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Squiz for POTS 09/10 :o) (n/m) (NCFC) - Squirrel, Aug 7, 23:43:33
- we love you paul mcveigh (n/m) (NCFC) - Squirrel, Aug 7, 23:50:08
- we love you paul mcveigh (n/m) (NCFC) - Squirrel, Aug 7, 23:48:02
  - Crikey, 2005 called (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 7, 23:49:48
    - I know (NCFC) - Squizmatist, Aug 8, 00:08:36
Paul Fucking Whitehouse! (Other Football) - samcd84, Aug 7, 23:34:09
- What baring does an advert mocking Plymuff have on Aviva's backing us? (n/m) (Other Football) - King, Aug 8, 00:14:00
Flem for POTS 09-10 (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Aug 7, 23:29:39
FAO Yellalee (NCFC) - Malcy, Aug 7, 23:13:47
What is poi? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 22:36:44
- What is poi? What is the nature of poi? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 22:50:21
  - Am meant to say mentalist? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 23:16:53
    - correct (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 23:21:31
      - :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 23:25:40
  - How can bus times be poi? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 22:58:31
  - are you having problems? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 22:54:57
    - Not in the slightest. Why were you gabbing on about american pie below? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 22:58:38
- an Americanism Dubbers (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 7, 22:40:01
  - What does it mean though? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 22:46:15
    - Like a pea, but smaller. In France. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 7, 22:49:39
    - From american pie, it's an adopted phrase on this site (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 22:49:25
      - I have no idea what pants is on about, but the answer is above (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 22:52:43
Wil E. Coyote finally kills roadrunner (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 7, 22:20:01
- Haha - brilliant! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 7, 22:42:31
  - Just for you, (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 7, 22:46:31
Any of you Kingsers Kingsing it tomorrow ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 7, 22:13:57
- mbk told me he is doing beforehand, I'm hoping to get there at 2ish. (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 23:26:24
  - Will almost certainly only be pre-match, and only for one. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 7, 23:30:21
U's fan comes in peace (NCFC) - Daniel_ColU, Aug 7, 22:07:26
- Welcome, I have a soft spot for the Us (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 7, 22:17:00
- TELL US WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH MAVIS (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 22:10:55
  - yes. Someone's fucked her up, and I've been thinking for a while (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 22:55:13
    - You've lost me (n/m) (NCFC) - Daniel_ColU, Aug 7, 22:58:29
      - We've lost Mavis. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 23:10:12
- Without giving it the 'we are bigger than this league' (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 22:09:57
CH4 Kevin Bishop Time!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 21:59:51
1 min silence in memory of Robson tomorrow?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Wissydean, Aug 7, 21:40:57
- thought it was applause? (n/m) (Other Football) - Bucks Canary, Aug 7, 21:42:50
  - It is applause (Other Football) - Daniel_ColU, Aug 7, 22:54:53
  - That's 1 min extra in the bar then....... (n/m) (Other Football) - Wissydean, Aug 7, 21:46:26
    - might be wrong, might be silence.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Bucks Canary, Aug 7, 21:46:54
      - Can't see that working some how................. (n/m) (Other Football) - Wissydean, Aug 7, 21:50:55
Post here if you're so excited you could pee yourself... (n/m) (NCFC) - Bucks Canary, Aug 7, 21:30:19
- It's hard to pee yourself when you've got a massive tent. (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 23:35:12
- niagra falls!! (n/m) (NCFC) - city_lad, Aug 7, 21:31:15
Former Blue Peter presenter unveils a former Blue Peter Presenter as a closet Wrather on T (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Aug 7, 20:13:02
Oh yes we have kicked off! welcome back football!!! (Other Football) - city_lad, Aug 7, 20:02:19
SUPER, SUPER CHED... SUPER, SUPER CHED... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Aug 7, 19:50:28
- Rubbish loaness (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 7, 21:34:35
- CHEDDERS (Other Football) - pants, Aug 7, 20:00:04
  - they are not the answer (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 7, 20:40:57
    - The ham and bacon ones are jubbles. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 20:46:36
  - Come on Chedders. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 20:01:22
    - What happened to this bloke, good goal.............. (Other Football) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 20:05:35
- I put Ched and Lita in my Fantasy Football team (Other Football) - conker, Aug 7, 19:52:41
  - Why start with Henderson who hasn't played at all pre-season? (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Aug 7, 19:55:41
seeing roy keane on sky makes me sick (NCFC) - city_lad, Aug 7, 19:39:25
Just put my bets on City to win the league (NCFC) - conker, Aug 7, 19:37:49
Is there a bus what go up the Newmarket Road from Eaton villageish all the way to (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 19:12:00
- Yep, get off outside the new spar shop on POW road. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 19:13:28
  - What number is it Dubs? And where are the stops on the Newmarket Road. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 19:17:24
    - 14A you need, picks up from near the Red Lion. Friend at works uses it. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 19:27:56
      - hare goo........ (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 19:31:25
        
        Chairs bud. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 20:07:49
        
        Super fucking Poi. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 7, 20:48:30
London based and going to the game tomorrow? (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 7, 19:04:23
"We hate ipswich more than you" (NCFC) - Huckeeeadie, Aug 7, 18:26:35
- Yeah, heard that few times in the past too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 18:38:52
  - what on the tele? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 7, 20:42:23
Fearless League 1 predictions 2009/10 (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Aug 7, 18:22:03
- Does the * mean anything? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 18:28:31
  - Play-off winners (n/m) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Aug 7, 18:37:20
Foulger named deputy chairman (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 18:11:05
- surely they could've found a better fucking photo (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 18:29:48
  - * Balloon named deputy chairman (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 18:33:09
And another! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 17:10:55
- can we make a game of this yet? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 17:11:56
  - Surely anything between 250 and 275 and we would have got off very lightly? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 17:14:19
    - defo - thought the cons were on for nearer 350 earlier (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 17:19:13
      - The only problem with bowling them out for around 300 (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 17:26:48
  - Not getting too excited yet but a few more wickets..... (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 17:14:19
    - happily take a draw! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 17:19:51
      - half five on day 1, 14 wickets down (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 17:37:13
      - That's what I mean by 'excited'! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 17:20:12
Fuckan warz ass hooomid intut. (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 17:06:03
- It felt it when I was playing indoor 6 a side earlier lol (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 17:07:41
Marvellous friday gif (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 17:03:58
BROADS! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 17:03:01
GET IN THERE!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 17:02:38
BANG! Ponting. Gone (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 17:02:29
- Having watched Norwich last season forgive me if Im wide of the mark (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 17:05:08
  - Its Middlesbrough 4-4 all over again! (n/m) (Other Sports) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 17:15:43
    - Ive almost forgotten what fighting spirit looks like (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 17:18:34
Graham Onion. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:53:50
OUT! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:53:15
ONIONSES (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:53:12
BANG! Watson. Gone (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 16:53:08
- Fuck!! Is DiF about? Wrong category... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 16:55:23
  - You're gonna feel his wrath! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 17:02:08
    - ANGRY IN SWITZERLANDS GONNA GET YA (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 17:18:13
WOTB Predicitons League - Get your predictions in now! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 16:52:19
My Norwich, I love you, like heroin, like a hard drug, like hashish... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 16:47:40
- The drugs don't work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 16:49:32
  - Yeah, I found that they just make you worse. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 7, 17:05:29
... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:35:23
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:39:45
Should get the Barclay and Snakepit singing an english version of this (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Aug 7, 16:35:10
- Interesting English lyrics (NCFC) - wgf500, Aug 7, 16:39:11
  - haha dont think that actual translation would catch on (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Aug 7, 16:43:07
Scores a level. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:33:59
- *are (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:34:15
Things I didn't know about our former loanee Mr Bates (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 7, 16:30:00
- Speedy says....Stupid thick cunt acts like a stupid thick cunt shocker. (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 7, 16:49:23
- what's the link to Bates? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 16:44:21
  - They both have problems with their knees. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 16:47:20
  - girlfriend of (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 7, 16:45:03
    - oh right. Does it say that on though, or did you know already? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 16:47:06
      - it says it in the text (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 7, 16:52:22
      - Oh God! Callum Fucking Best has had a go on her. (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 7, 16:52:05
        
