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My 51p (?4.50 with postage) HDMI cable works perfectly (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 4, 22:29:02
- a bit like pc world sells 1gb mem sticks for 9.99 (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 22:54:41
  - PC World never fail to disappoint (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 4, 22:59:26
  - I don't know that really, but accessories imo, are one of the reasons shops stay open now (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 22:56:47
    - Its the same with online companies like Apple and Dell (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 4, 23:00:51
      - I went into pc world just to see if they had a wireless keyboard (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 23:29:04
My biggest wrath moment of the day, my rehash of the scouting for girls song (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 22:12:24
- disappointment (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 22:12:57
  - lol (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 22:14:10
good news i my 9 year old son now say scum when he see an ipswich shirt (General Chat) - wayneo, Sep 4, 21:34:07
- I'm thinking the last two are inter-changable (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 4, 21:48:28
- Well wayneo...thats an interesting 6th thread (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 4, 21:42:55
- are you also a 9 year old? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 21:38:24
  - I think wayneo has posted that he has a son with special needs (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 21:52:57
    - how are you enjoying the Jarrold Stand? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 21:58:58
      - it ok but not as good as the barclay (n/m) (General Chat) - wayneo, Sep 4, 22:03:04
      - the view is excelllent, slightly less moaning, no queues for the loos (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 22:02:27
        
        I miss Mr Creosete going onto one, we have all the same (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 22:09:44
        
        Oo er, do you have one of those cushioned seats camcan? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 22:03:34
  - no a lot older (n/m) (General Chat) - wayneo, Sep 4, 21:42:07
- Will you reckon it is good news when he posts on here as incoherently as you do? (n/m) (General Chat) - BFG, Sep 4, 21:37:32
Night shift signing in 8 minutes late. (NCFC) - the101ers, Sep 4, 21:10:50
Scotland 3 - 1 up...... (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 21:09:16
N4 N4 N4 (General Chat) - Stoopish, Sep 4, 20:38:00
- LONDON IS SHIT (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 20:56:20
  - it rocks the cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Sep 4, 21:01:54
    - No, it's full of cocks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 21:03:19
      - indeed it is (General Chat) - Stoopish, Sep 4, 21:15:05
        
        Sounds like the Caulfield residence (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 21:17:06
Roeder blames directors of football (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 4, 20:32:53
- Thats different, because he would have been chosen/appointed by the manager. (NCFC) - steven, Sep 4, 21:12:46
- I guess he would have done (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 20:39:27
Donating used computers (General Chat) - love win or die, Sep 4, 18:59:43
- Have you tried the Glitter foundation? (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, Sep 4, 20:43:56
  - or the new McGlitter Burger? (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 21:32:06
- Try putting "computer recycling charity" into Google... (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Sep 4, 19:50:57
- Freecycle (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 19:13:40
  - Some things can never be destroyed... (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 19:39:33
    - Captain Scarlett (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 20:09:33
    - Best thing to do is tell them not to look at the contents of the hard disk (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 19:44:03
  - What are they like? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 19:25:51
    - re pc (General Chat) - love win or die, Sep 4, 19:30:43
      - charity shop? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 19:36:17
        
        re charity shop (General Chat) - love win or die, Sep 4, 19:43:03
        
        can I have one? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 20:00:51
Keegan has resigned. :( (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 18:54:55
- haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 19:33:59
  - So two English Premier League managers (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 20:11:22
    - I thought that the other day......... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 4, 20:36:13
Quick News snippet (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 18:44:17
Here's Roooder on 5 live if anyone missed it....... (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 18:25:27
FFS!! why wont they talk to Cullum... (NCFC) - loz, Sep 4, 18:18:26
- because he would run it as a businees (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 4, 19:09:21
  - That's what worries me (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 19:39:50
    - doesn't bother me we need to be harder (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 4, 20:33:48
    - Why? Football isn't about some lovey dovey family picnic (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 4, 20:28:43
      - Didn't know you sat next to Delia (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 21:16:14
        
        lol, I doubt even she is that bad:-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 4, 22:00:02
        
        was just working out whom i sat next to last match (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 21:24:46
  - I thought that was the point of the Turners? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 19:14:40
- because the wrath wants a Graham to run the club (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 18:24:35
  - OK (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 18:37:10
    - you can damn well put a skirt on and high heels and serve me my half time pint (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 19:02:06
      - Ok (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 19:14:11
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 19:34:09
    - Oh, and camcan can have the marketing gig (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 18:42:45
- Guess what: we don't know (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 4, 18:22:08
  - Equally, don't archant do the opposite of him (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 18:39:15
    - No, the stuff in Archant is just sensationalist crap in order to catch the eye (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 18:46:09
      - True (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 18:48:24
    - I'm not sure archant are necessarily 'anti-Delia' (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 4, 18:42:09
      - That's why it gets on my nerves so much why Cullum can just (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 18:46:35
        
        Sorry most idiotic thing I have ever heard (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 4, 22:54:12
        
        Where do you get the idea he clicks his fingers and Archant come running? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 18:51:27
        
        I just find it pretty undignified and messy that he uses the media to try and buy the club (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 18:54:34
        
        I know you do (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 19:03:09
    - he's become a bit (well a lot) incomprehensible though (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 18:40:45
    - I presume you meant this to be further down? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 4, 18:40:23
      - yeah, oops (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 18:42:08
STEENO STEENO STEENO STEENO STEENO STEENO. I like Steeno. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 18:02:53
- Saw him in Philip Browne on my lunch break today. (n/m) (Other Football) - Thomo, Sep 4, 19:13:49
  - Did you not go and say hello? (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 19:24:47
- Hate the way they introduce all the guests and then go to the Traffic and Travel. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 18:10:34
Idea as to why Waghorn is so much up Delias arse. More Cullum character assination follows (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 17:51:17
- Could Ferrari be the connection? Spin again (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 4, 21:39:13
- Doesn't seem that bad to me... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:57:20
  - I'm with OG - Waghorn is the king of tools (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 4, 18:21:32
    - I'm with WOTB - JudgeFudger is the king of tools (NCFC) - WalterTheSofty, Sep 4, 18:37:15
      - Cheers Walter, it's been *a while* old friend (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 4, 18:48:40
      - splendid wrathing (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 18:41:23
Whilst we're doing London, if I had oodles of cash my London preference would be (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:45:18
- I live the north side of Finsbury Park (General Chat) - Stoopish, Sep 4, 20:34:53
- Islington - hmmm postcode gangs and crap bars (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 4, 18:26:10
  - I prefer Highgate to Hampstead (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 18:28:27
    - I was in Hampstead (General Chat) - The Judge, Sep 4, 18:39:55
- Top 2 yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:48:03
  - I used to drive past that tree a lot (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:54:33
  - Err..Richmond Hill? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 17:49:58
    - I no understand... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:53:50
      - I can see what's happened here, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 17:57:26
        
        Ah, I see... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:59:36
        
        I'm seriously considering moving abroad, prob France or Spain. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 18:01:53
On the Scrimmage tonight.........................VOLLEYKI NGSTEENO............. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 17:34:02
- I love Steeno (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:40:30
  - Amen. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 17:41:36
Probably ww2, but... (NCFC) - Culverhouse, Sep 4, 17:25:53
- family club first (NCFC) - DCM, Sep 4, 17:34:14
  - restaurant second (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 17:36:32
    - Richard Third (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 17:38:11
      - Henry Fourth (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 17:40:33
        
        Johnny Five (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 17:40:52
        
        Henry XI (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 18:07:37
        
        Blakes Seven (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 18:00:06
        
        half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 18:16:05
        
        Graham Nine (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 17:53:19
        
        News at ten (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 18:39:31
        
        Emma Leven (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 18:53:01
- No director of marketing at NCFC cc - time for you to make an approach?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:31:08
  - I'd love it (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:37:06
  - that lips smacking sound he makes every time he opens his mouth to speak (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 17:32:44
    - Yes, Sian Lloyd does that too and her jaw cracks as well... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:37:35
      - Don't take it out on the cat (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 17:50:22
        
