Dogs over cats

Dogs will carry your newspaper back from the shop (but you'll never be able to read it, and anyway, can't you manage to carry it yourself you lazy f**ker?)

Dogs pooh in the neighbours drive.
(Which is picked up by his kids giving them a nasty illness, or he just comes over and lamps you for the mess on his drive)

They are always pleased to see you.
(so is our cat, she knows the sound of my car and what time we come home. Is always waiting by the door to see us, unless either of us is early and on foot,in which case she's still upstairs and you hear her surprise)
They indicate when your balls need washing by sniffing them profously. (don't you wash them anyway?)

That said, i love dogs too, big bundles of over-excited energy, and much better at scaring people.

Posted By: megson on October 23rd 2008 at 14:22:30

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Dogs over cats (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:51:45
- Dogs over cats (General Chat) - megson, Oct 23, 14:22:30
  - your cat........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 14:53:56
- cats...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 23, 13:56:47
- My dog wee's in my house (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 13:56:42
  - Yes, it will be unless you remove it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:00:22
- I have two dogs. I normally like them but it does disturb me a bit when (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:53:11
  - thats wared (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 13:56:39
    - If dogs could suck I'd probably consider it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:00:56
      - you've been living in the holands too long one thinks (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 23, 14:10:00
  - when I use to play football & I cut my leg, my labradog use to lick the cut, more soothing (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:55:23
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 13:52:59

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