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Had big hopes for 'Luther' last night, thought it lost its way a bit - deserves a second (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 08:58:16
- If it doesn't carry it might get call Luther VanDROSS (General Chat) - pants, May 5, 10:52:25
  - CLUNK (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, May 5, 10:58:29
- I really liked it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 5, 09:50:21
  - i forgot ten it was on and only caught the last ten minutes (General Chat) - Tombs, May 5, 10:27:32
- aye, i'm going to stick with it for a couple more weeks (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 5, 09:46:08
- were some scenes of a ex Blissett nature? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 5, 09:07:45
  - An inspiration to Anarchists everywhere (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 5, 09:28:40
  - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 09:13:43
    - You know, I reckon that Luther might be a bit of a maverick. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 09:36:45
      - he's also got a boy wonder too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 5, 09:49:30
- It did a bit. Thought it was good. Could be a grower not a shower. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 5, 09:05:09
  - vielleicht - Luther had at least three different voices. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 09:14:32
    - you've said vielleicht twice in two days (General Chat) - camcan, May 5, 09:38:24
      - perhaps. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 10:05:38
  - Some of the dialogue was shocking though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 09:06:46
    - God, werentut? Cringeworthy sometimes. She's in the new Prisoner. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 09:10:41
      - Also - that wife of his needs to get stronger doors (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 09:14:13
        
        probably a cheapy moulded one from BeeAnneCoo (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 5, 09:47:27
        
        'oooh this dog ate a pipe!' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 09:15:21
        
        I quite liked it (General Chat) - camcan, May 5, 09:36:47
        
        She was dreadful. And there were a couple of hilarious mid-conversation accent changes (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 09:40:25
        
        I'll carry on watching it though (General Chat) - camcan, May 5, 09:42:06
        
        (And loyal sidekick man appears to have wandered in off the set of Morse (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 09:41:41
        
        Good capacity for drinking though (General Chat) - camcan, May 5, 09:43:25
        
        Yes, that was ridikkerlous too (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 09:45:47
        
        I've got a fair few mates that would do that tbh. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 10:05:06
        
        You don't really though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 10:08:17
        
        Back in March probably - it's not a regular occurrence for me. I do have mates for whom it (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 10:21:58
        
        Maybe I'm just very bourgeoise and unadventurous then. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 10:25:09
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 5, 10:26:51
        
        yebbut being told your marriage is over is a bit of a special occasion (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 5, 10:10:53
        
        true. but at some point - probably between 1 and 2 - (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 5, 10:13:31
        
        oh i agree, forget everything you've learnt from watching The Bill about police procedure (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 5, 10:18:09
        
        I was trying to work out where the pub was (General Chat) - camcan, May 5, 09:48:51
Is it too late to say:- (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:01:22
- Another bird's mouth. FFS. Can;t believe I missed that one ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:09:45
  - Amateur. (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:14:20
    - jafkis is the king of the double entendre though (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 4, 12:19:22
      - yes, he loves to slip them in more often than not (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 4, 12:21:43
        
        I can usually come up with a big one when required. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:23:11
        
        ^^ Listens to ISIHAC and steals their jokes ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 4, 12:41:08
        
        What is ISIHAC? I mean I may of nicked their joke, I do steal all mine, but what is it? (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:44:04
        
        Oh. I'm sorry I haven't a clue. No don't listen very often. (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:46:18
        
        Talking of which - you weren't joking about playing your ressies, were you ? (General Chat) - Arganth, May 4, 12:51:57
        
        International Space Igloo Hotel And Carpark (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 4, 12:46:04
        
        That's just silly. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:47:00
        
        don't listen to it then. (General Chat) - Tombs, May 4, 12:48:50
        
        I wouldn't of. (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:50:16
    - Agreed. Thought I'd been showing some potential lately, but as the Yanks say (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 12:17:28
      - I'm happy to mentor any up and coming youngsters in the crass and offensive (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:20:16
  - otsemobor colon violation ^^^^ (General Chat) - Tombs, May 4, 12:11:25
- It's never too late, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, May 4, 12:02:51
- "ronson" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 4, 12:02:11
  - Ronson: (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:03:42
    - Not on Urban Dictionary (General Chat) - Old Git, May 4, 12:04:45
      - Up yer ronson is a pretty well known expression and the name of a club night... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 4, 12:15:18
        
        ^ That's where it came from. Well reminded. Up yer Ronson at the Academy. (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:32:00
        
        Yes (General Chat) - Old Git, May 4, 12:18:38
        
        We need another e-mail for this. I've got the e-mail if anyone wants it? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 4, 12:40:18
        
        I got the email earlier. All been a bit hush hush though (General Chat) - pants, May 4, 13:21:37
        
        me too ssshhhhhhhh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 4, 13:35:29
        
        How Hendrikus was sniffed out (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 4, 12:28:34
        
        And Hendrikus' source may now have returned (General Chat) - KentonCanary, May 4, 12:49:59
        
        Do you know as well then KC (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 4, 12:50:40
        
        Any clues then? At all? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 4, 12:20:26
        
        he could try a cryptic one (to fool the local media) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 4, 12:29:26
        
        Personally... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 4, 12:30:59
        
        oh arr (General Chat) - Tombs, May 4, 12:38:49
        
        Me too (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 14:29:09
      - We used to say ronson at Uni. For arse, so yes it is made up. (General Chat) - jafski, May 4, 12:13:44
How the ermine trimmed ocean going FUCK did THAT not go in? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 2, 15:01:47
- GET IN! EAT THAT YOU FAT CUNT! (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 2, 15:03:05
  - Lots of arms-wide Im A Hard Cunt I Am going on. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 2, 15:04:00
    - arms wide, flap your hands a bit, say come on about 10 times (Other Football) - pants, May 2, 15:33:10
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 2, 15:02:59
- cos Ambrose stodd watching rather than foloowing it up (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 2, 15:02:21
Corner. Will Speroni come...? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 2, 14:56:00
- Julian. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 2, 14:57:46
  - You should get your own show. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 2, 14:59:00
    - I've been saying that for years. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 2, 15:05:19
OWLGOL (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 2, 14:54:53
- Wednesday are shit lol (n/m) (Other Football) - goppo, May 2, 14:56:58
very good player that Leon Clarke, sign him up if they go down. (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, May 2, 13:46:50
- Leon McKenzie all over again. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 2, 13:50:22
  - in what way? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 2, 13:50:44
    - He's named Leon (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, May 2, 13:51:26
      - ah (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 2, 13:52:52
Alan Lee, Alan Lee, Alan Alan Lee (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 2, 13:37:06
- As much as I don't like Palace (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, May 2, 13:41:34
  - Didn't see tht coming. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 2, 13:47:04
    - The Curse of Husarmi (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, May 2, 13:49:42
CAN YOU HEAR THE PINK'UN SING???? I CAN'T HEAR A FUCKING THING... (NCFC) - Big Gary Doherty, May 2, 11:48:04
- ^^^ G*PUMP (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 2, 13:41:22
- a few comments on there that have stood the test of time (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 2, 12:37:40
- Lets see how you do next year Big Gaz. (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, May 2, 11:55:08
FAO Arizona Bays (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 30, 17:07:20
- Thank you, I will. Enjoy it, not cough one out. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 17:15:20
  - booo. I was hoping for a coughvolley to the rhythm of He Looks Spanish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 30, 17:17:24
    - If I cough the tune of He Is Spanish at the snooker, Michaela will have me thrown out. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 17:21:39
      - oops. Thought it was Looks (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 30, 17:27:10
      - womens snooker........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 17:22:08
        
        a lady snookerist is about to be allowed to Play With The Men (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 30, 17:26:29
        
