I can assure sir that we have expensively and exhaustively researched the market and can

offer the highest level surveillance footage on the market.

Recommended by the FBI.

Posted By: jafski on April 27th 2010 at 15:28:43

Message Thread

FAO malbarkid! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:44:38
- Upstairs should have a museum of automata (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 14:57:56
  - Good idea, not enough room. We went for an interactive touch screen automata experience (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 14:58:42
    - you press a button and the picture of roger changes to him in his mankini? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 15:45:44
      - In a nutshell. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:49:24
- Yes, I said malbarkid (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:45:01
  - Boutique Hotel is the latest plan, changing it's name to the Concretery. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 14:55:46
    - You'll be dressing Garry 2rses up as a Bell Boy next (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 14:59:20
      - mankini Roger will be front of house, staff will wear branded 'Concretery' mankinis. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:00:35
        
        guests have complimentary use of mankinis whilst there (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:01:52
        
        It's very high concept. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:03:10
        
        got a jimnasium usp though (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:06:27
        
        Exactly, and Nasers is available to all female guests as a multi-gym. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:08:39
        
        ^^^^ "Hello laaaaaaaaaaadeeeees!" ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 27, 15:40:48
        
        what will be the 'do not disturb' gizmo for door hanging (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:05:05
        
        Oh, there aren't any doors. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:06:31
        
        that's good - no need to worry about losing keys (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:08:30
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:09:15
        
        And the real ale of course... (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 27, 15:13:49
        
        Yes, we don't want that again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:19:15
        
        Roy CArroll will be booking in then (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 15:12:44
        
        Let's hope so, sprinkle a little stardust on our opening. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:14:04
        
        lol thass wot i thunk (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:13:28
    - I'm there! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 14:57:59
      - If you have to ask you can't afford it at chez malkyjafsium. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 14:59:26
        
        I only ask to be polite (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:17:26
        
        No need for a video camera. CCTV in each room, tapes available to guest on check out. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:20:04
        
        I find a fixed camera system doesn't always have the clarity I seek on playback (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:24:31
        
        I can assure sir that we have expensively and exhaustively researched the market and can (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:28:43
        
        aka Tumbly sitting on top of the wardrobe with a camcanrecorder (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 27, 15:43:45
        
        We did trial that yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:50:30
        
        You've obviously put a lot of thought into the needs of your guests, so we'll go with CCTV (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 27, 15:34:22
        
        WHilst we make every effort to ensure the high quality of our 'product' available to guest (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:37:48
        
        Massive Attack looks a lot like he ought to be able to look after that end of the business (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 15:44:21
        
        He is providing the contracted out security and filled rolls concession. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:52:01
        
        that'd be good (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:22:28
        
        Exactly. Price rises according to category of clump in film. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:27:43
        
        ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:32:10
        
        brillo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 15:21:00
        
        i'll have the penthouse suite please (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 15:04:04
        
        Ah, the 'Lakenham Room'. But of course Sir. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:06:02
        
        "may i take your carrier bags sir?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 15:08:33
        
        'I see sir has gone for the Force 10, a very wise choice if I may say so sir.' (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 15:10:14
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 27, 14:56:51

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