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Season highlights.. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 3, 11:23:20
- lovely old summary (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 3, 11:28:35
- .... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 3, 11:27:32
- Borussia Dortmund socks. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 11:24:56
  - Not getting this reference (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 3, 11:47:19
    - Borussia Dortmund socks. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 11:51:48
      - Flipping heck, they must haveof been through the wash a few times (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 3, 11:54:19
        
        Unless they haven't. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 12:26:10
Have Look About East Angular shown anything on their news bulletins from the city last (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 3, 11:20:14
- Sky kept showing bits from a Nodge pub I didn't recognise. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 11:23:14
  - sky were in Delaneys (NCFC) - city_lad, May 3, 12:14:33
  - Couple of vids (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 3, 11:35:01
    - I'm not allowed a facebooks here, and I deleted mine off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 11:37:09
  - Delaneys I think, my mate was there (n/m) (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, May 3, 11:28:30
I wonder who the new Ashton is? (NCFC) - Old Git, May 3, 10:53:23
- Glenn Murray on a free (n/m) (NCFC) - Mark Barham, May 3, 12:41:22
- Cody (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 3, 10:56:05
  - Would be shocked if he didn't get his transfer (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 3, 11:02:26
    - I should imagine a number of League one clubs will be after him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 3, 11:11:19
      - Yeah, wouldn't be surprised. He can go to Posh in exchange for CMS (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 3, 11:14:10
- I want the same starting XI for the first game of next season as last night. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 10:55:56
  - Not a chance (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 3, 11:11:47
  - Yes, with new signings waiting in the wings. I love the way Lambert used his (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 3, 11:04:19
  - Yes, this. Also Wigan not to be relegated. I want all the North West teams to stay up, (NCFC) - CB41, May 3, 10:59:37
- Mackail-Smith? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bezley, May 3, 10:54:42
Didn't get satisfactory answer last night - has a team ever won successive promotions as c (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 10:18:04
- Sheff Utd 20 years ago with double automatic but not sure about champions (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 3, 10:49:42
  - Just checked - they were runners-up for the first promotion (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 3, 10:52:59
- I've looked. Can't see it. (NCFC) - Bezley, May 3, 10:30:14
  - Oops, Wolves did it under Graham Turner. (NCFC) - Bezley, May 3, 10:40:24
    - Yeah but Wolves only did it in the old 4th and then 3rd division, not 3rd and 2nd as (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 3, 10:59:54
      - Yeah, same as Watford (NCFC) - Bezley, May 3, 11:01:43
  - Crazy Gang did it in the 80s too, but not as Champions (NCFC) - Bezley, May 3, 10:34:31
- yes, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, May 3, 10:20:54
- Man City did it a few years ago. c (NCFC) - jafski, May 3, 10:20:51
  - Man Titty promoted from old league 1 via playoffs (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 3, 10:22:37
    - I know, I was busting his balls. (NCFC) - jafski, May 3, 10:25:07
      - I had an ice bath yesterday, for leg recovery after a longish run. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 10:26:05
        
        Shrivelled. (NCFC) - jafski, May 3, 10:27:34
        
        Chipolata walnut time (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 3, 10:31:04
        
        Retracted. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 10:29:46
        
        Wizened. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 3, 10:33:19
- And they went up via the play offs... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 3, 10:20:44
Who would we like to see relegated from the Prem? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, May 3, 10:05:14
- Wigan, Blackburn, West Ham because ...... (NCFC) - 1yaarmy5, May 3, 13:22:29
- Wigan, becuase they only get about four fans in the ground for every home game (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 10:23:26
- Chelsea, Man U and Arsenal (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 3, 10:09:35
- all of 'em (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 3, 10:08:56
- Wet Spam, Brum, Wulfs (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, May 3, 10:07:16
- west hams, wolufs and blackburn (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, May 3, 10:06:24
  - That would be my three too! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, May 3, 10:21:20
    - dittotototo (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 3, 10:29:33
- Wigan, Brum, Blackburn (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 3, 10:06:18
Dion was in Delaney's last night. (NCFC) - jafski, May 3, 09:58:12
- he was on the Beeb last night n'all (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 3, 10:00:38
  - That there Jimmy Floyd Hasslethebankers was a good pundit I thought (NCFC) - Old Git, May 3, 10:02:28
    - he was fucking appalling during the Cardiff game (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 3, 10:06:21
    - is that sarcasm? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 3, 10:04:18
      - No (NCFC) - Old Git, May 3, 10:06:30
        
        Hahaha-diff. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 10:09:03
        
        Blaaaaaahdiff (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 3, 10:10:12
        
        Duntblahdiff. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 10:11:04
        
        Had he stopped saying they were a bigger club than us by that stage? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 3, 10:08:11
        
        Didn't see him say that so can't comment on whether he had "stopped", but can report (NCFC) - Old Git, May 3, 10:18:45
      - well he was talking shit before the Cardiff game and it was all Cardiff are bigger than (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 3, 10:05:45
        
