My uncle Charlie is a cynical man, and his wife's a touch sceptical too

They've got one of those stickers in the back of their van
It says "We've seen the prices at the zoo"
Well today I knocked upon their door and said that I was passing
Charlie launched a scathing attack
I asked him what I'd done, he said "You stupid bastard
We live in a cul-de-sac."

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on September 13th 2010 at 17:39:06

Message Thread

what has happened to the pants'ses'ers' v scc' chicago style pizza gayoff?gayoff? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:21:04
- It's his way of difusing the pleb (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:21:59
  - Oh dear. (General Chat) - romayellow, Sep 13, 18:13:01
    - Not to mention the correct pronouns ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 18:20:02
  - And the Pope said to his aide: "Who the fucking hell are Slipknot?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:31:12
    - Yewtoobery (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 17:34:16
      - First time I had that was at a gig in Manchester. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:35:51
  - What I've noticed today (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 13, 17:25:01
    - Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were astounded. Everywhere she went (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:31:38
      - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:32:05
        
        My uncle Charlie is a cynical man, and his wife's a touch sceptical too (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:39:06
    - I can see why you get in for £24 now (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:26:48
  - pmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 17:24:39
    - She's the main man in the office in the city & she treats me like I'm just another lackey (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:26:14
  - It's not just him I'm diffusing, son! ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:23:25
    - True, judge has been a bit of cretin today too (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:23:54
      - It's my 4AD3DCD, my 4AD3DCD, my 4AD3DCD and I'm on a foundation course. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:24:58
        
        would that be a make-up gag that's gone right over my head? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:27:24
        
        It requires a good working knowledge of esoteric indie label 4AD - the Cocteau Twins (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:30:08
        
        i like the cocteau twins (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:41:14
        
        Joan Collins is a really keen ornithologist apparently (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:42:48
        
        '4AD3DCD' pokes fun at the pretentiousness of the 4AD bands (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:42:19
        
        sunburst and snowblind? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:45:46
        
        Frou-Frou Foxes In Midsummer Fires (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:49:16
        
        Ella Megalast Burls Forever (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:50:46
        
        Pearly-Dewdrops' Drops (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:49:46
        
        Itchy Glowbo Blow (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:50:09
        
        Ella Megalast Burls Forever (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:50:33
        
        Spooning Good Singing Gum (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:53:44
        
        Oomingmak (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:55:20
        
        Quisquose (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:57:29
        
        Fluffy Tufts (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 17:58:55
        
        How to Bring a Blush to the Snow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:59:33
        
        A Kissed Out Red Floatboat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 18:01:54
        
        Ooze Out and Away, Onehow (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 18:02:55
        
        (these are going to be useful for the next A-Z thread.) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 18:02:20
        
        Have you heard 'A-Z' by Colin Newman (the singer out of Wire)? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 18:04:29
        
        I used to work with the sister, of the drummer (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:43:22
        
        Otto is scrambling the airways (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 13, 17:29:50
        
        I don't know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes either. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:32:37
        
        *someone get the crash cart* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 13, 17:30:40
        
        There is nothing better in life than writing on the sole of your slipper with a Biro (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:33:02
        
        that rings a bell. who writ that otto? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:43:12
        
        Why, it was Nigel Blackwell, off of out of the Half Man Half Biscuit. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:44:39
        
        i dont think it was him then. i heard someone on the radio say it a few weeks back (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 13, 17:48:38
        
        They'd have been quoting the final line of 'The Best Things in Life' then :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 13, 17:55:33

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