        Yeah, but the Mrs enjoys it which spoils the moment for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:58:09
What's for tea/supper/dinner? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 17:20:21
- Not sure - probably a stir fry. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 17:43:13
- bacon and avocado salad (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:37:33
- I'm having baked salmon too! (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 17:24:55
  - Would you like me to be Mrs Yarmyyarmy? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 17:28:43
- We're having dinner at a chummers place so dunno. Please note venue TH - Crouch End (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:22:18
The sky in Norwich is looking the most black i have ever seen in my life. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Duke of Norfolk, Sep 4, 17:14:11
- Sun shining on Thorpe Road (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 4, 17:18:56
  - Yeah got caught outside sainsburys pound lane in (General Chat) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 17:26:01
  - I prefer up riches myself (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:23:52
- racist (n/m) (General Chat) - phelans tash, Sep 4, 17:18:50
- Sunny down south. (General Chat) - snowman, Sep 4, 17:17:17
- I find the sky gets pretty damn black around sunset every day (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 17:16:03
  - Yeah, I noticed that too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:16:35
i saw a northerner in norwich today (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 17:07:55
- I'm no northernist but that made me laugh (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 17:12:07
hurricane barry just hit norwich (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 17:02:24
- haha. The most feeble hurricane ever (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 17:09:37
Oh thursday, Scrimmage tonight then. Should be interesting. Wonder who's on? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 16:54:59
- Tonight's guests (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 4, 17:10:59
- Flem 4 POTS (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 17:03:01
  - or GOTS (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 17:05:03
- me too. I just hope it's Goreham not that Matthew Gudgeon, that makes or breaks the scrimm (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 17:02:21
  - Yup, i agree with that. That Bird was worse though (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 17:04:50
    - That's how I felt criticising the female commentator on MOTD but she was rubbish!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 17:08:39
      - That's ok because the nearly all the male ones a rubbish too. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 17:10:52
      - unfortunately women's voices aren't good when excitement levels rise (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:10:18
        
        it just reminds me of when i used to record myself as a 7 year old commentating on Dale (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 17:13:39
You can say you're N16 but it's obvious you're E5 - stop worrying about it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:45:19
- Regardless of the region, odd is always better than even (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:51:57
  - What's the criteria here please cc? How does one apply this rule? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:54:49
    - easy - just think of an area and how it compares (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:01:15
      - OK, let's check it out North London stylee... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:09:57
        
        Blimey, you really do have super-bourgeois taste, don'tcha? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 17:13:40
        
        I'm not aware there is an area in inner North London called Cringleford so no... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:15:20
        
        Eye can't spill Finchley it seams (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:10:34
        
        Nor Shepherd's (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 17:23:38
        
        Oh yeah, good point well made... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:25:03
        
        Quackarama (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:25:34
        
        Oh yeah, good point well made... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:25:03
        
        haha (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:12:34
      - Am afraid this doesn't work for N16 and N17, camcan (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 17:03:41
        
        always exceptions... (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:04:53
    - ocd (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:59:01
- Nope. Full of w@nkers. No other word for them (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:51:52
  - Tsk, "chocca" - racist. That defo makes you more E5 than N16 (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:53:11
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:56:15
- E1 or bust I reckon. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 4, 16:49:43
- W12 is where it's at....... (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 16:48:31
  - Sheperd's Bush?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:51:59
    - Kinda, between Bush and H'smith although equal distance to Chiswick, if I'm trying to (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 16:59:53
      - Brackenbury? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:01:51
        
        Between Stamford brook and The Askew Road. It's actually a bit rough in the jungle, but (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 17:07:26
        
        I lived in Ravenscourt Park for a bit (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:08:22
        
        ah 5 mins from me, a few more knives knocking about these days!! (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 17:10:17
        
        I do like Chiswick especially Strand on the Green (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:13:33
    - Brook Green Borders! (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:52:38
      - Is that the place we didn't get thrown out of? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:55:33
        
        No that was just something on Shepherd's Bush Green (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:58:10
My 2 cents on Delia's 2 Mil (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 4, 16:38:12
- Sneaky old Delia. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 16:50:14
- Very cynical IMO (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Sep 4, 16:49:43
- Rubbish!why would she (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:49:38
  - Sorry that was "let us face" and not "not let us face" (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:51:26
- "Her responsibility to fill" (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 16:44:02
  - Do you really think we're (were) that close? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:45:08
    - (were) meaning alternative to are (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:45:31
      - Who knows? (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 16:47:56
        
        I'm glad she has but then I realise that I'm not that good at being negative... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:50:43
        
        I think she's supplemented as well as plugging (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:50:38
- 2 cents? not very generous, can't you at least stretch to a dollar? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 16:39:28
Just perusing the Power 100 looking for investors (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:28:38
- me neither (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 4, 16:35:01
  - I met him once (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:36:57
This day's gone wrong (General Chat) - APB, Sep 4, 16:28:30
- would you offer to buy Delia's shares if you won? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:33:43
  - Nor would I, I would want to stick a decent amount of cash in though (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 16:41:32
  - I won 100m I'd give Nodge 20m (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:40:25
    - I would give 50 mill to NCFC (General Chat) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:58:46
    - I might give them 10m (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 16:44:21
    - Would you go to any games though? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 16:44:04
    - I figured that if 92m were coming my way (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:42:08
      - That's my thinking, though being on the board might be ok. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 16:46:07
        
        you mean (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:48:24
        
        yup. I could do the nasty, its just might all go a bit Mike Ashley that's all. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 16:51:23
    - easy to say that now (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:41:34
      - What did you did in that position? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:44:57
- You do know though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:30:39
ATTN: Garry Brooke off of here. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:18:37
Sorry for doubting you DELIA! :):):) (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:11:44
- You've changed your tune (NCFC) - Bob in France, Sep 4, 16:22:39
  - I have always been the (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:28:42
- Are you ok? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 4, 16:20:50
  - Think he's a bit queer an all (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:26:27
    - Come on, Holland (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 16:32:23
      - Why in the name of God do you want one of those? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:48:45
        
        Apparently she was in Miss Worlds (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 16:52:50
        
        I've tried for you (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 16:57:48
        
        closest I can find (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:59:55
        
        Found it! (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 17:07:08
        
        That int real silly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 17:12:45
        
        I'd worked that out by now. Shame (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 17:17:28
        
        Cor. I'd've tried to have a go on her in 1984. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 17:06:12
        
        I've seen a pic of her in a 'beauty' contest and she's no Jolie that's for sure (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:57:04
        
        I'd like to be in Miss Worlds. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:56:54
        
        I'm fairly sure it's restricted to women (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 16:59:13
        
        I don't think he meant he wanted to compete in it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 17:02:03
    - Nah very straight :) (n/m) (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:30:00
  - LOL when i am happy i write concisely :) (n/m) (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:24:26
    - I'm warming to you (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:25:06
- I love Delia (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 16:15:30
  - Would you? (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 16:22:30
    - nope, no no no no no (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 16:27:58
      - hmm I would as long as she wears decent make up and cooks up some of her cheese and herb (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 16:35:49
selwyn seems very happy today - how very queer... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 15:45:50
- hello panda (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:47:10
  - He's calling you queer (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 15:53:12
    - not bothered,do i look bothered! (: (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:55:06
      - you are in a very good day today Sellers, (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:12:19
        
        And barclayspirit just done an almost readable post. All very odd (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 16:16:09
        
        I know, I agreed with that too (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:22:13
        
        ^^^stick a 'mood' somewhere in the message title (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:13:38
        
        ... and get rid of 'day' (but not the 'day' that makes up 'today') (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:14:30
        
        May have asked this before. But why the obsession with the, er, 'wrong 'un'? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:15:33
        
        I've wondered the same thing (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:20:42
        
        Never understood it myself... (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 16:20:08
        
        do you think that's why gay men have anal sex then? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:19:30
        
        man's g spot is in the bum innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:23:15
        
        which would explain it from the receiver's point of view, but for the giver i mean (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:25:10
        
        tighter hole? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:26:51
        
        this is it, men have no other hole though (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:28:13
        
        cake (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:32:15
        
        wrong area of the body (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:37:10
        
        you just said they had no other hole (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:43:04
        
        as you were saying pants, nights are drawing in and getting a little cooler (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:26:39
        
