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vaguely comforting thought (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 4, 14:01:40
- There are some BIG questions to ask ourselves... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 4, 15:31:17
- Comforting if your only concerns are your own mortality and not the impact your actions (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 4, 14:52:52
  - no that's not true (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 4, 15:02:24
    - Have to agree to disagree on that one (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 4, 15:16:06
      - why is that disagreeing with me? (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 4, 15:22:14
        
        Exactly. (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 4, 15:34:57
        
        *maths (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 4, 15:41:50
        
        Stop with the math/maths, its fucking interchangeable. (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 4, 16:05:39
        
        Apologies for the math/maths things, wasn't expecting you to tilt so massively about it (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 4, 16:19:23
        
        your first line.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, May 4, 16:22:34
        
        I might not like uptick, but I actually agree with you on this one (Coronavirus) - camcan, May 4, 16:10:50
        
        I like parsley (Coronavirus) - Tombs, May 4, 16:40:56
        
        Do you know I actually like curly too? (Coronavirus) - camcan, May 4, 17:25:57
        
        Yeah, like how to spell "realise" dammit. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 4, 16:14:17
        
        There's a reason they are not leaving it up to people to make their own personal risk (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 4, 15:29:06
        
        Well unsuprisingly, that's not quite what I was suggesting (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 4, 15:39:44
- Isn’t it largely dependent on your age and health? (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 4, 14:16:04
  - So yeah if you weren’t worried before (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 4, 14:17:58
    - I think it gives quite a good sense (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 4, 14:42:46
      - Yes definitely many people are unnecessarily worried (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 4, 14:49:52
        
        Yes, it must increase, because there's an additional hazard (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 4, 15:01:06
A big fat happy buffday to Bungle offofonhere - u iz well old grandad innit bruv! x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 4, 08:41:43
- many happy returns in isolation! (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, May 4, 12:47:46
- I am like well old now innit (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, May 4, 11:59:19
  - Oh Bungle lannddsss,they call you home sweet home oh um.. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 4, 12:47:41
    - 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, May 4, 13:02:54
  - Happy Birthday fellow old soul (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 4, 12:10:18
- Happy birthday Bungle. Xx (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, May 4, 11:41:42
- 😊 🎂🐻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 4, 10:25:18
- Have a most marvelous one Bungers. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 4, 09:24:25
- Happy birthday Bungles. 🍺👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 4, 08:46:31
I'm making chicken curry. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 3, 14:42:19
- I’m trying out my new bbq (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, May 3, 17:20:33
- Yum. (General Chat) - camcan, May 3, 15:28:22
  - Even simpler when the butcher has created it for you (General Chat) - camcan, May 3, 15:57:54
  - Cor lovely, love stir fry too. So simple yet so very delicious. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 3, 15:55:22
No relegation looking more likely (NCFC) - Dajpun, May 3, 14:25:22
- Controversial maybe but if the table can’t be sorted any other way, then this should be (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 3, 15:34:32
  - I enjoyed that (NCFC) - camcan, May 3, 15:52:28
- Seems odd. If there isn't going to be any relegation... (NCFC) - mr carra, May 3, 15:02:48
  - Alan Nixon from the Daily Mirror (NCFC) - Chicken, May 3, 20:38:53
    - He talks a load of sh*t. Occasionally gets things right but throw (NCFC) - Jim, May 3, 21:37:57
  - To fulfil the TV games and the big clubs get their ... (NCFC) - loz, May 3, 15:50:24
  - It’s all about Liverpool - as long as they can win the league the media can have their (NCFC) - helvegtheowl, May 3, 15:29:16
    - Isn't the key thing (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 3, 15:41:06
  - I don't think it is odd, the Clubs probably have a contractual obligation to the TV (NCFC) - Malkybarneedledick, May 3, 15:07:09
- It’s becoming increasingly impossible to relegate clubs IMO the integrity has (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, May 3, 15:00:47
- 🤞 (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, May 3, 14:51:14
Delia’s cauliflower and Roquefort soup being prepped for lunch (General Chat) - camcan, May 3, 13:01:43
- Ottolenghi baked eggs with leeks and zatar (General Chat) - Old Git, May 3, 15:03:54
  - I always call Zaatar (General Chat) - camcan, May 3, 15:25:51
- Delia's leek and potato soup being lined up for the next couple of days lunch... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, May 3, 14:52:36
- Bacon joint, roasted, swede, Brussels, cauliflower cheese, sweetcorn & peas (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 3, 13:32:21
- I can smell it on this side of the Pennines (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 3, 13:29:25
  - That's your feet ceebees....😘 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 3, 13:36:50
*refills steam iron for second time* (General Chat) - Old Git, May 3, 11:09:36
- Having bought Mr C a new vacuum for his birthday (General Chat) - camcan, May 3, 13:00:42
- I'm really confused by this post (General Chat) - Charles21, May 3, 12:11:14
- Ironing.... I gave that up when I left forces..... I extend sympathies to you. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, May 3, 12:06:06
- Ha, you mug (General Chat) - CWC, May 3, 11:56:59
  - Standards dear boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 3, 15:13:35
- Send them to the dhobi ffs (General Chat) - Tombs, May 3, 11:36:37
  - I know. This country (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 3, 15:13:52
- ha ha, the absolute state of this post. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 3, 11:19:39
  - #prayforog (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 3, 11:49:57
- Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 3, 11:17:32
- Well we all have our crosses to bear OG! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 3, 11:16:42
I become a great uncle today - TBH I've always been great (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 2, 12:06:12
- Tonight Jumbo you win.....drum roll .... a great niece.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, May 2, 16:36:22
- Thanks all 💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 2, 16:30:04
- I don’t get it (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 2, 14:56:43
- Congrats Jumbo1 and nephew and niece xxx that's a pretty cool name. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 2, 14:19:25
- U iz well old great unky innit (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 2, 13:32:58
- L (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, May 2, 13:16:39
- Congrats 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, May 2, 12:58:42
- How lovely! (General Chat) - camcan, May 2, 12:56:49
- Grats Jumbers (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 2, 12:30:41
- happy days. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 2, 12:20:23
- Congrats 👏 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 2, 12:20:22
- L (General Chat) - Old Man, May 2, 12:13:47
- good stuff Unkie Jumbo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 2, 12:12:17
- Congratulations Uncle Jumbo! (n/m) (General Chat) - Beerswiller, May 2, 12:10:22
- Lovely (General Chat) - Tombs, May 2, 12:07:54
Am I in a group of one that doesn't give a tungsten shit about football restarting? (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 10:40:05
- I really enjoy matches so want it to restart as soon as possible (Other Football) - Kangol Canary, May 2, 13:57:53
- My only concern (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 2, 13:55:47
- Couldn’t give a rats arse but would I feel the same if we were top 5? (n/m) (Other Football) - ghost of hucks, May 2, 13:36:23
- Add me to that group (Other Football) - CWC, May 2, 13:20:56
  - Anything restarting would be nice (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 13:37:02
- make that 3 - well mostly! (Other Football) - rosarios_school_tie, May 2, 13:08:36
  - 👍 (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 13:13:45
- Roeder's last match felt like an empty stadium (Other Football) - watfordcanary, May 2, 11:53:33
- Obviously more important things, but I do miss it and would love it back (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, May 2, 11:47:31
  - Yes, that. (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, May 2, 12:06:56
- It’s not top of my list TBH (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 2, 11:43:39
- I'd love football to return (Other Football) - Charles21, May 2, 11:34:01
  - If I could find a remote control gadget, (and) or a button on my headphones which muted (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 11:54:40
  - Prezacktly (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:41:55
- Life is shit without football, pubs and holidays (Other Football) - thirsty work, May 2, 11:26:40
  - Err ok (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:32:50
    - There's around 7000 Football Clubs in the UK (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 11:47:41
      - Just ignore me then. Honestly, i can survive without interacting with you (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:55:50
        
