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Anyone who doesn't join the Wrath fantasy football league is gay. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 16:56:58
- Blow it out your arse. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 12, 17:28:41
- The Premier League one is the best (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 12, 17:06:45
- Chase me! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 12, 17:05:46
The Matrix (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 12, 16:48:36
- fair summary (General Chat) - megson, Jul 12, 17:04:23
- What about Doc Hollywood? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 12, 17:00:45
  - I like it when he takes the pig for a walk tied to some string. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 17:01:42
    - What's unusual about that? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 12, 17:06:07
- has to be my most overrated film of all time, it's so boring!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 12, 16:57:46
  - Ah, but if you'd been invited to the special secret showing that I was, you'd (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 12, 17:03:55
    - She's lush. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 17:05:04
      - You should get 4 lashings in Thailand for that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 12, 17:08:35
      - Never use the word 'lush' again! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 12, 17:08:25
        
        It's post-ironic, BC, so I'm allowed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 17:12:05
        
        OK, fair enough (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 12, 18:21:21
        
        No you are not (General Chat) - pants, Jul 12, 17:13:37
        
        She's actually WELL lush (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 12, 17:18:52
      - Understatement of the decade (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 12, 17:07:11
        
        Looks like Rachel Weiss (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 12, 17:08:56
        
        My english isn't good enough to compliment her sufficiently. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 17:08:49
        
        wrong un (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 12, 17:12:03
        
        Yeah, well you'd have to, given the opportunity, wouldn't you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 17:12:52
- What happens in the first 20 minutes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 16:51:31
  - Ummm, like cool stuff and stuff (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 12, 17:02:12
tom huddlestone on loan? i have more chance of winning the lottery (Other Football) - Alan, Jul 12, 16:31:50
- You have more statistical chance of being struck by lightening (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 16:36:12
  - there is more chance of an asteriod ending life on earth (Other Football) - megson, Jul 12, 17:06:39
  - 5000-1 chance of being struck by lightning (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 12, 16:42:59
  - Found out it 8500/1 chance of getting through on them quiz shows on itv (Other Football) - pants, Jul 12, 16:38:09
    - you've finally stopped phoning them now then? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 16:39:43
- Hardly a regular (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jul 12, 16:32:14
Hello! (n/m) (General Chat) - moto, Jul 12, 16:26:14
- Hello Mot failure (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 16:40:21
- Hello Adrian Mutu. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 12, 16:38:51
- Afternoon Moto (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 16:35:54
- Hello Mum. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 12, 16:34:08
- Hello Moto (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 12, 16:32:06
- Hello moto (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 12, 16:30:05
- Hello Moto. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 16:27:48
  - You just can't help yourself, can you? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 12, 16:45:13
    - Fuckan wars. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 16:50:47
      - It's very sad you don't ever buy a lottery ticket. That's what comes of too many biros (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 12, 16:52:53
        
        Oh I do sometimes buy one. Sometimes the fanciful flighty part of me (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 16:55:53
        
        Two lines minimum. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 12, 17:31:10
        
        apparently thousands of people do the number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 17:16:43
  - with a banana. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 16:41:07
Anyone doing a WOTB fantasy footie league this year.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jul 12, 15:54:53
- Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 16:37:32
- Need to do some reseach. Want to, need to kick Himmers' arse, yet again (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 15:58:21
  - here's a list of free ones (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jul 12, 16:22:17
  - fantasy.premierleage.com (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 12, 16:01:13
    - I've started a league, feel free to join in.......details in message (NCFC) - Thrapwinkle, Jul 12, 16:18:58
      - Le Juge Ears are joinded... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jul 12, 16:53:26
        
        Guilty (n/m) (NCFC) - BITSA, Jul 12, 16:54:54
Which team is the best???.... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 15:20:54
- Which fantasy footy is that with? (n/m) (Other Football) - I like Turtles, Jul 12, 15:33:21
  - sun (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 15:35:24
- if i was choosing i would go A by a long long way. (n/m) (Other Football) - jAC, Jul 12, 15:31:14
  - Thats what I thought (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 15:32:27
    - B's a risk cos half of them are new to the prem but... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 15:35:16
      - im not even sure the likes of nani and malouda will be regulars (Other Football) - jAC, Jul 12, 15:36:15
        
        agree apart from Anelka... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 15:37:35
        
        Anelka wont be ther all season (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 15:43:46
  - same...good strike force. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 15:31:49
- A (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 15:25:58
  - cheers ddg, i like this game saves me swallowing pen lids!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 15:27:25
    - lol!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 15:28:09
- option number B deffo (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 15:24:32
- B (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 15:23:00
  - bugger I thought A! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 15:26:03
    - I thought A. Weak and strong players in both. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Jul 12, 15:27:29
      - cant have all strong... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 15:28:11
        
        Koumas IS one of the strong ones... (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Jul 12, 15:28:56
        
        whose weak then? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 15:29:34
        
        Green, Evra, Richards. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Jul 12, 15:39:30
        
