Wasp FACTS.

Wasps are in terms of size to power ratio the strongest creature on the planet.

If a Wasp was the size of a small goat it would be able to pick up California and hurl it into space with enough force to escape the gravitational pull of the Earth, it would continue until it reached Saturn where it's mass and velocity would not be enough to stop gravity pulling it crashing into Saturn's outer atmosphere where it would break up and become integral to the formation of a new ring called Jasper in homage to the NFN name for a Wasp.

Posted By: jafski on April 29th 2010 at 14:49:03

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I think I've a wasps' nest (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 14:18:58
- We had one in the roof last summer. Local council were a brazillion times (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 14:40:41
  - I put a little bit of Jam on an outside light near a window (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 15:01:40
    - There was a fella name Lee, who thought he'd been stung by a wasp (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 15:10:19
      - ^^^ Possibly the worst limerick ever ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 29, 15:13:08
        
        John Cooper Clarke innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 15:13:56
    - Eaton Trifle? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 29, 15:04:37
- Wasp FaCts (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:39:17
  - Wasp FACTS. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 29, 14:49:03
    - i'm not having that (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 15:12:22
    - makes you think! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 29, 15:03:54
    - As far as I'm concerned... (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 15:01:04
      - If you fed wasps, they would score (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 15:02:15
  - Did the German ones miss the result 65 years ago? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 14:45:14
  - and, wouldn't you know it...... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:42:13
    - There are loads of different types aren't there? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 14:49:47
      - them weird looking ones yup (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:53:13
    - What about flies though - what's the point of those fuckers other than to spread death... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 29, 14:45:47
      - They like pitch invasions (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 14:53:39
      - circle of life panda old boy (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:50:15
        
        Ants (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:59:55
        
        Speaking of which (circle of life) did you see that Tibetan Sky Burial link that went rou (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 14:52:31
        
        Yeah saw that the other day. Very interesting. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 29, 15:07:09
        
        Makes you think doesn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 15:09:47
        
        negatory AB (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:53:48
        
        Right OK. WARNING: DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 15:01:39
        
        i think i'll stick with cremation cheers (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 15:20:19
        
        I think about pat butcher, it doesn't take long after that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 16:01:13
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 16:08:54
- Don't kill them (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 29, 14:37:40
- Euphemism alert. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 29, 14:30:03
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 14:50:39
- Had the same recently, been guiding them out of the room a lot (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 14:24:46
  - It is, according to the pest control boys we had out last summer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 14:42:50
    - well they can real estate somewhere else. The little runts (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 14:49:19
- I'm absolutely petrified of wasps. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:21:42
  - Had a phobia to them a while back, but then (General Chat) - pants, Apr 29, 14:26:03
  - I used to be (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 14:25:49
  - golly (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 14:22:55
    - think he means he's allergic to wasp stings (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:26:12
      - I'm not allergic and I've never been stung. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:43:33
        
        how do you feel about bees? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:47:27
        
        Same. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:49:40
        
        hoverflies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:51:56
        
        No. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:53:09
        
        Bumble bees? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 15:10:53
        
        yeah, I've seen lots of big ones (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 29, 15:17:16
        
        They're all fuwwy too (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 29, 15:14:26
        
        Bumble bees are cute but they unsettle me. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 15:14:22
        
        Like me, you need to be stung (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 15:18:31
        
        See below. Am not afraid of being stung, I'm afraid of the wasp. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 15:36:40
        
        Pick them up by the wings and throw them hard onto the floor - that's what I do. Wasps (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 15:40:24
        
        My daddy kills wasps by nipping them (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 15:44:37
        
        wasp nipping - I saw it being demo'd at a Gaia-Sol do in Riley once. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 29, 15:48:54
        
        good-o (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:58:52
        
        that's bad (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:46:09
        
        I know. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:47:08
        
        My best mate hid a wasp inside a cigarette box on my stag weekend and offered me one. (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 29, 14:50:54
        
        what a penis! (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:52:49
      - Are you my little cousin, Angela who blubbed all those years ago? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 14:27:13
        
        no (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 29, 14:36:14
- Put a bit of jam in a jam jar, three quarters fill it with water (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 14:21:32
  - Do wasps do anything useful? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 29, 14:22:11
    - They make chutney. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 14:41:40
    - badgers eat 'em (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 14:29:16
    - Dogs (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 29, 14:23:33

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