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COME ON CITY!! they had better be fugern up for this today! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 7, 08:32:50
Blimey i didnt realise he'd spent that much! (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Dec 4, 12:18:57
BBC gossip is reporting that Leroy is to stay permanently (NCFC) - King, Dec 4, 09:48:10
- lazy wrathing! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 4, 09:52:46
- Not sure ?971 will go far in respect of that (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 4, 09:50:47
  - That much? Wowzers! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 4, 10:30:54
- ............. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 4, 09:49:08
Leroy to stay gossip (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 4, 07:57:51
- thats not going to happen is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 4, 10:34:28
- Lazy. (NCFC) - Captain Mainwaring, Dec 4, 09:21:27
  - yep. Plainly planted by his agent to make sure clubs (with money) come in for him in Jan (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 4, 09:48:40
  - we're doomed, we're doomed (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 4, 09:44:37
  - Don't panic Mr Mainwaring. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 4, 09:26:25
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn nnnnnnnnnn Four..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 4, 00:00:02
- something for the wife! (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Dec 4, 00:09:31
  - never have to put up with her persistant whinging ever again with this (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Dec 4, 08:00:08
Norwich Kids 0-0 Wigan Kids HT (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 3, 19:45:34
- Rudd in the nets? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 19:46:22
  - its time for Roe to go (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 3, 20:16:09
  - 1-0 City. Josh Dawkins 54mins (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 3, 20:07:53
    - What's the latest Yellalee? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 20:30:10
some derby day motivation (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 2, 19:23:55
- lollers!!! Leg end. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 2, 19:29:11
Derby view on Ipswich haha (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 2, 13:51:21
Who do you think will win Sports Personality of the Year? (Other Sports) - Old Git, Dec 2, 13:38:03
- Why can't I see this thread in the top window when I'm logged in? (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 14:07:32
  - Oh. Because I had "Other Sports" switched off like a twat. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 14:13:31
    - ignore user error (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Dec 2, 14:22:58
- It won't be, but I think it should be Rebecca Romero (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 14:05:33
  - I think it will be No Sports personality of the year Andy Murray. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Dec 2, 14:07:06
    - Yeah, or him. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 14:08:23
- Jon Thaxton (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Dec 2, 14:04:47
- Hope it will be Adlinton (or that nice cyclist), but think it will be Hamilton (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Dec 2, 14:00:23
- Probably someone with absolutely no personality but who has (Other Sports) - CB41, Dec 2, 13:57:22
- Hamilton deserves it, obviously (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 2, 13:56:25
  - "obviously" (Other Sports) - Charles21, Dec 2, 13:57:43
    - wasn't the best car (Other Sports) - blindasabat, Dec 2, 14:09:21
      - yes and Amanda Holden tops them. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Dec 2, 14:14:40
    - He didn't have the best car as shown by his teammate's performance (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 2, 14:06:00
      - ok, I don't watch F1 (Other Sports) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:12:22
        
        Yes, and tbh I'm not sure if he should win it either. (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 2, 14:15:18
        
        odds on favourite at the moment (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:20:46
    - agreed (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Dec 2, 14:00:35
    - isnt it voted for though? Hamilton has far more fans than any... (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Dec 2, 14:00:06
    - Not obvious to me either (Other Sports) - Old Git, Dec 2, 13:59:19
- Hamilton - he's the one in the press most and with the most fans who'll vote (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Dec 2, 13:53:47
  - crap manager, crap commentator (Other Sports) - Dave in France, Dec 2, 13:56:02
- Nicole Cooke deserves it (Other Sports) - blindasabat, Dec 2, 13:49:03
- It will be Hamilton...... (Other Sports) - stringersrevenge, Dec 2, 13:47:36
- Steve McClaren (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Dec 2, 13:47:06
  - or do you have to be British ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Dec 2, 13:47:17
- selwyns (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Dec 2, 13:46:43
- matthew gibson. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 13:45:10
- That programme's been pish for years now. (n/m) (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 2, 13:43:40
  - agree, so shit even sky can't be arsed to take it on (Other Sports) - pants, Dec 2, 13:46:12
    - thats ITV (histon cock) (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Dec 2, 13:47:29
- Scott Carson (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Dec 2, 13:42:44
- I reckon it'll be Hamilton (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brom, Dec 2, 13:41:35
- Peter Skellern (n/m) (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 13:40:01
  - "Where do you go to my lovely" - that one? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Dec 2, 13:58:13
- Joey Barton (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Dec 2, 13:39:11
  - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Dec 2, 13:41:14
    - Or David Booentley (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Dec 2, 13:41:49
- Addlington (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Dec 2, 13:39:10
If Nodge could have signed 3 players from the lower league who would you have wanted? (General Chat) - wgf500, Dec 1, 21:29:47
- lambert, beccio and joe lewis (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Dec 1, 21:49:55
Ok, my crumble - micro wave or oven? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 1, 21:22:04
- oven! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Dec 1, 21:50:19
- depends on fruit/crumble ratio: more info needed (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 1, 21:23:27
- oven (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Dec 1, 21:23:17
Div 1: who thinks we're going down to it then?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:38:08
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Dec 1, 13:49:07
- I'm coming round to the view if it's not this season then (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 1, 13:48:06
  - Crikey, this goes from bad to worse... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:50:38
    - I reckon we might go down to LEAGUE 1. Can't see LEAGUE 2 in sight for a while though (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 1, 13:52:38
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 1, 13:46:57
- Nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Gag, Dec 1, 13:46:36
- Nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 1, 13:44:32
- nope we'll stay up, reckon we'll be about 18th (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 1, 13:44:31
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 1, 13:44:06
- League One, div (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 1, 13:44:06
  - Fuck off and answer the question clunge nose] (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:46:34
    - We're already in Div.1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 1, 13:51:05
      - Championship Gash Face now answer the question (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:52:30
        
        Yes I fucking do (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 1, 13:53:03
- no (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Dec 1, 13:43:37
  - Just hope the rumoured takeover at Forest with cash to spend don't happen in January (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Dec 1, 13:45:47
- Selwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 1, 13:43:20
- Unless something happens I can see us in Div 2 in next 5 years (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Dec 1, 13:42:19
  - we could rent our ground out to Histon. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 1, 13:43:36
    - The Pride of East Anglia!!!!.... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Dec 1, 13:46:59
      - don't say it then... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 1, 13:49:35
        
