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"CITY'S DELIGHT AS WAITROSE JOIN THE CLUB" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:33:31
- New signing? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 9, 14:34:15
  - magnetic trollies stopping you nicking em (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 14:34:48
LATE (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:30:18
Currently F5'ing the OFF site. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 9, 14:27:50
- My head's going to explode if they don't do it soon (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 14:30:12
- I've pressed it so many times, I've got a stitch (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 14:28:34
  - Pants is on the button (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 9, 14:30:30
    - ... (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 9, 14:34:40
      - ... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 9, 14:36:04
        
        That's got Thirteen out of off of House in it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:45:15
        
        BONGOS (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 14:54:29
        
        so it has. (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 14:57:11
        
        I fucking told you all this the other day (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 14:59:46
        
        Soz (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 15:02:06
        
        She's the best thing on tele (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 14:53:35
        
        is she like Seven of Nine or summat? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 14:47:33
Which creature on average lives the shortest life? (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 9, 14:21:19
- some sort of bacteria (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 14:30:44
- Is Sperm a Creature? (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Mar 9, 14:25:45
- selwyn's brain cells (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 9, 14:25:43
- The shortest (as in least tall) one. A dwarf flea or something. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 9, 14:25:07
- mayfly? day or so innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 9, 14:23:39
  - i've no idea (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 9, 14:24:51
  - Cheat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:23:50
    - heard herrings using it as part of his material (General Chat) - pants, Mar 9, 14:28:03
      - "And you haven't found a mate in 27 years." (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 9, 14:29:43
- mouse (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 14:23:39
- Pies (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Mar 9, 14:22:26
- Mayfly (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:22:21
  - The Gastrotich max 3 days, Mayflies can survive up to 6 days (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 9, 14:25:36
- Tudders (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 9, 14:22:06
Did Notts County had Vandael kit at the start of the new season? (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 9, 14:14:52
- What, appoint Ericson? I fucking hope not. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 9, 14:15:57
- Loving your work. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:15:34
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 9, 14:15:17
Has anyone on here ever died? (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 9, 14:08:25
- when I had my tonsils out I'm sure I had an out of body experience (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 14:14:26
- No. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 9, 14:12:27
- Yeah, back in '69. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 9, 14:12:08
  - Ahh that explains a LOT! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 14:14:57
  - Same as my brother that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:14:04
- Dunno. I'd imagine for most Wrathers death of one of us wouldn't be noticed. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 9, 14:11:47
- Someone nearly did on here, swallowed a pen top! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 9, 14:09:43
  - Were you whistling for a few days? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 9, 14:11:39
    - It wasn't me (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 9, 14:12:45
      - Try again. Would put money on that being SCC. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 9, 14:24:28
        
        Sperminator was/is Jonah after his story about him or a mate (General Chat) - pants, Mar 9, 14:29:49
New Norwich kit finally here... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 9, 14:02:05
- Wind up ^^^^^^ I can exclusively reveal the new kit here (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 14:04:12
  - Rubbish^^^^^It's this one (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 9, 14:06:32
    - Would put money on that being SCC (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 9, 14:21:40
      - LOL. Badly unfortunate postage. Wunt meant to gew hare. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 9, 14:24:07
    - dear crikey, is that one of those expensive inflatable women? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 14:13:42
      - of course you would (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 9, 14:18:35
    - hmmmm....lunchtime (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 14:12:22
    - That'll never cope with XXL's moobs. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:10:47
    - That one gets my vote (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 9, 14:07:49
I am still in the office for 2.5 hours more, then I will off to work... (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 9, 13:19:43
- Have you got a wet wipe ready? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 9, 13:25:35
  - dry wipe will be better (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 13:26:37
  - "a" ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 13:26:26
    - "packet of .. s" (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 9, 13:30:23
- why are you in the office before you go off to work? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 9, 13:23:44
- Are you excited about the new kit XXL16? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Mar 9, 13:21:20
  - Can I see the pic yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 9, 13:23:12
    - Just over an hour to go... (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Mar 9, 13:25:50
    - No. We all can but you're not allowed. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 13:23:38
      - WHY??? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 9, 13:26:34
        
        Foreign territories. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 13:27:16
      - i'm chuffed it's being made by george of asdas and not xara (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 9, 13:24:44
        
        brilliant kit! I love Adidas!!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 13:25:51
        
        is it really adidas? (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 9, 13:29:42
        
        I wanted ADMIRAL 1980 (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 13:32:02
        
        are you looking on the same site as me? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 9, 13:36:05
        
        proberly (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 13:41:26
  - ickle chortlesworth (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 9, 13:22:08
Cold poached salmon salad, grapes (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 9, 13:12:30
- Ham sammidge. Boxing gym again tonight. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 13:21:36
  - Boxercise. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 9, 13:28:15
    - Don't make me angry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 13:29:08
      - As i told you last week (but got no response) I am doing boxing training (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 9, 13:36:53
        
        Hardcore. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 13:39:43
        
        arms are getting massive (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 9, 13:40:47
- how do you cold poach salmon? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 9, 13:15:22
  - Put it in a pan of cold water for twutty minuts (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 9, 13:16:01
    - that won't work as otherwise they'd come out of the river already poached (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 9, 13:16:59
      - they do, unless you have a fishing license (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 13:17:29
        
        It still leaves a smell on your breath, you know (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 9, 13:18:01
        
        on the upside (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 9, 13:21:37
        
        I want to bottle and preserve this strand of the thread (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 9, 13:21:11
        