        Didn't see that (NCFC) - Old Git, May 3, 10:08:54
        
        tbh He was just Cardiff's version of Dion. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely o1d 5ob, May 3, 10:19:27
Great pictures from last night - any wrothers in them? (NCFC) - Kirrie, May 3, 09:40:41
- Yellalee was on the telly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 09:43:07
  - so was Otto (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 3, 09:48:51
  - Yellalee said after QPR away, back in October, that we were going up. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 3, 09:46:31
    - Tbf I said champions at the beginning of the season... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, May 3, 09:56:45
The man wot done it (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 3, 09:35:43
- Darell "Most definitely" Russell. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 3, 09:36:56
  - Yeah definitely (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 09:38:57
    - Most definitely. (NCFC) - jafski, May 3, 09:56:23
No need for the 1-5s in the usernames any more, is there? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 3, 08:10:26
- Quite right. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 3, 09:16:19
- About who? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 3, 08:25:26
- No - this is my last post as O1d 5an... (n/m) (NCFC) - O1d 5an, May 3, 08:13:25
royal XI (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:12:10
- Guillotino Asprilla (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 15:29:52
- Chris Martinsufficient-genetic-variation (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 15:26:57
- Phil Dullwhine (n/m) (Other Football) - O1d 5an, Apr 28, 15:23:46
- Tax Gradel (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 28, 15:19:28
- Corgi Best (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Apr 28, 15:18:08
- Mark Offwithhis-Hedworthy (n/m) (Other Football) - O1d 5an, Apr 28, 15:17:49
- Queen Nedergaard (n/m) (Other Football) - O1d 5an, Apr 28, 15:16:49
- Robbie Earl (n/m) (Other Football) - O1d 5an, Apr 28, 15:16:12
- Peter Throne (n/m) (Other Football) - Char1e5 21, Apr 28, 15:16:07
- Garry Monk on a stamp (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge 5mal1, Apr 28, 15:12:45
- marlon king (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:12:21
  - kevin prince boateng (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:12:44
Anything good on at the cinema wrathos? (n/m) (General Chat) - Char1e5 21, Apr 28, 15:12:00
- Submarine is supposed to be good but not seen it yet (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 15:14:45
  - its great (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Apr 28, 15:39:26
  - what about Source Code, anyone seen that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Char1e5 21, Apr 28, 15:15:16
    - I don't know what it's about but I have a hard time imagining a film called Source Code as (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 15:31:44
    - It's really well done, some people compared it to Inception but it is very different from (General Chat) - shortfatb, Apr 28, 15:20:16
      - I see, I loved Moon and disliked Inception (n/m) (General Chat) - Char1e5 21, Apr 28, 15:21:21
    - Is that the action Yanky fillum? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 15:16:15
      - think so, gets 90% rotten tomatoes (n/m) (General Chat) - Char1e5 21, Apr 28, 15:18:07
        
        I don't watch those sort of fillums... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 15:22:21
        
        I understand (n/m) (General Chat) - Char1e5 21, Apr 28, 15:23:23
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Apr 28, 15:12:25
Kate middleton's gonna be queen one day? (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Apr 28, 14:36:08
- ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Char1e5 21, Apr 28, 14:43:00
- I ought to get that, but I don't. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 14:40:44
  - I assume he's referring to masturbating over her picture so his spermatozoon wet the glue (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 28, 14:45:42
    - There are some very odd types inhabiting this board (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 14:46:34
  - Nope, me neither (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 14:42:24
    - he's saying he thinks people will knock one out over her face instead of licking the stamp (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:43:19
      - That's just ridiculous. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 14:46:53
        
        I think the answer to c) is no (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 14:48:10
        
        He's imagining taking her from behind, obviously (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 28, 14:48:02
      - So they would stick the stamp down face first? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 28, 14:44:02
        
        no, I think the plan would be to place the sperm either directly onto the back of th stamp (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:47:39
        
        He's not around - probably knocking one off at his own suggestion (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 14:49:09
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 28, 14:46:01
    - Something about hairspray, maybe? dunno. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 28, 14:42:43
- She wouldn't be on stamps anyway. (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 28, 14:39:14
  - say if Willy dies, doesn't she take on the throne (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:42:12
    - no she will never be on the throne (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:46:33
      - true, was a bit silly of me come to think of it (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:52:14
        
        In my defense, I think of all of them as very inbred, so thought Kate might be his cousin (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:54:20
        
        they are actually related (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:57:37
        
        Apparently she's an ex miner from Geordie land (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 14:56:52
        
        i was rather stunned by your lack of knowledge tbf (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:53:26
        
        In a quiz I would have answered Harry I think tbf, I was distracted by the talk about (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:55:46
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:57:56
      - ^^^Norman St John Stevas (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 14:51:33
      - SCC. WOTB Royal commentator. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 28, 14:48:10
        
        royal watcher (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 14:56:51
        
        What's the Viz version? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 28, 14:58:48
        
        a royal Only1Doherty-er? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Apr 28, 15:04:02
    - couple of deaths required prior to wills popping his cloggage of course (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 14:44:54
      - really? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:46:54
    - No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 28, 14:43:27
    - If Willy dies, it's passed on to Selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 28, 14:43:12
    - Nah, Harry isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 14:43:05
      - unless she's already pregnant... (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:54:12
      - Thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 28, 14:48:18
      - I have no idea, I hate the cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:44:05
        
        burn him!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:47:22
        
        another one seething at no invite (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 14:45:50
Everyone should watch this (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 28, 14:07:28
- That's incredibly funny (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 28, 14:31:40
  - that's me then (n/m) (General Chat) - Char1e5 21, Apr 28, 14:45:35
  - i'm not watching it on account of his dictatorial subject header (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 14:35:20
  - haha blub. how are you celebrating tomorrow? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 14:34:51
    - I'm going fishing! (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 28, 14:43:46
    - Well it has been noted that he hasn't been invited... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:37:13
      - they are doing kate and wills garden meerkat ornaments in asdas (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 14:42:43
        