        Thin end of the wedge, that (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 17:30:07
        
        her, intut (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 30, 17:36:45
        
        Nice hand action. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 30, 17:46:05
        
        sh*t, have I left my webcam on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 30, 17:50:34
- its gotto be annoying.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 17:09:07
  - That annoys me on telly. I always seem to be watching the match without all the cheers an (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 17:14:48
    - well have fun! and a foo bears toboot! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 17:19:18
      - Nope zero beerage - driving. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 17:22:22
  - AB dunt have to worry about that tonight (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 30, 17:10:35
Graham Dots is doing rather well. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 16:49:24
FN Sodje (As he should have been called..) (NCFC) - um_gah, Apr 30, 16:25:59
- what, no pathetic attempt at justification? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 18:19:32
- ^likes nick griffin?^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:42:03
- Erm. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 16:40:56
- Chimp? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 16:31:16
  - ... (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 30, 16:43:07
  - not again (NCFC) - pants, Apr 30, 16:32:20
    - Oh. Errrrr.... (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 30, 16:44:04
- Throw a banana at him next time he's at Carrow Road (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 30, 16:30:25
- He's off his head (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 30, 16:30:02
time........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:42:34
- re roll call for brizzle - i'll be there - gotta be lots of chorus's of (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Apr 30, 15:51:38
  - we're there cos we booked the tickets months ago.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:53:08
    - We're there too (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 30, 16:25:36
- i've got one of thoses (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 15:46:49
  - no you havnt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:48:18
    - well, not one of them orange things which are awful ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 15:50:33
      - I wear a seamaster from the 50's (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 30, 16:26:29
        
        cooool (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:27:51
        
        omegaporn (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 30, 16:32:21
        
        severe tentage...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:34:05
      - i like the speedmaster...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:55:06
        
        very nice... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 16:00:41
        
        excellent choice! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:05:41
        
        the divers watch look (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 16:18:22
        
        horses for courses...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:23:28
        
        cool. now, divers, stand by your beds...... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 16:41:42
        
        yes....diving hardcore watch heaven!!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:47:34
        
        That's the nicest of all the watchporn you two have posted today. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 16:50:48
        
        yes, i agree....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:54:48
Himsworth, you doing any of Live at Leeds this weekend? (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 30, 14:44:54
- The Brute Chorus - make sure you see them (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 15:35:45
  - they're no "sputum kings" tho, are they? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:45:17
    - i'm not suprised you like them (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 15:49:02
      - not everyones cup of tea, but i also like "More Tea Vicar" too (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:52:18
- Nah, are you going? Going to see 2 bands tonight, Liverpools Cubical, & Mancs Puressence (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 14:54:29
  - are Doghead Ate My Mother playing? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:21:14
    - Bizarrely, Cubical are a support band tonight, to son of dave, who was in the crash test (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 15:22:29
      - try to see "cannon fodder" - from southampton, well good! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:46:16
  - I'm going to see Sunshine Underground mainly. (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 30, 14:56:39
    - The Drums are pretty good although somewhat quirky (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 15:09:54
      - try to catch "liquid wind"'s new album. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:49:15
        
        You're making these up aren't you (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 15:52:30
        
        no! dont you know these up and coming bands? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:57:53
    - I'll have a look (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 14:57:54
      - Here's what I know (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 15:10:10
        
        try some of these...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:39:09
        
        Oh, didn't see all those others... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 15:17:17
        
        if you like BSP, check out Bitch Factor X, they're from wisbeech. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:16:03
        
        Go see 65daysofstatic and The Twilight Sad. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 15:11:14
        
        Are Seven day werewolf playing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 15:24:44
        
        Hmmm, they're ok..... but i much prefer Soiled Fine Art's debut album. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:10:48
        
        How about Soft Salsa hour? (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 16:18:58
        
        they're ok to chill out to, but for driving music, go for "Beanbag Brothers" new album (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 16:24:51
- I did live there. Fucking mistake ana half that was. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 14:49:07
  - I do live there, full of horrible Leeds fans! (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Apr 30, 14:52:11
    - yuck (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 14:56:10
    - _L_eeds _M_etropolitan _C_anary??? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 14:53:39
      - Damn, I've been sussed out! I've just finished though so might have to change my name (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Apr 30, 15:10:07
        
        Likely Moniker Change (n/m) (General Chat) - Lambert Nobacon, Apr 30, 15:13:20
      - Ludicrously Mustacheod Crimesolver (n/m) (General Chat) - Lambert Nobacon, Apr 30, 14:55:43
        
        Languid Mongoose Cheeserevolver (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 14:57:38
        
        Lovable Mickey Carrol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 14:56:57
        
        Little Mary Chaser. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 30, 14:58:23
        
        Large Man Chaser (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 15:00:18
        
        Lively Monk Chimper (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 30, 15:02:13
Does anyone know where AB is sitting at the Snuker? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 30, 14:23:08
- Seven rows from the front, left of centre as I look out at the table. Nodge shirt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 14:31:53
  - Yeah, and I'm not there yet, just tonight's session. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 14:32:15
    - No offence like, but most snooker spectators look like absolute cretins (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 14:56:34
      - That's why AB'll have his Norwich shirt on... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 15:05:40
      - You do seem to get a lot of Normals, sho nuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 15:05:23
        
        Are you going to get one of those earpieces so you can chuckle along with (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 30, 15:10:00
        
        Depends. I'm going to ask who is doing the comms. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 15:12:07
        
        i fucking hate John Virgo (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 15:16:51
        
        Bloody hell! What on earth did he do to you? (General Chat) - Lambert Nobacon, Apr 30, 15:27:30
        
        Big Break mostly (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 15:46:23
        
        Harsh. (General Chat) - Lambert Nobacon, Apr 30, 15:49:56
        
        I like to try and work out when Willie has had a bet (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 30, 15:26:14
        
        Oh and can you get Hazel Irvine's autograph for Tumblers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 30, 15:14:36
        