        Really?? (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 15:44:19
        
        if they lose points for goals conceeded it doesn't matter how good they are individually (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 15:47:31
        
        Green... (Other Football) - tim berry, Jul 12, 15:53:06
        
        That will be why im crap at fantasy football then!!! (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 15:51:52
        
        if the Spuds defence is as leaky as last season include Dawson in that (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 15:44:01
        
        I nearly included Dawson but I think Spurs will be excellent. (Other Football) - tim berry, Jul 12, 15:54:58
        
        they may do well again (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 16:11:10
        
        That's a point, might want to put an Everton man in defense. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Jul 12, 16:15:14
        
        *defence* (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Jul 12, 16:26:19
Radio 1 in Playing of good song before 7pm shocker (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 12, 15:02:55
- Pixies are underrated but not as underrated as Mansun. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 12, 15:14:55
  - Mansun....another band who were so much better live than on record (General Chat) - BITSA, Jul 12, 15:37:17
    - Saw Mansun twice, once when they were on the take it easy chicken single (General Chat) - pants, Jul 12, 16:20:24
  - I remember loving stripper vicar (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 12, 15:19:28
  - I haven't listened to Mansun in years and years. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 15:16:44
- My life improved 1000000% once I'd learnt to play that on the guitar. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 15:05:13
  - T in the park on BBC Scotland tinternet is good, BRMC are on it as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 15:15:38
  - i tried, but didn't have the patience (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 15:07:49
- get yourself a DAB and start listening to 6 music (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 15:04:36
  - In my old lab where I used to work (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 12, 15:18:28
  - 100% agree....6 music is the best (n/m) (General Chat) - BITSA, Jul 12, 15:11:15
Who's your ideal centreback to join Norwich City? (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:34:01
- Malky MacKay + Jason Shackell (NCFC) - XXL16, Jul 12, 14:59:36
  - Malky Far Too Old Now I'm Afraid (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jul 12, 15:05:55
    - Yes he is, lets play young Dion instead. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 15:11:57
    - How about Dion? (NCFC) - XXL16, Jul 12, 15:10:31
    - Huddlestone plays more midfield than defence I think... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 12, 15:07:03
      - Boy's the talent to play anywhere on the pitch he likes (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 15:10:19
        
        Don't think he would be a very good winger. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 15:11:18
        
        Reckon he'd do a job. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 15:13:25
        
        Le Juge (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 15:16:13
    - that would be superb! (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 12, 15:06:53
- David Weatherall (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 12, 14:49:32
  - Great choice, and still a great player (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 16:23:38
    - 'Great' might be stretching it slightly (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 12, 16:35:03
      - I bet they would disagree in Bradford!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 16:37:01
        
        Don't doubt he was a great player... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 12, 16:41:09
      - You reckon? (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 16:36:59
        
        I meant with Brom, not you (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 12, 16:41:46
  - David Whyte (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 14:51:05
- Jon newsome (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 12, 14:44:39
  - Colin Woodthorpe (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 14:47:24
    - He would, wuddee (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 12, 14:47:54
      - John Polston (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 14:48:49
  - He did, duttee? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 12, 14:46:07
  - ask him then. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 14:45:37
- In reality this one would do for me. (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 14:44:23
  - Yes please, or Sodje. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 12, 14:55:10
    - He's changed a lot though, I'd never have recognised him... (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 12, 15:00:02
  - Matteo could be a good one, I agree. (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:46:45
  - Is that Bruce Willis? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 12, 14:45:20
    - no, but it looks like our Chadders in the little photo upper left. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 14:46:29
- Nesta (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 12, 14:42:58
  - Carragher would do a job! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 14:44:28
    - He's a scouser, he'd only be a benefit scrounger (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 12, 14:45:45
  - I'd suggest Gaetano De Rosa from Reggina...could be a real bargain! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:44:28
- Victor Segura (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 14:40:56
  - Segura??? (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:41:57
    - great player (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 14:43:56
- a pre-death Bobby Moore (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 14:37:14
Deer (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 14:16:44
- looks like rain deer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 12, 14:17:09
  - no eyed deer (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 14:18:09
  - oh deer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 12, 14:18:06
Afternoon all (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:13:58
- Ciao Francesco! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 14:20:08
  - Ciao Arizona Bay! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:20:32
    - Ciao! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 14:21:22
      - Salve Francesco (n/m) (NCFC) - corfinWaller, Jul 12, 14:27:44
        
        Ciao corfinWaller! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:29:00
        
        francesco's identity is one of the enduring WOTB mysteries (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 12, 14:31:45
        
        When I come to Norwich I'll prove you I'm italian! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:35:30
        
