Went on holiday with the gang once. Went to Monte Carlo for the day. Female friend decides

to wear her best dress since it was Monte Carlo (she's normally a jeans and t-shirt type). A black dress. We sit sipping cocktails on the marina. Half way through our first drinks SPLAT - L'oiseau manages to complete splatter her with merde.

Fuck oi larfed dittoi. Made worse by the fact we had to get a train back to Nice where we were staying, she had nothing with her which would cover up the damage and no other clothes with her, and when going into the public toilets to try to clean it up a bit, discovered that Monte Carlo might be in Monaco, but even there public toilets are distinctly French.

Last time I saw her wearing a dress apart from the day she got married :D

Posted By: Steve in Holland on July 20th 2018 at 15:13:41

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