        I'm going to have a sniff around the Winter Gardens first, where they have that (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 15:17:05
    - do you need to get in a big cue to get in? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 14:53:46
- He's in a seat in the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 14:25:53
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 30, 14:34:49
    - Please yourself. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 14:46:58
- think it was just the evening session he's at tonight... (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 30, 14:25:25
  - He was there earlier. Might just be soaking up the atmosphere though (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 30, 14:26:47
    - I wunt - been in work all day, apart from trip to gym at lunchtime just now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 14:32:52
- he did say the other day, might've been on Twitter, hang about... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 14:24:58
  - nope, must've been on here then (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 14:30:21
i thought McSmall was signed for 2 years? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 13:41:13
- Nah just one, s'why I wasn't bothered at the waste of money (NCFC) - pants, Apr 30, 13:45:09
  - not your money was it (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 30, 14:50:01
    - No, it wasn't my money (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 30, 14:52:20
      - In your opinion. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 15:07:45
        
        haha (NCFC) - pants, Apr 30, 15:13:24
        
        it's not that bizarre (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 30, 15:36:35
  - oh ahh, so it was, i'm blaming Yellalee (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 13:51:42
i hent had one person round touting for votes (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 12:03:37
- We've had labour round twice and posters from labour UKIP and BNP (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 12:09:36
- Haven't seen them. But then we've spent a lot of time in Nodge recently (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:06:29
At the snooker, do they always keep the same ref between different sessions of the same ma (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:02:05
- no, unless they do (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 12:10:18
- no (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:06:16
  - I will, but it will be rubbish because iFoons have rubbish cameras. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:08:15
- I don't know but they don't in the darts. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Apr 30, 12:05:17
  - or formula one (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 30, 12:05:48
    - Or in Germany where they play football with bikes (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Apr 30, 12:06:35
      - They do in football, unless he gets injured then the 4th official steps in. (Other Sports) - jafski, Apr 30, 12:08:22
        
        except in the europa league where they have 4 extra julio gills in the crowd in blue track (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 30, 12:10:21
        
        I found out, it's called cycle ball. I thought I might have imagined this as a kid (Other Sports) - pants, Apr 30, 12:09:53
For the first time in a very long time I am unsure of who to vote for. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 11:58:23
- I'm going to vote Lib Dem, for any number of reasons, but I went on the (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:01:03
  - I had Lib Dems first, greens second (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 30, 14:16:29
  - Fuckin' worz I'm a big greeny (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 30, 12:40:13
  - Hmmm. Green on That'un Tories second. (General Chat) - megson, Apr 30, 12:36:03
  - I went on that, says I should read the Daily Mail...FFS! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 12:30:42
  - Still going to vote Labour, I think (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 12:23:25
    - i'm guessing you've probably already read the Guardian's bit on the science vote? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:29:14
      - Only the Mad Monk one (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 12:30:47
        
        Hmmm. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 12:51:12
        
        which let's face it, isn't too dis-similar to the promises made to cut the budget deficit (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:56:54
  - I just done that: Green 41: Lib Dem 40 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:18:04
  - there's one for matching up what actually appears in the manifestoes too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:14:01
    - thissun? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:17:20
      - aye, that's the one (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:22:29
- What options do you have in Norwich? (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 12:00:14
  - We're Norwich South, currently Lab held. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:09:03
    - Well CC has a season ticket for Carrow Rd... what of the others? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 30, 12:19:13
      - the lib dem one in mozzers carpark with nick clegg said he thought it was super (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 12:54:38
      - John Cook, the Norwich North labour candidate is a City season ticket holder (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Apr 30, 12:54:26
        
        will he vote with whatever the party whip tell him to (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:58:46
    - Who came second last time round? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 12:13:08
      - Except, as a possible 4 way marginal, splitting the anti tory vote 3 ways may let .... (General Chat) - woody, Apr 30, 12:20:04
      - i hate that line, Ed Balls was using it as justification for voting Labour last night on Q (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:20:04
        
        Seems we're never going to agree on this Ralf (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 12:37:01
        
        ah but if they got back in Balls could one day be PM.... have we ever had a (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 30, 12:34:33
        
        ^^^^^^^^^^^ has just decided my Vote. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 30, 12:36:46
      - Lib Dems (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:19:58
      - Sum's it up nicely (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 12:18:03
    - I bet Gabriel Polley from the Workers Revolutionary Party is a roight bundle of japes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:11:49
    - Wow, didn't realise Nodge had a BNP'er trying to get in? (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 12:10:58
      - They do - they're like you've stepped in them outside, and before you know it, you've wal (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:13:49
      - Used to be a safe Lab seat, majority well down at the last election. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:12:59
      - THey do - they've like you've stepping in them outside, a (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:12:21
        
        OH HOLY FUCKING SHITTY HELL. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:12:53
  - greens (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 12:00:57
    - the fish restaurant? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 12:04:41
    - Bannatynes is better. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 12:04:13
      - he's a cunt though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:07:13
        
        Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 12:08:50
At the snooker, do they always keep the same ref between different session of the same mat (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 11:58:10
- yes (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:05:40
- cos of the Asian betting fiddles (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 11:58:39
  - Is that a yes or a no? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 11:59:16
    - It is (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:00:08
      - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Apr 30, 12:05:12
      - For the love of god. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:01:42
        
        Psst; AB.... a top tip.... (Other Sports) - Tombs, Apr 30, 12:07:57
    - yes (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 12:00:03
Rightho feller, whatever you say. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 11:47:16
- Ha! (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 12:03:30
- Sam Soreloserje (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 30, 11:54:56
- Haha, got past the first 2 paragraphs and thought "yep, you played for both these (Other Football) - pants, Apr 30, 11:54:42
- he make Efe sad (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 11:53:21
- why bother publishing that at all? (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 30, 11:49:30
- Is Sodje the chocolate face with the thing on his head (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Apr 30, 11:48:17
  - *psssst!* (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 30, 11:53:48
  - Fuckanory. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:51:11
    - Watched Borat last night, no offence meant to anyone. (n/m) (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Apr 30, 11:53:43
      - Yet you questioned my Charles N'zogbia post last week as racist (Other Football) - pants, Apr 30, 12:00:57
        
        in your opinion (n/m) (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Apr 30, 12:36:09
        
        exactly! (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 30, 12:24:27
      - What did you mean then? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 12:00:36
      - oh well, that's alright then (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 11:57:42
  - *shwooooooooooooo......shwoooooooooooo* (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 30, 11:50:46
  - crikey! (n/m) (Other Football) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 11:50:46
  - Erm. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 11:48:45
    - Oh no, that's Efe. (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Apr 30, 11:50:09
Is there a font like IMPACT, but more rounded? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 11:44:19
- I will test these out...thank you (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 12:05:48
- Coltrane Sans Sheriff (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 12:01:56
- wingdings (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 11:59:45
- Franklin Gothic Heavy (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 30, 11:57:19
- Gills Sans Ultra Bold? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 30, 11:56:12
- Arial in bold, about 56 in size. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 11:49:29
- Yep, Impact Round. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 11:45:00
  - jafski will though.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 11:46:33
  - FFS! (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 11:46:27
Just noticed my answer was the only one not replied to be shoddy... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 30, 10:58:55
- Sozzers (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 30, 11:01:25
- And mine. Which was correct... (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:00:39
  - You might as well of writ "They're all things." (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 11:02:06
    - Preposterous. Hmmmm. *strokes chin thoughtfully* (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:05:17
      - Quizzy Rascals is now going to be the name of my next pub quiz team (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 11:06:48
        