        Last time I've been to Carrow road we lose 2-1 with the Wolves... (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:37:37
        
        we lost (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:37:58
        
        penne for a penis? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 12, 14:37:26
        
        penne means pens, not penis! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:38:42
        
        twas a play on words (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 12, 14:41:11
        
        got it! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 12, 14:42:44
Celebrity of the day (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 13:44:37
- Why do they always wear those terrible tinted glasses? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 12, 13:52:46
  - Not the first time you've mentioned it, and not the first time you've been bang on. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 13:58:46
- i think he's going down (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 12, 13:48:20
I don't want to come over all XXL16, but I do like the new green training top (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 12, 13:16:25
- I don't want to come all over XXL16 either (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 12, 14:16:09
  - You do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 14:20:34
    - ... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 12, 14:22:54
- Matron! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 12, 14:00:12
- Oh Mine! (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 12, 13:19:44
Anyone got any tips on getting rid of aphids? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 11:31:22
- spray the plants with soapy water (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 12, 11:41:08
  - Place the plants on some bosoms first. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 12, 11:42:45
    - chortletastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 12, 11:49:23
- Do some sunblock near the aphid's body, a dab about the size of a lentil should do it. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 12, 11:36:33
  - What about our ponymice? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 11:41:33
    - Toosdy ok? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 12, 11:41:58
      - souper (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 11:48:22
      - Top, fanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 11:44:53
- You need loads of ladybirds (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 12, 11:36:08
  - I do, it was around '75/6/7 time. I went to a bbq and couldn't eat my hotdog because it (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 12, 11:38:14
    - Sounds about right year wise (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 12, 12:24:30
      - and donkeys with their fur falling out. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 12, 12:26:56
        
        nah, the Doc wouldn't have been born then... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 12:31:03
- i invested in biological warfare this year (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 12, 11:35:09
- Use some Aphid killer (n/m) (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 12, 11:32:37
- Environmentally unfriendly sprays (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 12, 11:32:03
  - That make oi larf when people tell me they don't like using "chemicals" on thier plants. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 12:16:30
    - *gauffaw* (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 12:29:01
Fillums: Probably the only one on here that hasn't seen the matrix (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 12, 11:27:58
- No (General Chat) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 12, 13:19:50
- It's shit (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 12, 12:20:56
- It's shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 12, 12:02:30
  - Thank you Brom, good to have some support. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 12, 12:04:58
    - Probably because I didn't understand it... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 12, 12:06:30
- defo worth a watch (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 12, 11:44:12
- Yeah, go on. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 11:40:46
- Rubbish. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 12, 11:34:42
- yes very yes. Don't bother with the sequels though (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 12, 11:31:35
- I fell asleep in it (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 12, 11:29:52
  - Crikey O'reilly!!! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 12, 11:42:15
- what's the alternative? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 11:29:20
  - work i spooz (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 12, 11:39:57
    - then yeah watch it (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 11:46:20
      - I resent that. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 12, 11:59:22
        
        sorry :-) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 12:18:30
      - ta, will do this arternoon then (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 12, 11:50:16
Starting to get all new-season excited. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 10:33:24
- Me to, I have a good feeling about the signings, but If a couple don't work out I (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 10:38:06
- still like to see a new cb and a creative cm! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 10:35:38
I like Turtles (n/m) (General Chat) - I like Turtles, Jul 12, 10:30:20
- Eponymous Post (n/m) (General Chat) - Eponymous Post, Jul 12, 10:54:45
  - I like Turtles (n/m) (General Chat) - I like Turtles, Jul 12, 12:14:43
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 12, 16:25:34
  - It's a sad fact of the language that "eponymous" hasn't got anything to do with ponies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 11:02:48
    - or mice (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 11:08:11
    - or mice (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 12, 11:08:00
      - Ponymice. You're good with crayons and paintshop, can you do me a picture of a ponymouse? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 11:09:19
        
        doing an 'E' (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 11:10:02
        
        A ponymouse well off his tits on E. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 11:10:44
        
        I'd like one too (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 12, 11:26:50
      - bollocks! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 11:09:04
  - kik bald mary (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 12, 10:58:02
Kevin Reeves - I was sad when we sold him. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 10:11:06
- I liked him in Speed (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 12, 10:20:32
  - Arf. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 10:27:16
- So was he (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 12, 10:15:22
  - Brighton 2-2 if memory serves me correct, a very sad day. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 10:16:59
    - old fuckers! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 12, 10:30:10
      - to old to fuck-just old. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 10:38:35
    - Sing up the Reeves Stand! (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Jul 12, 10:27:56
Anyone remember Skunk Anansie? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 09:50:00
- Yes - never really liked them though (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 12, 11:16:22
- "Just Because You cook Food, Doesn't Make It Right?!?' (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 12, 11:09:43
- I hate bands with girl lead singers (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 12, 10:48:47
  - They were a very important band. Much missed. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 12, 11:06:29
  - Playing it all morning. A whole morning of rediscovery. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 11:03:41
- I do...remember seeing them a few times as well... (General Chat) - BITSA, Jul 12, 10:07:48
- Did he just sign for Swindon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 12, 09:52:15
- yes (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 09:51:13
  - Booo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 09:51:29
    - just the 1 word? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 09:58:08
      - I like her. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 10:01:38
        
