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To wear Nodge shirt tonight or not? (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 11:42:49
- I think I have to wear my Proton "Division One Champions" home shirt again. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 12:05:41
  - SWEDE! (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 14, 12:28:57
  - have you still got that stewards jacket? (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 12:07:44
    - Yes, but it's not suitable weather for breaking that bad boy out. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 12:12:27
      - I'm bringing my fleece (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 12:14:26
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 14, 11:46:20
- retro, going for a mid 90's away shirt tonight but cant decide which one (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 14, 11:43:40
  - wear the "egg and cress" shirt of the early 90's, if you have it. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 11:44:57
    - I've been looking for one that I fit into now, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 11:47:53
    - my one is far too small unfortunately, i'm on the look out for one on ebay (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 14, 11:46:27
      - I was looking for a sic skit one but thery're like gold dust! (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 11:48:41
        
        Haha. Brilliant. Very good. Clever *and* witty. If only more people on here could come up (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 11:50:26
        
        Cheers mate! It just sort of popped into my head, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 11:51:44
        
        b ut you wont find one for six quid. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 11:54:34
        
        Genius is a much overused and misused word. But it is the right one here. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 11:52:54
First game of the season for me tonight, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 10:02:24
- light weight. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 10:15:31
  - trousers (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:18:04
    - hello tomblander (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 10:20:21
- I haven't been to an away game for ages (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 10:08:41
- If we lose, you must never go again (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 14, 10:05:35
  - You say that, I've never ever ever seen us win on a midweek evening game. (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 10:47:56
    - good omens then! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 10:50:06
      - indeed! (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 10:52:01
  - Don't worry, I am going and I have a 4-points-from-a-possible-6 away record this season. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:08:21
    - google maps says 3 hours and 18 minutes from norwidge to doncaster (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 10:12:25
      - if you leave at 4.00pm you would just about make kick off (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 10:32:20
      - That's fair, given moderate traffic. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:19:21
        
        what does it say for droitwich to donny then? (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 10:29:19
        
        i've done Cambridge to Donny in an hour and 45 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 14, 10:34:59
        
        what plane have you got? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 10:41:04
        
        Heather Mills's (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 14, 11:01:23
        
        We laid upon the riverbank, (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 11:17:13
        
        you charmer! (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 11:20:46
        
        clumsy git (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 11:18:35
        
        chip off the old block! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 11:02:54
        
        i don't, but i kept a very close eye out for speed cameras (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 14, 10:43:20
        
        ...... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 10:44:11
        
        he had a Land Rover the last time he was over here (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 14, 11:13:31
        
        it's a merc apparently but not a new one (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 11:14:22
        
        Fuck knows. It's Google. Ask it, not me. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 14, 10:32:41
        
        oh... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 10:54:43
I'm off. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 13, 21:39:02
- You should be made to eat my bum for that joke (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 21:39:37
  - Tromboning (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 21:48:55
  - There's something wrong with you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 21:44:30
McNamee/Tactics (NCFC) - thirdlion, Sep 13, 20:04:37
- Right I sit upstairs in the river end so I have quite a good view of the whole pitch (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Sep 13, 20:31:55
- no he should not start (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 13, 20:13:53
  - If he were to play (NCFC) - wgf500, Sep 13, 20:21:58
  - Unleash the beats. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 20:18:40
    - hey AB (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 13, 21:07:24
      - Brilliant thanks. Quickest 10k I've ever run, but not quite as quick as I wanted. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 21:39:17
        
        .... Ooops, really wanted to do a sub-50:00 time. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 21:40:40
    - yes, unleash the BEATS (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 13, 20:27:06
  - Not so fast 21! We're currently taking longer to get going than a US Grand Slam..I say yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 13, 20:17:48
    - no (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 13, 20:26:32
      - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Sep 13, 21:13:24
      - I find myself watching the grass growing when we attack. We need speed.. I dont mean Gary (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 13, 20:29:10
        
        just turn up with 15 minutes to go (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 13, 20:31:25
        
        Diamonds aren't forever (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 13, 20:40:57
what has happened to the pants'ses'ers' v scc' chicago style pizza gayoff?gayoff? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:21:04
- It's his way of difusing the pleb (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:21:59
  - Oh dear. (General Chat) - romayellow, Sep 13, 18:13:01
    - Not to mention the correct pronouns ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 18:20:02
  - And the Pope said to his aide: "Who the fucking hell are Slipknot?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:31:12
    - Yewtoobery (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 17:34:16
      - First time I had that was at a gig in Manchester. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:35:51
  - What I've noticed today (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 13, 17:25:01
    - Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were astounded. Everywhere she went (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:31:38
      - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:32:05
        
        My uncle Charlie is a cynical man, and his wife's a touch sceptical too (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:39:06
    - I can see why you get in for £24 now (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:26:48
  - pmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 17:24:39
    - She's the main man in the office in the city & she treats me like I'm just another lackey (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:26:14
  - It's not just him I'm diffusing, son! ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:23:25
    - True, judge has been a bit of cretin today too (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:23:54
      - It's my 4AD3DCD, my 4AD3DCD, my 4AD3DCD and I'm on a foundation course. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:24:58
        
        would that be a make-up gag that's gone right over my head? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:27:24
        
        It requires a good working knowledge of esoteric indie label 4AD - the Cocteau Twins (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:30:08
        
        i like the cocteau twins (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:41:14
        
        Joan Collins is a really keen ornithologist apparently (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:42:48
        
        '4AD3DCD' pokes fun at the pretentiousness of the 4AD bands (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:42:19
        
        sunburst and snowblind? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:45:46
        
        Frou-Frou Foxes In Midsummer Fires (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:49:16
        
        Ella Megalast Burls Forever (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:50:46
        
        Pearly-Dewdrops' Drops (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:49:46
        
        Itchy Glowbo Blow (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:50:09
        
        Ella Megalast Burls Forever (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:50:33
        
        Spooning Good Singing Gum (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:53:44
        
        Oomingmak (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:55:20
        
        Quisquose (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:57:29
        
        Fluffy Tufts (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:58:55
        
        How to Bring a Blush to the Snow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:59:33
        
        A Kissed Out Red Floatboat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 18:01:54
        
