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Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life
- Really enjoyed the MOTD top ten. (Other Football) - avenging canary, Apr 4, 23:02:44
 - Anyone decided to cut there own hair I'm starting to afro (NCFC) - eddie, Apr 4, 22:44:06
- I did today. Got clippers online last week. Skin head back and sides, letting top grow out (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 5, 03:18:36
- Lol, got my essential Argos purchase of clippers today (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 17:56:49
 
 - Anyone else remember captain caveman? (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 4, 23:39:59
 - Clippers are pretty easy (NCFC) - Ben, Apr 4, 22:53:16
- Action man or G.I. Joe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 4, 22:59:59
- No surprise you like a skinhead. (n/m) (NCFC) - avenging canary, Apr 4, 23:03:55
 
 - Yep at least if it looks fucked we have a excuse lol all in same boat (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Apr 4, 22:55:59
 
 - Action man or G.I. Joe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 4, 22:59:59
 
 - I did today. Got clippers online last week. Skin head back and sides, letting top grow out (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 5, 03:18:36
 - Watching tiger king on Netflix... weird but compulsive (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, Apr 4, 21:30:31
- I thought don’t fuck with cats was much weirder and better (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 4, 22:00:16
- Both are overrated imo (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 4, 22:07:52
- How to fix a drugs scandal (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 4, 22:19:06
 - The staircase is really good (n/m) (General Chat) - sixthgo, Apr 4, 22:16:06
- Yeah, that's superb (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 4, 22:22:47
 
 
 
 - Both are overrated imo (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 4, 22:07:52
 
 - I thought don’t fuck with cats was much weirder and better (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 4, 22:00:16
 - I've dug out an old copy of FM 2010 and taken over the nodge in league one (General Chat) - matt in london, Apr 4, 20:52:09
- I’ve been playing 2011 all week... (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 5, 09:33:29
 - Qhat keeper are you going to start with? Could be a key decision ... (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 21:06:31
- just realised it has forster so it must have been a mid season update (General Chat) - matt in london, Apr 4, 21:12:24
- That is strange. I've done exactly the same today... (General Chat) - Bonjour, Apr 4, 21:31:18
- haha. chris martin and adeyemi scored for me (General Chat) - matt in london, Apr 4, 21:40:49
- All gone a bit peae shaped here. 8th in mid September.. (General Chat) - Bonjour, Apr 4, 22:29:57
- Danny mills is a great free transfer on 2010 (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 5, 12:29:13
- Thanks for the tips. I'll have a look next time I'm on! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bonjour, Apr 5, 16:45:11
 
 
 - Danny mills is a great free transfer on 2010 (General Chat) - Alan, Apr 5, 12:29:13
 
 - All gone a bit peae shaped here. 8th in mid September.. (General Chat) - Bonjour, Apr 4, 22:29:57
 
 - haha. chris martin and adeyemi scored for me (General Chat) - matt in london, Apr 4, 21:40:49
 
 - That is strange. I've done exactly the same today... (General Chat) - Bonjour, Apr 4, 21:31:18
 
 - just realised it has forster so it must have been a mid season update (General Chat) - matt in london, Apr 4, 21:12:24
 
 - Pub Quiz - Britain and N I + Children's Stuff (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 19:40:28
- Easy... (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 21:36:36
- Love the Esther McVey answer..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 21:40:35
 
 - Pub Quiz - The Answers (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 21:20:08
- Missed it tonight, but Welby has been the Arch Bish (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Apr 4, 23:06:00
- Yep - I scrawled it out wrong. Thx. (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 23:20:55
 
 
 - Missed it tonight, but Welby has been the Arch Bish (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Apr 4, 23:06:00
 - ........ (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 20:46:50
 - ⤵️ (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 4, 20:38:27
 - Worksop is 10 miles south of Royksopp. (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 4, 20:36:12
 - Bollocks. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 20:10:33
 - My Answers (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 4, 20:09:10
 - ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 4, 20:07:12
 - FFS, soooo easy piece of piss (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 20:03:11
- A much better prize tonight. You have a choice of... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 20:09:26
- Or Tyson Fury's favourite sock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Apr 4, 20:29:01
 
