i wonder if he's married?

"Hello Rick! Good day at work love?"
"Hi love, yes thanks can you slam in my dinner you queen of meals?"
"sure Rick would you like a drink?"
"Yes please, I can reveal that I would like you to fix me a Gin and bolt on a tonic and inevitably slam in 6cm of fresh lemon muscle".
"Get f**ked Rick".

Posted By: Tomblander on September 4th 2008 at 11:39:25

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Waghorn news (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 4, 11:32:16
- why is Marco Pierre White on that picture? (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:17:00
- Nice to see 'king of deals' making a welcome return (n/m) (NCFC) - scruffy, Sep 4, 12:05:38
- I've learnt a new word today. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 11:44:40
  - It was in the film 300 most recently - you may have heard it used.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 11:55:45
  - the plural is... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 11:47:16
- My life is noticebaly richer for not reading his column (n/m) (NCFC) - Army Boy, Sep 4, 11:44:20
- i wonder if he's married? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:39:25
  - Fricking belly laughs there, T (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 4, 16:10:30
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:47:08
  - I doubt it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:00:51
  - POTD! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 11:56:35
  - Surprisingly bereft of slamming related smut (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 11:55:12
  - pwoper wofl (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 4, 11:44:50
- I actually find it really funny he keeps adding 'bolt' in - you KNOW he is only doing (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 11:37:46
  - He does seem to really loathe Cullum though, doesn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 11:40:19
    - Not healthy. Especially for him is Cullum DOES come on board... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 11:48:42

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