        What did amoose me were the Rangers' fans... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 14:45:34
        
        That sounds very gay (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 14:47:29
        
        Witty sectarianism. Don't mind that. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 14:50:54
        
        those wee scamps! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 14:47:14
- Butters tap dancing is funnier (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 14:22:25
  - That isn't even remotely funny (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:26:03
    - the whole episode is quite good tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Apr 28, 14:28:43
    - Nevermind, I'm sure it'll pass (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 14:28:06
      - Hopefully. How's about you tell a joke? Now that would be funny (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:29:09
        
        Benny Andersson walks into Abba (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 14:41:55
        
        Ha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 28, 15:01:21
        
        Hi pants... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:49:05
        
        *lips still quivering^^^* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 28, 14:51:16
        
        There was this rogue apostrophe... (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 28, 14:33:45
        
        Damn (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:34:44
        
        What do you call a fly with no wings? (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 28, 14:30:13
        
        Anyway... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:30:45
- Watched it yesterday. Still not very funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 14:18:25
  - ^^^ Missing a sense of humour ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:21:19
    - Just admit it... it's shite (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 28, 14:22:39
      - No, no it's not (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:25:27
- About as funny as Michael McIntyre.... (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 28, 14:15:58
- Aside from Brandy no one cares... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:13:30
  - She's the new Princess of our Hearts (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Apr 28, 14:20:15
  - i find it quite disrespectful tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:14:27
    - and very, very sad (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 14:41:09
I confirm Mr and Mrs mbk are fine. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 13:35:45
- Yes, but what about Wills and Kate? Hmmm? (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 28, 13:51:58
  - ... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 13:52:43
  - did you get an invite? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 13:52:27
    - Must have got lost in the post (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 28, 13:56:21
    - Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 13:53:30
- Matter of opinion (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 28, 13:51:30
  - i did lay off btw (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 13:52:07
    - 0-0 half time was a dead cert (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 28, 13:57:47
      - it's what iphones were invented for (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 13:58:25
        
        ^^^ putting a brave face on it (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 14:00:44
- so are mrs tombs and i (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 13:42:03
  - I'm about to have a grilled chicken focaccia with salad and a cup of tea... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 13:46:10
    - Yes, seems so... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:00:53
      - Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to myself... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:01:53
    - i take it that there has been some wrongness in marocker then? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 13:59:38
      - gas explosion 10 dead (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:00:51
        
        MBK was just around the corner when it happened. Has posted pics of damage on FB (n/m) (General Chat) - 5teve 1n Holland, Apr 28, 14:03:23
        
        good of them to get it out of the way before the royal wedding (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 14:07:15
        
        He didn't know about it until I texted him... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 14:05:45
        
        ha, can't have been loud then (n/m) (General Chat) - 5teve 1n Holland, Apr 28, 14:09:09
        
        yeah just saw that (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 14:04:18
- Good news. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 28, 13:37:33
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 13:36:04
  - good news, he should stay out there really, won 1-5 and 3-2 since he went (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 13:38:11
    - Think he gets back after the last game. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 13:44:17
      - i thought he said he was back for cov (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 13:44:48
        
        Dunno, can't remember. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 13:46:36
- hurrah (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Apr 28, 13:36:01
Fuckorama - is mbk still in Marrakesh? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 13:05:34
- Feck ! (General Chat) - Huge 5mal1, Apr 28, 13:21:05
- he was 19 hours ago (n/m) (General Chat) - Ra1f 5crampton, Apr 28, 13:18:32
- Sure it's OK but I'll drop em a textual... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 28, 13:16:33
Manchester United, Barcelona and Brazil 1970 (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 12:13:47
- Wilbraham = Tost?o? (n/m) (NCFC) - curva nord, Apr 28, 12:35:36
- where's the brazil 1970? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 12:15:23
  - Just one player TBF but as it was R.Martin that's enough to make a team (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 12:16:11
    - Damn, Cafu played all the way back in 1970 ?! (n/m) (NCFC) - 5teve 1n Holland, Apr 28, 12:19:25
      - No. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 12:21:26
      - Oh dear (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 12:20:12
      - carlos alberto goal vs scum (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 12:19:54
    - Holt = Pele, Wessi = Rivelino, Simeon = Jairzinho, Crofts = Gerson. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 28, 12:18:08
    - and jackson's 2nd was better than pele tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 12:17:44
Tell you what, I really, really hate mouse pads on laptops!! (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 09:06:08
- CALM DOWN DEAR! (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Apr 28, 09:56:18
  - sex15t (n/m) (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 28, 09:57:09
- Oh Dear!! On My Laptop... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Apr 28, 09:15:20
  - Use the nipple ! (n/m) (General Chat) - 5teve 1n Holland, Apr 28, 10:16:42
    - ...it's like the voice of Obi Wan... (n/m) (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 28, 10:21:46
  - If you have a full size USB mouse you can use that.... (General Chat) - pIXelm2n, Apr 28, 09:34:06
    - Ah, Well.... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Apr 28, 09:46:26
      - I do have one of those as well with a retractable lead (General Chat) - pIXelm2n, Apr 28, 10:51:06
- I hook a proper mouse up to my mine. (General Chat) - Graham Br15tol, Apr 28, 09:10:40
  - Me too but I'm in bed. Actually I'm not now, I just got up, (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 09:13:26
  - Me too. A bluetooth one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 09:11:56
    - Yes, presumable. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 09:12:20
hey hey, arizona bay (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 09:03:03
- It's like when Trooping the Colour used to be on instead of Swapshop (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 28, 09:31:09
- This is how it starts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 09:10:32
  - Yeah and it's always your fault (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 09:13:55
  - classic ivory satin i reckon with a fuck off long train (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 09:12:29
    - And she'll be in the gimp suit. Again. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 28, 09:16:21
    - Not long 'til we find out what umbrella designer she's chosen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 09:15:02
      - now we go back outside westminster cathedral to kay burley who is with *jilly cooper (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 09:23:31
        