        Of cause P'boro won't go bust... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Dec 1, 13:52:16
  - Oh God... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:43:23
    - Mr C's Swindon-supporting boss told him (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 1, 13:44:50
      - And we get to visit some nice new shitholes I've not been to yet (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Dec 1, 13:48:39
- If we force Roeder out then yeah, if not, I think he'll keep us up (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 1, 13:40:52
- we are unless something drastic changes in Jan. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 1, 13:39:52
- depends on changes really (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 13:39:09
  - can get around 5/2 on betfair (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 13:40:44
    - Every cloud... (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:44:02
      - donny and forest are shit (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 13:45:35
        
        Apparently not. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 1, 13:48:42
Ramsey and Delia eh? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Dec 1, 13:21:50
- "if I was really going to cheat it wouldn?t be with a complete slapper" (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 1, 13:24:28
  - Sun speaker speaks,, (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:30:49
  - haha good point! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Dec 1, 13:27:16
Darth Vader was from Holt? (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Nov 30, 18:46:40
- he went to my old school (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 30, 22:46:53
- Famous People with Norfolk Links (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Nov 30, 19:15:54
  - "Naomi Watts 'flirts' between New York and North Norfolk" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 30, 19:53:35
    - Think it means Norfolk VA. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 20:03:57
      - Nope it's Norfolk, UK (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Nov 30, 20:06:40
        
        oo er, ye learn something new everyday! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 20:11:30
  - And me - born and bred in Acle, then school in Gorleston (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 30, 19:36:38
- Somebody else I was told who lives in Holt (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 30, 18:51:52
  - .... (General Chat) - pants, Jul 12, 15:24:45
- I thought it was Dave Prowse, the Green Cross Code man? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 30, 18:50:16
  - It's Bristol, he was from Bristol. (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 30, 19:08:42
  - The guy in the suit, the voice and Anakin at the end of RotJ are all different people (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Nov 30, 18:54:35
Shef wed view on marshall (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 30, 15:51:53
Time for a football clich? XI (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, Nov 30, 15:41:21
- Sick as a Paramot... (Other Football) - The Judge, Nov 30, 17:27:57
  - The pitch is a great Levein-er (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Nov 30, 17:28:21
    - A game of two David Harveys (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Nov 30, 17:30:45
      - Never go Erik Bakke (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Nov 30, 17:32:06
        
        Dave 'Over the' Mooney (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Nov 30, 17:36:17
- Coolknee's world class. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:28:15
- Gael (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Nov 30, 16:16:23
- There's always some chinese people in morrisons (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:02:39
- The midfielder is like a big aluminium exploding parsnip from Guam (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 30, 15:59:13
- "(Insert Norwich manager's surname) OUT!!!" (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Nov 30, 15:56:27
- Neil Doncaster (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 30, 15:56:01
- prudence without even the slightest bit of ambition. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Nov 30, 15:55:17
- potential banana skin (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 30, 15:52:20
- without Delia this football club wouldn't exist. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Nov 30, 15:51:55
- Not bad for a village team (n/m) (Other Football) - Reg Presley, Nov 30, 15:48:26
- David and Goliath (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 30, 15:46:09
- Little Norwich (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 30, 15:42:54
On Mike Tindalls wiki, there's 2 statements, and they follow, one after the other (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 19:07:27
- i did that, they are only the small stubbies of Victoria Bitter (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 20:11:01
- I bet he has totally monstered Zara Phillipses downstairs business into a terrible state. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 19:21:59
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 19:23:12
- Is the flight from Sydney to London direct without stopping? (General Chat) - injectedwithapoison, Nov 28, 19:12:46
  - I thought it was supposed to be Schooners (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 28, 19:16:57
  - And are the cans the small things us mere paupers are served on a plane? (n/m) (General Chat) - injectedwithapoison, Nov 28, 19:16:19
    - 2 pints an hour I guess (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 19:18:32
roeder out (NCFC) - j_yooof, Nov 28, 15:56:45
- Roeder in, Roeder Shake it all about (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 15:58:02
- WHO LET HIM DO THAT? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 28, 15:57:30
  - uh uh eh uh who gives you extra uh uh eh uh (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 15:58:33
  - Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 15:58:18
Friday afternoon question (General Chat) - conker, Nov 28, 15:49:13
- I did it in 2:12:12, but since you've already done a full marathon, you'll (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 16:28:00
  - Been a while though, with several injuries inbetween (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 28, 16:35:47
- 1hr 58mins 62secs ; ) (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 16:10:58
  - probably not a bad shout (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 28, 16:26:13
- hope your foot holds out (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 16:06:44
- How fat are you at the moment? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 16:06:04
  - Fat?! (General Chat) - conker, Nov 28, 16:30:49
- 2 hours 43 minutes and 9 seconds (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:55:59
  - I hope not (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 28, 16:30:55
    - *typo* 1 hour 43 minutes and 9 seconds innit (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 17:02:46
- 8 hrs and 30 minutes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:54:41
  - and 9 seconds of course (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:58:04
- 1 second (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 15:54:00
- larking gowen half marathon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 15:53:30
  - correctamondo (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 28, 16:26:31
- 2 hours 10 mins 52 seconds (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 15:52:55
- 34 SECONDS (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 28, 15:51:40
- 1h 23secs (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 15:50:06
  - Im not Gabrisalassi (sp) (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 28, 16:31:36
  - 1h 23mins 42secs even (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 15:50:33
- give us that link again (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 15:49:46
  - s'ok, I've found it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 15:52:07
Disease XI (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 12:43:36
- Papa Bouba Diptheria (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Nov 28, 14:13:27
- Demarcus Measley (n/m) (NCFC) - commonsense, Nov 28, 13:30:14
- Antoinne Syphilliski (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:57:28
- Emanuel Leperdesma (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 12:55:47
- Jan Cholera (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:54:34
- Giovanni Van Broncitis (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:52:56
- Paul Dicough (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 12:50:49
- Aidsy Boothroyd (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:50:44
- Anders Limp-ar (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:50:30
- Dele Ad "ebola" (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:49:51
  - that's mine, Bueno!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 12:54:54
- Jamie "Cure"ton (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:48:50
- Omar Crohnsdiseasema (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 12:48:04
- Michael Ricketts (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:46:59
- Shola Ebola (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:46:29
  - Dele Had Ebola (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 12:54:30
    - WWII (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:55:23
      - Bueno, get your own!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 12:57:35
        
        i posted it first nah nah nah nah naaahh (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 13:00:17
        
