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33% (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 16:52:33
- 36% Sitges can wait for now! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 17, 17:40:43
- 26% - all man me (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 17, 17:34:17
  - I wonder which 26% though. Is it 26% of everything? Or, say, a whole leg? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 17, 17:37:29
    - If it's your arse, you need to start worrying (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 17:59:03
      - Judging by the banter on here... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 17, 18:02:14
- 30%... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 17, 17:21:01
- I was 16%...and yet if they has asked the question 'do you rub you nipple in front of... (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Nov 17, 17:18:50
- 23%. I'm straighter than you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 17, 17:08:21
  - 10% . you bunch of poofs , would you like me to get you ashtons number. (n/m) (General Chat) - brianguthrysluvchild, Nov 17, 17:58:04
    - Not in touch with your feminine side sweetheart? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 17, 17:59:25
  - That's probably the difference that leather trousers makes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 17:10:07
    - ha ha. Suddenly struck me that you might not be joking....? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 17, 17:49:33
- Piss poor. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 17, 17:04:31
- That's cos you lied about not shaving your pubes (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:55:40
  - I trim, and I admitted as such. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 16:56:56
    - Far too much information. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 17, 17:13:16
      - Laminate flooring in the bathroom - it's a bugger for showing up dust & hair and similar (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 17:14:41
        
        Mosaic tiled flooring is the way forward... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 17, 17:27:09
- AB's maths gsce results arrive (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:53:46
Good Puskas obituary here. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 16:37:03
- TVM. We don't want you to go into the weekend sexually confused, by the way (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:47:58
how gay are you? (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 15:56:19
- SMALL IS 36% GAY (General Chat) - Small, Nov 17, 16:45:13
  - shaved small plums (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 17, 16:48:31
- Don't need to do it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:31:40
  - why (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:32:48
    - I already know (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:35:05
      - lighten up ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:35:21
        
        what part of that (if at all) gave you the impression I was in an arse? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:36:52
        
        He said "In an arse"!! [Beavis and Butthead style snigger] (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:46:35
        
        Quite apt in a thread about bummers hey? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:47:39
        
        Well spotted (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:50:06
        
        you've lost me (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:37:46
        
        and there it is (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:39:03
        
        you're paranoid (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:41:08
        
        again, why do you think I'm hissy fitting? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:41:52
        
        cos you're the only person with this attitude (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:42:49
        
        feel free to put me on ignore if I bother you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:43:53
        
        more concerned than bothered (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:44:51
        
        shall we carry on all evening? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:45:42
        
        if you do, can i suggest you get a room, even if it's only the chat room? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 17, 16:47:18
        
        oh lighten up ffs (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:48:18
        
        i'm not fat, i'm just big boned... (not in a Dion type way either, unfortunately) (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 17, 16:51:35
        
        or did you just come out (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:35:57
        
        nah I meant I don't need to be curious enough to check with a questionaire (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:38:37
        
        ok then (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:39:53
        
        jesus nailed to cross btw (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:46:08
- I got 100%. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 16:31:38
  - You divvy (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:40:57
    - Ohhhhhh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 16:49:01
- 16% hetero all the way baby (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 17, 16:31:35
  - 16% hetro = 84% gay = as gay as the day is long. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 16:32:28
    - lol, missed out the , there didnt I!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 17, 16:33:12
      - FUDGEPACKER (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:34:36
        
        I love Fudge (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 17, 16:35:26
        
        I love packers they make me rich. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 17, 16:36:16
- 25% - that's all. (n/m) (General Chat) - Boss, Nov 17, 16:30:37
- 46% gay. (General Chat) - Mrs Slocombe, Nov 17, 16:30:05
- last time i checked i was 33% (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 17, 16:15:28
- some people think that we are born (General Chat) - DrWhosYellowTardis, Nov 17, 16:13:44
  - i believe the Greeks used to shag anything that moved... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 17, 16:28:29
- I just got to level 12 out of 15 on tetris (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:13:36
  - foolish ponce (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 17, 16:14:03
    - freaking jew (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:14:39
      - ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 17, 16:24:57
        
        That's scc's sleepover friend (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 16:52:20
- 30% gay, which is ridiculous (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:06:13
  - gayer, I am 33% gay. My cock is 0% gay. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 17, 16:08:47
  - its not gay tho - its METRO .. they should have a metro counter! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrWhosYellowTardis, Nov 17, 16:08:05
  - we're well matched then (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:07:22
    - You need (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 17, 16:09:15
      - eww (n/m) (General Chat) - DrWhosYellowTardis, Nov 17, 16:11:30
  - we'e (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:06:42
- DAMM!!!! said im 100% gay!!!! (General Chat) - DrWhosYellowTardis, Nov 17, 16:03:34
- stoopish got 23% (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 16:01:47
  - 0% (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 17, 16:03:37
- That's 30% less straight you are (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 17, 15:59:51
First time see a Norwich shirt not sell in the clubshop... (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 17, 15:30:15
- worth just buyn a normal priced one (NCFC) - DrWhosYellowTardis, Nov 17, 15:52:20
- Fuck me, 62 quid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:31:38
  - Yes, crazy and (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 17, 16:04:01
  - slag (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 15:47:16
    - Bet he watches gay music channels as well (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:48:09
      - nothing wrong with that (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 15:50:22
        