        I'm horribly attracted to her. I hate myself, but I'd love a go. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:54:44
        
        She'd cook you dinner afterwards. (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 17:01:28
        
        Nothing wrong... (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 16:59:53
        
        Wants to lay off the beak for a bit I reckon. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 17:04:14
        
        She's got a superb arse. (Other Football) - Small, Aug 7, 16:59:40
        
        you're a bit frisky today (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 7, 16:57:02
        
        Blimey, not to the best of my knowledge. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:59:42
        
        Hardly a revelation. He's dipped it in most places (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 16:53:58
- i think that coupling was mentioned in a Mediawatch bit about him (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 16:38:09
  - she looks very scary though (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 7, 16:42:57
FAO Dog or anyone going to V this year (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 16:26:07
- MBK will post up a clash chart in the next two weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 7, 16:46:53
Pubs for Pub Lunch suggestions please! (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 16:22:27
- This isn't too far at all and really good.......... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:25:55
  - That's exactly the sort of thing I wanted! Not sure it could be bettered at this notice.. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 16:28:12
    - It's great! Who's paying? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 16:32:46
    - Small's also a fan and he's a man with impecable taste. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:29:17
      - Easy to get too the ground too. The Eagle on Newmarket rd is of a similar style (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 16:35:29
        
        Is there any public transport to FCR from the Wildebeest? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 16:41:45
        
        It's actually not far from the County hall Car park and you could walk then. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:47:13
        
        It's not really walkable, It must be at least 5 miles to the ground. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 16:54:07
        
        I meant drive to County Hall and walk from there. :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:55:04
        
        That's exactly where I usually park. You don't mean walk from County Hall to Wildebeest? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 16:50:29
        
        If you drive, just stay on the same road from Stoke too Norwich (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 16:57:32
        
        Hmmm... the olds aren't great walkers. They're comfortable with the walk from County Hall (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 17:02:16
        
        And it's all downhill to the ground from there too. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 17:01:39
        
        lol, nope drive from the Wilderbeast. I suppose it all depends on timing. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:53:53
        
        Exactly. Think it might be just a bit too much of a stretch (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 17:03:57
        
        As Small said, the Eagle is jolly fine and the bus will take you to the station. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 17:05:30
        
        Just parents always like a Countryside pub. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 17:06:56
        
        They certainly do. Might do it as dinner instead! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 17:14:21
        
        Now there's a plan, the menu looks really good. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 17:16:46
        
        What's the other one on Thorpe Road? (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 17:26:56
        
        The one that used to the BeafEater? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 17:34:20
        
        Top Marks for Pub Garden action at the Eagle. Hoodge. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:38:47
        
        There's a bus stop opposite the pub, i imagine they run every half an hour or so. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 16:45:56
        
        I was going to suggest the Rushcutters but it's not as good now so I'm told. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:48:07
nike shoes jordan shoes (General Chat) - Luckyangle, Aug 7, 16:05:14
- I need some sunglasses and some shoes. How do I pay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 16:21:52
- No thanks. I don't buy that cheap American crap. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 16:14:22
- Could I have air force one please, just for the weekend (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:08:55
- Take it easy son (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 16:07:54
- I want a cheap glassed! And a wholesale belt! With a jordan shoes! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 16:07:03
- Do think Gunny will go 4-4-2 or stick with the 4-3-3 formation from the Wigan game? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 16:06:46
Penn Jilette off of the Penn & Teller, has a daughter named "Moxie CrimeFighter Jilette" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:03:55
football shoes (General Chat) - Luckyangle, Aug 7, 16:00:35
- OH FUCK OFF! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 7, 16:09:11
  - Calm down dear its only a commercial (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:13:56
    - HAHA (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 16:27:04
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:17:16
- You're Mavis in disguise aren't you? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:04:44
  - Not sure Mrs B would be impressed by that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 16:06:31
Off to do the big shop soon, anyone need anything? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 15:59:04
- a couple of pints of milk please (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 16:32:38
- Sherbert Dib Dab please. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:06:29
  - just the one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:09:51
    - I don't want to push my luck. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:10:23
      - oo and a Wham bar if they have one please. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:10:37
        
        no Wham bars hows about a Texan bar? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:11:57
        
        Not tired a Texan bar. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 16:13:42
- aston martin (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 16:05:42
  - is he the one from peterboro in that group DFS? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:11:28
  - oh and some mini cheddars (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 16:07:07
    - and maybe some jaffa cakes (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 16:08:12
- I need a new colostomy bag (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 7, 16:05:30
- some Gentleman's relish (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 16:03:32
  - from Tescos? I doubt it (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:15:23
- midget gems (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 7, 16:03:32
  - please refrain from suggesting LOJ jogs to CR from the Kings! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:05:55
    - If he doesn't jog tomorrow (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 7, 16:10:44
      - thats probably just as well then (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:13:05
- Two melons, a couple of plums and a cucumber please. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 16:03:19
  - Fruity (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:10:01
- Get us some of those cheesy strings (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:01:56
  - variety? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:10:40
    - I don't like em really (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:17:02
- I need some onions and coconut milk. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 16:01:25
  - A Prawn Biriani? no surely for Korma (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 16:10:28
    - Sort of a chicken dopiaza, fwiw. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 16:13:02
Liking the sound of this (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 15:50:10
- So what areas are they doing the three second pint in? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 15:58:19
  - Jarrold, I betcher. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:05:42
  - Does not say Small (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 16:03:47
Afternoon Wrath (General Chat) - Klobo04, Aug 7, 15:42:34
- Selwyn Froggitt (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 7, 16:27:08
Kevin Bishop show tonight, get in (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 15:37:43
- I lasted 9 minutes. Then i put my foot through the tele and sent him the bill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 16:04:35
- Yep, he is very very good. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 7, 16:00:09
- You are joking? (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 15:42:31
  - I just made the mistake of watching some on the 4OD, out of curiosity. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 15:55:49
    - He's been in Peep Show and My Family. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 15:59:52
      - Peep Show has deteriorated. Can comment on the correlation. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 16:09:52
    - Absolutely Pwned Bishop! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 15:57:04
      - That was funnier than anything on the show tonight will be. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 15:59:31
  - well Kevin Bishop wont be (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 7, 15:54:45
    - nicely done. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 15:56:37
  - Not funny really is it? (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 7, 15:50:57
    - The trailer looked well shit. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 7, 16:01:11
      - I liked it anyways (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:26:29
      - There's more. Imagine if like, Radiohead, yeah? Sang happy songs? (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 16:03:57
        