        Yeah but it's one of my gags that no one has ever laughed at (NCFC) - pants, Nov 28, 13:01:48
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 13:03:18
- Two concurrent XIs. Not only is it not possible, it shows you up as a total amateur. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:44:53
- Darren Chickenpox (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:44:32
NSFW XI (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:34:30
- Condom-inic Blizzard (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 13:00:57
- Muscat Cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:59:07
- Chris Brown (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:58:06
- Lee Grumble vid (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 28, 12:57:53
- Garry Monk (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 28, 12:57:34
- bruce gobblear (n/m) (Other Football) - keith spanky, Nov 28, 12:56:18
  - david norris.... he's a big cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - keith spanky, Nov 28, 12:58:10
- darren fuckerby (n/m) (Other Football) - keith spanky, Nov 28, 12:53:17
- Paul Dickov (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 12:51:02
- Gary Taylor-Felcher (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:49:59
- Stan Cottagingmore (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 12:49:57
- Robbie P. Earle Neckless (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 12:48:13
- strapon iverson (n/m) (Other Football) - keith spanky, Nov 28, 12:48:06
- Gary Donkeypuncherty (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:46:54
- jimmy rimmer (n/m) (Other Football) - keith spanky, Nov 28, 12:45:49
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 12:47:20
- Anal Shearer (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 12:42:50
- Rory De-flaps (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:42:41
- Yousef Suckme (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 12:42:29
- Stefan Kuntz (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:42:09
- Chris Brown (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:41:45
- Scat le Tissier (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:41:35
- Jermaine Deflower (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 12:41:33
- Tuguys One Girl (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 12:41:27
- dirk kuyt (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 12:40:20
- Neil DomMaster (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 12:39:47
- Delroy Facelikeapaintersradioy (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:39:24
- Glen Ride-her (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 12:38:46
- Queef O'Neil (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:38:30
  - hahahahahahahahahaha (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:39:00
    - queef should be wotb house word. :) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 28, 12:56:00
- Bongo Mag Christ (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:38:11
- Papa Booby Diop (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:37:33
  - christ alive, pipped every time! (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:37:52
- Papa Bugger Diop (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 12:37:21
- Stephen CheatingCuntBywater (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 12:36:45
- Ullises de la Cruising for Arse (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:36:41
- Jay-Jay Ocockcha (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:36:13
- Kevin Muscant (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:35:54
- Jimmy-Floyd Hasselwank (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:34:49
Redundencies (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 11:50:47
- lol! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steph in Holland, Nov 28, 11:53:22
I'm sorry but I think letting Cureton go out on loan is utterly ridiculous (NCFC) - Duck, Nov 27, 17:35:22
- I am astonished that we have loaned the new Diago Marradona (NCFC) - Yellow_Monkey, Nov 27, 17:59:12
- can't we call prolific Jamie back when we feel like it though? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 27, 17:53:10
- I rate Loopy higher, but with our squad the way it is (NCFC) - romayellow, Nov 27, 17:44:33
  - *chuckle* (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 27, 17:46:36
- what?!? Curo or Loopy hmmm Loopy is in a different class (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 27, 17:41:22
  - I like Loopy more than I do Lita, as for JC, I'd sooner have Daley or Renton... (NCFC) - wgf500, Nov 27, 17:44:18
    - my thoughts exactly! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 27, 17:49:05
Just back from the cinema. Anyone care to give me a decent summary of the game? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 25, 22:35:56
- No problem (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 25, 22:44:05
  - A pretty accurate assessment (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 25, 22:48:18
    - I'm just a bit confused (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 25, 22:50:47
      - Doc, Semi, Drury, Cureton (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 25, 22:54:02
        
        Doc is clearly better than Kennedy (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 25, 22:59:42
        
        Is that down to Doc being good or Kennedy being not so good? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 25, 23:01:12
        
        Bit of both I reckon (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 25, 23:04:00
        
        Roeder probably thinks he could manage AC Milan (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 25, 23:07:02
        
        He probably could. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 25, 23:08:12
        
        If he fucks up his current job (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 25, 23:11:14
        
        Maybe that's the effect of Kennedy's injury? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 25, 23:05:13
        
        Yes, probably (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 25, 23:06:16
      - Doherty, I suppose? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 25, 22:51:54
    - Is Roeder liked more or less than Grant was? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 25, 22:49:11
      - Well, they'd totally given up under Grant (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 25, 22:51:56
  - Drury is on his way is he not? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 25, 22:45:05
- Palace 1-0 (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 25, 22:41:00
- well heres mine... (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 25, 22:40:58
- How was Battlestar Glalactica in lego? Did they do a good job? (NCFC) - pants, Nov 25, 22:40:39
  - The instrumental parts worked, but Roy 'Chubby' Brown on guest vocals was a big mistake. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 25, 22:51:14
- Cast ratings? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Nov 25, 22:40:21
  - OK, out of ten. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 25, 22:45:46
Just found out his debit card has been cloned, (General Chat) - peak canary, Nov 23, 21:05:54
- my f'ing cleaner took mine once, i even did the detective work to get her on cctv using it (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 23, 21:19:59
  - Must have made you pretty mad. (General Chat) - peak canary, Nov 23, 21:26:39
    - Probably wanted him to kick off there and then so they could give out (General Chat) - pants, Nov 23, 21:29:38
      - It's so they can meet their "targets" y'see. (n/m) (General Chat) - peak canary, Nov 23, 21:31:01
  - I don't have a cleaner and my idenity has never been stolen (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Nov 23, 21:24:23
    - I do (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 23, 21:39:12
    - And there endeth today's lesson. (n/m) (General Chat) - peak canary, Nov 23, 21:31:32
- me too today (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 21:06:50
  - Waitrose at Wymondham has been done twice in the last month (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Nov 23, 21:17:17
  - Same here. Apparently i'm off to eastern europe, (General Chat) - peak canary, Nov 23, 21:12:46
    - once in canada and once in the USA (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 21:16:42
      - That's quite a substantial sum! (General Chat) - peak canary, Nov 23, 21:19:38
        