        Cool il bookmark this when you put down any of my future contributions (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 12:05:24
    - Nah I agree but for some people football IS the main thing in their lives. Quasi-religion (n/m) (Other Football) - Knitted Jesus, May 2, 11:40:26
      - Seems like that (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:42:34
        
        The further north you go. (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, May 2, 11:59:18
- I'm much more concerned about your diet (Other Football) - Old Man, May 2, 11:26:24
  - OM, as you were so helpful the other day with my Imac question (Other Football) - Charles21, May 2, 11:30:12
    - Not with that quality screen (Other Football) - Old Man, May 2, 11:37:39
      - I like the idea of treating ones self, cheers! (oneself?) (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 2, 13:49:07
    - Your It issues aren't important right now (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 11:33:43
      - that absolutely are actually (Other Football) - Charles21, May 2, 11:35:10
- I'm looking forward to it starting, at the right time. Why would I not? (n/m) (Other Football) - Azteca, May 2, 11:23:27
  - I didnt say you shouldnt (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:31:46
  - agree (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 11:25:22
- No you’re not. I couldn’t care less. (Other Football) - DH Yellow, May 2, 11:19:45
- dont care one stuff if the football comes back. next. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, May 2, 11:08:04
  - What about relaxing the lockdown to permit canoeing in groups less than 2 people? (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:15:26
    - Take a chill pill and fuhgeddabout canoeing. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 2, 12:26:32
      - Cheers (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 12:36:17
- Nope, couldn't give a toss. I just want to be able to go out (Other Football) - CB41, May 2, 11:00:58
- I don't see the point of it restarting without any fans in the stadium. (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, May 2, 10:57:32
  - I can't imagine watching it without fans either (Other Football) - Old Man, May 2, 11:36:38
    - I said a few weeks ago here, tongue in cheek (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, May 2, 12:01:11
    - well said. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, May 2, 11:59:02
    - so this happened yesterday (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:52:17
      - 👍🍺 (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 2, 13:38:12
      - Yep, so very much this. The actual football is very much a by product (Other Football) - CB41, May 2, 12:16:58
      - x (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, May 2, 12:15:49
      - ah that's lovely (Other Football) - camcan, May 2, 12:01:00
        
        Thank you cc (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 12:30:47
- You're on the wrong browser tab, mumsnet is the next one along (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 10:51:33
  - Not even close to being funny (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, May 2, 10:52:00
    - Maybe this forum should close if a shared experience isn't important anymore? (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 10:54:47
      - You can always not log on, it isn't compulsory (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 10:58:14
        
        Who said it was? (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 11:00:04
        
        I didnt say anyone did (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:04:38
    - He never has been tbf (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 10:52:38
      - Top tip. If you're going to slag off people who like football (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 10:56:57
        
        Ah, I get it now (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:40:53
        
        Won’t be football as we know it will it (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, May 2, 11:27:24
        
        Lolf, like i would take a tip from you (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:08:01
        
        But a forum is a meeting or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 11:07:45
        
        Read this thread. It's just on repeat (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 11:12:52
        
        I’m sure you’re right but I guess what I’m saying is join in and express your view (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 11:41:51
        
        My point is (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 2, 12:03:18
        
        My point was, say you point but (for me!) or comes out better just expressed as a view (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 12:44:16
- Make that a group of two. I'm with you (n/m) (Other Football) - emmaroyds, May 2, 10:49:47
- I think it’s a great distraction for many of us (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, May 2, 10:44:27
  - Panem et circenses (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 2, 12:03:19
    - Classic Dom. (n/m) (Other Football) - avenging canary, May 2, 14:14:03
    - Yes I guess that’s very true (n/m) (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, May 2, 13:30:26
  - vmt, would be great to have some football to watch (n/m) (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, May 2, 10:47:39
    - 👆 really surprised wonder what the split is between... (Other Football) - loz, May 2, 10:49:11
      - Happy to watch football... One day (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, May 2, 10:55:49
  - I honestly couldn’t agree less think people will be bored ... (Other Football) - loz, May 2, 10:45:37
    - There are other things than football right? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 10:52:12
      - To many, it would appear not ☹ (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 2, 11:07:29
      - Loads of things even old matches with crowds... (Other Football) - loz, May 2, 11:00:34
        
        Haha, aside from football i meant (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 2, 11:17:09
        
