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the new Sky HD programme guide is the dogs bollox (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 19:59:57
- Had HD since Feb, but still no HD programme guide. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 20:34:12
  - it appeared a couple of days ago (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 22:34:58
  - No have I, but there is a programme about it on Anytime - so must be imminent (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Sep 10, 21:42:24
- Got the HD box today, but no HD telly until tomorrow (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 20:09:25
  - Don't talk to me about fucking couriers, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 10, 20:20:30
    - I remember that. oh dear.,.. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 10, 20:22:18
  - they also didn't deliver my copy of snow lepperd (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 20:13:00
Latest from Lottery HQ, Estimated jackpot for Saturday is (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 10, 16:23:59
- Q.: Which of this year's Strictly Come Dancing couples do you think are most likely to (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 16:28:15
  - 3 months of that squit beckons in my house (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 17:20:25
  - Martina Hingis thought they said it was Line Dancing (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 16:35:49
    - Barn door in a gale. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 16:55:07
    - Do you reckon Monica Seles would want a stab at it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 16:41:35
  - Bruce and Bruno (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Sep 10, 16:31:50
Help required (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:03:32
- Anymore for anymore? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:51:21
- Surely you should be going to Delia's? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 16:37:54
  - Delia's is on the shortlist (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:40:50
    - ?37 per person for a Christmas party isn't cheap mind!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 10, 17:06:29
    - Double bubble (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 16:46:00
      - as it's christmas delia, conker will bashout twice. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 16:49:35
  - FYI Devils Advocate is now called 'Club Paridise' (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 16:40:17
    - Club Paradise FFS! (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 16:51:22
    - Paradise/ (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 16:41:02
      - ^^^ suspiciously well informed ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 16:46:42
        
        a lapdancer sat behind us one match last season (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 16:50:24
        
        Does Badger know? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:51:06
- Hog in Armour (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 16:34:40
  - Yeah we had a christmas bash there 2 years ago. Was pretty good. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 16:38:55
    - Also: Delaney's, Rumsey Wells, Take 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 16:46:48
- The Dog House (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 16:31:27
  - WW2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 16:31:43
- They had a sign up outside The Dog House the other day. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 16:31:12
  - Oh fuck off. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 16:36:39
- Is Tudor Hall still going? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 10, 16:24:51
  - Where abouts? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:41:11
    - Peppermint Park. It's probably all 'luxury' flats by now (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 16:53:13
- The Cathedral (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 16:21:13
- How many people are going Conks? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 10, 16:20:35
  - Oh 60-90!! Big party then. We're going to the Elm Hill Brazzerie but only 18 of us (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 10, 16:21:40
    - I would suggest one of the Hotels, The Nelson or The Maids Head. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 10, 16:22:41
      - The food at the Maids Head was awful a few years back (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:41:42
        
        It was taken over fairly recently though, not sure when mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 10, 16:53:06
- The Belgian Monk (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 10, 16:16:45
  - There was a woman in the crowd at the darts at the weekend with "Monk" tattooed on her sho (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 16:21:40
- I've heard that Samson and Hercules is a good night out (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 10, 16:15:08
- Arkwrights (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 16:14:35
  - Is that where Granville works? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:15:22
- Have you tried Pennies in Angular Square? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 16:07:54
- Devils Advocate (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 16:07:08
  - Great idea (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:14:46
    - Hmmm. I spose you have to invite the women for the obligatory Christmas party shags (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 16:30:09
      - you don't have to (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 17:31:28
- He's a fucking cheat (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 16:05:46
  - damn right (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:13:33
- budget and how many for? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 16:05:26
  - 60-90 people (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:14:26
- Snooker club (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 16:05:11
  - Rileys on Anglia Square, just round the corner! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 10, 16:15:03
Not FAO Tombs (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 10, 15:12:02
- All those people scoffing that he couldn't have filmed all possible outcomes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 15:24:57
  - Haven't seen any of it, BUT... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 15:37:15
    - Oh yes, certainly. The careful reader will note that below my (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 15:40:16
      - Keep your counsel, then claim to have known along once it's revealed. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 16:13:49
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 10, 15:43:48
  - I was the only one who agreed with you (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 15:34:47
  - How many possible out come could there be? (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:31:47
    - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 15:40:00
    - 49 choose 6 (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 15:38:02
    - Fifty five thousand odd. vvv Scroll down vvv (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 15:34:08
      - Is that all, seriously? I'm scrolling right now to check. I'll get back to you. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:35:28
        
        Right, I didn't really understand that, but he got all 6 which means he would of had to of (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:40:47
        
        No. This is my theory: He guessed one of the balls, and filmed all the possible combinat (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 15:49:17
        
        Oh I get it now. Jesus, he ought to get out more. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:50:56
        
        I like cheese... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 15:52:53
        
        You like knob cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 15:53:42
        
        No, no I don't... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 15:54:22
        
        Oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 15:58:18
        
        It's exactly the same concept as the "ten-flips-of-the-coin" thing he did a couple of year (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 15:52:36
        
        I've told this story before on here but I went to a fancy do in that London once and they' (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:57:55
        
        And the horse betting thang... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 15:53:40
        
        Yes. Exactly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 15:56:21
        
        A lot of what he does is kind of to prove (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 16:00:51
        
        Did you see the things he did on pretending to be a psychic in America? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 16:20:49
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 16:24:19
- If you had any clue you would know for sure it can only be magic. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 15:18:33
  - I was watching the secret magician of whateger he's called on ITV4... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 15:51:14
Shit just got serious..... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 10, 15:10:16
- I like Bath... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 15:48:00
  - Bath Priory is scrumptious. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 15:56:56
    - We were in Lilly, or somthing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 15:58:17
      - yes - amazing (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 16:01:09
        
        They should have just finihsed the new indoor pool and spa stuff... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 16:05:08
- Top 6 contenders? (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 15:43:54
- Fucking WAKEFIELD!? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 15:26:02
- WAR (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 15:25:27
  - What its even good for? Absolutely NOTHIN' ! Say it again (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 15:55:20
- Chorley?! (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 15:18:30
- is there culture in east anglia (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 15:17:11
  - Castle and wall, cathedral, elm hill, Pulls ferry, puppet bastard (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 15:42:18
  - Why Brighton (apart from your bias)? Genuine question. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 15:22:01
    - just a great place (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 15:25:36
Shit just got serious..... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:05:02
- What you can't tell from that picture, is that he's got Marvin Gaye's "Let Get It On" on t (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 15:27:12
- You love him off (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 15:24:37
  - not sure what's more worrying (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 15:31:14
- that's my new wallpaper (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 15:15:21
  - ^^^ Ban this sick filth ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:17:14
- If that's a nipple, it's seriously in the wrong place (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 15:12:47
  - Nipple droppage (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 15:13:36
    - probably dropped to protect itself from the canary claw (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 15:15:01
- Stop it, just stop, now. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 10, 15:10:53
- I am going outside, I may be sometime. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 15:10:03
- That's my phrase!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 15:07:35
  - I know I nicked it. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:10:00
    - I didn't stop saying it for about a week (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 15:11:32
      - Was it from t'wire? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:16:49
        
