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Rachel has been evicted from big brother (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 6, 22:48:35
- shame - lovely pert pair of bazookas (n/m) (General Chat) - WalterTheSofty, Aug 6, 22:56:27
  - Martin Taylor (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Aug 6, 22:59:06
    - Where's the train of thought there? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 23:05:17
    - ^^^Man making valuable point about football, gets distracted by the thought of titties (General Chat) - pants, Aug 6, 23:01:08
    - quite right but what do you think about Rachel's tits? (n/m) (General Chat) - WalterTheSofty, Aug 6, 22:59:53
      - could she manage to shut up whilst you were having a go on them? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 6, 23:04:37
        
        doubt it so you'd just have to give her something to chew on (n/m) (General Chat) - WalterTheSofty, Aug 6, 23:08:07
Lest We Forget... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 6, 22:43:55
- Completely spot on! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Aug 6, 22:47:35
  - Ciao francesco! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 22:51:04
    - Ciao Arizona Bay! (NCFC) - francesco, Aug 6, 22:52:38
      - No. It just popped in my head. I'm not very well educated. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 22:58:58
Wasn't really THAT bad was it? (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 6, 22:35:27
- Disappointing (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 6, 23:02:44
  - Nice to see it only took Admiral Pump a few seconds of the game before he got to play his (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 23:06:29
    - Ireckon Ward's got a massive pump on him if he puts his mind to it (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 6, 23:10:44
- No, not at all. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 22:47:29
- That depends on your expectations coming into the game... (NCFC) - Guildford_canary, Aug 6, 22:41:47
In pub. what channel match on? cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Aug 6, 19:15:44
- thanks guys (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Aug 6, 19:21:57
- Sky Sports 3 (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 19:17:22
- Sky Sports 3 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 19:16:45
Right, I'm off to buy a lot of beer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 16:50:45
Right, off for the friday evening crawl along the motorways. Toodle pip bors (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 6, 16:35:24
- Why would you do that? Motorways are shit this time of an evening. Specially with all ca (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 16:37:18
  - indeed. I can think of many better things to do of an evening. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 16:41:33
Am in Italy. Found a bar with sky last night who (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 6, 16:29:25
- Blimey, surely you can find something better to do in Italy of an evening (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 6, 16:32:38
  - Been so far to: (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 6, 16:44:27
  - rubbish. Watching / listening to Norwich while abroad is a great pleasure (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 16:39:57
    - I watched us lose 4-0 to Wolfs at Moulinex from a bar in Gran Canaria (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 16:42:52
      - I'm not sure that does beat my Zimbabwe experience, to be honest. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 16:43:43
        
        No, I missed out the bit where I meant to say that it isn't al (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 16:46:03
- Get yourself to the Offside Bar (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 6, 16:30:50
  - I thought that was shut for a ferfurb (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 6, 16:35:44
    - WHAT!?!?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 6, 16:52:16
holts stuck in traffic on the A17 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 6, 16:09:38
- Hi Selwyn, what's your score prediction for tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 6, 16:28:33
  - 3-1 us (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 6, 16:33:11
    - Ok, who are you and what have you done with the real selwyn? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 6, 16:38:55
      - Has someone Fritz'd him off again? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 6, 16:45:19
    - *faints* (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 6, 16:36:15
    - Well knock me down with a feather!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 6, 16:33:44
    - Fuck me. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 16:33:23
      - Well you did ask him to up his game (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 6, 16:34:32
      - He probably would, given half a chance. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 6, 16:34:21
- He didn't attend the court case you simple simple troll. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 16:13:20
  - Also you wouldn't be on the A17 returning from Shropshire (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 6, 16:24:28
  - Holt is stuck inside the Offside Bar (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 6, 16:19:52
    - Tricky firebombed him in one of his drunken rampages (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 16:24:42
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 6, 16:14:34
"Allardyce has urged Prime Minister David Cameron to change the government's tax policy be (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 15:41:46
- Ha ha. The fat fuck just needs to offer to buy their image rights instead. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 6, 15:50:46
  - ^^^Hmm, I think I've been overdosing on the Sopranos recently (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 6, 15:51:25
    - Sweets? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 6, 15:52:47
      - Not just now, thank you (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 6, 15:53:27
- Do you follow @thebig_sam on twat? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 15:43:22
  - i don't, but i may do now (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 15:51:11
    - I don't do #ff because I fucking cannot stand alliteration. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 15:56:46
      - Absolutely agree (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 6, 16:01:51
        