 - Thicko! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 4, 20:08:03
 
 - A much better prize tonight. You have a choice of... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 20:09:26
 
 - Easy... (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 21:36:36
 - Right, time for a Wrath ZOOM session! (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 4, 19:35:23
- There would be too many pointy fingers.... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 4, 22:02:33
 - We'd have to be pleasant to each other (General Chat) - CWC, Apr 4, 21:21:23
 - H O U S E P A R T Y (politics) (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 21:06:52
 - Let's do this (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 4, 20:07:30
 - I’m in (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 20:03:33
 
 - Just seen some simple calculations on player wage deductions. (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Apr 4, 19:33:56
- they are talking about 12 months (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 4, 19:37:44
- Oh yeah! The point still stands. (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Apr 4, 19:41:20
 
 
 - they are talking about 12 months (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 4, 19:37:44
 - Perigrine Watch - the mysterious foot has got hold of the blue M&M (General Chat) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 18:25:51
- once (General Chat) - matt in london, Apr 4, 18:45:58
 - Or is it trying to put the ring back on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 18:27:33
 
 - Just did my first workout (and haircut) of the lockdown :) need to stop eating crap too (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:07:13
- Number 2? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 19:12:48
- Not that kind crap (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 21:07:29
 
 - we are all eating crap. all the time. There are no rules anymore. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 4, 18:16:44
- Can’t say I’ve changed any eating habits (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:29:11
- I've been out of the house twice in 3 weeks, just for one hour. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 4, 18:44:37
- Yeah that’s pretty awful (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:49:43
 
 
 - I've been out of the house twice in 3 weeks, just for one hour. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 4, 18:44:37
 - Eat what you can find! I meant the initial shcok of covid took me a while to adjust/transi (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:18:37
 
 - Can’t say I’ve changed any eating habits (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:29:11
 
 - Number 2? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 19:12:48
 - Liverpool also putting staff on furlough (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Apr 4, 17:38:05
- Arent we doing this as well (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 19:19:31
 - Hope they don't get the title now and Sheff U win it next season instead (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:07:55
 - Disgusting (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:07:44
- did you read the bit about paying them in full? (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 18:11:03
- Why would they be furloughing them then? (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:17:42
- What does this say........ (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 18:30:31
- So you did mean topping up the other 20% (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:34:38
- it could be more than 20% obviously..... (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 23:06:00
 
 
 - So you did mean topping up the other 20% (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:34:38
 - So Liverpool are paying 20% and we are paying 80% to their staff?? (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:19:12
- Seems that way (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:20:15
- does it? (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 18:30:47
- Yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 4, 19:30:33
- errrr... No. (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 21:52:51
- Your post said they were paying their staff in full - they're not. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 4, 22:55:13
- reading............ (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 23:04:35
- But they’re not paying them in full (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 23:12:14
 - Yes, I clearly got that wrong. This isn't a competition usac. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 4, 23:10:40
 
 
 - reading............ (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 23:04:35
 
 - Your post said they were paying their staff in full - they're not. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 4, 22:55:13
 
 - errrr... No. (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 21:52:51
 - I suggest you read up on it a bit more (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:35:32
- errrrr......... Not quite............ (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 21:52:22
- Still getting as much as possible from the government (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 23:09:10
 
 
 - errrrr......... Not quite............ (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 21:52:22
 - Yes, it does. (Other Football) - The Editor of Milk, Apr 4, 18:33:21
 
 - Yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 4, 19:30:33
 
 - does it? (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 18:30:47
 
 - Seems that way (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:20:15
 
 - What does this say........ (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 18:30:31
 
 - Why would they be furloughing them then? (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:17:42
 
 - did you read the bit about paying them in full? (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 4, 18:11:03
 
 - Had a piss in the garden, got a bit of wee on my cargo shorts. Curse this virus! (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 4, 17:29:22
- Get shorts in the wash, 5 hours from now it will smell. I feel your pain. (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 18:34:36
 - Is Government advice to not use inside toilets now too then? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:08:21
 
 - Tiger Roll (n/m) (Betting) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 17:19:19
- Bristol de Mai was looking good until it fell over (n/m) (Betting) - Huge Small, Apr 4, 17:34:14
 - Peregrine run & Anibale fly (Betting) - emmaroyds, Apr 4, 17:31:58
 
