Boutique Hotel is the latest plan, changing it's name to the Concretery.

All the rooms will have names. Shed of dreams to become the honeymoon suite, calling it "The Fumblery."

Scallops with serrano ham, parsnip crisps and pea puree on the menu for every meal. Optional mepopmebang side dish for breakfast.

To welcome you to your room we provide a box of Quality Street on the pillow along with a bottle of White Lightning to wash it down and set the tone for your romantic break.

Posted By: jafski on April 27th 2010 at 14:55:46

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FAO malbarkid! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:44:38
- Upstairs should have a museum of automata (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 14:57:56
  - Good idea, not enough room. We went for an interactive touch screen automata experience (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 14:58:42
    - you press a button and the picture of roger changes to him in his mankini? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 15:45:44
      - In a nutshell. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:49:24
- Yes, I said malbarkid (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:45:01
  - Boutique Hotel is the latest plan, changing it's name to the Concretery. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 14:55:46
    - You'll be dressing Garry 2rses up as a Bell Boy next (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:59:20
      - mankini Roger will be front of house, staff will wear branded 'Concretery' mankinis. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:00:35
        
        guests have complimentary use of mankinis whilst there (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:01:52
        
        It's very high concept. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:03:10
        
        got a jimnasium usp though (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:06:27
        
        Exactly, and Nasers is available to all female guests as a multi-gym. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:08:39
        
        ^^^^ "Hello laaaaaaaaaaadeeeees!" ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 15:40:48
        
        what will be the 'do not disturb' gizmo for door hanging (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:05:05
        
        Oh, there aren't any doors. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:06:31
        
        that's good - no need to worry about losing keys (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:08:30
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:09:15
        
        And the real ale of course... (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 15:13:49
        
        Yes, we don't want that again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:19:15
        
        Roy CArroll will be booking in then (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:12:44
        
        Let's hope so, sprinkle a little stardust on our opening. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:14:04
        
        lol thass wot i thunk (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:13:28
    - I'm there! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:57:59
      - If you have to ask you can't afford it at chez malkyjafsium. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 14:59:26
        
        I only ask to be polite (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:17:26
        
        No need for a video camera. CCTV in each room, tapes available to guest on check out. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:20:04
        
        I find a fixed camera system doesn't always have the clarity I seek on playback (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:24:31
        
        I can assure sir that we have expensively and exhaustively researched the market and can (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:28:43
        
        aka Tumbly sitting on top of the wardrobe with a camcanrecorder (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 15:43:45
        
        We did trial that yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:50:30
        
        You've obviously put a lot of thought into the needs of your guests, so we'll go with CCTV (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:34:22
        
        WHilst we make every effort to ensure the high quality of our 'product' available to guest (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:37:48
        
        Massive Attack looks a lot like he ought to be able to look after that end of the business (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 15:44:21
        
        He is providing the contracted out security and filled rolls concession. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:52:01
        
        that'd be good (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:22:28
        
        Exactly. Price rises according to category of clump in film. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:27:43
        
        ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:32:10
        
        brillo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 15:21:00
        
        i'll have the penthouse suite please (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 15:04:04
        
        Ah, the 'Lakenham Room'. But of course Sir. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:06:02
        
        "may i take your carrier bags sir?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:08:33
        
        'I see sir has gone for the Force 10, a very wise choice if I may say so sir.' (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:10:14
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 27, 14:56:51

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