        Cannot contradict (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 16:11:54
McNally just said on Sky Sports that Lambert has budget for (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Aug 6, 15:26:56
- Grrr. I want to be at home watching this. SO should have booked at least the Avo off. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 6, 15:53:55
- FAO Paul Lambert (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 6, 15:45:02
  - this ^^^ (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 15:52:58
    - Oh my word. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 16:04:02
  - ^ This x 10 (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 15:45:46
- I heard that. Great interview. McNally is so cool! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 6, 15:31:56
- What is plan B? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 6, 15:30:04
  - He's a singer/rapper from Forest Gate in London but that's not important right now. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 6, 15:39:34
    - I love him. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 15:42:00
      - yes, but you also like The Hoosiers (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 15:42:34
        
        Christ on a bike, he dunt, do he?? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 6, 15:43:37
  - Here you go (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Aug 6, 15:38:25
    - Ah, I've head them. Surprised McNally has. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 6, 15:39:48
  - run away (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 15:30:37
Confirmation as to which pub is showing game please: Old Red Lion or Offside Bar... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 6, 15:16:44
- Offside Bar is shut. I know this and I don't live in London. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 15:40:57
  - haha, exactly.... not that hard and he lives nearby....! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tooting Canary, Aug 6, 15:43:21
- Old Red Lion - that's where I'm going. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 6, 15:38:02
- Kin Ada, if you're in London you're near as damit in Nodge - go to t game. (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 6, 15:24:46
- keep up mate.... not that hard to work out - Offside bar closed! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tooting Canary, Aug 6, 15:20:45
- Tricky firebombed the offside bar (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 15:20:19
  - w@nkers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 15:25:26
    - Why w*nkers? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tooting Canary, Aug 6, 15:28:06
      - I can't really remember (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 15:34:18
        
        Okay, whatever you go, have fun tonight... toot toot... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tooting Canary, Aug 6, 15:35:34
- Apparently the Offside Bar is closed for a refurb, so the ORL (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 6, 15:20:02
... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 15:03:07
I am wearing my has been occasionally lucky in the past NC shirt today (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 6, 14:07:08
- I just wore my has been occasionally lucky in the past NC shirt in the gym. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 14:29:46
Re: samcd84, yeah Hucks just drop down a message on my facebook (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 6, 13:35:26
- I think your on to something there mate, make sure he does big sizes (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 6, 13:38:29
  - YEah, I think he should make 3XL, since the XXL size rigth now (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 6, 13:46:41
    - Dave, you ever considered losing some fucking weight? (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 6, 13:55:07
      - XXXL and proud. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 6, 14:08:58
        
        He's like three of you. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 6, 14:11:18
        
        Ive been bulking up (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 6, 14:14:09
        
        Eat a load of that powder shit that body buliders use. (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 6, 14:16:42
        
        Roidpowder. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 14:32:24
        
        What, for their Chalfonts ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 14:34:19
        
        Imagine if you gave roids to your Chalfonts - you'd never be able to sit down. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 14:37:34
        
        Indeed. Them would be a monster set of Nurembergs (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 14:39:32
Horse fought the law, and the Horse won (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 6, 12:21:16
- ^ This. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 12:23:02
  - Although, actually, the law won, according to the Rasher. Guilty. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 12:24:27
Probably WW2 but SSN reporting that Holt did not attend court this morning.. (NCFC) - wgf500, Aug 6, 12:15:50
- i did find it strange he had to attend (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 6, 12:42:26
- Arganth knew. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 6, 12:17:55
  - On the Oink now (NCFC) - wgf500, Aug 6, 12:20:20
    - "... safer roads partnership officials ..." - blimey:-( (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 6, 12:37:27
    - A peugeot 307?! (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 6, 12:29:24
      - This is the saddest part of the whole saga. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 12:33:48
        
        I'm not surprised he wouldn't admit he was driving it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 12:45:22
        
        Apparently he was in the middle of signing for us at the time. (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 6, 12:48:07
        
        And explains why his signature apparently took longer than 3 months (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 6, 12:52:38
        
        It's just a car, engine, 4 wheels etc to get him around. (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 6, 12:40:35
        
        he might be into his rallying (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 12:38:56
        
        his Hummer was in for a service. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 6, 12:38:35
Do it means Ireland will have a new shirt? I mean the sponsor... (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 6, 11:28:52
- I was going to read the article, but got somewhat distracted (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 6, 11:48:37
  - Cor Blimey. Hello. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 6, 11:53:06
- from your message title i was hoping the new sponsor was going to be Aviva (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 11:47:26
- Huckerby's just commented on your facebook Dave (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 6, 11:39:04
- Would. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 11:30:21
  - Wood. X2 (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 6, 11:53:20
    - The correct reply to that is lol. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 6, 11:59:34
- You can only have sponsors on training gear. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:29:52
  - But think their shop sell the shirt all have sponsor (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 6, 11:32:52
    - They can't wear it in matches with a sponsor on. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:35:53
What do you do when Spotify lists an album but only has a few of the tracks off it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 11:26:23
- I'm going 90s as well. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:32:51
  - Helter Skelter cassettes on my walkman (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 6, 11:38:21
    - Poppers! FFS! (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:40:29
      - Buttmongers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:47:35
        