 - Be nice if when football is allowed to return it’s in front of packed stadia ... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 17:15:45
- Yes.if it's  safe and all necessary  precautions  are taken.And obviously (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 17:19:38
- Absolutely. Be great to watch some football even if it is behind closed doors (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 17:31:07
- As long as the cameras are the correct side of the closed doors (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:08:57
 - I’m on my own then (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 17:33:04
 
 - Bit watching behind closed doors football will be so dull... (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 17:27:03
- They could play crowd noises through the PA system (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:08:50
- 4 x Arsenal (Highbury) fake crowd (1992) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:20:14
 
 - It will be completely shit. No passion, no atmosphere, no point (NCFC) - Ben, Apr 4, 17:38:35
- Will level the playing field for teams like them. Not good (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:09:23
 - My thoughts to but seem some want it 👆 (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 17:44:04
 
 
 - They could play crowd noises through the PA system (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:08:50
 
 - Absolutely. Be great to watch some football even if it is behind closed doors (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 17:31:07
 
 - Yes.if it's  safe and all necessary  precautions  are taken.And obviously (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 17:19:38
 - Blimey Watford Hospital A&E running out of oxygen (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Apr 4, 17:14:24
- Govt ordered 30 out of 30k ventilators. Not surprised hospitals are also low on oxygen sad (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:10:08
 - Sweet... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 17:17:04
- Taggarts brother (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 17:18:30
 
 
 - Two positives from another set of horrible stats today (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 4, 16:56:21
- Watford hopsital ran out of oxygen today and had to close A&E / divert patients (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:57:10
 - NHS are preparing for an upsurge in deaths in London next week (Coronavirus) - maidstoneyellow, Apr 4, 18:31:33
- Sure that is the case due to the high numbers of admissions a few days ago (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 4, 22:28:28
 
 - Lockdown taking effect (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:01:46
- Italy turning the corner (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:16:25
- and Spain? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:58:30
- Yeah numbers dropping (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 19:14:44
- While China are starting their 2nd wave ... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 21:07:56
 
 
 - Yeah numbers dropping (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 19:14:44
 
 - and Spain? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:58:30
 
 - Italy turning the corner (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:16:25
 
 - Nipping to Mozzers (not been out yet today), anyone need anything? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 4, 16:44:29
- Eggs, Flour, Bread, Milk and Loo roll. That's all please (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:54:53
 - Part 567 of build the titanic (anchor chain)....a dib dab... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 17:17:33
 - Astronaut spacesuit (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 4, 16:57:11
 - 6 almond slices please. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 4, 16:55:29
 - Bottle of Malibu and a Pepsi max x2 please Dubs. (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 16:45:29
 
 - So many idiots think nice weather means that social distancing doesn't apply to them (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 16:25:14
- twat (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Disshater, Apr 4, 17:42:25
- Er ok (n/m) (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 22:50:08
 
 - The thing is, there is no going back to what was 'normal'. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 17:06:58
- No swinger orgies :'( (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:15:52
 - I don't think that's quite right (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 4, 17:53:33
- There will be serial 'lockdowns' - but social distancing will continue. It must. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 18:05:12
- But surely not on that scale in a given country? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 4, 18:58:12
- My point is that there will not be any handshakes, hugs, or teams for the foreseeable. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 19:26:47
- Humans can't live like that (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 4, 19:36:10
- here, everyone is scared of everyone else. Because they could kill them by (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 19:39:43
- I don't have one (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 4, 21:38:06
 
 
 - here, everyone is scared of everyone else. Because they could kill them by (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 19:39:43
 
 - Humans can't live like that (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 4, 19:36:10
 
 - My point is that there will not be any handshakes, hugs, or teams for the foreseeable. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 19:26:47
 
 - But surely not on that scale in a given country? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 4, 18:58:12
 
 - There will be serial 'lockdowns' - but social distancing will continue. It must. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 18:05:12
 - Cricket ,I mean county cricket can certainly proceed. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 17:17:10
 