        Of course (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, May 2, 11:20:57
Not much planned for today apart from picking up new contact lenses. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 2, 09:15:21
- I've got a huge number of spares (General Chat) - camcan, May 2, 12:02:33
- Where are you getting them from? My mate needs some new ones. (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 2, 09:46:10
- Surprised that’s classed as essential (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 2, 09:18:30
  - i can vouch for that (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 2, 09:20:37
- Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 2, 09:18:05
6/10 (NCFC) - jackamo, May 1, 20:17:50
- 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, May 1, 23:04:35
- Once again a wrathtastic 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 1, 20:39:31
- 11/10 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 1, 20:20:22
All these working from home videos (NCFC) - ingi, May 1, 19:16:27
- Was a bit of a shock to my colleagues (NCFC) - camcan, May 1, 20:40:57
- sex dungeon (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, May 1, 19:26:49
- The drawing room (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 1, 19:20:13
  - What drawing do you do (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 1, 19:23:36
    - Curtains mostly (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 1, 19:26:22
Prem behind closed doors for a year? (Coronavirus) - jackamo, May 1, 11:06:02
- I assume we would be offered some sort of virtual season ticket so we (Coronavirus) - Jim, May 1, 11:11:03
  - Isn't football tho is it (Coronavirus) - Pukki Pies, May 1, 13:15:23
  - That'd suit me okay. (Coronavirus) - Cardiff Canary, May 1, 12:28:58
  - Armchair memberships go on sale tomorrow (Coronavirus) - camcan, May 1, 12:02:23
    - I love my canary cushion! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - JD3, May 1, 13:21:36
    - Another Kensell Lottery! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, May 1, 12:40:39
    - Available membersships include Armchair (£50) Sofa (£75) or Gold Recliner (£100) (Coronavirus) - Jim, May 1, 12:27:27
      - Wait until a few games in after we've lost everything week (Coronavirus) - maidstoneyellow, May 1, 18:47:47
      - Anyone remember those radio canary hats chase era? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, May 1, 12:29:28
      - bandwidth! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jim, May 1, 12:28:01
- I wonder how many people may not come back if that happens. (Coronavirus) - Superstar D J, May 1, 11:10:05
  - I don't think many aspects of life will resemble what they have done (Coronavirus) - Cardiff Canary, May 1, 12:29:42
  - It could genuinely kill off a lot of clubs. I know this existential threat line is (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, May 1, 11:52:26
    - Yeah, this (Coronavirus) - Cardiff Canary, May 1, 12:30:43
      - Surprised premier league 2 has not been suggested (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jim, May 1, 13:44:19
8/10 (Other Football) - jackamo, Apr 30, 12:39:51
- 6 (n/m) (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Apr 30, 17:59:57
- A wrathtastic 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 30, 15:29:31
- 3 (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 30, 14:21:53
- 7 (n/m) (Other Football) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 30, 13:04:59
- 10/10 I be been to most of them so it was easy (n/m) (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Apr 30, 12:51:30
- 11/10 (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 12:51:27
- 7/10 (n/m) (Other Football) - Surrey Yella, Apr 30, 12:49:14
- 7 (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 30, 12:47:51
- 5/10 (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Apr 30, 12:45:09
- 10 👍😀 (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Apr 30, 12:44:41
Some people will do anything to get out of PMQs. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Apr 29, 10:11:33
- Starmer is so obviously lower league he only gets to play the Tory reserve team.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dumplings, Apr 29, 12:03:29
- I've just said the same (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 10:12:22
  - I wonder if he’ll take two weeks paternity leave.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Apr 29, 10:15:33
Had a conversation with partner and I couldn’t believe she hasn’t heard of Bagpuss. (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Apr 29, 06:57:33
- I loved the mice -' we will mend it, we will fix it: (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 29, 16:45:52
  - Gotta love the nice (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Apr 29, 16:53:13
- Bagpuss, oh Bagpuss, oh fat furry catpuss (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 29, 13:35:44
- Professor Yaffle (NCFC) - revsimon, Apr 29, 12:39:32
- Just a little bit after my time (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 29, 09:24:31
- Is she saggy, baggy, and a bit loose at the seams? (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 29, 07:54:04
  - But Emily loved him... (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 29, 08:11:06
  - That’s the one 😂😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Apr 29, 08:01:56
- yep (NCFC) - rincon, Apr 29, 07:43:44
- Yes of course (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 29, 07:05:51
  - Has she heard of Britpop? Another challenge for her 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Apr 29, 07:44:14
    - I don’t know, she genuinely thought I’d made it up and was trying to trick her (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 29, 09:17:33
- Confirmed. It's in my archive. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 29, 07:02:51
  - That sounds weirdly sinister (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 29, 07:54:36
Don’t suppose anyone on here can verify a wechat account? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 18:43:34
- ^ CB41 you are needed (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Apr 27, 18:45:02
  - Times like this I miss jafski (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 18:48:23
    - Haha, old skool wrathism (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 27, 19:22:27
FT has done some analysis trying to work out how each country’s death rate has increased (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 27, 14:06:08
- Pretty meaningless since all countries are at different points in the cycle, which (Coronavirus) - Skeleton Bob, Apr 27, 16:24:48
- I believe this been a below average flu year, so effect of COVID may be a bit higher (n/m) (Coronavirus) - watfordcanary, Apr 27, 15:34:59
  - I read normally around 17000 deaths attributed to flu. (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Apr 27, 16:23:13
- interesting that Italy normally have so few deaths compared to the UK (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 15:18:58
  - And that's just England & Wales. Which together have a *smaller* popn than Italy. (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Apr 27, 15:21:34
    - Ah, they've spotted the problem - now updated (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Apr 27, 15:23:18
      - ah ok, assuming Italy's figures are all for the same regions that 90% figure is astonishin (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 15:51:58
- Highest excess mortality in the 75-84 age group (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, Apr 27, 14:37:31
- Interesting that they can;t do Germany because apparently the data (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 27, 14:20:47
  - Yes when I was reading that piece from the German scientist in the Grauniad (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 27, 14:37:03
    - Comparisons are only really interesting (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 27, 14:43:52
      - voluntarily social distancing (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 27, 14:51:27
        
        surely, if anything, sweden would be hit less hard 2nd time? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 27, 19:23:50
        
        Son in NZ was locked down on 80% really early. (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Apr 27, 16:21:07
        
        The one that interests me (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 27, 14:58:23
        
        I think they also went early on lockdown measures (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 27, 15:53:47
    - Absolutely this. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - yellowman, Apr 27, 14:43:41
Re another spike: it's almost inevitable and is likely to be worse... (Coronavirus) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 25, 19:39:34
- Week 8 for me take care this is going to be a marathon (Coronavirus) - pinkney, Apr 25, 22:23:01
- Blimey I thought we started early and we’re just starting week 8 (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 25, 20:13:05
  - Totally agree. Some people think they are bullet proof (n/m) (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Apr 25, 20:25:23
- yep, that is exactly what I'm going to do Dandy. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 25, 19:49:20
- 👍🍺 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 25, 19:47:15
- Flu season to contend with too (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 25, 19:42:36
Not much fun on here today (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 25, 19:08:28
- Have you seen the jellyfish in Venice? (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 25, 20:15:50
  - You've got to subscribe to "I am puma" and "save a fox".👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 25, 20:26:16
- I've only recently returned since posting this morning. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 25, 19:31:02
  - Our local wine merchant is delivering faster than ever (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 25, 20:14:13
    - now's the time to open those good bottles methinks ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 25, 20:16:45
      - I've just ordered some chow main....and wine.🔰🍺👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 25, 20:27:05
      - I’m a quaffer not a connoisseur (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 25, 20:21:08
  - I have Quavers and Argentinian lager (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 25, 19:35:24
  - I'll have a chardonnay if you're going to the bar... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 25, 19:33:21
    - 125ml, 250ml, or would you prefer the bottle? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 25, 19:35:44
      - The Vat please.. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 25, 19:38:31
      - (I have a 10lt box somewhere if you really need servicing) (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 25, 19:38:06
        
        Yes that the one.. ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 25, 19:38:58
        
        I've just called Connect Cars, should be with you by wednesday. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 25, 19:41:58
- Ice cream van down our road on a Sunday evening, also selling (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 25, 19:29:37
  - Don't blame him,that's good thinking imo. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 25, 19:54:00
Social Distancing to stay in place for rest of the year (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 23, 13:44:17
- My view (NCFC) - Jester, Apr 23, 19:32:14
- Social restrictions - not distancing (n/m) (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Apr 23, 18:17:11
- Just read that Oxford university scientists are mega confident of having an effective (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 15:51:31
  - wasn't it 1 million ready by September? (NCFC) - Alan, Apr 23, 16:38:58
  - Vaccine. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 23, 15:51:48
- can you really see that happening (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 23, 14:24:12
  - My family are school teachers - no wsy I'm seeing them (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 15:15:42
    - I understand what you are saying but ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 23, 15:21:23
      - There will be medication by then to stop it moving (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 15:34:55
  - More concessions than that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 14:48:28
    - We can do the distancing without full lockdown (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 15:02:28
      - Yep (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 15:35:03
- You’d think so but... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 23, 13:50:32
We could learn from Leeds (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 23, 10:53:14
- How do you know something isnt in the pipeline? (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Apr 23, 11:13:25
  - Well I'm not. (n/m) (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 23, 11:41:34
    - Ok. I'm sure there will be some sort of recognition for the great man. (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Apr 23, 11:49:59
  - Bit of an overreaction? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 11:25:01
    - Just defending the club in this instance. None of us know what's happening behind th scen. (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Apr 23, 11:31:11
      - *the scenes (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Apr 23, 11:31:42
        
        still trying to work out where the club was slammed (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:03:04
        
        I think it might be you who's over reacting now. (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Apr 23, 13:31:55
        