        You were too young to get in the Loft. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:49:38
        
        Have a word. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:50:43
        
        Out since 92 more like. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:51:09
        
        Cockchafer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:54:00
      - Nah. 6 lads piled in a Nova, on our way to Tiffany's! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 6, 11:45:47
        
        I'm off down Back's (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:47:19
- Sometimes if you type the track name in, it appears. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:27:58
According to Chris Elliott's twitter (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 6, 11:15:54
- He'll do well - I saw him leave his house about 25 minutes ago. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 6, 11:26:02
  - if that's true then it's safe to say he hasn't bothered going to the court case? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 6, 11:35:04
    - Put it this way... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 6, 11:39:27
      - Was it 106 miles from Chicago and dark? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 11:46:49
        
        full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 11:50:18
Right, the Waterfront, right? (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:00:23
- I saw amongst 808 State there on the opening night in 1990 (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 6, 11:12:04
  - I was definitely at the Fall one. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:18:48
    - And Cud. FFS. (Good actually). (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:20:28
  - Desmond Dekker, Courtney Pine... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:15:25
    - Did Desmond have a go on Olive? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 6, 11:44:58
      - Yep. Three times! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:48:55
    - I was gonna say... you've seen this, right? (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:18:15
      - Blimey! Nearly every gig is a good one! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 6, 11:24:04
      - Aha! Evidence at last! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:21:27
        
        At last? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 6, 11:24:30
        
        Er, for the Desmond Dekker gig. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:26:12
        
        Accepted. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 6, 11:27:08
        
        I'd forgotten Lush. I was there as well. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:24:14
  - Review here (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 6, 11:14:47
  - amongst? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 6, 11:13:01
- I was at Sound City too - have an autographed ticket from... (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 6, 11:08:58
  - I was downstairs. The mighty Fall on top form. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:21:56
  - I listened to Senseless Things on the wireless that night. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 11:11:53
    - NED have reformed apparently and are touring. (yes, I know they used to reform annually (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 6, 11:14:38
    - We're they? :-s (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 6, 11:13:57
- I found that too... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:03:21
  - Did they just play Unbelievable over and over again? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 6, 11:05:39
    - INFO FREAKO (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 11:36:22
      - No, that was Jesus Jones. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:37:15
      - Oh no, that was Jesus Jones (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 11:37:02
        
        Still shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 6, 11:37:30
        
        Agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 11:37:51
    - They may well have played it twice (I can't say for sure) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:08:32
      - They played UEA the second time, I believe. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:10:57
        
        I saw EMF and Carter at Brixton Academy. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 6, 11:27:13
        
        I didn't realise what a bunch of indie kids you lot all were (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 11:35:56
        
        I was an indie adult (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 6, 11:52:19
        
        Hey! Student! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:38:16
        
        I think I went to the UEA one. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 11:16:06
    - Yep. Three times! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 11:08:13
Oh yeah, 2nd test today. Good for a bit of a distraction. Goarn Englund. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 6, 10:49:30
- We are bowling (Other Sports) - Metabolic, Aug 6, 10:51:55
  - Definitely a Jimmy day, if the weather there's anything like it is here. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 10:56:26
- Thanks for that, I'd nearly forgotton. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 10:51:41
Brian Blessed to do a sat nav voice. Brillers, I'd love that right off. (General Chat) - megson, Aug 6, 09:17:05
- i wouldn't (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 09:17:43
  - No, that's Brain Cant, different guy. Brian Blessed is the one that was (General Chat) - megson, Aug 6, 09:22:46
    - Brain Cant? What can't your brain do? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 10:20:21
      - Oh ar, good spot, My Brain clearly can't type, that's what it can't do. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 6, 10:25:04
    - yes, the loud-mouthed shouty bearded cunt (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 09:28:40
      - In seriousness I'm guessing you've had dealings with him then? (General Chat) - megson, Aug 6, 09:30:46
        
        I met him in The Unthank - he was a foul-mouthed, rude, obnoxious cunt and so far up his (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 6, 09:57:58
        
        ^^^^ this and Ralf's there VVVVVV are a real shame. Never meet your hero's (General Chat) - megson, Aug 6, 10:04:15
        
        He must have felt at home in the Unthank then. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 10:01:08
        
        Is that a pub? How on earth did it get such a strange name? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 6, 10:06:29
        
        It's the Unthank Arms. It's near, but not on, Unthank Road. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 10:09:10
        
        Local Unthank family of yore. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 6, 10:15:32
        
        ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 10:21:18
        
        or read the post below. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 10:10:07
        