        Ooze Out and Away, Onehow (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 18:02:55
        
        (these are going to be useful for the next A-Z thread.) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 18:02:20
        
        Have you heard 'A-Z' by Colin Newman (the singer out of Wire)? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 18:04:29
        
        I used to work with the sister, of the drummer (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:43:22
        
        Otto is scrambling the airways (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 13, 17:29:50
        
        I don't know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes either. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:32:37
        
        *someone get the crash cart* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:30:40
        
        There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:33:02
        
        that rings a bell. who writ that otto? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:43:12
        
        Why, it was Nigel Blackwell, off of out of the Half Man Half Biscuit. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:44:39
        
        i dont think it was him then. i heard someone on the radio say it a few weeks back (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:48:38
        
        They'd have been quoting the final line of 'The Best Things in Life' then :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:55:33
If I was Grant Holt, I'd get a taxi to training. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 13, 16:59:39
- If you were Grant Holt you'd get a taxi to the pub. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 17:00:55
  - Depends which pub, really. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 13, 17:03:02
    - I'd be too busy with my horse-cock. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 13, 17:04:27
      - oh no (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 13, 17:06:25
      - oh dear. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:05:08
    - why not? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:03:42
fao judge (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 16:58:00
- It all makes sense now (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 13, 17:23:15
  - And they mocked me in my mocks and embroidered in my socks: (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:27:45
  - I wish it would (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:25:29
    - And you can thank your lucky stars that you're not the bastard son of Dean Friedman. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:28:09
- I heard a lovely rumour that Bette Midler had a tumour so gleefully I went to tell my (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:08:00
  - Everybody knows bees make honey, but did you know wasps make waspard? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 13, 17:15:05
    - No, I didn't. Is it edible? What's it for? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:18:18
      - decoration (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:27:08
  - why? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 17:08:49
    - But they said it was a lie and that she wasn't going to die (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:58:16
- uh oh, "I wany my mummy" eppy fit very close (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:01:12
  - Formed a band and had loads of good songs like Love Froth Tuesday, Pancake Candyshoes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:08:17
  - the post was for the judge (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 17:02:12
    - I'd like to meet Stephenson the engineer, I'd like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:09:27
    - I spotted that early doors (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:03:05
      - We've just been performing a guerrilla gig in the middle of another band's guerrilla gig (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:10:08
      - stop ruining wotb please (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 17:04:39
        
        Bottleneck at Capel Curig, bottleneck at Capel Curig, bottleneck at Capel Curig (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:10:39
        
        I do wish you would (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:05:59
        
        He ended the Corrs in disgust and announced Thomas Tallis (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:11:38
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 17:07:43
        
        I know Bono and he knows Ono, she knows Eno's phone goes thus: (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:12:17
        
        You, screaming for mummy, isn't going to change the facts now (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:08:51
        
        Dance, dance, dance, dance - in your Joy Division oven gloves! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:12:35
        
        Tilt tilt tilt tilt from the Mikey-o (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:15:02
        
        My grandfather clock was too tall for the shelf, so I sold it and opened up a store (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:15:51
        
        some of us left home before we reached 30 (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 17:10:20
        
        Summertime's here and I've got no hassle, I could be a goth on a bouncy castle. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:13:12
        
        Only works if you're a Northernist. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 17:14:58
        
        I'm pretending to be a Northernist. Keep it under your flat cap. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:16:11
        
        AB is a real, in the blood, Northernist. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:24:49
        
        Grandma-in-law. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 17:32:18
        
        Some of my best friends are Northernists. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:27:16
        
        Peugeot - The Tilt of your life! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:12:19
        
        your dinner will probably be ready soon (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 17:13:58
        
        Rustlers Tilt and Chips ready in 60 seconds for you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:15:58
        
        I try to escape down private drives, but then I reach the reader's wives: Gubba lookalikes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:17:00
        
        Quick! Run! Hide! Here comes Dave Stewart! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:14:56
        
        My sister pointed at the speakers and started chanting "Shit band, no fans! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:13:51
Impatient (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:22:56
- strange he got jailed (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 16:47:08
- That's really sad. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:26:32
  - :( (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 16:29:20
  - is true (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:27:18
    - cripes, that was a depressing read (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 13, 16:45:06
- I don't understand how he used to be black? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 13, 16:24:09
This post has been removed from the WotB Message Board. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 15:58:51
- No it hasn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 15:59:39
  - Yes it has. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:00:15
    - No, it hasn't, otherwise I couldn't of replied. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:00:53
      - Walking around with a tattoo is like perpetually screaming: "I should not of done this!" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:07:42
        
        ha ha. Mitchell a wrother. Whodathunk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:12:53
        
        is the guardian an actual newspaper? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 16:12:14
        
        808 comments (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 13, 16:24:08
        
        it is terrible (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 16:25:23
        
        This is more like it (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 13, 16:36:57
        
        hurray! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 16:40:58
        
        I don't know, I read it with the Guardian application on my iPhone. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:14:30
        
        iCouldntgiveafuck (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 16:17:54
        
        oi. that's my aged mother-in-law you're talking about (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:18:31
        
        i didnt know she supported iPswich tbf (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 16:24:09
        
        at sunday lunch yesterday (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:17:13
        
        Bell curve. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:18:56
        
        she plays scrabble on it (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:20:17
- ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 15:59:38
Anyone else wonder how my arse tastes? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 15:47:07
- with it's prehensile tongue (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 16:27:34
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:32:03
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:00:39
  - me neither, just for the record. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:14:32
- What's going on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 13, 16:00:20
  - this (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 16:08:30
- I would imagine sweaty (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Sep 13, 15:54:53
  - There's a word of three syllables there. (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 13, 16:10:57
    - ^^^would give anything to know what pants' arse tastes like (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 13, 16:37:20
      - pants's (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:39:49
        
        No (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 13, 16:49:51
        
        haha. Pleasing that you took the time to dig that up (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:54:47
        
        From the BBC: (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 13, 17:18:47
        