        I'm not. But I'm not engaging further. Life's too short. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 15:01:20
Cheese & Olive Sandwich (General Chat) - jackamo, Apr 22, 12:53:52
- BLT (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 22, 14:13:35
  - I’m sorry, you’re seriously comparing that to microwaved 3 day old sag aloo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:53:37
  - Girl (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 14:22:49
  - Barcardi,Lacons,and Tettleys. Stout woman.😅😅😅😘 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 14:21:24
- 2 crumpets absolutely pissing with Marmite (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 22, 14:07:32
  - hanging's too good for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 14:22:26
- Heinz Oxtail soup, white roll and three bags of skips (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 13:52:08
- Left over sag aloo, lump of slightly going off Chaource, rocket, hummus (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 13:44:30
- what a waste of cheese, Ben ban this sick filth^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 13:27:12
  - I've recently been enjoying cheese and pickled walnut sandwiches. A small amount of mayo. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 14:05:29
    - WTAF! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 14:23:36
      - Red Leicester, despite being the lamest of cheeses, works surprisingly well with it (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 14:55:26
The 750000 NHS volunteers (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:26:40
- I had 2, both for the same person (Coronavirus) - Surrey Yella, Apr 22, 11:01:35
  - Boots are delivering free of charge (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 22, 15:29:31
    - Boots deliver meds to where I work. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 15:31:30
  - That's it really,alot of people find it hard to accept help,it's just the we are. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:08:41
- Same here. Not one job yet. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 22, 10:48:58
  - Had a call on Thursday (Coronavirus) - Chicken, Apr 22, 10:57:44
  - Try harder. That's what jobless people get told to do (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:52:39
    - and to get on their bike (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 11:14:42
- I’ve been a volunteer since early April,but not had a single job (Coronavirus) - huckerby6, Apr 22, 10:41:13
  - So a bit like the ventilators and PPE call for help (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:49:31
    - Well I think they've switched focus on trying to stop people getting so I'll they (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:11:33
      - Yes as I understand it if the best chance of medical intervention is before (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 22, 13:24:45
        
        Yes,tbf I was going to add that this has come as a result of experience (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 13:41:21
    - Maybe it underestimated the problem and the focus has shifted (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:54:34
      - The PPE shortages have followed a similar pattern (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 11:02:09
        
        Again its logistics (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 12:01:05
        
        It would probably have helped (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:06:41
        
        What are the lead times for deliveries under that scheme? (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 12:16:10
        
        No idea - tbf it isn’t really the point is it (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:22:00
        
        yes, it is the point (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 13:10:19
        
        The irony is that we probably have not suffered through not participating but (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 22, 13:21:07
        
        it's always the cover up that gets you... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 13:36:23
    - As long as it sounds good during their 5pm news briefings. Job done (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:53:35
  - So it's a good PR exercise from the Govt basically then? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:42:57
    - Do you have any idea how complicated the task is of organising 750000 people? (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:49:51
      - They’ve had months notice. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 18:44:06
      - Boring isn't it? (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Apr 22, 10:57:14
        
        Indeed. Never realised the wrath and twitter were so full of people with PhD (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 15:37:28
        
        and yet here you are spouting your expert opinion time and time again. You really are a (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 18:42:01
        
        Yup (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:58:50
        
        all good thanks matey, managed to get a couple of online shops finally (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Apr 22, 15:18:19
        
        Thats good to hear mate (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 16:24:45
      - Employ a few project managers? Plan it a few months ahead of the peak? (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:54:09
        
        What did you do in the pandemic daddy? I snided at the government son (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:58:15
        
        Better then blindly following a bunch of liars (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 18:43:42
        
        Nailed. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 11:58:36
        
        Ha ha (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 22, 11:32:28
        
        well said sir (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 11:17:52
        
        Those were the days gobb not so good now (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:36:03
        
        On the plus side though (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:46:46
        
        I doubt that you will. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 12:17:33
        
        Hang in there Tombs x (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 22, 11:42:26
        
        Got no choice really oggers (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:56:14
        
        socially distanced hugs and thoughts Tombs (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 22, 14:18:20
        
        Cheers camcan atb 2u2 as well (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 16:26:45
        
        Chin up bor,thinking of your wife and you.xx (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 12:45:17
        
        big hugs - from a safe distance x (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 11:38:52
        
        👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 12:05:31
        
        this. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 22, 10:59:38
- Yes (n/m) (Coronavirus) - letsbehavinyou, Apr 22, 10:38:24
Missouri trying to Sue China (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 22, 08:12:33
- I wonder if anyone will sue our government (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:17:56
  - Pretty much any NHS employee who didn't get proper PPE I would imagine (n/m) (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 22, 08:21:55
    - Suing your employer is never a good career move (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 08:52:34
      - If they're dead they don't have much of a career either (n/m) (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:31:00
        
        don't fancy their chances of winning a claim in those circumstances (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 22, 10:00:42
        
        Their families could (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:28:22
        
        Yes that was really my original suggestion (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:30:02
        
        and that's really what I was thinking (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 22, 10:33:39
        
        Yep (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:38:06
        
        Yep even if you recover from pneumonia, it fucks your lungs to a certain degree (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 10:44:27
        
        It can cause scarring. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:18:12
        
        Reading it back it didn’t need clarifying (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 10:31:31
        
        Please in future clarify that dead people can't physically sue anyone (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:44:02
    - Things could get very interesting after all this,what about posties? (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 08:37:02
      - seems to be plenty of guidance on the site (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 08:49:29
        
        Was it there 2 -3 months ago? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 08:54:27
        
        no idea (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 08:57:06
      - PPE for posties is basically long trousers (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 22, 08:40:56
        
        Yeah,and I know person to person contact is fairly minimal mostly,but it's not hard to (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 08:47:00
        
        What is the definition of an expensive, arse respirator? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:29:21
        
        On ebay? For me I suppose £30+ .they can go for well over a ton though. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 10:42:41
        
        Have you informed the Govt that ebay is selling useful Covid supplies? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 22, 10:46:00
        
        I haven't as yet,some do come from China though tbh. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 10:48:23
        
        4 dead already, social distancing in offices (Coronavirus) - littletinyphil, Apr 22, 09:38:08
        
        I'd buy my own respirator,couldn't care less what anyone thought about it. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 09:45:07
        
        lolf - as if a postie needs a mask - NHS 1st and carers (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 09:37:45
        
        It is for some,I've seen them,full face visors. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 09:43:55
        
        Saw a bloke buying veg from a greengrocers wearing one (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 10:35:58
        
        Yeah I know,it does take abit of thought to realise what best practice is, (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 22, 11:07:22
        
        Best practice seems to be changing daily (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 22, 11:09:57
        
        I didn’t realise (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 22, 08:45:55
        
        i thought wearing shorts all year was some sort of badge of honour (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 08:54:20
        
        I’ll ask my postie today. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 22, 09:37:32
        
        legs dry quicker than wet trousers FACT (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 09:38:21
        
        i can see the logic in that (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 22, 09:47:09
        
        Dan my postie can confirm this^^ (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 22, 09:53:09
    - Yep perhaps tfl employees too (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:31:51
Pub Quiz - Film and Scandal (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 19:27:53
- Pub Quiz - The Answers (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 21:10:29
  - I still don't recall Tracy Temple... even now I know the answer ~~~~~ (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 21, 21:24:22
    - It was the stopper. Anyone getting it right was either v sad or googled it (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 21:33:06
      - I got it right (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:35:37
    - Shirley Temple (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:25:06
  - Boooom 10/10 totes amazeballs cheers saucy x (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:13:55
    - Lauren fuckall (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 21, 21:19:14
    - An anal cream pie. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 21:16:11
      - jesus christ (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 21, 23:49:17
      - I’ve just remembered I’m busy tomorrow! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:17:39
        