        LDB et unt. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:11:22
        
        et unt though (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 11:33:54
  - Sozzers (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 30, 11:01:35
Board Poll: Russell Howard. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 10:53:06
- B (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Apr 30, 11:41:41
- You do know that his show on BBC 3 is co written with that nimmo twin bloke that people on (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 11:21:34
  - Yes. See below. Karl Minns et unt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:23:59
    - 5 writers on it apparently, Herring too (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 11:26:17
      - I like Herring too. Can be a bit hit and miss. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:28:30
        
        True, I often wonder if that's cos he works too hard (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 11:29:42
        
        I listen to the Collings and Herrin podcast which is basically a stream of conciousness fr (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:34:05
        
        snap, saw that too, thought it was very good (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 11:37:17
  - Howard could make Oscar Wilde's writing sound dull (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 11:23:49
    - Indeed - then he would feel the need to explain it, for the really stupid! (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Apr 30, 11:27:32
    - He must do something right to sell out 1000 seaters at ?15 a pop (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 11:26:53
      - Lots of stupid people about. (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Apr 30, 11:28:27
        
        see Michael McIntyre for proof of that (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 11:33:04
        
        You've sent me over the edge now (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 11:44:52
        
        Mentioned this the other week, comedy relies very heavilly on whether you like the person (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 11:32:26
        
        I think that's broadly right. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:35:47
        
        ^^ yes (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 11:30:48
- Funny. His radio show with Richardson was gold (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 11:20:20
- mostly b (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 11:13:12
- crap (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 30, 11:08:47
- Completely unfunny! Ties with Justin Lee Collins for unfunniest cunt on TV - both should (General Chat) - woody, Apr 30, 11:06:55
  - Yes - JLC is a real unfunny cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 11:13:26
  - Good times! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:08:00
- He's alright (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 30, 11:06:49
  - He's no Dylan Moran though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 30, 11:07:14
- He is like an unfunny student type. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 30, 11:02:42
  - Is there any other kind? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 11:04:27
- Funny only because he has Karl Minns writing for him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 30, 11:02:34
  - Ahhh, didn't see this. Yep, I think Yorks Dan Atkinson is in on it too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 11:23:17
- Wank (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 11:01:48
  - yes ^^^ (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 11:13:49
- He's not funny (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 11:00:10
  - I quite want to like him cos Karl Minns writes for him, but I can't. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:02:01
    - No, he's simply not funny at all (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 11:07:08
      - he does appear to be extraordinarily smug (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 11:10:57
        
        and stupid (or playing to the stupid) - who else feels the need to explain his joke! (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Apr 30, 11:16:01
      - 'no amusing accent' (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:08:40
        
        I always think that comedians benefit (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 11:13:03
        
        ^^ Big fan of Jethro. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:16:52
        
        No (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 11:24:13
        
        ^^ Enjoys the poetry of Pam Ayres. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 11:26:33
        
        "I wish I'd looked after me teeth" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 11:31:52
        
        ^^^ *is* Jethro (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 11:26:09
        
        no lisp, high pitch or twang - blokes a jooke (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 11:10:36
- I like him. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 10:58:56
  - not michael howard, russell howard from the telly (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 11:01:40
- I don't find him as funny as I used to, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 10:58:08
- bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbb (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 10:54:56
- is he on Dave, Cleggy or Gords team? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 10:54:49
- I've gotta go c - both (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 30, 10:54:21
I can't decide which game to watch tonight... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 29, 19:44:29
- There's only one at a time now that we've got to the semi-finals. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 21:02:43
  - I want Graemw Dott to win (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 21:19:03
    - Is he? Is he a dwarf? Better fire the old tele up then.. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Apr 29, 21:21:31
      - Nearly. He's got a really squeeky voice (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 21:29:01
- I will be watching on the radio. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 29, 19:53:52
- I've got a weeks worth of Eastenders to catch up on (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 19:50:01
- might watch one on telly (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 29, 19:46:36
  - watching to hope the scousers go out sounds like a thankless task (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 29, 19:53:47
    - what's the best site for iphone viewage? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 29, 20:04:25
      - cheers ffs (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 29, 20:54:40
        
        no worries (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 29, 20:55:13
        
        spill the beans then, I can't find a single one that doesn't require some cunting (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 29, 21:01:07
        
        no idea tbh (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 29, 21:03:51
        
        tvcatchup.com (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 29, 21:02:00
        
        shitecakes, not supported in 'my' country (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 29, 21:06:42
I think I've a wasps' nest (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 14:18:58
- We had one in the roof last summer. Local council were a brazillion times (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 14:40:41
  - I put a little bit of Jam on an outside light near a window (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 15:01:40
    - There was a fella name Lee, who thought he'd been stung by a wasp (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 15:10:19
      - ^^^ Possibly the worst limerick ever ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 29, 15:13:08
        
        John Cooper Clarke innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 15:13:56
    - Eaton Trifle? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 29, 15:04:37
- Wasp FaCts (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:39:17
  - Wasp FACTS. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 29, 14:49:03
    - i'm not having that (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 15:12:22
    - makes you think! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 29, 15:03:54
    - As far as I'm concerned... (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 15:01:04
      - If you fed wasps, they would score (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 15:02:15
  - Did the German ones miss the result 65 years ago? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 14:45:14
  - and, wouldn't you know it...... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:42:13
    - There are loads of different types aren't there? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 14:49:47
      - them weird looking ones yup (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:53:13
    - What about flies though - what's the point of those fuckers other than to spread death... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 29, 14:45:47
      - They like pitch invasions (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 14:53:39
      - circle of life panda old boy (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:50:15
        
        Ants (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:59:55
        
        Speaking of which (circle of life) did you see that Tibetan Sky Burial link that went rou (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 14:52:31
        
        Yeah saw that the other day. Very interesting. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 29, 15:07:09
        
        Makes you think doesn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 15:09:47
        
        negatory AB (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:53:48
        
        Right OK. WARNING: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 15:01:39
        
        i think i'll stick with cremation cheers (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 15:20:19
        
        I think about pat butcher, it doesn't take long after that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 16:01:13
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 16:08:54
- Don't kill them (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 29, 14:37:40
- Euphemism alert. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 29, 14:30:03
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 14:50:39
- Had the same recently, been guiding them out of the room a lot (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 14:24:46
  - It is, according to the pest control boys we had out last summer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 14:42:50
    - well they can real estate somewhere else. The little runts (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 14:49:19
- I'm absolutely petrified of wasps. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:21:42
  - Had a phobia to them a while back, but then (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 14:26:03
  - I used to be (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 14:25:49
  - golly (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 14:22:55
    - think he means he's allergic to wasp stings (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:26:12
      - I'm not allergic and I've never been stung. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:43:33
        
        how do you feel about bees? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:47:27
        