        Tricky will have a few spare bottles he could lend you (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 9, 13:31:47
- cup a soup, yoggit and a narna (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 13:14:33
- I wonder why he's so obviously turned to drink... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 9, 13:14:30
- lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 9, 13:14:11
Refs on CV's (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 9, 12:48:06
- Cheers all...decision made (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 9, 13:08:42
- I have none (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Mar 9, 13:05:03
- I never include any. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 9, 12:59:18
  - Yeah, just say "references available on request" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 9, 13:03:36
    - I said that about half an hour ago. (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 9, 13:06:15
      - ^^^ invisible post ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 9, 13:14:39
    - do they actually request them? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 9, 13:04:51
      - I've never actually had to supply any references. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 13:09:04
      - Not in my experience. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 9, 13:07:02
        
        thank fuck for that (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 9, 13:07:52
- I don't have any listed. Just a thing saying "Referee details available if required." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 12:56:45
  - I love you, AB. I really do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 9, 12:57:25
- Dunno if it FACT or fact but usually 2 is standard... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 9, 12:49:59
  - I believe it can be acceptable to state "references available on request". (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 9, 12:52:53
  - Yeah that was my feeling. But do the 2 have to come from (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 9, 12:51:55
    - I would expect at your advancing age Brandy to be able to see at least 2 refs... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 9, 12:54:13
      - Well my reference from my last company is awesome (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 9, 12:59:06
        
        Would imagine it would be entirely dependent on the job you're going for. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 9, 13:02:22
- I have zero (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 9, 12:49:58
- Two is best. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 9, 12:48:59
He wants it, he's close to it, can he get it? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 12:42:12
- This is a) trolling, and b) completely unnessary. And the worst part is (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 12:53:40
  - *unnecessary* (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 12:53:55
    - Oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 13:22:38
- Are we back to the Sprite bottle between the ankles again? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 12:44:20
  - No. Potential gay off. Brandy skirted round the issue just there. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 12:47:34
    - Won't get it. I've moved on and I haven't been this happy and optimistic (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 9, 12:50:24
      - I love pretty much everything about our current team/squad: (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 9, 12:54:36
        
        The thing we need to ascend to next bliss level, in my opinion (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 12:59:06
        
        Rudd has kept clean sheets in all the games he has played this season? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 9, 13:02:34
        
        he'll be sold in a year (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 9, 13:05:45
      - Me too. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 12:51:18
        
        You could maybe just say that next time instead being a twat then (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 12:59:54
        
        Oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 13:22:51
        
        or failing that, you could go to the pub and call me one from your iphone (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 13:01:06
        
        I was merely passing on others words. Not that I can remember. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 13:48:17
        
        Oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 13:24:18
      - likewise. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 12:50:48
    - SCC not here though. So can't have the full monty. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 12:48:45
    - can we play kiss chase? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 9, 12:48:15
    - SiH has delivered. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 12:48:14
I wonder if XXL16 is alreday in position at home for the kit launch? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 9, 12:06:12
- Yep. Pants down, bottle of Sprite between his ankles,Moo Moo and chicken thing by his side (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 9, 12:08:30
  - Man of the world, good imagination, all of that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 12:13:41
    - in case he needs a p*ss between now and 2:30? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 12:15:21
- KOOOOOOOO......KOEY KOEY, KOEY KOEY KOEY CHICKEN THING (General Chat) - pants, Mar 9, 12:07:26
re kits...who pays who for us to wear a kit made my a particular manufacturer? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 11:45:44
- I seem to remember reading, on here, so caveat emptor ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 11:51:13
  - right. thing is though, whoever makes it, we're gonna (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 11:58:12
    - Well, "pay us" and "pay them", I suppose ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 12:02:23
      - If it is a big brand the thinking is quite clear to me (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 9, 12:35:14
        
        Is there any reason at all to think we are changing brands? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 12:41:00
        
        Just wishful thinking, I think. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 12:43:52
        
        All depends if those extra sales are enough to compensate for the presumably lower (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 12:39:30
        
        Well I would have hoped that they would have worked out the pros and cons (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 9, 12:44:16
- if we get a nike or adidas kit, XXl will cover it (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Mar 9, 11:49:55
  - with manjuice (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 11:51:14
    - It disgusts me (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 11:51:44
      - good. I'd be a bit worried if it didn't. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 11:52:22
        
        Like bse canary on that paddy power add, sending his pics of goatse to all (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 11:56:56
        
        ^^I'm still having thearpy for that! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 9, 12:02:13
        
        I can imagine (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 12:03:36
Anyone on here with experience of working through umbrella companies? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 9, 11:32:29
- Yeah loads. I've used Giant previously, but I've just come across an offshore loophole. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 9, 11:54:56
- Are you going to be a parasole trader? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 11:38:44
- Don't let them shade your judgement, that way, you'll have a brolly good time with them (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 9, 11:36:25
- I tend to just put my hood up (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 9, 11:35:41
  - Hoods are subversive. Hoodies should be shot in the face - (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 9, 11:36:41
- I can actually give you a bit of advice here CBeebies. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 9, 11:34:52
  - Cheers jafski. Going out at mo to get my car from t garage. I'll check when I'm back (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 9, 11:37:38
    - You have an email. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 9, 11:43:20
  - ^^double bluff^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 9, 11:36:12
  - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 9, 11:35:49
Poomer. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 11:06:48
- The only pussy you'll ever see (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 11:12:59
  - I hear Theoklitos is still in the UK. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 11:13:39
    - having trouble catching the plane (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 9, 11:15:26
      - No, he's visiting family in Devon. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 11:18:28
    - I heard he was late boarding his ww2 cruise (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 11:14:48
      - No, he's taking a few weeks to enjoy the Lake District and meet up with some old contacts (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 11:19:40
- Poomer. Badge in the middle. No collar. Fitted (sorry, fatboys). (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 11:10:38
  - that's what you'd want, is it? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 11:24:49
    - Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 11:25:24
      - I'm a little bit XXL16HB when it comes to shirts and that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 11:25:48
        
        Good lad. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 12:45:08
        
        your inner penness coming out there (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 9, 11:27:19
        