        Often. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:51:08
        
        You keep quiet, SCC off rummaging through all his pockets looking for 62 quid (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:54:36
      - .... (NCFC) - pants, Nov 17, 15:49:54
  - Is that an offer? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 17, 15:35:35
    - bender (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 17, 15:37:23
Anyone see Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares last night? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:15:54
- Fuck sake I missed it again! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 17, 15:25:48
- he's cool (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 17, 15:17:53
  - Too much boutros-boutros. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:20:27
Digibox (General Chat) - duckandchips, Nov 17, 14:02:38
- probably needs a retune (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 14:04:44
  - also, I found with freeview when I had it (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 14:05:39
    - I have tried retuning it. (General Chat) - duckandchips, Nov 17, 14:35:16
      - there are 3 channel 5's now (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 17, 14:52:29
        
        That would be channel 15, which is even more than 9. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 15:15:13
      - yeah reset the box every so often (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 14:35:48
Is Terry suspended this weekend? (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 17, 13:48:05
- he was in The Kings last night, as was young Terry (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 17, 15:16:14
- no mention here, he must be available (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 13:49:27
  - cock (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 17, 13:56:48
    - oh boo hoo, what a personal disaster (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 14:05:54
  - sad (n/m) (Other Football) - dantheman, Nov 17, 13:50:39
    - You are the one who is looking sad, sunshine (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 17, 13:53:20
      - ty (n/m) (Other Football) - dantheman, Nov 17, 13:53:52
        
        Don't mention it (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 17, 13:55:32
        
        i wont (n/m) (Other Football) - dantheman, Nov 17, 13:57:53
        
        dooby dooby quack quack (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 14:09:05
        
        Dooby-Duck's Disco bus? (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 17, 14:12:54
        
        not really predictable but sad (n/m) (Other Football) - dantheman, Nov 17, 14:10:38
        
        classic tv, not sad (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 14:12:08
        
        no this is (Other Football) - dantheman, Nov 17, 14:18:56
        
        What's the definition of undefinitely? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 14:23:47
        
        cant find one (n/m) (Other Football) - dantheman, Nov 17, 14:27:36
        
        well when your balls are slapping against her arse, I reckon your indefinitely (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 14:29:50
        
        Harald Hardrada found that one funny too. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 14:33:27
        
        did he, I dunno if you will when I've launched you out of the window (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 14:34:27
        
        you asked for undefinitely (n/m) (Other Football) - dantheman, Nov 17, 14:32:47
        
        I didn't ask for anything (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 14:35:17
        
        you did you asked for the definition (n/m) (Other Football) - dantheman, Nov 17, 14:37:05
        
        I didn't, I was telling a joke, you bloody foul (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 14:46:08
Speaking, as we were about Wazzer Rooney ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 11:16:10
Straw poll - would you play Dion up front or at the back on Sunday? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 17, 10:50:28
- What other defenders are fit? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:54:43
  - would also go with that (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 17, 11:36:27
  - Back in full training, according to Pink Un at least (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 17, 11:01:14
    - I still don't like one-up-front in principle. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 11:06:22
Anyone here give blood? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:49:02
- one of the best thing about giving blood (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 17, 11:30:49
- they say not to drink alcohol or exercise for 8 hours after giving blood (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 10:54:19
- The missus is no longer allowed to give blood over here because (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 10:53:09
Who's your favourite player over the last few seasons? (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 10:30:11
- Andy Hughes - always make me laugh (n/m) (Other Football) - DemoniCanary, Nov 17, 12:56:43
- Ronaldinho or Henry (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 17, 11:45:23
  - I was edging towards the kind of cult players you like really (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 11:49:17
    - Yeah, I really enjoy watching Spanish football... (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 17, 11:55:07
      - Spanish football rocks! (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 12:06:55
- Gotta be Henry (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 17, 11:23:57
- favourite player in last few years has to be henry... (Other Football) - Alan, Nov 17, 11:06:55
  - yep, and Zidane (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Nov 17, 11:22:32
    - yeah i thought we were talking about players that still play mostly... (Other Football) - Alan, Nov 17, 11:26:54
      - well it said 'last few seasons' so I guessed he was a valid pick (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Nov 17, 11:29:37
- Henry or Gerrard (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Nov 17, 10:57:44
- Rooney (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Nov 17, 10:53:05
  - Winds me up. Looks like a toddler with elephantism about to throw a massive benny most of (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:58:44
    - doesn't score enough goals either (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 11:01:03
      - Does score some belters every now and again though. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 11:08:34
      - he is a scorer of great goals, rather than a great goal scorer... (Other Football) - Alan, Nov 17, 11:08:19
        
        eh? I think he links up play brilliantly (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 17, 11:23:14
        