        Yeah, that's where I got it from (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 15:20:07
        
        it's an internet phrase (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 15:17:49
        
        and pwned? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:33:24
        
        See I know the internet like the back of my hand. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:34:03
        
        Because you mostly spend your time on the net with the back of your hand in frantic motion (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 15:36:40
        
        Well I never! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:46:04
- you could have done the old nsfw thing there (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 15:05:54
  - or nse (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 15:08:53
  - rolf! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 15:06:57
  - On reflection, I should of. Actually NSFA (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 15:06:43
    - indeed NSFAE (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 15:08:40
The most worrying headline ever... (General Chat) - POA, Sep 10, 14:42:45
- I can't see how they can adapt it for mainstream cinema, it's very rude. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 14:50:07
  - I guess they'll probably not do the bit where she slips and breaks his cock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 14:52:57
    - Or most of the anal sex stuff. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 15:05:48
      - That book was one of the most disappointing sequels EVER (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 15:17:10
        
        ^^^ So, so right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 15:28:06
        
        I agree (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 15:20:13
        
        I won't bother then. I didn't even know ther was a sequel (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 10, 15:22:13
        
        I read it and can hardly remember anythign about it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 15:37:30
        
        Dissagree with all of you there. Porno is a great sequel. (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Sep 10, 16:20:33
Ooh, Ohh AB, AB. My Make A Meal With Cheese book turned up last night. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 14:05:24
- Very Abigail's Party (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 14:17:56
  - ^^^ My Fav play^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 10, 15:00:27
- Cheese rules (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 10, 14:10:25
  - #1: No-one talks about cheese. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 14:22:01
    - Cheese club. With Brad Pithtviers au Foin. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 14:25:45
- Do me up a batch of cheese n pickled onions, that sounds alright (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 10, 14:10:16
- Not sure I've ever looked in my copy. It's the most 70s thing I own. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 14:09:21
  - You should it's comedy gold. The pictures of the finished 'meals' are vomit inducing. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 14:10:35
- Can we have a cheese and babycham party? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 10, 14:07:38
  - He du duttee (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 14:11:57
- Using Norfolk cheese? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 14:07:31
  - Any kind of cheese. But being the 70's it's mainly mild cheddar in plastic wrap. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 14:09:05
On the subject of local food (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 13:44:45
- a pig died for that (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 13:51:28
  - stampede to the carvery? - fucking greedy coppers! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 13:52:42
- You should go here: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 13:46:19
  - That looks jolly nice, thanks malks (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 14:07:05
  - Is that a Richard Hughes restaurant (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 14:06:14
  - That looks really good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 10, 13:53:03
    - it does and they've really gayed up roast pork (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 13:55:40
  - he might be a muslim (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 13:50:01
    - but then he wouldn't have had a pork pie last night would he (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 13:54:28
  - great place to have a dartboard! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 13:47:45
    - The dartboard in The Sun in Reepham used to be on the back of one of the entrance doors!!! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 13:54:49
      - I hit someone in the head with a dart once at youth club (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 14:00:27
      - i went to a pub on dartmoor once that kept the dart board in a bucket of water (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 13:57:41
- have you no shame!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 13:45:58
  - I am presenting my naked butt to Norfolk (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 14:02:48
- I love proper pork pies, not garage supermarket rubbish (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 13:45:56
  - I've never had a proper one before - it was lush (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 14:07:20
  - My sister-in-law and her husband had two wedding "cakes", one a proper cake, the other a t (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 13:48:52
    - should of had a meatini! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 13:59:39
      - anyone who has a son named Zak should be shot at birth (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 15:18:47
      - Fuck I'm hungry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 14:02:56
    - Brilliant. I'd want to eat it all though. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 13:55:17
Ashton (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:09:23
- Is he still alive? (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 10, 12:20:55
- you cant seriously be suggesting that ashton is as good as heskey?! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 10, 12:13:42
  - A few people were shouting about Heskey last night... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 12:27:39
    - His international record is about the same as Beardsley and Sheringham isn't it? (Other Football) - Basil Wrathbone, Sep 10, 12:34:36
    - that's correct. but not when it is applied to ... (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:30:53
      - I was thinking that this weekend. How many times (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 10, 12:34:48
        
        Curtains for Jamie (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:37:22
  - Heskey has played some good games this campaign... (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Sep 10, 12:17:10
    - Heskey is a class act for England (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 10, 12:19:09
      - I hope by that you weren't suggesting... (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Sep 10, 12:50:56
        
        no not you (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 10, 12:53:56
        
        Okay (n/m) (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Sep 10, 12:57:21
      - and the lampard gerrard in the same team tedious debates have dried up (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:20:26
        
        haha that's amused me too (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 10, 12:21:57
        
        Just like AB, i have a theory................. (Other Football) - megson, Sep 10, 12:28:42
        
        Indeed Meggers...whichever way you at it, Capello... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 12:40:05
        
        Indeed, I like him a lot. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 10, 12:45:50
        
        Would you consider sleeping with him?.. (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 12:49:32
        
        If it would result in us winning the WC?................................. (Other Football) - megson, Sep 10, 12:59:57
        
        Meat in the sandwich anyone? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 10, 12:50:59
        
        Hello Pret person... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 12:54:31
        
        capello appears to be a genius (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:24:29
        
        I made the mistake of watching in a pub last night (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 10, 12:24:00
        
        Likewise (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 12:28:27
        
        i like heskey, but he 'should' have scored that chance last night (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 12:25:34
        
        Agreed, that's the one thing he defo needs to improve on... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 12:29:37
        
        If having Heskey in the side means Rooney, Gerrard and Lampard keep playing and scoring (Other Football) - megson, Sep 10, 12:31:29
    - He still worries defenders no end, though, so he makes space for others (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:19:00
      - haha (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 10, 12:20:16
  - apart from the world cup in 1966 (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:16:55
  - He was better than Heskey IMHO (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:14:36
  - ashton was immense when fully fit (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 12:14:32
    - Never got the big deal with Ashton (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 10, 12:20:22
      - He was different class to James Beattie (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 10, 12:25:41
        
        he had a decent year or two in the Prem (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 10, 12:29:35
        
        he would have been better than shearer (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:32:52
        