        Can we stop talking about pantses' arse please? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 13, 16:57:19
        
        yeah, fair point (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:58:24
        
        ^^^ Correct apostrophecation. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:58:23
        
        not in chicago' (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:00:29
        
        unless you're an alternative chicagoan, it's true (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:02:11
        
        liza minelli? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:03:34
        
        very probably (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:04:22
        
        or, the arse of pants (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:08:48
        
        no, and you're just doing that to tease (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:00:24
        
        what the charles dickens has the bible got to do with it? pray tell (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:05:59
        
        if you're in the bible, and your name ends in s (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:09:55
        
        maybe he has just got a famous arse? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:19:05
        
        teeth grindingly sour mad man (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 16:55:59
        
        Calm down pants - everyone is having a laugh. Don't ruin it. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 13, 17:20:56
      - That's more like it, pretend to be engaging in humour (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 16:38:39
        
        I'm not pretending to engage in humour (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 13, 16:47:29
        
        You are (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 16:50:21
  - What an imagination (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 15:56:06
- nope - not until you brought it nicely to the top! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 15:48:33
  - I dunno, I'm not a deviant (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 15:50:49
    - or a contortionist (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 15:51:49
      - or a contortionist (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 15:52:16
  - arganth knows (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 15:49:35
Holt suspended for 6 months. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 13, 15:40:31
- how will he get to training? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 15:42:03
  - The 21 or 22. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 13, 15:54:56
    - I do (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 16:00:41
  - The same way as he does at the minute. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 13, 15:54:52
    - how's that then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:02:46
      - Gets a lift with one of the other players, I think. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:03:52
        
        Yes I do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 13, 16:07:49
        
        Either that or he hops. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:04:08
        
        If they still trained at Trowse he could skip there (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 13, 16:06:49
  - push (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 13, 15:50:04
Just spoken to the ticket office: "plenty" of tickets available on the gate tomorrow. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 14:02:04
- Ah that's good. Will not know til later tomorrow depends on workload. (n/m) (NCFC) - meeky, Sep 13, 14:30:51
  - yeah i'll be getting mine on the gate tomorrow too (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 13, 15:09:03
Facebook just told me that I should be living in Paris. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 00:04:01
- facebook gives out orders? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 10:19:08
  - If I'm not in Paris by 2011, Mark Zuckerberg is going to send the boys round. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 11:07:46
  - only with an iphone app (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 10:31:11
    - thats me safe then, cheers. (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 10:33:17
  - Yellow fucking card! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 10:24:33
    - what's not to like? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 11:08:51
    - yesbutt... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 10:26:11
      - I don't know, I deleted my facebooks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 10:27:23
        
        that could be why you dont live in paris then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 10:29:59
210 wanks till xmas (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 12, 19:20:55
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 12, 20:00:15
- make that 209! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 12, 19:24:19
McNamee's voice has not broken yet it seems? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 11, 17:40:25
- He has the stature of a 12yo boy. Tiny. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 11, 18:01:19
FAO: SSC28 Cheers mate, at least there's one intelligent person left on here who appreciat (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 18:40:32
- Ridiculous bellend. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 19:54:00
  - And you've seen enough of them to spot one (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 20:40:26
    - apart from yours (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 10, 20:49:56
      - You weren't even born with one (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 20:51:20
        
        ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 10, 20:53:20
        
        See that David Baddiel? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 20:57:55
        
        You know that Stan Boardman? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 10, 21:06:12
        
        You're so jeolous of people who have consoles (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 21:10:52
        
        fuckign hell, I laughed the other day (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 21:09:35
        
        I guess you had to be there (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 21:59:39
        
        that's exactly what we both had in mind I believe (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 10, 20:55:49
        
        this is still my favourite one... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 10, 20:58:11
        
        see that dickhead posting garbage on youtube ..... thats you that is! (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 10, 21:36:02
        
        "I see. And who was this poor unfortunate?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 10, 21:07:07
        
        do you know men who put fruit up each other's bottoms? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 21:13:07
- oh i had a far more complex explanation (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 10, 18:50:54
- only half? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 18:45:51
- Oh and Ganthers got it too. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 18:43:36
  - Now I get it, I think it's not unreasonable (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 18:45:29
    - Jaffers, when Pants is saying this to you, you've done something horribly wrong. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 10, 19:22:36
    - did you really not get it? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 18:50:05
      - assumed it was something to do with sic (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 18:52:19
        
        I thought he'd stolen it from your rejects bin (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 10, 18:56:33
        
        ROFL (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 19:03:02
        
        Do you like my video below? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 19:03:23
FAO jafskey (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 16:49:40
- I didn't get it but didn't like to say. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 17:17:27
  - I did. It was very clever (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 17:27:12
Stupid question of the day. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 10, 09:23:58
- Delia's. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 10, 10:34:54
- Boike Racks.... (NCFC) - ptcanary, Sep 10, 09:43:26
- dunno. But one additional good thing about biking to FCR (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 09:36:24
  - I'm just trying to get a bit fitter... (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 10, 10:40:55
    - do you ride at the moment? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:10:05
      - I would end up dead under the wheels of a BMW X5, I'm sure. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 11:18:54
        
        I cycle in London, once you get used to the idea that every motorist, pedestrian and.. (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 10, 11:31:51
        
        nah, you wouldn't (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:19:44
        
        London cyclist's "right route" (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:32:46
        
        not mine. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:42:51
      - Not in a long while, no. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 10, 11:16:59
      - I think I'm the only person in Denmark who doesn't have a bike (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:11:03
        
        why don't you have one? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:15:17
        
        I'm a lazy twat (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:32:04
        
        I do keep promising myself that I'll sort a bike out; but never do... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:36:35
        
        so that's just what I do (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:47:31
        
        this is similar to mine.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 11:59:13
        
        "fixies"? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:57:59
        
        My hybrid is a (bottom-of-the-range I think) Trek - have been riding it for 6 years (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 12:13:41
        
        Single gear then? Fuck that (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:52:34
        
        chainless bikes? how'd they work then? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 15:23:39
        