        greedy little fucker imo... (Other Football) - Alan, Nov 17, 11:31:28
  - agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - dantheman, Nov 17, 10:53:31
- Malky Defensively - Hucks attacking (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Nov 17, 10:43:50
  - Last player for us that I genuinely loved for being awesome was Eadie really (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 10:49:02
- What - non Norwich? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:38:58
  - Yeah (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 10:42:07
    - When Ashton's fit again (see I'm giving a Free Header for Gay jokes) ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:43:46
- Peter Thorne (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Nov 17, 10:31:22
  - If we're starting, may as well get it out of the way (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 10:35:39
You've got to laugh at the Ippos (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 17, 10:07:15
- That picture has been through one of those distorty-face machines (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:36:16
  - That face has been through (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Nov 17, 11:24:42
Funny piece in t'Guardian today about different types of football fan - which one are you? (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 17, 09:06:55
- Agree with the second one you stuck me in (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 17, 11:51:34
- Yeah, I'm the Bigger Picture fan. Especially near the end of the season... (Other Football) - tim berry, Nov 17, 11:42:47
  - Ye Olde Coffee Shope? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 11:48:51
    - Yay, the older the better. So long as the coffee itself isn't old... (Other Football) - tim berry, Nov 17, 13:49:35
- lol, when i read that in the paper i put myself down as a Die-Hard but that's only true (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 17, 11:11:15
- Factually incorrect (Other Football) - snowman, Nov 17, 10:25:32
- Haha (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Nov 17, 09:43:44
- Lol (Other Football) - conker, Nov 17, 09:41:13
- im the "seeing the bigger picture & corrections and clarification (n/m) (Other Football) - Mr_Biff, Nov 17, 09:26:26
  - I'm all of them depending on the day, although (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 09:30:05
- lol OG, that's a bit to near the truth. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Nov 17, 09:11:59
Wakey Wakey! (General Chat) - snowman, Nov 17, 06:42:47
- Morning snowman (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 17, 06:54:12
  - You and Tomblander only get up at this time to record Top Cat (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 17, 10:24:34
    - Top Cat (General Chat) - snowman, Nov 17, 11:01:59
      - close friends get to call him T.C ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 17, 11:20:27
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 11:30:22
    - Not being a povo, my dvd recorder has a timer function. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 10:46:30
- I'm here, where's everyone else? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Nov 17, 06:50:04
  - I'm in Holland (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 17, 08:30:39
  - All in bed (General Chat) - snowman, Nov 17, 07:18:44
    - We will win (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 17, 07:36:43
      - Morning Bob by the way (General Chat) - Tomblander, Nov 17, 07:37:24
It's been a bloody awful Wrath day today. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 15:00:17
- I think the "can anyone help me find..........." (General Chat) - pants, Nov 16, 15:05:55
  - "Begins to reduce the post count over intellect equation somewhat" (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 15:07:01
    - A twat trying to sound intelligent (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 16, 15:13:33
      - you look confused in this pic (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 16, 15:14:49
        
        Bloke on the phone ringing 999 (General Chat) - pants, Nov 16, 15:20:16
      - you then? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 16, 15:13:54
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 16, 15:19:04
- to be fair (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 16, 15:02:30
  - You're mainly at fault. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 15:04:03
    - No, it's D&C. One bit of skirt in the vicinity and everyone starts going all silly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 15:05:26
    - bollocks (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 16, 15:05:11
      - Still working on (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 15:06:06
        
        ROFL !!! (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Nov 16, 15:15:14
- I tried that this morning but it doesnt quite satisfy (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Nov 16, 15:02:16
  - trollette (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 15:03:27
    - lol... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Nov 16, 15:08:50
youtube (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 13:55:36
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 16, 14:06:09
- so have I (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 13:57:37
  - enjoyed my cherry mullerlite though (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Nov 16, 14:00:03
    - cherry fruit corner way better (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 16, 14:09:04
      - as opposed to bourneville boulevard way? (n/m) (General Chat) - duckandchips, Nov 16, 14:09:49
        
        what are you insinuating? (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 16, 14:11:40
        
        Yes you are ive seen you... (General Chat) - duckandchips, Nov 16, 14:15:03
        
        like Mr Garrison (n/m) (General Chat) - Dions wanger, Nov 16, 14:13:03
        
        mmmkay? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 16, 14:14:02
    - I have not had your cherry (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 14:07:09
      - thats because its too small (General Chat) - duckandchips, Nov 16, 14:09:13
  - diddums (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 16, 13:59:48
Top 100 selling albums (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 16, 13:18:43
- A great deal of wank in that lot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 13:23:40
  - Said the man who sneers at anything more mainstream than the Random Cherokee Custardmakers (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 16, 13:25:34
    - That's an outrageous slur and I denounce it utterly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 13:59:50
- more interestingly was (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 16, 13:22:40
Is this WW2 ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 12:44:50
- Is this like the most famous spy in the world? (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 12:50:15
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 16, 14:00:33
- Yeah. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 12:47:57
- Waggers actually sums things up pretty well here.... (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 16, 12:47:48
  - Waghorn and Bilverstone (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 16, 14:24:52
  - It might not actually be Waggers, with the ol cockernee me ol mucker up the apples and pea (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 13:09:48
    - Other writers ? I reckon they are all Waghorn. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 13:12:15
      - Well, I just assumed that when he said "other writers" ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 13:14:14
        
        Yeah I know (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 13:15:43
        
        Which, by the way, would be no bad thing (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 13:16:45
  - Any piece he writes, that pretentiously starts off (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 12:57:33
    - Public school ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 13:03:10
      - Kind of my point I suppose (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 13:05:30
    - WTF has any of that got to do with what school you went to? (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 16, 13:00:21
      - Cos everytime I read anything by him, I either think of Tim nice but dim (NCFC) - pants, Nov 16, 13:01:35
  - I'm sorry. I tried to read it but firstly (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 12:54:43
    - OK, so you don't like him, and that headline could be easily cut in half.... (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 16, 12:59:23
      - Not (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 16, 13:02:47
      - No I didn't have the patience to get to that. Ta for the summary! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 13:02:26
Quick report of Holland-England (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 10:07:59
- People were actually there? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Nov 16, 10:21:15
  - 44,000 of us (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 10:35:25
- at least you avoided the BBC commentary (Other Football) - mr carra, Nov 16, 10:20:55
  - To be honest I only remember one clear dive from him, 3 from AJ and (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 10:36:34
    - was the Terry one.. (Other Football) - mr carra, Nov 16, 10:57:12
      - Oh then he had two (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 11:59:18
  - The Five Live commentator (Alan Green for this specific example) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 16, 10:28:38
- agree with most of that - except (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 16, 10:13:04
  - I had the "pleasure" of seeing him off the ball as well. He (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 10:34:04
    - He only cost 18m though (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 16, 10:44:02
      - The second half was so exciting that (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 16, 10:48:58
        
        was there a band? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 16, 10:53:16
        
        there was a bloke with a drum who looked a bit bored (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Nov 16, 10:54:25
        