        Google it... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 12, 10:05:29
Just went to Tesco's & at the checkout a wasp flew past the scanner, on the bill (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 09:33:35
- Lucky it wunt a blummin' Tiger (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 12, 09:35:11
  - Zebra's are £450 (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 09:35:37
    - Who'd eat Zebra? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 09:51:11
      - I have (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 12, 09:55:11
        
        Me too - at Carnivore restaurant in Nairobi (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 12, 11:30:28
        
        I've eaten crocodile (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 11:38:03
        
        I've had alligator.. (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 12, 12:08:46
        
        Really? Is that true? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 09:58:36
        
        well... (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 12, 10:03:28
        
        Tremendous. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 10:05:38
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 12, 10:00:58
        
        How else are you spozed to eat a zebra? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 10:02:13
        
        I ate a whole baby zebra once... (NCFC) - Chelmsford Yella, Jul 12, 10:21:27
    - Cheap (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 12, 09:41:52
FAO Arizona Bay (General Chat) - Greeny, Jul 12, 09:11:01
- Yeppo - got an email the other day. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 09:47:44
  - Nope - my guess is they're working on it now the Takk tour is finished... (General Chat) - Greeny, Jul 12, 09:52:33
    - They're the best live act I've seen bar none. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 09:53:53
      - Union Chapel show still in my all-time top three gigs... (n/m) (General Chat) - Greeny, Jul 12, 09:56:44
        
        I've just read a review of that Somerset House gig. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 12, 10:00:05
- Two things (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 12, 09:20:37
  - I presume "resizes my browser" is an euphamism (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 12, 09:44:15
  - Somebody get out of bed on the wrong side this morning?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Greeny, Jul 12, 09:30:22
    - No, just HATE the word 'lush' (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 12, 11:14:14
Anyone else still at work? (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jul 11, 19:56:32
- Still working; not at work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 20:05:32
- I am at Cricket Ground untill 07:30 (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 11, 20:02:45
- Nope. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:02:05
  - please someone entertain me (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jul 11, 20:05:07
    - this is a family friendly board.... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 11, 20:09:34
    - I will tell you a good clean joke! It's quite rare to find a joke that is clean..... (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 11, 20:08:46
      - Given the punch line, the "clean" bit appears to be missing (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 11, 20:13:58
        
        oh ok nm (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 11, 20:19:33
      - my favourite, favourite clean gag (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:13:51
        
        another clean gag (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Jul 11, 20:20:04
      - Love it (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jul 11, 20:10:38
I just saw La Vie en Rose, it's well good. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 11, 19:55:54
- that's not what mark kermode said (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 20:06:35
  - Lot's of things happened to people during the war that didn't actually involve war. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 11, 20:24:20
    - I used to sing the letters of our club's name to the choon of La V e R (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:29:35
  - I am really not fond of Mark Commode (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:08:56
    - I really like listening to him. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 20:13:48
      - There's anothe r one, called Jon/justin/jason Solomon(s) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:17:30
- You never answered my post about Pam's Labrimff (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 19:57:30
  - That's because I didn't see your post... What did you say about it? (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 11, 20:00:13
    - Uh...... I went on at some length, as it goes (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:01:14
      - here you go (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:05:09
        
        Good post. (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 11, 20:20:21
        
        I love love loved La Haine. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 20:23:15
        
        I thought the uterine imagary was a bit heavy handed. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 20:08:08
        
        there wasn't much of that but hwat there was (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:09:34
        
        It was the crawling into the womb/tree bit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 20:11:10
        