        Yes it will. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 11:32:38
  - that will be this then.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 9, 11:18:03
    - That, in a more Nodge shade of yellow, would be brilliant. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 11:23:11
    - Clare Balding (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 11:19:20
  - Poomer = Good. Badge in middle = Wrong. No collar = Good. Fitted = Wunt buy one anyway so (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 11:13:09
Competition time...new kit will look like which previous year? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 9, 10:21:00
- 1926 (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 9, 10:40:40
- none of them, it will be unique! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 10:36:21
- Can a kit look like a year? If so - I guess 1347. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 10:32:22
  - Medievals. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 11:09:20
  - Like this then? new home and away kit (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 9, 10:37:27
    - Garry 2R's will be pleased with that red away kit (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 10:39:24
    - those, I love right off. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 10:39:00
- 1981 i've seen it (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Mar 9, 10:22:54
  - That is the greatest kit we ever had. But I'm believing you less now. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 10:28:37
    - why (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Mar 9, 10:33:15
      - Cos of yorkyellow's salient point below. Nothing personal. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 10:34:12
        
        sorry i do take it personally (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Mar 9, 10:34:46
        
        Well you won't want to read this then. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 10:40:09
        
        hehe (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Mar 9, 10:44:30
      - playoff kit was our best ever, for the record ;) (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Mar 9, 10:33:31
boothroyd sounds deflated. (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 8, 21:56:02
- Fuck Off Hoofroyd (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 8, 22:30:01
- I'm counting them out because they are utter shite (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Mar 8, 22:04:35
- He's a thundering tosser. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 22:01:33
- 1... (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 8, 21:56:31
Hong Kong Jism Tsunami Warning (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 8, 19:26:24
- NEW SHIRT! NEW SHIRT! NEW SHIRT! NEW SHIRT! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 20:02:02
  - ahem, extend the logic.... KOEY KOEY KOEY! (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 8, 20:08:51
    - Tee hee! (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 8, 20:35:30
Charlotte Church/Katerine Jenkins sandwich (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 13:57:07
- Imagine the hummer you'd get off of Jenkinses. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 14:03:15
  - I had to look up hummer on Urban Dictionary (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 8, 14:24:54
  - I'm too innocent to understand this. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 8, 14:06:32
    - Too pissed more like (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 14:25:03
      - I'm amazed he can still type (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 8, 14:27:26
    - Jenkins would almost certainly peak first imho. (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Mar 8, 14:10:31
What's welsh and non-stick? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 12:48:02
- Catherine Jenkins' knickers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 8, 13:18:31
  - no-they are just sticky (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Mar 8, 13:26:28
- I've run out of welsh things (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 12:52:05
  - Tafflon (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 13:00:00
    - Wouldn't it only have 1 f (General Chat) - pants, Mar 8, 13:25:10
    - Leeks are pretty Welshers (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 13:01:34
      - Max fucking Boyce is very Welshers and if you covered him in grease...well... (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 13:04:58
        
        Suggsy's a bit Welsh too entee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 8, 13:10:10
        
        And probably really slippery too once he's fully oiled himself up (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 13:10:58
- Cardiff Ice Rink? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 12:50:42
- Charlotte Church's Sandwich Maker? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 12:50:23
- Tom Jones Frying Pan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 12:49:42
Slow cookers... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 12:38:20
- Vitamins and other trace nutrients are lost, particularly from vegetables (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 8, 13:00:43
  - Fack orf (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 13:02:19
    - Oh hello... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 13:09:18
      - Ham... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 13:15:44
- Irish stew in the name of the law. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 12:55:25
  - Yes, yes that's a good one too (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 12:56:12
    - I do a Moroccan lamb thing in ours, it is fucking GREAT. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 12:58:46
- they're the bollox (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 8, 12:49:35
  - Maybe you should do it today (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 12:50:40
- Meat is murder, intut? That's what SCC says (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 12:40:34
  - Well of course I would take notice of that statement but for one fact... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 12:43:45
    - Agreed, tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 12:45:33
(Looks up the board)(looks down the board)(shakes head) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 8, 12:17:48
- slim a soup, yoggit and a narna (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 8, 12:24:08
- And what, pray, would that be? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 12:21:45
  - lead clamshell phones (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 12:22:56
- People that put a tea bag in hot water, and then take it out straight away, and pour in (General Chat) - pants, Mar 8, 12:20:02
  - I'm not responding to that or any other message until people CARE that I'm not well (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 8, 12:23:39
    - Suggs and AB... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 12:36:45
      - Bloody hell, is AB off AGAIN?? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 12:38:06
        
        Olly Day. Looking after Mrs - hospital yesterday. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 12:53:35
        
        ^^ I hope you all feel very guilty and small now (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 8, 13:22:49
        
        they'll be rushed off their feet in Argos Sheffield today (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 12:41:12
        
        Yep. He could really do with sparing a thought for his co-workers. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 12:43:19
      - unfair. this is my first pat'n'mick in yonks (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 8, 12:37:45
        
        Is "Pat 'n' Mick" another way of saying trapped wind? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 8, 12:48:14
    - Lead poisoning? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 12:24:52
      - thrown in the slammer for kerb crawling and on hunger strike? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 8, 12:26:27
        
        Yes yes you're all terribly witty but this isn't really CARING, is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 8, 12:27:31
        
        ooops soz - get well soon Suggs - do you need any grapes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 8, 12:29:43
        
        Maybe his grapes are the problem (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 12:32:54
        
        That would be nice, jumbo, thank you. (sigh) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 8, 12:31:27
        
        get better soon. (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 12:29:04
        
        I feel as dodgy as Gitty's sense of justice (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 8, 12:28:47
        
        wrothers don't have girlfriends - not real ones anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 8, 12:30:39
        
        Question (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 8, 12:32:37
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 8, 12:33:54
        