        Shaft driven (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 15:37:10
        
        I don't see how that could be better than a chain (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 10, 15:52:14
  - No self respecting cyclist would ever be seen out wearing our kit (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 10, 10:29:11
    - Lycra on the over 30s male (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Sep 10, 10:30:31
      - mamils (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 10:35:05
        
        lol (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 10:55:31
        
        I put a wet suit on once - OMG never again.... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 11:02:14
  - covered in all sorts of bugs that are attracted to it! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 09:37:30
- If I was the Environmental Manager for FCR there would be (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 09:35:24
- Probably at Mozzers across the road. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 09:25:39
fao: Al NCFC4life (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 10, 07:56:54
- Fucking hate dolphins. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 10, 08:53:59
  - Ecco that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 10:25:56
  - Yeah, don't we all. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 09:02:18
    - They serve absolutely no porpoise at all. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 09:50:15
      - yeah. They've become a laughfin stock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 10:00:47
        
        Huge manatee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 10:03:12
        
        I'd like to orcastrate a mass cull. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 10:12:27
        
        Flippern heck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 10, 10:15:41
        
        Tricky's outburst gave me the free willies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 10, 10:52:08
Paul McVeigh (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 15:44:24
- "Passionate in People Development". Que? (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 9, 15:48:15
  - Fuggernell, does anyone get anything proofread anymore? 'Breakthrough to your own.." ARGH! (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 9, 15:51:07
    - I can't believe a day with those two costs 997 quid (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 9, 16:10:07
      - Precisely... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 9, 21:09:14
**ifoon thread** ifoon 3g'ers, iOS 4.1 has dramatically sped up my ifoon, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 9, 13:56:35
- Got a ifoon 4 now. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 14:17:52
  - my other half got hers yesterday, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 9, 14:26:25
    - *her's (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 9, 14:26:36
      - not sure you need the apostrophe there actually. :)| (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 9, 14:38:25
        
        chairs! (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 9, 14:42:16
Anyone know who is statistically our 'bogey' team? (NCFC) - Clipper, Sep 9, 11:51:13
- Fairly sure it was... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 9, 14:49:14
  - *it was Wimbledon... (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 9, 14:49:48
    - 9 wins and 17 defeats in 32 games I make it (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 9, 15:07:19
      - Pompey? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 15:22:57
- inter milan (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 9, 12:26:03
  - Don't you think that every team is a bogey team? (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 9, 12:32:50
    - i actually think we will win satdee (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 9, 12:34:03
      - Well done Selwyn - I also think we'll win (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 9, 12:35:35
  - barnsley bringing fuck all-league 1 away support was better.plus putting in new seats was (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 9, 12:31:08
    - they will against the ipshit, and you'll love it (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 9, 13:30:15
    - Selwyn may have a valid point about the away support (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 9, 12:45:53
      - Apparently Barnsley's initial allocation was 300 which they've now sold out (NCFC) - lmc, Sep 9, 12:55:31
        
        Barnsleyites don't often stray far from Barnsley - it gives them the Fear. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 12:58:38
        
        they don't want to miss yorkshire news on soccer AM (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 9, 13:33:14
        
        Change is not good (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Sep 9, 13:41:29
    - Needs new material. C- (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 9, 12:33:43
      - yes-im tired (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 9, 12:34:52
      - He's way older than I thought he was. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 12:34:44
        
        and you were alot younger (: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 9, 12:35:47
        
        I am unexpectedly youthful, it's true. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 12:41:06
    - club's a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 12:31:31
      - AV (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 9, 13:17:58
- Inter Milan? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 9, 12:14:02
- I always thought that back in ... (NCFC) - meeky, Sep 9, 12:02:33
  - worse record than vs Coventry (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 12:15:57
- Man Citeh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 12:02:23
- never do very well vrs coventry (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 11:59:34
  - apart from when we do. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 12:02:39
    - thats what i mean - away, ive been there 5 times and seen 4 losses and a draw (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 12:05:44
      - blimey, our away record there is truly abysmal (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 12:07:48
        
        Gary Holt scored and went a bit radgey in front of us. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 12:10:50
        
        this is the litany of woe (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 12:13:29
        
        At least we caned them 10-2. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 12:18:42
        
        and before 1980 - 1933! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 12:09:15
- snottingham forest (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 9, 11:57:33
- complicated to work out, I'd have thought (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 11:57:05
Match commentary on Iphone (techy experts please) (NCFC) - peterinyyz, Sep 9, 10:51:57
- 3 ways to do it (NCFC) - Derek Acorah, Sep 9, 11:28:28
  - One WotB regular sort of pioneered option 3 years ago (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 9, 12:52:19
    - I'll let him own up to this if he wants to (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 9, 12:53:02
  - ^^ Top skills (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 11:37:54
- It doesn't look like it from the description (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 11:18:23
- it wont work (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 11:04:45
- Well, I have the iPhone 3GS 32GB phone, so I can't speak for iPhone 4 but as far as Flash (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 9, 10:54:17
annoying "We buy any car" adds... I've found that they are (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 9, 09:36:33
- I quite like them... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 9, 10:00:38
  - seemples (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 10:15:06
- They offered my £70 for my car....... (General Chat) - NorfolkSteve, Sep 9, 09:52:24
  - I find that with any of these things, I hear people go "oh I got a got price on muzuma for (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 12:10:10
    - I'm selling my old phone to Mazuma. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 12:23:07
Derren Brown. Used to love his shows but that was garbage. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 08:15:45
- It was a bit *shrug* wasn't it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 08:37:38
  - My new mrs is a psychologist, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 9, 13:02:43
  - yup agree with all that (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 08:58:48
    - Unless you buy it after security - ie. in duty free (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 10:43:00
      - morrisons dont have duty free in leeds-bradford airport (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 9, 11:17:08
  - what time was this on? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 08:43:17
    - 10.00pm - 11.15pm (General Chat) - lmc, Sep 9, 08:53:02
    - 10pm. Do you mean Mad Men? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 08:52:28
      - Should add that I do intend to catch up with Mad Men (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 08:53:49
        