        It was very elaborate (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 21:21:53
        
        should get it back within 2 weeks, but as you say its a bloody hassle (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 23, 21:21:23
        
        I'm with TSB, they were also pretty helpful on the phone (General Chat) - peak canary, Nov 23, 21:25:02
        
        ha ha (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 21:32:46
        
        Hey I never thought of that. (General Chat) - peak canary, Nov 23, 21:35:30
        
        how else to fund the HBOS takeover? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 23, 21:37:29
    - David Norris had his identity stolen last week. But they sent it back. (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, Nov 23, 21:14:13
      - A thief with scruples hey? (General Chat) - peak canary, Nov 23, 21:18:02
Quiet on here tonight. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 22:20:58
- thats because we won, had we lost 4-0 everyone would be on here (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 22, 22:25:47
  - A gutsy away win, down to 10 men (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 22, 22:46:31
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 23:47:32
    - At least they can still blame the doc for something. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 22:49:00
  - it would have been chock full of scc/selwyn if we'd lost (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 22:37:41
    - scc knows facts though (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 22:40:10
      - scc has good sources... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 22:48:52
        
        course you have darling (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 22:53:17
        
        don't be jealous (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 22:53:36
        
        I can't help it, you've just got everything a man wants. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 22:55:13
      - he knows forest are shit (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 22:42:32
        
        there were terrible (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 22:48:37
        
        i didnt think they were terrible really (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 22:59:48
        
        they started well (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 23:03:25
        
        yes, absolutely. (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 23:06:34
        
        i hardly speak to the guy (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 23:28:40
        
        SCC = Selwyns Special Chum (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 23:09:08
        
        bless your illiteracy (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 23:28:57
        
        Obviously the joke being that special isn't really spelt with an S (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 23:09:48
        
        next game is only 3 days away (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 22:44:50
        
        it all ended very badly indeed for les miserables today (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 22:47:52
        
        and DID YOU SEE Roeder give the players a cuddle as they got subbed off? (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 22:54:12
        
        despicable management (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 23:03:47
        
        stalked the cauk? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 22, 23:54:06
  - Bens sponsors don't like it when we don't lose. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 22:31:22
How much more F'ing antinorwich/biast can the commentators be!?!? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 22, 19:31:12
- Yeah, wankers. Bang on and on and on about the young forest side (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 22, 19:40:07
  - blub (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 22, 19:41:32
    - I expect you're a bit gutted Earnie didn't play (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 22, 19:42:22
      - yes i am-you all think we are world beaters now-we beat a shit forest team,i mean very ver (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 22, 19:46:36
        
        Erm "you all" meaning who, exactly? (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 22, 20:01:31
        
        It's the voices in his head (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 22, 20:03:26
currently watching "garth marenghi's Dark Place" thars fugern werd borr! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 21, 21:46:42
- Essential goggle-box viewing (General Chat) - King, Nov 21, 22:51:03
Because there *might* be a flurry of snow this avo and because it's Friday - I wonder how (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 11:00:22
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 21, 12:03:10
- ...chance would be a fine thing were I work. (General Chat) - Superstar D J, Nov 21, 11:59:11
- Hail/Sleet stuff at the minute! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 21, 11:13:17
- Agggghh!! (General Chat) - Norman Panic MP, Nov 21, 11:09:54
- cant leave the office till 4pm :( (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 21, 11:09:36
- I'll leave at 3.27pm then (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 21, 11:08:36
- hahaha - I have heard pretty much EXACTLY that conversation going on already... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 21, 11:03:56
  - Snow? You Jammy Bastards!! (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Nov 21, 11:13:14
    - 6-7 years ago, when there was 1cm drifts in South Cambridgeshire (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 21, 11:18:29
      - 1cm? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 21, 11:21:00
        
        yes, 1cm (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 21, 11:22:14
        
        see here (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 21, 11:35:11
        
        I reckon that's nearer 5cm, maybe even 6.5cm, possibly 8cm. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 11:38:47
        
        At least it's flat. Imagine if you lived somewhere with snow AND hills. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 11:37:15
        
        you get to go sledging? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 21, 11:40:05
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 21, 11:02:54
- I'm actually quite excited. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 21, 11:01:15
  - It'll be gone in a few hours. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 11:03:14
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 21, 11:07:12
    - St James' Hill? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 21, 11:05:38
      - *Window open* means you'll go all the way (man or woman). (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 11:07:03
        
        What, across the road to the woods opposite ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 21, 12:05:08
wouldnt mind seeing us try and get rickie lambert from brizzle rovers (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 20, 18:17:31
- some great goals but if we are going to take a punt why....... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 21, 00:52:40
- Watch Six of His Goals Here (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Nov 20, 22:36:16
  - errrr SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT!! HE MUST HAVE A FOOT LIKE A TRACTION ENGINE!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Mr Perfect, Nov 20, 22:44:31
  - blimey that last one is immense! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 20, 22:41:38
- be better getting ricky from the kaizer cheifs (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 20, 22:01:21
- We have no money (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Nov 20, 20:46:27
  - Send MWJ up on the city stand roof, must be some old balls up there (NCFC) - megson, Nov 20, 20:56:47
    - Good idea. (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Nov 20, 21:23:21
- he's awful (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 20, 18:23:45
  - obviously, i mean its disgusting hes only got 16 of BR's 31 goals (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 20, 18:34:14
    - yeah my mate is a rovers fan (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 20, 18:37:04
      - i see where your coming from but thorne has only scored 11, 2 leagues below us (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 20, 18:41:58
        
        yeah maybe worth a punt (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 20, 18:45:07
        
        yeah its depressing isnt it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 20, 18:49:41
        