        Jeesooz Christ on a bike, I just googled this fucker: (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 09:27:11
        
        he's the DIY adviser to danny dyers pimp my category A correction facility (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 09:30:12
      - Camerons fault that. Blair would have never let it rain on the wedding (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 09:16:12
        
        calm down dear! (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 09:18:50
        
        He obviously dunt like lessers (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 09:24:05
        
        "i'll say it to you if you like!" (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 09:25:48
        
        Yep, as you said, (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 09:28:05
    - Golden shower I reckon (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 09:14:53
- What? What's happening then? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 09:05:07
  - try a google search of "royal wedding" (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 09:05:54
    - Crikey, de ja vue (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 09:08:49
There's never been a greater blub than that of Jose Mourinho after the game... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 02:51:49
- I agree with Jose (Other Football) - Firstnews, Apr 28, 08:33:02
  - Do you remember how shocking his Porto team (Other Football) - Bonjour, Apr 28, 08:40:52
- was inevitable though (Other Football) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 28, 08:22:22
- That's an impressive rant. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Apr 28, 08:02:17
  - right up there with ipswich crazy (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 28, 08:11:52
    - I want to see Ipswitch Crazy let his new fame go to his head (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 08:34:20
      - I think give ipswichcrazy all the publicity he wants. (Other Football) - APB, Apr 28, 08:37:37
        
        Definitely, yes. He's on top of his game, allow him to achieve his full potential. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 08:41:15
        
        His Numa Numa is amazing. (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Apr 28, 08:50:19
        
        i've just watched that. is it all his own work? (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 28, 09:08:20
. (n/m) (NCFC) - Du1e of 5ork, Apr 28, 00:18:20
- Dule of Sork. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 28, 08:55:35
So Paul Scoles not Ryan Giggs, Hugh Grant and Gabby Logan? Seriously?.. (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 27, 15:43:53
- Not Hugh Grant, Hugh Bonneville (is what you find if you Google certain stuff) (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 15:46:56
  - Gabby Logan and Alan Shearer?!?! A bore fest made in hell (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 27, 15:51:58
    - It would be the greyest, dryest most mundane fuck in the history of the world. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 16:03:09
      - do not open this link if you are about to consume any food.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 16:33:06
      - Any suggestion that Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson would analyse it afterwards is unlawful (n/m) (General Chat) - 5uper1njunction, Apr 27, 16:04:36
Cardiff are doing a Pompey v Norwich beamback (NCFC) - s10 yellow, Apr 27, 14:22:07
- There is no such place as Cardiff (NCFC) - 5uper1njunction, Apr 27, 15:40:14
- That's not really a beanbag, it's just "putting the telly on". (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 14:59:27
  - i wonder if it has huge fuck off buttons (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 27, 15:01:52
    - Perhaps they'll put CBeebies on by mistake (n/m) (NCFC) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 15:05:43
      - if they lose i can't see anyone giving a fuck (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 27, 15:07:10
        
        ...and that's tubby byebyes to our season... (n/m) (NCFC) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 15:14:51
        
        Even stating the existence of allegations about Po is illegal (NCFC) - 5uper1njunction, Apr 27, 15:44:33
- It's on telly anyway, isn't it (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 14:50:31
- hope we get a wedge (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 27, 14:46:26
- That's a cool idea. If they were the other way round would we have done the same? (n/m) (NCFC) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 14:42:50
  - McNally would send everyone out first then charge ?10 to come back in (n/m) (NCFC) - s10 yellow, Apr 27, 14:45:23
Anyone heard of libel by inference? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Apr 27, 13:26:45
- i have now (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 27, 13:47:18
- I'm Spartacus. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 13:28:08
  - No, Ben is quite clearly Spartacus (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Apr 27, 13:32:18
FAO Old Man (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Apr 27, 12:31:04
- Cold turkey (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 13:11:46
  - no way could i do without patches (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Apr 27, 13:37:09
    - I gave up without patches/gum/anything like that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 13:39:27
      - I found cracking a couple of ribs and knocking yourself out works wonders... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 27, 16:43:56
- Also, Its day 12 of not smoking for me, last fag after the forrest game (General Chat) - megson, Apr 27, 12:37:39
  - Fair play. Would not be able to do without patches (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Apr 27, 13:04:09
    - Yeah you would as at some point you'll have to give up the patches! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 27, 14:26:50
Giggs, Shearer, Ewan Macgregor, Gaby Logan (NCFC) - dear prudence, Apr 27, 12:22:18
- Ryan Giggs, Alan Shearer, Ewan Macgregor and Gaby Logan all walked into a pub. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 12:24:18
  - Gaby Logan, would you? Would you? (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 27, 12:33:00
    - Oh boy, would I (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 27, 12:48:08
    - No, face like a bloke (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Apr 27, 12:34:44
    - No. Rhomboid face. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 12:33:42
      - If that's the benchmark, you may as well become a monk (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 27, 12:35:05
        