        Ah - of course (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:12:15
  - Don't go looking for it now, mind, it was weeks ago (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:00:08
Blueboy - "Dirty Mags". Utterly magnificent! I want this played at my funeral (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 11, 19:32:47
- The eighth untitled track off Sigur Ros' ( ). (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 19:56:12
  - is that the one thats off planet earth (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 11, 19:58:24
    - Nope, that's Hoppipolla off Takk ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 19:59:53
- Hi BC what you reckon with the Czech signing ...happy ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 11, 19:48:33
  - Decent beer in the bars, perhaps? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 11, 19:52:09
    - funny.....Czech bar in Hampstead they've gone crazy over this. A few of them (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 11, 20:02:08
      - Haha - that's brilliant (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 11, 20:05:58
    - decent beer... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 11, 19:59:21
- Jamiroqui " I'm going deeper underground" for my funeral. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 11, 19:47:17
  - You joke about that... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 11, 20:34:11
  - going underground by the jam (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 11, 19:53:40
- Here we go, MP3 here (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 11, 19:43:30
  - It played silent and has since disappeared from my puter (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 19:46:33
    - d/ling it again with flashget (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 19:49:02
      - no, wait up, it's my pooter (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 19:51:39
- I've made my nephew swear his bestest promise (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 19:35:43
  - To be honest, if I ever sat down to think about it, I'd never finish the list. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 11, 19:41:32
    - It's not my favourite song ever, not at all (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 19:43:46
      - Oh, I got that, Suggs (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 11, 19:49:20
Songs for Wrathers? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 19:07:49
- lollorosso (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 19:56:55
  - Ah - (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 19:58:33
    - I was giggling somewhat inappropriately at "trumpet cancer" all the way hum. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 20:00:51
      - I chuckled at that 'un too (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 20:07:04
- DISappointing response (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 19:31:14
  - Well, the one above could be for tudders... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 11, 19:33:52
    - That's not how I visualise Tudds (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 11, 19:38:06
      - No, just the title really... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 11, 19:42:13
Bob Monkhouse's Cancer Advert (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 17:20:25
- Roy Castle is 'Trumpet Cancer' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 17:37:17
  - roy castle joke (General Chat) - elk, Jul 11, 19:22:33
  - Yeah well I'm not buying any of that either. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 17:40:52
Classic Line..... (General Chat) - dealy, Jul 11, 17:14:34
- it's probably wrong to laugh at that (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 17:18:13
  - Ducks help geese a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 17:20:35
    - How big does a duck have to get before it's officially a goose? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 17:24:28
      - That could never happen and you should know that. Take two Pentel BK77Ms out of that (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 17:35:18
- That was supposed to be below (General Chat) - dealy, Jul 11, 17:15:20
How stupid is this? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:44:19
- lucky for me i have a mac and would u know its preinstalled (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jul 11, 15:54:37
  - I am gobsmacked that this stuff exists, had never heard of it. Dead clever. (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:56:34
    - like the antiques, the pictures are replaced followed by captions (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 16:06:05
    - they have speach recoginistion too, but u have to teach it... (General Chat) - olej24, Jul 11, 16:02:51
    - they have phonelines for that kind of thing (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 16:00:13
      - Forgot you were an expert (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 11, 16:06:04
        
        i use Stephanie Hawkins (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 16:07:58
    - stangley it can say strahakikakiaka or what ever his name is but not striker (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jul 11, 15:58:25
    - Yep, Stephen Hawkins going "Oh yeah baby, fuck me hard ...." etc (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 15:58:07
  - so many voices to choose from, Bruse sounds like a nice name (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jul 11, 15:55:39
    - i think it's pre-installed on my XP Pro machine at home too (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 15:58:04
      - my computer is telling me off now, asked it to tell a joke (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jul 11, 16:09:12
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 16:10:15
- maybe (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 15:45:40
  - must try one of them out on here... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 15:46:58
- Text-to-speech doobrey? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 15:45:03
  - Oh, wassat? How does that work then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:46:53
    - It makes Stephen Hawkins read web-pages to you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 15:47:55
      - Sad what he's been reduced to, that's two sets of alimony for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:48:54
        
        Anyone seen that Bob Monkhouse advert for cancer yet? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 15:50:11
        
        Cancer is a hard sell, the agency earned their fee on that one (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:51:12
        
        pmsl line (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 15:52:54
  - oh (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 15:46:02
How can it be that I'm from Norfolk, but have waited until the age of 30 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 15:34:00
- It's because it took you that long to have a midlife crisis (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:35:31
  - Poomer poomer poomer poomer poomer poomer poomer poomer poomer poomer poomer poomer poomer (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 15:37:38
    - leo-pard (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jul 11, 15:50:03
      - leppud (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 15:51:15
    - speed of a poomer? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 15:38:58
      - Tears of a clown? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:41:16
        
        watch with mother? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 15:42:38
        
        Ivor Pidcock (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 11, 15:44:31
        
        Hugh Jorgan (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:45:23
Players we should ship out..... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 11, 15:20:05
- Gallagher will be sold, Jarvis shipped out on loan... (NCFC) - BITSA, Jul 11, 15:23:21
  - I love Crofty, he has great boggly eyes and he runs very fast even though he's a chubster (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:34:58
    - plus he is quite probably the most stupid person have ever spoken to (NCFC) - nixon, Jul 11, 15:37:44
    - croft is a great crosser of the ball (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 15:36:48
      - Isn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:39:03
        
        is (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 15:46:11
        
        'nt (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:48:19
        
        hes got u there (n/m) (NCFC) - olej24, Jul 11, 15:49:39
        
        no he hasn't (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 15:53:36
        
        I love Crofty (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 11, 16:03:35
        
        His mum has the same boggly eyes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 16:07:41
        
        Same tits too (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 11, 16:14:41
  - maybe even drury if we get a decent replacement... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 11, 15:31:31
    - I guess you don't like Hucks then (n/m) (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Jul 11, 16:15:32
- Tad unfair on brown (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 11, 15:21:05
  - I've got a bad feeling about Brown (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:36:27
    - £5,000,000.00p for Chopra. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 15:37:07
      - Hmmmm (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:39:43
  - and croft, who we going to play on the right as chadwick is always injured (n/m) (NCFC) - olej24, Jul 11, 15:22:07
    - i'd like to see croft play 'in the hole' (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 15:30:28
      - brown might like to video crofty in the 'hole' (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jul 11, 15:41:54
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - olej24, Jul 11, 15:43:00
      - i dont think teams will let us dig up their pitches (n/m) (NCFC) - olej24, Jul 11, 15:31:53
        
        he'd be good when we play crystal palace (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 15:37:09
        