        That may be going a bit far, IMO (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 10, 12:36:27
        
        I thought he was great as a player - when fit - but never wanted sex with him... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 12:41:35
        
        he was (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:28:01
- dario grady *sp* played with him as a kid too much (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 12:13:08
- for a minute I thought you'd fessed up again (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:11:31
  - Lorraine Kelly is a name which rings a faint bell (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:13:39
    - you silly old port sozzled sod that was matthew kelly (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:15:53
      - Horrible tattoo on her arm (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:16:43
    - That's Lorraine Chase. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 10, 12:14:10
      - Oh yes (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:15:47
        
        scottish bird with hooge beever (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 12:18:00
        
        How do you know about the beaver? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:19:48
        
        Whatever you do don't google image search it. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 12:24:47
        
        i love a challange (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:25:55
        
        stonehange (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:26:40
        
        they get them out on TVam (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:21:49
        
        all scottish birds have hooge beevers its the law (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 12:20:52
        
        Gargantuan Growler? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:19:10
        
        Quiche? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 10, 12:17:06
        
        Queef? (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 12:24:11
        
        Poi (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 12:18:49
- He's widley reported to be on the verge of retiring... (Other Football) - wgf500, Sep 10, 12:11:01
  - Well that is very very sad (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:12:35
    - fair play to him for engineering that hammers move tho (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 12:14:01
      - Freak injury wasn't it? (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:15:16
        
        he's a total sicknote (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 12:28:21
- wtf (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 12:10:45
  - No (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:11:29
- Rumours of him retiring abound (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 10, 12:10:24
- He's retired (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 12:10:17
  - NO!!! (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:11:13
You know you really shouldn't but you would ...... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:42:04
- any others folk would care to fess up to? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:53:31
  - lynne bowles from radio 2 (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 10, 12:00:28
    - *"One is arriving" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 12:06:41
  - I was having a phone 'affair' with a supplier once and when we (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 11:57:45
    - nice on the phone (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 12:03:30
      - I was young and naive then! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 12:04:25
    - i just looked up fenella fudge on google (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:59:55
      - Victoria Derbyshire has a really sexy voice (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:02:06
        
        she's quite odd looking isn't she (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 12:05:15
        
        That's a girly thing which is beyond me (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:06:48
        
        she could be a Nolan sister! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 12:07:42
        
        Brilliant! (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 12:10:16
        
        Got any pics of your wife? (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 12:04:11
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 12:06:11
  - Dawn French (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 11:56:27
    - rolf (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:57:04
- no - she looks too much like her Dad.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 11:52:18
- Boing boing boing boing (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 11:50:39
- Fo shizzle. I was mesmerised by her baps on the big breakfast. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:46:24
- No. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:46:20
  - you could woo her with your theories (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 11:47:36
    - I have theories about *EVERYTHING* (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:51:52
      - think it's a male thing really. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 11:55:55
- Why shouldn't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 11:46:20
  - i'm married (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:46:49
    - still trying to get out of the berlin bar embarrassment (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 11:48:04
      - at least I didn't divulge the loony flicking escapade in medicine hat (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:49:41
    - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 11:47:57
- *slowly raises hand!* - - lets be honest here...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 10, 11:44:50
DeathRow XI - Marco Hanged Baston (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:57:27
- mark behead-worthy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 10, 11:57:46
- Shock Stein (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 10, 11:46:26
- Just XI? Football is a (firing) squad game. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 10, 11:44:54
- Wynton Rufe(r) Ellis (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:44:34
- AC Milan (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 10, 11:38:57
  - Taribo Westinghouse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:40:03
- Referee would be Dr Andre Marriner (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:35:50
- Paul Timothy McVeigh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:34:55
- Graham Pardon (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 10, 11:34:22
- Paul McStay (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 10, 11:34:10
- Patrick Nuremburger (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 11:33:46
- Robert Green Mile (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:32:00
- wet sponge on the ed de goey (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:28:43
- Old Sparky Mark Hughes (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:25:30
- Pablo Hangel (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:21:49
- Walk the Plank Lampard (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:17:45
- Willie Young Drawn & Quartered (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:17:17
- Pape Boube Decapitated (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:15:55
  - Even worserer, you need a new scriptwriter (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 11:18:12
    - Cock off Grandad. I hope your finger stinks. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:20:28
- Garotteddy Sherringham (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:15:52
- Phillipe Albert Pierrepoint (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:13:39
  - Played, sir. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:15:06
- Cesc Fabregas-chamber (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 11:12:03
  - Ringadingding! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 11:13:55
- Kaka (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:11:45
- Darren Huckerbyheaded (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:10:39
  - boooo, rubbish (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 11:13:43
- Danny Shittuing Oneself. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:10:25
- Pardoned Bupe Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 11:07:43
- Ullysees de la Crucifixion (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 11:07:30
- Papa appealer Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:05:35
- Pape Bubba diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 11:05:20
- Let em have it David Bentley (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 11:05:17
- Marcus De Pleasley (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 11:04:22
- Ian Last Wrights (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 11:03:29
  - Chuckle - that's v good (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 11:09:39
- Guillosteen Nedergaard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:03:01
  - And so's that, classy (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 10, 11:10:10
- Chrissy Firing Squaddle (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:02:27
- guillotino asprilla (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 11:01:55
- Martin ExecutionO'neil (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:01:43
- nyron nooseworthy (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 11:01:26
  - Excellent. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 10, 11:48:05
- Kevin Killerbane (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 11:00:56
- Final Meal of Steak and Chippy Woods (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 11:00:30
- Lethal cocktail of Didier Drugba (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:59:53
proper plinth action (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:35:03
- How did she get on the internet and apply? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 10:37:34
  - Nicks are well cushy these days. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 10:42:50
    - Laptops on Death Row? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 10:49:19
      - Dell Row it's known as. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 10:53:42
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 10:54:47
  - i don't know (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:41:37
    - Not when I'm up there it isn't (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 10:43:27
      - sell out (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 10:48:34
      - flip charts!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:45:19
Glen Johnson. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 09:57:12
- Don't think Semi's ever nicked a lavatory seat (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 10, 10:01:36
  - He did get shot up the arse, though. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 10, 10:09:28
    - Rectum? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:12:51
      - Blew the buggers right off (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 10, 10:22:59
      - No, she went of her own accord. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 10:22:09
- better than brown, richards or one of the nevilles (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 10:00:24
  - Correct. The man with one eye is king in the land of the blind & all that (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Sep 10, 10:02:52
  - at the ressies the other night i was SHOCKED to see that both of our young full backs were (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:02:15
    - the the yoof for ya (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 10:03:46
Got married yesterday! (NCFC) - bullsch, Sep 10, 09:52:32
- The club have always been v good at that, when I was a youngster in mid / late 70's (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Sep 10, 10:00:42
  - not always (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:04:29
    - mug (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 10:06:40
      - mug mugged off (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:07:43
    - Good, you can afford to pay for your own bloody mug rather than sponging freebies. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 10, 10:05:59
      - not many NCFC shops around Banja Luka in those days (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:07:05
        