        Oh, that would hilariously contravene my expectations. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 7, 16:12:23
    - Think it came off the back of the equally awful Star Stories he was in. Bad impressionism. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 15:58:41
  - who is he? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 15:46:16
    - Kevin Bishop is the little twerp off the Natwest adverts ("Yeah Will") (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 15:47:44
      - well that explains it... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 15:51:56
football league highlights show (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 15:33:01
- bbc1 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 15:34:19
was mentioned earlier on here that Aviva are a bunch of cunts..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 15:31:44
- They're alright. Just did a good deal for combined house/contents with them (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 7, 15:40:53
  - As long as you don't expect them to pay out!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ipswichnil, Aug 7, 15:48:29
    - Well obviously - no one ever expects to claim surely (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 7, 16:00:12
- To be fair to them, the have been cunts for a long time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 15:32:40
  - Um, they are an insurance company so that is a given surely. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 7, 15:41:29
  - its globalisation at its worst.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 15:35:57
    - I ditched Aviva when I got sick to the teeth of dealing with inept Indian call centres. (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 15:46:14
      - Not a problem for me. I do all my insurance through a broker. (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 7, 16:02:41
    - Just ignore girly cricket, simples (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 7, 15:42:28
      - WHAT??? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 15:44:52
What if the players we have who fall into this category get injured? (NCFC) - APB, Aug 7, 15:31:26
- "It doesn't say registered to us, but I guess that's what's meant." (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 15:37:27
  - So "Home grown" just means British? (NCFC) - APB, Aug 7, 15:42:16
    - English I think (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Aug 7, 15:43:37
      - except if we signed them as foreign teenagers (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 15:50:26
"new technology coming our way too - such as a new fast-pour system which can pour a pint (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 15:28:34
- And sort out the rancid piss already on. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 7, 15:34:35
  - I had toilet troubles the next day the last time i had one in The Barclay.. (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 15:51:33
    - i like Yellows, i can get Guinness in Yellows (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 15:55:23
      - And Wherrys. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:07:28
        
        I like Wherrys (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 16:13:15
        
        It's alright in there actually, but the 12yo barmaids are a bit brutal with the pumps (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:43:16
        
        And you can get a burger and a pint of carling for just ?10.00p (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:07:59
    - You can have Grolsch Weizen in there. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 7, 15:55:02
Dr Dublin, you around? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 15:27:48
- yep (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 15:31:16
  - good! ..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 15:32:46
    - Nice! Not retro but timely........... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 15:37:34
      - reminded me of this....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 15:39:23
        
        Some awesome barnets on that video.......... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 15:44:33
        
        I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 7, 15:50:19
        
        nice one, retroness at its finest....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 15:49:10
Can't believe that Ponting has not declared yet. How naive. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 15:26:07
How shouty is it going to get at FCR tomorrow if we get beat? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:18:24
- If we lose tomorrow I think we have to remind ourselves it's 3 year plan. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 15:42:12
- if we lose tommrrow...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 15:37:15
- It'll be the same as every first game of the season (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 15:32:36
- Not much really. selwyns might ask Delia to get her chequebook out despite being 100yds aw (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 15:27:48
  - Whilst waving his rebate around (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 15:31:57
- a bit more than it will be if we draw (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 15:24:58
- not shouty at all. we will shuffle out grumbling. (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 15:23:14
- More or less shouty than if we win? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 7, 15:19:55
- Quite shouty (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 7, 15:19:51
  - It will be (NCFC) - DNB41, Aug 7, 15:25:12
Couple of excellent songs from Baldwin - re Maric and Gill (spec Gill.) (NCFC) - songwriter, Aug 7, 15:12:50
Bunch of cocks. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 15:10:27
- actress perverted biriani (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 7, 15:13:56
  - This is asking for it (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 15:17:35
    - Another Post Bleating (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:41:15
    - A**l? Pervy Barstewards! (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 15:38:19
    - Acronym Posts, Boring. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 15:30:47
Why is everyone on here getting upset at the cricket? eh? (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 7, 15:05:21
- superb use of the word mugs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 15:12:05
Your not quick enough to bowl short Onions. Sort it out England. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 15:04:56
- They haven't bowled one full ball to Ponting (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 15:25:55
- yes, bowl some long onions. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 15:06:03
  - hah (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:08:09
Fuckanory. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:02:51
- Cunting hell. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Aug 7, 15:04:36
- I'm turning it off (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 15:04:25
  - get the playstation on (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 15:27:11
    - I only have a PS2. Quite tough to get new games for it now. (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 15:32:03
      - same here, I only have a ps2. I never turn it on. I keep it incase mates come round, and (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 15:33:15
  - haha that's exactly what I was like towards the aussies in the office (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 15:10:31
  - Incredible. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:05:25
50 in 38 balls (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 15:02:42
OTJ in the Wales squad... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Aug 7, 15:01:42
Going at more than 6 an over (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 15:00:17
- Half our total already. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 15:02:49
  - They only need another 150 and doubt they'll (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 15:03:55
Mr Baldwin has some dodgy idea on some chants for our new players (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 14:45:35
- Does he still run a knicker factory on Inkerman Street? (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 7, 14:48:41
  - Alma always looked a bit shagged out (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 14:49:56
    - not as much as gail tylsley ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 7, 14:55:12
I TOLD YOU WE ARE GOING TO WIN. COME ON! (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 14:42:18
- not this test we're not. our batting put paid to that. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:52:02
GET IN!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:41:12
- Mike? (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:41:45
  - That's the joke see, Mike Get in, sounds a bit like Mike Gatting. (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:47:29
    - lolage. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:54:27
      - Don't be soft Dubs, that wasn't lollage, that was shutyerfaceage. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 14:55:07
        
        I think he's stolen Jimmy Cricket's jokebook again. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 15:29:44
        
        haha VEGC ruled last night (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:58:02
        
        Vangelis Eiderdown Gibbon Chutney? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 14:59:38
        
        Victorian (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:03:51
        
        correeccttiioonn (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 14:57:58
        
        I certainly didn't get it until told by Mr Pants. (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 15:01:12
        
        I don't even think Mike Gatting got it to be honest Doc (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 15:07:57
        