 - What nice weather, its fucking freezing (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 4, 16:49:14
 - Seen it on way back from work in Ipswich. Naughty. Seen groups of cyclists. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 16:46:41
 - When the govt charts spike up hope they’ll feel guilty. Selfish idiotic twats (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 16:28:07
- Cases will still keep slowing down (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 16:33:02
 - Not sure they will, they will just blame the government (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 16:29:16
- VMT (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 16:31:49
 - The models do factor in a small number of selfish pricks though I believe (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 16:30:32
- Exactly and they’ll just think they played their part (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 16:33:45
- And expect/demand a medal (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 16:42:05
 
 
 - Exactly and they’ll just think they played their part (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 16:33:45
 
 
 - Haven’t seen it here (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 16:26:23
- Been for a walk (Coronavirus) - Jester, Apr 4, 16:32:17
- Yeah,went to gaywood  tescos earlier,,I'd say 98,5%  were social dis (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 16:34:34
- I went shopping earlier too.. Geneally deserted and a few distancing queues at (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 4, 16:49:44
- I haven't seen that but I did see an ambulance outside when I went up.got to (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 16:52:22
 
 
 - I went shopping earlier too.. Geneally deserted and a few distancing queues at (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 4, 16:49:44
 
 - Yeah,went to gaywood  tescos earlier,,I'd say 98,5%  were social dis (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 16:34:34
 
 - Been for a walk (Coronavirus) - Jester, Apr 4, 16:32:17
 
 - twat (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Disshater, Apr 4, 17:42:25
 - Tim Krul interview in today's Telegraph (NCFC) - canary_wharf, Apr 4, 16:12:50
- My mum (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 4, 16:44:15
 
 - Remember kids, it's just a ride.. (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 4, 16:07:04
 - looking down my street at the moment it looks like (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 15:59:05
- Are they just in the queue for Lidl? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 16:24:42
- could be ,but i live at least 2 miles from a lidl (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 16:31:22
 
 - It will go on and on.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 16:06:20
- yes your right (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 16:09:48
 
 
 - Are they just in the queue for Lidl? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 16:24:42
 - Fair play to the Murphy twins. (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, Apr 4, 15:38:58
- Two of our own (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 16:15:28
- Wembley-born, life-long Mags? Don't think so. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Henclrikus, Apr 4, 16:30:00
 
 - Excellent, well done lads (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 16:11:02
 - Excellent (n/m) (Coronavirus) - yellowman, Apr 4, 15:58:43
 - Nice one.Good lads.💚💛💚👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 15:46:34
 
 - Two of our own (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 16:15:28
 - what's the best thing you've found while clearing your shed? (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 4, 15:37:59
- A dead slug (n/m) (General Chat) - Bare_Buttocks, Apr 4, 17:49:47
 - 709 and 772..?....... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 15:47:20
- yep. what's 221? (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 4, 15:49:35
- Think it’s monchengladbach home, city away..... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 15:53:31
- 709 was £2.85 new (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 4, 15:59:21
- Bought a job lot from .... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 16:01:40
- Austria Salzburg sold for..... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 16:05:03
 
 
 - Bought a job lot from .... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 16:01:40
 - Wow (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 15:54:35
 
 - 709 was £2.85 new (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 4, 15:59:21
 
 - Think it’s monchengladbach home, city away..... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 15:53:31
 
 - yep. what's 221? (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 4, 15:49:35
 
 - All I’ve eaten today is porridge,a carrot and a Breakaway. Will I lose weight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 15:18:07
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 16:12:17
 - Amputation's a faster way to do it (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 15:54:48
- Left (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 16:19:40
 
 - As long as you've had your oats you'll be ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 4, 15:29:44
 - Depends on how much porridge really (n/m) (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 4, 15:24:04
- This much? (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 4, 15:27:55
- No, he’s a fine figure of a man, he doesn’t need to lose weight (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 15:47:56
 - Oh my lord (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 15:28:38
 
 
 - This much? (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 4, 15:27:55
 - 🤣 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 15:22:32
 
 - Incredible Norwich Tattoo (NCFC) - jackamo, Apr 4, 15:09:30
- Who the fuck wears a scarf like that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 15:12:30
- that man's dead dad did, you insensitive bastard (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 4, 17:47:47
- Well he probably hung himself in error the prat (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 19:17:36
- ooooffff (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 4, 22:09:19
 