        Or the scum, cos their pitch is covered in holes (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 11, 15:40:20
    - if Chadders stops diving into add boards he might be alright. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 11, 15:22:39
      - lol that happen (n/m) (NCFC) - olej24, Jul 11, 15:25:13
  - true (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 11, 15:21:45
  - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 11, 15:21:36
    - bloody hell! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 11, 15:21:56
good morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 11, 14:20:09
- with Phil McCrevis and Fat Britten (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 11, 14:21:03
  - You'd love a go on Fern Britten, don't deny it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 14:26:21
    - CERTAINLY NOT! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 11, 14:27:11
      - fattist (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 11, 14:28:51
        
        not fattist, Nigella would get one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 11, 14:29:53
        
        choptastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 11, 14:31:21
  - in this photo, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 11, 14:26:19
afternoon all (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:06:31
- Ciao! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 14:07:26
- hi himmers (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 14:07:03
  - snot me (NCFC) - pants, Jul 11, 14:19:35
    - ...and I'm not Dave in Holland as well!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:21:08
      - I 'm the only italian who supports Norwich and I'm proud of it! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:22:38
        
        this statement always confirms it's a wind up for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 11, 14:27:34
        
        i think it's the worst windup we've ever had on here (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 14:28:48
        
        I'll prove it's not a wind up! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:32:03
        
        your english is very good by the way (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 11, 14:33:36
        
        Are you getting the gondola out to come to Blighty? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 11, 14:33:13
        
        justa wan cornetto (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 11, 14:34:09
        
        My english is not bad because I've a degree in English literature (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:35:58
        
        Nice one - what year did you graduate? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 11, 14:41:53
        
        9 and Bristol surely (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 14:43:06
        
        No...I've never have been to Bristol yet! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:45:06
        
        I studied in Bari University....you email address is wrong!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:43:04
        
        go here and copy the number at the top of the screen (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 14:44:46
        
        it was written 79121096... (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:49:12
        
        not enough figures (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 14:53:23
        
        The nearest gondola is 800 km far from here! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:37:10
        
        Why do you think is a wind up? (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:28:48
        
        Ciao! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 14:30:15
    - i know it's not you (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 14:20:38
  - I'm not Pants! I'm Francesco from Italy (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:08:00
    - There's a really easy way to solve this.. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 11, 14:12:23
    - my mistake (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 14:09:15
      - I'm fine,Thanks! I'm eager for the new season to come! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:10:29
        
        Fao Dave in France (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:12:48
        
        FAO Francesco (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 14:14:53
        
        any tips from italy for new centre backs for ncfc? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 14:11:40
        
        Italian central backs are quite expensive! (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:15:00
To the tune of (ugh) "Hey, Baby" ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:57:25
- to the tune of WLYPMV (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 11, 14:11:41
  - WINNER! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 11, 14:12:50
    - Fao Yellaree (NCFC) - francesco, Jul 11, 14:16:11
      - no problem (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 11, 14:26:16
- "how to say your name" scans better (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 11, 14:02:25
- Not bad - "say" instead of "pronounce" might work better though (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 11, 14:02:20
- to the tune of babushka: (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 13:59:38
  - He shoots...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 11, 14:02:26
Oi, AB, is Vesta Beef still like (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 11, 13:41:11
- You knows it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:42:17
  - Tasteeeee (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 11, 13:46:57
Latté Tudors - who are you looking forward to seeing? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 13:18:42
- The gooses on t lake (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 11, 13:21:15
  - There will defo be proper beer. I might do a run across the gooses as if they were a line (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 13:23:07
    - You should erect a flagpole with mousetrap cages on top (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 11, 14:22:44
    - Do we all do a special Nodge sign on our tents (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 11, 13:27:03
    - Do we all do a special Nodge sign on our tents (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 11, 13:26:53
      - bunnygirl outfits (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 13:34:01
        
        Or big socks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 13:46:13
      - I did contemplate my huge yellow and green checked flag what I got for Cardiff for the top (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 13:30:23
        
        I gather, from perusing TWTD, that ther are (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 11, 13:36:13
        
        I want one of them flags for my tent. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:33:49
      - Remember you're on Enemy Territory, so cross yourselves before going over the border. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:30:20
        
        I might bleach my face (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 13:31:08
- Woss that this weekend izzut? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:19:50
  - Yessum. My tent is ready. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 13:23:31
Official SMS: Dave Striker signed, four year deal, undisclosed fee. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 12:43:09
- And in a nod to his tree men dous nickname the SMS reads: (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 12:46:53
  - I do hope the chant will be "there's only one dave striker" (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 11, 12:52:41
    - and there was I composing a little czech ditty (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 11, 12:54:34
      - it must fit the tune of a status quo song (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 11, 12:55:51
        