        Daphne is not real? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 12:31:09
        
        not a real girl! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 8, 12:33:09
Why does this Bulger woman think she has a right to the information (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 10:57:21
- In all honesty she needs to sort her own life out first. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 8, 11:03:10
  - What baseless drivel (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 8, 18:57:01
  - oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 11:05:38
  - I just want to know what they intend to DO with the information (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 8, 11:05:38
    - kill him I guess (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 8, 11:09:14
      - but then he could sue for compensation (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 11:16:21
    - nobody needs to know really, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 8, 11:08:26
- agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 8, 11:01:21
- Indeed. Just saw her on Richard and Judys with Phil and Holly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 11:00:21
- I think now he has been recalled as an adult all should be revealed (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 8, 10:59:01
  - She probably still feels a little bit peeved tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 8, 11:00:17
    - I'll get someone to get her a slap (General Chat) - pants, Mar 8, 11:08:10
      - get NCFC4Life to do it (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 8, 11:10:18
        
        I don't hate her, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 8, 11:20:16
- Has anyone asked Terry? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Mar 8, 10:58:40
  - FIIK (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 11:03:07
Who'd've thunk you could win an Oscar with a film about a shop that sells trainers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 10:56:15
- Supersize Me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Mar 8, 10:57:40
When is international men's day? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 8, 10:29:29
- every flipping day since man came out of the sea (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 8, 10:30:12
  - Hurray for MEN! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 10:37:05
  - Testosterone rules, baby (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 8, 10:34:37
  - Really? I must have of missed a large number of them then. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 10:33:40
    - No shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 8, 10:34:16
      - I've had two (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 8, 10:37:28
  - ... (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 8, 10:32:28
    - which in turn reminds me of this, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 8, 10:34:16
- jan 1 - dec 31 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 8, 10:29:53
  - Good - just as it should be (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 8, 10:35:58
porridge (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 8, 09:01:39
- Salt, you should always have salt (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 8, 09:59:20
  - ^^^ Scot^^^ (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 8, 10:01:53
    - ^^^ racist ^^^ (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 8, 10:12:53
      - My mother always put salt in porridge (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 8, 10:16:31
- Haggis, (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 8, 09:57:30
  - or one big one cut up into small pieces (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 8, 10:01:33
- cheese (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 8, 09:53:07
- jam (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 8, 09:47:56
  - ^^^ gay ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 8, 09:59:41
- My Mum's rhubarb and ginger jam. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 09:46:51
  - Ginger Jam? (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 8, 09:51:16
- Mix a faily coarse grained porridge with.... (Other Football) - bowfront1, Mar 8, 09:12:29
  - ^^^ gay ^^^ and Home Counties gay at that (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 8, 10:00:04
  - raisins, stewed apple and honey? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 8, 09:13:35
    - it makes the porrdge more creamy and for stewed apple buy a jar of what you would put (Other Football) - bowfront1, Mar 8, 09:15:14
      - A good bowl of that and you wont need to eat again... (Other Football) - bowfront1, Mar 8, 09:17:02
        
        Does a good bowl give you a good bowel (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 8, 09:40:50
        
        ...Over 9 hedgerows and splash the 10th!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - bowfront1, Mar 8, 09:49:17
        
        Nice. (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 8, 09:50:13
- Cocaine and Kippers (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 8, 09:09:38
  - together, or are those separate options? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 8, 09:11:39
    - dunno, never dabbled in either (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 8, 09:16:02
- blueberries (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 8, 09:03:00
  - ^^^ gay ^^^ and Merkin gay at that (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 8, 10:00:23
    - bully (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 8, 10:03:02
  - good call (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 8, 09:34:52
    - ^^^ girl so forgiveable ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 8, 10:00:45
    - I bet your stewed fruit are home-stewed, unlike bowfront's. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 8, 09:36:17
      - actually on store-bought stuff (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 8, 09:38:33
Strong possibility of two spare tickets for Mumford & Sons - Shepherds Bush Empire - this (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 8, 08:22:01
- How much? (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Mar 8, 10:00:35
  - ?30 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 8, 10:29:38
- They're over here in April (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 8, 09:51:10
  - Folky. Much better than Noah and the Wwhale. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 09:52:22
- ***GET ON THIS*** (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 8, 09:42:38
  - Fanfarlo are brilliants. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 09:49:22
Eff Star Star *CUNT* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 00:06:54
- I'd never seen that until tonight. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 8, 00:13:17
That's why you never see a superhero with a hod. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 23:31:19
- I hate those hodys (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 7, 23:54:40
- Like a big hairy rapist at a coach station. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 23:48:25
Difficult, Difficult, Lemon Difficult. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 7, 23:20:50
- Liz Lemon? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 7, 23:56:04
Michael Owen out for rest of season with fucked hammy (AGAIN). (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 10:02:56
- Who's going to do the diving then? (n/m) (Other Football) - BigDoh, Mar 5, 12:40:04
  - Rooney (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 5, 12:40:27
- WOE has his hamsters sex life got to do with it? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Mar 5, 10:56:00
- Thank fuck for that. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 5, 10:22:40
- good. Means he'll be nice and fresh for the World Cup. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 5, 10:08:33
  - Ruled out of World Cup, SSN are saying (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 10:11:59
    - I was only jukking (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 5, 10:17:40
    - I think Capello did it. (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 5, 10:15:38
      - if so, he'll presumably do the same to Crouch and C Cole next (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 5, 10:17:05
        
        Surely Crouchy will go... (Other Football) - jamesward, Mar 5, 10:27:37
        
        yeah, he'll go. But Capello is the only person left in the country who thinks EH should st (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 5, 10:47:25
        
        I think he should start (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 5, 10:54:47
        
        Me too. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 5, 11:02:35
        
        I love Peter Crouch (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 5, 10:19:43
      - Brilliant manager. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 10:16:20
        