        I couldn't honestly believe the arrogance of Lawrenson, slagging the dutch off (Other Football) - pants, Nov 16, 11:00:31
        
        I have never spoke to anyone who rates him (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 16, 11:01:56
Thanks to all, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 16:15:41
- Get a Sony. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:18:47
  - Do you mean the Sony one that looks like a bar of soap? (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Nov 15, 16:21:20
    - Yes - the one that looks like a bar of soap. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:23:04
  - how do you differentiate the sound? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:19:51
    - You play the same mp3 file on the two different players. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:20:55
      - Oh - another this the iPod is better for ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:22:25
      - and what's the difference? (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:21:32
        
        Well what the fuck do you think, Einstein? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:25:03
        
        ... silence ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:35:36
        
        was just reflecting how sad you must be (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:55:40
Is the derby on sky on sunday? (n/m) (NCFC) - nicolaw, Nov 15, 16:05:26
- Eleven Thirty Sky Sports One (n/m) (NCFC) - nicolaw, Nov 15, 16:14:11
  - So why were you wasting our time asking then? (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 15, 16:17:16
    - *oh please bite, please, we're all really bored, please get in a mood,we all need our fix* (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 16:27:44
  - why ask then? (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:15:13
    - whatever you lot are about as useful as a chocolate fireguard! (n/m) (NCFC) - nicolaw, Nov 15, 16:19:23
      - is the correct answer (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:20:51
  - Usually around 2-3pm and on BBC 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Nov 15, 16:15:06
- Sky sports 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 16:09:12
- Yes it is. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:07:20
  - No it isn't (NCFC) - conker, Nov 15, 16:10:52
    - And it's not on Sunday (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 15, 16:12:21
      - or in November (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Nov 15, 16:14:45
  - No it isn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 15, 16:07:36
- info on the derby (NCFC) - conker, Nov 15, 16:07:03
  - mandatry confusion post (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:07:48
    - ...... (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 16:09:05
      - but comedically it's different class (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:09:46
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 15, 16:06:46
  - we have a tie (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:07:24
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:05:43
can some one please fill me in on all ncfc information from the last couple of weeks (General Chat) - Alan, Nov 15, 15:11:45
- Earnie was sold to Bristol for 9 with Newcastle paying half (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 15, 15:20:30
- Carrow Rd has been sold to a thai property tycoon, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 15:18:37
  - i dont know why i bother!... (General Chat) - Alan, Nov 15, 15:26:09
    - Go and ask on Canary Corner, you might get a reply by Christmas! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 15, 15:31:07
      - exactly, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 15:32:37
        
        That was half the problem Alan, your post was requesting something useful (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 15:35:12
        
        you should fucking know, you are 46% of the posters on here (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 15, 15:36:33
        
        Blubity blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 15:36:10
        
        observation (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 15:36:53
        
        From the man whose response was (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:38:31
        
        roffle, PA 1-0 (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 15:39:35
        
        Which is a repost on a par with Newcastle paying half, 9, Bristol etc (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 15:44:45
        
        You're getting desperate Gus (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 15, 15:45:27
        
        hardly (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 15:46:20
        
        blu blub blub (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:05:04
        
        a) no holt (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 16:12:39
        
        *tragic (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 16:14:00
        
        pmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:17:25
        
        point proven (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 16:19:13
        
        that you can't spell? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:22:02
        
        No, that you clearly hang around here for one reason only (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 16:23:43
        
        now you're being silly (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 16:24:22
        
        Well I hardly expected you to agree (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 16:38:09
        
        Shit post, no Holt. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:08:38
        
        Board violation (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 15, 16:07:12
        
        Homophobe (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:35:45
    - big time ben, dong dong dong (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 15, 15:27:42
      - Why did that post make me think of Dion Dublin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:28:08
    - I could have told you that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 15:27:00
      - see example for main one of the main reasons why (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 15:29:18
  - At least the catering might improve (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:21:17
    - It should do, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 15:29:12
- ashton looks a bit gay (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 15:15:39
- Won 5-0 at West Brom (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:13:51
  - ROFL! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 15, 15:15:35
Techie help please, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 15:10:12
- From what I've read they are okay (General Chat) - scruffy, Nov 15, 18:03:48
- Was listening to a programme last night about it, screen is bigger, but doesn't mean (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 16:04:12
  - The techy bloke on 5 Live on Sunday were saying it was really good... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 16:10:54
    - This was 5 live too (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 16:20:16
    - Ah, but for a mere ?20 you can get Sony MDR-EX71 earbuds which (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 16:14:59
      - dunno about that m8 (General Chat) - scruffy, Nov 15, 17:29:29
- meant to be "the IPOD killer" (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 15, 15:59:24
- one thing to be aware of.... (General Chat) - fleckmatic, Nov 15, 15:15:47
  - Depends what your definition of 'cool' is (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 15:16:53
    - thing is (General Chat) - fleckmatic, Nov 15, 15:28:58
- No idea. I've got a Sony NWA3000. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 15:12:16
  - which software do you use? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 15:18:01
    - It comes with software called CONNECT, which I use. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 15:37:01
      - ok, thanks for your help sir, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 15:38:58
    - My mate has recently brought the new Creative Zen thing... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 15:20:01
Anyone bidding on these? (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Nov 15, 14:33:06
- who is the fan 2nd right? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 14:55:39
  - And you reckon you are a top 5 fan? (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 15, 14:58:27
    - is he one of your chav mates? (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 15:15:33
      - Andrew Cave-Brown... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 15, 15:17:43
        