        Think you can leave out the 'appear to be'. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 20, 18:46:21
This bnp list malarky.... i found this highly amusing, read through some of the emails! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 20, 17:45:42
- In all seriousness, how do I get my name removed off that list? (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Nov 20, 20:22:21
- I'm serious considering coming off the Season Ticket waiting list (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Nov 20, 18:04:59
Is anyone on here doing the Telegraph fantasy football? (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 20, 11:47:02
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 20, 11:59:04
  - right, so is Sibierski a good buy at 1.9? (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 20, 12:01:59
    - i wouldnt as i doubt he'll play much (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 20, 12:51:43
      - Pantsbot it if you doubt me but.. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 20, 12:59:33
      - oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 20, 12:54:01
    - Flew one in 'nam in 1968 during the Tet Offensive. Me and 'Sloppy' Henderson were called (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 20, 12:20:26
      - roflchops (General Chat) - pants, Nov 20, 12:58:41
      - speechless (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 20, 12:22:48
loads of tosh this morning about england last night.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 20, 09:28:39
- you do copy and paste the same message every time they play though (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 10:17:59
  - not true at all! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 20, 10:51:22
- SWP was carp imo (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 09:58:36
  - Yeah, that run followed by a 25 yard shot that hit the post was just wank (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 20, 10:28:37
    - i agree (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 10:37:05
  - WHAT!?! he was one of the best on the pitch imo (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 20, 10:18:38
  - Close control, good passing, tenacious D innit (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 09:59:05
    - i agree....made the germans sweat when he went on runs.. (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 20, 10:01:20
      - SWP, for me, was head and shoulders (hard for him i know) above the... (Other Football) - wgf500, Nov 20, 10:04:29
        
        defo!!!! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 20, 10:05:14
        
        I guess I wasn't looking close enough (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 10:08:20
- Tell you what I thought. SWP looked good, the rest didn't really do (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 09:57:19
  - I once posted that swp was better than lennon (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 10:26:13
    - I've posted before that Downing is international class (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 20, 10:39:32
      - I think he is shit (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 10:48:51
      - my view of downing is shrouded by the fact he plays for the bottlers (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 10:44:56
        
        What?? Ruel Fox? (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 10:49:31
        
        he does iut week after week after week after week for Middlesborough (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 20, 10:47:33
        
        yep (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 10:50:14
        
        stuck in a rut at the bottlers (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 11:24:24
        
        they still bottle it though (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 10:48:08
        
        Wish we could bottle it the way they do. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 20, 10:50:11
        
        I actually think I'd have cried if we'd have been 4-1 up with 10 mins to go (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 10:52:12
        
        how do they bottle it anyway? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 10:50:41
        
        Well, the only time they've got it right, they did it by accident (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 10:53:49
        
        I don't know what you're talking about (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 11:05:34
        
        League cup final, Zenden penalty, two feet innit (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 11:08:59
        
        right, but why are they bottlers? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 11:11:52
        
        Because no matter how good they are, or how much they sign decent players (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 11:14:23
        
        Since 1998 they have never finished (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 11:18:11
        
        Well I think they've got a brilliant squad this season, and should finish at least 6th (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 11:20:55
        
        No way is their squad (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 11:24:45
        
        I expect them to lose at home to the stokes and west broms (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 11:33:44
        
        apart from all those points they get to stay up in the prem every year, I guess. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 20, 10:56:15
    - for hindsight purposes (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 10:28:26
      - dream on (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 10:37:25
        
        at least his head is on his shoulders (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 10:39:21
      - Bookmarked! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 10:31:02
  - ffs! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 20, 10:02:24
    - Under Capello England will win nothing (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 10:05:50
      - I think we might. Although I do agree last night might have been one for Owen. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 10:06:44
        
        Yeah, Owen in my opinion should be in the squad (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 20, 10:09:16
- I'm pleased we won, though i didn't think it was a good display.... (Other Football) - wgf500, Nov 20, 09:47:55
  - eh? England were really good. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 20, 10:43:14
  - I thought it was an excellent display (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 20, 09:55:30
    - Germany were stifled by Capello (see post above cost I won't type it twice) (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 09:57:55
- "Stood there doing nothing" (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 20, 09:39:57
  - Carson's mistake was his body shape. Stood totally upright so couldn't react. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 09:54:42
    - England also need to get over this back passing lark (Other Football) - pants, Nov 20, 10:30:52
  - when you see it from the camera... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 20, 09:44:56
    - Yup, Carson's body shape. He should have approached with (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 10:00:26
      - Just ridiculous. Terry dummied him by faking to head it then stumbling (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 20, 10:16:16
      - thought Terry was more at fault than Carson (Other Football) - mr carra, Nov 20, 10:07:09
        
        Oh well. In any case, a Scott Carson for England highlight film would be a laugh a minute (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 10:11:10
      - please stop this steve.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 20, 10:04:23
        
        Ha ha. Don't worry - it's almost the end of the year so I've saved them all up (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Nov 20, 10:05:25
    - Sturt Downing was bloody good wunt he? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 20, 09:45:58
      - me (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 20, 10:40:34
        
