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Right I couldn't afford last night, but went, do i goto Burnely? (NCFC) - wgf500, Oct 29, 12:00:43
- No (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 29, 12:04:17
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:03:47
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 12:03:24
  - I was actually basing my decision on the first reply so game on! (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Oct 29, 12:04:01
    - live every day like its your last (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 12:09:18
      - If you lived everyday like your last, wouldn't you be laying in a hospital holding on for (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 12:17:12
        
        not everyone dies in hospital or of a heart attack y'know (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 12:18:25
        
        but on your last day, it pretty much sucks dunnit? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 12:21:51
        
        Not if you're doing a bonk with Parminder Nagra or Melissa-Theuriau (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:26:02
        
        dunno, i'll let you know once i've died (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 12:25:18
        
        not if you die of a drug overdose (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 12:24:39
        
        or if you are poisoned by lisa riley queefing on your face (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 12:27:36
        
        You made me sick up (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:30:21
        
        my bad (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 12:44:54
        
        POI! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:51:47
    - Well you'll have to take a crash course in Keysnian economics (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 29, 12:06:29
FAO Git, 2 days left mate, Get Spiceworld in before they come back!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:49:35
- After blindasabat maliciously started recommendig dud fillums, knowing that I am a fillum (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:55:45
- he ought to get a strap on sally movie in (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 11:54:06
- lol - preposchoorus (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:50:07
Ross and Brand suspended (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 29, 11:33:14
- They should suspend Russell Brand's football column in The Guardian, too. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 11:50:03
  - He is a weapons grade cunt int he? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:51:18
    - He sure is - he's got a face you'd *never* tire of punching, but what really jars me (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 11:54:03
      - I think he has a really interesting face (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:58:01
      - just because he nicked your hair cut off you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:56:39
        
        and ottos skinny jeans (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 11:58:48
        
        And the way I always dress like a cartoon pirate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 11:59:20
        
        in fact i don't think you two have ever been seen in the same room (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 12:01:00
        
        No, but after we had sex he called my 93-year-old grandmother and left a message. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 12:06:26
        
        It went like this (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 12:12:00
        
        That's *exactly* what was left on the poor old lady's phone? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 12:14:26
        
        don't tell pk, he'll think you're a bender (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 12:10:09
        
        I think he reached that conclusion when I told him I worked for a Brighton gay porn site. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 12:11:12
        
        will you be on page 3 of The Sun tomorrow too? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 12:08:15
        
        No, I'm trying to move on from that line of work. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 12:09:35
        
        That'll make your Nanny wiggle (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:07:50
        
        And the way I talk. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 11:58:44
- Just as an additional..... (General Chat) - wgf500, Oct 29, 11:46:19
- Yes, it's all the Daily Mail's fault (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:38:39
  - "I can't have a cup of tea whilst having my hair done, because they've banned christmas, (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:41:42
- Reminds me of when the media wanted to lynch Craig Charles (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:36:44
- actually, yes, well done the Mail on Sunday (i believe it was them that kicked this whole (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 11:36:07
- Good, so they should be. (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Oct 29, 11:35:15
- It's all gone a bit silly. 1% of people who actually listened to the show complained! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:34:53
  - I don't think that's a rational point to make (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:38:16
    - I know, I don't listen to them, nor do I agree with what they did. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:43:12
      - well for both Gordon Brown and David Cameron (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 11:45:34
        
        thats kind of what i mean, a lot seem to be doing it for their own self publicity. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:47:37
      - there are a lot of people with far too much time on their hands, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:44:54
    - Probably the same people who laugh at the pub landlord, missing the point completely (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:40:27
  - actually 1/1,000,000th of the show's listeners initially complained (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 29, 11:37:44
    - It doesn't matter who complained, how many complained, when they complained, if they (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:43:39
      - a bit like Max Moseley, who cares if he slept with prostitutes (allegedly)? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:46:54
        
        yer but he dresses like a fecking german, thats different (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 11:59:56
        
        that was only so the German prossie would feel 'more at home' (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 12:26:07
      - Is that why she has pic on the net then? (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 11:45:09
        
        That's got fuck all to do with her shagging Russell Brand (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:46:12
        
        She didn't though....... (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 11:52:57
        
        She did though: Georgina admitted she was a past lover of lothario Brand, 33. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:56:42
        
        I see (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 12:02:15
        
        It doesn't matter that people have jumped on the bandwagon either: the fact remains that (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:03:36
        
        Then we have come to an agreement! (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 12:07:51
        
        Indeed, at least regarding that element - I wonder if the bandwagon thing is, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:11:12
        
        i think you should stop wondering and accept it as fact (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 12:15:07
        
        Indeed, at least regarding that element - I accept the fact that the bandwagon thing is, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:16:57
        
        Or telling her grandpa that you've fucked her, and broadcasting a tape of you doing that (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:48:52
        
        that wasn't Brand, it was Ross. (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 29, 11:51:58
        
        Oh yes, all Brand did was (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 12:00:22
        
        Bloody hell - he's a shit poet too! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 29, 12:08:49
        
        sounds fine to me, nothing obscene or abusive there. (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 29, 12:05:00
    - I wonder if many who complained actually know who either of them are (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:38:53
      - does it matter if they know who either of them are? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 11:42:35
      - It's a sad truth that the fact that Andrew Sachs is regarded as a national treasure (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:41:51
        
