No, as in

In Market Street, Manchester, one summer night
There was only one cab in the rank,
The driver was reading the News of the World
While quietly enjoying a w**k
He was dreaming that Venus
Was sucking his penis
The shaking was making him tired,
When along came Georgina
With tits like sabrina
Who politely and gently enquired,
"How much would you charge me to Oldham?"
The cab driver nearly droped dead
He got such a shock
He let go of his cock
And Barclayed the gear stick instead
He said "Thatls alright, I'm not busy tonight,
You're a nice sort of girl I can tell -
So I won't charge you nothing to hold them
If you'll let me hold yours as well"

Posted By: Old Git on July 10th 2007 at 17:34:16

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Bloody hell, that's expensive - (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:18:20
- Ah, that's supply and demand, you see (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 17:36:02
  - haha (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 10, 17:38:08
- How do you get to Oldham? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 10, 17:20:54
  - They have a train station, and a variety of roads. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 17:26:17
    - I'm going to batter you! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 10, 17:38:35
    - There are no large buildings in Oldham, I'm sure (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 10, 17:28:13
      - Aren't helecopters (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:40:29
        
        Westland Helicopters (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 10, 17:47:33
      - Well, it was a while a go, and in a mostly derelict area. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 17:30:42
        
        There does seem to be rather a lot of (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:39:46
  - No no - it's "How much will you charge me to Oldham?" (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 10, 17:24:13
    - 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Jul 10, 17:30:13
    - As in - (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:27:48
      - No, as in (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 10, 17:34:16
- Why are you going North, o fellow old fart? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 10, 17:20:36
  - Cos my (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:25:33
    - Sorry to hear about your mum (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 10, 17:27:31
      - Comes to us all old buddie. Still a bit of a choker though. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 10, 17:29:26

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