Kill your neighbour and bury him in your garden.

Then just move all your stuff into his house and pretend nothing has happened.

Don't forget to swap the numbers on the door so that you don't have to go back and get your post.

Posted By: tudders on August 4th 2010 at 12:39:56

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Anyone know how to get rid of the smell of fish guts? (General Chat) - APB, Aug 4, 11:59:57
- Bowl of diluted organic lemon juice (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 4, 13:29:19
  - or vinegar and newspaper (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:45:57
- Spray some Fabreze on a cat's leg and use it to waft away the stench. If the smell is more (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:49:31
  - If he signs for Barcelona, may be hard to get your hands on some of him though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 4, 13:29:10
- Kill your neighbour and bury him in your garden. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 4, 12:39:56
  - ^^ Done it before (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 4, 12:49:38
    - Thought about it before. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 4, 14:20:56
- Let me "Drop the kids off" in your loo? (General Chat) - pieman63, Aug 4, 12:33:30
- Put a dead mouse on top of a radiator. Give it a couple of days or so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Aug 4, 12:27:45
- light a match (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 4, 12:05:22
- Off your hands, yes, out of your house, no. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 12:04:16
  - I think lighting neutrogena may be dangerous. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 4, 12:09:49
  - Gof or a HUGE shit (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 4, 12:07:42
    - Yes, or you could gof or a huge shit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 12:14:43
- Have a shower? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 4, 12:02:32

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