        Really? Bring back Andy Cullen/Cullum. Missed opportunity there! (NCFC) - megson, Sep 10, 10:09:37
        
        also, i'm not sure what a Sergeants pay is these days but back then it wasn't pop star (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:11:55
        
        Ah, chase days then? No wonder. We couldn't afford the postage. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 10, 10:14:27
        
        i remeber we also made the national press for charging the ball boys (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:16:59
        
        Out of interest, how much would it have been? Is this early 90's? (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Sep 10, 10:13:25
        
        probably that (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:15:25
        
        That was pretty good I'd have thought back then + pension etc?? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Sep 10, 10:16:08
        
        time you pay tax, accommodation etc it didn't leave much (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:19:26
        
        Where in Germany were you? I was in Berlin - ever there? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Sep 10, 10:20:20
        
        only for one very drunken evening (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:24:04
        
        The bath & Ladies - I would wager a hooooge sum that (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Sep 10, 10:33:10
        
        rings a bell (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:40:21
        
        slightly worried that Mrs Tombs is logged on (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 10, 10:43:48
        
        ^^^ rumbled. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 10:43:37
        
        excuse me (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 10:47:51
- me and my wife was given a delia cook book signed by the lady herself (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 09:59:19
- Star-studded (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 09:55:24
- Congratulations. My wife tried to do the same thing for me when we got married. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 09:55:12
  - story of her life (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 10, 09:58:10
Hierarchy of Genius: Einstein, Derren Brown, Dr House, Arizona Bay (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 08:59:53
- actually, I think you're a bit....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 10, 09:08:12
  - omg you've just broken a dream (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 09:09:47
    - what you...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 10, 09:13:56
      - compare the llama dot com (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 09:15:32
      - I'm not intending to act out the dream. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 09:15:19
        
        good idea..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 10, 09:26:45
- glad I'm not in your office today (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 09:05:04
  - Tell me about it. I've explained it three times already to different folk. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 09:14:45
    - gone to make yourself a cup of tea (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 09:17:48
  - *whimper* (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 09:06:54
    - More... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 10, 09:10:09
      - too much hair (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 09:10:51
        
        snot far off though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 10, 09:11:58
        
        very very close in fact (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 09:13:46
        
        he's probably downloaded *every* wig (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 09:16:12
        
        Ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 09:20:38
Right you fuckers, I have employed my Holmesean powers of deduction and reasoning and my f (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 07:01:33
- *sigh* Can't you just accept that he has psychic powers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 09:10:23
- Like all good 'magic' tricks, it's always a disappointment to find out how it's actually (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 10, 09:01:34
  - Agree with that, I was thinking last night, how can the beeb stop someone saying what they (General Chat) - megson, Sep 10, 09:06:35
    - tbh he gives me the creeps (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 09:09:05
- Deffo ball movement here... (General Chat) - legendhuckerby, Sep 10, 08:52:34
  - Mmmmm... careless. How disappointing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 10, 09:02:37
- Saturday's a roll over, wonder if he's got the numbers ! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 10, 08:12:57
- Think you're right... (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 08:08:14
- there's probably other things more worthy of concern isn't there? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 08:03:35
  - It's a ridiculous planet, and we are infinitely insignificant. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 08:22:06
    - rubbish! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 08:30:28
    - I've always prided myself on being totally superficial (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 08:28:00
      - extremism is always dangerous (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 08:31:33
- Of course it's a con - that's his job. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 07:20:14
  - He's a Cheat. Grrrrrrr. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 08:00:47
    - His 'year of my life' comment was an interesting one (General Chat) - legendhuckerby, Sep 10, 08:07:24
      - Oh for fuck sake!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 10, 08:12:25
        
        Get over yourself, it was good tv (n/m) (General Chat) - legendhuckerby, Sep 10, 08:14:12
        
        I was asleep and missed it (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 10, 08:13:16
Derren Brown's "The Gathering" is on C4 now. THe one where he memorises the London A-Z. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 23:27:28
- "Tricks of the Mind" I think is the one you mean, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 23:36:38
  - Yep, thass the one. Derren has a memory palace. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 23:40:23
    - I use it too, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 23:50:14
  - Houdini (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 23:39:07
    - He was a fucking cheat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 23:40:54
      - magicians - fucking conmen the lot of them (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 23:43:15
        
        not fit to wear the shirt, They're a joke. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 23:51:21
Five minutes to Derren Brown cheating the lottery. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 22:30:58
- That was a bit weird, I wonder if he bought a ticket (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 9, 23:03:30
  - I don't think he's allowed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 23:06:19
    - he wouldn't take part even if he could (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 23:33:42
      - I know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 23:34:51
        
        good trick though (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 23:37:35
        
        It'll be more clever than that (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 23:39:58
        
        Yep, I reckon so, definitely. Im sure he Twatted at about 7, that he (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 23:46:30
        
        I reckon it's a projection onto the ping pong balls. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 23:54:43
        
        Dunno - they move very realistically when he touches all of them (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 23:57:16
    - That's gotta hurt (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 9, 23:11:02
  - C4 wouldn't let him (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 23:04:37
    - It'll be interesting on Friday, probably end up being a load of old bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 9, 23:13:10
      - It will be a trick - intriguing though (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 23:22:11
- So, has he beaten it then? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 22:39:11
  - In about 30 secs or so... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 22:40:06
    - He reckons he can predict 5 of 6 (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 22:40:51
      - Kin ell - he got all of them!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 22:43:21
        
        How fucking good is he, I can't wait till friday now! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 22:47:28
        
        I'm reading on twitter that he couldn't show them before the actual draw (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 22:44:31
        
        Yep, true. There was, I supppose, about 15 seconds between the end of the draw (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 22:45:57
        
        That would be pretty shit though, wouldnt it. Telly delay. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 22:47:24
        