        That might not be correct though, you never know, you get any amount of shit posted on her (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 10:13:44
        
        it's true though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 10:16:14
        
        Yep - big house in the parish of Heigham. It helps when you know Nanny - the local (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 6, 10:18:20
        
        I done a look. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 10:22:13
        
        I read somewhere that Unthank Road was the path (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 10:25:33
        
        Mr and mrs Unthank (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 10:08:52
        
        Ah. Still an odd name though (for the people, that is) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 6, 10:13:27
        
        Now that I think about it, it is an odd name. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 10:16:28
        
        did you know that your surname means you come from a bunch of Barley farmers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 10:22:32
        
        I did, yes. Mother's maiden name is Carter, so I'm from farm workers on both sides. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 10:25:25
        
        That's why you look buclolic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 10:30:42
        
        I do look buclolic, it's true. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 10:32:11
        
        Or maybe even bucolic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 6, 10:31:30
        
        ............. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 6, 10:15:51
        
        German for thoughts is Gedanken. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 6, 10:22:06
        
        yes, the cunt once shouted so loudly at me my head fell off (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 6, 09:40:23
Properly fired up like a ninja now. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 6, 00:25:10
- Yup, that'll be me today as well. Just want to get in the stadium now. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 6, 08:32:10
How do the scum do it? (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 5, 22:02:14
- fee would never ever ever be 3m (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Aug 5, 22:47:26
- Good leadership? (Other Football) - no one, Aug 5, 22:07:18
  - Nice one Bucks, well in. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 22:18:11
    - unless it's a cunning bluff of course... (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 22:31:16
    - poty (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 5, 22:28:36
  - I agree, I am thinking of supporting them now (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 5, 22:09:54
    - fuck off you scum cunt (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 22:32:14
      - I don't agree with swearing (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 5, 22:34:23
        
        Nor I, I was just repeating what I've heard on here (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 23:22:58
  - arf! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 5, 22:09:25
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 5, 22:08:14
Michael Owen on his way to Bristol City as well?? (n/m) (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, Aug 5, 20:43:04
- ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 5, 21:14:32
- lolz. Owen is screwed (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 5, 20:48:13
  - I don't know. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 5, 20:49:39
    - I really hope Bristol City do badly (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Aug 5, 21:42:31
      - Last minute handball goal thing too (Other Football) - pants, Aug 5, 21:46:46
        
        Tell me about it! Watching us play the better football but losing there the last two times (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Aug 5, 22:01:09
    - Physio will be busy, fo' shizzle. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 21:15:43
    - Michael OVER. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 5, 20:53:39
      - he forgot to send out his catalogue this year, thats all. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 5, 21:33:24
Cooking Rice well (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 5, 20:32:14
- This is how I get perfect rice each time... (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 5, 21:41:05
  - But won't some money go to Aisley Harriett as a result? (General Chat) - APB, Aug 5, 21:47:33
    - Prick with a fork. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 22:20:02
      - Is that an order? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 5, 22:34:48
    - I take on board all your points and I'm not saying I disagree with any of them (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 5, 21:56:05
- Try frying it. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 5, 20:51:35
- Boil water, put bag in water (General Chat) - Duck, Aug 5, 20:40:27
  - DONE (General Chat) - samcd84, Aug 5, 23:52:54
I'd give her a bag of dirty looking stones. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 19:37:23
- Naomi Campbell? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 20:54:28
  - She could put my dirty stones in her ring if she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 5, 20:57:16
    - lol, I don't think there's any bettering that (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 22:18:53
Do you think Holt should play tomorrow? (NCFC) - Bonjour, Aug 5, 19:24:01
- failing to identify a driver... probly means the driver was pissed (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 22:20:49
- I'm undersided (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Aug 5, 20:04:01
- No, he needs to rest (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 5, 19:42:44
- No I don't. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 19:39:25
Cooking rice well (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 5, 19:02:35
- 2 part Water - 1 part Rice (General Chat) - WEWILLWIN, Aug 5, 20:06:26
  - agreed, minimum heat for those 10 mins (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 5, 22:22:27
    - too right, over 10 years (General Chat) - WEWILLWIN, Aug 5, 23:17:07
    - that's far too risky (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 5, 22:36:17
- Not really (General Chat) - Bezley, Aug 5, 19:50:38
  - when do you stir it? (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 5, 19:51:33
    - Boil the water, add the rice, then stir. (General Chat) - Bezley, Aug 5, 19:54:24
- Lots of boiling water through it and lots of forking afterwards to fluff it up (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, Aug 5, 19:36:32
- indeed. (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 5, 19:18:49
  - Same here (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Aug 5, 19:22:33
- No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 19:17:19
- errrr........ electronic rice cooker......hard to fuck up (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 5, 19:07:08
  - I'll give that a miss thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 5, 19:11:39
- boil in the bag 10 minutes (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 5, 19:03:39
  - That's not proper rice though (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 5, 19:11:15
    - racist (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 5, 19:11:47
Pompey Win, will be appealed. (Other Football) - megson, Aug 5, 16:09:32
- Bit more detail now, interesting. (Other Football) - megson, Aug 5, 16:33:44
- That article says the WONT appeal. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 5, 16:23:21
  - Did to me what it usually does to you. Gets update after linkage is posted. (Other Football) - megson, Aug 5, 16:24:19
- Appeal tomorrow, appeal successful, Pompey screwed to wall with rusty nails. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 16:19:13
  - Not appealing? (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Aug 5, 16:41:06
    - Indeed, unless the law changes they can all cite this as precedent (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 16:44:01
      - Exactly (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Aug 5, 16:48:29
  - ah, HMRC won't be appealing it seems. Blimey. (Other Football) - megson, Aug 5, 16:22:26
    - Great big fucking loophole to be sorted out there (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 16:24:57
      - staggering innit? Can't see how that's been ignored. Mind you, the petition was (Other Football) - megson, Aug 5, 16:28:38
      - been there done that (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 16:27:22
        