        I'll answer this from both you and blindas, no I guess it doesn't (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:48:39
        
        indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 29, 11:48:13
        
        ^^yep (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:44:45
BURN CANARY FAIRY ON A BIG BONFIRE ON NOVEMBER 5TH (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Oct 29, 10:23:44
- slim (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 11:55:58
Goodbye everyone, I will leave Norwich city later this afternoon (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 29, 09:42:19
- Have safe journey home (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Oct 29, 10:44:03
  - BTW Why buy Derby shirts? (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Oct 29, 10:45:25
- All the best Dave. Foulsham Canary sends his regards. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 29, 10:33:50
  - *sniggers* (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 29, 10:36:39
    - gay (n/m) (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Oct 29, 21:08:27
    - racist (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 10:38:14
      - It's a seven letter word, "people who annoy you...." (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 29, 10:42:11
- Try to sit towards the middle of the plane (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Oct 29, 10:20:17
- Good news about reaching a 56 inch waist (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 29, 10:14:51
- Good news about reaching a 56 inch waist (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 29, 10:14:51
- Find it hard to disagree about the full-backs. They were distinctly average last night. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Oct 29, 09:55:18
  - The fullback were extremely poor from the first game I watched against Bristol (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 29, 10:06:03
- Have a good trip David, nice meeting you the other day (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 09:46:55
- goodbye david....you're a true supporter and legend....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 29, 09:45:37
- have a safe trip david (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 09:45:04
- give my love to Cathy (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 29, 09:44:55
- see ya (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 29, 09:43:36
you don't get many of them to the pound (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 15:30:00
- she's even got a fun size one to the left too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 15:30:51
  - this probablt isn't funny but if you wooglr malkybarkid (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 15:32:06
    - nope. I think he wishes he was me though (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 15:36:08
      - we all wish we were you (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 15:39:28
just signed leyroy lita on the championship fantasy wrath league (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 14:41:01
*a very important post* (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 14:29:02
- What's the hoops one doing? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 15:08:30
  - playing with her basketball (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 15:22:59
- ... (General Chat) - APB, Oct 28, 15:05:14
  - A perfect beer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 28, 15:11:56
- ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 28, 14:42:21
  - NSFW (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 14:45:38
    - I like a good ole virgina at my afternoon 3s. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 15:02:44
      - You like one at any time you bugger! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 15:04:16
        
        Well yes - but I think you might have heard me say to Pete and Jelly (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 15:10:20
    - Why not? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 14:47:46
      - Bare mary (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 28, 15:00:14
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 15:01:44
        
        better than a bear mary (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 15:03:20
        
        Did he? Zoiks! Yep, you're right or a gret ole cherman lady's mary. We had one point hers (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 15:06:17
- intut... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 28, 14:33:34
At home today, and watching FOX News showing both Obama and McCain rallies live... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:27:42
- McCain has got them chanting "We want coal, we want coal" (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:47:35
- Switch it off, Fox News will rot your brains (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 28, 14:41:50
  - I know - it's a risky strategy... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:43:25
    - Also get off wrath and go for a walk in the crisp, autumnal air, have a nice couple of (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 14:50:31
      - Cold and flu, unfortunately... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:51:37
        
        Flu as in Influenza? Are you sure? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 14:55:11
        
        possibly more man flu than flu to be honest... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:56:39
        
        Felt a bit iffy after last night too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 15:18:34
        
        Flip! - I was gonna say. You can die from Influenza. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 14:58:39
        
        then get off wrath, wrap up warm and go for a walk in the crisp, autumnal air, have a nice (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 28, 14:53:20
        
        and do a bonk on a sexy lady in front of an open fire on a big, fluffly rug (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 14:56:07
        
        coughing sexily into her face. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:57:03
        
        Wear a gimp mask or a Bart Simpson one. And go for the wheelbarrow position - her face (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 14:59:49
        
        ...but otherwise, yes, I wholeheartedly agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:52:08
    - try CNN (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 28, 14:48:04
- After this, surely it's over for McCain................. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 28, 14:32:06
  - Haha - brilliant. At least it proves the cheering masses do actually listen (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:35:43
  - Can't get youtube but is that the massive gaff he makes when he's responding (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 28, 14:35:33
    - yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:36:05
      - yeh that was on the Daily Show last week (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 28, 14:39:18
        
        It's cringe worthy when he tries to wriggle out of it. it's America, someone should have (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 28, 14:41:36
- Does anyone watch The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on More4? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 28, 14:30:43
  - Might have to have a look at that (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:31:54
- the wrath of course (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 14:30:43
- and what is that? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 28, 14:29:09
  - to elect the wrath over the oinkun (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 28, 14:32:21
  - To elect someone with at least a modicum of intelligence. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 28, 14:30:20
Fed up with Radio Norfolk and the Final Score? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 25, 13:19:20
- no need to swear young man (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 25, 13:24:10
can i just say how good it is that we are wearing the charity shirts today (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 25, 12:07:50
- Dont forget to give generously to the collectors outside the ground as well (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 12:10:02
  - What's the deal with the shirts Lee? Are they being auctioned afterwards? I know two other (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 25, 12:25:40
    - Yep (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 12:31:09
      - They go on E-bay according to Goreham on the Scrimmage. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 25, 12:41:20
        
        That's a shame, considering how much ebay charge these days (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 12:44:17
  - i'll certainly give a couple of quid (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 25, 12:11:41
    - Good man (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 12:12:10
      - TBH (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 25, 12:16:47
        