        ONE MORE GAME!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 5, 10:16:44
Leeds (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 5, 08:23:51
- surely some reporter can just go.. (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Mar 5, 09:42:51
  - Can be much more difficult than that though. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 09:46:42
  - I just wanna see what Marcus Evans looks like - he must be Fugly! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 5, 09:45:21
    - bet he has six fingers, a monobrow and webbed feet (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Mar 5, 09:46:17
      - A guy I know did some work for him a few years ago (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Mar 5, 10:02:46
        
        boooo dont spoil the stereotype! :) (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Mar 5, 10:10:22
- I met KB years ago and spent an hour or so in his company (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 5, 08:47:12
- Looks like Dracula...pass me the stake! (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Mar 5, 08:44:54
  - I'll have the chips with a garlic dip (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 5, 08:49:32
Has anyone out of off on off on here done 3D football yet? (Other Football) - Huge Small, Mar 4, 17:04:22
- Oh and that reminds me (Other Football) - Huge Small, Mar 4, 17:35:48
  - not surprised, it was the best bit in the last one (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 17:53:27
- I read an article somewhere (Guardian) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 17:25:15
  - Lots of close-ups during a televised football match = the director doesn't know what s/he (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 17:27:17
    - Oh, they know what they're doing alright (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 17:33:53
      - when they took the F1 over from BBC they did a fantastic job of it (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 18:10:46
      - all went wrong when Upstairs Downstairs ended (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 4, 17:35:25
- Popbitch today says someone's going to do a 3D Bongo filum. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 17:23:01
  - Cripes! Monk in yer eye (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Mar 4, 17:28:58
- = full pub (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 4, 17:05:47
  - Toilets in the cludgies = brilliant idea (Other Football) - Huge Small, Mar 4, 17:08:20
related lockage story... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 13:52:32
- he should've just shouted at the top of his voice (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 4, 14:14:04
- similar experience (General Chat) - Tooting Canary, Mar 4, 14:03:06
  - Toot! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 14:14:24
    - Toot toot....! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tooting Canary, Mar 4, 14:21:30
      - don't mess with my Toot Toot - you can have another woman (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 4, 14:28:09
FAO: "Boffins" (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 13:01:18
- Reckon you can get them. Look on a "home automation" websiteage. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:04:58
- mechanics and economics innit (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 13:04:36
  - or digickle fingerprint reader pads then? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 13:07:50
- ... (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 13:04:11
  - FAO: Boffins (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 13:08:49
- Cos Boffins exist only in tabloids (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:02:50
  - originally armed forces slang..... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 13:09:50
  - and the Beano (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 13:05:24
  - and "NASA" (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 13:04:28
  - What about an egg-head then? (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 4, 13:04:17
    - yes (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 13:07:41
"demolishing the walled garden" (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 12:42:46
- We built one for E&Y last year. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 4, 13:18:29
- That's a foo yare old in my industry (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:50:06
  - ah (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 12:55:32
    - I could go on about that one, but basically the reason it even exists is (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:01:06
      - so how does the iPhone help shove the internet down your throat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 13:11:57
        
        Better interface with a web browser than the previous handsets had (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:23:06
        
        that makes sense (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 13:35:06
    - "applications" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:57:43
      - "apps" is b s (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:58:11
        
        indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:01:17
        
        it's only BS lately though. Developers have always referred to applications as "apps". Or (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:05:01
        
        Well tehy shouldn't, it's crass (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 13:05:46
        
        do you understand what the phrase 'demolishing the walled garden' is about? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 13:11:30
        
        Nope. I understand very little (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 13:14:04
        
        me neither (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 13:13:36
        
        i need a boffin to explain it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 13:16:52
        
        I dont get why they dont just say what they are on about, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 13:19:19
        
        Well imagine if Apple DIDN'T restrict you to iTunes and the App Store (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:25:50
        
        right, ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 13:30:40
        
        I'm having one of those days (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 13:22:54
        
        Gave up worrying about that years ago. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:26:12
        
        I first had the feeling c 1988 (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 13:28:45
        
        Don't forget to take your Tom Tom (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:29:36
- What is it meant to mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 4, 12:44:30
- bs? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:44:30
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 12:56:26
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 4, 12:44:48
    - It's only March, but that's a good contender for poty. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 12:55:51
      - poty? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:58:35
        
        it's a fla (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 13:02:08
- Can you demolish a garden? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 12:44:13
  - Yup. You can demolish the Blue Peter garden, for example. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 13:26:29
    - Yep, and shit in the pond. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:42:40
  - they've demolished the war memorial gardens in the fine city of nodge (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 13:12:55
  - They're clearly streamlining the phrase "demolish the walls of the walled garden" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 12:47:24
The big news brought to the top... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 11:53:40
- Imagine if starbucks actually sold cocaine. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 12:18:35
  - It would be even more full of utter cunts wanting to talk about themselves than it is now. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 12:19:41
    - lol, that is very true, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 12:28:39
      - Nathan Barley-types with macs in my experience (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 4, 12:32:11
      - You wear a hoodie in Liverpool and wonder why you get apprehensive glances??? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:30:55
        
        mine was a grey billabong one though, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 12:40:18
    - don't you think it's odd (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 12:20:50
      - In my experience, it's impossible to buy a cup of what I'd call coffee in Starbucks (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:27:26
        
        yup agree with that! always use a little italian cafe for proper coffee (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 4, 12:32:38
        
        of the chains I think only Nero comes close to coffee that tastes of coffee (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 12:34:24
        
        but they do the best granola bars (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 12:32:32
        
        There's a cracking "old skool" coffee bar in Preston with wood panelling and all. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:42:03
      - i can confirm that it's not impossible to type into a laptop without a cup of coffee thoug (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 12:22:17
- I have a battenburg habit.... though (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 12:08:13
On a serious note, worrying results from our elections yesterday... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 11:38:02
- 21%? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 11:57:16
  - Never surprised by casual racism (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 4, 12:26:13
    - Perhaps it is (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:27:55
    - there's a reason for that (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 12:27:49
    - In Wyoming it was common to advertise a motel as "American owned". (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:27:26
  - Shit, just saw they also got 18% of the vote here in the Hague (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:24:30
  - Pim Fortuyn - made it OK to say what they were thinking all along. Then... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:03:24
    - No-one seemed to mind immigrants when I was there (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 12:09:32
      - They were hijacking trains when I was there (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 12:27:34
        