        Also 11pm on C4+1 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 08:59:19
        
        Didn't even realise Derren Brown was on. Especially as the viewing of choice was... (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 9, 09:50:28
        
        do an utterly legal catch up thing here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 10:35:45
Got an iPhone? Like football? Get this ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 9, 07:38:15
- From time to time i've wondered what Phil got up to in training... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 9, 09:48:55
- I logged in on my iPhone just to say... (Other Football) - Drurys Left Nut, Sep 9, 08:54:58
  - they tried to make me go to rehab I said.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 10:58:34
- No (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 08:04:27
- No (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 07:58:19
- No (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 9, 07:49:59
What was Darren Brown up to this time? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 23:12:20
- im not sure (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 8, 23:22:58
- Err. If it was real, it was good. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 23:14:11
  - I recently saw the episode where he fools a girl into thinking (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 8, 23:15:47
My actual arsehole falling entirely out. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 20:18:21
- dentists (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 8, 20:33:11
  - How can you be scared of a lack of sleep? And if you are, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 8, 20:40:41
    - scared of the feeling that I know is coming in the morning when the alarm goes off (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 8, 20:49:07
  - yeah i'm not a fan of the first 4 (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 8, 20:34:58
    - surely you've experienced social death (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 8, 20:48:50
      - yeah i've murdered a few people on nights out (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 8, 20:49:30
        
        that's not a very sociable thing to do (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 8, 20:55:11
        
        always strangers yeah (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 8, 21:11:49
        
        very wise (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 8, 21:22:45
    - I meant other people's death (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 8, 20:39:11
      - i suppose i'd be afraid of missing grand slam tennis (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 8, 20:41:06
- Mines a pretty obvious one really (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 20:24:18
  - What about cancer that made your arsehole fall out? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 20:33:29
    - Derek and Clive zone entered (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 20:46:20
- Don't worry, you'll soon put it behind you (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 8, 20:20:08
small minded cunts... (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 8, 13:58:04
- surprised.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 8, 14:19:30
  - you daft racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:23:59
    - yes..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 8, 14:27:18
      - OMG ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:31:50
        
        yes....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 8, 14:34:58
  - Are any of your best friends Scottish? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 14:21:09
    - yes.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 8, 14:23:30
- *Small minded cunts at football match shocker* (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:07:56
  - its this bit but its not actually used any more (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 8, 14:28:45
    - I can see why they'd be a bit peeved at that (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:30:53
  - Rebellious Scots to crush (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 14:10:22
- Re: "last night's behaviour does nothing to help Scotland's image" (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 14:04:22
  - Thank you - I knew it wouldn't take long (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 8, 14:08:04
- "last night's behaviour does nothing to help Scotland's image" (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 8, 14:04:10
- "Scotland fans have worked hard to earn their reputation throughout the world as fun-lovin (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:03:23
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:00:58
I'm doing The Scrimmage tomorrow (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:40:26
- Ask Gudgie what the hell the world is coming to when... (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 8, 15:46:47
- Ask Matthew Gudgeon why he can't string more than three words together (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 8, 14:02:26
- Have a word about the font (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 14:01:53
- have the club gone wrong on casual ticket prices? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:00:27
  - ^^^also in a Norfolk accent (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:09:25
  - Haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:02:24
  - ^^^ This. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 14:01:30
    - plus the extra 20p on a coke (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 14:25:06
    - £30? For an average ticket? Seriously? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 14:04:40
      - For t' Jarrold. Can still get less than £30 in Barclay or River End, (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:19:11
        
        £31 pounds for a Cat A game in The River and Barclay lower (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:21:46
        
        I'll shut up then and stnad corrected. (how do you stand corrected exactly?) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:23:53
        
        stand normally. It's the uncorrected posture that's worthy of description. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 14:29:36
        
        hands on hips, legs slightly apart, pelvis thrusted outwards (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:27:49
        
        I'm on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:29:29
- a poem (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 13:55:00
  - ^^^ That, in a Norfolk accent. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 13:57:30
- do some casual racism (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 8, 13:50:21
  - a gap year in Niger (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 8, 14:16:27
  - he'll need a few sherries first (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 13:54:09
- Say something controversial followed by... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:47:23
  - I have to try not to do that all the time. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:48:54
    - Tease... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:50:14
      - I think about it (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:53:38
        
        No. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:53:57
        
        You love me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:55:51
- Tell them you saw Flem in Greens. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 13:34:21
- £'s to charity if you get the following on air. WotB, Bristol, 9, half eight and (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 8, 13:22:31
  - 'Google it you lazy fuck' to each and every question. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 8, 13:57:25
  - Declare that you don't know why anyone would log into the Pink Un site... (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 8, 13:24:31
    - you want Oink 'uners in the CoD? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 13:55:22
- I don't even know what The Scrimmage is (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 13:20:21
  - Very surprised you don't listen, its good. Not AS good now chris Goreham (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 13:35:36
    - Ah, but he is again now (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:44:02
      - oh ar is it? Brillers. Although not sure on the pre-recorded bit. i REALLY REALLY hope (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:21:10
        
        Flem's on tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:25:00
        
        Are you just telling me what I want to hear here? If I said (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:27:07
        
        Wh's (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 14:30:55
        
        Ahem. Who's Megan Fox? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 14:31:12
        
        She was in the Transformers film and is quite fit (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 8, 14:34:46
        
        she could lift my bonnet any time she liked (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 14:42:08
        
        No, he is! (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:30:01
  - You don't know? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:22:42
    - Oh, that'll be why I don't know. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 13:26:45
    - It's a Radio Narfolk show where they normally get some old tosser like Canary Fairy on (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 8, 13:24:13
      - Oh, that'll be why I don't know. II (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 13:27:00
- cock tummy slap dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 12:49:33
  - mrs mbk loves it when I do this ^. If I'm in another room doing it, she will often be (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 8, 13:16:23
  - Might be a bit awkward (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:52:27
    - I reckon you should (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:20:42
      - And enquire how Radio Norfolk ever employed the prat they have that does the weekday.... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:34:42
        
        I really despair at some of the idiots who do the travel bulletins. (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 8, 13:43:50
        