        Captain CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE-BROOOOOO OOOOOOWN (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:20:42
        
        No. That's Captain Caveman (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 15, 15:19:15
        
        what's his job? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 15:18:55
        
        Beat the s**t out of you... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 15, 15:22:06
        
        don't think so (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 15:22:52
        
        Name a time and a place (and as long as I'm free and able to get there) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 15, 15:23:55
        
        squares or lloyds hull game (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 15:25:11
        
        You are on... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 15, 15:26:35
        
        Are there seven types? (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:25:10
        
        i only have 2 (NCFC) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 15:25:41
        
        Normal, Runny, Guinness, Curry...that's four... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:26:41
        
        whoosher, floater (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 15, 15:28:11
        
        Non Flushable (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 15, 15:35:42
- The big money bids are from a pro shirt dealer (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 15, 14:55:20
  - Same thing happens at the end-of-season FONCY auctions. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:58:25
    - Surely FONCY are wise to this (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:05:42
      - Potentially, I don't know. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 15:13:39
    - value is likely to increase (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Nov 15, 15:01:01
- Robinson looks a bit gay (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 14:35:13
  - is he the new Ashton then ? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 14:37:34
  - Andy Robinson? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 14:36:14
    - Andy Preview (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 14:37:31
      - Handy Andy (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 14:38:48
        
        Youtube alert (NCFC) - Small, Nov 15, 14:43:16
Ham, tomato and cheese melt thing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 15, 13:54:58
- Roast Chicken and stuffing Sainsburys sarnie .... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 15, 14:17:43
- Rost beef anhorseradish roll (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 15, 14:14:42
- beans on toast (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 14:12:17
- Ham and mustard sarnies (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Nov 15, 14:03:35
- cheese & tomato sarny, Rice Krispies cereal bar, Caramac KitKat (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 15, 14:00:13
  - I love Caramacs... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 15, 14:01:06
    - Caramacs are shit.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 15, 14:27:56
    - well worth it if you can find them (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 15, 14:06:26
  - = mummy made pack up, and I'm rubbish at making tea (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 14:01:01
    - or me mrs made pack up and the tea-machine is shit at making tea (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 15, 14:02:41
- Wholemeal pitta and low-fat hummus. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 13:58:06
  - Gay beyond belief (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 15:08:16
  - Gaylord (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 15, 14:19:40
    - Gaylord tennis. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:41:29
      - Hare (Pants - look at this) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:46:49
        
        seen it loads of times, dandy racketball etc "ahh you perspire, I win" (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 14:51:52
        
        Have you read "THe Fountain At The Centre Of The World" yet? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 15:05:23
        
        no you didn't (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 15:07:35
        
        Me neither. I can drive a tractor though (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:08:27
        
        Bmxcellent (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 15, 14:50:50
    - bully (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 14:25:24
  - Bender as normal (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 15, 13:59:27
- You really are... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 15, 13:57:54
  - Piss... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 15, 13:59:09
    - I went to a great gig on Saturday evening... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 15, 14:00:45
      - Splendid, please do... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 15, 14:02:01
- Tomato soup. (General Chat) - Arganth, Nov 15, 13:57:46
- nicked a triangle bacon sarnie from some meeting downstairs (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 13:56:40
- spicy tomato chicken pasta thing (n/m) (General Chat) - downsey, Nov 15, 13:55:58
"will be really, really funny, and excellent" (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 13:47:35
- Yeah, but "terrys[sic] dress" is clearly one of the Kings Posse. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 13:50:47
  - ha ha I thought the same thing. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 13:52:00
    - I reckon it's Small being a cheeky scamp. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:00:28
      - I don't think it's me, I wish it was (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 15, 14:19:53
        
        mbk then. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 14:42:14
        
        My money would be on MBK ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 15, 14:50:34
        
        You may be right... (General Chat) - Small, Nov 15, 14:50:11
        
        wasn't me, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 14:43:53
Anyone kow how euromillions money is shared if no one gets jackpot this week? (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 15, 13:29:14
- Yeah. I get it all. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:02:34
- apparently... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 15, 13:52:26
- Arizona Bay (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 13:38:45
  - pants (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 13:41:46
    - NCFC4life (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 13:44:09
      - malkybarkid (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 15, 13:51:50
        
        Natalie Imbruglia (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 15:03:41
  - Oh plums. Sorry. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 13:39:27
- 1 each (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 15, 13:37:20
  - so no-one gets 9? Blimey. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 13:45:29
    - I know, shocker that, intut? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 13:46:24
      - maybe the amount of euro money is 9? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 13:49:12
- When it got to 150million they said that, but it didn't, and it rolled over to 160 odd the (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 13:30:57
  - its got to be won this week (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 15, 13:41:58
    - I remember them saying that last time (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 13:44:06
      - Free beer tomorrow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 13:46:41
Phew, just rang first direct, I won't be in the band that gets charged ?10 a month (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 12:41:34
- how come? (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Nov 15, 13:30:13
  - said cos I use the savings account and the mini isa (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 13:43:19
- Don't see the problem with it, to be honest... (General Chat) - Declan, Nov 15, 13:00:20
  - I was a bit shocked that ?10 a month to have an account is a bit much (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 13:06:20
    - you could've just moved your business elsewhere... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 15, 13:14:57
      - Exactly... (General Chat) - Declan, Nov 15, 13:22:57
        
        agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 15, 13:28:46
      - They reckon other banks will follow suit if it works though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 13:20:43
        
        as i say below LloydsTSB have been doing it for years on some accounts (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 15, 13:26:33
  - i know LloydsTSB have had some accounts where they charge... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 15, 13:04:31
- It'll be all HSBC sooon enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 12:59:01
- are you sure? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 15, 12:56:11
Red herring for Ipswich fans' fishy plan (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 12:00:15
- Anyone find this whole thing quite amusing? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 15, 12:05:37
  - Well, a bit pointless really. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 12:09:17
  - slightly (NCFC) - megson, Nov 15, 12:09:13
- I like this bit...... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 15, 12:02:21
  - I see the edp wants you to write in with any strange phobias (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Nov 15, 12:15:04
    - Ha ha .... (NCFC) - meeky, Nov 15, 12:24:43
Can anyone translate from northern? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 11:44:45
- Ta to all - now I understand! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 11:55:50
- (South) Yorkshire. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 11:52:59
  - haha, or in a radge (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 15, 11:59:49
  - Is that a euphemism for boner? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 11:58:53
    - No, it means "in a sulk". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 12:03:01
    - ...or inappropriate conduct with a Franciscan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 11:59:47
- I thought that was more of a Midlands expression? (General Chat) - Clare, Nov 15, 11:49:36
  - Not Midland (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 11:49:54
    - OK then EAST Midlands! (General Chat) - Clare, Nov 15, 11:53:06
      - Possibly... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 11:58:13
        
        yep. used to go out with a Leicester girl (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 13:23:21
        
        he? She. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 15, 13:23:45
- you been listening to the artic monkeys by any chance? (n/m) (General Chat) - dantheman, Nov 15, 11:48:24
  - Dusted the album off this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 11:49:46
    - (following a little Mot?rhead) (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 11:55:22
- Mard...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 15, 11:47:38
- You dont ever call someone a MArdy Arse? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 15, 11:45:25
  - No... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 11:49:44
    - Wrap up you Mardy Arse (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 15, 11:51:34
      - 'Wrap up' (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 11:58:34
So who here has ever pulled a celebrity? (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Nov 15, 10:36:18
- Cathy Dennis's cousin is the closest I got (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 15, 11:52:57
- I had a threesome with, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 11:02:50
  - What's happened to your ... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 15, 11:06:50
    - meeky (General Chat) - Small, Nov 15, 11:17:05
      - Yes I was mate .... (General Chat) - meeky, Nov 15, 11:36:53
        
        I like the Eaton Red Lion for Sunday lunch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 11:39:48
        
        the Red lion, Drayton, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 11:42:34
        
        It certainly does (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 11:50:27
        
        So does...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 15, 11:48:14
        
        Lol... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 11:59:34
    - really?, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 11:07:55
  - *really (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 15, 11:03:05
- Erm... (General Chat) - Small, Nov 15, 11:01:11
  - Come on, tease, what did you do? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 11:03:18
  - Hmmmmmmm. (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 11:02:35
    - Not that bad I suppose... (General Chat) - Small, Nov 15, 11:09:54
- I've cupped Ulrika Jonsson's right breast... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 15, 10:44:53
  - Bit saggy these days? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 11:24:42
  - Did she cup yours in return? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 10:46:03
    - No... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 15, 10:48:06
      - Did she actually say that... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 15, 10:49:38
        
        Yes she actually said that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 15, 11:05:30
- Spilt vodka and coke all over Sara Cox's tits. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 15, 10:43:07
- My mates brother pulled Hannah Spearitt(sp) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 15, 10:37:45
  - Good work (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Nov 15, 10:54:57
  - i doubt she did to be honest (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Nov 15, 10:38:17
    - They did alright actually. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 15, 10:49:16
      - More than he's made out of Upper Street! (n/m) (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Nov 15, 10:50:47
- I've pulled myself while thinking of a celebrity. Does that count? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 10:37:00
  - Was it Arnold Schwarzenegger? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 15, 10:40:34
    - Thora Hird (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 10:41:16
      - Bastard! (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 15, 10:46:27
If you all hate the scum stand up. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 15, 09:32:37
- And throw some fruit and vegetables at them (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 15, 09:45:41
  - lolipeach (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 15, 09:47:09
- If it's OK I'll stand up in a bit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 09:38:21
- How long for - I'm in an open plan office (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 09:33:45
  - Well I did stand up but I am sitting down again. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 15, 09:35:24
    - Part timer (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 15, 09:39:30
Story in Daily Mail about us being a pariah in the transfer market (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 09:23:45
- complete non story. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 15, 09:29:53
- In fact, casting aside the mantle of "laziest fuck on the wrath", I googled it (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 09:26:13
  - Waggers has written about that on his style abortion, sorry I mean website ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 15, 09:33:05
    - "Style abortion" doesn't just apply to the graphical layout, I see... (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 15, 09:38:42
?helsea (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 17:03:58
- You Get What You Deserve (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 14, 17:24:43
- i went there a couple of years ago as a neutral (Other Football) - shoddy, Nov 14, 17:16:38
  - Been There Once! In About 1986-87! (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Nov 14, 17:25:55
    - Harrington (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Nov 14, 17:34:57
      - Link ... (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Nov 14, 17:35:17
        