        I wondered about some sort of fibre optic feeding a projection of the numbers into the bal (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 22:49:08
        
        I on tele how David Coperfields made a jumbo jet disappear (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 22:52:37
        
        ^^I'll tell you how to do the missing words and letters trick for a fiver (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 22:54:36
        
        There's a system to it, I've always said that. The lottery is fixed somehow (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 22:49:00
        
        NO fucking WAY!!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 22:54:21
        
        All we fucking need now is for Stoopid to rock up claiming to be a lottery expert ever sin (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 22:55:40
        
        the real distilled pure genius of it all is, of course (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 22:58:26
        
        Only a matter of time before Carroll manages to Hutchence himself off. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 23:08:29
        
        no way - someone greater than you would have cracked it (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 22:50:34
        
        I don't think he has cracked it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 22:53:02
        
        I'm just throwing the conspiracy theory angle at it. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 22:55:58
        
        Nope - I had two tellies on (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 22:45:21
        
        That doesn't tally with ABs post... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 22:47:10
        
        I sais "yes", Lee said "No". However, I said "Yes" to confirm that what you read on twat (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 22:51:27
        
        Well I meant you could see his balls there, just not the numbers (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 22:48:46
        
        Ah, got you (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 22:50:32
        
        How in the name of all that is holy did he do that? (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Sep 9, 22:43:59
        
        Not a fucking clue! YHou could tell he'd done it though - he was stifling a grin during it (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 22:45:06
        
        he will tell you on Friday how he has convinced you all that he is great (General Chat) - conker, Sep 9, 22:44:59
        
        To be fair, while he's too much of a gentleman to phrase it in that manner, he has never e (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 22:47:27
        
        Of course he is! He freely admits he's a magician not a fortune teller (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 22:46:33
        
        well, obviously. That's what he does. Isn't this whole thing called 'misdirection'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 22:46:25
        
        which is called cheating? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 9, 22:48:25
        
        Whoosh (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 23:03:08
        
        lol - looking at his Twats he has got all indignant about it - he is SURE its all (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 23:11:18
        
        I know (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 23:14:14
        
        Yep. I thought it was great, anyway. Not sure if I want to find out how it is done or not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 23:15:27
        
        Wish I'd seen it - I like a bit of showmanship. Guess it'll be on YouTube soon enough (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 23:20:06
        
        ... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 23:22:26
        
        Fucking amazing! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 23:31:58
        
        Yep. However much C4 are paying him, they're getting their money's worth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 23:49:11
        
        Wonder how his ratings compare to the BBCs while the draw took place? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 23:53:09
        
        agreed, I think he's well missed the point of what Derren Brown does. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 23:12:10
        
        Well, yes, obviously. And the point? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 22:49:36
STUMPFAIL (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 22:17:45
Stumpigol lite: Convicts req 27 from 31 (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 21:51:14
- Just don't have the hitters in the OD game. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 9, 21:57:54
  - i think it's a state of mind thing (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 21:59:15
    - It is a state of mind thing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 22:00:33
      - You bloody Shaddap (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 22:13:40
anyone else apart from England Qualified yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 21:49:42
- Ghana. Both Koreas. Imagine that: both Koreas. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 21:51:01
  - The Korean Derby (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 21:52:29
- Holland qualified a couple of games ago (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 21:51:01
Was Greeno at fault for the goal? (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Sep 9, 21:33:29
- not entirely. oh 5-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 9, 21:34:43
  - so he was partly at fault then? (n/m) (NCFC) - happy clappy hughes, Sep 9, 21:35:44
    - don't think he'll be entirely chuffed come the final stinky whistle no (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 9, 21:40:49
      - Grerat first save, did well to get baxck up and block the second, did scoop it a little (NCFC) - megson, Sep 9, 22:48:29
        
        AAAAAARRRGGGH! AWOOGA! HUGE ALARM SOUND! OH MY SPUNKY BACKPACK! (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 22:55:37
        
        Nope, it's definitely not Otto... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 23:00:39
        
        Thank you! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 23:02:55
        
        I was being ironic (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 23:06:00
        
        Haha! (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 23:07:19
        
        Yeah, I know (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 23:19:01
        
        We saw PK in the Coach after the Colchester 1-7 debarckle. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 23:10:14
        
        You should have done a conversation with him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 23:11:24
    - every keeper needs help from his defenders...... he got none. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 9, 21:37:46
      - More Glen Johnson's fault for letting them get the cross in (n/m) (NCFC) - caley canary, Sep 9, 21:40:39
        
        yep, exactly. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 9, 21:45:36
Pelanty that, Johnson on Eduardo (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 21:18:49
- noah twunt (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 9, 21:23:22
Hollands score (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 9, 21:07:48
- Marshall played well behind a half decent defence and infront of a crowd (Other Football) - Small, Sep 9, 21:28:16
  - I'm sure Scotlands has plenty of Selwyns. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 21:42:17
    - In this case I was refering to 'selwyns' as stupid twats who get on your case after (Other Football) - Small, Sep 9, 21:49:23
    - ...and a haggis can look like a pig in the right light... (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 21:45:10
    - stop it!!!!!! (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 9, 21:43:46
- Norway win so Scotland not even in play-offs (n/m) (Other Football) - caley canary, Sep 9, 21:24:52
  - that's a real shame (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 9, 21:27:06
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 9, 21:10:18
  - another scummer on the dole then! (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Sep 9, 21:21:35
STUMP (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 19:06:06
- ^^^ Like if Mexicans did cricket commentary (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 19:06:45
  - That^^^ would be fucking Rolfington Lolworth OBE (Other Sports) - Tombs, Sep 9, 19:46:08
Who the hell is Abbi Titmuss? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 9, 17:52:47
- Stephen Fry's ex missus (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 18:55:14
- Lons (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 18:32:52
- Her best known works include (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 9, 18:26:52
- I was walking round my local store (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Sep 9, 18:19:38
  - Dracula comes from transylvania, stevie nicks talks about cleptomania (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Sep 9, 18:22:24
    - Oh as the train pulled into platform three (General Chat) - double hipness, Sep 9, 18:36:13
      - Well I was walking my local store, searching for ten pence off Lenor (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 18:41:36
        
        Oh, Monty's done it above. In my defence, I'm ill. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 18:43:23
        
        why not try the LEN GANLEY stance - apparently everybody's doing it (n/m) (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Sep 9, 18:46:41
        
        I can't, I'm suffering from an outbreak of Vitus Gerulaitis. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 18:47:57
        