        or rather not done that (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 16:28:52
Question (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 15:51:57
- Don't know. Don't think I've ever had an email from NCFC (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 5, 16:29:13
- Graham Footballer (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 15:53:42
- Wessi intut, with his new crew cut? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:53:39
well chuffed they're not portsmouth fans (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Aug 5, 14:59:07
- This is fairly up to date on the goings on (Other Football) - megson, Aug 5, 16:02:10
- I wouldn't mind being a portsmouth fan (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 5, 15:54:32
- No chance in a million years are Portsmouth going to fold (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 5, 15:34:43
- announced? Linkage? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 5, 15:26:04
  - Not yet (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 15:26:34
- And me. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:14:52
  - Me too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 15:18:02
    - Moi aussi (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Aug 5, 15:21:59
Pompey decision expected fairly soon. (Other Football) - megson, Aug 5, 14:42:32
- Pompey win, according to Roantwat. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 16:07:24
  - Oh well (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 16:09:31
- Either I haven't been paying attention or this is the first time I've seen this (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Aug 5, 15:16:22
  - Yep, the FA introduced that rule (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 15:44:44
    - * sharp intake of breath * (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:45:45
      - It's why HMRC think they are owed 37m instead of 24m (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 15:47:37
        
        Just for that they ought to have some serious repercussions as a company. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 5, 15:49:54
        
        It's criminal, surely? "Tax evasion" rather than legal "avoidance"? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:55:39
        
        According to this, Joey Barton is being paid 675000 pa for his image rights by NUFC (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 15:54:35
        
        That makes such positive reading. I feel that the world is a better place. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 5, 16:02:42
- I thought this was an appeal already? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 14:43:42
  - No, this is a Challenge I think. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 5, 14:45:19
Anyone on here heard "Surfer Blood"? It's pretty good I reckon. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 14:06:25
- Sounds like Vampire Weekend raping the Pixies in an echo chamber. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:42:43
  - Not very good then? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 5, 16:42:59
    - I really like it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 17:02:52
  - I bet the Amish bird would love that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 15:47:50
    - She fucking would. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 15:51:28
- Think I heard their single on some blog sometime (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 5, 14:32:00
  - I like it, not that that is any recommendation either (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 14:36:30
I reckon Becky out of the Amish may end up on mdma at a rave. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 5, 11:41:05
- Big fish, little fish (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 12:50:03
  - Que??? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 13:05:34
    - "Big fish, little fish, cardboard box" is a dance move used to gently take the micky out o (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 13:13:02
      - I'm fully aware of what thwe Amish are. It was the other shite that (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 13:54:13
        
        You're like the Wrath Litmus paper for what's cool and what's not. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 14:02:27
        
        Not sure if that's a compliment or not but, (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 14:04:49
        
        Get a Kloot ticket for Liverpool. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 14:06:45
        
        Sold out. Going to see Frank Turner in Preston instead. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 14:11:27
        
        Jamie got one on Tuesday. Thought there was still a few going. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 14:20:47
        
        Ah, was mistook for Manc. Didn't look at the Pool ones. There was a reason why (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 14:38:10
        
        Manchester Cathedral on Friday 3rd December, announced a couple of days ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 14:40:30
        