        I only want to stroke your hair (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:18:46
        
        Perhaps he's going a bit baldy, like me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:19:33
        
        and me (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:21:22
        
        that makes more sense (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:38:42
        
        oh (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:42:21
        
        eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:23:41
        
        well I ain't bald, or going bald (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:29:50
        
        but he looks like a weasel (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:21:16
        
        I do not look like a weasel. That was Denzel. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:22:12
        
        oh apologies. what/who do you look like then? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:24:14
        
        Nerve touched. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:23:20
        
        Nope. Big bags under my eyes today tho (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:34:00
        
        yes we are. Are you not? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 16:16:55
- I did actually click on his user name (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:46:16
  - I have to say he's freaking me out a little (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 16:05:13
    - I do know what you mean (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:06:37
      - chuckle. Yes that's it, its like he's struggling to hold it all in before snapping in (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 16:08:21
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:46:39
Roeder interview on 5Live earlier today (NCFC) - thebarclayprince, Sep 4, 15:34:49
- Good wannit (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:36:17
Chimp raping a frog. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:29:23
- he ppl wasnt black if u listen 2 the language they speakin u dumb fuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 15:54:58
- I Popbitched before you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 15:46:09
  - Panda - glad to see you now agree I'm in Stokey rather than Clapton btw (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 15:51:48
    - You're in Clapton and get over it and I'm hopefully moving too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 15:55:32
      - (Highbury is full of w@nkers, by the way....) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:01:18
        
        That's why he's moving there (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:05:21
        
        That is very true (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:47:38
      - I refer the Honourable Panda..... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 15:58:27
    - to where are you moving? (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:54:05
      - Staying in London. Indeed staying in Stoke Newington (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 15:55:07
        
        can I come round and stroke your hair? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 15:56:26
        
        I don't think so, no. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 15:59:27
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:05:31
        
        I bet Muddy Funster would (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:07:39
        
        My niece has a bear, and it's called Shaggingtons (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:17:29
        
        I once had a flatmate who had a teddy bear called 'muff' (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:23:24
        
        I've known some ladies whose muffs were bare. What a coincidence. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:27:26
  - You always get it before I do. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:49:03
- page 2 of comments (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 15:34:21
  - then 3 (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 15:35:17
- "Well thats one way to get genital warts.... " (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 15:33:32
- sick! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:30:41
LATEST NEWS: Uncles of Jade Goodys boyfriend possibly in talks about investing (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 4, 15:22:12
- Said nephew has just gone to prison for 18 months (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 15:49:31
  - He'll be out in? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:51:09
    - Half eight Nine years ago (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 15:53:35
- Get well soon Jade (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:38:22
- I hate Jade Goody but (NCFC) - willy the pimp, Sep 4, 15:32:06
  - Are you a Norfolk inbred? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 15:46:37
    - Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - willy the pimp, Sep 4, 16:53:01
    - aren't we all? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:48:12
      - Well I'm not. I was referring more to the "Essex tart" comment... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 15:50:12
        
        bit like all the northern sillyness (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:54:11
        
        Get back down your pit and eat your gruel, Scotchman. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 15:56:51
        
        oh I see (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:52:31
- THE PLOT THICKENS! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:26:01
  - Problem is, the way things are going with football at the moment.. (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 4, 15:32:43
    - I would imagine that there are many local businessmen of similar (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:42:43
      - or maybe he is talking to A club. maybe Diss,Watton or Dereham or something! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:44:30
        
        that's my hunch too (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:45:50
    - true-how much did it say he was worth? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:33:44
      - ... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 4, 15:35:15
        
        are i see-thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:38:28
  - Certainly. Can't be any thicker than Jane Goody (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 15:28:03
    - Laughing about 'stringent requirements' (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:28:37
  - Come on then selwyn... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 4, 15:26:43
    - lol.pass! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:27:57
      - If Jade Goody was amongst your pigs, would you notice? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:39:05
        
        prob not (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:41:26
        
        You happy about Antoine? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:43:06
        
        yes ,very (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:45:05
Value of the club (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 4, 15:21:49
- Yes, but over a period of 10 years you could expect some accrual (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 17:15:26
- ?30 and 9 (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 15:27:57
- all seems a mess to me mate-so many figures being banded about,who knows what the thruth i (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:24:21
Dear Bristol. Hang in there!!!!! XXOO (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 15:21:44
- Anyone got a picture of Sarah Palin in a bikini? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 15:42:56
  - oh dear (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:45:17
    - I'd at least like to judge those entries for myself (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 15:49:20
- ... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 15:22:23
  - I love Bristols too (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 15:28:16
Overheard on a plane on Monday... (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Sep 4, 15:20:35
I can see why Archant are so confooosed I have just tapped into a conversation (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 15:12:05
do we think mr cullum will takeover the club? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:07:47
- don't think so. All mouth and trousers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 15:22:05
- hope so (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 15:13:11
- seriou question-im not trying to wind anyone up-for what its worth,i think he will (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:11:31
- We can't continue without him (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 15:10:54
  - What have you done with your G? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:13:40
    - He gave it to Greg's the Bakers. Now they're Gregg's. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 15:15:11
      - I see (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:37:54
    - I pu it in my manGina (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 15:14:58
      - *put* (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 15:15:38
        
        you've forgetten the password haven't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:31:37
        
        My password is "pantsisatwat" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:33:55
        
        No it isn't. I just tried that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 15:39:00
        
        His password is ArseBroomFace (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 15:49:21
        
        dunt be daft, it's PENS (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:07:53
        
        hahahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:43:23
        
        ralf (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:35:46
  - i wouldnt go that far-there will always be a NCFC (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:12:53
  - Yes, of course we can (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 15:12:10
    - We are will be bankrupt if he or a person of his ilk is not found soon (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 15:13:14
      - Not necessarily (although it's possible since we make year on year losses) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 15:25:30
hello everyone-how are we all? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:02:34
- Very well thanks. (NCFC) - snowman, Sep 4, 15:25:08
  - im good tar-wedding plans going well? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:29:05
    - Yes mate. (NCFC) - snowman, Sep 4, 15:58:56
- What's your take on Delia's 2m injection then ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 15:13:07
  - havnt heard anything about that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:14:50
- we're very well selwyn. How are you? (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:04:46
  - 1995, Mistar, Trampled to death by a herd of pigs that stormed the pitch. (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:07:40
  - lol.im fine thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:05:46
- Hi (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:04:44
  - hello pants (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:06:10
Doomcaster (ROFL LOL) speaks linky linky loo loo........ (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:40:13
- A little jibe at Cullum & Archant? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 15:02:35
  - Very true (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 15:10:55
- I have it on good authority that Doncaster lost one testicle after a school rugby accident (n/m) (NCFC) - grumpy, Sep 4, 14:43:23
  - test (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 14:52:19
    - hello lovely old job,hows you? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 14:59:12
      - I am lovely old job thank you for asking, how are you? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 15:12:28
        
        tickerty boo matey thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:16:05
      - ^^^Groomer Alert (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 15:04:33
  - Luckily for him though he found one on the way home under a brick. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:50:31
Brom's run out of money on his holibobs (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 14:38:00
"Can't make up your mind? Why not try our Monk's Mussel Selection?" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:11:35
- Moules - luv 'em! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 4, 14:28:48
- Mrs mbk had mussels and there were about two to three thousand of them (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:19:40
  - Were they bigguns? (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 14:28:45
    - Probably about 2 to 3 feet in diameter (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:34:15
      - ... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 14:35:23
    - Wankers. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:30:36
    - Did IED serve you? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:29:54
      - hello camcan (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:01:55
      - He served me a tiddler (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 14:34:02
        
        it's spirits you mustn't have before/during oysters (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:35:37
  - A popular choice for Women I've noticed in Belgian venues (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 14:27:43
  - I really like mussels (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:20:51
    - What about Marmite? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:21:20
      - I had Bovrils on toast this morning. A lot of people say "Eeeergh Bovrils on toast? It's (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:22:43
        