        :) (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:55:35
    - 1.2/10 (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 14:51:07
      - generous (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 14:51:34
HARMISON! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:40:40
- Right, now hit Ponting on the head (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 14:42:20
- 11 catches in a row this game. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 14:41:23
have it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:40:34
is it too late to say "I'm wanted, dead or alive?!" (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:37:14
- Never too late for a bit of Bon Joviality chelters (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 15:03:59
Quote from Sky Sports (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 14:36:45
- could also have said (Other Sports) - Muz, Aug 7, 14:41:24
- They won't. Grievous is going to put Ponting on his fucking arse, and Jimmy is going to s (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 14:40:17
  - Who says I know fuck all about cricket? (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 14:44:38
- Possibility of a draw then?! (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 14:39:58
WHAT A FUCKING MESS (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 14:35:58
What would you do in a spaceship? (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 7, 14:35:26
- Make sure the England cricket team were on it too... (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Aug 7, 14:39:23
  - They're more than capable of self-destructing without going through such extreme measures (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 14:52:20
- I'd do a guff and see what happened to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 14:37:14
- Send a giraffe in one, and have aliens intercept it (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 14:36:44
- swing a cat (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 14:36:20
- play... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:35:53
way this is going..... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:35:24
No wide balls please Harmy. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:31:36
- First two balls TWATTED for four. ffs (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:34:44
  - 10 of the first over, almost 1/10th of our score. Balls. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:37:47
    - It's swinging for Harmy (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:40:07
    - The thing to do, which we never do, (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 7, 14:39:53
the 17 extra runs we got from no-balls and wides was our 3rd best scorer!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:27:38
- That scorecard is absolutely hideous (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:31:33
  - Not pretty at all. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:31:57
102 all out (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:22:56
- I hate Siddle! (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:26:40
- 0-6 away at fulham, 3-0 down in 20 mins at charlton type shit. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:25:36
- Ridiculous (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 14:24:27
  - absolute garbage (n/m) (Other Sports) - Pixelman, Aug 7, 15:03:15
  - With Peiterson out, do we have any foreigners in the team to blame? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 14:27:20
    - yes.... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:28:38
    - bopara? (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:27:54
      - Was he born in England? (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 14:31:59
        
        I didn't know Strauss was born in Aus. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:32:28
      - fucking hell, you are a twat, arent you. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 14:30:22
        
        lmao (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:31:16
        
        admittedly whooshed... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 14:31:41
  - not before the watershed (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:26:48
- FEEBLE! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:24:10
  - Be dreadful for a T20 score. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:25:17
Not a good time to boo Ponting when comes out to bat. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:21:52
- maybe confiscating his bat would be a better idea (n/m) (Other Sports) - DemoniCanary, Aug 7, 14:35:46
- That's IT!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:22:50
- Is the ball swinging round corners or something? (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 14:22:45
  - It's doing a bit in the air and off the pitch. Not that much though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:29:06
  - They have bowled well but we've not helped ourselves. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:23:56
  - Pathetic England. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:23:07
    - Strauss Out ! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 14:27:22
      - Blimey, are we following on? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 14:28:09
        
        dunt look loike'ut. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:30:15
        
        How can Strauss be out again then? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 15:19:55
9! (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:20:53
THIS IS FUCKING SHIT. (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:20:42
- have a space cake (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:21:21
  - had one..... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:22:49
Not that I know anything about cricket but I predict (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 14:07:39
FAO Yellalee (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 14:06:57
Can we follow on before they've batted? (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 7, 14:01:13
- yeah..... reckon we could be all out TWICE for 100. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:04:04
  - Time for Harmy to shine. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:05:01
    - someones got to!!! this is a steaming pile of elephant wank. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:09:15
      - If I was a fast bowler (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 7, 14:24:10
back from a luncheon of.... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:00:32
- Harmisons just got hit on the helmet (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:04:24
  - oooh, they're in trouble now (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 14:07:34
    - errrr anyway. It got me thinking about England's tail. (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:18:31
    - play for a different country? (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:08:33
      - bit racist (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:14:15
        
        Why? (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 14:18:42
        
        So was John Barnes (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 14:27:54
        
        We're not talking about John Barnes (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:30:47
        
        Yep - so he did the same then. Not entirely sure why SCC was trolling pants, calling him r (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 14:28:50
        
        because it's one of the oldest wrath jokes going? (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:32:29
        
        If that's what you meant - then I apologise (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 14:34:52
        
        maybe i should have used racialist (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:36:45
        
        Oh maybe you should have kept your ill informed trap shut (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:45:40
        
        ooooh someone can't take a joke (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:49:03
        
        Just a poor subject to troll with (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:51:36
        
        To be fair, it's one of the more common (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 14:52:45
        
        and norwich fans are stereotyped as a bit racist too (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:54:19
        
        Would help if you led by example though, wouldn't it? (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 15:15:35
        
        don't know what that means (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 15:16:56
        
        Owned (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 15:18:50
        
        yep you got me good (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 15:21:34
        
        by using the words you typed (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 15:25:01
        
        i didn't type about leading by example (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 15:31:00
        
        I didn't say you did (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 15:34:04
        
        ... (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 15:36:48
        
        That doesn't prove that I said you typed about leading by example (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 15:39:55
        
        yep much worse than being injected with aids (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:52:32
        
        and terry butcher was born in singapore (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:20:38
        
        Yep - so he did the same then. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 14:26:28
        
        well your place of birth doesn't have to decide your nationality (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:28:29
        
        No, but you have the choice of nationality though, dont you? (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 14:30:05
        
        We're not talking about Terry Butcher (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:23:33
        
        so unfair isn't it (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:24:40
        
        I don't think so (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:30:14
        
        And Jerry Goss was born in Cyprus (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 14:23:16
        
        And Cliff Richards was born in India (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:24:52
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:31:19
        
        We're not talking about Jerry Goss (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:23:52
      - What, England? (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 14:11:01
    - What, shrink his head into his shoulders? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 14:08:20
      - That was gladstone small (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 14:09:00
        
        Ah, they all look the same to me :-) (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 14:13:49
        
        very good (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 14:24:26
        
        ffs (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:14:32
        
        ???? (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 14:15:41
        
        rolf (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:13:04
  - gone purple? (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:05:57
- Did you trim your bush as well ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 14:04:07
  - i ALWAYS trim my bush. (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:04:36
- indeed. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 14:00:52
7 down (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 13:59:35
- fizzy drink (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 14:03:31
"It sounded like cow being dropped into a lake." (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 13:59:05
- Anally Propelled Bos (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 14:09:28
  - Thanks. I know whence bovine derives. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 14:17:38
FAO: Small (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 13:55:41
- Ta. Interesting stuff (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 14:03:54
A list of some of the worst football kits (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 13:52:06
- hi-lighting one of these kits, for daily mail readers this one... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 14:03:05
- disgraceful (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 14:00:26
85-6. Englands's session so far. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 13:51:39
- ... (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:59:40
- Prior can bat a bit if someone can stay with him. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 13:58:38
- ha ha (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 13:52:59
Team for tomorrow? I reckon (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Aug 7, 13:46:46
- Maric now has international clearance too (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 13:57:27
- I reckon you're right, although maybe with a different formation (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 13:52:48
  - A 4-2-1-3 of sorts? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 13:54:56
- With Russell coming off the bench to score the winner (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 13:49:26
  - "Neither Dejan Stefanovic nor Darel Russell will feature" - Waggers (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 13:58:56
    - super (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:09:00
  - he's not good enough to get in the team (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 13:54:58
    - What the douche? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 13:58:06
      - gunny doesn't think so (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 13:58:38
        