        Yeah, that's the one that's sold out. I reckon they'll do some more. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 14:54:00
      - Good lord :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 5, 13:34:44
      - I'd love to see an Amish kid popped up throwing some shapes in The BSG. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 13:18:39
      - I shall be setting a quiz for homework, so make sure you've taken notes before I wipe the (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 13:14:57
  - lollers (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 5, 13:02:06
  - Have you been watching it? I know it's pap, formulaic easy TV, but their innocence and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 5, 12:54:30
    - No, but I read a thing about it in something or other. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 13:00:12
- She seems a lovely kind young woman and I wish her all the best. I can't help feeling sad (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 12:02:33
  - I agree Ralf (General Chat) - revsimon, Aug 5, 15:44:13
  - but that might make her more unhappy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 5, 12:44:05
    - I find Becky particularly inspirational. She has come from the strictest Amish background (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 12:55:19
- I reckon it would do her a load of good. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 11:55:12
- Cheers for that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 11:41:35
  - I am strangely attracted to her - is that wrong? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 5, 11:43:23
    - it is well wrong (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 5, 12:41:50
    - I'd wager she's odds on to have a very hairy mary (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 5, 12:04:50
      - Yep, nailed on. Right old growler. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 12:07:59
    - Does she look like the one in Witness what Harrison Ford had a go on? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 5, 11:52:16
      - Dunno - hint sinnut. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 5, 11:56:44
    - Gizza linkage and I'll let you know. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 5, 11:51:48
      - haregoo... although I think you may have to have been watching it as well (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 5, 11:52:41
        
        Hmm, i'm thinking 'wrong' but willing to give the benefit of the doubt on the grounds (General Chat) - megson, Aug 5, 11:57:39
        
        "Becky doesn’t have any idea about Britain or where it is on the map" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 5, 12:14:31
        
        Well she is really isn't she? (General Chat) - megson, Aug 5, 12:17:45
        
        that's why I said "any other"... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 5, 13:31:04
        
        Lollers. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 5, 14:11:54
        
        Calm down luv. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 13:45:51
        
        Hadn't heard that (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 5, 14:27:38
        
        I'm liking that, a lot. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 14:38:02
        
        Byrds cover if you hadn't realised (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 5, 14:49:56
    - Not as wrong as me. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 11:50:47
      - lube (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 5, 12:43:28
      - Ah, but how would she know this? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 5, 11:52:08
      - oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 5, 11:51:52
Who do you want to win the Mercury Music Prize? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 10:10:31
- the kloot (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 5, 15:55:11
- Mumford or Biffy (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Aug 5, 10:48:58
  - You weren't listening to the question. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 10:55:57
    - wotb available in audio now? (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Aug 5, 10:57:39
      - Yeah, and Dobly. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 10:59:45
        
        Jan Dolby? (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Aug 5, 11:01:27
        
        Scouse bacon. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 11:02:14
- Marling (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 5, 10:28:24
  - Wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 10:46:48
- Holst. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 10:12:21
  - Just plain stupid. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 10:47:06
    - Is I am Kloot the right answer, perchance? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 5, 10:49:32
      - The one and only correct answer. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 5, 10:54:43
anyone care about the charity sheild on sunday? (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Aug 5, 10:04:18
- No. I was thinking about this on the way in this morning. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 5, 10:17:04
- watch rooney, terry, lampard put on a show in a big f** you to capello and england? no ta (Other Football) - samcd84, Aug 5, 10:10:07
- didn't even know it was on Sunday (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 5, 10:07:52
"Still one of the greatest records ever made. EVAR." (General Chat) - APB, Aug 4, 16:44:12
- That ginge earnt his place in the band fair and square. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 16:49:20
I have a charity dilemma (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 4, 16:02:42
- I just remembered that I've got a cousin in Chile (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 4, 16:08:46
  - down south? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 4, 16:14:12
- Water. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 16:06:30
- In what way do you have to choose? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 4, 16:05:14
  - it's a vote (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 4, 16:08:03
- Simple, water (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 16:03:53
  - school of tough knocks and hard surprises for the poor kids in Nairobi? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 4, 16:05:00
    - Basics innit (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 16:07:16
      - Some do, many, many don't. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 4, 16:09:03
        
        ahh, ok (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 16:33:17
        
        ok, I chose the water (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 4, 16:35:16
        
        Would be something different from getting mugged on here (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 16:36:35
        