        Well done TH, have a house point. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 20, 10:42:33
      - Matthew Gibson (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 20, 10:10:44
      - i thought many of our players looked good..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 20, 09:54:10
Well done England (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 20, 00:25:22
- except swp, carrick were great (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 20, 10:20:20
- SWP and Carrick?!! Some people... (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter81, Nov 20, 09:00:05
- Except Carrick was good (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 20, 08:53:42
- Of course if we would have lost............... (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 20, 02:31:11
- mug (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 20, 00:26:54
  - hope that helps (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 20, 00:30:20
GET IN!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 19, 20:15:38
- Super matty upson (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 19, 20:15:52
  - haha, terrible goalkeeping (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 19, 20:17:23
roflchops (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 19, 14:04:51
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 14:16:03
  - i love the related story, it sold for $15,000 on ebay (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 19, 14:17:06
    - another related story (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 19, 14:26:28
- Posted the other day, I think. Very good, though. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 19, 14:14:08
- Anyone got a photo of Wes Hoolahan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Nov 19, 14:09:21
  - Hare goo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 19, 14:48:55
- Very funny, despite obviously being utter bollocks. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 19, 14:08:34
  - banks? i thought its a utility company (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 19, 14:14:02
  - its supposedly real, the picture sold on ebay apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 19, 14:12:08
Flavio can come here if they dont want him (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 17, 11:15:56
- Great idea, bring on his 8% interest rates to be paid back in two years! (n/m) (Other Football) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Nov 17, 11:38:08
- haha yes because it's working out so well for QPR (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Nov 17, 11:20:23
  - If he brings his missus to games I think we ought to at least consider it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 17, 11:21:32
    - Would anybody be able to afford to go? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Nov 17, 11:23:28
Went to Roti after the match - very nice. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 16, 08:54:15
- What's Roti ? Seen it mentioned a few times on here now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 16, 09:02:05
  - Don't worry, I GIYLFed it. Nice. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 16, 09:08:27
    - yup, service was v good, food v tasty, not as pricey as expected (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 16, 09:26:47
Diddums (Other Football) - The Judge, Nov 16, 08:29:07
- the shoulder charge was brutal, i cheered in the pub when that happened (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 16, 08:53:11
just watched arsenal v wigan highlights, those arsenal kids are quality (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 14, 13:15:50
- *groomer alert!* (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 14, 13:30:39
  - ha ha (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Nov 14, 13:32:03
Well Delia.... (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Nov 13, 10:04:21
- she wants to sell her shares and get some money back, not issues more shares (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 13, 11:26:54
  - Seems like she wants all of her money back (NCFC) - Ben, Nov 13, 13:18:57
  - Share and share alike (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 13, 11:31:12
    - She sells steve's shares on the sea shore (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 13, 11:32:17
- 20 Million for a seat on the board is not unreasonable, it only cost the Turners 2 million (NCFC) - John in Texas, Nov 13, 11:19:03
  - my (slightly simplistic) understanding of this situation is: (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 13, 11:29:41
  - The Turners took no equity so were perfectly acceptable (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 11:21:55
- This is nothing new..... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 13, 10:40:17
  - Which is my point. (n/m) (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Nov 13, 10:56:23
  - All we knew then was that there was 20m on the table for players (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 10:49:59
    - At the time Cullum said... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 13, 11:08:56
      - He would have "control" if he had ?20m worth of shares (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 13, 11:15:14
        
        Yep (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 13, 11:20:13
    - And if it was to give him control, the ?16m loan becomes immediately repayable. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 10:54:40
      - soon, a 4m injection for players will be an attractive prospect (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 13, 11:22:01
      - Erm (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 13, 11:14:27
        
        "he's worth ?1.7 billion quid" (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 11:21:41
        
        Because Marcus Evans bought their debt for a fraction of the price (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 13, 11:42:34
        
        that's not a reason at all - all that means is that he wouldn't be able to make such a (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 11:49:12
        
        And I think that's basically how D&M see it (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 11:26:31
        
        cue, "cos he's a business man and he didn't make his money (NCFC) - Smickers, Nov 13, 11:23:57
        
        he could charge interest on it (like Evans does...) (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 11:28:21
        
        I know. Frustrating, isn't it? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 11:20:52
        
        I'm not saying its as simple as that but by the same token (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 13, 11:39:08
        
        which is exactly what happened (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 13, 11:44:02
        
        How the hell do you know that? (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 13, 11:50:50
        
        Yes. So have a word with your mates at Archant then, get them to ask the awkward question (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 11:41:28
        
        What mates at Archant? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 13, 11:43:03
        
        Is it not you that is mates with the Man in the Stands? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 11:50:42
        
        it's his other half (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 11:58:44
        
        DoY? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 13, 11:52:25
        
        Idiot. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 11:53:37
        
        Not me no. I do admire his work though! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 13, 11:52:19
        
        DoY? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 13, 11:51:22
        
        Idiot. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 11:53:44
        
        Graham and Rachel (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 13, 11:45:13
        
        Exactly right (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 11:29:57
        
        If he comes in when we go to shit (NCFC) - Smickers, Nov 13, 11:25:39
      - Fair point (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 11:04:11
      - Wouldn't it be nice if the journalists asked these questions? (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 13, 11:02:49
        
        It would, wouldn't it? Perhaps there's no will to do so. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 11:05:47
        
        Drury looking for extended run (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 13, 11:10:29
    - Seems fairly obvious they didn't want their (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 13, 10:52:57
      - Looking after the value of thier shares isn't purely a selfish thing though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 10:57:37
        
        the value of the shares at ?30 a share is ?16m (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 11:02:08
        
        Maybe that's why he was offering 5m+15m? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 11:08:51
        
        You said the 'o' word (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 13, 11:11:42
        
        I know I did and I'm very sorry (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 11:15:24
        
        Sets their value at ?13 each. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 13, 11:06:08
        
        If Cullum bought the new shares for ?30... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 13, 11:15:11
        
        The fundamentals of the business are the same. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 13, 18:28:09
        
        Is that right? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Jan 9, 14:04:26
        
        not necessarily (NCFC) - mr carra, Nov 13, 11:09:18
        
        This is exaggerated greatly in the case of a non-listed company (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 13, 11:10:38
        
        you won't get any marks unless you show your workings... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 11:07:57
        
        I'm sure that where there's a will there's a way (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 13, 11:01:52
        
        being a bit dense here (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 13, 11:00:23
        
        from the Official ?56m statement it says change of control (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 11:03:15
        
        thanks (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 13, 11:08:53
        
        Indeed (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 11:12:20
        
        Agreed... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 13, 11:16:49
        
        and then more speculation (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 11:15:26
        
        tbh they must have been relieved about all the Huckerby questions (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 13, 11:15:15
        