        That was the idea in going for local charities (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 12:19:03
listen you lot (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 25, 11:52:23
- another cock signs in (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 11:55:11
  - you sir really have no sense of humour (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 25, 11:57:11
Odds On Todays Game (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Oct 25, 11:00:55
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Oct 25, 12:08:04
- I'd love getting a result today more than tuesday (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 11:31:39
  - To an extent they handed the game to us... (NCFC) - Dog, Oct 25, 11:53:10
    - Cheers dog (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 11:59:16
      - marvin'd (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 25, 12:02:28
      - FFS - it is NOT pants against the World!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 12:00:29
        
        Lee aoplogise you know that pants is right (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 25, 12:03:38
  - Wolves didn't half hand the game to us (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Oct 25, 11:44:12
    - dick (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 11:45:59
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 25, 11:45:40
  - ............................... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 25, 11:37:15
  - bollocks bollocks bollocks, that is so bollocks (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 25, 11:36:53
    - Yep - we had to force them into those points where they make mistakes (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 11:43:13
      - i know I've kept that opinion to myself now (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 11:45:30
        
        it's by no means an over reaction at all pants (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 25, 11:46:51
        
        Not really though, is it? People are just disagreeing with your opinion (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 11:46:36
        
        Disagreeing with it isn't the issue (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 11:48:16
        
        I dont honestly see an issue with the reaction either, to be honest (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 11:50:54
        
        Going back to the point I made, were the goals just standard finishes? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 11:53:36
        
        So the disagreement in opinion IS the issue, then? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 11:56:52
        
        I think the issue is pretty obvious (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 11:58:44
        
        I'm going to leave this now - it's getting stupid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 12:00:05
        
        All i generally said was some of the goals the other night were (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 12:05:14
        
        pants you are entittled to your opinion (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 25, 12:10:29
        
        Good on you's getting your pound of flesh pre match (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 12:20:35
        
        Fucking hell. Grow up. Stop being the victim. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 12:25:22
        
        when you just half quoted me and translated it into something else? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 12:26:31
        
        What you said was "Wolves didn't half hand the game to us" (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 12:09:13
        
        you conveniently copy and pasted a quote (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 12:18:54
        
        OK then (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 12:20:59
        
        funny thing is (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 12:25:19
        
        your opinion is bollocks (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 25, 11:56:14
    - I can't see Donny's keeper handing us the first goal (NCFC) - pants, Oct 25, 11:42:14
      - To be fair pants, we were all over em. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 25, 12:00:29
      - You wont see it will you............... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 25, 11:59:25
      - brilliant (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 25, 11:45:04
    - Drunk angry man in the Barclay will. He was sporting a new pink shirt on Tuesday but..... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 25, 11:38:29
      - we had a drunk angry man next to us (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 25, 11:40:18
        
        Can't be the same man, this one in the lower barclay is always angry. Very, angry. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 25, 11:43:56
        
        selwyns? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 25, 11:46:03
        
        Could well be, never enquired as I fear he might attack if provoked. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 25, 11:46:53
        
        Big bloke, cropped grey hair, lotus cars jacket (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 25, 11:48:44
        
        Ah no that's not him, this man is a young angry hoon. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 25, 11:50:45
- JINX ! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 25, 11:19:24
Fancy Fucking Dress (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 19:56:10
- bald yourself up and put some HP sauce on your head (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 23, 20:29:48
  - LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 20:30:39
    - I also agree 100% with YY's sentiments, fancy dress parties - the devils work (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 23, 20:37:03
      - particularly when you turn up a day early (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 20:39:08
        
        that is unfortunate especially if you're dressed as Hitler dressed as a man hating lesbian (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 23, 20:45:29
        
        if i was dressed up like that (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 20:55:50
        
        You could claim to be (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 23, 20:58:50
- men in black, simple (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 20:16:10
  - Suppose so, but then you have to field endless "What are you meant to be?" questions (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 20:18:02
    - get a superman outfit and borrow and wheelchair (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 20:24:18
      - Or a Superman T-shirt, with a suit + some glasses and say you're Clark Kent mid-change! (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Oct 23, 20:40:51
- Norwich shirt and shaved head (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 23, 20:10:20
- Turn up in a pair of boxer shorts..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 23, 20:02:30
  - That *is* funny. And cheap. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 20:10:11
    - go in the nude, with your manhood in a bucket of yellow liquid (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 20:13:41
      - either that or go as danny dyer? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 20:14:23
        
        or that cunt lovejoy, off of 606, not the TV cop one. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 23, 20:42:04
all raise your hand if you think the doc (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 13:55:48
- On Toosdee, I (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:59:17
  - lovin..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 14:07:26
- Mine's raised. (n/m) (NCFC) - A Pervert Brags, Oct 23, 13:58:11
  - bragging again (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:58:38
  - The start of a theme methinks (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:58:32
    - It was asking for it. (n/m) (NCFC) - A Pervert Brags, Oct 23, 13:59:09
      - BANG! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 14:00:49
        