        5pm - traffic is heavy in Chapelfield area. Every day they say it.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 8, 14:19:53
- Say: (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:48:01
  - Too long (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:52:09
Does anyone use a Vodafone Mobile Broadband dongle? (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Sep 8, 12:38:42
- Not often. I did last week. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 13:05:20
  - I was just wondering about usage monitoring........ (General Chat) - lmc, Sep 8, 13:43:08
    - Oh, no idea about that. It seemed to track what I used OK (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 13:54:09
      - Plus, I don't pay the bill, so couldn't really give a fuck about the usage. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 13:55:53
    - Show them the evidence and tell them to politely go forth and multiply for their £15. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 8, 13:48:10
- if it's a techy question Jafski's yer man! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 12:40:35
  - It's not really, just wanted to compare experiences (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Sep 8, 12:41:13
    - oh - I bet he has had lots of experiences.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 12:42:55
- What for? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 8, 12:40:17
  - Erm....Internet (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Sep 8, 12:45:52
some C**T robbed me of 2.5K yestdee night. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 11:36:59
- blimey - sorry to hear that but you must minted to even consider lending someone that! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 12:37:49
  - A good friend and he only needed it until next week (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:51:32
    - so that's a no to the 20k then! does the club have cctv? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 13:03:25
      - Only at the entrance. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 13:19:47
- how? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 12:05:24
  - with jack hargreaves and fred dinenage (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:13:53
  - Had it with me in my computer bag (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:13:48
    - How careless. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 8, 12:26:01
      - They do but the vast majority of financial transactions are cash here. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:35:13
      - sounds like one of those pyramid scams (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:28:21
        
        He probably needs his Mummy. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 8, 12:36:00
        
        Having that sort of cash lying around is a bit of a Luxor-y (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 13:19:11
    - Did it occur to you (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 8, 12:20:40
      - It would have had he been there. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:26:24
      - it occurred to me (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:23:50
- People will vote conservative I'm afraid (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 8, 11:38:14
England were all right last night, weren't they? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 08:32:22
- Dunno (Other Football) - pants, Sep 8, 09:01:53
  - refusnik (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:09:32
- dunno, watched Sarah Beany (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 08:44:51
  - was she pregnant? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 08:54:02
    - yep - constantly, just like Kirsty from Phil and Kirsty (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 08:56:47
      - they must have about ten kids each (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:02:53
  - I have no idea who that is. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 08:52:03
    - I listened to it on the wireless. Alen Green said the atmosphere was, can you guess? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 08:59:15
      - This bit here... (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 8, 09:15:41
      - yeah, well, he's a c*nt (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 09:02:04
        
        So how come they were fucking shit in the World Cup? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 09:13:52
        
        they weren't allowed a go on the local prozzies (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 8, 09:53:42
        
        Ah, makes sense (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Sep 8, 09:57:37
        
        Don't worry, JT and Gold iPod will be back to ensure normal service soon. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 09:10:07
      - first half was good (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:01:24
        
        I didn't think second half was awful at all. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 09:03:35
        
        I like this, You don't have to have controlled the entire 90 minutes to have played well. (Other Football) - megson, Sep 8, 09:10:14
    - used to be very fit, does up houses, cracking rack (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 08:55:56
      - i'd put some filler in her cracking rack (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:00:15
        
        she could tongue and groove my wood anytime. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 8, 09:03:28
        
        I'd renovate her and sell her on for a profit! (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 8, 09:36:55
        
        i'd dry wall her cellar and pebbledash her front porch (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 8, 09:39:23
        
        i'd make her face look like a painters radio (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 8, 10:16:14
      - so you wanted to watch that rather than your international team play football? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 08:59:15
        
        I'm all male grrr beer grr (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 09:08:10
Sheff Weds close to administration, I've just seen on the idiot's lantern. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:55:50
Pay no attention, boring post alert (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 13:32:06
- And it's also a Cat C game to be a mascot, only £150 (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 7, 16:55:01
- A couple of points (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 13:43:29
- extra season tickets (NCFC) - south, Sep 7, 13:38:29
  - most of what you say is probably true (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 13:42:47
    - people obviously agree with me (NCFC) - south, Sep 7, 14:34:13
    - Cullen's been at MK Dons for two years. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 14:03:55
      - something tells me jb is very much aware of that (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 14:06:19
        
        Well, I did wonder. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 14:08:33
        
        though you'd never know it from their gates! (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 14:31:44
        
        captive market (NCFC) - south, Sep 7, 14:36:47
        
        I would love to be in the AFC end (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 14:43:51
    - I always thought it was better to have bums on seats (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 7, 13:52:53
      - Yeah I do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 7, 14:12:00
        
        not me (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 7, 14:16:21
        
        Yeah but you play Dungeons & Dragons (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 7, 14:13:32
        
        Oh no. That would be bad. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 7, 14:32:10
        
        And they didn't make an ending (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 7, 18:07:58
        
        not me (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 7, 14:19:52
      - on top of the already sold season tickets.... (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 13:59:36
        
        there is a gap in the market though (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:02:45
        
        you could be on to something there. that is aa good idea! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 14:04:18
        
        wouldnt hurt them to do it after the proper ST window shuts (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:06:45
        
        That IS a good idea, a more flexible half ST. Send that to MacTheKnife (NCFC) - megson, Sep 7, 15:10:58
        
        sounds similar to the Hat-trick plan that was replaced by the Supermembers scheme (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 15:34:41
        
        which is a darn sight easier to sell (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 15:37:34
      - I do always. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 13:58:16
        
        Garry! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 7, 14:05:42
        
        Oh (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 7, 13:59:12
        
        Last year my mate and I were discussing Lee Hughes and how he still looked lively (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 7, 14:02:17
        
        To be fair, I could always use the power of my ifoon to find out. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 14:01:12
        
        i find it gives me something to look at during the half time interval (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 14:02:17
        
        ^^^millionaire (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:06:09
        
        small confession (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 14:07:57
        
        ive only been once (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:23:11
        
        oh ah. gillingham in the cup run (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 7, 14:27:11
        