        Bov on toast with loads of butter is my FAVE!!!! (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 14:52:39
        
        I had a banana in a multigrain roll (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:24:56
        
        I had a banana granary sandwich for breakfast (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 14:28:02
        
        I agree (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:29:24
        
        I have banana and peanut butter sangwitches before long runs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:31:04
        
        On? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:31:48
        
        Is on a bit poi? What's your preferred preposition? In? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 14:33:36
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:44:57
        
        is poi pronounced pwah or poy? (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:36:36
        
        Poy, I believe (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 14:39:08
        
        oh okay. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:39:51
        
        Sorry. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:33:17
        
        Yes! MBK Said he might come too. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:37:00
        
        Oh, is that first? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:45:28
        
        Yeah. 20th September. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:46:56
      - Haven't yet. Bit scared. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:22:40
        
        Pretend (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:23:04
        
        Yeah, but I'll know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:23:48
        
        No if you don't tell (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:24:12
        
        Marmite and Laughing Cow sarnies are well nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:28:31
        
        Shut up then, 'cos if you say, I'll know then, and then I won't be able to pretend. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:26:06
        
        Mum's the word. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:26:14
- Monk's Love Mussels (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:16:34
- The Mussels from Brussels (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:15:12
Spot the ref (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:42:52
- Macreena? (General Chat) - snowman, Sep 4, 13:53:50
  - He comes from the Gambia he is a lovely mover (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 13:56:13
  - When her name was mentioned to me (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:56:09
    - The cleaner looks like he could do with a clean himself (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:57:56
- Carol Story is McGonicle and Maureen Miles looks a bit like Malky (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:46:26
  - Surely Emma Kaye before Beth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 14:09:21
    - She is now Emma Marshall (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:13:43
      - Is Beth still up for it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:15:28
        
        Don't know (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:18:01
        
        Yeah, have a word. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:41:59
    - Hmmm. No. Not wild on either but they are probably the two most likely to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:11:19
      - There seems to be a lot of Kayes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:15:15
        
        Bit incestuous one may say (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:17:25
        
        Getting back to the original point.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:20:16
        
        Yes it is he (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:22:03
        
        so presumably he considers Loops to be a fancy foreigner who doesn't deserve a penalty? (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:26:34
        
        Rachel Cope is really really shiny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:16:44
        
        She's been at it hammer and tongs with Mr Farren. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:17:52
        
        How did you know? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:19:06
        
        I was the meat in the sandwich. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:20:37
        
        She is indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:17:37
  - ... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:53:01
- Jon Moss from Culture Clubs (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:43:48
My thoughts on Cullum / Turners / Delia (NCFC) - jayson blair, Sep 4, 13:41:23
- You've stolen my thoughts (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 4, 13:59:53
My trip to Norwich this year about the annual 5-a-side (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 4, 13:35:08
- count me in mate (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:03:38
  - I'm going to come along, make fuck-all noise and then complain about the lack of atmospher (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:18:48
    - i blame it on the loans (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 15:41:43
- Garry Brooke said he'd play (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:38:10
  - I don't think I did, actually. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:42:20
  - Twice? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:39:12
- Garry Brooke said he'd play (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:37:43
  - I don't think I did, actually. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:41:39
- OMG (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:37:10
BBQ - Open invitation! (General Chat) - SnakePitSteve, Sep 4, 13:31:29
- TYVM! Where's that then? Is it far from Cardiff? (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:35:02
  - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - SnakePitSteve, Sep 4, 13:56:54
  - whoosh (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Sep 4, 13:42:30
    - woof woof neigh neigh bang bang bang (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 4, 13:53:23
Only six weeks to go (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:28:38
I just watched the Highlights of our Reserve team...Josh Dawkin (NCFC) - songwriter81, Sep 4, 13:27:22
- he made the opposition look like part-time lower local league players. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 13:31:30
  - Who were we playing? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 13:35:13
    - Kirkley & Pakefield Earthquakes (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 13:42:10
    - Kings Arms XI (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:40:02
      - Toughie but here is a starter (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:58:25
        
        Ledley (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:59:53
        
        Flemking (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:00:57
    - Some part-time lower local league players. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 4, 13:39:17
- does he like fighting with doormen? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, Sep 4, 13:29:22
- Watch his space. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:28:10
  - Watch his pace (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:29:47
    - Remember Pacers? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:34:32
      - Minty Celtic opal fruits? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:37:41
        
        Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:39:35
      - That reminds me.. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:36:47
      - no (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:36:46
Roeder speaks out - linky linky loo loo....... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 4, 13:25:36
- I love Roeder (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:27:44
  - So do I (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:31:37
    - Nicky Campbell is the Prince of Darkness (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:41:12
    - I heared him this morning making a fucking racket with Jimi Hedrickses guitar (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:34:29
      - Grant was on T shite too (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:38:42
    - Nicky Campbell - He's a right Simon Jordan he is. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 4, 13:33:31
    - and Flecky. You go mental when he's in The King's (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:33:20
      - Does Flecky go in the Kings ? Probably on the way to Hon Wah unless (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:36:23
        
        Quite a lot of late. Garry Brooke goes mental. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:39:11
      - Yes, I do. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:35:27
- That was on the radio this morning (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:26:44
  - Really? There was me thinking it was a private conversation (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:28:05
    - No it was (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:29:01
      - :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:29:56
So which 6 of our contracted players do we think we had offers for ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:03:45
- Mumby, Cullemn, Denzel, Gibson, Graham and selwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:21:42
  - Emblem (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:30:26
    - Hughes? (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:32:32
    - and Daryl Russel (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:30:38
  - fool (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:23:18
    - Tomorrow for an early evening quickie.. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:35:05
    - I drank Islington dry of Stella last night... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:29:43
      - I love Islington Dry Stellar (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:30:37
        
        The Belgian Monk's good though (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:35:48
        
        I went there a couple of months ago and we done one what was 12%. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:41:20
        
        Can't see the link but is that what they call a 'donkey dick' (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 14:26:28
        
        That is brilliant. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:52:19
        
        I bet you think it is brillo pads until you want the chips at the bottom the metal cone. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:00:34
        
        They might give you a really long, slender fork. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:03:50
        
        I think I tipped it right up so vinegar splashed. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:23:55
        
        you should've ordered a bacon sarnie... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:48:02
        
        I love bacons (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:48:52
        
        i dunt (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:59:14
        
        shame, murmur, murmur, shame (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:25:22
        
        i love mepopmebangs (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 15:44:42
        
        Was it Kasteel ? Have you attempted Belzebuth yet ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:43:14
        
        It was Bush Amber or something. Ver nice, but we only done one of those because it was (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:47:04
        
        I'd have had a pint then. At the risk of mentioning Merka again, I was surprised to be (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:51:27
        
        Even if it was rubbish it'd be good becuase it's called the Belgian Monk. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:36:39
- semi, marshall, croft, martin, curo and fozzy (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, Sep 4, 13:18:13
- Flem? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:14:19
  - Bender (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:24:32
    - No (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:25:13
      - Is that a pun on Bedner and Wenger? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:28:48
        
        Bednar and Bendtner (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:29:57
  - squiz's little terrors, teacher was our ref last satday (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:19:15
    - pants-english translator required again please, someone. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 13:21:17
      - The ref on saturday teaches Squirrel's (who used to post out of here) children (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:24:30
        
        and he actually teaches squirrels (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:25:10
        
        Nuts (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:26:18
      - Their ref last week was Squiz's kids' teacher. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:23:58
        