        Well, no - he's not playing as he doesnt want to be part of the squad, obviously (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 14:00:59
        
        so he's a judas? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:01:45
        
        Well, no, obviously (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 14:03:00
        
        there is when he was part of the reason we went down (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:04:03
        
        Yep, similar to Murray pulling out of the Davis Cup. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Aug 7, 14:14:52
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 14:17:20
        
        and here's dumber (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:18:43
        
        I think you're winning that one hands down, not just today either (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 14:38:11
        
        well it isn't (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:17:11
        
        okay (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 14:04:53
        
        yeah (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 13:59:54
        
        excellent (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 14:02:54
- Seems most likely. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 13:49:12
- Reckon so (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 7, 13:47:40
- Hughes for Gill (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 7, 13:47:40
  - Waggers seems to think (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Aug 7, 13:49:42
- I hope they are not running out to that Kasabian shit this year. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 13:47:32
  - nah, it's D:Ream (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 13:53:19
  - It's either that or Yazz, I believe. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 7, 13:50:00
  - Nah, I heard they will be running out to The Only Way is Up by Yazz (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 7, 13:49:56
    - Fuck me, that was weird. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 7, 13:50:27
      - Great minds think alike! (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 7, 13:56:39
Play resumed. 72-6. Bon Jovi is in the crowd. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 13:38:34
- They're like bad medicine (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 13:46:44
- living on a prayer (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 13:41:23
  - Rain dance. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 13:44:39
Two-Door Saloon called upt to Wales squad (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 13:29:06
- Wont be going to Yeovil then! Lucky we've got options for centre-mid eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 13:45:24
  - If he does well we might lose him a fair bit... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Aug 7, 13:48:14
    - Think so, yeah. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 13:55:44
- "Podgorica" - splendid (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:34:39
Yeah, that's what I reckon it was- (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:25:52
- what was? was not was. Savage Garden is a shit name for a band isn't it by the way. (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 7, 13:30:49
  - is a good point. I doubt a garden has ever been really savage. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 13:38:06
    - I believe former Spinal Tap drummer John Pepys died in a freak gardening accident... (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 7, 13:48:12
- I often launch a DOS from my botnet (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 7, 13:29:41
  - The tinternet must be older than I thought. Apparently it was a revenge attack (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:36:30
  - Is that because Stephen Fry didn't sign up for your twibbon thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 7, 13:31:31
    - Yes, not a real fan S Fry (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 7, 13:37:34
.... (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:14:43
we're almost evens tomorrow (Betting) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 13:08:59
- People who were born there are excellent (n/m) (Betting) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:12:08
- drifted from 1.7 too (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 13:10:06
Seems I was overly optimistic (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 13:06:44
- mug (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 13:08:20
I though cricket was a five day game? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Basil Wrathbone, Aug 7, 13:00:08
- wrong team and wrong decision to bat first, everyone knows Headingly rocks for (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Aug 7, 13:03:24
  - apart from my missus (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 13:07:02
    - and me (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:10:24
      - yes, yes you are ok too (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 13:13:12
        
        No, no I meant ..... ah, never mind (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:15:57
        
        no, no i didn't mean in a sexual way!! (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 13:17:27
- Those Aussies really can cricket (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 13:00:55
  - England need to practise their catching and throwing and penalties and that (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 13:08:52
    - What a run! (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 13:11:41
  - Whats to say that if they bowl us out for less than 100 that we wont do the same to them? (Other Sports) - conker, Aug 7, 13:03:37
    - Remember lads, it isn't over until (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 13:06:20
      - I love it! (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 13:11:21
      - very funny! (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 13:08:53
    - Not quite - first thing in the morning is always (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 13:05:15
      - First thing!!!! The lazy bastards don't start till 11 (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:11:19
What the fuck? (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Aug 7, 12:58:46
- Blimey, that'll be all out for less than a ton. They obviously (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:03:13
- 6 (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 12:59:36
6 down (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 12:58:34
"Watch your fucking elbow!" (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 12:57:27
- oh no (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 12:59:20
- oh no (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 12:59:07
look on the bright side (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 12:51:35
- now look what he's done (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 12:52:37
  - he's been positive about the new football season (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 12:54:11
    - Did I tell you what they say when I'm zipping up my drawers? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 12:58:06
    - speaking in the third person loses you a few marks. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 12:57:08
      - he thinks that's a bit unfair (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 12:58:09
  - eieieio up Division 3 we go!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 7, 12:54:05
LOL. Some dork in the office said that we will be all out by tea. (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:47:57
Rain last night, muggy, humid, first morning at Headingly (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 12:46:24
- too late, looks like he's chosen to bat (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 12:48:29
  - It's quite comical really, intut. We always, always (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 12:50:38
    - apart from in 2005 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 13:00:18
      - Yep, there's always an exeption to every rule (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 13:04:16
        
        apart from the rule of genghis kahn (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 13:08:54
  - I've had her (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 12:49:50
Oh FFS (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 12:45:27
AAAAAArrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 12:44:13
FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCKITY (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 12:44:09
- You know who to blame for it all :) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 12:45:24
  - nah, its this bloke...... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 12:47:11
    - If you cut that tie up into strips, you can put them in a cap gun (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 12:48:37
- fuck this for a game of cricket..... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 12:45:11
Carrying the can (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 7, 12:39:06
- a disgrace (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 7, 12:42:49
FAO: Yellalee (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 7, 12:34:50
- haha - yep, entirely missed it (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 12:44:36
Serves the pissed up chav twat right, I reckon. (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 7, 12:31:33
Don't worry, Freddie will rattle through the Aussies - oh. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 12:28:10
- We need to bring Beckham on I reckon. is he on the bench? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 12:35:22
Think we may be fucked. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DemoniCanary, Aug 7, 12:27:56
- Dunno about that yet. Quite fancy seeing Jimmy and Harmy slinging them down. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 12:29:35
  - I reckon you were right about the decision... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 12:42:43
- Looking like a decider for the Ashes at the Oval/ (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 12:28:44
  - It wont, we've won. Rain will ensure the next 2 tests are drawn. (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 12:33:38
    - dunt look like a draw to me.... (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 12:35:04
      - With the accuracy of the recent weather forecasts, I'd say that guarantees it (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 12:36:28
Oh fucking arse biscuits. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 12:25:30
- Headingly is dead... (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 12:28:48
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu cking disaster (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 12:25:15
- it is only a game of cricket. get a grip people (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 12:28:59
  - ^^^convict loving traitor^^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 12:34:39
    - ^^^ Weirdo ^^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 12:36:58
      - takes one to know one....... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 12:42:01
        