 
 - Well he probably hung himself in error the prat (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 19:17:36
 
 - that man's dead dad did, you insensitive bastard (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 4, 17:47:47
 
 - Who the fuck wears a scarf like that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 15:12:30
 - My watch has stopped. Sure it's the battery. (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 14:50:07
- Timpsons. They should be open... key workers innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 4, 15:37:32
- Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jester, Apr 4, 16:33:04
 - Hahahahaha (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 15:55:08
 
 - Don’t panic (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Apr 4, 15:15:06
 - just wind the hands round to half eight (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Apr 4, 15:11:02
 - Put it in a cupboard, open a beer (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 15:06:42
- Thanks Jumbo. Helpful as ever. Will sort you a special prize in the quiz later. (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 15:29:12
 
 
 - Timpsons. They should be open... key workers innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 4, 15:37:32
 - Keir Starmer sounds like the name of a supervisor in Ann Summers (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 4, 14:25:22
- Do their gimp masks protect against corona? Asking for a friend (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 14:44:04
 - You would know (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 4, 14:36:35
 
 - Should have been stage managing today, but we've gone live instead - bookface only, soz (General Chat) - Karnivore, Apr 4, 14:08:24
 - How many do you  reckon will die in the virtual grand national? (n/m) (Betting) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 4, 14:02:02
- what concern is it of yours (n/m) (Betting) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 15:12:15
- Thank you for your comment (n/m) (Betting) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 4, 18:54:43
 
 - Of Covid? (n/m) (Betting) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 14:44:27
 - 9 (n/m) (Betting) - Bristol Graham, Apr 4, 14:24:57
 - 9 (Betting) - NJ_Canary, Apr 4, 14:05:55
 
 - what concern is it of yours (n/m) (Betting) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 15:12:15
 - Some restrictions could be lifted by end of may (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 12:14:21
- Rather it was just cancelled and no relegation ( he says selfishly).... (NCFC) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 13:15:26
- There's no *good* solution, but I'd be very upset to be regulated without (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 4, 13:22:59
- This is why I think there should be no regulation, just promotion (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 13:25:38
- It wouldn't need to go down the league though would it? (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 4, 15:29:14
- Ze Germans first said ages ago (rightly imo) that 2 up from champs (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Apr 4, 16:08:28
 
 - I'd take that, but Fulham might be upset for reasons similar to mine (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 4, 13:33:35
 - that DOES make sense. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 4, 13:33:18
 - I think this will happen (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Apr 4, 13:33:05
- It's most likely, I agree (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 4, 13:40:28
- There just isnt a solution that is fair to all, is there? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 4, 13:57:47
- There is.  A two season cumulative table.  Fair to all. (n/m) (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Apr 4, 15:16:23
- Please explain (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 4, 17:20:47
 
 - I don't think so. However, if the solution involves us not getting relegated (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 4, 14:05:08
- Another advantage of a bigger Prem next season (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 14:08:02
 
 
 - There is.  A two season cumulative table.  Fair to all. (n/m) (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Apr 4, 15:16:23
 
 - There just isnt a solution that is fair to all, is there? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 4, 13:57:47
 
 - It's most likely, I agree (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 4, 13:40:28
 
 - It wouldn't need to go down the league though would it? (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 4, 15:29:14
 
 - This is why I think there should be no regulation, just promotion (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 13:25:38
 - Sounds like we might be relegated on an average points table... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 13:18:32
 
 - There's no *good* solution, but I'd be very upset to be regulated without (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Apr 4, 13:22:59
 - If they have greater testing then that problem goes away (NCFC) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 12:17:49
- Yes they will have to be able to test players before every match (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 12:22:54
- And physios, camera crew, ground staff and surely needing ambulance... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 12:24:34
- The medical staff is the biggest (of many sticking points) (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Apr 4, 12:30:05
 
 
 - And physios, camera crew, ground staff and surely needing ambulance... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 12:24:34
 
 - Yes they will have to be able to test players before every match (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 12:22:54
 