        "They" ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:36:42
      - That's the amazing thing isn't it ? Like I said though, the Dutch love immigrants when (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:14:05
    - Does the Dutch army have any clogs on the ground in Iraq or Afghanistan? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 12:08:18
      - My mate Rich is originally from Oldham, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 12:16:58
      - Yeah, that's what caused the government to fall last week. Huge involvement in (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:11:27
    - "Dubya made it mainstream"? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 12:05:59
      - Anti-muslim sentiment (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:11:50
        
        I thought that was the Pope back in the 11th century (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:26:11
        
        mainstream (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:27:49
        
        I think that was pretty mainstream as the centre of the known world was then Yurp (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:29:43
        
        Shall we just keep it to in living memory ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:38:10
        
        Anti semitism certainly is,unfortunately (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:43:53
        
        Mainstream ? Really ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:47:06
        
        Cos I see constant scary news storys about them thare Muslims, but not the Jews. It seems (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:52:57
        
        Yep, Iran, Lebanon, Syria, Jordon etc, etc (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 12:52:13
        
        it's certainly growing (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 12:51:46
        
        *within* (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:38:28
        
        I think anti-semitism might be. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 12:45:59
        
        talking of 9-11 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 12:25:27
        
        *ahem* link in here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 12:26:06
    - And he's in the UK tomorrow on invitation from the UKIP (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:04:19
  - drugs are bad mmmkay (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 12:02:35
Need some Wrath help please !! (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 11:36:42
- if i can use bending of a caustic point as an example.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 12:10:53
  - Yeah, cheers mate !! (no idea !!) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 12:23:49
    - no my dear. Moved on. And then back. Then on again. Then on again.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 12:59:17
- It's when XXL16 goes into a restaurant and has already had 2 helpings (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 4, 12:03:39
  - That's 3rd Order Buffet Assumption. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 12:09:45
    - No, that's a 3rd Order Consumption (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 12:14:58
- Aha! A 3rd order assumption, not to be confused with a 3rd order approximation relates to (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 4, 12:00:32
- It's what happens when you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me" three times. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 11:52:19
  - Hmmm. And a third order assumption is the great-grandmother of all fuck-ups ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 11:56:15
- Google "third order assumption". You get more hits, although seems to be (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 11:43:15
- not 3rd order approximation? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 11:41:34
  - Many thanks, that could be it (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 4, 12:25:30
- I'd assume it's what one would assume is an assumption (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 11:39:39
Text from Mrs AB who is off work ill. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 10:08:12
- Is she a northerner? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 4, 10:20:53
  - Holt is (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 11:11:45
    - nuff funny (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 4, 11:43:09
  - I'm afraid it's worse than that... (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 4, 10:21:50
    - Crikey, and she works?? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 10:49:48
      - not today, obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 10:54:12
        
        Reverting to type :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 10:57:50
        
        Is she out robbing? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 4, 10:58:54
    - FFS!! (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 4, 10:23:40
      - calm down lad. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:27:49
        
        Alright la? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 4, 10:29:08
        
        not bad, not bad, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:35:01
        
        Rhoscolyn is great. I love Anglesey off. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 4, 10:36:50
        
        well the wotb resident mime said on sat that he's sourced a pub, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:47:33
        
        I'll be going to the Gas Club at some point but good idea to meet at the station. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 4, 10:50:12
        
        ok mate. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:50:50
      - All true. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 10:24:35
- And you married a woman who watches Jeremy Kyle? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 10:13:25
  - I think it's out of morbid curiosity. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 10:20:51
    - Sitting under blankets on sofa together (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 4, 10:22:19
      - I feel a sense of aspiration in your words. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 4, 10:28:44
        
        No imagination was needed - that's a typical (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 4, 10:37:41
      - Well, close. We had a Kentucky for lunch on Tuesday, and I haven't had a shower today. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 10:26:41
        
        Always good to have accurate blankets. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 11:20:39
        
        Agreed. I have an approximate quilt and it's terrible. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 11:24:20
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 11:29:02
- Kin hell, if she's feeling bad enough to watch that shite, she might as well be at wuk (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 10:09:09
  - Certainly wouldn't have been my choice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 10:10:53
    - I always thought a "sickie" was wasted if you are really sick. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 10:11:35
Get one of these for an end to key loosage (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 09:50:52
- Lets face it the combination will be 007 (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 4, 10:40:52
  - here's a weird thing about 007 right, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 4, 10:56:18
    - read that as miseryrail lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 12:02:48
- How does that help ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 09:56:09
  - Errr, you screw it to a wall and put a spare key in it. It has a combination (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 09:58:03
    - Ok, cast aluminum but it's still f***ing strong (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 09:59:28
    - but not much use if you've left your keys 50 miles away and are on the doorstep (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 09:59:23
      - you must live in a mahoosive house if the spare key would be 50 miles (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 4, 10:02:58
        
        That's what I thought, which is why I might haveof missed the point. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 10:03:53
        
        ah I see - the safe is outside the house. (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 10:06:14
      - Surely if you're on the doorstep, you just dial in the combination (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 10:01:04
        
        Sounds like asking for a break in to me ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 10:02:35
        
        And if someone was to pick the combo lock, would your home insurance pay out? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 10:04:21
        
        Haven't got a scooby. As my mum was dieing at the time, I had other things on my mind. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 10:07:04
        
        It would be easier to break a window. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 10:03:11
        
        Nice idea then. Except I wouldn't be allowed one (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 10:04:30
        
