It went like this

"I'd like to apologise for being a revolting man ? Otto's Gran. I'd like to show contrition as part of my plan, Otto's Gran.
"I said some things I shouldn't have thought were fun, like I had sex with your floppyhaired grandson. But poor old Otto, I had to get him blotto, before he'd take the money shotto."

Posted By: Old Git on October 29th 2008 at 12:12:00

Message Thread

Ross and Brand suspended (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 29, 11:33:14
- They should suspend Russell Brand's football column in The Guardian, too. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 11:50:03
  - He is a weapons grade cunt int he? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:51:18
    - He sure is - he's got a face you'd *never* tire of punching, but what really jars me (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 11:54:03
      - I think he has a really interesting face (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:58:01
      - just because he nicked your hair cut off you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:56:39
        
        and ottos skinny jeans (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 11:58:48
        
        And the way I always dress like a cartoon pirate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 11:59:20
        
        in fact i don't think you two have ever been seen in the same room (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 12:01:00
        
        No, but after we had sex he called my 93-year-old grandmother and left a message. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 12:06:26
        
        It went like this (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 12:12:00
        
        That's *exactly* what was left on the poor old lady's phone? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 12:14:26
        
        don't tell pk, he'll think you're a bender (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 12:10:09
        
        I think he reached that conclusion when I told him I worked for a Brighton gay porn site. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 12:11:12
        
        will you be on page 3 of The Sun tomorrow too? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 12:08:15
        
        No, I'm trying to move on from that line of work. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 12:09:35
        
        That'll make your Nanny wiggle (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:07:50
        
        And the way I talk. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 29, 11:58:44
- Just as an additional..... (General Chat) - wgf500, Oct 29, 11:46:19
- Yes, it's all the Daily Mail's fault (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:38:39
  - "I can't have a cup of tea whilst having my hair done, because they've banned christmas, (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:41:42
- Reminds me of when the media wanted to lynch Craig Charles (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:36:44
- actually, yes, well done the Mail on Sunday (i believe it was them that kicked this whole (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 11:36:07
- Good, so they should be. (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Oct 29, 11:35:15
- It's all gone a bit silly. 1% of people who actually listened to the show complained! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:34:53
  - I don't think that's a rational point to make (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:38:16
    - I know, I don't listen to them, nor do I agree with what they did. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:43:12
      - well for both Gordon Brown and David Cameron (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 11:45:34
        
        thats kind of what i mean, a lot seem to be doing it for their own self publicity. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:47:37
      - there are a lot of people with far too much time on their hands, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:44:54
    - Probably the same people who laugh at the pub landlord, missing the point completely (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:40:27
  - actually 1/1,000,000th of the show's listeners initially complained (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 29, 11:37:44
    - It doesn't matter who complained, how many complained, when they complained, if they (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:43:39
      - a bit like Max Moseley, who cares if he slept with prostitutes (allegedly)? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 11:46:54
        
        yer but he dresses like a fecking german, thats different (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 29, 11:59:56
        
        that was only so the German prossie would feel 'more at home' (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 12:26:07
      - Is that why she has pic on the net then? (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 11:45:09
        
        That's got fuck all to do with her shagging Russell Brand (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:46:12
        
        She didn't though....... (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 11:52:57
        
        She did though: Georgina admitted she was a past lover of lothario Brand, 33. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:56:42
        
        I see (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 12:02:15
        
        It doesn't matter that people have jumped on the bandwagon either: the fact remains that (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:03:36
        
        Then we have come to an agreement! (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 12:07:51
        
        Indeed, at least regarding that element - I wonder if the bandwagon thing is, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:11:12
        
        i think you should stop wondering and accept it as fact (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 12:15:07
        
        Indeed, at least regarding that element - I accept the fact that the bandwagon thing is, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:16:57
        
        Or telling her grandpa that you've fucked her, and broadcasting a tape of you doing that (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:48:52
        
        that wasn't Brand, it was Ross. (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 29, 11:51:58
        
        Oh yes, all Brand did was (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 12:00:22
        
        Bloody hell - he's a shit poet too! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 29, 12:08:49
        
        sounds fine to me, nothing obscene or abusive there. (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 29, 12:05:00
    - I wonder if many who complained actually know who either of them are (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:38:53
      - does it matter if they know who either of them are? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 11:42:35
      - It's a sad truth that the fact that Andrew Sachs is regarded as a national treasure (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 11:41:51
        
        I'll answer this from both you and blindas, no I guess it doesn't (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:48:39
        
        indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 29, 11:48:13
        
        ^^yep (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:44:45

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