        I've been told that I can never be a Northerner (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 12:44:06
        
        imagine that....... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 12:46:08
        
        I am regularly applauded for turning my back on t south by (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 12:47:57
        
        Anyway I didn't live in the south and have never been a southerner. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Aug 7, 12:48:52
  - good point (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 12:32:39
OH FFS! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 12:25:08
4 down (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 12:25:00
has there *ever* been a better band in the world than Bon Jovi? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 7, 12:24:22
- No. Never. "She's a liddel runawayayayayayayayay." (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 12:54:20
- Cliff Richards and the Shadows (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 12:33:27
  - Apache: dow dow dow dow dadadow dow dow dow. ding ding da dow dadadow (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:35:32
    - Or the Sadies (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 12:40:56
      - can't get youtube at work anymore. bummer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:42:02
    - Snakey IS Hank Marvin and I claim my 5 Gloria Hunnifords. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 7, 12:38:01
      - Damn. Exposed after all this time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:38:56
- daphne and celeste (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 12:31:36
  - .... (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 12:34:13
    - why? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 12:37:48
      - why not? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 12:41:27
        
        fair enough (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 12:45:41
- Poison. And Asia. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 12:29:11
  - Reo TotoWagon (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:30:45
- UB40 (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 7, 12:28:29
  - I never really got UB40. But then again I never had a rodent in my kitchen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:29:31
    - I actually literally did have a rat in my kitchen once (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 12:33:33
      - Mind you I love The Rat Pack on BBC1. Charlie is a legend. (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:34:27
        
        *Ignoring* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 12:35:48
- Sly and the Family Stone (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 7, 12:27:19
- Yes - UFO (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Aug 7, 12:26:39
- Black Box (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 7, 12:26:13
- er Yes. You are so forgetting Ultravox. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:26:02
- The Glen Miller Orchestra? (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 12:25:36
  - Jive Bunny made Glen Miller what he is today (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 12:30:26
  - BADA BA BAP BAP BAP BAP BADABADABA BADADADADADADAAAAAAAAA (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 12:26:58
    - dee da dee da dee da dee da dee dada dee BAP PAH ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:27:56
      - Bap PAHHHHHH!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 7, 12:30:34
        
        ^^^ And Tombs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 12:31:16
        
        In the mood was written specifically for WOTB (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 7, 12:33:21
      - ^^^ Snakey knows. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 12:30:31
        
        init (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:32:31
I know ww2 and all that but RIP John Hughes. Planes trains and automobiles is a quality (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Aug 7, 12:15:44
END (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 12:10:04
- everyone else in the world knows that Bell is the new (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 7, 12:11:32
  - Who would you bring in? (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Aug 7, 12:19:00
    - Ramprakash and Hick (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 7, 12:24:09
  - what proper solid batsmen are those? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 12:16:33
    - Everything said with a snide subtext (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 7, 12:23:06
      - Blimey, yet another thin skin on here (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 12:30:27
        
        No thin skin here (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 7, 12:36:31
I have the afternoon off - thass good intut? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 7, 12:09:58
- not if you're self employed....... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 7, 12:12:40
- That is. I'm going to a weightliftingy fitness class at lunchtime. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 12:12:12
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuunt (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 12:09:56
ffs (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 12:09:40
- That's bell ended (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:10:04
Mr YellaLee :-) (NCFC) - songwriter, Aug 7, 12:05:24
WOTB Predictions League - the following 66 people have entered - 24 hours to register! (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 11:54:23
- where's pants (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 11:58:55
  - just down the board (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 11:59:48
    - i meant in the competition (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 12:05:46
FOUR (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 11:36:49
- When will the wait for a six from Bell end ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakey, Aug 7, 11:38:22
Knew I was right about bowling first. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 11:32:58
- Indeed - humid, ball nipping around (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 7, 11:33:42
Should have fucking bowled (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 11:29:25
- I predict a fucking disaster. Nope no-ones got tickets for Sunday onwards. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DemoniCanary, Aug 7, 11:31:23
  - that should have been hope (n/m) (Other Sports) - DemoniCanary, Aug 7, 11:33:41
fao yellalee (NCFC) - wayneo, Aug 7, 11:29:08
uh oh (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 11:27:29
ffs! with Johan gone so cheaply, others gonna have to play a massive part. (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 7, 11:19:55
- Massive innings for Bopara! (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 11:26:33
  - Or maybe not. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Aug 7, 11:27:36
  - OH DEAR! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 11:27:29
  - Yep this is when he really needs to step up but sadly I don't think he will (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 11:27:09
    - EKFHSKL:FHKL:ZSDJFHSDKLJFHKPSDHFKSDJF:SD KHF (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 11:27:23
ARSE (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 11:15:59
FUCKING HELL! what a catch (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 11:15:54
- I am rather fetching (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 11:17:06
  - Rather be felching more like (n/m) (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Aug 7, 11:19:55
    - urrrghh, disgusting little man (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Aug 7, 11:22:18
  - lolliwood (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 7, 11:18:38
BUGGER, fist gone. ;-( (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 7, 11:15:48
1 down (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 11:15:41
200k for Danny Graham? We've really missed out there (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 11:14:57
- Where's he gone? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 11:26:00
  - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 12:04:07
  - Watford (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 11:26:39
- ?550k potential with a 15% sell-on innit. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 11:23:06
  - ahh 30k every 15 games till 75 (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 11:27:08
    - Depends. Can't say I know anything about the player or his potential. Enlighten me? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 11:32:06
      - rugged imposing sort of striker (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 11:58:42
        
        Goodness. How many Carlisle games did you watch in the last 2 season? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 12:23:32
        
        and another (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 12:25:32
        
        another what? It was a serious question! I know fuck all about our players... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 12:27:06
        
        Nothing at all like Iwan then (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 11:59:53
        
        grow up (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 12:01:47
        
        Well, you say he does nothing all game then scores two. Iwan was a hard working (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 12:03:57
        
        I made two points "rugged and imposing" What bit of that didn't you get? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 12:09:58
        
        Well that's me told. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 12:20:19
        
        Sorry for being like that, but too many people do that on here (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 12:21:57
        
        Agree. I always thought he was a good link-up man. Total knackered at the tail end of 2004 (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 12:07:18
celtic vs arsenal (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 11:13:19
- brilliant (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 7, 11:16:47
- is that the draw? (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 7, 11:16:04
  - yeah they drew each other (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 11:16:26
    - oh dear ! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 7, 11:16:59
That bloody Samsung jet phone advert really pisses me off. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 11:08:02
- http://www.campaignlive.co.uk/thework/ne ws/917723/Samsung-impatience-virtue-Grey -London/ (General Chat) - grumpy, Aug 7, 12:33:06
  - There's links in the title bar, title bar title bar. There's links in the title bar title (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 12:47:06
- i have no idea what you're on about. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 11:14:24
- Haha, telly goes on mute when it comes on (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 11:12:39
  - Automatically? That's useful. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 11:21:07
    - at least the poo at pauls advert is back (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 11:27:58
- All adverts piss me off (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 7, 11:10:35
  - Mostly the work of the devil. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 7, 11:14:51
  - I hate the wanky straplines. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 11:14:41
terrible umpiring (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 11:03:46
Kevin Piper gives us a big let off first ball. Warne's got a big ole monk on. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 11:02:08
- ha ha. Yes, he does (look like Kevin Piper). Fine spot. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 11:06:37
Radio Norfolk Match Commentaries (NCFC) - johncolt, Aug 7, 10:59:26
- ... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 11:14:27
  - y'see, i wondered about this sort of thing (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 11:17:34
    - Well, of course there is (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 7, 11:19:10
      - If you have an iPhone you can listen to it through the Wunder Radio App. (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 7, 12:11:32
        