        Not exactly (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:25:57
  - I am eating you dirty off putting bastard. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 13:15:16
- Matthew Gibson (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 13:10:33
  - Because he was playing for Central District against Port Adelaide (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:12:13
    - That's not our Gibson though (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 13:15:10
- Philip, Sarah, Rachel, Graham, Nigel and Simon (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:06:59
  - no one come in for me, or my missus (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, Sep 4, 13:20:43
    - Has she done that baby yet? That's supposed to be soon intut? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:22:38
      - nope shes hanging on (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, Sep 4, 13:26:34
  - In a comma van (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:09:05
    - Commer (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:13:55
      - that's the ticket, someone at school got picked up in one, and we used to laugh (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:25:50
  - Mary. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:08:58
- Croft rather than Chadders, I reckon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 13:05:50
  - could well be Croft and Chadders (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:17:07
  - I put Croft down first then changed my mind. Could well be. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:07:48
Missing the Cullum point (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Sep 4, 13:01:36
- Final point.... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 13:03:40
I live down the road from a "Special" School..... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:01:34
- thats not funny my son goto a special school (n/m) (General Chat) - wayneo, Sep 4, 14:02:45
- Jimmy Carr tastic! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 13:03:14
  - Two years ago...I sense a scum presence (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 4, 21:43:47
  - Going to see Frankie Boyle in Cardiff in November. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:06:32
    - I've seen Patrick Boyle at left back. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 13:13:18
    - "There is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:09:55
    - I like him. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:07:10
      - Me too (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:12:11
        
        me too (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Sep 4, 13:27:29
All the Braeburns I've eaten this week have tasted of soap - why's that? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:59:35
- Because you had them too close toy your Cox? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:33:47
- That's Lifebuoy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:03:56
- C'mon!! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:02:47
  - I think you will find that they are head & shoulders tastier than all other apples (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 13:05:47
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:08:17
  - Have they all been washed with soap? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:03:53
    - I don't know, I'm asking you. Use some pens (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:13:06
      - Oh. OK. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:15:41
        
        I knew it! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:24:30
Doncaster speaks to the press (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:58:10
- What does he say? That just links to a Canaries World advert for me (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:00:46
  - Dunno. Dint watch it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:03:59
- He's grown his hair. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:59:56
  - Yeah I would too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:06:19
    - No way, I've turned down better at 3 AM! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:09:39
    - I hope you are jesting. That is one hell of a munter. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:09:12
      - we're not all as buff as you (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:10:05
        
        dunt be daft (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:19:43
        
        I might look like Les Dawson in his last days but it wouldn't make her look any better! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:33:12
        
        yeah, yeah, chinny reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:46:34
        
        I reckon he saw fitter girls in America. Did you, Steve? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 13:22:30
        
        No. I saw fatter girls in America. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:33:24
        
        I hope he's got a picture of one called Bristol Mary (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:27:24
        
        I did a jump on a Bristol Mary once or twice. She was a ginger. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:34:07
        
        I said that at work yesterday. How come they're all red-faced and chewing at the furnitur (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:29:45
        
        No different to Brooklyn Beckham, Chelsea Clinton or that kid called No.13 bus shelter. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:37:37
  - Yes, and reminds me of a cross between Helen Chamberlain and Vicky Pollard (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:03:33
  - She had a bit of a podgy knitted tummy (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:03:16
    - I think that's what swayed his decision (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:06:52
    - Oi loik ut. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 13:04:37
      - reminds of that one from The Office (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:12:22
Doesn't get a semi at the thought of a poxy phone (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 12:57:18
- in agreement with Yarmy and still happy with his 6310i (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 13:00:53
- Doesn't get a semi at right back (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:59:46
- luddite (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:57:39
Minor point on the Cullum 'no contact' story, he does clearly say.... (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 12:52:39
- I thought it had already been established that Archant are making up all these stories? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 12:55:52
- Oh bollocks I've done it again CULLEN!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 12:53:56
  - Your thinking of Andrew Cullen (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:56:51
  - Er, no it's Cullum... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 12:54:55
  - oh hang on, no i haven't. Have i? Whats his fucking name again? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 12:54:53
    - Oh dear (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 12:57:25
      - Good suggestion, its lunch time. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 13:01:36
- I didn't phone him either and neither did my wife (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:53:43
I just bought a birthday card, on the outside it 'Hey it's your birthday' inside it said, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 12:46:22
- It's mine on Saturday (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:07:43
  - whoops, wrong place (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:08:21
    - Happy Birthday Pants' (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:21:41
      - Happy to help with the music venues (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:24:15
        
        I didn't realise you had replied. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:29:30
- It's mine on Wednesday (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:01:46
  - Happy Birthday, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:12:47
- It's mine on Sunday (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:56:10
- I'm 27 in a month or so, so you could send it to me, with a few alterations. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 12:53:33
- your mum (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:51:38
  - are you a fan of mum gags? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:21:15
    - Yes I am, but my mother refuses to wear them (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:34:52
    - Perhaps he's actually had a go on your Mum? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:22:21
      - he'd need a saddle... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:26:45
      - and weighed her norks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:26:09
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 12:47:05
Muddyfunster, if you won't do the sick joke I'll do one, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:46:21
Dan Grimmer... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 12:41:56
SSN ticker (NCFC) - David Brent, Sep 4, 12:41:25
- Excellent. That will be 4m in two days. Lovely old chef. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:42:09
- yup. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 12:41:45
  - See above re Grimmer and hare... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 12:44:20
    - Anyone who uses the word brand in association with football needs to be killed (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 12:48:59
Phone Advice (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:40:13
phone advice, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:32:24
phone advice (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:31:30
- or if you're drowning (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:33:51
  - not only that, but the phone companies won't repair it if it is water damaged (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:35:09
    - put a bit of sellotape over the water detector before you start drowning (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:36:09
      - or put it in a ziploc bag (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:36:49
  - or if you are in a room full of semtex and noise activated trigger devices (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:35:08
phone advice (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:30:14
phone advice (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:26:28
- Get a job at a telecoms company and then it is free (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:32:05
  - The vooty is a free upgrade apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:37:03
    - No such thing - you're paying for it on your contract. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:41:39
      - Apart from a Cherman Emperor, wtf is a Kaiser? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:43:37
        
        One of these intut (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:53:09
        
        Apparently it's derived from Caesar. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:47:42
        
        So's Czar (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 12:50:41
        
        and Zebra (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:51:32
        
        And Zlatan Ibrahimovic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 12:53:37
        
        No idea, Chief. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:46:11
        
        I want one. They sound well weapon. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:48:03
  - you really believe that? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:33:56
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:35:31
- Get something that you can ring and text people on - go pay as you go, and save between (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:30:35
  - can i go very far if I don't pay much? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:38:25
    - Yes, I would have thought so. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:41:13
  - I'm off to o2 simplicity tariffs as soon as my current contract expires. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:35:17
    - cold called by a bloke from Orange last night (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:38:57
      - rolph (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:40:15
        
        I had one a few months ago..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:45:52
        
        since you started it (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:48:31
        
        just before i clicked him off i heard him exclaim (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:41:57
        
        Imagine what he might have exclaimed if you'd said 'never' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:44:09
        
        i was thinking of giving him the full ten year embargo (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:45:25
  - get some A4 vellum notepaper and envelopes and puchase some stamps (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:33:15
    - Why English? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:34:23
      - because that's how it's spelt (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:36:05
  - or a hairdresser for your wife (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:32:31
    - sounds like a fair deal (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:35:51
- get an iphone, only ?350 on pay as you go. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:27:47
  - 4hr battery life on 3G so I heard (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:31:29
    - mines ok, longer than that. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:33:08
      - It would bother me... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:38:30
        
        Alot of it is to do with the settings, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:42:53
        
        My 1st gen iphone needs charging once every five days to a weekish. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:45:04
        
        iPoddage is probably the least battery consuming. 3G and especially WiFi kills (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:56:44
        
        how much is one of they then? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:40:27
        
        Dunno if they are still sold. Is a coulpe of years old now, but I keep going back to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:48:39
        