        "cup run" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 7, 14:30:31
        
        'Cup stumble' (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 7, 14:50:51
        
        Cup dribble (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 7, 14:34:14
      - yes, yes they do (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 13:54:37
- its a Tuesday night game intut. always lower turnouts/cheaper (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 13:34:47
  - good point (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 13:39:51
. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 6, 15:27:49
- "he has an 18-year-old girlfriend called Fanny, who is less than 5ft tall" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 15:30:57
  - I feel the need to apologise to any passing Linnets. ^^^ That was crass. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 16:35:40
  - He kisses her belly button while he's shagging her (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 16:07:01
Mashtastic (Other Football) - The Judge, Sep 6, 14:39:05
- "Meanwhile some England fans stressed the exposé had once again forced them to imagine wha (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 14:43:11
  - ... (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Sep 6, 17:57:58
on this day in 1986... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 14:34:40
- and on this day in 1995 (absolutely brillers!) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 6, 17:13:59
- And guess what was number 1 in the hit parade? (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 6, 15:51:34
  - Canary Rock and Roll (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 16:32:34
    - How does that go? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 6, 16:49:31
- On this day in 1902 (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 14:37:51
  - coolio - I'll never forget my wedding anniversay again now! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 14:40:49
    - Congratulations by teh way. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 14:42:20
      - ^ prickteasing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 14:44:39
      - ta (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 14:43:31
Seems the Kings Lynn fans thought some of the behaviour towards (Other Football) - lovely old job, Sep 6, 14:21:08
- Do Kings Lynn get to play Yarmouth much? (Other Football) - Huge Small, Sep 6, 14:26:58
  - Played pre-season (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 14:33:46
  - they play each other in the next round, but probably haven't met in years. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Sep 6, 14:28:09
- "The latter were even commented upon in the "Wrath of the Barclay" forum yesterday - if th (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 6, 14:22:26
  - I bet those slagging us off... (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 6, 15:22:39
    - start at the beginning and work your way on from there (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 15:47:15
      - I never said that. (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 6, 15:56:47
        
        without knowing if it was a thimble full or a bucket full i wouldn't claim to be in a posi (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 16:08:51
        
        Fair enough. (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 6, 16:12:54
        
        "getting them started"? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 16:19:33
        
        I was paraphrasing here... (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 6, 16:26:23
        
        i'm not trying to blow anything out of proportion (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 16:39:51
        
        My opinion is... (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 6, 16:47:05
        
        i'm glad you believe yourself to be better than that as quitely clearly the last thing i (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 16:55:55
        
        Yeah, you see the correct answer that would have won you the speedboat was: (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 6, 16:59:54
        
        i've done no mis-representing of your views at all (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 17:10:31
        
        Ah you see this was the misrepresentation to which I refer. (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 6, 18:10:32
        
        ah, so perhaps you really did mean it in its literal sense and shall deign to host forth (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 19:10:39
        
        I must say, this one of the most polite gay offs we've had on here. (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 17:03:32
        
        Or if it doesn't end so well, "and what's more, Sir, I demand satisfaction" (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 17:15:00
        
        Heaven forfend, I pray it doesn't go that far. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 17:17:21
        
        Indeed....a most unsavoury homosexual set-to may commence (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Sep 6, 20:08:03
Just had a call from my cousin. He's an IBD consultant up the N&NUH. It's a tough and (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 13:54:48
- What is IBD? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 13:55:58
  - Intestines, Bums and Dentures - new specialty concentrating on both ends of the gastirc sy (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 13:58:59
    - let's hope his hand cleanser is good! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 15:02:04
    - Specialty? Specialty? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 6, 14:08:33
  - I don't know, I'll text him. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 13:57:34
    - He's just texted me back, apparently it's Intestines, Bums and Dentures. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 13:59:57
      - Sounds like a man who knows what he is talking about. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 14:01:53
        
        He's an eminent IBD Consultant so yes. He knows his shiz. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 14:03:07
  - a dodgy tummy (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 13:57:30
    - That's IBS............... (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 14:02:11
      - it is n'all entut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 14:11:19
Broken NHS. Apprantly its Paula's job to let her IBD consultant know she's had a baby, (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 12:43:19
- Get a grip or you're going on ignore (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 13:47:24
  - That'd be a result, getting SCC to put me on ignore, even pants hasn't managed that! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 13:49:29
    - I was hoping that he might've been recently found on a Brighton golf course. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 13:53:26
      - cheers nonse (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 14:08:20
- 'Major event' (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 12:53:38
  - Least she's got a flippin neck though............ (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 13:27:53
    - careful - Puppet B'stard trained him in the art of Kung Foo when he was his apprentice (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 15:06:23
    - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 6, 13:32:32
  - Childbirth and splitting (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 12:57:48
    - Lavender oil in her bath water, that's what Mrs Meggers needs (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 13:11:10
- FAO Ben - Can we have a megson's baby filter please? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 12:47:09
- highly strung - you wait till you have had no sleep for a week!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 12:46:31
  - true! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 13:28:29
FAO Norwich Registry Office ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 11:45:21
- true story (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 12:03:17
- 9 minutes. Peh. Didn't even say Congratluations. I mean, basic innit? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 11:52:24
  - So are you going to announce a name ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 6, 12:05:50
    - Oh ar, have I not done it? She's Emma Clare Taylor (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 12:40:03
      - 18 years from now, when she's first staying out all night (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 14:17:11
    - we should have a vote (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 12:06:25
      - Diamonte (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 12:11:29
      - Huckerby (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 12:09:51
      - Iwan. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 12:08:56
        
        Glenn (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 12:10:43
        
        Oli (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 12:09:34
  - then they'd have to say it to everyone who registers a birth (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 12:03:10
    - Yes, cause saying congratulations a few times a day would be a real difficulty. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 6, 12:39:40
  - Probably not allowed to anymore (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 11:55:58
    - You can't even be casually racist anymore (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 11:57:47
      - oh i can (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 6, 12:03:27
      - can you be formally racist though? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 12:02:39
        
        I still think people might tut (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 12:07:10
        
        That's what Nick Griffin does... (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 6, 12:05:21
gonna be some funny old high speed chases... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 10:52:36
- I got pulled over by that at the weekend.... he said (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 6, 12:15:08
- Officer Dibber. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 11:58:11
- Call the crops! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 11:00:34
  - More plod on the Beet (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:19:07
    - Rape convictions to increase (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 11:24:58
      - Trials at the Old Barley (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 6, 11:26:49
        
        it will be a legal maize (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:29:07
        
        send 'em to Bull wood Hall (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 11:35:35
        
        send 'em to Bull wood Hall (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 11:34:43
        
        I haven't had a drink all night Constarable. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 11:38:35
        
        tough, you are under harvest. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 11:40:47
        
        lettuce be avvin you (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:43:12
        
        Based at New Holland Yard (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 6, 11:41:33
        
        All contributors on this thread should be ashamed of themselves (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 11:44:11
        