        Thats The One! I Have Malapropped! (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Nov 14, 17:41:51
OFICL TXT (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 16:58:12
- THX M8 DAT IZ GR8 NUZ!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 17:03:40
- OS on the ball as usual (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 14, 17:01:40
Sing up (NCFC) - wewasrobbed, Nov 14, 15:56:25
- They couldn't really use it as a bed for showing highlight could they? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 16:18:09
  - wot do U mn by a F@ bass line? iz dat a reggae stIL refRnce? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 16:25:15
    - dub be good (NCFC) - wewasrobbed, Nov 14, 16:31:26
      - Much dub. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 16:34:42
    - What I mean is ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 16:30:49
      - k got dat, datz v clr, thx a lot m8 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 16:44:57
- superb mate (NCFC) - coney, Nov 14, 16:16:31
Scummiest Scum Goal Scored against us? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 14, 15:14:23
- Bowditch after Fleming did his achilles in trying to close down the little shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Nov 14, 16:21:31
- Any one of the five against us that sad day many years ago (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 14, 15:50:33
- Can't remember any. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 15:34:37
- Danny Haynes handball, Jimmy Juan deflected free kick... (NCFC) - RobertFleck, Nov 14, 15:17:09
  - the one that always gets me (NCFC) - south, Nov 14, 15:37:14
    - yeh same here...that was the 2002 incident I was referring too (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 14, 15:39:48
  - they never score a decent goal against anyone do they? (n/m) (NCFC) - downsey, Nov 14, 15:20:13
Does anyone use oink.me.uk? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 14:28:26
- I use it (General Chat) - scruffy, Nov 15, 02:33:05
  - further (General Chat) - scruffy, Nov 15, 02:36:11
- I do sometimes (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 14, 14:52:10
  - My brother is in the same boat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 14:56:33
- What is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 14, 14:46:17
  - It is a private bit torrent tracker exclusively for music. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 14:57:56
  - Ipswich dating agency (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 14:46:37
- selwyn? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 14, 14:29:53
Anyone on here clued up on the old uploading malarkey? (General Chat) - conker, Nov 14, 14:19:29
- Oooh. Dunno. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 14:22:49
  - I use Torrent Spy most of the time (General Chat) - conker, Nov 14, 14:25:13
    - Is Torrent Spy a tracker? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 14:27:20
      - sounds a bit James Bond to me, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 14, 14:33:14
      - No idea! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 14, 14:29:49
- If you download the newest BitTorrent client, it (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 14, 14:20:47
  - I use Bit Comet (General Chat) - conker, Nov 14, 14:22:09
    - utorrent is the best client (General Chat) - scruffy, Nov 15, 02:35:20
- with difficulty (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 14, 14:20:39
Anyone at Archant got any idea why the en or edp haven't covered this story? (General Chat) - grumpy, Nov 14, 13:42:17
- can't rely on public transport to be an alternative (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Nov 14, 13:58:05
- Cllr Adrian Gunson came to our house for a meeting last week, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 14, 13:46:41
  - Yes - I don't see why they are so desperate for it - where is your/your mum's? (n/m) (General Chat) - grumpy, Nov 14, 13:51:04
    - Thorpe Marriott, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 14, 13:53:13
      - Arizona Bay (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 13:59:19
        
        Spactichands. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 14:09:06
        
        Matt Damon (n/m) (General Chat) - Matt Damon, Nov 14, 14:01:35
        
        I'm Jeremy Kyle (n/m) (General Chat) - Jeremy Kyle, Nov 14, 14:04:01
        
        I have an Aunt lives on School Road in Drayton. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 13:59:47
        
        funny thing is, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Nov 14, 14:01:42
Possibly WW2 - all Mr Waghorn's stuff seems to be free at the mo' (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 13:19:50
- Kings stuff. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 13:35:15
  - final site for approval hare (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 13:36:54
    - bmxcellent. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 14:01:04
    - That sky looks fake (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:39:31
      - It's real sky, honest - took the shot myself (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 13:57:38
        
        Belgian should have a capital B in the welcome page (n/m) (NCFC) - grumpy, Nov 14, 14:01:26
        
        No - it's the only nationality which is not entitled to the capital. Useless belgian twats (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 14, 14:03:15
        
        ta (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 14:03:02
        
        A-V in history.htm... (NCFC) - Declan, Nov 14, 14:05:37
        
        ta (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 14:07:03
        
        Shouldn't have a capital T in "the King's Arms" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 14, 14:08:24
        
        ta (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 14:10:44
        
        The King's is going to be awarded "Pedantic Punctuation Pub of the Year" in 2007 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 14:12:22
        
        You mean "the King's" ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 14, 14:14:26
        
        I think you'll find that the word "The" was at the beginning of the sentence (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 14:16:43
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 14, 14:16:19
- cheers for that! (n/m) (NCFC) - Wayne Biggins, Nov 14, 13:27:52
- intut (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 13:26:15
  - as part of (NCFC) - conker, Nov 14, 13:32:15
    - I've just wasted 10 minutes of my life looking at the Ferret (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:34:04
      - I looked at a weasel once for two and a half hours (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 13:34:41
        
        Have just had a swift browse through the columns. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 14, 13:39:24
        
        Actually it really is piss poor (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:46:59
        
        Try Animal. I felt embarrassed for the author as I read it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 14, 13:51:11
        
        "The lads had done themselves proud; we was robbed at the end of the day." (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:53:59
        
        Was it up your bum, wearing Chris Evans glasses, or was that only the hamster? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:37:56
        