        HTC Artemis is the generic name (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:54:35
  - Is that all? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:28:45
Anyone want to hear a V sick joke? (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 12:22:58
- I can't do it now, everyone's looking! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 12:58:21
- Two blokes go into a bar and order pints (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:44:50
  - It's like the "Englishman, Pakistani and Iraqi walk into a bar. What a splendid example o (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:14:23
  - ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:06:16
- YES. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:39:48
- Not something to do with warm fosters is it? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 12:36:28
- Two penguins in the bath (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:28:49
  - How do you sell a wardrobe to a deaf person ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:32:48
    - Two nuns in a car when a vampire steps out in front of them and causes them to swerve (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:38:27
- Hang on - just want to clamber up onto the moral high-ground. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:25:28
  - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:37:50
- go on then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:23:07
  - How do you know if your sister is on her period? (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Sep 4, 12:24:22
    - Are you 12? (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 12:29:35
So Have we signed Shola yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 12:18:02
- we might need somebody (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:22:17
  - anybody (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:33:05
The EEN seems to be much more clued up than the EDP in all this this (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 4, 12:16:36
- No - same group - different papers and journos and a fair bit of rivalry I think (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 4, 12:17:44
- Isn't it the same paper, just with people who wake up later ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:16:59
  - I always thought that too. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:23:08
Storm time again in L37 (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:12:27
- Wait for them to start up a national sympathy phoneline for the scousers (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:14:50
  - they already have one for Liverpool fans moaning about the death of football, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:19:05
    - oh and it's called 606, run by the bbc (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:21:41
      - hahaha spoony!!!!! burmanum (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:22:41
        
        yep! It's not just me is it? It's always the liverpool fans on there week in week out, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:24:52
        
        wait till Baker comes back (16th, i think) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:27:39
        
        I hope so because i'm getting pissed off with the current shite, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:28:43
    - That would please me so much if tailed off down to mid table (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:20:38
      - I've decided to hate Liverpool (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 12:23:01
        
        yeah, that was about 4th time liverpool have been on recently too (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:35:13
        
        I saw Stevie G in Nero's in the village the other day and called him a cunt, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:27:00
        
        I loved that match. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:26:40
��A (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:11:45
so... (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:09:44
- cynic ports (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:12:41
  - AND (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:18:03
    - fucking aye! (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 12:21:43
      - maybe not the whole 2m (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:29:39
        
        as possible as D & M buying the Turners out because they were anti-cullum (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 12:35:05
Does no-one else think that "Waghorn" sounds like...... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 12:05:27
- Wagging your horn, perhaps (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:15:20
  - Absolutely, which in turn......implies.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 12:18:07
- are you here all week? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 12:07:39
  - Try the veal! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 12:10:42
    - why? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:12:05
      - The chef recommends it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 12:14:22
calling charles (Betting) - SCC 28, Sep 4, 11:59:37
- i think you may be on the wrong forum again (n/m) (Betting) - shoddy, Sep 4, 12:05:46
- Hey little girl is your daddy home (Betting) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 12:02:47
  - I got a bad desire... ooo-oo-ooo i'm on fire! (n/m) (Betting) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 12:33:37
- if only you were (n/m) (Betting) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:02:44
  - i guess you didn't get on (Betting) - SCC 28, Sep 4, 12:04:42
    - I was on Murray (Betting) - Small, Sep 4, 12:20:53
    - Nope. I find tennis, especially Murray, dull and boring. (Betting) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:06:17
      - Badminton is possibly the gayest sport on earth (n/m) (Betting) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 12:17:28
  - lol (n/m) (Betting) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:04:02
I was considering getting something from the baby collection, but there's nothing in my (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:53:02
- What would you buy if they had it in your size? (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 11:56:28
  - i would like to ban green and yellow curly perm wigs (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:03:22
    - I'd like the same deal with inflatable bangy-together tubes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:05:47
      - They had loads of then at the Joan Gamper match at the Nou Camp, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:10:34
      - them an all (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:06:57
    - speshly canary fairy (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:04:28
  - I would very much like a massive yellow beach towel with a big club crest on it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:00:31
    - I've still got one of them (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:01:11
  - snowsuit, would double up as a hoodie too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:00:00
  - Arghh! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:59:27
  - probably a bib (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 11:58:41
    - or a dummy to spit out ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:59:48
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:59:32
- Get it anyway Himmers. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 11:55:52
  - Spent ?20 on a dress once (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 12:02:19
    - Bill Clinton splashed out on a dress once (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:03:21
      - I believe LOJ splashed out on a t-shirt once (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:16:12
      - idiot (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 12:05:14
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:12:23
  - canary inducer, singalong to port vale away and peter thornes magic hat (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:58:03
    - i was playing my Norwich CD to my son while he was still in the womb (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 12:01:10
      - Show him a piccy of Holt (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:02:23
        
        he more than likely will though (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 12:05:53
    - Edition, you plum. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 11:59:01
- Oh the pathos. The club emailing to flog baby clothes when there's NO FUTURE and it's all (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 11:54:07
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:54:47
Doomy's job (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Sep 4, 11:48:59
- 750k a year???? (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 11:52:12
  - I read it about it in a phonebox (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:53:41
    - Typing errors? (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 11:55:18
Waghorn news (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 4, 11:32:16
- why is Marco Pierre White on that picture? (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:17:00
- Nice to see 'king of deals' making a welcome return (n/m) (NCFC) - scruffy, Sep 4, 12:05:38
- I've learnt a new word today. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 11:44:40
  - It was in the film 300 most recently - you may have heard it used.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 11:55:45
  - the plural is... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 11:47:16
- My life is noticebaly richer for not reading his column (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 4, 11:44:20
- i wonder if he's married? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:39:25
  - Fricking belly laughs there, T (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 4, 16:10:30
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:47:08
  - I doubt it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:00:51
  - POTD! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 11:56:35
  - Surprisingly bereft of slamming related smut (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 11:55:12
  - pwoper wofl (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 4, 11:44:50
- I actually find it really funny he keeps adding 'bolt' in - you KNOW he is only doing (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 11:37:46
  - He does seem to really loathe Cullum though, doesn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 11:40:19
    - Not healthy. Especially for him is Cullum DOES come on board... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 11:48:42
confession time, i actually bought the edp yesterday (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:30:43
- SCAB!!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 4, 11:31:43
  - profuse apologies, it was a one off yer 'onour. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:33:27
Message for Archant: Please stop the ridiculous tabloidesque speculation.... (NCFC) - scarycanary, Sep 4, 11:23:52
- Is also the correct answer (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 11:26:56
- Message for Archant Shareholders........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 4, 11:26:45
  - maybe....but an exclusive from the Turners on 'Why we Quit' would sell even more papers (n/m) (NCFC) - scarycanary, Sep 4, 11:30:56
    - Maybe..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 11:41:48
- teleport the supporters of the club your rags also purport to support (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:25:29
Anyone installed Chrome ? Nice browser, but have you read the EULA ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:21:50
- they just copy pasted from the google docs t+c (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 11:32:59
- Just doing all the things Opera has done for a while (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 11:24:41
  - And independant memory space, which is a hooge improvement. Something I (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:59:21
  - opera doesn't have it's own online alternative to every MS product though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 11:33:35
    - Not quite sure of the relevance...... (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 11:36:37
This could be wotb soon, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 11:20:26
- hey NCFC4life.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 4, 11:23:59
  - *independent* tut (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:01:28
  - Thats a bit weird intut? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 11:30:30
    - lol......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 4, 11:33:30
      - it's crap isn't it, oh well i'm sure you'll have fun there! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 11:39:58
- highly unlikey (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:22:21
Help with a Cullum issue (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 4, 11:19:07
- ... (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:30:18
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 11:22:23
- about 40th I think (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 11:20:45
I hope people listened and went on murray in 4 like i said :) (n/m) (Other Sports) - Alan, Sep 4, 11:14:24
- an excellent proper tip I'll give you that. None of us SCC business (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 11:18:04
  - ahem (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Sep 4, 11:58:36
    - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 4, 12:08:20
  - scc business... what is that? lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Alan, Sep 4, 11:18:39
    - Where he tips England to beat Andorra (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Sep 4, 11:22:06
      - Oh right lol... (Other Sports) - Alan, Sep 4, 11:26:45
      - exactly...and he lumps on (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 11:24:21
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Alan, Sep 4, 11:27:17
  - *this not us (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 11:18:11
sorry but this on SSN made me laugh (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:12:52
- Front page of the Sun this morning innit.... (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Sep 4, 11:21:39
  - exactly (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:24:25
  - shouldn't (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Sep 4, 11:22:01
- Another thing that made me laugh on ssn this morning... (General Chat) - Alan, Sep 4, 11:19:55
- She!?!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Sep 4, 11:15:49
  - yes, she (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:21:34
- why would that be on sky SPORTS news? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 4, 11:15:42
  - it wouldnt (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:17:24
    - ahhhh yes............. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 4, 11:19:59
      - i don't know what i'm having for lunch (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:23:01
Steen and Holt to return (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:09:57
- Turners have quit (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 11:12:14
  - oh arr (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:12:38
It's all off again (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 11:03:36
- Oh FFS. Why doesn't EN and EDP just fuck off (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 11:19:12
  - Yes, it's fucking ridiculous (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 11:21:18
- this is becoming more and more like the tedious transfer saga's over the summer (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 11:12:54
  - I wonder if they realise it's good to talk. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 11:19:43
- this is gonna get dull very quickly............. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 11:09:47
  - Going to ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:10:07
- Christ here we go again (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:05:32
  - We're desperate for investment and they're not contacting him (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Sep 4, 11:14:41
    - No it bothers me that he's all over the media like a rash at the sniff (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:21:13
      - Assuming he's being honest (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 11:23:21
        