        Yes, exactly what I was thinking yesterday (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 11:35:16
  - Totally agree. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 13, 10:43:35
- both sides need to be willing to negotiate... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 10:09:17
- *unable* (n/m) (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Nov 13, 10:04:47
Cullum speaks (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 13, 08:38:07
- it's win win for everybody (NCFC) - bjg123, Nov 13, 10:18:36
  - it won't be a company with ?20m in the bank though (NCFC) - mr carra, Nov 13, 10:34:59
    - unless ?16m of it was spent on the repayment of the bank debt (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 10:46:02
      - in which case there's nowt extra for players (NCFC) - mr carra, Nov 13, 11:11:14
        
        because a change of person at the top might be a good thing? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 11:18:28
  - You're forgetting the club's assets (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 10:32:02
- very clever public speaking by the club then... (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 13, 09:38:51
  - which to my mind was what was meant by a propositon rather than an offer (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 09:58:49
- Amazing. When exactly are we going to get a better deal? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve, Nov 13, 09:28:40
  - half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 13, 10:10:03
  - Well, that's the question isn't it? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 09:51:00
- I had a feeling this was coming. The statement ' HE NEVER MADE AN OFFER ' BS. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 13, 09:23:06
- SO basically he offered them 20m, for fuck all, to buy some players with (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 13, 08:52:07
  - No (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 09:01:22
    - That's the clincher IMO, Cullum WOULD have been majority share holder (NCFC) - harry boulders, Nov 13, 09:47:47
      - its not about being 'knocked off her perch' (NCFC) - mr carra, Nov 13, 10:38:38
    - Which is the way any new investment would be made isnt it? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 13, 09:13:57
      - No, of course it isn't (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 09:38:55
        
        Still seems strange to me, we are practically begging for investment (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 13, 09:51:46
        
        Can't understand it.. unless it is that Delia has to be No 1 .. (NCFC) - colincanary, Nov 13, 10:07:00
        
        if that was what she wanted then it strikes me as being better to follow up this propositi (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 10:12:47
        
        who knows ? This one will run and run... (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Nov 13, 10:14:32
        
        Matthew Gibson? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 13, 10:17:56
        
        Quite (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 09:58:20
        
        I just dont think they really want to sell (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 13, 10:05:52
        
        think that's EXACTLY wrong (NCFC) - mr carra, Nov 13, 10:40:44
        
        No he doesn't (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 10:47:00
- If Cullum's money isn't good enough then they can't expect us to "donate" for transfers (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Nov 13, 08:44:14
  - I dont understand how a deal could not be reached.... (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Nov 13, 08:52:32
    - I struggle to understand too (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 09:04:55
      - well the board have said all along that no one has made an offer to buy the club (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 13, 09:08:21
        
        I guess you're right and it's not very helpful of them (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 09:44:29
        
        I can see both sides but Delia stating that she needs to work hard at the age of 67 just (NCFC) - lovely old job, Nov 13, 09:53:00
        
        Money though... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 13, 10:01:37
        
        They've been disingenuous at best by the sounds of it. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 13, 09:46:32
Top wrathing below guys keep it up. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 13, 07:54:23
- The squad is nowhere near as good as the promotion winning squad (NCFC) - Ben, Nov 13, 08:26:27
  - how can people even begin comparing the two sides... (NCFC) - Superstar D J, Nov 13, 08:54:25
  - What option does he have though? (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 13, 08:54:01
    - I think that's what grates me the most, is how the right ideas and the right (NCFC) - Smickers, Nov 13, 11:19:56
      - You seem to think we are going in the right direction, whats the evidence? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 13, 11:31:03
        
        First of all, I understand why you feel like this, it's an acculmulation (NCFC) - Smickers, Nov 13, 11:56:23
        
        Very good answers there mate! A very balanced view (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 13, 12:11:58
        
        haha ta (NCFC) - Smickers, Nov 13, 13:02:27
  - I agree Ben and in addition they certainly don't have (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 13, 08:37:01
    - That's because the big characters are missing... (NCFC) - DublinYella, Nov 13, 09:16:23
Xmas Panto - full extended version! Pure Genius (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 12, 19:15:51
- that is insane! he must be a professional script writer! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 12, 22:08:35
- That is indeed brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 12, 22:02:22
- The Loan Song wins. (n/m) (NCFC) - Worf55, Nov 12, 20:00:48
  - I preferred the "Fixed Securities" song (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 12, 20:06:11
- Roeder's loan song - very big rofl! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 12, 19:48:45
  - haha that is clarse (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:52:11
- About the best thing ever posted on any football messageboard ever (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 12, 19:43:59
  - Mr Chops is not a normal Pink Un poster (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:48:29
    - Would he be on loan to Wrath? Or "one of ours"? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 12, 20:26:05
      - we could loan him if a local businessman can help us out with his wages (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 20:50:45
    - Very good (NCFC) - Small, Nov 12, 20:08:44
      - Where is tudders? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 12, 20:26:45
        
        Not too sure. I haven't seen him in ages (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 12, 20:41:55
      - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Smickers, Nov 12, 20:18:43
    - Definately. It would be interesting to know what he has for lunch. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 12, 19:49:38
      - Fo sho, and I'll wager he could have valuable input in the various XIs (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 19:50:58
        
        I'd bum him (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Nov 12, 19:52:11
        
        I already have (NCFC) - Smickers, Nov 12, 20:01:53
quite appropriate (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 11, 22:06:51
- Who's the bloke with red hair on the bike? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Nov 11, 22:25:57
  - Christ on a bike. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 11, 22:26:12
- Scooter and Doomcaster could be twins! (NCFC) - Zummerzetyellow, Nov 11, 22:23:44
- that always makes me laugh (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 11, 22:17:38
Now had time to calm down a bit, my thoughts on yesterday and the future (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 9, 08:44:39
- the JC subtitution (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 9, 09:58:40
  - Well it would (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Nov 9, 10:04:02
- There's a big 'Yeah but...' in there. (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 9, 09:20:41
- Loan argument is bollocks... (NCFC) - Jono, Nov 9, 09:18:16
- What you need to remember is that with the resources he has it will take time, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 9, 08:59:37
  - Glenn's has had decent resources (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 9, 10:04:13
    - Perhaps the wages are as out of line as you think (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 9, 10:08:06
  - Spot on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 9, 09:23:56
  - Exactly... (NCFC) - Jono, Nov 9, 09:21:27
    - Well a team of our own players would be a start (NCFC) - brianguthrysluvchild, Nov 9, 09:26:27
      - ^ wind-up, ignore list gains another ^ (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 9, 09:38:31
        
        Heartbroken, please give me one more chance pllllllease... (n/m) (NCFC) - brianguthrysluvchild, Nov 9, 09:44:54
      - Here we go again (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 9, 09:34:26
        