        Yes it was. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 13:38:38
        
        Jolly impressive to look at it while it was up your bum (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:40:18
        
        a bit, yes, but I used an endoscope (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 13:58:59
- "Dion is a big player for us" says impressionable teenager Robert Eagle (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:22:33
  - Rude Old Git (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 13:24:14
    - Well, they do keep giving us free hits, don't they? (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:27:11
      - I think they should use 'turgid', 'throbbing', 'pulsating' and 'veiny' and (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 14, 13:28:57
        
        Not to mention "swollen", "engorged", "rigid", "purple" and (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:33:00
Chadwick still not signed?! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Nov 14, 12:51:13
- There's been no OFFICIAL SMS, apart from one yesterday ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 12:53:02
  - wen dey snd d OFCLSMS, do dey snd it n propR txt spk? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:00:01
    - CHDWK SGNS (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 13:07:13
      - 1Dr Y not, cuz evry1 hu uzes 2 d OFCLSMS must b da yoof innit (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 14, 13:10:23
- image rights (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 14, 12:52:41
Cheese sarny, bag of nic naks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 14, 12:50:38
- cheese & Chef sauce sarny, Frosties cereal bar, Fox's classic choc bar (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 14, 12:55:31
- Rice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 12:51:02
  - Has the red cross dropped some aid on sheffield today? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 14, 12:57:14
    - No, Uncle Ben's instant stuff. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 13:00:03
Anyone watch the Macclesfield game last night then? (Other Football) - pants, Nov 14, 12:25:31
- What happened? (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Nov 14, 13:14:22
  - In the second half, loads of balls just appeared on the pitch, and the camera panned (Other Football) - pants, Nov 14, 13:17:53
    - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Nov 14, 13:19:15
- 20 balls throw into the ground? (Other Football) - XXL16, Nov 14, 13:01:44
  - looked to be different makes, one was patrick (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 14, 13:06:12
- was it you what done it (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 14, 12:28:10
- yeh made me chuckle (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Nov 14, 12:27:50
- Saw it on the news. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 12:27:00
FFS... Trescothick flying home from Oz for "personal reasons" (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 14, 11:06:59
- I still may be going over with work. Great if it all comes off. nm (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 14, 12:06:57
- Remember me saying about England playing too much, will mess up the next ashes series? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 14, 11:41:03
- Good (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 14, 11:13:03
  - But what a bloody mess... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 14, 11:17:17
    - Key would be a great move. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 11:40:05
      - pOr old Monty isnt goin 2 git a gAm tho (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 11:42:48
        
        I might out you on ignore in a minute (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 14, 11:43:42
        
        You're going to out OG on ignore? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 14, 11:46:06
        
        Well the p is next to the o (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 14, 11:47:45
        
        I'm only doing it to AB. Sorry about the collateral damage, but hey (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 11:50:13
      - Monty has already been called (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 14, 11:41:45
    - sadly we should forget the Ashes this year. nm (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Nov 14, 11:38:33
      - No we shouldn't... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 14, 11:43:44
        
        Pride (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 14, 11:46:31
        
        Great... (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 14, 11:48:56
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 14, 11:50:23
        
        Fucking British mentality... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 14, 11:55:04
        
        Show me a good loser ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 11:57:13
        
        wot a trbl cleeshay suRlE U c%d hav dn BetA thN dat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 12:04:29
        
        Sorry, heard it on t'wireless the other night. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 12:14:20
    - I suppose he didn't know how he'd react until he got there (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 14, 11:27:55
    - Yay! Rob Key! At least we'd have the fattest player then (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 11:19:10
      - Indeed... Warney has lost quite a bit since last summer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 14, 11:21:10
  - Hear Hear, and if Tresco can squeeze Geraint into his suitcase that would be ideal (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 11:16:59
    - Ha ha... with you on that one... oops sorry... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 14, 11:19:53
      - Text speak only for AB (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 11:20:58
  - Is the right answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 11:15:24
- yep. he should not play for us again. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 14, 11:12:10
  - Let him get his head right, then try again. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 11:15:49
    - E wnt ply 4 Eng agn (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Nov 14, 11:22:22
    - wot iz wrng w Hs hed thN? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 11:19:47
      - Not a clue. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 11:37:34
FAO: Anyone with ears and the good sense to use them properly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 10:48:04
- Anywhere near as good as Dread Zeppelin (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 14, 11:00:43
  - I've never heard Dread Zeppelin. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 11:05:33
    - Dread Zeppelin... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 14, 11:12:24
- morning happy x (n/m) (General Chat) - walksie, Nov 14, 10:58:46
  - hws th cswk gng? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 11:07:27
    - not bad actually. Progression nicely (n/m) (General Chat) - walksie, Nov 14, 11:21:26
      - *Progressing (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 14, 11:42:41
        
        If you say it like Sean Connery it actually works rather well (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 11:44:01
    - Bet he spent aL nyt :'-( bout how rude U had Bin 2 him (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 11:10:15
- dat swNdz lIk gud advice, R dey a rly kewl B&? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 14, 10:52:48
  - "B&" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 11:07:09
Sunday Glory (NCFC) - icenione, Nov 14, 10:43:03
- Obviously the Binners need the money ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Nov 14, 14:07:56
- ITFC (NCFC) - itfc06, Nov 14, 12:03:08
  - priceless! (NCFC) - worthy in, Nov 14, 12:25:51
    - He uses the term "scarfers", so either ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 12:30:42
- are they all part of your crew? (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 14, 10:58:39
- 40? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dion 13 inches, Nov 14, 10:49:00
Grant a phobia of fish, Magilton a phobia of winning! (n/m) (NCFC) - the ghost of Crouch, Nov 14, 10:15:43
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 14, 10:17:19