Dunno what it was but one managed to get me from

head to toe once. That day went like this on way to work:

1) walk 20 mins to train station. Get there and station is closed off for another hour cos somebody jumped. Call work and say I’ll be late. Walk home.
2) walk to station. Almost there and realise I’ve left wallet at home with rail card in it. Walk home.
3) walk back to station. Get only nosebleed of my entire adult life. Blood on shirt. Walk home, clean up and change
4) walk back to station. Bird s**ts on me from head to toe. One clear line of while s**t. Most impressive targeting. Call work and tell them something is telling me I shouldn’t come to work today. I’m working from home.

Posted By: Steve in Holland on July 20th 2018 at 13:16:19

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What’s the worst thing that’s ever shat on you? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 12:30:58
- selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Jul 20, 17:16:53
- Dunno what it was but one managed to get me from (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 13:16:19
  - When the gull shat on me, it was in Nerja, Spain. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 13:29:59
    - Went on holiday with the gang once. Went to Monte Carlo for the day. Female friend decides (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 20, 15:13:41
    - your life seems to revolve around 'other peoples' shit or shitting habits (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 20, 13:35:23
      - All of life is about shit, isn’t it? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:07:21
      - I was going to do a Scatalogical XI but I think it's been done (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 20, 14:07:53
        
        Ipswich town (n/m) (General Chat) - matt in london, Jul 21, 06:47:15
        
        Wayne Pooney. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 20, 15:57:49
        
        Felix Pisslack (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:16:12
        
        Shat Le Tissier (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 15:15:48
        
        Shat Le Pissier, surely? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:16:56
        
        Paul Merdeson (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:14:36
        
        Smelly Alli (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:10:24
        
        Frank Lampshart (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:09:54
        
        Moritz Scheitner (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:08:56
        
        First person to say Peter Shiton. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:03:56
        
        I always do like to chuck in a Poo Macari. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 15:05:26
        
        Poo Cacari (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:08:08
        
        Poo Cacawee (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 15:13:04
        
        “And using a work computer” (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:17:45
        
        Papa Douba Diplop (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Jul 20, 14:28:39
- Norwich City Football Club (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jul 20, 13:14:31
  - Ha ha winner right there 👆 (n/m) (General Chat) - city_lad, Jul 20, 13:32:29
- Human being. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 20, 12:58:51
  - Don Estelle? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 13:03:33
    - Whispering Grass Scat Club. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 13:33:45
- Your mum, obviously. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 20, 12:48:40
  - im shocked and outraged...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Jul 20, 16:16:07
  - *notices the lack of condemnation* (General Chat) - pants, Jul 20, 14:29:12
    - That's exactly how it works. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 20, 15:06:34
      - 👌 (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 20, 15:25:38
    - Well. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 15:02:17
    - I suppose it's all about degrees, Sam. (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 14:52:24
  - She’s doing that again? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 20, 13:22:54
- Oh no. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 20, 12:32:36

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