        🤣👍❤😳 (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 21:22:20
        
        He's a tease...😘 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 21:28:16
  - 🍺👍 missed a few I should've got really.i blame (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 21:13:00
    - Don’t feel bad Loser boy, not everyone can get a perfect 10 score like me every time (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:16:10
- When the Parkinson scandal broke (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 21, 20:29:02
  - I say......(said in a leslie Thomas accent). (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 21:04:12
    - Shirley (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 21, 21:16:21
      - Ding dong (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 21:16:39
  - Spoiler alert... (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 20:30:09
    - Whoops (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 21, 21:19:52
- Hoof! (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 20:22:05
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:28:54
- Ratatat... ratatat...ratatat....tish (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 21, 20:16:50
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:29:22
- Surrey answers (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 21, 20:05:21
  - Go Surrey (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:06:01
    - Go Jumbo (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 21, 20:09:29
      - I meant Pizza’s x (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 21, 20:17:07
      - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:10:50
- Well there's something strange, in my neighbourhood (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 21, 20:02:15
  - Couple of right answers in there....honest (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 20:20:52
    - Shit. Sorry. Will try to do worse next time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 21, 20:30:33
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:04:25
- ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 19:53:19
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:56:16
    - Sexy! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 19:58:28
- Here you go..... (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 21, 19:52:08
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:55:44
- Oh my day- piece of piss .... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:51:16
  - Tonight Jumbo you win.....drum roll (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 20:02:46
    - Not sure which I look forward to more, Saucy's questions (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 20:27:40
      - Thx. Parcelling them up is a bugger though.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 21, 20:31:26
    - Nice one, cheers 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 20:10:07
  - W (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 21, 19:54:35
- Well... (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 21, 19:45:26
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:51:43
  - Ahh blocks 2 of those I should've got. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 19:50:48
- .. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 21, 19:38:10
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:52:00
I've just finished a Zoom conference call (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:35:01
- Saving it for later.....nothing wrong with that..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 20, 15:37:53
- Better than spinachy teeth (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 20, 11:38:33
  - People are just wearing hats on YouTube. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 20, 13:10:56
  - Low cut blouse, no one will notice the roots 👍🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 11:41:22
  - Felt tip pen (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Apr 20, 11:40:09
- Gotta be a case for a Preserve XI, surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Apr 20, 11:18:55
  - Shreddy sheringham (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 20, 11:41:41
  - Guy Branston (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Apr 20, 11:21:09
  - Marmaladey Boothroyd (n/m) (General Chat) - WestYorksCanary, Apr 20, 11:20:55
  - Jamal Lewis (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 11:19:53
    - Trevor Chutney (n/m) (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Apr 20, 12:51:25
- Golly!....not a shred of evidence (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 20, 11:03:16
- Didn't know you are a QC OG (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 20, 10:59:35
  - AVV Giovanni Da Stefano (n/m) (General Chat) - WW2 News, Apr 20, 16:54:41
  - Don't tell him, Sir Geoffrey! (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Apr 20, 11:11:09
    - I nearly fell for it, too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 11:41:59
- Send an email apology, that should be enough to preserve your reputation (n/m) (General Chat) - WestYorksCanary, Apr 20, 10:56:09
- which top QC were you quoting from then? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 10:42:00
  - Your mum (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:50:10
- Was for a case in Criminal Court or the Seville Court? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:41:11
  - representing Jason Orange (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 10:42:40
    - Frank cooper (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:44:03
      - Our Henry's brother? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 10:45:15
    - You’re taking the pith now (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 10:43:25
      - Golly! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:44:22
Unexpected bonuses from the covid-19 situation (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 18, 15:53:34
- My Nightly Pub Quiz..... (is that a bonus.....?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 18, 19:47:51
- Beer delivered to my front door (n/m) (General Chat) - Kangol Canary, Apr 18, 19:23:55
- no alarm set for the last 6 weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, Apr 18, 19:04:38
- I'm saving a fortune on petrol and black socks (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 18, 18:51:59
  - eh? Black socks are for funerals. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 18, 18:54:07
    - Standard NATO issue for lawyers (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 19:40:54
- I love not setting the alarm clock for 5:50 (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 18, 18:48:37
- Global Warming (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 18, 17:40:13
  - Only reducing emissions by 4% apparently, which is a bit disappointing. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Apr 18, 18:30:48
- finally killed off 'La Bise' (french kissed greeting) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 18, 17:30:33
  - You were doing it wrong then, pal (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 18, 18:52:27
    - Ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 19:44:42
- Empty offices (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 17:17:14
- No commuting (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 17:04:02
  - I quite miss the morning rattler (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 17:47:56
- Home made bread (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 17:03:26
  - Bread machine or Aga? (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 17:46:47
    - Hand kneaded (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 20:35:49
- I’m now the OFFICIAL WRATH IRONING CHAMPION™️ (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 16:58:01
  - PISS OFF - you've got some effing cheek. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 18, 17:29:29
    - Bring it on Marcel (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 17:57:29
  - Better than my Maqwagi, he does a shirt in 8 minutes. You're hired. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 18, 17:18:56
- My garage is immaculate 👍🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 16:56:14
- I finally gave the upstairs a proper clean (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 18, 16:07:34
- We have money left over as we can’t spend it (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Apr 18, 16:07:09
- I can "master" BOTH the piano AND classical composition for ONLY THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 18, 15:54:14
- School shootings in the US are at an all-time low (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 18, 15:53:46
What are the wrath having for dinner? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 17, 18:24:28
- Turkey soup (home made) (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 17, 20:33:35
- Beef Wellington 👌 (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Apr 17, 19:59:16
  - Avec Moretti (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Apr 17, 19:59:47
- Gammon, egg, chips, peas and beans (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 19:49:11
- Homemade Crispy duck pancakes and homemade Chicken Chow Mein (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 17, 19:40:46
- Nut roast, potatoes, carrots and peas. No sweet corn but I bet it will mysteriously appear (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Apr 17, 19:38:09
- Chicken curry (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 17, 19:13:05
- Chicken pie, roast spuds & parsnips, broccoli, carrot & Swede puree, yorkie pud, gravy (General Chat) - WestYorksCanary, Apr 17, 18:55:28
- Vivera mince spag bol with garlic bread slices with a Sicilian Shiraz on offer from M&S (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 17, 18:47:49
- Italian sausages in tomato sauce, w/ linguine (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Apr 17, 18:47:48
  - My Garry loves an Italian sausage (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 17, 18:57:56
- Chips and homemade curry sauce. plenty of beers. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 17, 18:38:36
  - ^ balanced diet (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 17, 18:58:34
    - I've got some crisps ready for dessert, if required. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 17, 19:04:12
      - 👏 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 17, 19:33:46
- 'hamburger' casserole (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 17, 18:38:09
- Vegetarian steak (sorry) spinach kale peas and potatoes. (General Chat) - stanleh, Apr 17, 18:34:10
- Lasagne, bit of salad, crusty roll, (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 17, 18:26:24
- Chicken Kiev from the butchers (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 17, 18:25:07
Barclays Bank bereavement department (Coronavirus) - rosarios_school_tie, Apr 17, 08:21:33
- Sorry to hear this, had same situation recently. (Coronavirus) - KevinBond, Apr 17, 12:53:58
- V V Sorry at your loss. Guess everyone's experience is different. (Coronavirus) - Saucerer, Apr 17, 10:40:13
- Tell Paul Lewis on Radio 4’s “Money Box” (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 17, 10:08:26
- big hugs x (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 17, 08:57:48
- i can only comment on my own experience (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 17, 08:52:37
  - I agree that is a service that does actually seem to work v well (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 17, 10:26:17
- Take it to twitter (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 17, 08:35:14
  - Seconded (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 11:10:35
- First of all, sorry for your loss (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 17, 08:31:28
Missing proper coffee need to order some beans I think (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Apr 16, 19:45:33
- I ordered some from Norfolk Coffee Company yesterday (General Chat) - Ben, Apr 16, 23:16:00
- Wilkinson’s deliver. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Apr 16, 20:18:23
- Very impressed with divine coffee from York (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 16, 20:17:32
- I get them delivered from here (General Chat) - jampersands, Apr 16, 20:16:24
- We've been roasting our own (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 16, 19:59:47
- That was my fear. Now have fucking shit loads. Only worry now is, (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 16, 19:53:36
  - I've got loads too, I froze them (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 16, 19:56:25
    - ^Drug mule (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 19:57:12
      - yeah, brought a few bricks back (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 16, 19:59:55
- Mellow birds will make you smile (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 19:46:15
  - That's uncanny. I really, really had you down as a Mellow Birds (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 16, 19:54:43
    - Thanks ceebees 💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 19:56:33
Can someone stick a half pint bottle of whisky through my letterbox please? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 18:13:14
- Master of Malt are still operating as normal (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 16, 19:35:52
- Non essential shopping trip. Sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 16, 18:39:28
  - Now you've gone too far.... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 18:45:56
- I saw something in the telly about wine by post (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 16, 18:22:21
  - Yeah and gin,I'm afraid it may get on my shirt though tbh. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 18:26:48
  - ....... (General Chat) - jampersands, Apr 16, 18:26:00
    - That's the cookie (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 16, 18:38:22
      - Smol stuff is great (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 16, 20:52:48
We knew it was coming. But still - 3 more weeks of full lockdown. Sigh. (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Apr 16, 17:34:43
- Loving the empty roads nhs maintenance so out every day (Coronavirus) - Dajpun, Apr 16, 19:07:23
- I have to stay in until 22 June (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 16, 18:05:06
  - Yes 22/6 for me too (n/m) (Coronavirus) - revsimon, Apr 17, 07:01:18
  - Good luck and stay safe (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Apr 16, 18:09:26
    - Same for me but been in isolation for over 4 weeks (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 16, 18:29:09
      - Try these people (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 16, 20:21:02
    - Well stop butting your GP then Splatters! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 18:10:55
      - Head butting or bottom butting (said in Rik Mayall voice)? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Apr 16, 18:14:59
  - What's the latest? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 18:08:38
    - Still trying to get back to work. (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 16, 18:20:51
      - You must get furloughed then.Ask them to sign up to the scheme. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 18:25:24
        