        I wouldn't mind being a monk actually. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 12:38:48
        
        What would give up for lent? (NCFC) - pants, Apr 27, 12:39:55
        
        You are Alan Shearer and I claim my reward. (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Apr 27, 12:37:19
        
        Alan Shearer on Bullseye in Manchester (NCFC) - pants, Apr 27, 12:38:29
        
        is Bullseye a euphemism...explains why she'd want it hushed up (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Apr 27, 12:40:18
        
        no, he chose Newcastle instead of signing for Manchester Utd (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 27, 12:41:35
        
        if there was a Logan Shearer 'best of' DVD would you bother to watch it (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Apr 27, 12:44:20
        
        Don't tell me Shearer's shagged Gabby (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 27, 12:49:24
        
        she went down on Shearer's estimation too (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Apr 27, 12:51:41
        
        Unless he has a 14 inch penis, that really is incomprehensible (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 27, 12:58:28
        
        She just - isn't. Remotely. (NCFC) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 27, 13:21:49
        
        Only the chapter where Bellamy and Shearer got Bobby Robsons the sack because they (NCFC) - pants, Apr 27, 12:45:50
  - 3 of em stood at the urinal, and one says "is this where the big knobs hang out?" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 27, 12:31:29
Stephanie Flanders anyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 11:28:48
- i just googled her and i'm not happy (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 11:36:01
- I don't know who that is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:31:28
  - FUCKANORY!!! You mean I know about something you dont??? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 11:36:52
  - yeah you do (General Chat) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 27, 11:33:46
    - Oh, I've seen her on the telly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:38:50
      - what about Flanders and Swann? (General Chat) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 27, 11:39:26
        
        Which one? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 11:43:36
        
        silly (n/m) (General Chat) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 27, 11:54:37
        
        ... (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 11:42:36
    - Scary face (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:35:01
      - How does she manage to have the exact same expression in every photo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 27, 11:36:29
      - Def not. She is a bit haughty though. Looked good on BBC news last night though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 11:35:44
        
        ^^^ spring horn ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:39:39
        
        You'd have gone apoplectic on Sunday morning if you'd been at my partners. (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 11:44:59
        
        What species? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:50:26
        
        Roe, so a bit small for you. Still very impressive close up. They were only (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 11:53:39
        
        Roe are ideal, very good eating size (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:55:37
what are you lot giving Will and Kate for their wedding gift?? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 11:08:25
- For Kate, a pearl necklace. For Wills, my ex (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 27, 11:33:17
- A big fookoff (n/m) (General Chat) - curva nord, Apr 27, 11:28:15
- Gawd bless'em (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 11:27:14
- Oh - and a HORSEMUG!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 11:23:21
  - that'll be good for his mother-in-law (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 11:25:49
    - Or him, he does actually look startlingly like a horse (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:27:57
      - at least he hasn't got big lugs and yellow teeth (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 11:31:46
- A mackerel fillet (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 11:22:58
  - There's nothing that satiates the mid-wedding night shagathon hunger like a mackerel fille (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:24:02
    - "fillet darling?" (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:25:27
      - arf (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 27, 11:26:38
- A Klunk-Klick Every Trip and a little Matchbox Mercedes Limo I've beaten fuck out of with (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:15:38
  - And a biography of Oliver Cromwell. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:19:42
    - The cunts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:19:55
      - ^^^ Sorry, I got carried away. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:20:14
        
        ^^^not having a street party (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 11:26:37
- Half-full pack of fags (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 11:13:14
On Day Seven of not smoking (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 27, 10:31:11
- How about after sex? (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:57:42
  - Missus doesn't smoke so I never smoke after sex anyway... (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 11:01:56
- Has your gums bled yet? Mine did (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 27, 10:41:03
  - Yep! (n/m) (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 10:46:02
- You certainly picked the right time of the season to give up. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 10:37:48
  - Fuckun tell me about it...state I was in Mundee... (n/m) (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 10:46:29
- I've got to drop them before 11th May. Promised I'd stop by the time I'm 60 (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 10:35:21
  - Yeah I gave up for ten years (General Chat) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 10:47:37
    - i gave up 11 years ago, got heavily into the social cigars (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 27, 11:04:31
Value betting (NCFC) - Firstnews, Apr 27, 09:41:29
- Prospects of a points deduction high enough to stop QPR being champions = v slim (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 27, 10:59:36
  - I thought the timing was for the same reason as happened with Swindon in 1990(?) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 11:04:42
    - I suspect the real reason (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:11:06
      - In which case points deduction is no punishment so why bother? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 27, 11:13:18
        
        to avoid setting a really uncomfortable precedent for future rule-breakers (n/m) (NCFC) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 27, 11:16:26
        
        And to be seen to be doing *something* regardless of it being insultingly transparent. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:18:26
        
        I make a good living out of being cynical (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:24:23
        