        Same. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:49:40
        
        hoverflies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:51:56
        
        No. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:53:09
        
        Bumble bees? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 15:10:53
        
        yeah, I've seen lots of big ones (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 15:17:16
        
        They're all fuwwy too (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 29, 15:14:26
        
        Bumble bees are cute but they unsettle me. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 15:14:22
        
        Like me, you need to be stung (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 15:18:31
        
        See below. Am not afraid of being stung, I'm afraid of the wasp. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 15:36:40
        
        Pick them up by the wings and throw them hard onto the floor - that's what I do. Wasps (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 15:40:24
        
        My daddy kills wasps by nipping them (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 15:44:37
        
        wasp nipping - I saw it being demo'd at a Gaia-Sol do in Riley once. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 15:48:54
        
        good-o (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:58:52
        
        that's bad (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:46:09
        
        I know. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:47:08
        
        My best mate hid a wasp inside a cigarette box on my stag weekend and offered me one. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:50:54
        
        what a penis! (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:52:49
      - Are you my little cousin, Angela who blubbed all those years ago? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 14:27:13
        
        no (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:36:14
- Put a bit of jam in a jam jar, three quarters fill it with water (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 14:21:32
  - Do wasps do anything useful? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 29, 14:22:11
    - They make chutney. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 14:41:40
    - badgers eat 'em (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:29:16
    - Dogs (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 14:23:33
I know what I wanted to ask... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 29, 13:26:58
- Dunno - it's certainly more of a canary yellow than a mustard yellow. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 29, 13:28:03
- was for one game only (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 29, 13:27:45
  - I didn't even know we'd worn it yet? Must have been while I was a hostage in Egypt (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 29, 13:34:33
    - MK Dons. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 29, 13:38:20
    - J, dunno aboot you, but oi cant get back into this workx bollox! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 29, 13:37:14
      - Should I aifreight you a case of Sakara? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 29, 14:53:21
      - me too, I'm really genuinely finding it difficult to function. (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 29, 13:41:59
        
        ^^^^ now on MI5 watch list (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 13:53:07
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 29, 14:15:50
        
        It's MFI, not five to nine. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 13:56:23
        
        Only if the instructions are in Arabic (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 14:16:48
        
        and missing an allen key (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 29, 14:17:53
        
        Insha'allah. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 14:43:56
a very good take on the bigotgate wankathon (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 08:31:35
- Just out of interest, what did she say to him? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 29, 08:49:54
  - Transcript here (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 09:30:27
    - Actually, they've tidied that up a bit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 09:44:48
      - On 5live last night (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 09:55:28
        
        I genuinely don't think she's bigoted. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 10:25:36
        
        as I think you said yesterday (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 10:29:58
        
        there were some gob-smacking interviews with other Rochdalers on newsnight yesterday (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 10:37:18
        
        Heard quite a few of them on five live drive. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 10:39:13
        
        I have to confess that I had to give up watching/listening (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 10:41:39
        
        Luckily I worked late, so only had half an hour or so of drive before the sport came on at (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 10:43:49
        
        get a DAB for the car (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 10:45:47
        
        I normally like Drive - I'd pick it over Lamacq most nights I expect. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 11:14:21
        
        not for much longer though, presumably? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 29, 10:49:05
        
        And definitely not for much longer if Fat Dave gets in. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 11:07:59
        
        indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 11:38:24
Brilliant. Well done Ali Carter. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 22:46:45
COME ON ALI! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 22:20:15
- 12-12, final frame (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 22:22:19
  - g'warn fat-boy! (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 22:29:08
    - Just the third session. COME ON CARTER! (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 22:35:41
      - coolio, remember though (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 22:38:25
  - I was at the Dott-Allen match today (Other Sports) - King, Apr 28, 22:26:52
    - I've lived in Sheffield for almost 15 years. Friday will be my first time at the snooker. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 22:36:56
    - shot (n/m) (Other Sports) - lmc, Apr 28, 22:28:14
that ?50k the Sun has paid the Bigot woman (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 22:14:03
- She said "you can't say anything about the immigrants". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 22:19:40
  - Going by what they showed on the TV she didn't say much about immigration (General Chat) - Ben, Apr 29, 01:00:42
  - and that's why he should've said it to her face... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 22:25:11
  - haha, 50k for low level racism. It's just Princess Jade all over again (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 22:21:21
That was a fucking BRILLIANT match. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 22:08:36
- Ronnie's head ent right (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 22:12:38
  - Never has been, he's off his melon. Come on Ali! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 22:14:26
    - i have the 6Music Breakfast jingle for Alex Carter in my head now (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 22:16:38
I'm really bad at mixing up effected and affected. Apart from having a better memory or b (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 17:21:08
- No (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 28, 17:41:27
- 'Affect' comes before something happening, 'effect' after, if that makes sense? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 28, 17:39:49
- 'effect' is a noun - thing like 'sound effect' most of the other times 'affect' is a verb. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 28, 17:26:56
  - no - effect can also be a verb. Hence 'effected' is a word (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 17:31:59
    - D'oh! Oh well, sorry, can't help. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 28, 17:36:42
  - BUT don't let The Jam's album title confuse you! (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 28, 17:28:50
- ... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 17:24:11
  - Ta (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 17:37:59
She's on Twitter now (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 15:53:45
- @averyps: Let's face it, "genuine concerns about immigration" 9 times out of 10 = "we don' (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 15:55:40
  - Where do all these Eastern Europeans come from? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 16:43:39
    - salright for you fookers, you don't have em coming in (General Chat) - Bigoted Woman, Apr 28, 17:49:34
Gordon now has his cock up her arse (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 28, 15:38:50
- This is such a fucking joke. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 28, 15:46:11
  - fast food telly, everything Gordon does is a boo boo. Whilst Clegg is asked what colour (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 15:49:15
    - you don't tend to read the papers much then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 17:45:54
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 17:47:53
        
        seriously, check out some of what the right-wing press have been spouting over the past we (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 17:55:26
        
        they're extraordinary arent they. I have given up entirely on them (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 28, 18:02:44
        
        it is really utterly amazing that they can still call themselves newspapers (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 18:10:11
    - To be fair, he hasn't called someone a bigot (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 28, 15:58:20
    - It's like that question time with Nick Griffin, where the female conservative mp (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 15:52:44
      - what was she asked? (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Apr 28, 16:37:43
        
        Segment about it here (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 16:46:29
        
        Baroness Phwoarsi. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 16:50:38
        
        Wakefield accent (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 16:53:40
        
        I mean, just listen to it (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 16:55:56
        