        how much did they get off you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 4, 17:13:17
Productive afternoon. Just finished putting my fixture/result excel sheet together (General Chat) - megson, Aug 4, 14:59:09
- You want to macro that bad boy up to automatically get results off of the internets. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 15:02:38
  - You totally win at the internets (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 15:06:53
    - He dew dut 'ee? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 4, 15:14:01
  - XML it on auto update on opening (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 4, 15:06:04
  - Oh yeah baby, talk pens to me, like that (General Chat) - megson, Aug 4, 15:04:08
Apparently the Preston game is only £5 (so a Preston supporter told me) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 4, 14:32:46
- yes thats right (NCFC) - Firstnews, Aug 4, 14:47:08
  - It has to be I think. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:48:43
    - A Watford fan told my son that we are charging them £41!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 4, 14:54:19
      - £31 (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:54:58
    - Plus they sing songs about Peonies. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:49:25
  - i believe it has to be (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 4, 14:48:04
Speaking of the dodgy Canary pub... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 14:19:59
- looks nice..... (General Chat) - andross, Aug 4, 17:43:32
- I like the hyphenation (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 4, 15:21:43
- They're not fighting to save the pub, they're fighting against (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:23:20
  - Well they have a point. Last thing Heartsease needs is more people from the Heartsease (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 14:23:56
    - Ask Tumbly. Although he doesn't live there. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:26:28
Someone's tried to God up the changing rooms at my gym. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 13:55:46
- There's a poster in mine saying if you suffer from Hair Loss, Erectile Dysfuntion or (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 4, 14:16:50
  - That's your bathroom. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 4, 14:22:16
    - In your bathroom there is just a hole and some cloths. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:36:54
      - And a spoon. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 4, 14:37:23
- Is it true that only 1200 Joho's can go to heaven? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:59:10
  - 144000 places (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 14:01:01
    - That's just for the VIP room. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 4, 14:04:32
  - Something like that. Beats me why they're always on the recruitment drive - surely it low (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:00:59
    - I've never had so many calls from them as I have since moving oop here. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 4, 14:19:37
      - Preston is known for it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:21:38
        
        Loads of Quakers as well isn't there? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 4, 14:25:26
        
        There's loads of them there Muslims in Blackburn and Burnley. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 4, 14:30:29
    - They replace those already there with better new applicants. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 4, 14:04:21
      - Yep. And those who are replaced go on a free to Preston North End (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 14:15:10
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 4, 14:00:20
FAO Yellalee - WOTB Predictions (NCFC) - city_lad, Aug 4, 13:27:56
- FAO Yellalee - WOTB Predictions (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 4, 15:40:19
- FAO Yellalee - WOTB Predictions (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 4, 13:59:55
- FAO Yellalee - WOTB Predictions (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 4, 13:54:46
- FAO Yellalee - WOTB Predictions (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 4, 13:41:11
- FAO Yellalee - WOTB predictions (NCFC) - meeky, Aug 4, 13:34:13
  - City lad and MBK .... (NCFC) - meeky, Aug 4, 13:36:34
    - Watford has been excluded, in order to make (I assume) three equal seasons of 15. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 13:59:26
      - Ah! Must have missed that bit, ta very much (n/m) (NCFC) - meeky, Aug 4, 14:12:18
    - apparently Watford is not included - ask Leepster! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:43:24
- FAO Yellalee - WOTB Predictions (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:30:35
Can the Barclay come up with a song for McNasty? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 4, 12:45:09
- I have a suggestion I'd like to add. How about we sing the word 'vagina' at him? (n/m) (NCFC) - general idiot, Aug 4, 15:27:10
  - In close four-part harmony. Like a barbershop quartet. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 15:32:24
- yes-cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 4, 15:04:46
- mine... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:41:13
  - To the tune of ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 13:44:12
    - Fine Day by Miss Jane (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:44:42
      - I'm sure I'd have of remembered him. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 4, 13:50:28
        
        Todge would have of talked his whole head off. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:54:28
- McNally woooooaaaaah, McNally woooooaaaaaaaah (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 4, 12:56:49
- "McNasty, McNasty, Micheal Wyn Jones and Delia" (NCFC) - megson, Aug 4, 12:51:06
Anyone know how to get rid of the smell of fish guts? (General Chat) - APB, Aug 4, 11:59:57
- Bowl of diluted organic lemon juice (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 4, 13:29:19
  - or vinegar and newspaper (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:45:57
- Spray some Fabreze on a cat's leg and use it to waft away the stench. If the smell is more (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:49:31
  - If he signs for Barcelona, may be hard to get your hands on some of him though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 4, 13:29:10
- Kill your neighbour and bury him in your garden. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 4, 12:39:56
  - ^^ Done it before (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 4, 12:49:38
    - Thought about it before. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 4, 14:20:56
- Let me "Drop the kids off" in your loo? (General Chat) - pieman63, Aug 4, 12:33:30
- Put a dead mouse on top of a radiator. Give it a couple of days or so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Aug 4, 12:27:45
- light a match (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 4, 12:05:22
- Off your hands, yes, out of your house, no. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 12:04:16
  - I think lighting neutrogena may be dangerous. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 4, 12:09:49
  - Gof or a HUGE shit (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 4, 12:07:42
    - Yes, or you could gof or a huge shit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 12:14:43
- Have a shower? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 4, 12:02:32
.Net, iFrame or something similar help required.... (NCFC) - NorfolkSteve, Aug 4, 09:35:17
- Would you not just store the data in a global session variable? (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 4, 10:50:52
  - Oh.... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 4, 10:59:08
    - We call those "Local Government" requirements. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 11:03:08
      - Totally spot on!!! And what better way to ruin an application that is already not the best (NCFC) - NorfolkSteve, Aug 4, 11:24:43
- The key thing being that I cnanot change anything on the intranet web app.... (NCFC) - NorfolkSteve, Aug 4, 10:44:39
- Sounds fairly client-side focussed that - you could do worse than looking for a jQuery bod (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 10:06:21
  - hmmm... i'll have a look a jQuery.. used it a bit before.. thanks! (n/m) (NCFC) - NorfolkSteve, Aug 4, 10:29:16
- Jafski would be your man (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 4, 09:42:32
  - he does, he's just on his holibobs hentee? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 4, 09:48:59
Tickets left for tomorrow. My rough count, 1078, probably add a few to that (NCFC) - megson, Aug 4, 09:01:00
- We just tried to get 2 tickets and failed... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 4, 10:10:40
  - My brother has an adult and child ticket for Family Area (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 4, 10:54:06
  - Might have a spare pair in the River End Upper middle block near the front (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 4, 10:35:52
  - Rarely? Have a look online, front rows of River end lower available (NCFC) - megson, Aug 4, 10:21:48
    - Gerrald front two rows. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 10:22:50
      - lol, restricted then? Shame. Will look shite if the T/O are having to tell people (NCFC) - megson, Aug 4, 10:25:50
        