        But these days the administration rules, for example, prevent that sort of thing (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 11:23:42
- but surely if there was much chance of this happening (NCFC) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 27, 10:12:43
  - As far as I can tell, they haven't done a great deal wrong (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 10:22:02
    - They did, The FL & The Prem have the same rules (NCFC) - harry boulders, Apr 27, 10:30:35
      - All seems a bit desperate to me (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 10:40:26
        
        *precedent* (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 10:41:23
      - Ignorance is no defence (NCFC) - O1d 5an, Apr 27, 10:32:54
- Would the bookies behave themselves if a points deduction happened? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 27, 09:47:03
  - I think so (NCFC) - Firstnews, Apr 27, 10:03:28
    - I seriously doubt there'll be a points deduction anyway. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 10:06:30
  - I wouldn't bet on it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 09:51:06
So who applied for limpicks tickets then and which events? (General Chat) - Al NCFC41ife5, Apr 27, 09:00:22
- Boxing, handball, fleticks, skeet, cycling, table tennis, opening (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 27, 11:01:28
  - skeet? (General Chat) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 27, 11:12:02
    - It's like clay pigeons. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 11:17:30
- Athletics (Mens 100m heats, no chance of tickets) and Mens and Womens football @ OT (n/m) (General Chat) - bgc, Apr 27, 09:28:58
- I done badders, track cycling, bmx, athletics and footy (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 27, 09:25:15
- No - impending babyage rules out that sort of expenditure. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 09:17:31
  - i think it will be on the telly (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 09:18:48
    - Yes. I shall watch it on the telly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 09:22:53
      - When is it? I'm away some of August (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 09:35:10
        
        it's just before the paralympics (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 09:38:50
        
        Too far off, I might be dead by then (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 10:19:59
- None (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 09:09:14
- I done (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 27, 09:08:12
  - Hold on. If you live in Greenwich, HTF can they be doing Mountain Biking 10 miles away??? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 09:10:44
    - I don't (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 27, 09:15:13
      - Oh yeah, seen that now. Still, as you say, mountain biking in Essex????? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 09:30:42
- pole dancing and jello wrestling... (General Chat) - pIXelm2n, Apr 27, 09:07:44
- track cycling, gymnastics for Hawes Jr, 100m final just as a punt (General Chat) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 27, 09:07:04
  - also took a punt on 100m (no chance) and football final (maybe) (General Chat) - matt in london, Apr 27, 09:20:55
- yes, Athletics, Cycling and Diving all on 4th of August (General Chat) - Ra1f 5crampton, Apr 27, 09:06:51
  - I only want to see the hockey (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Apr 27, 09:10:59
    - wish i could be so confident about getting the cycling tickets (General Chat) - Ra1f 5crampton, Apr 27, 09:28:24
      - Don't worry (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 27, 09:31:00
    - Lord "Toryboy" Coe said last night on t news applications closed at mid night (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 27, 09:13:09
      - Yes Kents, unless you've got mates who can help you're too late... (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 27, 09:26:48
        
        Marketing hype (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Apr 27, 09:37:26
        
        ^^^^ this ^^^^ (General Chat) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 27, 10:14:15
        
        that's just 1st applications (General Chat) - Ra1f 5crampton, Apr 27, 09:30:54
"I want to thrive" (General Chat) - APB, Apr 27, 08:32:04
- Love it and nicked it (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 27, 09:35:27
- haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC41ife5, Apr 27, 09:01:13
- Put everything you said in a spreadsheet and email it to me you cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 08:41:45
  - ... (General Chat) - APB, Apr 27, 08:54:47
    - Christ. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 08:55:30
      - Could be worse (General Chat) - APB, Apr 27, 09:02:31
Prediction league (NCFC) - Firstnews, Apr 27, 07:13:57
- Didn't we start the season a few days late, and therefore miss the very first fixture? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 27, 08:09:16
  - OK (n/m) (NCFC) - Firstnews, Apr 27, 08:30:30
dani (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Apr 26, 15:04:40
- An overcast sky and Norfolk dumplings not good for him? (NCFC) - POA, Apr 26, 15:19:55
  - Or he's gone over for the Barca v Real Chumps League semi final? (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Apr 26, 15:23:22
  - he's took the good weather with him (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 15:21:12
- we are the best team he's ever played for (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 15:05:15
  - what's the tune for that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 26, 15:07:02
    - same one as the "ipswich is a shithole, i wanna go home" (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 15:09:52
      - Indeed. The clapping yesterday during that f'king Depeche Mode song... (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Apr 26, 15:12:59
        
        embarrassing (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 15:19:05
      - Speed (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 26, 15:11:33
        
        the pacheco song didnt speed up tbf (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 15:13:50
    - Schubert's Ave Maria, I think. Though it might be the Rockbitch classic "Whore of Satan"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 26, 15:09:24
    - The same one that ALL THE SONGS are to these days. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 15:08:25
      - Agree 100%. This. Listen to this man ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Apr 26, 15:09:55
        
        Mong mong mong mong mong! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 15:17:44
        
        he knows about butt plugs, i'll give him that (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 15:10:44
        
        and alfalfa sprouts (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 26, 15:12:33
        
        you never know when either will come in handy (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 15:14:52
        
        I think I'll need one if we have more of that excitement like yesterday. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 26, 15:21:11
        