        "Something 'bout You Davey I Like" (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 11, 13:00:45
        
        woah, woah you're in the Yarmy now... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 12:58:06
        
        better than "Down, Down..." I suppose (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 11, 12:59:45
    - It'll be.... (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 11, 12:53:35
      - blimey has he been up Ber Street already? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 11, 12:55:43
      - Which is hugely gay (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 11, 12:54:42
        
        yep (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 11, 12:56:00
  - I notice that the Pinkun lot are calling him "Dave THE Striker." mentalists! (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 11, 12:52:17
  - I was going to ask if they'd actually given him his real name (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 11, 12:51:40
    - Both. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 12:54:04
      - faggly (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 11, 12:55:12
        
        Aha, you remembered. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:01:26
        
        Did you do toothpaste spit just outside? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 13:09:09
        
        No, they had a proper shower/toilet block for the cleaning of the teeth and bits. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:16:18
        
        In your alter ego 'dampy' (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 11, 13:29:35
No official SMS yet. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 12:32:54
- Is it in your kitchen? What are you going to do? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 12:38:05
  - I dunt really smell a rat. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 12:50:42
    - I know (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 12:53:39
      - What I hacksherly smell is a Vesta Beef Risotto. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 13:27:27
      - Brom dunt (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 11, 13:02:31
        
        Nope (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 11, 13:05:04
- the story has gone off of the official site as well (n/m) (NCFC) - forzancfc, Jul 11, 12:37:48
  - its dave (n/m) (NCFC) - olej24, Jul 11, 12:42:42
- all mention of a press conference has now been removed from the official site too (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 12:37:20
fun and games (NCFC) - canaryno1, Jul 11, 11:49:29
- I bet you like playing Ping-Pong (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Jul 11, 11:56:53
- Was that on the file marked, "Tasty deals (and a couple of surprises)"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 11, 11:50:47
  - deals (NCFC) - canaryno1, Jul 11, 11:52:16
    - "meh" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 12:49:02
    - You are Stoopish on a wind up and I claim my 10 quid (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 11, 11:57:26
      - I've just been going through likely suspects (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 11, 12:01:28
    - Selwyn the game is up. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 11, 11:55:17
      - hahahahahhaaha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 11, 11:56:31
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 11, 11:55:07
players coming in. (NCFC) - canaryno1, Jul 11, 11:22:52
- you handle neil doncaster? (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 11, 11:35:27
- Do you sign your name with a big 'X'? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 11:32:18
  - Y (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 11, 11:35:15
    - Just curious (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 11:36:54
      - go & put your Latitude tent up, it's blown away you know. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 11, 11:41:05
        
        It's in a bag with a rubber mallet on my dining room floor. Along with a big case of booze (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 12:15:13
      - bi-curious? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 11:38:40
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 12:13:03
        
        good (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 12:41:21
- Any idea of time scales? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 11, 11:26:28
  - between half 8 and 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 11:30:57
    - Thought so (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 11, 11:31:34
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 11, 11:29:11
  - time (NCFC) - canaryno1, Jul 11, 11:28:23
- chinny (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 11:23:45
  - HAHAHA Brilliant (NCFC) - lancs canary, Jul 11, 11:34:55
EMails that start with the words "This is not racist just common sense" are always on dodg (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 10:52:07
- that's been doing the rounds for a while (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 11, 10:55:30
  - er, there is. Its going to be a huge Mosque, nr Stratford. (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 11, 11:33:56
  - oh there is truth in it (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 11, 11:03:59
I hope safri stays but £1.5m is a bloody good bit of buisness fro the club. (NCFC) - hairyolaf, Jul 11, 08:31:40
- I agree but where has this £1.5m figure come from? Has someone just made it up? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 09:01:23
  - It was reported as being made by PG (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Jul 11, 18:54:27
  - Are you sure ? (NCFC) - Westfields1, Jul 11, 09:37:35
    - Fairly sure (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 11, 09:52:06
    - Safri has one 'f' (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 11, 09:44:06
      - wouldhave made a great song (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 09:49:19
  - Bristol & yes (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 11, 09:17:05
  - I'm sure it was made up. If we get seven figures of poundages for him I'll eat my hat. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 11, 09:16:10
  - if so, we should ask for real money (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 09:04:10
    - we could monopoilise it. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 11, 09:17:37
    - *very good (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 09:04:22
      - thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 11, 09:06:16
- yeah, good money considering his impact over the last couple of seasons (NCFC) - nixon, Jul 11, 08:49:41
Bloody hell, that's expensive - (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:18:20
- Ah, that's supply and demand, you see (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 17:36:02
  - haha (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 10, 17:38:08
- How do you get to Oldham? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 10, 17:20:54
  - They have a train station, and a variety of roads. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 17:26:17
    - I'm going to batter you! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 10, 17:38:35
    - There are no large buildings in Oldham, I'm sure (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 10, 17:28:13
      - Aren't helecopters (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:40:29
        
        Westland Helicopters (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 10, 17:47:33
      - Well, it was a while a go, and in a mostly derelict area. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 17:30:42
        