        Really? How? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 12:14:48
      - Did Steve in Holland do it once? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 11:21:44
        
        Yeah, he did it for me once (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 7, 11:25:49
        
        Dogs and the missus. LOL. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 11:45:03
        
        i thought he did it through Skype in the way that Brandy's suggested? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 11:23:02
        
        I did it for Berlin Canary because he had paid, but couldn't use it on his Mac (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 11:23:49
      - When I am out of range I watch the game on teletext. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 11:21:09
  - ^^ PIRATE ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 7, 11:16:43
- Not that I know of. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 11:09:34
- The only way around this is to borrow another trusted canariesworld (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 7, 11:03:46
- Short answer (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 11:03:42
- The only way is via Canaries World. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 11:03:18
  - Oooooh.... nice. Looks like there'll be some match-day pestering for the link. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 11:13:30
    - As I say, confirm it with someone who knows what they're talking about. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 11:14:09
      - I very much doubt that it will work for free. It is a Flash stream this time around. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 11:23:02
Wouldn't it be great if one of the Big 4 lost their Champions League (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Aug 7, 10:57:43
- I saw Cluj FC here last year, they were Romanian champions (Other Football) - shoddy, Aug 7, 11:07:38
- Champions only, knock-out from the start for me. (Other Football) - APB, Aug 7, 11:03:51
  - Israel should be in the Middle East, not Europe (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 11:11:40
    - Aitch in the wrong place I think: Kazakhstan (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 11:13:28
  - Not a chance (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Aug 7, 11:09:01
Sky player is unavailable at the moment try again later - bugger (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Aug 7, 10:49:01
"Over the years, Norwich have usually had a main striker who would deliver 20 goals" (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:44:21
- Yeah I thought that was a very strange comment (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 10:49:34
- Asked this a while back. When was the last time we had a striker that actually did score (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:47:36
  - And even before that (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:52:19
    - Ah Drinks. Good call. He must have got over 20 (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 10:54:18
      - Scored 22 in his first season in the old Division Two (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:56:37
    - Earnie didn't, but I reckon he would've if he'd spent an entire season fit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:53:31
      - But he didn't. Ashton might have too, but didn't. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:54:32
        
        Queen Ashton. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 10:55:32
        
        Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 7, 11:08:09
        
        It always annoys me than Ben left off the question mark. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 11:12:45
  - Yep. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:50:07
    - Is that not 20 in a season? (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:57:43
    - Roberts only got 19 league goals in 98/99, but 4 in the cups so 23. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 10:53:12
      - He then got 19 in all comps the following 2 seasons. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 10:54:19
        
        19 goals each season, for 2 seasons. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 10:54:38
- Ted MacDougall (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 10:46:42
  - Fleck, Roberts, Sutton (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 10:51:50
    - Don't think Fleck ever managed 20 did he ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:53:04
      - According to Soccerbase he scored 40 league goals for us in 5 seasons (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:54:09
        
        I would have said spectacular rather than important (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 7, 11:06:23
      - He may have done 1st time around. Cant be arsed to look it up though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 10:53:46
No chance of Holt scoring tomorrow then (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:42:56
New season's come around quickly, hasn't it ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:42:18
new season tommorow...getting married 2day...happy days (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Aug 7, 10:41:36
- good luck and congrats n crap (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 12:13:27
- Good luck! (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:43:49
- Congrats, have a great great day, and a win for us tommorow (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 7, 10:42:05
Is Carlisle the furthest north away game we will play this season? (NCFC) - caley canary, Aug 7, 10:38:13
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 7, 10:39:02
That'll teach him ! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:37:20
Prior fit to play. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:34:08
- Harmy for Flintoff according to TMS. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:36:05
  - And England batting (n/m) (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:43:05
    - our decision? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 10:44:15
      - Yes. Aussies have left the spinner out. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 10:46:55
      - Yes. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:46:52
      - I'm guessing not. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:46:25
        
        then you're wrong. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 10:47:22
        
        Isn't it overcast? (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 10:48:12
        
        A nice weather lady just said that there is clumpy cloud which is starting to break up (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 10:52:35
        
        Was it one of the nice BBC Yorkshire weather ladies? (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:54:55
        
        It is starting to brighten up here I spoze, albeit 30-40 miles away. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:51:19
        
        But the pitch looks flat according to Strauss. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:50:42
        
        Won't stop it swinging though (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 10:51:58
        
        That's the point, I think. (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:52:55
        
        Is Brett Lee back? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:52:38
        
        Yes. Is it very hooomid up there? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 10:55:26
        
        It is quite humid here, yes. Exceptionally humid overnight, I was sweating like a bastard (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 11:00:19
        
        No. (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:55:25
        
        Oh (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 10:57:09
        
        Besides, he's too quick to swing it. (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:56:37
        
        Is it online? (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 11:12:43
        
        He used to get some wicked last inswing (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 10:59:54
        
        *late* (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 7, 11:00:17
        
        Shows what I know. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:47:56
        
        That's you wrong then. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:47:21
  - oohhh - career defining moment for him... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 10:39:12
    - Bet they still don't fancy him much. (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:41:30
    - His first ball to go directly to 2nd slip. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:40:22
Team News - Wiggins Out, Askou cleared to play but still waiting on clearance for Maric (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 10:25:57
- International clearance? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 7, 10:32:59
  - Shoulda Woulda Coulda. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 7, 10:34:23
The Amish speak 'Pennsylvania Dutch', which is in fact a dialect of German. The Amish term (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 10:14:07
We get a good note in Page71 of the Sun Today. (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 10:12:34
- Wigan, Portsmouth, Bolton, Blackburn, Wolves, Birmingham and Burnley (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:19:20
  - and Fulham (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:20:31
- Wigan, Blackburn, Fulham, Burnley (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:14:50
  - Bolton not Burnley? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 10:16:03
    - Wigan, Portsmouth, Bolton, Blackburn, Fulham all below are avg of 24,542 (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 10:17:39
    - Aha, yes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:17:00
How often is Noble at West Ham going to get a game this season? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:02:10
- Neville a good choice for you fant team. Noble - caution. Cant see too many clean sheets (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Aug 7, 10:08:40
  - eh? Neville isn't really a points scorer as a defensive midfielder (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 10:17:51
    - I've gone with Neville on the bench, Noble in the starting XI. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:19:20
    - Neville got loads of points last year. Cheap. Plays every game. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Aug 7, 10:18:57
- I think Noble will play quite a bit. And take some pens (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 10:07:59
- Noble is a starter and yes Phil Neville is captain at Everton (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 10:06:57
FAO Lee of the yella variety (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 7, 09:59:04
No Flintoff, no hope. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 09:52:27
- Way I look at it is: (General Chat) - caley canary, Aug 7, 10:15:21
  - If we win this one, Flintoff MUST play the final test (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 10:19:40
- bloody hope so we've got hopt I've got tickets for day 4/5 (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Aug 7, 10:06:05
- Prior is having problems now.. (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 10:05:37
  - Nugget. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:06:19
    - OFFICIAL. Prior had a spasm. CHAOS (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 10:22:22
      - You don't want a spasm. Terrible business. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 10:24:07
        