        Are you next door? (NCFC) - A Pervert Brags, Oct 23, 14:02:03
- 'ee's only gone and done a football post, to be fair. I've raped it, happy days. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:57:18
- I like the Doc. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:56:29
I've got to go and get some vegetables. What shall I get? (n/m) (General Chat) - A Pervert Brags, Oct 23, 13:52:05
- 9 spuds (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 14:03:17
- get some "ROOT" vegetables (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 14:02:05
  - I've got the meat ready. (General Chat) - A Pervert Brags, Oct 23, 14:03:34
    - actually i'm not, but enjoy anyhow (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 14:04:48
- broccoli......just for the name alone, top vegage! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 13:55:11
- Those two off the market (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:54:48
- a butternut squash. And do a soup out of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:53:48
- A sprout. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:53:17
- a carrot & 2 shallots. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:52:57
Dogs over cats (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:51:45
- Dogs over cats (General Chat) - megson, Oct 23, 14:22:30
  - your cat........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 14:53:56
- cats...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 13:56:47
- My dog wee's in my house (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 13:56:42
  - Yes, it will be unless you remove it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:00:22
- I have two dogs. I normally like them but it does disturb me a bit when (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:53:11
  - thats wared (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 13:56:39
    - If dogs could suck I'd probably consider it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:00:56
      - you've been living in the holands too long one thinks (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 14:10:00
  - when I use to play football & I cut my leg, my labradog use to lick the cut, more soothing (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:55:23
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 13:52:59
Anyone know when XXL is coming over? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 23, 12:10:22
- Surely he'll let us know wont he? One min, I'll facebook Gary Holt. (NCFC) - songwriter81, Oct 23, 12:14:22
  - Why is Holty the only one to know. We never get told anything (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 23, 12:19:41
- anyone know what xxl is coming over? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 12:14:16
  - A signed photo of Daryl Sutch grooming Andrew Cave-Brown (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 23, 12:18:02
- No idea (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 12:10:37
would it be hugely innappropriate for me to get some slight tentage at the possibility of (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:02:20
- One swallow doesn't make a summer and all that (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 12:20:05
  - ^^^ Yes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:21:49
    - After it ended I wanted to post "Where are all the people who stayed at home now?" (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 23, 12:26:25
      - Did you go? You should have come and done a beer. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 12:34:07
        
        No, I was at home. I've just moved, though, so I don't have the internet right now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 23, 12:38:02
        
        You should make an effort to do a Kings after a game sometime. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:47:25
      - considering the blubbing that went on on here on Monday (on) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 12:30:01
  - Welcome to supporting a football club. :>) (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 12:21:10
- shame Chris Brown left (NCFC) - inutero, Oct 23, 12:15:08
- thers more chance of getting ched back in january i reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 12:13:30
- I would have thought it unlikely given the lack of available pottage for to have a piss in (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:04:56
  - *Moores (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 12:07:50
    - Duh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:09:44
  - something like that (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:05:58
- permanent ? Should think they would want more than a packet of crisps for him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 12:03:46
  - Contract out end of the season though (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 12:04:35
    - reading really dont want him do they, coppell must hate him (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:05:26
      - Not like they're having a problem scoring goals though is it? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:07:34
        
        yeah true, i should think all 23 champs clubs would take LL before you could say dodgy HT (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Oct 23, 12:09:37
        
        if West Brom are interested in him though (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 23, 12:09:27
        
        Best we can hope for at the moment is to have him until Dec 31st (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 23, 12:11:40
        
        Yep. All looks very unlikely, eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:10:22
Now going into the city. Hope i see HIM. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 23, 11:51:52
- Board violator, board violator, you are a twisted board violator. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 11:52:32
  - i will wear the light blue Next shirt and black trouser (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 23, 11:55:23
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 12:04:19
    - you ought to buy apairs of these mother feckers (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 12:00:22
XXL has loads more friends on facebooks than I do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 11:38:01
- Yeah, but you've got me. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 11:39:40
  - year, but you've got me. (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 11:48:11
    - I know, and I'm proper honoured, like. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 23, 11:49:38
      - i'm deffinately going to FCR on saturday (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 11:55:28
mumble (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 00:00:51
Bum (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 00:00:43
- shoite (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 00:01:14
Just putting myself in the shoes of the future Mrs XXL (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 11:35:41
- camcan, i know its wrong but (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 21, 12:03:59
  - is he re-enacting the Worthington-Hughes feud (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 12:14:52
    - he can't get shearers lob over gunny (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 21, 12:21:49
- 3 GBP (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 21, 11:57:56
- How could I forget (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 11:40:42
- Markses and Spencer biscuits, though. Be fair. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 11:38:25
- XXL16 "Yeah and I ate some of the biscuits." (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 21, 11:37:58
- oh thou of limited imagination (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 11:37:32
- you're just picky... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 21, 11:37:10
  - don't you mean fricky? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 21, 11:38:11
- You're not telling me Creo hasn't tried to get you in on the old Blackburn fantasy? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 11:36:47
FAO arizona bay (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 21, 10:55:09
- It is in terms of losing heavily at football, yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 11:01:27
  - I'm just reading the rubber ducks one (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 11:04:27
    - The newest one is good - sort of sequel to The Sacred Art of Stealing (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 11:09:01
      - I think I'm a bit out of sequence (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 11:13:40
        
        I went a bit off Colin Bateman (not sure which one did it) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 11:16:23
        
        I think his Dan Starkey ones are really good (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 11:18:40
        
        Actually - Murphy's Law - the only one that was scripted by Bateman was the very first one (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 11:20:08
Going to the game tonight... (NCFC) - leedscanary, Oct 21, 10:47:49
- Melissa Theuriau is doing a twisty dance dressed up as a French Maid at half time. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 11:02:29
  - Louis's Wife? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 11:07:41
    - No the sexy french newsreaderess (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 11:11:22
      - oh (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 11:13:10
        
        Know what you mean, but have you seen her lying legs akimbo atop my bed after 10 pints of (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 11:15:34
        