        I've not had a heart attack. yet (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 16, 18:36:35
- When I took my daily essential journey earlier this afternoon there seemed to be a lot (Coronavirus) - WestYorksCanary, Apr 16, 17:58:44
- I'm pretty used to it now (Coronavirus) - Ben, Apr 16, 17:56:25
- Definitely getting used to it now (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 16, 17:43:09
  - Uncle Jamie is always here for you....👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 17:49:42
  - Good to see you've accepted my counselling.😅😅😅😅 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 17:48:39
- if people can survive months or years in prison then a few weeks of lockdown is nothing (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 16, 17:39:18
  - Some people survive all their lives as Pisswich Town fans. If they can do that .... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 16, 18:40:20
Norwich city channel on You Tube tonight at 7pm showing (NCFC) - huckerby6, Apr 16, 13:36:48
- Excellent, hoped they might show this one. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 16, 14:01:45
  - yes but he's spoilt the ending (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 16, 14:17:47
Just got a negative result on a rona test today, (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Apr 16, 08:47:35
- Ma ma ma ma....my carona (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 16, 14:36:46
- I've had a sore throat and cough for 3 weeks now. Caught it (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 16, 09:46:35
  - yeah that's been around here too, (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Apr 16, 10:30:36
- Why were you taking creatine? (General Chat) - jampersands, Apr 16, 09:40:02
  - I'm starting a new training program (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Apr 16, 10:29:46
    - Don't fuck around, just get on the roids if you want real results. (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 16, 14:35:56
      - Vmt.Unfortunately it's got to be injectables. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 14:37:39
    - Just research anything you take.👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 10:39:53
- yeah you definitely retain more water on creatine. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 09:27:25
- Feel better soon. Have you tried hydroxychloroquine? I hear it’s marvellous. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 16, 09:21:57
  - I'll give it a go, along with Z pac and saunas (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Apr 16, 10:31:16
- I tested negative at the weekend, but have mixed feelings on it (General Chat) - earlydoors, Apr 16, 08:51:06
  - But presumably that wasn't testing if you'd had it? (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 16, 10:37:36
    - Yes, it would only check if I had it at that point (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Apr 16, 12:39:45
  - Absolutely - if you’ve had something similar and recovered... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 16, 09:29:55
Bit disappointing that none of our executives /players ... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 15, 13:17:05
- conversely... (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 15, 15:30:35
- I was reading earlier about how Swansea players have done it (NCFC) - Duck, Apr 15, 13:38:21
- Canaries COVID-19 Community Project update (NCFC) - WestYorksCanary, Apr 15, 13:37:46
  - It's not straightforward I know and it shouldn't be across the board. But should peopl (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 15, 13:58:59
  - That charitable contributionwhilst commendable ... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 15, 13:40:54
    - I wonder how many of other cuts (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 15, 14:29:21
    - Barring a collective approach to save the football industry as a whole (ie not just NCFC) (NCFC) - WestYorksCanary, Apr 15, 13:51:40
      - To be honest where clubs are owned by billionaires then I get the (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 15, 14:10:47
WY Jnr and Partner now have their 1st child... a boy! I is well old Grandad, innit 👶🍾 (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 15, 08:18:53
- Thanks for all lovely comments ⤵️ All doing well (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 15, 18:56:18
- Great news, congrats to you all & glad all are well (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellowbeds, Apr 15, 18:14:56
- Hehe...great stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 15, 10:44:03
- Congrats! (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 15, 10:04:21
  - Worthing... he lives down here now! (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 15, 10:18:51
    - Oh that’s great! Even better! (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 15, 10:20:17
- Congratulations - and lovely to see happy news! (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 15, 09:14:25
- Congratulations :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 15, 08:41:35
- Congrats (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 15, 08:41:06
- 👍🏼💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Apr 15, 08:40:13
- Congratulations to you and yours Grandad - name, weight etc (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 15, 08:38:36
  - He's called Worthing Yellow (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 15, 09:14:04
- congratzz. grandad! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 15, 08:24:35
- Well done (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Apr 15, 08:20:21
Following on with the musical theme... List your fav classical exerpt and post link (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 12, 19:28:18
- Widor’s Toccata (symphony night 5) played on the Cathedral Organ (General Chat) - biffbro, Apr 12, 22:58:32
  - Sounds interesting (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 23:09:30
    - It’s a crap recording - the one in Newark Basilica is better (General Chat) - biffbro, Apr 12, 23:13:15
- Oh! Just remembered hearing this... Made me cry (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 22:58:23
  - (she played this also at a little local festival here in South Wales) (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 23:05:13
- Apres-midi d'un faune, but tomorrow it will be something else (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Apr 12, 21:55:03
- Sibelius 5th, last movement in particular, but (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 12, 21:11:20
- The marriage of figaro...sull'aria (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 12, 20:25:08
- Beethoven Piano Sonata 32 - the Arietta (n/m) (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Apr 12, 20:20:39
- Concerto for two violins - bach (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 20:09:53
  - Ooh good call (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 12, 20:40:35
    - I know,! So much good stuff (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 23:22:14
  - Intricate and interwoven. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 12, 20:26:28
- Edward Elgar...Variations on an original theme: Finale (General Chat) - sixthgo, Apr 12, 20:02:59
  - Triumphant (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 12, 20:11:24
- I'll go first..Ralph Vaughan Williams - Five Variants of "Dives and Lazarus" (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 12, 19:28:52
Music you just don't get (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 12, 18:06:22
- Jazz n rap. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Apr 12, 21:54:55
- Ben, ban this sick filth ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 12, 21:15:58
- Folk.... With a hey nonny no, with a hey nonny no - wtf ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 12, 19:57:50
  - Ahhhh (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 20:13:37
    - will investigate The Furrow Collective, thanks (General Chat) - StuartD, Apr 12, 21:48:51
      - Yep (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 21:54:20
- Clash, Floyd, Doors, Springsteen, Beatles, Country, Folk, Opera, Musicals (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 12, 19:57:43
  - Small list of bands Larrold has partied with^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 12, 21:46:51
- Modern jazz. Doom Metal. Scarlatti. The fucking Wurzels. Anything played in Ibiza. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 12, 19:38:50
  - How can you not like the wurzels??😯😯😯 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 12, 19:50:00
- Pretty much all of it (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 12, 19:30:31
- All country and western music (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 19:03:18
  - This. (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Apr 12, 19:15:33
    - And ring of fire... best curry song ever... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 12, 19:17:10
- Early 90s hardcore, Radio Norfolk's rock n roll hour, Cliff Richards. (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 12, 18:56:03
- Schoenberg (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 12, 18:45:09
  - and Bach (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 12, 19:06:21
    - Bach is great! (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 19:52:17
    - Oh I could listen to Bach (any one of them) for ever (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 12, 19:20:10
  - Webern & Berg (n/m) (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 19:00:52
    - Boulez (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 12, 19:14:12
- Bèatles, Radiohead any Grime (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 12, 18:35:24
  - Yep I’m the same. Can add Rolling Stones too (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Apr 12, 20:06:36
- Springsteen. The grey porridge of rock music. (General Chat) - Drew Peacock, Apr 12, 18:27:54
- Electronica, especially that German shower, most (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 12, 18:11:54
- Doors,floyd. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 12, 18:09:37
  - Musical wallpaper (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 12, 19:02:29
Couple of random musings (Coronavirus) - Under soil heating, Apr 7, 08:48:40
- The “fighter”thing worries me cos I’m a complete slacker and I would have a chance (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 7, 09:52:08
- it's a coping thing for the loved ones of the afflicted (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 7, 09:18:14
- As to the first point (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 7, 09:08:06
  - How do you know the cost is greater? (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 7, 09:19:36
    - The cost to the economy can be calculated (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 7, 09:33:07
      - Why would it be accepted by all? (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 7, 09:39:37
        