        Ah, the beautiful sparkling healthy spa water of Bath, in Avon (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Sep 9, 18:50:38
        
        then young man you should be wearing joy division oven gloves (n/m) (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Sep 9, 18:49:45
        
        Should help me with my fretwork homework, I s'pose. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 18:51:54
- and Jeremy Kyle, who he? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 9, 17:58:16
  - Jeremy Kyle explained: (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 18:11:28
  - pop to ladbrokes, he'll probably be in there (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 18:04:35
Lemon chicken stir fry OR Thai Green Curry with Chicken ????? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 17:38:41
- Rosbif, roasting in a pan flavoured with sage, rosemary and unyuns out of my own garden (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 18:30:51
- I nipped into the Pub of dreams to watch the Cricket, then left because we're awful and... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 9, 18:11:32
- Chicken in a Basket (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 17:51:51
- I was refused a Thai Green curry once (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 17:43:44
  - I once mainlined neat curry powder (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 17:47:56
    - When I saw BBC Football was on special in the restaurant (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 17:54:52
      - kind of glad I took the Dog out for a walk (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 18:57:01
- Lemon chicken stir fry FTW (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 9, 17:39:20
  - you, sir (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Sep 9, 18:40:39
Happy Wrath Day, Wrathers. England collapso at the Rose Bowl. (Other Sports) - Jim Nasium, Sep 9, 15:41:46
- Hollands 6/5 and Czech v San Marino 1/2 over 4 goals (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 9, 15:53:31
  - I'm hoping Fance lose tonight, i'd larf quote heartily if they failed to qualify. (Other Sports) - megson, Sep 9, 16:03:21
    - Russia might not make it. (Other Sports) - APB, Sep 9, 16:08:49
      - THere does seem to be some inbalance in some of them. Port-u-gal struggling too. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Sep 9, 16:10:13
    - I don't have owt against France, but they offer nothing in terms of entertainment (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 9, 16:06:43
      - Well, there was Zidane... (Other Sports) - APB, Sep 9, 16:09:57
      - "In recent times add nothing to major tournaments" (Other Sports) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 16:07:55
        
        If the French dont shut the fuck up about English Football were gonna have to fucking kill (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 9, 16:26:59
        
        zizou archinul en 98 !!!!! (Other Sports) - APB, Sep 9, 16:35:39
        
        I think you are right, that's the problem these days we are lacking a proper war (Other Sports) - meggers, Sep 9, 16:30:59
        
        Have you been hanging out with the UK Independence Party again? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 16:28:22
        
        NIP (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 9, 16:35:20
        
        Blimey! (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 16:37:33
        
        I'd rather lop a plum off than watch England on ITV (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 9, 16:50:41
        
        Think I'm gonna watch dutcheys with england on itv.com (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 9, 16:53:21
        
        Plastic Jock. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 16:53:10
        
        I'm worried now (Other Sports) - camcan, Sep 9, 16:56:19
        
        Why are you worried? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 16:57:35
        
        I like Happy Endings. (Other Sports) - camcan, Sep 9, 17:00:07
        
        S'a good song too (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 9, 17:08:27
        
        Not as good as this! (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 17:10:25
        
        good god! (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 9, 17:19:47
        
        Oh, I love that one. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 17:21:00
        
        Ah. Thanks for caring. You can come if you like. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 17:01:21
        
        laugh evertyime I see it, and I dont give a shit about soccer or futball or whatever the (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 16:15:23
        
        I heard their 1-0 win over the faroes was one of the greats too (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 9, 16:13:09
        
        As was Italy's injury-time victory over Cyprus. (Other Sports) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 16:16:15
        
        Any competition is degraded when the holders aren't allowed to defend their crown (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 9, 16:17:27
        
        isn't that what they are doing? (Other Sports) - mr carra, Sep 9, 16:22:27
        
        Have Italy been barred from the tournament? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 16:20:28
        
        If there had been any justice based on footballing merit (Other Sports) - APB, Sep 9, 16:20:21
        
        I thought Argentina were the best team in the tournament, personally. (Other Sports) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 9, 16:22:32
        
        Could argue the same when Henry got Puyol sent off by diving (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 9, 16:22:14
Derren Brown to predict the lottery numbers tonight on C4. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 15:26:20
- 6, 9, 19, 29, 39, 49 (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 15:31:25
FAO Mr AB (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 9, 15:09:38
- fantastic! Una cazona very magnific, meriterebbe un oscar...poi il film al quale fa da co (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 15:10:54
  - I don't give a doc, keep playing with your doc (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 15:14:50
Blimey (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 9, 14:28:38
- Ginger up top, smelly below! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 15:33:00
- I am starting a grey balding festival. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 9, 14:34:44
  - I'd like to start a Clare Balding Festival (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 14:55:50
    - is that a character from Star Trek? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 14:59:28
  - serve garibaldi biscuits (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 9, 14:43:04
- I would, the two half way down. Not news though, my wife has that hair colour. I loves it. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 9, 14:32:08
  - me too (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 9, 14:45:21
    - *boggle* (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 9, 15:19:48
    - Meggers mind racing at thought of camcan with both twins (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 14:48:39
    - I really didn't read your post properly. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 9, 14:45:54
  - Best wait 'til they're legal, I shink, meggers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 14:43:16
    - gingers are ILLEGAL?!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 14:46:22
    - I thought that - did a double-take and kept searching (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 14:45:46
      - really? Hang on. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 9, 15:19:33
        
        Hmm maybe. Actually, I think the one on the right might be older. But yes. Bit early. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 9, 15:20:54
You know that song what has recently been in the hit parade, with some filly warbling (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 14:14:56
- Thanks you utter utter bastard. Those blokes are now chanting Jai ho in my head. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 9, 14:21:20
  - Just cjill and join in (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 9, 14:29:36
  - Jai ho? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 9, 14:22:09
Isn't this cheating? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 13:56:43
- THIS IS MUCH BETTER and FOOTBALL RELATED (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 9, 14:23:55
- cool video damn da dog plays better than me in pool lol !!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 14:07:11
- Yep, anyone could do that using their hands (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 13:59:12
  - phone call for the duke of york (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 9, 14:02:33
Norfolk XI (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Sep 9, 13:38:58
- Nope, no others. That's all of them right there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 13:42:26
- There's about 9million just below (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 13:42:17
  - I had no idea this was already being done. Just looked down the board and seen (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Sep 9, 13:43:18
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 13:46:40
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 9, 13:40:01
"It get you where you watta goo" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 13:35:58
- The cludgies, after you've just done a sneeze and shit yourself? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 13:41:05
  - I shat the bed when I had food poisoning once (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 13:54:29
  - You did that once. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 13:41:45
    - I have never sneezed and shit myself after too much cider. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 13:46:03
      - but you have on Guinness! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 13:47:07
        