        OH thats right we really are the most wonderful team, and (NCFC) - brianguthrysluvchild, Nov 9, 09:43:08
        
        obviously not by any means saying that we are fine (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 9, 09:47:04
      - Which would have cost us a fortune. (NCFC) - Jono, Nov 9, 09:29:15
        
        Are you serious? money we don't have, these loans will (NCFC) - brianguthrysluvchild, Nov 9, 09:35:58
        
        Some decent lower league players? (NCFC) - Jono, Nov 9, 09:37:26
  - Be *more* patient! (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 9, 09:00:41
    - I know, it sounds ridiculous but it's what we need, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 9, 09:05:09
      - completely agree, he needs time to build, I'm just not sure I trust him any more (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 9, 09:14:26
        
        That's exactly how I feel about Roeder (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 9, 09:19:58
        
        Baffling sums it up (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 9, 09:22:44
- The trouble with that is (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Nov 9, 08:55:10
  - Was thinking the same thing (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 9, 09:18:06
    - Well the best one is "loans are crap" followed by (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Nov 9, 09:24:27
    - I've never understood Russell... (NCFC) - Jono, Nov 9, 09:22:42
  - hmm (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 9, 08:58:45
    - Oh yeah 3 (NCFC) - Reg Presley, Nov 9, 09:07:08
Hurrah for fireworks day - I love it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:39:46
- Let's all be careful out there (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 5, 13:08:36
  - mantrap (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 13:14:39
    - Rofl (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 5, 13:18:32
- fireworks footballer XI? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 5, 12:41:06
  - Nicky Midsummer common-by (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 13:08:54
  - oooooh! aaaaaaaah! Paul McGrath (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 13:04:41
  - Tommy Third Degree Burns (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 13:04:13
  - Ji-Sung Earlham Park (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 13:03:43
  - Bongo Christ (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 12:59:50
  - Blue Touch Paper Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 12:57:05
  - Andy Fuse (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 5, 12:56:25
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 12:56:47
  - Dennis Van Wyck (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:54:27
  - Stanwellback Collymore (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 5, 12:54:09
  - noel "CATHERINE WHEEL"an (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 5, 12:53:33
    - Bueno (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 12:54:21
      - Get your own!!! (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 12:54:42
        
        lol hadnt seen that (i'm just slower than him) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 5, 12:56:30
  - Ji-Sung sPARKler (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:52:51
  - Danny Crowscarer (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 5, 12:51:51
  - Bryan Gunnpowder plot (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:51:18
  - kevin bonfire (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 12:50:02
  - Lee ignore the traffic light Hughes (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:50:00
    - Steve break the speed limit but don't claim responsibility for someones death Finnan (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 12:53:06
  - Airbomb RePETER Schmeichel (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:48:35
    - Airbomb RePETER Schmeichel (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:48:44
      - Airbomb RePETER Schmeichel (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:48:47
        
        Airbomb RePETER Schmeichel (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:48:51
        
        . (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 5, 12:49:07
  - penny for the guy whittingham (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 12:47:40
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:49:05
  - Roman Candle Abramovich (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 5, 12:47:35
    - Niiiiiiiice (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 5, 12:47:58
  - Jumping Ross Jack (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 12:46:54
  - Ronnie Catherine Wheel-an (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 5, 12:46:23
    - you just know i dun ya there, by 4 seconds! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 12:49:16
      - I type at 0.5 letters per second (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 5, 12:50:01
  - noel catherine wheel-an (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 12:46:19
  - Rocket Santa Cruz (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 5, 12:45:43
  - paul mini-rocket mcveigh (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 12:45:32
  - mark sparkler hughes (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 12:45:08
    - Nicky Banger (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 5, 12:45:58
Roeder (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 3, 12:38:21
- Take them on the L run past Harford Manor playing field and see who shouts "Flids!" (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 13:10:27
- Put them on the field against Preston North End and see who tries and/or plays well (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 13:09:46
- ask them if they'd refuse to buy a mini on the grounds that 'it's girly' (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 3, 13:05:26
  - ask them to cup their minis (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 13:06:14
- with a show of hands (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 3, 13:03:07
  - They've all got two though, who would win? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 13:04:17
    - Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 3, 13:06:03
- ask them whether they want a flu jab (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 3, 13:01:57
- A big ole... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 3, 13:01:16
- Smack them and see if they cry (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 13:00:18
  - That wont work according to The Cure (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 3, 13:00:56
    - Who are shit... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 3, 13:01:48
      - Well, of course (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 3, 13:03:59
- Tell them to grow a beard, anyone who only manages bumfluff is a boy (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 3, 12:59:53
- Pooh sticks off of Trowse Mill (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 12:59:26
  - He do a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 13:00:29
- These guys could help? (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Nov 3, 12:58:33
- Anyone under 5 ft 9in BOY! (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Nov 3, 12:57:01
- Bubblesort (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 3, 12:56:04
  - Nerd Alert. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 12:56:51
    - Takes one to know one (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 3, 12:57:48
- Drinking competition (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 3, 12:55:08
- Measure their cocks. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 12:54:07
- Throw them all up in the air and see where they land (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 3, 12:53:34
- bare knuckle boxing tournament between the players (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 3, 12:53:32
- Get them to bring in their birth certificates. Put all the over 18's in the 'Men' box - (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 12:44:53
- Shouting "Men here" and "Boys here" and pointing his finger at two different spots. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 3, 12:40:47
  - Then shouting "Runaround!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 12:43:03
    - Great Minds... (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 3, 12:43:37
  - Run Around Now! (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 3, 12:41:41
- Ask for assistance from a Catholic Priest? (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 3, 12:40:32
- Cough tests. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 12:39:40
  - Cold Spoon? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 3, 12:40:34
2.10 - Oh deary me................. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 2, 21:28:12
- What was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Nov 2, 22:26:01
  - Just Ferrari celebrating then realising Glock had messed up.#] (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 2, 22:26:43
    - ha ha, saw that live even my mrs was laughing (General Chat) - conker, Nov 2, 22:28:08
- removed (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 22:04:54
  - Boo. :( (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 2, 22:06:50