        ^^^ he's right y'know, Mr Bay especially (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 11:50:21
        
        arizona bay knows his punions (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:52:39
        
        Trust that shitbag pants to try to parsnip this in the bud. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 11:55:30
        
        yes, he is always in a slurry to disparagus (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:58:27
        
        ha (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 12:00:24
        
        there's a turnip for the books (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 6, 11:46:33
'Get back to Norwich where your sort belongs' (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 6, 09:40:28
- dear oh dear (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 6, 09:59:51
  - lucky he studied Kung Foo though! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 10:00:45
    - yeah! lollage. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 6, 10:06:01
- Great marketing from the Puppet B'stard - DOY could learn a lot from that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 6, 09:56:48
- T-Shirts on sale in Yarmouth soon: "I Kung-Fu'd the Puppet Bastard." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 09:48:00
- At Yarmouth police station he was given a cup of tea and a custard cream biscuit (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 09:45:39
  - Ipswich fan... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 09:51:04
    - he is Buckscanary then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 10:03:52
      - No (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 10:11:38
        
        No One? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 10:12:42
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 10:18:50
        
        Kebbsy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 10:26:42
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 10:32:44
        
        silent witness? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 10:43:04
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 6, 11:25:52
        
        Had to think about it thought. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 11:52:33
        
        *though (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 6, 12:02:12
    - Jon Welch? Oh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 6, 09:51:30
  - Panda will be especially pleased with knowing that (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 6, 09:47:14
- poor ol' puppet bastard (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 6, 09:45:08
Morning all. Mrs Megson Had our baby at 1:30 this morning, nearly 5 weeks early! (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 13:30:12
- many congrats to you all (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 5, 18:46:46
- congrats mate (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 5, 17:16:04
- Congrats Daddy Meggers! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 17:06:13
- Thanks guys! Yes, sorry its a girl, no name yet. Although Megan is a good shout...! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 14:19:14
- Congrats! (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 14:11:52
- Congratulations Daddy! (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 5, 14:06:25
- nice one (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 13:51:00
- Congratulations and good luck people... (General Chat) - APB, Sep 5, 13:49:12
  - Congratulations, my wife has 10 weeks to go !! (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 5, 18:09:33
  - A Personal Blessing (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 13:51:27
    - Its a good one too! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 5, 14:18:13
- will be off back up there again soon....fnaaarrr (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 5, 13:48:41
- Good of her to do on the worst weekend for sport this year (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 5, 13:45:06
  - murray in action tho (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 5, 13:50:12
- sex? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 5, 13:38:47
  - They probably did, yes. Unless Megs is Joseph, or Mary. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 13:39:19
    - Oh YOU!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 5, 13:40:09
    - No I think Bucks was trying to take advantage of a tired Daddy Megson (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 5, 13:40:08
      - We also need to know the early signs of hair colour. BOY? GIRL? GINGE? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 13:41:27
- Good stuff Daddy Megson, many happy and sleepless days ahead (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 5, 13:37:24
- Get that ST request in sharpish. Well done! (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 5, 13:37:06
- Many, many congrats and that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 5, 13:35:57
  - That's a link to a Cliff Richards song (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 5, 13:41:14
    - Cliff's the best. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 5, 13:41:38
- Congratulations megs, boy or girl? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 13:33:27
- Congratulations the family megson. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 5, 13:33:13
- Congratulations (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 5, 13:32:34
- Congrats sir! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 13:31:21
Couldnt the NotW waited one fucking week before breaking this Rooney story? (Other Football) - Hulk Rules, Sep 5, 10:20:07
- or just not written it at all (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 5, 12:35:11
  - I think it is in the public interest. This individual is lauded as a hero. (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Sep 5, 12:42:19
    - Do me a favour!!!! (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 5, 12:48:34
      - Fergie likes his players to get married nice and early. Or so I'm told. (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 12:49:46
    - I'm a member of the public. I'm not interested at all. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 12:44:20
      - Do you like trains? (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Sep 5, 12:46:31
        
        I like iLiKETRAiNS (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 12:52:40
        
        (blank) (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 12:53:16
        
        Trains? Er, I don't really have any opinion on trains. Why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 12:48:11
        
        Train lover (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 5, 13:05:51
        
        I just wondered if you thought they are more interesting (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Sep 5, 13:02:13
        
        This train......what's it *wearing*? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Sep 5, 13:11:21
- Nice to see your home wags woo you, that's loyal marriage (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 5, 12:00:34
- exactly... (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 5, 11:26:28
- Fuck him. Prick. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 11:09:55
- not so much of a story a week later (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 5, 11:06:39
  - Not much of a job either (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 5, 11:07:45
What's with England's Italy blue? What's wrong with navy? (Other Football) - The Judge, Sep 3, 21:40:00
- Leave him alone ffs, you're always on his case. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 21:57:53
  - Come on, it's worth a little lollage. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 22:09:44
    - yup. a little... (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 3, 22:15:33
- they realised they could sell more shorts by changing teh colour I suppose (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 3, 21:43:48
  - is the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight answer!!! (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 3, 21:45:44
Whoever identifies as Papa Bouba Diop: thank you very much (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 19:33:22
- weren't me (General Chat) - fuckcheese, Sep 3, 19:47:04
Alright! Havent been about...just to let you know. I'm not dead. (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter, Sep 3, 14:41:59
- The Chatroom of Doom is still available on match days is the news you need to know. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 3, 15:00:31
- write a song about adam drury having a pencil head then (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 3, 14:47:20
- Prove you're not dead by sponsoring me off. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 14:45:38
FAO DOY (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 3, 13:47:01
- I'm going to be watching. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 14:28:13
  - that's what happens in your forties, I gather. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 14:29:40
    - Shut yer row. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 14:46:06
- will sky plus it and watch it tommorrow morning. (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 3, 13:48:46
  - Long time did not see you post there! How are you???:) (n/m) (Other Football) - XXL16, Sep 3, 13:53:34
    - fine thankyou, hows you, the love birds and daphne? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 3, 14:06:59
      - dont mention ze birds!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 14:24:33
  - yerbut (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 3, 13:51:22
    - hopefully will avoid the score........ (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 3, 14:06:37