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Just rang Sky and told them I was moving over to Virgin Media (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 13, 21:41:59
- Virgin Media are still better (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 13, 22:03:59
Holt suspended for 6 months. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 13, 15:40:31
- how will he get to training? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 15:42:03
  - The 21 or 22. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 13, 15:54:56
    - I do (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 16:00:41
  - The same way as he does at the minute. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 13, 15:54:52
    - how's that then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:02:46
      - Gets a lift with one of the other players, I think. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:03:52
        
        Yes I do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 13, 16:07:49
        
        Either that or he hops. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:04:08
        
        If they still trained at Trowse he could skip there (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 13, 16:06:49
  - push (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 13, 15:50:04
Circa 24.5k attendance on Sat then... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 13, 10:07:28
- Small away support and £32 for an adult ticket for barnsley is too high. simples! (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Sep 13, 11:06:03
  - I paid £24. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 13, 12:01:57
- Not many away fans (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 13, 10:37:51
  - R4 says according to a report published today... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 13, 11:05:26
    - Hmmm - I can't really see what that's based on (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 13, 11:14:14
    - how is your new venture going? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 11:07:13
      - It ain't really... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 13, 11:11:54
        
        ouch.........quite a big issue then! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 11:17:21
        
        Chairs (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 13, 11:20:01
        
        What is it? (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 13, 11:20:43
        
        Yes, yes it is: B1BG1F (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 13, 11:22:38
- Tom Jones (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 13, 10:28:40
  - he wasn't on the list (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 13, 10:34:56
- THE CREDIT CRUNCH IS EATING US (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 13, 10:27:33
- number 6 is a bit rich coming from a stinking monochrome bear (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 13, 10:17:44
- 9 (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 10:17:06
  - It was £24 on Saturday. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 13, 11:35:57
    - still quite a lot if not budgeted for though (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 11:39:48
      - Me too. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 13, 11:43:56
- Casual ticket price is too high. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Sep 13, 10:09:12
Count the world class volleys...just wow...what a great league Serie A was back then... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Sep 12, 23:11:38
- That is amazing. (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 12, 23:54:24
- That Allesandro Melli one was bonzer! (n/m) (Other Football) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 12, 23:26:13
- Good way to promote your Leeds band I guess :s (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 12, 23:20:49
- For the record Diego Simeone's for Pisa was my favourite. (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Sep 12, 23:18:18
  - I'd somehow missed this until the other day: (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 12, 23:21:02
    - I actually remember watching that live! Also delighted in an XXL smiling in the toilet way (Other Football) - Brandonio, Sep 12, 23:28:39
      - It's not quite as good as I remember it. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 12, 23:29:43
Matt Gilks looks really good. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 12, 09:55:34
- So you'd rather Hoolahan wasn't our player too? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 12, 14:14:35
- I think the save to deny Barton 1 on 1 is really good (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 12, 10:41:05
FAO DUKEY (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 13:42:35
- Just being friendly! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 13:48:45
  - hahaha (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 13:54:04
    - I'm using DM now (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 14:03:56
      - I'm telling her mum (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 14:59:18
        
        Does she want a go too then? (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 15:27:39
        
        You probably would (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 15:52:03
Looking forward to tomozzer. Think we'll win. Be nice to give Mark Robins a good welcome. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:40:46
- i wouldnt mong shackell, still agree with the monging of earnie though (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 10, 12:27:43
  - Hello mate. You alright? Are you down for the game tomoz? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 10, 12:37:24
    - sadly my busiest time, blimmin' freshers, donny on tuesday though (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 10, 12:39:07
      - Of course, bet you're stacked out. Win Satdee & at Donny and we're looking good! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 10, 12:40:37
        