 - Rather it was just cancelled and no relegation ( he says selfishly).... (NCFC) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 13:15:26
 - Gallant Frolic (Other Sports) - jackamo, Apr 4, 12:00:53
- Wounded warrior (n/m) (Other Sports) - yellowman, Apr 4, 16:12:00
 - What's up Dude (n/m) (Other Sports) - Rombald, Apr 4, 13:52:23
 - double times (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Apr 4, 13:21:14
 - Pleasant at Midnight (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Apr 4, 12:09:19
- Red Frolic. Not sure my kids Home Dude and Double Tan are impressed (Other Sports) - NJ_Canary, Apr 4, 13:55:56
 
 
 - 3pm telly ban lifted for rest of season (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 11:42:21
- Only because it works in UEFA’s favour as well (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 4, 14:39:28
 - Excellent. Was wondering what to do this afternoon. Oh... wait. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 4, 14:25:53
 - That’ll show this damn virus (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 13:50:12
 - Why the fuck is that down to UEFA?! (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Apr 4, 13:34:24
 - The first step. They will absolutely try and play the games. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 4, 13:28:47
- Of course they will try massively unlikely though ... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 13:33:16
 - doubful, will be too messy due to contracts (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Apr 4, 13:33:02
- The athletic did a good piece on this yesterday ... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 13:34:45
 
 
 - I seem to remember the 2 transmissions of wrestling on (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 11:57:42
- Kendo Nagasaki ....lump on. (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Apr 4, 12:15:12
- The Royal Brothers (Vic Faulkner & Bert Royal) tag team (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 13:05:33
 
 
 - Kendo Nagasaki ....lump on. (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Apr 4, 12:15:12
 - There won’t be one (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 11:46:39
- They will try cos of TV and sponsorship contracts (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 11:58:27
- I think they have to be seen to try as hard as they possibly can (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 13:28:00
 
 - I honestly think there will be now,there seems to be a will to do it.well (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 11:48:23
 
 - They will try cos of TV and sponsorship contracts (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 11:58:27
 
 - Get in! (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Apr 4, 11:13:58
- Suits me.Wish I’d put money on it. Goodness knows how relevant anyone would be right now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 11:36:38
 - over 50% (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 4, 11:15:47
 
 - What’s your first away match .mine away match at Ipswich 27th Dec 1982 (NCFC) - Dajpun, Apr 4, 10:37:47
- Charlton 4 - 4 Norwich Feb 1997 (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow1, Apr 4, 20:24:18
 - Fulham 1986... last time we won there! (n/m) (NCFC) - Wilts, Apr 4, 17:48:54
 - Can't remember the 1st but remember my favourite. Leeds away - early 76... (NCFC) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 13:24:44
 - Manchester United 1994 Cantona (Old Trafford) (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 11:55:19
 - Ipswich Jan 65 (NCFC) - trt354, Apr 4, 11:53:25
 - Well... (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 4, 11:43:59
 - Derby County, FA Cup 5th Round 1984 (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Apr 4, 11:21:34
 - No idea (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 4, 11:13:31
 - Reading 2002 (NCFC) - BungysPie, Apr 4, 11:06:18
- I reached the ground when it was 0-2 already (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 4, 11:27:03
 
 - Oh my days (NCFC) - Surrey Yella, Apr 4, 11:00:50
 - Man City (NCFC) - jackamo, Apr 4, 10:59:23
 - Watford 1972 (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 10:50:40
- Same for me, went with my Dad (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 4, 11:53:41
- i guess as i was 14 at the time i should have gone with mine (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 12:44:50
 
 
 - Same for me, went with my Dad (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 4, 11:53:41
 
 - I can’t remember the last time I slept in past 9.30am! (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 4, 09:55:14
- still not watched that week's MOTD (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 4, 11:27:33
 - It's lovely though. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 10:11:04
 - When you were a postman? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 10:00:06
- Postman, not a bad job. Better than walking the streets all day (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 12:08:19
 - Or a milkman? (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 4, 10:06:55
- That would be more appropriate but seem to remember (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 10:11:17
- Blimey mate that was in 2003! (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 4, 12:02:29
- Old but still got me marbles (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 13:07:23
 
 - No milkie's left now anyway are there? (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 4, 10:26:13
- Definitely are. We always use one, comes three times/week (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 4, 11:12:52
 - They're making a comeback (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Apr 4, 10:37:53
 