        I spaffed all over the South stand when the winner went in yesdee. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 26, 15:28:36
        
        I wondered what that was. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 26, 15:33:38
2 things from yesterday's game (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Apr 26, 14:45:47
- and (NCFC) - Du1e of 5ork, Apr 26, 14:47:06
  - yep defo (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Apr 26, 14:50:06
    - also (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Apr 26, 14:53:20
      - Would you smash it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Du1e of 5ork, Apr 26, 14:54:12
    - and (NCFC) - Du1e of 5ork, Apr 26, 14:52:05
      - that would be because of the extra rest days for Sim (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Apr 26, 14:53:27
  - what *was* rustle martins on yesty? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 14:49:14
    - are there extended highlights anywhere (NCFC) - matt in london, Apr 26, 14:51:37
      - He did. It was ossum. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 26, 15:14:25
      - is it on canaries world yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 14:52:54
        
        No there giving the team an extra days rest before they post it up, (NCFC) - shortfatb, Apr 26, 14:55:19
        
        cardiffs highlights will have an extra days rest on our highlights before the next set of (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 14:59:10
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 26, 14:56:03
    - Where did he get the energy for those surging runs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Du1e of 5ork, Apr 26, 14:50:42
      - Cos we fiddled the fixtures to give him plenty of rest (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 26, 14:52:39
      - the crowd? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 14:52:19
        
        I honestly thought I was going to keel over after that goal celebration (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 26, 14:55:06
        
        i walked out utterly stunned (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 15:00:38
        
        I bet it wasn't in the City stand (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 26, 14:59:07
        
        The City stand was like a scene from a disaster movie! bodies, phones, glasses and (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 26, 15:08:29
        
        Brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 26, 15:31:15
        
        imagine they'd mostly left early to beat the traffic (NCFC) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 26, 15:00:23
        
        You can hear FCR from Notcuttses if the wind is in the right direction. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 15:03:54
        
        Would have done yesterday. (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Apr 26, 15:09:33
        
        can you ever hear Notcuttses from FCR? (NCFC) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 26, 15:08:44
        
        I haven't, I'm inferring - you can hear a decent Roar from FCR at Mother's. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 15:14:39
        
        Apparently you can hear it from my house (NCFC) - Du1e of 5ork, Apr 26, 15:22:11
        
        'working away' (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 26, 15:12:14
        
        wonder how far you could hear the third ghoul roar from? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 15:07:59
        
        The sound shock was enough to take six inches off Scroby Sands (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 26, 15:10:23
        
        Shamme tudders won't be able to add his energy to the crowd again this season (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 26, 14:53:49
        
        if it softens the blow for him (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 14:57:47
- haha, yeah imagine if the Wes flick had come off :>O (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 26, 14:46:45
  - also great composure from holty (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Apr 26, 14:48:40
    - Ha ha did he? Brilliant! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 14:51:28
I don't even care what anyone's having for lunch (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 26, 14:04:52
- 1 x Ham (Smoked), Cheese (Cheddar), HP (w/Guinness) and black pepper Sandwich (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 14:33:27
  - something i've been meaning to ask you.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 26, 14:37:58
    - Because someone sent me a link to the "Little Baby Jesus Butt Plug" website. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 14:44:58
      - with friends like that who needs enemas? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 26, 14:50:28
        
        It was posted off of on here too, ages ago, when all this was prairies. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 14:52:22
        
        before it got all built up around mark barhams? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 26, 14:54:51
- I'm as chilled as a Sloth on Skunk, (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 26, 14:08:11
I see Ipswitch got humped ragged again yesterday. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 10:43:10
- It was significant that there wasn't much gloating yistee (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 26, 10:47:36
- They shipped in 7 ghouls over easter. (n/m) (Other Football) - Al NCFC41ife5, Apr 26, 10:46:57
  - I know, it's a reference to the scum newspaper headline (Other Football) - Al NCFC41ife5, Apr 26, 11:13:36
  - 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Apr 26, 11:02:17
    - I'm bad a the maths but even I worked that out (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy H1ghbu5yman, Apr 26, 11:19:41
Neil Adams say:"The place is going bananas", what does it mean actually? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 26, 10:37:16
- They were getting massive erections like bananas (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 26, 17:07:15
- People are annoyed with the long extra time as they want to eat (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 26, 10:42:55
  - OH my!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 26, 10:53:33
- smiling in the toilet to the power 10000000000000 (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Apr 26, 10:40:55
  - LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - N1fty5iftyCity, Apr 26, 11:37:13
  - Can't say smiling this time, it is laughing in the toilet (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 26, 10:42:31
    - Prolapse? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 26, 12:49:17
    - A prawn ball? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 26, 11:08:52
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - 5teve 1n Holland, Apr 26, 10:52:23
    - jesusfuckingchrist! (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC41ife5, Apr 26, 10:46:12
    - OH MINE!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Apr 26, 10:43:36
    - ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 10:43:22
- You are BSE Canary and I claim my five pounds! (NCFC) - Al NCFC41ife5, Apr 26, 10:40:31
- Everyone pulled a banana out of their rucksack. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 10:39:11
  - Man City did it yaresgoo (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 26, 10:48:33
- going crazeeee (n/m) (NCFC) - 5teve 1n Holland, Apr 26, 10:37:43
horrible story. But anyway - they spell Norridge like off of on here... (General Chat) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 26, 10:24:48
- The current Mayor of Norridge is Ronald A. Oppedisano (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 10:29:41
  - He looks like he'll be president one day (General Chat) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 26, 10:38:10
- oh. not for the right reasons though. (General Chat) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 26, 10:25:48
That Simeon Jackson's shit isn't he? (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 26, 10:03:34
- Norfolk Cafu was immense yesterday, (NCFC) - Al NCFC41ife5, Apr 26, 10:13:01
- S1meon Jack5on Ooh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 10:08:21
For anyone interested in betting. A value bet. (Betting) - usacanary, Apr 23, 18:40:10
- Gaining 2nd is closer to 60% than 50% (n/m) (Betting) - harry boulders, Apr 23, 18:51:30
  - really!....... show us how you got that number. (n/m) (Betting) - usacanary, Apr 23, 18:53:49
    - Purely because we have 1 more point than Cardiff with equal number of games left (n/m) (Betting) - harry boulders, Apr 23, 18:58:13
      - Your error is simple. (Betting) - usacanary, Apr 23, 19:04:09
        