        Passed fit now. They were suggesting that Bruce French was going to play for a bit LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 10:34:10
        
        WW2. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:35:31
        
        Well Gower said that both French and Collingwood had done a warm up with the gloves. Shame (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 10:41:08
- Just seen that. Difficult decision to make. (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 09:57:42
- According to Bummble, Sidebottom's playing (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 7, 09:55:16
- And except (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 7, 09:54:21
- Predicitons? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 09:53:35
  - FFS - the amount of times i mis-spell that word... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 09:57:16
    - Probably 9. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 09:58:38
- Exactly (if he is picked) (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 09:53:25
Tomorrows game (NCFC) - roland rat, Aug 7, 09:48:20
- FourFourTwo have us down to finish 15th (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 7, 10:35:16
- Oh I'm not. Lisbie is dangerous player in Lg1. They've had a good steady squad for a while (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Aug 7, 09:51:26
- Yellalee - What's the general prediction for tomorrow from the Prediction League? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 09:51:08
  - 63 predicitons, 52 wins, 9 draws, 2 losses. The Wrath expects... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 09:56:30
    - 9 is the answer (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 10:11:07
    - Make that 53 wins (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 7, 10:00:41
      - I went for a draw - think tomorrow will be one of our hardest home games (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 10:07:31
        
        Because it is a derby ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 10:09:29
        
        a few reasons - I dodn't consider Colchester a derby (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 10:21:14
        
        agree on support. There fans are very passsionate and a good bunch if you (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 10:25:18
        
        all in all as you can tell I think Colchester are 'decent' (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 10:24:18
Gutted I miss the first game of the season. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 7, 09:41:10
- It's my niece's Birthday - but fuck her and her 4 year old party!!! OTBC. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Aug 7, 09:48:07
  - Paedophile (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 7, 09:55:42
    - I thought that but didn't dare write it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 10:05:01
Just been headhunted for my perfect job, except it is in London. Arse (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 09:39:19
- Shock Horror - SIH makes really modest post for a change (n/m) (General Chat) - fond, Aug 7, 10:16:37
  - I didn't think it was particularly modest. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 10:46:10
    - I didn't think it was or wasn't ! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 12:01:20
- Thats mainly a VB4 / DBASE3 job so right up your street. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 09:45:09
  - lollipops (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 10:14:20
FAO Yellalee... (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 7, 09:16:50
- Yellalee (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 10:02:31
Oh no (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 09:16:09
- INFLATABLE PLASTIC BANGY TUBES DO MY FUCKING HEAD IN. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 09:23:12
  - Oh come on! Unless football is branded at every available opportunity (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 7, 10:02:35
  - my winter thermally cycling top thingie has Aviva on it (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 09:28:04
  - I knew this would go down well... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 09:27:10
    - so we can hold you personally responsible for failing to stop it... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 09:30:08
      - I think you are grossly overestimating my authority... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 09:40:15
        
        i'll get the Wanted postes printed up right now then... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 7, 09:43:06
- CUNTS. I cant stand flags or those wanky things. Sleath pinning me thinks. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Aug 7, 09:22:42
  - Yes. Sleath pinning. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 09:26:02
    - (I don't know what that means, altho I do know a man called Mr Sleath (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 09:26:31
      - I think it means popping the inflatable plastic bangy tubes with pins in a stealthy fashio (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 09:29:10
        
        OK. And are we gonna get my friend Mr Sleath to do it then? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 7, 09:30:03
        
        I don't think he has anything to do with it. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 09:41:07
- Collect them all up and have a bonfire (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 09:19:37
- I can add them to my collection of shit scarves they handed out last year. The ones with a (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 09:17:48
  - My friend got two of those for his daughters (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 09:30:16
    - They were total rubbish. Typical AVIVA fuck up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 09:44:20
We need a BBC2 season of tributes..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 09:14:22
- Oh that's quite sad news - RIP (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 09:21:50
  - Agree. PT&A and Ferris were awesome films (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 7, 09:54:48
S Fry gone down in my estimation (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 7, 09:13:09
- I think it's quite funny that he's got "Free Gary" written across his face. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 09:19:03
  - Maybe it's a reference to Holt's contract with Col U. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 09:25:27
WOTB Fantasy Premier League (Other Football) - Massif Attack, Aug 7, 08:45:51
- Yes there is, I set one up (Other Football) - samcd84, Aug 7, 09:06:42
  - 133601-46329 (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Aug 7, 09:08:45
FT England 2 Aussies 0 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jim Nasium, Aug 7, 08:27:45
- FUCK! GOAL! 0-1 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 7, 09:18:28
  - NO! Offside. Lol See Ponting celebrating near the Umpy? (n/m) (Other Sports) - songwriter, Aug 7, 09:21:19
- Not sure about our team but I think I would play (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Aug 7, 08:56:47
- Graham Swann's twat suggesting that they were roused by a fire alarm this morning. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 08:51:53
Does anyone else have problems with the Sky/Sun/Times websites making their computers go s (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 00:24:52
- Sky Sports website has a lot going on and I try to avoid it (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 7, 08:58:28
  - I noticed it with the Times... (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 09:26:49
    - And poomers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 09:30:58
    - And clump? (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 7, 09:29:50
      - Well it would be rude not to have the odd glance at page 3... (General Chat) - Small, Aug 7, 09:36:44
      - Yeah, they love clump, too, the Sun. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 09:32:51
        
        and KILLER CHIPMUNKS!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 09:58:51
bellamy (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 00:15:29
- Get in there! Bellars you are a 'kin legend. (n/m) (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Aug 7, 10:37:56
- alright (Other Football) - pants, Aug 7, 00:45:35
  - What was it he said again ? Something about drums and huts or something ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 7, 09:22:25
Wibble!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 00:12:17
nice words from sky website (NCFC) - conkers, Aug 7, 00:01:29
- Leeds still deluded by the "big" team syndrome... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Aug 7, 08:26:00
  - Well! (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 7, 09:57:28
- It wasn't Don Goodman that said that about us, was it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 7, 00:31:17
  - Found it by putting the whole lot in Google! (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 7, 00:46:51
    - test (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 7, 11:48:17
      - ... (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 13:53:48