        .......... (NCFC) - megson, Oct 21, 11:40:07
        
        Not sure - it looks wet and squidgy and slightly anatomical. I don't like it. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 11:43:39
        
        someone's mouth (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 21, 11:43:16
        
        I have actually (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 11:28:20
        
        but you never go to norwich (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 21, 11:33:30
        
        oh yeah (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 11:30:42
  - where does he sit? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 21, 11:06:14
    - Just behind the front two (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 11:08:17
    - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 11:08:07
    - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 21, 11:07:33
- you may see XXL & hear first sack the board chants (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Oct 21, 10:51:24
  - Is he in charge of starting them off? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:55:24
  - Yeah of course i will go tonight! See you then! :) (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 21, 10:53:35
    - where are you sitting david? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 21, 10:59:41
      - Wash it first, especially if you've touched an upholstered seat in the Billy (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 11:09:29
- Kevin Muscat (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:48:56
Go to Oxford Cirrus (London) yesterday (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 21, 10:32:48
- Lilywhites is shit. Used to be really good, then they sold out to SportsSoccer (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Oct 21, 11:51:10
- Was it a toy shop in Soho? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 21, 10:44:48
  - Yes I think so and there are many dolls at the ground floor (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 21, 10:47:52
    - were the dolls life size? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 21, 10:51:15
      - haAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA (N/M) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 21, 10:53:49
    - Did you buy a ginger wig too? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:51:10
- What sort of toys shop, David ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 21, 10:44:38
  - For children I would think...:) (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 21, 10:48:11
    - That's disgusting (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 21, 10:49:33
      - now now (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:52:21
      - Bully (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 21, 10:51:51
  - Will it be Hamleys or will it be Anne Summerses? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 10:45:30
- As Samuel Johnson said, when a man is tired of London, he's tired of life. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 21, 10:39:25
  - Not that XXL has actually seen London... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 21, 10:54:15
- That's made my morning to be honest (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:38:18
  - Why? (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 21, 10:50:11
    - I loved reading it (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:54:04
- Which shirts did you buy David? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 21, 10:38:06
  - I get a Celtic training shirt at half price, two adidas XXL size football shorts with (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 21, 10:51:10
    - blackburn shorts ? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 21, 11:02:13
      - It doesn't get any better than that does it? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 11:06:30
      - GBP 3 only (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 21, 11:05:33
    - literally crying laughter, literally (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:57:57
- ^^^^^ *mind boggling* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 21, 10:33:42
  - Well yeah, I didn't know Gus Poyet's middle initial was B and I was right all along (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:37:18
I reckon we'll win tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Oct 21, 10:00:19
- me too (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 21, 10:56:24
- Pressure off to us at this moment and who knows (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 21, 10:24:49
  - pressure off us? are you kidding? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Oct 21, 10:26:22
    - We expected to lose in this game don't we? (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 21, 10:33:15
      - i never expect to get points against Wolves (NCFC) - south, Oct 21, 11:39:13
- I reckon we'll get humped. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 10:01:03
  - I'm trying to go with just a nuance of optimism in my head - but every time I sit and (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 10:17:30
    - I like that when going in warm pubs on cold nights. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 10:22:14
      - i don't, if i wanted not to see, i wouldn't bother wearing glasses (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 21, 10:50:27
        
        It doesn't last long, and you get to do that "Whuh! I can't see" thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 10:53:19
        
        and if i wanted to do the "Whuh! I can't see" thing i'd still just not wear my glasses... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 21, 10:58:22
        
        Well I can pretty much see OK at inside-a-pub distances without my Gregories anyway. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 11:03:27
        
        Then you wipe em, put em back on, and it happens again (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:57:03
  - the trouble with Norwich (NCFC) - big member, Oct 21, 10:12:57
    - In that sense, I reckon we'll probably draw tonight and draw saturday (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:17:10
      - or a win tonight and a draw at the weekend (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 21, 10:22:04
      - Right, you. Listen to this and don't make me repeat it again. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 10:21:24
        
        cHeErS (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:28:26
        
        Look at this for a ham leg (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 21, 10:26:14
        
        utter bollocks (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 21, 10:24:16
        
        You do, you just don't call it ham. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 10:31:02
        
        Do you like a ham shank? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 21, 10:39:32
        
        i think a sheeps more muscley in the leg department than a turkey (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 21, 10:32:53
who's looking forwad to tomorrows match (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 20, 15:11:15
- The Doc is and the lads are too (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 20, 15:27:35
  - they love night games because (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Oct 20, 15:29:01
    - Yeah cos that's impossible on a saturday (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 20, 15:29:52
      - Easier mid week though (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Oct 20, 15:34:54
        
        I see. I'll bow to your knowledge on the subject (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 20, 15:36:13
  - oh the doc is back-everything will be ok now (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 20, 15:28:25
    - agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 20, 15:29:31
- me (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 20, 15:21:14
  - Hmmmmmmm - there's a fair chance we might get beaten, and Selwyn is looking forward to it. (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 20, 15:24:24
    - fair chance we will get beat every game.dont mean il stop going (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 20, 15:25:41
      - wish it would (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 20, 15:32:20
        
        never-cant have the ground full of club apoligists like you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 20, 15:33:53
        
        Yes better to be filled with true supporters (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 20, 15:37:13
        