        That mostly just causes problems the next day. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 9, 13:51:45
    - A gentleman's excuse me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 9, 13:43:33
My 215k mile car has just sailed through another MOT, needing only brakes changing (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 13:00:01
- Ive got a passat tdi (General Chat) - fond, Sep 9, 13:23:46
  - Mine's a 1.8 petrol, so even more suprising really. Dunt owe me anything really if it went (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 13:27:27
    - My S Reg 2L Volvo V40 has done 170K and is still on the original clutch!! (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 9, 13:36:31
      - My six-year-old Honda CR-V has done a massive (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 13:39:19
        
        My wedge - half the age, twice the miles. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 13:43:00
        
        I never leave Norfolk (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 13:53:36
        
        Great thread guys... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 9, 13:40:26
        
        LOL! (n/m) (General Chat) - fond, Sep 9, 13:54:49
- Is your car a Datsun Cherry? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 9, 13:00:43
  - It's not, i'm afraid. Passat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 13:06:18
    - yes we know it passed but what sort of car (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 9, 13:07:10
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 9, 13:10:22
They'll only split up anyway so it's for the best... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 9, 11:18:28
- If she's 19 I'm 28 (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 9, 11:39:39
  - she could quite easily be 19 (General Chat) - samcd84, Sep 9, 12:42:44
- ohh bitter! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 11:23:30
- I'd say 30 (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 11:18:56
  - i got married when i was 30 (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 9, 11:37:56
  - We were both 29 when we married, so stick it up your bum. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 11:31:28
    - Doomed (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 11:32:22
      - All the way up! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 11:33:13
  - ooh bittererer! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 11:23:44
I have a problem with authority (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 11:16:35
- Who the fuck are YOU to be asking ME that? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 11:21:39
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 11:32:55
    - Seriously. You flounce on here with your 'oh look at me, I'm running a campaign' poncing (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 11:36:40
      - It was an ironic twist on the (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 11:41:32
        
        In that case, excellent, well done. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 11:43:57
      - If doy's real name was Dave, you could say you were literally japing with Dave. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 11:37:57
        
        just to update this a bit, if jafski shook so much it made him sick (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 9, 11:41:08
        
        And another thing Mr 'Arizona' Bay. Since coming into contact with your (admittedly nice) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 11:40:38
        
        There's three in our carpark now. Three. I was once alone, a trend setter (natch), (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 11:47:57
        
        Right! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 11:59:00
        
        They're everywhere. You're a million strong. That must fill you with (civic) pride. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 11:49:45
        
        I dream about them (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 12:28:00
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 11:24:40
He's free*, to do what he wants, any old time... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 9, 10:45:07
- also, in contrast to that story, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 11:02:32
  - Did you ever visit the Williamson Tunnels when you lived in Kenny? (Other Football) - tudders, Sep 9, 11:42:20
- oh god, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 10:49:16
  - In the Guardian mag the other week (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 9, 10:51:10
    - Really? (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 10:56:21
      - Was West Kirby, if I remember rightly. (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Sep 9, 11:02:53
        
        oh you're right. I've muddled my bys. (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 9, 11:06:54
        
        lol, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 11:09:03
      - Delorean? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 9, 11:02:13
        
        probably, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 11:08:17
        
        Sin one being driv round Sheffield. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 11:07:07
I'm not really a big fan of cider, but I did a Magners the other day, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 9, 09:43:21
- I'm a big fan of cider (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Sep 9, 11:54:04
  - ^^^ 100% correct (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 12:02:21
    - I've got Old Rosie on tap. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 9, 12:36:55
      - I like that shit. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 12:42:24
        
        That dew dut ut. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 9, 12:44:20
    - Also, I'd like to take this oppertunity to clarify a point: (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Sep 9, 12:23:55
      - Weston's Perry is actually quite nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 9, 13:35:49
      - One of the nicest meals I have ever had (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 9, 12:27:04
      - In the adverts they clearly say (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 12:27:01
        
        They're not lying per say just bending the truth (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Sep 9, 12:51:44
        
        Ah, I see (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 9, 13:04:19
      - I've had a couple of nice perrys, actually, but only at real ale festivals. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 12:26:22
All 4 of Murray's Grand Slam exits this year (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 8, 21:20:33
- he was lacking energy he says (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Sep 8, 21:51:35
  - pfft (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 8, 21:53:21
- It's so frustrating (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 8, 21:35:53
  - And in all of this year's Grand Slams (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 8, 21:39:02
    - I see a career of grand slam exits (Other Sports) - Charles21, Sep 8, 21:57:09
- The problem is thus: he is essentially too Scottish to win. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 21:24:14
  - his arse starts squeaking at the thought of all that extra money? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 8, 21:36:55
1-0 martin 3 mins (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 19:36:05
- 2-0 (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 19:40:18
  - Any further Ghoul action Kddd? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 8, 20:13:29
    - Doc just scoted (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 20:16:14
      - 4-0. Maric. Cody assist. Half time. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 20:19:17
        
        Fuckernell. Whose reserves are they playing again? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 20:21:27
        
        Saaarfend (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 20:29:31
        
        5-0. Whaley. Great free kick (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 20:49:22
        
        Honk - I wonder is Wes will be here long enough for a westimonial (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 25, 20:31:14
        
        Lol. No way. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 25, 20:34:13
        
        Nah, fucking shithouse (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 25, 20:41:12
        
        5-0. Whaley. Great free kick (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 20:48:49
        
        Fulchester, by the sound of it. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 20:25:57
        
        Fulchester - does that mean Shakin Stevens is playing and (NCFC) - green n yella beaver, Sep 8, 20:46:52
        
        I'd pay good money to see a fist fight between those two. (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 20:49:55
        
        Stevens would demolish Hucknall, bit by bit (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 21:12:51
        
        That's beautiful...one can only dream. (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 21:22:55
        
        Shakey went mental didn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 8, 21:43:16
        