        True, but he's surely found out the last time, that blabbing to the press (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:33:25
        
        Is the correct answer. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 11:26:21
      - Think he should ignore their calls or say no comment instead? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Sep 4, 11:23:10
        
        Exactly.. delia is easy to find... (NCFC) - Alan, Sep 4, 11:30:36
        
        That's what I've hated about all of this, is the negative witch hunt that follows (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:52:04
What did the Romans ever do for us? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 11:00:26
- I'm going to go and trash Pizza Hut (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 4, 13:27:28
- They don't mention that the highest rates of infection are in countries (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:03:30
- I wish I had squiggly hair like that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 11:01:59
I've got 3 people coming for a dinner party (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 11:00:17
- Dunno. The first and third look like they might be related (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:03:58
Regarding the current goings on... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:50:06
- yew bin there fur ages hent ya? (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:59:47
  - No I am back now with the shitty weather (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:04:35
- where was the true? Dunt reckon it was Bristol. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:52:48
  - true? tree. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:53:03
- was it a giant redwood? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:51:29
  - Yes. In fact it was this one: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:54:28
    - i went to america too (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:03:07
      - I only saw a bear, some deer, chipmunks and a tree. Oh, and lots of fat people. It annoys (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:07:32
        
        they do, a lot. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:08:50
    - ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:57:59
Roeder on Ched.... (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:35:36
- Can't see why Hughes can just loan him, it's obvious he's not gonna get a game now (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 10:41:32
  - I reckon we asked for a season long, or window to window loon (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:54:35
    - Ched must have thought he had a chance whilst Benjani wasn't in the side (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:01:11
      - not as bad as being Shaun Wright Phillips tho (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 11:05:53
        
        maybe we could get him on loan too... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 11:16:27
        
        He's already on the short list. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 11:18:41
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:22:57
        
        Generous. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 11:27:54
        
        loq then (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:05:08
  - I agree. It's a no-brainer (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 10:46:27
    - AS many as we like i think, only restriction is the 5 in the squad rule. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:50:05
      - And you can play as many as you want anyway for 2 thousand pounds (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 11:01:20
    - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:48:29
- I see we've been relegated! (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:39:59
- "No doubt there's a little bit of the Welsh connection in that." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:38:14
  - reminds me... Welsh Rarebit (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:43:13
    - here's something you didn't know (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:44:40
      - really? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:45:55
        
        um well it's mentioned here (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:51:16
        
        i don't know lots of stuff really (that link dunt work btw) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:53:07
        
        It doesn't, does it. does this? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:53:46
        
        this is peculiar (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:55:31
        
        OK, I give up (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:57:28
        
        it's putting � on the end, remove that and it'll work (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 11:08:50
        
        's actually quite funny, that thread (the lonelyplanet one) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 11:00:22
        
        got there in the end, and you were correct (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:07:53
  - reminds me... must go for a leak (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 10:41:25
    - Fleur-de-leeks (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:45:41
My one problem with PC if it is him (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:34:47
- If he's worth 1.5 billion... (NCFC) - bjg123, Sep 4, 12:47:11
- This is my problem with it all too, the very same thing happened with Delia (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 10:46:53
  - yes but why cant she bung in 5m? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:50:44
- Well he wanted to put ?20m into the playing budget (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 4, 10:40:53
- I keep hearing that he's gone mad. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 4, 10:40:03
- If we have success, even a small bit, it could turn into a VERY addictive hobby. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Sep 4, 10:39:56
- Once he's in he will get sucked into spending more! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 4, 10:38:15
  - You think? I don't think you get that rich being 'sucked in' by stuff (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:40:58
Last week I passed through a town called Dry Beaver Creek and I thought (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:27:13
- Have you been here? (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 10:37:04
  - Like it. No. But I have been past here (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:42:21
- I vote you stop telling us about your holidays now (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:34:12
  - You've done all of them so you are cheating a bit with the etc (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:44:55
  - Our tent nearly blew down and we went hum in a huff. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:36:53
    - Camping. I hate it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:52:32
- who cares (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 10:29:45
  - True, as long as it doesn't crunch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:45:45
The definitive view from Archant (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 4, 10:22:32
- rolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 10:45:50
Today's revelation is the reason why I sincerely hope (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 4, 10:12:18
- Yes, sad to see how many people seem to be taking pleasure at the fact we may (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:28:32
  - CULLEN! (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:41:12
    - Oh god sorry, That's a bad one. Won't happen again. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:43:09
      - Blasphemous child! (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:47:18
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:50:32
- The talks are definitely back on (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:16:55
  - I know a lot more than that (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:18:09
    - crazy paving face (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 10:25:25
      - I'll do it for ?20k (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:30:51
        
        i would like (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:37:24
        
        You said 'mood lighting' and 'water feature' (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:48:11
    - Do you know how a water boatman masturbates? (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:21:29
      - No, but i know how a Chinchilla does. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:25:35
        
        Did you know Colonel K in Danger Mouse was a chinchilla? (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 10:28:42
        
        No I didn't - but thanks for that - always nice to learn something new! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:40:19
        
        I didn't! He can suck himself off. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:35:03
      - With it's hind legs. They have hairs on them you see, it aids the friction. (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:25:20
      - of course (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:23:01
        
        I broke the meniscus once. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:24:23
        
        Did she throw the discus? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:29:18
        
        Si did I - she said she'd done it before, lying cow! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:26:14
    - Not as much as me! Want a secret email with everything i know? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:20:03
      - how much do you know? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:21:32
        
        Listen Narc, those Jedi mind tricks wont work on me. I'll put ethics on you! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:24:13
        
        You don't scare me with your romfordian threats (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:27:22
        
        As an old Burian that's lost on me. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:40:21
- Agree with all of that (NCFC) - BFG, Sep 4, 10:15:16
  - Barclayspirit is barking (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 10:43:35
In Germany I'm Johann, in England I am John! (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:09:28
- The Storyteller (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:10:14
  - Excellent! But not quite. The song starts, "I'm a storyteller" though! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:11:18
    - "I'm a storyteller and my stories must be told..." - sure it was called "The Storyteller" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:16:30
      - 1st word "International" (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:21:55
        
        "International Stories?" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:23:38
        
        Probably - I've forgotten now..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:27:22
        
        Oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:31:16
        
        Storybook International..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 10:36:00
        
        That's the fella! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 11:53:58
        
        That would have been a snappy title (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:25:18
    - was it the Ascent of Man with Jacob Bronowski (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 10:11:57
      - Quite a revelation camcan! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:21:34
  - I'd forgotten all about that. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 10:10:53
- was it Lord Clark's Civilisation? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 10:09:49
If we received a take-over bid that included a ?30m investment in the squad from (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:08:47
- walksie will be loving this one ^^^^^ off (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:20:51
  - Do people actually talk about message boards at football games? Sad bastards. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:31:08
- Aye-aye - Do you refer to the Bushbaby of the same name? (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:10:23
- Yes. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 10:10:13
- Only if you could do photos with the aye-aye in one of the executive boxes on the Open Day (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:09:53
  - and how would the flea sign shirts? (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 10:10:28
    - With a pen of course (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:12:56
    - can the flea cook? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:12:41
      - I don't know what a bibby is, so I did a Googles Images search (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:15:22
      - It's 'bilby' - a bibby is just a nice word (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:14:27
        