        Clearly not 'just' the flu ... we can all agree that (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 7, 09:52:08
        
        it is indeed unpleasant (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 7, 10:02:40
        
        Like this? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 7, 10:30:57
        
        But school closures isn’t the ‘lockdown cure’ (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 7, 10:45:26
        
        School closures are part of the lockdown (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 7, 11:02:31
- The 'fighting' thing always upsets me (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 7, 08:53:08
  - there (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 7, 08:57:55
NBTTT: Ironing (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 6, 14:13:01
- didn't say i liked doing it ma'am (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 6, 16:25:25
- Why is anyone doing any ironing at the moment, given none of us see anyone? (General Chat) - jampersands, Apr 6, 14:25:48
  - I have spent the last month naked (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 6, 16:23:26
    - Lol - cover all mirrors (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Apr 6, 17:10:06
  - Standards must be maintained (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 6, 15:57:22
    - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 6, 15:58:47
- I had to engage with a 12 step program when i left the forces to overcome my Ironing (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 6, 14:24:17
  - I used to iron everything (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 6, 14:30:19
- Girl Ironing is far too fiddly I’m afraid cammers (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 6, 14:24:15
In the film about this pandemic, when it is made... (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 3, 18:10:17
- Russia and playing himself Putin (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Bobthebuilder, Apr 3, 20:29:08
  - ^^^probably the most likely outcome tbf (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 3, 22:04:44
- The film 'contagion' pretty closely follows what is happening (Coronavirus) - ede, Apr 3, 20:02:59
  - Twelve monkeys too. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 20:03:48
- Cuba, Fidel Castro (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 3, 19:08:49
- Norfolk and Michael Nelson (n/m) (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 3, 18:23:06
- Well obviously... (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 3, 18:21:19
  - Yet again (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Larry Hagman, Apr 3, 19:44:14
    - I think you could do it Larrald,dashing ,suave healthcare worker gives covid19 a pile dr (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 19:49:19
- Bongo Bongo Land and Matthew Gibson (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Graham Nine, Apr 3, 18:15:50
Bill Withers on the playlist. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 3, 15:24:20
- Bill Withered (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 3, 18:19:59
- Bill "sadly no longer" Withers (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 3, 16:52:19
- RIP Bill, Aint no sunshine fella (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 3, 15:44:55
- Honk (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 15:33:45
- Ah bollocks,that's sad.😡 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 15:31:33
So, according to Matt Hancock, there’s no lack of PPE. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 18:28:31
- Just heard that for the 20,000 people working in a London trust area (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 2, 21:17:18
- £13.4bn of NHS debt wiped off. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 18:49:05
  - Well, you’re the expert. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 19:19:29
    - Oh (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 21:25:59
      - Oh dear. You really are more stupid than I thought. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 21:58:30
        
        Indeed and you didn’t state which ones you utter virtue signalling turd (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 22:06:08
        
        Jeez... (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 22:30:19
  - £13.4bn of NHS underfunding admitted to. (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 18:53:22
    - Nope ...a shedload of debt properly written off in difficult circumstances (Coronavirus) - Dumplings, Apr 2, 19:48:30
      - nope (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 19:58:44
        
        Details. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 20:14:25
    - we all manage debt (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 2, 19:10:09
      - You are being a dickhead again, (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:39:21
        
        no but you are being a bully (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 2, 19:45:34
        
        Oh,ok. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:47:10
    - How long has the underfunding been going on? (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Apr 2, 19:01:37
      - I don't think it can ever not be underfunded? (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 2, 19:19:05
        
        it will always be a £ short (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 2, 19:46:11
- Scrampton Jnr Snr's school have some of the sixth formers (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 18:41:53
  - My schools are making PPE. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 19:08:49
- It'll get done properly now then (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 18:37:50
  - It’s easy to send one box from A to B overnight (Coronavirus) - Ben, Apr 2, 18:56:12
    - Divvy it up between individual health trusts. (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 19:28:53
  - it keeps getting nicked apparently (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 2, 18:45:26
    - Governments are, apparently! (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 2, 18:50:56
      - i see uk gov banned export of all PPE today (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 2, 18:56:49
        
        Get in, buy a box for the final! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 2, 19:06:34
        
        the yanks will nick it (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 2, 19:07:29
  - U iz w8ll ld bruv. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 18:39:46
- They are fucking up,the Tories. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 18:36:10
  - I heard him on Radio 5. Love (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 18:37:49
    - Lovely story. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 18:38:09
On my daily exercise with dog I've noticed an uptick in Scrots in groups hanging about.. (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 1, 17:34:03
- I have berated someone who works for me (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 1, 18:43:18
  - I wonder what that person was thinking when you "berated" them for such a crime. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 1, 18:50:53
    - He is a content writer. (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 1, 19:19:14
      - You sound great to work for.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 1, 21:47:34
        
        You have no idea (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 1, 22:53:52
- Can you imagine that lot from the bus station? They must be climbing up the walls. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 17:42:22
  - There are some scrots with off road mbikes scrambling around the woods near ironbridge ... (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 1, 17:45:50
    - I occasionally get the urge to elbow them in the head when they come past.Not sure (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 17:57:38
    - Broseley side or Madeley side? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Wild Edric, Apr 1, 17:49:37
      - Lived in Broseley for 3 years (Coronavirus) - Cannydc, Apr 1, 17:59:54
        
