Get them to bring in their birth certificates. Put all the over 18's in the 'Men' box -

surrounded by bubble-wrap or those polystyrene wotsits.

Put all the boys back in the oven until they're ready.

If one comes in with a fanny, ask HR.

Posted By: malkybarkid on November 3rd 2008 at 12:44:53

Message Thread

Roeder (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 3, 12:38:21
- Take them on the L run past Harford Manor playing field and see who shouts "Flids!" (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 13:10:27
- Put them on the field against Preston North End and see who tries and/or plays well (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 13:09:46
- ask them if they'd refuse to buy a mini on the grounds that 'it's girly' (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 3, 13:05:26
  - ask them to cup their minis (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 13:06:14
- with a show of hands (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 3, 13:03:07
  - They've all got two though, who would win? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 13:04:17
    - Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 3, 13:06:03
- ask them whether they want a flu jab (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 3, 13:01:57
- A big ole... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 3, 13:01:16
- Smack them and see if they cry (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 13:00:18
  - That wont work according to The Cure (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 3, 13:00:56
    - Who are shit... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 3, 13:01:48
      - Well, of course (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 3, 13:03:59
- Tell them to grow a beard, anyone who only manages bumfluff is a boy (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 3, 12:59:53
- Pooh sticks off of Trowse Mill (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 12:59:26
  - He do a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 3, 13:00:29
- These guys could help? (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Nov 3, 12:58:33
- Anyone under 5 ft 9in BOY! (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Nov 3, 12:57:01
- Bubblesort (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 3, 12:56:04
  - Nerd Alert. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 12:56:51
    - Takes one to know one (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 3, 12:57:48
- Drinking competition (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 3, 12:55:08
- Measure their cocks. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 12:54:07
- Throw them all up in the air and see where they land (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 3, 12:53:34
- bare knuckle boxing tournament between the players (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 3, 12:53:32
- Get them to bring in their birth certificates. Put all the over 18's in the 'Men' box - (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 3, 12:44:53
- Shouting "Men here" and "Boys here" and pointing his finger at two different spots. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 3, 12:40:47
  - Then shouting "Runaround!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 12:43:03
    - Great Minds... (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 3, 12:43:37
  - Run Around Now! (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 3, 12:41:41
- Ask for assistance from a Catholic Priest? (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 3, 12:40:32
- Cough tests. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 3, 12:39:40
  - Cold Spoon? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 3, 12:40:34

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