        Oh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:15:54
        
        FM - I know what a bilby is now, and I'm al in favour. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:17:16
        
        cor, i've just found out what a bilby is as well (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:19:34
        
        Good man! The sooner we get some momentum behind this, the sooner people will wake up and (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:21:59
        
        plus the flea would be able to jump many times its own height into small spaces (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:18:53
        
        Cool - slam it in up front as a target man then.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 4, 10:21:10
        
        I think if you slammed in a flea (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:22:41
        
        OK - cheerfully standing corrected. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 4, 10:23:25
Not sure if WW2 but, from ND's latest missive, I think this is interesting... (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 4, 09:57:50
- EDP have suggested a bid for Lappin was one of the bids received but we turned it down (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 09:59:50
  - What, it was only 50p and not ?1? (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:02:55
    - it was the fact we had to pay the train fare that was the sticking point (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 10:07:15
  - I woul dimagine Lappin (as whichever SPL club it was wanted him), Croft, Russell (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 10:01:59
    - Haha - I committed the cardinal sin for the first time ever on Football Manager (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 10:22:27
      - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 10:54:20
Absolute fucking fair play to Smith and Jones (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 09:44:43
- Good on them I say (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 4, 10:19:44
- where did 'hard' come from? 'Heart', obviously... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 10:07:05
- Quite right too Lee! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:03:20
- You have to admit it's a good move though, all the fans saying well done Delia & we can't (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 09:58:33
  - it would be good, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:09:46
- i think the Turners are what was stopping the Cullum takeover going through... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 09:58:30
  - "root". Like what stuff grows from. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:01:29
    - i know that n'all (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 10:06:14
      - You conspiracy theorists tend to; it's the constant paranoia. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:17:18
        
        Cullum does insurance, the Turners do loans (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 10:55:47
  - that's how I keep seeing it (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 10:00:09
    - do you like PC (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 10:00:46
      - don't know enough about him (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 10:06:03
- lol, I agree completely there. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:46:53
- oh that's already been done on the Oink (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:46:52
In other good news (for me), I'm playing centre forward for Norwich in May. (NCFC) - songwriter81, Sep 4, 09:39:13
- Already done it. Scored at the Barclay End. Its a really good day. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 09:42:28
- Have you been slammed in or bolted on? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 09:41:39
  - Slammed in def. I'm gonna write out a fitness scheme for me. Taking it seriously. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Sep 4, 10:21:34
Out of interest (in a non judgemental way I hope) Who would swap 'community' for 'sucess'? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:28:37
- definitely football in the community, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:38:27
  - Actually FITC was really good for my nephew. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 09:50:38
  - I know a guy who is/used to be in that and that's spot on (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:40:15
    - That was the whole point it was set up, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:45:44
      - Are you suggesting that all coaches were once great players? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 09:49:44
        
        No not at all, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:56:30
        
        i think it's got fuck all to do with the academy (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:07:49
        
        lol, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:11:03
        
        hence the calibre of the "coaches" (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:17:17
        
        FITC isn't about creating professional standard players. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:06:54
        
        And a way getting rid of your kids for a few hours in the holidays. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 10:21:18
        
        NCFC4life is just being a spaz (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:13:47
        
        I know that and thats what i've been saying, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:12:13
      - is it really for prospects though? I thought is was mainly for no hopers like me (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:48:22
        
        Surely it's for all those kids who enjoy playing football (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 09:57:40
        
        Thats right but they could use that scheme to better effect. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:04:53
        
        Our local school has an ex-scummer who comes in (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 10:08:47
      - but you weren't good enough to make the grade either (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 09:48:12
        
        Because I don't go around teaching kids the way I played. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:52:31
        
        may i suggest that it might be nothing to do with the WAY you played (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 10:03:01
        
        It could well be but i still think it's wrong how they recruit their staff (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:06:16
        
        the title football in the community kind of nods in the direction of (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:00:01
    - is it? (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 4, 09:43:43
      - Same here, still went to summer football things though. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:49:09
  - Haha (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 09:39:18
    - I mention no names but those of us who have dealt with them before know who they are. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:40:38
- Do they have to be mutually exclusive? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 09:37:06
  - No, dun't see why. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:40:48
    - Good, I'll have a bit of both then please. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 09:47:04
- I don't care about most of that (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 4, 09:32:41
- I'd like to win the Championship (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 09:31:31
  - maybe come to some agreement with a relegated club? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:32:45
- i could live wthout "interest free" football (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 09:30:31
  - chuckle. See what you've done there. Hard to disagree too. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:31:45
Pink balls (Other Sports) - camcan, Sep 4, 09:26:02
- Smut. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 09:26:48
  - I saw this in a kids sweet shop yisty, (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:33:13
It's only early but I think we already have the winner of the misery merchant otd (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 09:24:58
- Out of good faith (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 09:27:00
Is this old news, can't see any mention of it . Sorry if it is. (NCFC) - willy the pimp, Sep 4, 09:22:45
- Archant self appointed King of Bullshitters (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 09:24:06
  - in translation (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 09:31:54
I see Sibierski has been 'slammed in' (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 4, 09:16:33
- Quick Waggerese lesson... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 4, 09:26:43
  - Nor is he considered strapping. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:02:15
- Like summer slam off of WWF Wrestling. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:25:45
- easy (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 09:24:01
Roeder was just on 5 live talking about stability in football, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 08:44:30
- The board have always said they give the manager a playing budget (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 4, 09:23:38
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:26:00
- well we just had 2 board members leave... not exactly stable... (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 4, 09:09:39
- THIS IS NOT TRUE! HE SAID THE CLUB IS DYING AND IS GOING UNDER! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 09:03:12
  - DOOM DOOM -3 DAYS TO SAVE OUR CLUB!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:22:56
This mornings Telegraph on the club (NCFC) - CB3, Sep 4, 08:08:04
- delias ?2m (NCFC) - alykanas, Sep 4, 08:14:10
Got to give them credit for a commitment (NCFC) - BB_King, Sep 4, 07:36:39
- It keeps the administrators from the door (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 09:21:13
  - Not for long. The club is finished. Washed up. Over. Dead. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 09:22:48
    - Do you mean the loans which will become permo in Jan after the takeover is complete ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 4, 09:27:37
      - well, both Lupoli and Sib have been reported as possible perm's in Jan. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:29:56
      - Goodness me, if the takeover is complete by January (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 09:29:50
        
        Yeah, alright 'Phrankin', cut them a little bit of slack eh ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 4, 09:32:08
- A proud robust family football club (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 4, 09:15:19
  - Steady on. Flock printing incurred a long delay, goodness knows how long it'll take to we (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 09:19:37
- Yeah it does, but ?2m is a lot of money, and is still al ot of money to them (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 08:43:38
  - Have to commend them..... to be clear is this ?2m to cover the turners missing money ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Sep 4, 08:46:11
    - I would think so. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 08:54:01
Not my fault. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 4, 02:22:10
go on the murray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Sep 4, 00:57:20
Footballs dead anyway...why should I care I have better things to do this arvo. He Kone Ra (n/m) (Other Sports) - Auckland Roeder, Sep 4, 00:29:02
F.A.O Peter Cullum (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Sep 4, 00:25:56
- FAO Delia Smith (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 00:33:32
  - FAO Jessica Alba (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Sep 4, 07:04:11
    - FAO Jessica Alba (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 07:57:17
Cullum is a ladies part. Archant are a complete bunch of ignorant liars (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Sep 4, 00:16:31
- Oh yeah, cos you would know wouldn't you? (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 00:20:43
  - For sale - yes (NCFC) - dublinspants, Sep 4, 07:08:32
    - so no sale then - maybe Chase? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 4, 09:11:05
  - I'm not listening to anyone who drinks Baileys and has a Mangina (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Sep 4, 00:24:19
move along (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 00:11:50