        an easy mistake to make (Betting) - jayson blair, Apr 23, 20:08:29
      - Run a Monte Carlo simulation. (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 19:01:40
        
        I did........ it said............. (Betting) - usacanary, Apr 23, 19:06:10
- why would you add 25 to 60 (Betting) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 18:46:26
  - this still needs answering (n/m) (Betting) - matt in london, Apr 23, 19:20:36
- what site? (n/m) (Betting) - Huge 5mal1, Apr 23, 18:44:23
  - www.madeupbettingsite.co.ck (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 18:49:10
- I have no idea what that means statto? (n/m) (Betting) - Al NCFC41ife5, Apr 23, 18:43:19
  - neither does he... (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 18:46:37
- Numbertilt. (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 18:41:42
  - Sometimes you just have to let it go........ (Betting) - usacanary, Apr 23, 18:51:13
5 - 1 (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 18:36:05
How did results go for us today? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 18:31:47
- worse. all gone to shit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 23, 18:36:18
  - shame, ah well (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 18:40:58
  - All gone to 5h1t (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 18:40:14
    - 51mply rubb15h (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Apr 23, 18:42:30
      - 51ayoffs here we come (n/m) (NCFC) - Tr1cky Hawe5, Apr 23, 18:46:13
I hope he takes them to the fucking cleaners (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 22, 11:37:12
- There's a slight difference with Murat (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 22, 11:58:08
- Hear hear. I hope he bankrupts the cunts. (He won't). (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 11:40:34
has the cops handling been mentioned anywhere? fuckin disgrace (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 22, 11:33:57
- Copsajoke (n/m) (NCFC) - Waddockhunt, Apr 22, 12:07:19
- .............. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 12:01:59
- Yes (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 11:53:10
  - why didnt they turn the horses round 20 mins earlier ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 22, 12:01:34
    - Well - then the Norwich fans would have pushed through as well. No-win once they put thems (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 12:04:11
      - yes but when they did eventually turn horses round scummers dispersed within minutes (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 22, 12:19:24
- They were indeed very poor (NCFC) - NorwichCasual, Apr 22, 11:52:15
- Were you there Sellers? What a game!!!! Even you must be hopeful of prem now! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 22, 11:50:28
  - yes i was.cops made me miss 20 mins.utter c**** (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 22, 11:57:08
    - Ah well, sod them, what did you think of the game? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 22, 11:58:20
      - awesome! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 22, 11:59:31
    - They should refund you 20/90ths of the ticket price (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 22, 11:58:08
- what's up, fatty? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 11:36:23
  - any need? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 22, 11:41:01
    - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 11:43:56
      - why? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 22, 11:44:40
        
        nope, no need (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 11:53:59
  - His blood pressure. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 11:37:30
    - any need? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 22, 11:41:20
I'm going to buy some Dortmund socks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 11:29:35
- Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 11:29:46
  - Haha. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 11:30:07
Just seen Delia on Sky Sports Please God Let There Be Some News. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:39:45
- Red wine stained teeth ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 22, 09:46:57
  - We've all been there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:53:59
    - Oh yes, indeed. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 22, 09:55:35
  - Can't say I care, she's happy and has good reason to be! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 22, 09:52:47
Twitter (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:29:25
- Yes. Could of been very differant. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:37:33
  - (I reckon whoever tweeted that is a bit differant, actually.) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:38:04
- is that from the Daily Heil reporter? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 09:35:35
Ipswitch should not be allowed to have a player called Drury. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 21:03:13
- Yeah that's doing my head in. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Bertschin, Apr 21, 21:03:48
- or martin (banned) (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 21:03:45
Anyone else's Caraies Player cut out for the last couple of minutes? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 20:31:17
- no, mines fine (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 21, 20:35:17
- Missed the last five minutes of the half - came back bang on half-time, (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 20:34:57
- nope..... its you. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 21, 20:34:23
- Not for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 21, 20:34:04
  - For once (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 21, 20:34:15
- been fine for me (n/m) (General Chat) - andross, Apr 21, 20:33:24
- Canaries. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 20:32:05
Mr "Come on Town!" is going to go sweary and get Norfolks in trouble. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 20:28:57
- i nsit near the norwich version of him (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Apr 21, 20:31:44
- he is brilliant (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Apr 21, 20:30:20