Follow this simple flowchart for the right answer

1 Do you understand what marmalade is? NO - you are CB41. Go and have a nice lie down. YES - go to Q2

2 Are you a gentleman? YES - you are already eating marmalade for breakfast. End of problem. NO - go to Q3

3 Do you aspire to eat gentlemanly breakfasts? NO - carry on spreading pate on your toast in the morning. After which don't forget to take the pitbull for a walk on your way to the Benefits Office while spitting on the pavement, swigging White Lightning, mugging old ladies, snarling at nicely dressed people and complaining about illegal immigrants. YES - got to Q4

4 Are you married? YES - buy your wife a book which includes marmalade recipes. And have a nice tax break. NO - you are responsible for Broken Britain. Please kill yourself.

Sorted.

Posted By: Old Git on April 27th 2010 at 11:27:44

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am i missing out here? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 11:14:59
- Follow this simple flowchart for the right answer (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:27:44
  - UH OH!!!! Imminent camcannerage. (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:13:10
  - ROLF (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 11:32:20
- No, no, instruct the missus to get down Aldi and buy a cwt of oranges (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:21:07
- yes and no....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 11:19:24
  - lower case fact (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 11:54:59
- yes and no....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 11:19:14

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