        Probably. Denim overdose. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 22:15:57
So who has poached more kids? (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 8, 17:14:58
- If Lambert doesn't work out, will we poach the Kings Lynn manager? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 18:58:34
  - 9/10 (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 8, 19:09:49
- * logs off * (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 17:16:15
I think Eddie Izzard has just been past. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 16:56:22
- I saw him in HMV Oxford St... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 17:13:54
Would... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 16:32:15
- Has an odd face. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 16:44:14
- Phwoar. She could Von Teese my Dita anytime she wanted. (n/m) (Betting) - jafski, Sep 8, 16:34:32
  - How likely is she to want to? (n/m) (Betting) - duke of york, Sep 8, 16:35:14
    - It's a given. We just haven't met yet. (Betting) - jafski, Sep 8, 16:39:50
- great melons (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Sep 8, 16:33:03
  - yes we know, but what about the woman in the link? (n/m) (Betting) - Tombs, Sep 8, 16:34:24
    - I can't think of one. (Betting) - Small, Sep 8, 16:40:32
I love Great Yarmouth (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 15:40:47
- Great Yarmouth is even worse than Interpol. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 15:44:16
  - My first memory of Yarmouth (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 8, 16:59:50
- Don't think that made sense. (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 15:41:00
turning Gt Yarmouth into the "Las Vegas" of Europe. (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Sep 8, 14:28:24
- Would much rather see Vegas turn in to the Yarmouth of the US (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, Sep 8, 16:31:13
- Just what Yarmouth needs (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 15:01:12
  - We'll employ private security firms to patrol certain areas under blind tender. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 8, 15:04:12
    - and on the spot fines (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Sep 8, 15:13:41
    - druggies/gamblers/criminals (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 15:07:23
      - I once took Mrs AB to Yarmouth on a wet February day. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 15:09:16
        
        It's not as bad as it used to be (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Sep 8, 15:12:21
- Local casino tax (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Sep 8, 14:36:15
- What woudl you do with all the compulsive gamblers (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:31:26
  - Eventguard (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Sep 8, 15:16:03
  - that's a first (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 8, 14:44:30
  - Make them read WotB for the rest of their lives... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 8, 14:42:11
  - Is that Charles stabbing SCC, or the other way round? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 8, 14:41:41
  - Public execution. In the Casino. Russian Roulette. That way people can gamble on it. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 8, 14:39:23
In all seriousness, and I have been planning this in my head for sometime, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 8, 12:57:14
- Nationalise wrath, so that we wouldn't have to be a burden on our employers (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Sep 8, 13:56:02
- Ban all dogs and cats (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 8, 13:43:10
- Kill everyone apart from me, you, and some other nice people (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 13:35:57
  - ^^^Now that's just silly^^^ (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:38:22
- Say no to council houses and say yes to council tents (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 13:26:58
- Cut all benefits for 2 months and anyone that still requires benefit and is still alive at (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 13:26:12
- Free hand jobs on the NHS (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 13:25:06
- Execute people that turn right into the petrol station opposite county hall (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 8, 13:24:05
- Free pies for all us up North (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 8, 13:12:59
- Norwoci City FC guaranteed permenant Premier League status (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 8, 13:11:29
- This is what people want (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 8, 13:07:44
  - So what do you (and DoY for that matter) think of this little project (General Chat) - Small, Sep 8, 13:21:26
    - FAIL (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:27:57
    - Loading... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:23:09
      - How queer! (General Chat) - Small, Sep 8, 13:26:21
        
        I'm OK with it (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:32:44
        
        I don't like the sound of that one bit - especially the two stages for live moosic part... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:30:24
        
        They're having a laugh. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:28:41
        
        You have to queue for half a mile to get into Wroxham as it is. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 8, 13:39:14
        
        Queuing for half a mile in London is considered the fast lane (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:40:21
  - Hmmm (Danone) that more of less repeats your previous post... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:17:33
- Bring back smoking in public places (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 13:06:03
  - As a smoker that has given up... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:11:32
- Ban vegetarians (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:00:05
  - Bacon deniers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 13:01:06
    - Bacon tights? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:12:37
      - Apparently there's a fetish which involves being wrapped in uncooked meats (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 13:24:02
        
        Excellent post Socially Awkward Man (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:30:59
    - And they all say when the bacons frying away "bacon is the one thing I miss... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:03:47
Norfolk Political Party (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Sep 8, 12:51:57
- dont forget the policy of being allowed to defend ones property. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 8, 13:07:42
  - Having had someone try and break in to my place to 'do me in' last weekend, (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 13:25:35
    - is that part of why you are selling up? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 13:34:34
      - Cheers. It's a factor, but the real reason is that Mrs Tudders has been ill for ages, (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 13:47:59
    - cor your so hard (NCFC) - Chocolate Warrior, Sep 8, 13:30:08
      - That's you by the way, cockface, not him (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:34:46
      - So brave (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:34:30
        
        anuver hard man (NCFC) - Chocolate Warrior, Sep 8, 13:42:10
        
        I hope not (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:45:33
      - Oh fuck off. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 13:32:03
  - The thief! The thief! The thief! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 8, 13:16:02
- "Defend the Norfolk Coast from flooding" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 12:56:05
  - I hope they do though darling cos it will absolutely carpet bomb my chances... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 12:58:31
    - North Norfolk will still be there. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 13:04:59
      - Point of order... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:06:01
        
        I thought North Norfolk wasn't under immeidiate threat (NCFC) - Small, Sep 8, 13:10:49
        
        I don't know all the facts Smalls but I wish I did... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:12:46
        
        The Doones at Waxham would hoprfully save it for a bit. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 8, 13:19:54
        
        I was there the other day. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:23:10
        
        Happysburgh? Some houses have already gone. Homeowners are being offered 5k compensation (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 8, 13:32:13
        
        I did see some stupid Cockneys (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:41:40
        
        I spent much time as kid hurling myself off the doones at Waxham and SP... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:22:15
    - You can't do that anyway (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:59:40
      - I saw it first (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:00:22
        
        I'll have Sheringham (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:02:13
        
        Happy with Croomer but gonna settle in Cley me thinks (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:04:36
        
        Doubt they have broadband in Cley... (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:06:50
        
        Is broadband really necessary under the North Sea though?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:08:48
- Sod that... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 8, 12:56:03
  - Are they in Kings Lynn too? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 12:59:19
    - Burnham Markup (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:59:57
      - Ah, so future neighbours then? And they're from London too?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:01:13
        
        Richard Park has a second home there too (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:05:07
        
        Who he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:06:15
        
        BBC's Fame Academy "headmaster" (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:08:40
        
        Oh right... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:14:50
- And (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:56:01
  - Oi, I'm in Lynn. Git. (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 8, 12:57:16
  - Seconded (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 12:56:15
    - Is it just me in thinking that in King's Lynn the cashpoints are not at a normal height? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 8, 12:57:35
      - and they dispense pound coins. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 13:02:44
        
        ^^^He's not wrong^^^ (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:07:10