        They're not restricted, they're just very low. Jim Nasium is your man, he tried one out o (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 10:51:09
        
        Seems to be loads left over in every stand, are the new front rows really restricted view? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 4, 10:41:24
        
        no, no they're not it's just FP playing silly buggers (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 4, 10:47:08
        
        Funniest thing about it is he's claiming to have a friend. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 4, 10:58:07
        
        They're quite low down (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 4, 10:43:30
        
        Wes will look like a giant! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 4, 10:47:20
- Oh bollocks. Yes, friday obviously. I'm over excited. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 4, 09:58:49
- Oooh! Oooh! What's going on tomorrow? (NCFC) - APB, Aug 4, 09:33:45
- friday (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 4, 09:10:38
- Ticket office reckons about 27,000 tickets left for tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 4, 09:09:16
Nodge, specifically Lambert's squad-building have just had a right old praising on Five Li (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 20:04:16
- what show's that?, might iplayer it (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 3, 22:12:36
- 'pituitary retard'. Good Billage there AB. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 3, 20:19:26
  - You can depend on Bill. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 20:21:07
    - Have you seen that new(ish) Bill fillum? (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 3, 20:23:11
      - Nope, read/heard the reviews then promptly forgot about it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 20:25:57
- aye just heard that.... specifically noted Colin's praise of our scouting network (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Aug 3, 20:14:36
WOTB Predictions League 2010/2011 - get your predictions in now!! (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 3, 19:08:21
- Jim "Champion" Nasium. The pwedickshuns... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Aug 3, 23:59:06
- correct predictions here (NCFC) - Monty Peculiar, Aug 3, 23:04:50
- ... (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 3, 21:58:02
- Charles The Champions Entry (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 3, 21:55:25
- eerie tiz (NCFC) - dan2002dp, Aug 3, 21:46:09
- cheers lee, here is mine (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 3, 21:26:46
- Mine are (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 3, 21:22:58
- I'm going to enter this year. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 3, 21:14:49
- hare goo (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 3, 21:14:03
- Arizona "Winner" Bay (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 21:06:05
- here.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 3, 20:49:50
- Predictions!!! (NCFC) - Great Barrier Teeth, Aug 3, 20:42:41
- okie dokie (NCFC) - mr chimp, Aug 3, 20:17:26
- hi Lee (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 3, 20:14:28
- Predictions (NCFC) - Firstnews, Aug 3, 19:42:07
- ... (NCFC) - King, Aug 3, 19:28:16
  - Blimey, that's a pretty good record... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 3, 19:30:33
- Please all do me a formatting favour, and use this list to submit your entries... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 3, 19:26:34
  - put me down for a W on all games....... first time in league history (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 3, 19:31:50
    - Will do. Not particularly original though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 3, 19:36:47
      - But really simple and suits my late life laziness......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 3, 20:17:15
- here......we.....go! (NCFC) - conker, Aug 3, 19:18:09
  - Mine are here, need to keep up last seasons form (NCFC) - caley canary, Aug 3, 19:29:58
- What happens if someone monkey tilts ? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 3, 19:13:29
  - *rummages through rule book* (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 3, 19:16:05
- Me first, me , me, me (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 3, 19:13:14
- what happens if they both get the 'Random 'nearest the pin' question' right? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 3, 19:12:07
  - I fix it really unfairly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 3, 19:15:12