        West Yorkshire is quite simply the worst place on the planet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 17:02:26
        
        would (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 16:52:57
  - The PM, not the nob gag. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 28, 15:46:58
    - I'm sorry, I misheard you (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 28, 15:48:15
- Utterly pathetic! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 28, 15:45:27
  - Sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 28, 15:45:57
    - Don't you start going all Gordoom too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 28, 15:47:00
- He's obviously finished wiping his knob on the curtains - he's out. (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 28, 15:44:00
  - looks like the media are queuing for sloppy seconds.... (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 28, 15:46:04
  - The irony of it. He has to be careful on anything slight said (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 15:45:05
    - he blatantly did though! in my opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 15:48:15
      - and we're not running for office (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 16:03:24
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 28, 15:45:25
- lol he says he misheard her! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:43:34
- call e old fashioned if you will, but I think the Prime Minister (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 28, 15:41:35
  - it's a general election campaign (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:44:54
  - ^^^^ What you said. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 28, 15:43:48
  - Modern media isn't it though? Like the Jonathan Ross "scandal" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 15:43:31
    - The public love it though. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 28, 16:02:10
      - Yup. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 16:11:58
        
        Schadenfreude (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 28, 16:22:02
      - This is true (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 28, 16:03:24
    - Yup. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 15:46:51
  - I'd love it if he walks out of her house gestureing as if he's doing his zip up (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 15:43:04
    - He should walk out doing the internationally recognised sign for a blow job. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 28, 15:49:02
      - agreed! They'll probably be a photo of him through his hotel window doing that later! (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 15:51:17
    - If I was Brown I'd make the most of the SAS in my last days in charge (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 28, 15:44:16
    - that'd probly be the best possible thing he could do for his election prospects (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 28, 15:43:46
Haha. Armando Iannucci ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 15:26:00
- I do love AI (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 28, 15:44:06
Gordy is going to speak to the media when he leaves that woman's house (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 15:21:37
- what dee do to her? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 28, 15:22:44
  - He Goosed her (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 28, 15:23:30
    - I reckon he's tapped that while he's in there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 15:24:09
      - I eant to ask what dee doo to force him to apologise? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 28, 15:27:57
      - He moosed it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 15:26:29
        
        I bet she loved it too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 15:28:41
        
        course she did (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 28, 15:31:03
        
        What Bigots or Rochdalers? Don't forget Holty is a Rochdaler. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 15:32:05
        
        Holty is from Cumbria (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 15:36:56
        
        nothing good has ever emerged from Rochdale (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 28, 15:39:12
        
        Maryport (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 28, 15:39:08
Yesterday I learnt that Bwin, don't count red cards in their "number of yellow cards" (Betting) - pants, Apr 28, 15:18:31
- Regardless of what criteria they use in their yellow cards market, you are a mug. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 15:27:26
- maybe they count them in their number of red cards market (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:20:02
  - in your opinion (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Apr 28, 15:36:26
    - just wildly speculating really (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:44:10
      - I hope you're noticing the pattern where you're replying to me (Betting) - pants, Apr 28, 15:46:58
        
        after your little turn the other day (Betting) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 16:01:40
        
        Well yes, you haven't made up stuff about me since then (Betting) - pants, Apr 28, 16:12:53
        
        we want leeds to fuck up (Betting) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 16:14:46
Haha, 5live just reported that Gordon Brown, texture like sun, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 14:46:32
- he's already said sorry on the phone hasn't he (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:47:10
  - dunno but this could be TV gold! (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 14:47:28
    - but will it be televised (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:49:32
      - yep, tv cameras are there waiting. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 28, 14:52:37
        
        Oh no (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 28, 14:57:34
        
        car crash telly (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:59:54
        
        the moment he hears the tape played back (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:01:29
        
        here he comes! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:02:15
        
        Is this a wind up? Is he really going back? If so, why? She's a twat... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 28, 15:04:04
        
        If I was Browen i'd just tell everyone to fuck right off (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 28, 15:07:51
        
        And he's a bigger idiot for going back... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 15:07:16
        
        i just have this image of Mandelson ordering him to go and apologise to her (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 15:10:36
        
        Watching live from outside her house (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 28, 15:09:32
        
        also hilarious (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:10:09
        
        this is an episode of 'The thick of it' i'm sure. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 28, 15:12:41
        
        Kay Burleys has gone all serious (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 28, 15:11:24
        
        Would (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 15:16:18
        
        Trout. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 15:50:16
        
        " Is it best to make an apology after a mistake"" FFS ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 28, 15:16:05
        
        he's gone into her house (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:04:55
        
        He'd apparently already phone to apologise to her, that should have been it. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 28, 15:11:52
        
        mandelson was saying all he was bothered about was that he had upset her (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:14:32
        
        he's going to Moose her (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 15:06:29
        
        Or do a swellshark or ask if she wants a cumpkin with the cabinet. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 15:10:46
        
        Plaid Mary (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 15:11:20
        
        shh! stopput. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 15:12:53
        
        Labour spin machine in full effect... (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Apr 28, 15:06:18
        
        ^^^ 100% correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Apr 28, 15:16:40
        
        Question is whether he will take her to the post box with her postal vote for labour? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Apr 28, 15:21:39
R.I.P Gordy (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Apr 28, 14:00:44
- To be fair, it's entirely possible that the old dear is a riteole bigot. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 14:34:56
  - then he should've said so to her face (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 14:37:45
    - because you would never do a thing like that of course? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:58:10
      - mumble palcatory noises to someone's face in the hope of making sure they still vote for m (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 15:02:47
    - that would have been rather rude. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:47:39
      - i'd rather he explained to her why she was wrong to think that (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 14:56:52
      - Prime Ministers should be self-possessed enough to bark "BIGOT!" in peoples faces. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 14:50:04
- he's proper fucked imo (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:03:02
  - The radio interview was even worse... (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Apr 28, 14:12:04
haha this is so much like watching The Thick Of It, it is quite scary! (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 13:02:37
- Haven't got sound at work so don't know (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 28, 13:58:42
  - what's the one joke then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:05:15
    - Ranty swearing (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 28, 14:11:23
      - A lot more to it than that in my opinion (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:25:08
        
        this is one of the best scenes ever in any comedy I've watched (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:27:24
- "I like Tony Bluur" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 13:10:01
  - Gorillaz were on Jools Holland yesterday (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 13:42:35
    - just booted up the i-player thanks for the reminder...Laura Marling was on it (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 13:53:08
      - she fair-haired? (there were two lady singer-songwriters on) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 13:57:38
        
        yeah acoustic guitar, just seen it, just one song! (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:02:25
        