        Bless, selwyns has learnt a new word. 'apoligists' (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 20, 15:37:07
        
        yeah copied it from another poster (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 20, 15:45:20
        
        xxl by the looks of it (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 20, 16:12:49
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 20, 15:43:02
- Not really... (NCFC) - Declan, Oct 20, 15:20:45
  - I'll buy them off you (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 20, 15:29:50
- No. We're going to get mullah'd (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 15:19:47
- No. I've been going for 200 years since I was half-an-hour old... (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 20, 15:19:15
  - rofl. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 20, 15:31:52
  - Night games are brill this time of the year aren't they. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 20, 15:20:59
  - ... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 15:20:16
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 20, 15:19:30
- We're going to get humped. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 20, 15:17:29
  - how good will it be IF we beat the wolfs (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 20, 15:19:04
    - loads (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 20, 15:19:58
    - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 15:19:13
- me, missed the chatroom satday (NCFC) - pants, Oct 20, 15:16:00
  - room audio: off (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 20, 15:16:21
    - pants: ignore (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 15:19:25
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 20, 15:22:23
    - 20 and a multi million selling album by the fugees (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 20, 15:17:19
- I somehow don't think Jim is. Of course, (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 20, 15:15:27
- Yes. Wish I was there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 20, 15:15:10
  - I agree with that ! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 20, 15:20:44
- Graham (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Nine, Oct 20, 15:14:52
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 20, 15:12:59
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 20, 15:11:39
ding ding (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 20, 14:54:47
- Just a glance at it all and it looks incredibly dull (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 20, 14:58:49
  - bit like your love life (General Chat) - Rofl_Harris, Oct 20, 15:07:52
    - fao jim^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 15:12:49
- lucky the (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 14:58:43
- Apparently I'm you (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 20, 14:55:31
  - er no i'm (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 20, 14:58:40
    - i'm EVERYONE who's ever argued with pants (General Chat) - Rofl_Harris, Oct 20, 15:04:06
      - everyone on here ever has afgueed with pants at some time (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 20, 15:09:52
        
        no the rules are (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 15:14:01
        
        the thing is you shouldn't log in when you are pre menstral (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 20, 15:17:52
        
        I like to roll my own (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 15:18:40
        
        That dunt work though, do ut (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 15:16:33
        
        a bit like I've never been to a game? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 15:17:42
        
        No I mean you can't be the only one who argues, cos then it wouldn't be you (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 15:21:11
        
        and I have no life (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 15:17:54
        
        and I've never left the house (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 15:18:06
        
        That's not true. You went to see Orgasmic Whalesnot at the Shambles in June 97 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 20, 15:21:42
        
        You might've never had a pot noodle, but you've had a bombay bad boy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 20, 15:19:20
        
        and my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 15:20:16
  - I thought you might be one of his alto ego's yeah (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 14:57:16
    - no we don't you big fat dippo (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 20, 14:59:52
2 spare tickets for Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip tonight @ Waterfront... (General Chat) - woody, Oct 20, 14:50:18
- led zeppelin, just a band, minor threat, just a band (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 20, 15:01:59
- *Shakes head in amazement* :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 15:01:08
- You could try asking for a babysitter (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 20, 14:52:34
  - Did think of that - but don't think they'd leave their kids with anyone... (General Chat) - woody, Oct 20, 14:55:03
    - there's a wrath creche (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 20, 14:56:37
      - That's when mummy comes to pick me up! (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 20, 14:58:56
I am going to have a bet on us beating wolves, and (NCFC) - trueyellow, Oct 20, 14:41:20
- A fiver? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 20, 14:43:56
- Stick a pony on it. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 20, 14:43:16
  - or a monkey? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 20, 14:47:30
    - Put a fackin' donk on it. (NCFC) - Danny Fuggin Dyer, Oct 20, 14:50:18
- 180-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Oct 20, 14:42:09
Perhaps we should all go outside to get some fresh air (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 20, 14:29:52
- HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THIS WHILE OUR CLUB IS DYING!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 20, 14:39:38
  - But it's symbolic. Every year the leaves die, just like our club, but (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 14:44:11
  - Because nature is so beautiful & our football isn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 20, 14:44:06
- It's just started raining (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 20, 14:31:26
  - Autumn is my favourite. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 14:35:22
    - i love winter (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 20, 14:55:11
    - The wood and park opposite my house look splendid at the moment. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 20, 14:45:35
    - I like a crisp Winter morning, with a lamina of frost decorating the landscape. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 20, 14:45:07
      - I like any morning when it's dead misty. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 20, 14:57:59
        
        Yes, Fog is also good (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 20, 15:01:32
        
        Bear? (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 20, 15:00:37
        
        I haven't had any problems with bears. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 20, 15:02:34
        
        poomer pie (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 20, 15:05:35
      - A lamina of frost? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 20, 14:48:35
    - Mine too! Would you like to hold hands and skip though some leaves? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 20, 14:41:07
      - Yes please (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 20, 14:45:42
        
        What colour are your wellies? I don't want to clash. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Oct 20, 14:48:31
  - and there are few trees in the feckin Fens (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 14:35:01
    - Go catch a Zander (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 20, 14:38:54
      - I used to in my yoof. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 14:44:43
        
        Best one I had was a 10lb 5oz from near Downham Market (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 20, 14:46:22
        