        You don't have to place it right next to the keyhole (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 4, 10:30:11
        
        do some thatch over the top of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 4, 10:14:09
not the best start to the day... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 09:18:23
- I did that a couple of years ago. Left the keys inside. The people who have spare keys are (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 09:32:54
  - thankfully the key to the door of the conservatory was left on the table (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 09:35:03
    - I tried everything before having to break in physically. Even tried the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 09:38:15
      - I left my keys in the office in London once (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 09:40:41
        
        i went to check in at gatwick with my wife's passport recently (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 09:45:50
        
        I'm always dreaming that I arrive at the airport without passport (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 09:49:11
        
        I check the passports about a squillion times before we go on holiday, I never relax (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 4, 09:51:56
        
        I normally wait for the landing! (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 09:58:58
      - it'd be a bit far for me though (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 09:40:04
- If the wife was getting up to go to work, why didn't she walk the dog first? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 09:25:28
  - i love taking the dog for a walk (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 09:29:25
    - what about when the dog does a poo poo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 4, 09:49:18
      - I always carried one of these. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 09:54:50
        
        Did you have a dog ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 4, 10:02:00
        
        Two boxers, and they are serial shitters, believe me (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 10:04:58
        
        Most mammals have something of a pooing habit, to be fair, not just boxers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 10:07:16
        
        Indeed but boxers are rather extreme, especially in the farting stakes (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 10:10:55
      - what about it? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 4, 09:54:00
    - Yep, did it for years and years. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 4, 09:38:31
Has anyone been round the Guiness Storehouse in Dublin? Any good? (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 19:28:28
- It seems like it is very good then! Thanks for the comments, I'll get on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 20:00:34
- Mind you, have your wits about you - (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:59:53
  - not Dublin it ain't (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 20:01:36
    - What, like Cambridge in t summer? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 20:02:54
- yes and yes (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 19:58:41
- Yep, good acksherly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 19:55:34
  - Oi dint go in t bar - too crowded and I wanted to spend more time in t mooseeum (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:57:37
    - best bit was the bar! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 19:59:33
      - Not for me - plenty of other time in bars (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 20:00:23
        
        as a 'bar' it's shit (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 20:04:25
  - or an alcoholic (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:56:27
- no but been up the beer aisle at Sainsburys.... is that the same? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 19:50:04
- ooh me me me - went last year dragged my wife with me (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 19:45:53
- Yes,I have. It's interesting. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:45:12
  - Do the jail tour too. that's superb and the museum there is excellent, especially if you (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:46:33
    - it's a Goal not a jail silly (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 19:54:41
      - Bothered? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 3, 19:55:58
    - Also, we did a great literary pub tour. Great fun! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Mar 3, 19:48:04
- i'm doing that in 3 weeks or so (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Mar 3, 19:31:53
  - I think I'm going to take the girlfriend to Dublin for her birthday, (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 19:35:42
  - I haven't but all my friends who have said it was bonza. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 3, 19:35:20
    - Sounds good then, sold! (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Mar 3, 19:36:12
Any twitter recommendations? (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 3, 16:31:36
- I think you'd love twitter (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 17:04:45
- I'd trust you're old gran on this one (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 16:41:54
  - She was a lady of many wise words... (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 3, 16:42:48
- @dianainheaven (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 16:35:56
  - Nice one (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 3, 16:42:17
    - yes, but Ben updates it as often as he does this site (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 16:45:22
      - what a bunch of attention seekers (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 3, 17:10:54
      - Cheers! (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 3, 17:09:26
      - exciting (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 16:48:12
      - Who's Luke Mayhew (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 16:47:49
        
        he's Alan (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 16:57:20
        
        Oh (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 17:03:12
- It's a load of old cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 16:34:26
- delete account and remove from favourites (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 3, 16:34:17
  - ^^Too thick to "get" Twitter^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 16:48:11
    - You are half right, I don't get it (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 3, 16:50:35
- It's good. Do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 16:32:37
Juk (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 14:19:28
- Halfwit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 14:50:07
  - don't be too generous (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 14:51:07
    - Quarterwit? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 14:56:14
      - Twit? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 14:57:13
        
        Tw (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 15:12:40
- FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 14:24:19
- Me too. Very good, Jaf. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 3, 14:22:07
- that is a rubbish juk (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 14:21:34
- I did a lol (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 14:21:09
  - copied and e-mailed, thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 14:21:43
MOLTO IMPORTANTO!!!! FAO: MEGGERS!!! URGENT!! KLAXON!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:18:29
- Agreed (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 13:58:27
  - you should post this thread on mumsnet and see what happens (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 14:01:47
    - maybe post it under the heading (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 14:03:49
- You know, I rather hope (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:56:17
  - PSP this... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:58:49
    - I'll bring it to the top later so he sees it (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 3, 14:03:03
- I think that the CORRECT advice is: "stay up the head end" (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 13:49:48
  - Yep. It's a marvellous area of mystery and wonder (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:52:08
  - yup. Second this advice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:51:10
    - meant to add (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:52:02
      - What a bizarre invitation (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 13:54:05
        
        indeed. Have never regretted saying no. Not for a moment. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:55:11
- Oh my, a boy, we wanted a boy didn't we dear? Oh gosh, you fanny's a right mess! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 13:40:47
  - ^^^ single and likely to remain that way ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 3, 13:50:27
    - ^^^blub and no sense of humour alert^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 3, 13:52:13
- Unless your kids are incredibly premature and you're not sure whether they'll survive. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 3, 13:40:46
  - well we did go through that business (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:42:20
    - Yep, me too. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 3, 13:45:31
      - Mine had to go into intensive care due too a bit of fluid on his lungs (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:48:06
      - Even if I had the snip I'd still be uber-potent... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:46:54
        
        read as ^^^has issues, probably can't get it up^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:48:16
        
        No, it clearly doesn't say or suggest that... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:49:26
        
        No! I can't get mine down at the moment! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:50:17
        
