When the gull shat on me, it was in Nerja, Spain.

Lovely evening, a nice square in town, under some trees. Thump on the shoulder, oh, FFS! Duck into a nearby restaurant / bar toilet, there’s only one cubicle where the basin was. And Lo! The bog is full of someone’s bangers and mash, almost to the brim. I quickly get the guano off my shoulder and try to get out as fast as I can, but of course there’s somebody waiting. I felt compelled to try to say that it wasn’t me, but the look of disgust I got... I wasn’t even a customer.

FFS.

Posted By: APB on July 20th 2018 at 13:29:59

Message Thread

What’s the worst thing that’s ever shat on you? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 12:30:58
- selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Jul 20, 17:16:53
- Dunno what it was but one managed to get me from (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:16:19
  - When the gull shat on me, it was in Nerja, Spain. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 13:29:59
    - Went on holiday with the gang once. Went to Monte Carlo for the day. Female friend decides (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 15:13:41
    - your life seems to revolve around 'other peoples' shit or shitting habits (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 20, 13:35:23
      - All of life is about shit, isn’t it? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:07:21
      - I was going to do a Scatalogical XI but I think it's been done (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 20, 14:07:53
        
        Ipswich town (n/m) (General Chat) - matt in london, Jul 21, 06:47:15
        
        Wayne Pooney. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 20, 15:57:49
        
        Felix Pisslack (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:16:12
        
        Shat Le Tissier (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 15:15:48
        
        Shat Le Pissier, surely? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:16:56
        
        Paul Merdeson (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:14:36
        
        Smelly Alli (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:10:24
        
        Frank Lampshart (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:09:54
        
        Moritz Scheitner (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:08:56
        
        First person to say Peter Shiton. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:03:56
        
        I always do like to chuck in a Poo Macari. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 15:05:26
        
        Poo Cacari (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:08:08
        
        Poo Cacawee (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 15:13:04
        
        “And using a work computer” (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:17:45
        
        Papa Douba Diplop (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Jul 20, 14:28:39
- Norwich City Football Club (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jul 20, 13:14:31
  - Ha ha winner right there 👆 (n/m) (General Chat) - city_lad, Jul 20, 13:32:29
- Human being. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 20, 12:58:51
  - Don Estelle? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 13:03:33
    - Whispering Grass Scat Club. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 13:33:45
- Your mum, obviously. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 20, 12:48:40
  - im shocked and outraged...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jul 20, 16:16:07
  - *notices the lack of condemnation* (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 14:29:12
    - That's exactly how it works. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 20, 15:06:34
      - 👌 (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 20, 15:25:38
    - Well. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:02:17
    - I suppose it's all about degrees, Sam. (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 14:52:24
  - She’s doing that again? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 13:22:54
- Oh no. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 12:32:36

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