        We used to sell Zanda and Pike to The Old Fire Engine House in Ely (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 14:59:12
    - There's always Walpole Highway Rollerdrome. Go to that (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 20, 14:37:50
      - Blimey what's that? Is it near Ely? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 20, 14:45:18
did XXL16 watch the footy in the Kings? (General Chat) - lmc, Oct 19, 23:27:08
- he's camped outside the canary store (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 19, 23:31:19
my post from saturday (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 19, 22:23:44
- Chelsea is an up market area in London (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 20, 00:47:48
  - They're also about 700m in debt (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 20, 01:25:37
hello, is this the wrath? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 19, 22:19:34
how many clubs has roeder guided to relegation? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:56:22
- OK, so what if we sack him? (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 19, 22:08:15
  - not saying sack him (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 22:28:01
    - Ok fair enough but just name some quality managers who would come here. (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 20, 05:24:50
  - good post, rinaldo lol (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 19, 22:18:13
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Selwyn Gummer, Oct 19, 21:42:21
- Graham (n/m) (NCFC) - Selwyn Gummer, Oct 19, 21:32:17
- from glenn's wiki page (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 21:15:41
  - ROFL (n/m) (NCFC) - Selwyn Gummer, Oct 19, 21:33:05
    - lol, here it is, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 19, 21:42:15
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitan atahu! (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Oct 19, 21:14:07
- it's ok i've found it (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 21:02:55
  - what is more annoying (NCFC) - Dave in France, Oct 19, 21:20:49
    - indeed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 21:27:10
  - who kept us up last season? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 21:04:11
    - ched evans (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 21:04:41
      - I'm amazed (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 21:10:37
        
        it's the board's fault (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 21:12:25
        
        at last (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 21:13:36
- 1 I think, though Watford were relegated the same season he was sacked (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Oct 19, 21:02:26
- finally (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:57:28
FAO pants .. Going back to this afternoon and the thread about hucks (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 19, 19:49:04
- Can i just say something ............ (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 19, 20:25:21
  - Now i Know !! (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 19, 20:26:02
    - Not sure how many times you need telling, but I'm not replying to you (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 20:32:41
      - i was interested in how you came to your decision (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 19, 20:36:54
        
        Did you actually read what I've just said? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 20:38:52
        
        yes I read it and i'm not sniping (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 19, 20:44:09
        
        you're always on here so it's rather difficult (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:43:59
      - they're all out to get me! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:34:28
        
        Take some ritalin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 20:37:01
      - ROFL (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:33:51
    - can you all Shut up ....... I can't hear Pants over all the noise you lot are making !! (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 19, 20:31:59
- Always thought it was a bad mistake but in truth we couldn't afford to keep him. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 19, 20:17:37
  - really we couldnt afford 150000 a year? (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Oct 19, 20:30:29
    - I am not making the decision but no we couldn't, not on 1 player. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 19, 20:32:38
    - and we know no contract was offered (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:31:21
  - now think we couldn't afford to let him go... (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 19, 20:22:35
    - the derby game, re really missed his drive (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 19, 20:32:51
    - I am just so upset about our Football club (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 19, 20:23:39
      - me too (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 19, 20:26:51
        
        I could easily not go Tuesday night (I will though) but we won't score they will (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 19, 20:30:18
  - if he's so greedy (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:20:43
    - HE'S GONE (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:21:58
      - neither are half the players in the squad... (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 19, 20:25:02
        
        Fuck me, bring back Chris Sutton or ted mcdougall while we're at it then (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:29:20
        
        I agree with that (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 19, 20:35:09
        
        You're deliberately missing the point (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 19, 20:34:28
        
        I am not "telling" people what they can and can't dicuss (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:39:37
        
        I'm just curious as to your definition of futile then (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 19, 20:41:39
        
        I would had I have directed the jibe deliberately at you (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:43:29
        
        my presumption is (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 19, 20:47:04
        
        apologies then (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:51:56
        
        they would have more chance of scoring than the current strikers in the squad. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 19, 20:31:07
        
        haha (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 19, 20:37:27
      - i'm totally aware he's gone (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:23:02
        
        TO WHAT END? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:24:01
        
        you're the one telling people what they can't comment on (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:29:34
        
        not at all (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:33:21
        
        we didn't sell him (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:38:05
        
        unfortunately he'll prob be in the stands (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:23:51
- Chopper (NCFC) - Chopper, Oct 19, 20:01:27
  - No he is not right to raise it again (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:19:08
    - so we can't talk about it? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:21:18
      - I keep making the analogy (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 19, 20:29:47
      - to what end? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:23:18
        
        to make the point the club/management fucked up big time (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:25:06
        
        Then THAT is your fucking argument then dipshit!!!! (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 19, 20:31:46
        