        You'll go blind (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:52:21
        
        I hver pfrfhct ieysigft (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:53:02
- What's wrong with you whimps, of course you have to be at the birth of your children! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:33:22
  - "active part"? All I did was repeat whatever the midwife said... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:35:56
    - this is correct (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:39:21
      - I bet you didn't change nappies as well (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:39:59
        
        It were a way of life for me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:41:06
        
        ha ha, I remember that...checking the RAL every motion (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:42:20
        
        I doubt he kept the same pair on throughout the entire thing, BSE. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:40:27
        
        oh mine! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:41:31
    - and the pooing (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:38:01
      - you could go to the toliet for that, I'm sure your wife wouldn't have minded (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:39:07
    - stitches (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:38:00
      - looking back on it all now though (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:40:22
  - I did the hard part (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:33:55
    - What, gave birth? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 3, 13:34:27
      - Why do babies come out when they're almost to big to fit? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:36:08
        
        with arms (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:37:06
      - no, gave up his freedom forever (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 3, 13:35:59
      - if it was that difficult they'd have quit doing it by now (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:35:35
      - No. Just a small cock up at the start. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:35:13
        
        busiest twenty seconds of my life (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:36:12
        
        You did it twice? (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:39:38
        
        pump pump pump........"oh sorry about that" (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:41:30
        
        ^^ Bitter, bitter experience. ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:42:58
- But do call your child Humberto (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:20:05
  - he may call it anything he wants but HE MUST STAY AWAY FROM THE BIRTH CLUMP (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:21:13
    - no-one gets to stay away from that these days, Tombs (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:22:40
      - he might as well go to flying the space shuttle lessons or quantum physics for professors (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:25:52
        
        Don't you get to have a go on the Gasandair though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 13:27:03
        
        Yes. And that is the best bit. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:30:26
        
        "And that's coming from me". ha ha. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:31:31
        
        Yes, also "haha". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 13:32:39
        
        there's now WAY ON EARTH you are getting the gas and air mask of her mate (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:30:08
        
        Oh I did (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:30:29
        
        didn't have anytime for gas 'n' air, on either occasion (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:33:18
        
        Nor did I but when they tried induced her I did... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:37:21
        
        even with Scrampton Jnr Snr having been induced didn't have time (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:40:20
        
        Ah, right, your Mrs has the same thing that mine did... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:44:04
        
        why would you name the cord "baby humbert"? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 13:26:46
        
        you should be at advanced quantum physics for professors of space shuttle flight lessons (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:28:39
      - You don't have to look down there though (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:25:19
        
        It was probably one of the worst things I've ever seen... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:27:07
        
        and the very high chance of Mrs Megson pooing herself (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:35:27
        
        could take his laptop in i suppose (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:27:00
        
        My friend's husband took notes all the way through (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 13:28:29
        
        After my eldest fought his way into this world they asked my wife if she'd like anything a (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 3, 13:32:00
        
        Was he preparing for a lecture..? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:29:01
        
        He wrote a very lengthy article in the NCT magazine afterwards (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 13:29:43
        
        Do some UStreamage (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 3, 13:31:07
        
        That reads a bit wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:33:26
Does Arizona Bay really look like John Hartson? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:12:48
- Yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:22:37
  - I'm slightly more male than Johnny Hartson. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 13:25:51
    - Plumist. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:27:55
  - Scrammers said he did. So I have to choose whether to believe Scrammers or Jafski. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:23:44
    - He dunt. He rarely dunt. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 13:26:45
    - I've met him on a couple of occasions (couldn't miss him - fucking hoooooge).. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:25:31
      - half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:31:48
- No. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 13:18:13
  - he's right y'know (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 13:20:06
  - what about if you and John Hartson were completely shaved, and he lost some weight (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 13:18:56
    - Not really no. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 13:19:41
- Bigger... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 3, 13:16:26
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 13:14:32
Michael Foot's dropped off his perch, according to Twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 12:21:33
- what will be the funeral dress-code? (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 12:40:35
  - Donkey Jackets and desert boots. Other than that freestyle. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 12:45:24
Cammers, RE earlier post...... (NCFC) - megson, Mar 3, 11:59:00
- Nigel (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 12:10:38
- take the initials of the first choise team and call him/her (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 3, 12:10:18
- It must be Gary (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 12:10:10
  - "G-Pump" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 12:11:51
- Grant. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:07:40
- its gotta be "Steen" or "Gaetano" (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 3, 12:06:11
- Darren. Clearly Darren. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 3, 11:59:30
  - Darren is a bit "Thetford" though, as a name. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 12:10:27
    - oh come on (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:18:48
      - OK, if it's not a bit Thetford, it's certainly a bit 'Nam. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 12:22:19
        
        I'm not really sure what the latest round of thetford names might be (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:25:37
        
        Perhaps... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 3, 12:33:25
        
        Humberto Humberto? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 12:46:43
        
        Jose, Cheryl and Gary are all popular (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 3, 12:31:27
  - Dion or Iwan (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 12:03:53
  - Darren is such a shit name though... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 12:02:29
Right then.....Who's going to wish me luck? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 11:38:36
- Good Luck! (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 3, 12:15:19
- Best of luck pal. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 3, 12:11:21
  - Ha ha..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 12:21:04
- yeah, if you like. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 11:47:41
- You are taking intrusive photos of yourself whilst sunbathing; shopping; leaving your (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 3, 11:41:20
- Good luck. Interview tip... (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 11:40:41
  - Ha ha.... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 11:40:58
- you don't need luck just be yourself and you will cruise it! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 11:39:52
  - Not entirely sure being a loud, annoying twat will help..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 11:43:01
    - cool - are you going to be a Guinea Pig? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 11:50:42
      - No.....supply market analyst. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Mar 3, 11:54:34
        
        but what if they offer you the Guinea Pig job - ehh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 3, 12:04:49
    - Go in with your nob out wearing a condom. Shows you're up to speed with the issues. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 3, 11:46:12