 
 - Blimey mate that was in 2003! (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 4, 12:02:29
 
 - That would be more appropriate but seem to remember (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 10:11:17
 
 
 - Now the Aussies fave found a headlice drugs that kills the virus, albeit (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 4, 09:53:19
- Link??? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Rombald, Apr 4, 10:14:38
 - I heard methanol kills the virus..... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 10:13:06
- Shame alcohol didn't. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Apr 4, 10:26:47
 - what the shit they put in rockets and burns with no visible flame (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 10:24:51
- Tbh I haven’t heard of any top fuel dragster drivers die (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 11:04:44
 - Apparently  so. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 10:26:32
- OK .... am i allowed to laugh at such stupidity (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 10:31:31
- if you find that sort of thing funny, go ahead (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 4, 11:14:55
 
 
 - OK .... am i allowed to laugh at such stupidity (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 10:31:31
 
 
 
 - Virtual Grand national today (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Apr 4, 08:58:04
- And yet idiots will still bet on it (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 09:22:26
- Yep that's me then. (Other Sports) - emmaroyds, Apr 4, 09:31:44
 - Do they shoot some of the virtual horses if they fall over like in real life? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 09:22:52
- on Call of Duty / Battlefied V (n/m) (Other Sports) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 12:04:09
 - yes (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 09:56:09
 
 
 
 - And yet idiots will still bet on it (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 09:22:26
 - I had to go into Boots yesterday to chase up the repair of my dad’s hearing aids. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 08:05:26
- Pardon.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 13:37:19
 - It's a busy time to be fair, everything is taking longer (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 4, 11:29:04
- I did try to tell him that but it fell on deaf ears (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 11:37:37
 
 - Why didn't you ring them? I'm sure they would have of told you over the phone. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Apr 4, 09:09:31
- Never thought of that (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 11:38:24
 
 
 - I met an Ipswich fan.. (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 4, 08:03:29
- Eye eye captain.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 4, 14:18:15
 - I see (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 4, 14:04:27
 - I work and live in Ipswich and most are thoroughly delightful. (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 08:05:47
 
 - God I miss fishing. It’s made me appreciate the little things. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 08:03:01
- Never understood the joy Fishing (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 4, 09:50:59
 - Me too (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Apr 4, 08:18:54
- With the nature of the sport,you'd think it would  be possible  to res (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 08:21:33
- Absolutely right however the masses would soon create. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 15:45:53
 
 
 - With the nature of the sport,you'd think it would  be possible  to res (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 08:21:33
 
 - Great from Port Vale and Radio Stoke (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 07:54:25
 - Is this what being retired feels like? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 07:08:16
- No! I miss my tea and scones....going cold turkey at the moment (General Chat) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 10:03:12
 - I'm still mostly doing what I would have been doing this time of year (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 4, 09:44:11
 - as one who is retired (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 08:08:53
- I guess so (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 08:17:47
 
 - No you can still do nice things when you are retired (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Apr 4, 07:15:44
- Precisely (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 07:19:35
- Yeah I guess so,it’s just the time warping nature of this.usually I’m trying to fit in (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 08:02:48
 
 
 - Precisely (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 07:19:35
 
 - Woke up this morning feeling fine, I've got promotion on my mind (I haven't).... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 07:03:57
- Not the way you want to start the say really. 😡 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 08:23:09
 - My mornings are more “I got you babe” Groundhog Day-like (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 07:09:42
- I'm now getting on the bastard rowing mochine, gonna row my way out of this (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 07:19:06
- Cheers Tombs,must be frustrating for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 07:56:25
- Not really Augustus, I'm fucked if this thing is going to get me down (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 09:30:14
 
 
 - Cheers Tombs,must be frustrating for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 07:56:25
 
 - I'm now getting on the bastard rowing mochine, gonna row my way out of this (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 07:19:06
 
 - There are some absolute fucking eejits in the world (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 4, 00:33:50
- Clearly a false flag attack by the CIA.... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 01:57:34
 
 - big up the MIGHTY Wrath (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 4, 00:09:37
- agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 4, 07:44:18
 - That’s the spirit (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 07:10:37