        he can return in january (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:36:11
      - and if you accept every decision the club takes (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:22:21
      - and if you accept every decision the club takes (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:22:14
  - well said (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 19, 20:18:54
  - you're watching new heroes now, stop moaning. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 19, 20:12:35
    - Close, but I prefer to call it (NCFC) - Chopper, Oct 19, 20:13:56
I'm having a night on the Wii tonight (General Chat) - conker, Oct 18, 17:16:38
- I'm having a night on the piss. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Oct 18, 17:19:05
  - Marking your terratory? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Oct 18, 17:19:39
- I finally found somewhere selling Wii fits today after months of trying... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 18, 17:18:25
  - There are loads of places selling them (General Chat) - conker, Oct 18, 17:19:05
    - sking and snowboarding on the wii fit is great (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 18, 17:21:30
how many season ticket holders do you reckon we will have next season? (n/m) (NCFC) - rob otbc, Oct 18, 16:54:10
- If we're still full of loans then my seat will be available (NCFC) - Ben, Oct 18, 17:01:33
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Everynowandagain, Oct 18, 17:00:12
- 15000 i reckon (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 18, 16:58:33
- Well, I will.. (NCFC) - Barclay_Steve, Oct 18, 16:55:46
- 20 000 We're gluttens for punishment (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Oct 18, 16:55:33
Pattison is a fucking joke (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Oct 18, 16:53:28
- he has played pretty well this season (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 18, 16:59:36
- sounded like he played well to me (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 18, 16:54:07
  - Think he'd be OK purely as ball winner (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 18, 16:56:18
  - Apart from being the best player so far this season, i completely agree (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Oct 18, 16:54:37
as much as i don't want massive change ayt carrow rd (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 18, 16:47:19
- I'd settle for a millionaire and our own players (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Oct 18, 16:48:30
  - I'd settle for our own players (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 18, 16:51:47
What would happen if... (NCFC) - Barclay_Steve, Oct 18, 16:46:13
- If We Went Down.... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Oct 18, 16:49:53
- We'd go bust if they didn't sell up. (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Oct 18, 16:48:01
- we'd do well in league 1 (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 18, 16:48:01
  - Hasn't Done Leicester & Scunthorpe Any Harm! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Oct 18, 16:55:36
  - I almost.. (NCFC) - Barclay_Steve, Oct 18, 16:51:14
  - I used to think that... (NCFC) - Declan, Oct 18, 16:49:04
    - You paid me yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Oct 18, 16:50:27
      - Ah, did my e-mail not get through? (NCFC) - Declan, Oct 18, 17:08:40
this woogle is well wrong (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 14:37:15
woogle lunch thread (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 17, 14:19:52
- dot dot dot (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 17, 14:35:59
  - rolph (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 17, 14:38:26
  - is that leyroy lita uo colneys (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 14:38:24
- ............... (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Oct 17, 14:35:37
  - what did you do with the vinegar? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 17, 14:48:21
    - On the salad. Thanks for asking! : ) (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Oct 17, 14:55:34
- ......... (General Chat) - megson, Oct 17, 14:34:08
- ... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 14:33:49
- ... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 17, 14:27:39
- ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 17, 14:26:19
  - sounds nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 17, 14:27:16
    - In full - Dappled gazebo of mablethorpe, herringbone and weft - soaked in a fairymilk and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 17, 14:29:35
- Nice idea (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 17, 14:24:47
  - ^^^^^ will have the shits tomorrow^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 14:30:21
- ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 17, 14:21:29
  - ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 17, 14:38:39
  - ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 17, 14:23:24
    - surely this? (General Chat) - megson, Oct 17, 14:39:22
      - ^^^ i'm guessing this is what vvv is referring to and therefore NSFW? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 17, 14:41:11
        
        Nope, different, but still NSFW (if teeny tiny little images are deemed NSFW) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 17, 14:43:29
        
        i think they are SFW as anything NSFW is normally blocked for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 17, 14:58:27
    - Just as well you didn't have your usual "cup of shitty tea", becuase you really don't want (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 17, 14:33:28
    - ... (General Chat) - conker, Oct 17, 14:24:52
      - ... (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 14:28:53
Most certainly not work safe (General Chat) - conker, Oct 17, 14:16:24
- FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 14:26:51
- .............. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 17, 14:17:20
for thoose thick bastards out there (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 14:05:15
Quick Friday poll - Retro Friday - fuckin tedious or good bit of Friday fun (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 17, 13:33:21
- f**kin tedious (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 17, 13:51:16
  - all the posts are well marked= don't click on them (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 13:59:43
    - I don't (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 17, 14:02:45
      - but theres only a few...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 14:04:58
- Should be limited to one each. If i want to do the youtube I'll do it myself. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 17, 13:45:08
- I hate retro friday because i cant get the links from work (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Oct 17, 13:42:02
- No where near as tedious as car w***ing (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 17, 13:39:43
  - BTW, I never said I disliked cars. They are (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 17, 13:48:15
  - I think we've established that you don't like cars (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 17, 13:42:37
    - No more than Stringy opening retro posts. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 17, 13:45:31
    - i love them, and often pop down to my local...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:43:32
      - With your Maggie poster draped over the bonnet? ;-0 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 17, 13:46:22
        
        only on frods, for renaults i like to beat off to john major. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:50:42
        
        *fords* (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:51:00
- Wouldn't be half as tedious if it wasn't all such utter utter shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 17, 13:35:15
  - This is anything but shit............ (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 17, 13:38:31
  - Agreed. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 17, 13:37:41
  - And full of fucking You Tube that I can't access at work (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 17, 13:37:25
    - ^^^ agreed, all pointless to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 17, 14:11:57
  - excellent response. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:36:31
  - have a go^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 13:36:15
my last retro(not so retro) effort (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 13:30:47
- Bad Spanish nightclub memory retroness...... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 17, 13:32:55
- nice one......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:32:00
More retro (you'll need LOTS of time to kill) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 17, 13:13:14
- australian retro (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 13:22:25
  - .... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:24:54
    - ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 17, 13:28:18
      - Fuck me. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 17, 13:31:14
      - ... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:31:09
- ... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:16:20
  - ha ha is that jas the barclay king? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 17, 13:19:43
- No more camper than this (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 17, 13:15:25
  - trumped you on camp......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:17:34
    - I feel quite ill now! (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 17, 13:19:25
      - do u give up?! ....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:23:39
        
        Yes I can find no camper than that horrible thing (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 17, 13:24:59
        
        I thank you........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 17, 13:27:50
        
        *conutasions* - bloody hell Chelts, that's a classic. Good job OG (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 17, 13:31:45