        they do show a longer version later in the week I think though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 14:06:00
    - (they performed with Bobby Womack, and then with some Syrian people and two rappers (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 13:45:18
- I like the 2 skiving lads leaning on the fence behind. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 13:09:04
- I want to hear and see Malcolm Tucker's reaction (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 28, 13:05:42
  - not to far from this I would imagine! (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 13:09:08
Ok, Mrs Yarmy and I have a 200 quid Ticketmaster voucher (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 12:45:39
- NFL - San Francisco 49ers vs Denver Broncos, Wembley in October (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 28, 14:05:17
- What about this?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 28, 12:58:33
  - No (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 13:09:40
    - How rude... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 28, 13:13:07
- this 'un (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 12:55:37
  - That looks good, but this comment has put me off (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 12:57:22
    - this 'un then (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 12:58:02
      - Good. Are they a band or is it a home cinema demonstration? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 13:02:32
        
        he's a band and he's absolutely fucking brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 13:04:31
- What about spending it on tickets at your fav place - Latitude? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 28, 12:54:37
  - No (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 13:00:10
- Tom Joneses at FCR (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 12:54:32
  - That upset me when I saw it on Sat - not impressed (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 28, 12:54:58
    - That's a common reaction. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 12:55:35
      - Tommy Cooper. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 28, 13:09:53
      - Why? Why? WHHHHHHYYYY? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 28, 12:56:43
        
        It'll mess up the green green grass. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 13:01:43
- Monster Jam. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 12:52:49
  - No (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 13:09:51
- Peter Kay if there is any left?? (General Chat) - lmc, Apr 28, 12:50:13
  - Commiserations (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 28, 12:59:24
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 28, 13:23:55
- wimbledon tennis champs (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 12:47:15
- Buy a job lot of lmc's online sport supplement - he'll chuck his cock in for nothing (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 28, 12:47:06
- That should just about cover their handling fee (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 28, 12:46:58
Did the league one champions t-shirt design available on the clubshOP? (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 27, 16:25:47
- Yes. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 27, 16:27:08
  - because on the clubshop website (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 27, 16:51:40
    - No. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 27, 16:54:24
      - they ARE in the shop......but not on the website...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 17:00:58
        
        Exactly. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 27, 17:03:25
- will you be moosing daphne in it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 27, 16:27:06
  - "moosing" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 16:29:20
    - it's a Canadian speciality (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 27, 16:31:07
      - On your head or hers? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 27, 16:37:01
        
        on your own head (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 27, 16:38:11
        
        looks like mrs ski and mrs tombs are in for fun and games tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 27, 16:40:13
        
        I suspect Tombs's boob-bruising will preclude any moosing for a while (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 16:44:37
        
        ^^ Hang on, broken ribs, moosing. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 27, 16:47:49
        
        We were talking about football. It was hot, so we undressed. Tombs dropped some change (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 16:56:12
        
        That reminds me of another game "Loony flicking" (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 27, 17:03:53
        
        I told you, I'm never playing that again. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 17:07:23
        
        quite (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 27, 17:12:29
        
        stop asking me then (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 17:15:24
        
        ok (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 27, 17:24:34
        
        indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 27, 16:45:27
        
        that would be a bit of a worry (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 27, 16:41:57
        
        as I said, Mrs Tombs in for fun and games tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 27, 16:50:37
        
        Mooooooooose. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 27, 16:46:49
        
        stop moosing (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 27, 16:52:35
        
        I'm on it. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 27, 16:53:00
        
        Phew, was going to say, a minute would of been an exceptional performance. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 27, 16:40:00
My legs still ache from BRMC's 2 and 1/2 hr set last night (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 14:57:01
- Blimey! Two and a half hours!?!? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:29:37
  - they're playing the wroth? Cool. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 16:19:38
- Good aren't they? Wall of noise. They were only the support act when I saw them (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 15:07:23
  - swap the emm and the arr. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 15:09:40
    - yep, I've got some really good ear plugs for gigs, and they were still (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 15:49:39
      - Ear plugs are for girls! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:58:19
        
        my ears are a bit fucked tbh (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 16:27:25
- Bumming Rimming Mens Club?? bet it aint just ya legs aching! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 14:59:26
  - yep (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 15:31:57
- the left one? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 14:59:12
FAO malbarkid! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:44:38
- Upstairs should have a museum of automata (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 14:57:56
  - Good idea, not enough room. We went for an interactive touch screen automata experience (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 14:58:42
    - you press a button and the picture of roger changes to him in his mankini? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 15:45:44
      - In a nutshell. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:49:24
- Yes, I said malbarkid (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:45:01
  - Boutique Hotel is the latest plan, changing it's name to the Concretery. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 14:55:46
    - You'll be dressing Garry 2rses up as a Bell Boy next (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:59:20
      - mankini Roger will be front of house, staff will wear branded 'Concretery' mankinis. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:00:35
        
        guests have complimentary use of mankinis whilst there (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:01:52
        
        It's very high concept. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:03:10
        
        got a jimnasium usp though (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:06:27
        
        Exactly, and Nasers is available to all female guests as a multi-gym. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:08:39
        
        ^^^^ "Hello laaaaaaaaaaadeeeees!" ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 15:40:48
        
        what will be the 'do not disturb' gizmo for door hanging (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:05:05
        
        Oh, there aren't any doors. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:06:31
        
        that's good - no need to worry about losing keys (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:08:30
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:09:15
        
        And the real ale of course... (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 15:13:49
        
        Yes, we don't want that again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:19:15
        
        Roy CArroll will be booking in then (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:12:44
        
        Let's hope so, sprinkle a little stardust on our opening. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:14:04
        
        lol thass wot i thunk (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:13:28
    - I'm there! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:57:59
      - If you have to ask you can't afford it at chez malkyjafsium. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 14:59:26
        
        I only ask to be polite (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:17:26
        
        No need for a video camera. CCTV in each room, tapes available to guest on check out. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:20:04
        
        I find a fixed camera system doesn't always have the clarity I seek on playback (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:24:31
        
        I can assure sir that we have expensively and exhaustively researched the market and can (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:28:43
        
        aka Tumbly sitting on top of the wardrobe with a camcanrecorder (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 15:43:45
        
        We did trial that yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:50:30
        
        You've obviously put a lot of thought into the needs of your guests, so we'll go with CCTV (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:34:22
        
        WHilst we make every effort to ensure the high quality of our 'product' available to guest (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:37:48
        
        Massive Attack looks a lot like he ought to be able to look after that end of the business (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 15:44:21
        
        He is providing the contracted out security and filled rolls concession. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:52:01
        
        that'd be good (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:22:28
        
        Exactly. Price rises according to category of clump in film. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:27:43
        
        ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:32:10
        
        brillo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 15:21:00
        
        i'll have the penthouse suite please (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 15:04:04
        
        Ah, the 'Lakenham Room'. But of course Sir. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:06:02
        
        "may i take your carrier bags sir?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:08:33
        