        Nice little town - spent a few hours wandering the jittys (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Wild Edric, Apr 1, 18:05:22
563 more gone. This is definitely starting to ramp (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Apr 1, 14:14:32
- And that bumber is only hospital deaths (NCFC) - revsimon, Apr 1, 15:48:03
- No way of dressing it up those are pretty devastating figures (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 14:34:06
  - Remdesivir is being trialled (NCFC) - Cannydc, Apr 1, 18:37:27
  - We all deal with this differently but speaking for myself, I think trends are the thing to (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 1, 15:23:34
    - Yes. The positive is that the cases are rising by a lower rate and that should (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 16:36:16
      - Sorry I mean our increase in cases in % terms (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 16:36:46
    - the one thing that i am really struggling with amidst all of this shit (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 16:15:22
  - Pointless looking at positive cases in this country (NCFC) - FreshBlood, Apr 1, 15:17:00
    - Not really, they tell you numbers of cases serious enough to be tested (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 15:50:05
    - This dr Campbell said from the off it would be 10/20 times higher realistically. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 15:20:57
      - This... So many missed cases especially very mild and asymptomatic. (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Apr 1, 15:54:26
  - The French (NCFC) - Chicken, Apr 1, 14:52:59
    - Yes seen that. They have approved it haven;t they. We are doing trials I (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 1, 15:02:18
      - The Chinese and Korean's were both using it months ago,with arythromycin and other drugs. (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 15:19:28
        
        I’m not suggesting this is anything other than an interesting read (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 1, 16:54:32
        
        Yes,that sounds like the study that someone linked too on YouTube. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 17:18:51
  - Because they are a shit government ?... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 1, 14:38:28
- Including the first person I know. Knew. RIP Peter. (n/m) (NCFC) - jampersands, Apr 1, 14:29:39
  - Best wishes bud. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 14:58:43
    - Thanks. Norwich fan, too. Though of a very part-time nature. (n/m) (NCFC) - jampersands, Apr 1, 15:00:32
  - Sorry to hear this thoughts with you (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Apr 1, 14:33:36
    - Thanks. (n/m) (NCFC) - jampersands, Apr 1, 14:36:30
- The chart is expoential/logarithmic. This was always on the cards sadly. (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 1, 14:18:21
  - Agree just goes to show we can't go back to normal life for a while (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Apr 1, 14:20:35
- That is something like a 35% increase on yesterday (NCFC) - earlydoors, Apr 1, 14:17:01
Furloughing (NCFC) - Kar1, Apr 1, 13:41:56
- better known as....... (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 1, 16:04:45
- Wages too high? (NCFC) - neilo, Apr 1, 14:44:16
- furlough is voluntary (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 1, 13:54:55
  - Where does it officially say it's voluntary and up to the employee? (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Apr 1, 14:12:24
    - Employment law still applies (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 1, 16:54:32
    - The employee has the right to refuse it - although why would they? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 1, 14:38:24
      - they can refuse twice... (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 1, 14:38:54
    - The employee has the right to refuse it - although why would they? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 1, 14:37:58
      - Some jobs are still in demand (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 1, 16:57:07
      - they can refuse twice... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 16:26:47
- if you furlough you send them home and they cannot work for you (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 13:45:00
  - It's funny, I have furloughed my guys and in the template letter I used it said that they (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 1, 14:13:59
    - dont think you can do that....... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 1, 16:05:43
- The agents would go crackers,lawsuits all over the shop. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 13:44:10
Why are we being made to pay our season ticket then if it’s not going to the workers? (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 1, 13:28:56
- Well the club is still paying 20% of salaries to make up to full amount (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 1, 13:35:32
  - They’ve also said you don’t have to pay season ticket until August (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, Apr 1, 13:46:14
All non playing Spurs staff being furloughed while Levy picks up a £3m bonus (Other Football) - Duck, Mar 31, 12:36:54
- Yes disgusting. Mike Ashley doing the same. I'd be interested to know what NCFC are (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 31, 12:57:51
  - Barca players taken 70% cuts couldn’t prem players do the same (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 31, 12:58:37
- Our club are taking payments for next season off supporters (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Mar 31, 12:39:02
  - In fairness they have said you can postpone your payments if you ask subject to (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 31, 12:59:20
  - What’s wrong with that? (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 31, 12:44:43
    - Hasn't it been the case since they introduced the payment plan (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 31, 13:14:57
      - The February renewal date was brought in (Other Football) - Henclrikus, Mar 31, 14:24:45
What new activities are wrathers doing or contemplating to fill the hours (General Chat) - fond, Mar 29, 12:49:16
- Just got an allotment (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 29, 20:32:29
- finally fixed my bike (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 29, 15:30:38
- Star gazing (General Chat) - KevinBond, Mar 29, 15:28:30
- tonight is a good night for ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 29, 15:09:59
- Gonna learn the proper notes on the piano for (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 29, 14:36:00
- A bit of light preparation for work tomorrow. #keyworker (General Chat) - APB, Mar 29, 13:51:09
  - Ah. Missed out the “new” there. Nothing. Fuck all. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 29, 13:51:50
    - Put mine on today bor.Keep you a troshern m'ole bewdy. 💚💛💚👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 29, 14:01:15
    - Re. Sausage rolls - use puff pastry. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 29, 13:52:32
- Working my ass off. Must be nice having free time (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 29, 13:43:59
  - yeah, tell me about it. Just starting another 10hr work session now (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 29, 17:53:17
- Laying a granite border edging on semi-dry mix concrete on my driveway (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 29, 13:22:22
  - Macho macho man (n/m) (General Chat) - fond, Mar 29, 13:41:32
- Excel VBA stuff for work (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 29, 13:12:14
  - from way too long ago (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 29, 13:36:18
  - You not using Tableau/Qlik/Alteryx yet?? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 29, 13:25:03
    - Nope. Old school. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 29, 13:31:10
      - ignore them, I made a pretty sum using Visual basic in Excel. (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 29, 19:07:48
        
        Yeah but could you create a GUI interface using Visual Basic to track an IP address? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 29, 19:49:46
        
        yeh, you got me. (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 29, 19:52:57
- FM19 (n/m) (General Chat) - WestYorksCanary, Mar 29, 13:10:21
  - the Scrampton Jnrs are setting up a tournament for us all later (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 29, 13:31:38
    - ^^^ i'm talking about the wrong game here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 29, 13:45:20
- Watching Paul Chowdhry videos on YouTube,his Zayn Malik (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 29, 12:58:14
  - I know someone who briefly dated him (sounding a bit Larrold like) (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 29, 13:25:43
    - Nice one,he's fuck hilarious (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 29, 13:37:57
- Learning some board games with the kids (General Chat) - Jester, Mar 29, 12:57:54
- Trying to repair a fence panel in windy conditions (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Mar 29, 12:56:59
  - Weekdays just work as usual (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 29, 13:53:52
There's a list of all independent food and booze delivery options on the edp site toda (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 28, 08:18:01
- Can't find it on the website. Got a link? (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Mar 28, 12:00:12
  - Here goo. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 28, 12:14:06
- Do any of them deliver to Lancashire? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 28, 08:24:16
  - Lots of independent deliveries in the West Riding (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 28, 08:50:55
    - The Gin Lass is doing deliveries too (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 28, 10:22:32
    - Saltaire brewery doing free delivery!!! 👍👍👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Rombald, Mar 28, 09:26:40
  - Well one said they deliver "country wide".I assumed it was a (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 28, 08:32:14