        Donny will be a good test, if we play like we did at forest it will be a great game (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 10, 12:43:51
        
        and yes I'm stupidly busy, very mental (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 10, 12:44:17
- Did you hear Flem's reaction to discussing Mark Robins (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 11:46:23
  - flem is like that innie? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 10, 12:35:27
    - I said pants on the radio (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 13:26:13
      - You said a quite deliberate 9, too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 10, 14:22:54
  - I bet it wasn't lukewarm off microphone ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 10, 11:54:54
  - No, what did he say? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:49:43
    - You'll have to listen to it (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 11:56:57
      - I would do but I don't want to hear your voice. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:58:36
        
        I don't like to hear my voice either (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 12:14:47
        
        It drives me wild. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 10, 12:15:36
        
        plus it sounds like chalk on a blackboard (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 12:00:09
  - Did they ever play together? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:47:52
    - not here, surely, Years apart. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:48:42
    - He said they did (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 11:48:37
      - wasn't at Norwich, anyway. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:50:58
        
        Was going to post the same as TH (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 10, 11:53:32
Happy Birthday to MBK off of on here. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:29:53
- Yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 14:29:33
- Yes (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 10, 13:49:23
- HONK! Happy Buffday.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 11:43:12
- Many happy returns on this your special day. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:32:36
Internet speed help required (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 10:54:15
- what you need is to know a BT openreach engineer who uses the wroth!! (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 12:31:49
  - cheers for the info... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:35:29
    - its only worth plugging into the test socket if you have extension sockets (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:17:18
      - 2.5 miles (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 13:24:15
        
        depending on how the cables run (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 14:12:30
    - at best,the key is (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 12:36:49
      - Yes (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:46:40
- Sorry TM couldn't resist (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 10, 11:49:58
- Put a smell or sock near the USB in-port on the router and upload it. Do a stopwatch on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 11:28:15
  - that wont work (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:30:09
  - idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:30:09
- Right what you want to do is this. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:25:53
  - ok cheers, I'll try that later (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:28:28
    - I've had a lot of problems with Sky. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:30:39
      - yup i am, its all they said i could get when i signed up a couple of years ago (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:38:46
        
        Sky Connect is probably the reason then mate. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:47:18
        
        no i havent touched the microfilter. shall i get another off ebay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:49:18
        
        don't it won't affect the speed (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:24:09
        
        Why don't you get Sky to send a man (or woman) out? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:59:17
        
        they'll send a BT Openreach engineer (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:23:14
        
        I think they charge you a fortune, and I'm a man so am stubborn like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:01:36
        
        Surely it's free if you're not getting what you pay for? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:10:24
        
        £99 call out charge + £65 per hour (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:16:25
        
        they shouldn't charge if it proves to be THEIR fault (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:25:39
        
        yeah thats why i want to try everything my side of the socket first (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 13:27:27
        
        Bloody hell! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:45:46
        
        also my phone is ever so slightly "crackly" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:43:15
        
        then all the othe bollox above is a waste of time (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 14:15:16
- What test are you using? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:05:47
  - just done this.... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:20:15
    - No idea what all that means but it doesn't appear to be a real world test (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:29:58
  - hmm i have used the iphone test and online ones and they always come up (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:17:12
    - Yes. almost certainly. (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 10, 11:21:19
      - cheers, ran their test and it says same as that one i posted above. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:27:11
        
        Ring sky and complain. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:53:08
        
        ok will give it a try. I found one of these on ebay so might try it too. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:54:01
        
        Doubt that'll work if the problems are elsewhere (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:09:06
        