        There does seem to be rather a lot of (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:39:46
  - No no - it's "How much will you charge me to Oldham?" (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 10, 17:24:13
    - 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 10, 17:30:13
    - As in - (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:27:48
      - No, as in (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 10, 17:34:16
- Why are you going North, o fellow old fart? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 10, 17:20:36
  - Cos my (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:25:33
    - Sorry to hear about your mum (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 10, 17:27:31
      - Comes to us all old buddie. Still a bit of a choker though. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:29:26
Simplified spellers (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 10, 13:46:11
- Orwelyun (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 14:03:07
  - Chris? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 14:03:20
    - Canary call "why dunt we get that Chris Orwelyun back?" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 14:04:12
- There's that pic of brom again (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 13:56:56
- what a load of bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 13:52:14
  - I heard them on the wireless the other day. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 13:54:45
    - this is a movement that has been going for decades and rears it ugly head (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, Jul 10, 14:00:14
      - Johnny Foreigners and Dave Strikers (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 14:02:52
        
        Theres only 1 Dave Striker but theres continents full of Johnnys (n/m) (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, Jul 10, 14:14:10
    - i think they have a good point (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 10, 13:57:57
  - I thought we had already perfected it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 13:53:03
Jamie Carragher crying (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 10, 13:23:47
- Why is that site trying to get me laid in Telford? I live in Sheffield. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 13:33:20
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 10, 13:44:05
  - I'm always offered cunny in Scunny! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jul 10, 13:38:28
- I heard that yesterday! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jul 10, 13:27:55
- Janina from Towton (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 10, 13:26:13
Our are players going to be (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 10, 12:35:10
- Does superfit mean we will concede gaols in the last 5 mins? (n/m) (NCFC) - Scalo, Jul 10, 12:45:52
  - Only against Reading. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:55:16
- *Are our (n/m) (NCFC) - steven, Jul 10, 12:45:04
  - Who (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 10, 12:46:47
James speak liked that in Canaries World -- (NCFC) - XXL16, Jul 10, 12:31:26
- Official. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:33:04
  - Are you sure or (NCFC) - XXL16, Jul 10, 12:34:21
    - surely it is (NCFC) - south, Jul 10, 12:43:27
      - No, the r isn't an r it's an ř (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:57:14
derby game on Sky (NCFC) - south, Jul 10, 12:29:45
- Sky wanted to show our game a year or so back but the Police wouldn't let them (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 10, 12:57:50
  - Well they're half right. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 10, 12:59:04
- But I still want to know (NCFC) - XXL16, Jul 10, 12:31:54
  - Watford won't be moving anywhere (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:34:34
    - Watford game I mean mate.... (NCFC) - XXL16, Jul 10, 12:54:02
      - Nice one David. Don't take any shit from Beaker. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 10, 12:55:38
        
        Ahshuddupayerface (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:58:31
        
        You make pigs smoke. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 10, 12:59:55
        
        You feed burgers to swans. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 13:02:53
        
        KY Jelly would sort that out (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 10, 13:00:56
Rubbing another man's rhubarb (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:09:24
- Missed yet again. How lucky am I? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 10, 12:24:24
- only if it's your rhubarb AB... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 10, 12:16:33
  - I put my rhubarb in crumble. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:19:01
    - phwoooar! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 10, 12:22:23
      - Only so long as the little ginger isn't Gordon Strachan (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:23:22
        
        Isla Fisher it is then (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 10, 12:28:13
    - pie is better (General Chat) - ramsgatecabbie, Jul 10, 12:21:26
HAs are squad moved Forwards or Backwards from this time last year? (NCFC) - Scalo, Jul 10, 12:09:16
- "OUR", it's (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 10, 12:28:48
- Midfield defo better (NCFC) - earlydoors, Jul 10, 12:19:15
  - Are squad is better, but our starting 11? (NCFC) - Scalo, Jul 10, 12:26:25
    - Are squad our starting to get betterer I reckon. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:29:14
- It HAs moved forwards by 9.3 yards. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:16:26
Anyone got a transcription of this interview? (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 4, 14:53:23
- If it helps any (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 4, 14:58:39
  - Our Czechs all speak english better than I do. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 15:08:50
Talking of rare forms of Tourettes (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 4, 14:29:29
- I want to run an Italian restaurant called Tourettos employing only staff with Tourettes (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 14:38:12
  - Or a choccy shop in Belguim called Anne Twerp (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 4, 14:41:05
  - fuck oy larf (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 14:40:32
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 4, 14:47:23
      - big eared cunt big eared cunt big eared cunt big eared cunt big eared cunt big eared cunt (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 14:50:33
        
        thank you, thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 4, 14:56:10
        
        can't find it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 4, 14:55:02
        
        it's in there (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 4, 14:58:41
        
        Ahh found it, Gary's aren't normal either (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 4, 15:03:51
    - Brill (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 14:42:03
- fuck off! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 4, 14:33:29