        'I see sir has gone for the Force 10, a very wise choice if I may say so sir.' (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:10:14
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 27, 14:56:51
Who do you want to win tonight? Lyon or Bayern Munich? (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 27, 14:04:39
- I want football to be the winner. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 27, 14:51:55
  - You mean the adidas football? (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 27, 16:01:58
    - He does specifically mean the Adidas football, yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 16:30:09
- Don't give a toss to be honest (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 27, 14:28:26
  - Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 27, 14:45:43
- Ribery (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:14:13
  - This chicken's? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:16:59
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:21:43
      - What the flip are you on about? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:23:57
        
        ... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:25:12
        
        Hmmmm....i suspected as much (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:26:31
        
        ok (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:27:18
- Who cares? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:09:54
  - I care! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 27, 14:14:32
    - Mug! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:41:22
      - haha (NCFC) - pants, Apr 27, 14:51:46
        
        In fact, shouldn't. I'm off to see Sky Larkin tonight, and I'll miss it (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 27, 14:56:10
  - I'm sure there's a Lyon messageboard somewhere for those that do (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 27, 14:11:49
- Bayern (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 27, 14:05:27
Me and jafski and Nasie are taking over The PoD - a wroth co-operative venture. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 13:57:23
- you could make it a B&B (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 14:13:33
  - And a brothel (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:16:52
    - and a curry house!!!! night-out-tastic! beer/shagging/curry (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 14:38:22
  - Unfortunately the upstairs accommodation wouldn't allow. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:16:38
    - you could do like a capsule hotel (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 14:18:07
      - I'd eat all the bacons. Bacons is one of my favouritest types of food. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:18:51
        
        that's because it's one of the best foods ever invented (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 14:20:14
        
        did you also see him say bacon and eggs is Merkin (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 14:33:56
        
        You have to love merkins (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 14:37:17
        
        And the Merkins also (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 14:52:41
        
        You should go here. I sometimes go for two days and order the whole menu. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:23:28
        
        yumsters (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 14:27:02
        
        give the guests sausages then (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 14:19:27
        
        But then we'd have to do the loud, shouty mepopmebang ritual every morning. Which I actual (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:20:56
        
        You'd have to do a Beer and Mepopmebang festival. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 14:23:08
        
        pass? - Mead and Wimple Nights are where it's at (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:24:39
        
        i have no idea who the Hobarts are. (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 14:22:44
        
        the people opposite in Hobart Square (Beruit as Ravishing calls it) (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:26:02
        
        build them a big sound-proof wall (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 14:28:30
        
        I think he loves sausages a bit too much aswell (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:20:47
- Will you be adding any special additions? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 27, 14:06:29
  - Big bossomed Medieval style serving wenches. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:09:27
    - Mead and Wimple Night - Last Friday of the month. Hot capons, roast boar in the concrete, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:15:47
      - ^^ This is a good idea ^^ (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 14:25:01
        
        Yes and we'd all have to do beards that soak up mead spillage and chicken livers! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:26:53
    - Excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 14:14:54
  - Pole dancing by selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 14:07:53
    - Well, you'd certainly need a drink after seeing that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 14:09:45
- will you be doing B&B? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 14:05:06
  - No. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:07:28
    - oh, that's a shame (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 14:09:08
- Brilliant, I'll do you some shifts a couple of times a month. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 14:02:33
  - So might I. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 14:07:50
    - how about B&B? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 14:09:25
      - No, that would be bloody stupid. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 14:11:42
        
        oh, that's a pity (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 14:15:46
  - Deal (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:07:10
  - yeah me too (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 27, 14:04:30
- Nice one (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:01:04
  - Of course - in return for footy day shifts. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:01:36
    - No worries. When you all go on holiday me and Big Garrry B could look after it (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:04:15
      - No. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:05:48
        
        I like the idea of you, me and jaffers going on holiday together! (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 14:16:06
        
        ^^^man with a decree absolute in his pocket^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 14:20:48
        
        I'm in. Jaffers may not be allowed though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:18:06
- That'll work. I can't see any risks at all to this venture. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 13:57:56
  - Me neither (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 14:09:13
  - Do I detect a note of sarcasm here Tricky? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 14:02:07
So the SPG did kill Blair Peach after all (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 13:48:16
- SPG is dead though. He got squished on the registration plate (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 27, 14:30:06
- SPG (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 27, 14:29:51
- Suspect that having the least butch name in human history was contributory to him getting (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 14:04:47
- Vyvyan's hamster? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 13:56:11
  - Not getting the hamster references (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 14:00:17
    - In the Young Ones, the hamster was called Special Patrol Group (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 14:01:30
      - Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 14:15:51
- A hamster killed Blair Peach? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 27, 13:50:57
- Wouldn't happen these days (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 13:50:46
  - or Brazilian. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 13:52:57
- We knew that at the time dintwe? I got my first Skuda not long after that. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 13:50:15
  - ...skateboard, not Norfolk Skoda. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 27, 13:50:42
    - Most popular car in Norfolk FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 13:56:06
    - We suspected it a bit (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 13:53:47
      - It was more than suspected at the time - there were plenty of eye witnesses (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:08:33
      - really? (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 14:05:01
      - 'halycon'. I like that word (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 13:56:27
        
        It means "Criminally bad breath" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 13:59:52
i'm quite looking forward to this (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 11:40:06
- tom jones? (n/m) (General Chat) - Firstnews, Apr 27, 12:00:47
- Me too. Stringer Bell does a wicked English accent. Good on him for going straight (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:44:08
  - Is that not because he's English ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 11:48:32
    - Yes, but at least he's gone straight. Great turnaround. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 11:50:16
      - ^^ You pair of cunts. I've only got to the end of Series 2. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:52:07
        
        He doesn't really, it's his brither that comes into series three. Dinger Bell. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 11:53:26
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 11:56:22
        
        'brither' is Baltimore slang for 'brother'. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 11:55:42
        
        tru' dat (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 11:56:36
        
        mos def (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 11:57:08
        
        check out how street we are on this board. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 11:57:50
        
        aye (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 11:58:05
        
        Word. You better aks somebody. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 11:59:00
    - he's also not really a drug dealer (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 11:49:47
      - ^^ You pair of cunts. I've only got to the end of Series 2. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:51:54
        
        I've never seen any of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 12:08:23
        
        stop wasting your life on here and go and watch the last 3 series then (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 11:54:32
am i missing out here? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 11:14:59
- Follow this simple flowchart for the right answer (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:27:44
  - UH OH!!!! Imminent camcannerage. (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:13:10
  - ROLF (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 11:32:20
- No, no, instruct the missus to get down Aldi and buy a cwt of oranges (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:21:07
- yes and no....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 11:19:24
  - lower case fact (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 11:54:59
- yes and no....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 11:19:14
Amazing chaps these Chinese... (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 11:12:24
- That's only NSFW if you have someone constantly monitoring your screen (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:33:54
- great name for a latitude band (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 11:20:35
- Fuckanory, they're direct aren't they? No beating around the bush for them. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:18:39
- OMG ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 27, 11:16:03