        cheers for that. will have a look and see how simple it looks tonight. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:15:40
- Got a bt line too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 10:55:02
  - it was a bt line (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:00:41
    - Lurd's technically put what I want to kind of say (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 11:30:05
No loyalty in footy? (Other Football) - jayson blair, Sep 9, 14:11:53
- no reeves? (n/m) (Other Football) - jayson blair, Sep 9, 15:12:34
- Adkins didn't want to do a Lambert. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 9, 14:20:18
  - No ambition. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 9, 14:38:36
Genuiine tech help required, girlfeind spazzing out (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 9, 12:52:15
- Couldn't you enter the baby as a big brother contestant - problem solved (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 9, 16:19:29
- get a new Girlfriend? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 13:49:39
- What about (General Chat) - fleckmatic, Sep 9, 13:38:45
  - Cheers The Fleckmeister (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 9, 17:03:30
- You need the Maddysoft 7000 (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 13:32:10
  - Now with added tapasbar™ connectivity. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:36:20
    - Doesn't that taco a while to set up? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 14:01:22
      - I'll take that with a pincho salt (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 14:06:24
    - See I would quite like to have a webcam in my kitchen to see what my dog does all day. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 13:38:12
      - It's be like this... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:43:46
        
        Spot on I expect. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 14:12:27
        
        It'll, not it's. I'm not some kind of pirate or west country yokel. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:44:32
        
        enough about you...what about the dog? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 13:44:30
        
        Ba (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:44:56
        
        haha, owned (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 14:02:36
        
        coolio...... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 14:02:20
- I've got loads of experience with a webcam in a bedroom, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 9, 12:56:07
  - Careful, he'll chatrouletteoneoff. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 12:58:11
- Webcam? What are you expecting it to do, juggle or something? (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 12:55:35
  - its all a bit complicated, because we have animals we have to sort out a solid defense for (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 9, 13:03:59
    - buy a door or 2 and keep them shut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 13:54:48
    - i'm not being funny but (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 9, 13:28:23
    - I'm now imaging a baby in a cot, with tigers prowling around it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 9, 13:08:18
    - A solid defence against animals. What animals have you got? Lions? (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:08:17
Right, I'm off to vote. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 12:02:10
- i know this gov is a sham but i didnt realise they called an election already (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 9, 12:21:19
  - Norwich City Council, intut? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 12:59:35
  - local council intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 12:25:49
    - local to whom? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 9, 12:26:53
      - My local Lib Dem candidate is a Selwyn (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 13:29:40
      - not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 12:29:24
      - ........... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 12:29:23
some C**T robbed me of 2.5K yestdee night. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 11:36:59
- blimey - sorry to hear that but you must minted to even consider lending someone that! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 12:37:49
  - A good friend and he only needed it until next week (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:51:32
    - so that's a no to the 20k then! does the club have cctv? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 13:03:25
      - Only at the entrance. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 13:19:47
- how? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 12:05:24
  - with jack hargreaves and fred dinenage (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:13:53
  - Had it with me in my computer bag (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:13:48
    - How careless. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 8, 12:26:01
      - They do but the vast majority of financial transactions are cash here. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:35:13
      - sounds like one of those pyramid scams (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:28:21
        
        He probably needs his Mummy. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 8, 12:36:00
        
        Having that sort of cash lying around is a bit of a Luxor-y (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 13:19:11
    - Did it occur to you (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 8, 12:20:40
      - It would have had he been there. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:26:24
      - it occurred to me (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:23:50
- People will vote conservative I'm afraid (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 8, 11:38:14
Looks like the end is nigh for Higgins (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 12:16:11
- Hopefully the game's governing authority will see red (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Sep 7, 12:41:42
- nah, that's just a Sky fuck up (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 12:40:26
- sport in general (Other Football) - pants, Sep 7, 12:17:43
  - Why do we bother (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 7, 12:44:55
    - 0-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 7, 12:45:21
      - what, all of them? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 12:46:01
        
        oh, sorry, no. Only know the England one. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 7, 12:51:10
  - yup hardly a sport that doesnt have it imho, off the top of my head... (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 12:20:42
    - Someone told me Wrestling was fixed once (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 7, 12:25:05
      - i've got mick mcmanus' autograph somewhere (Other Football) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 13:34:16
      - Dont tell the woman with the handbag in the audience, she'll go mental (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Sep 7, 12:43:31
      - lol - always remember at school, arguing with the wrestling fans (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 12:27:11
        
        I was the wrestling fan (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 7, 12:57:36
        
        did it feel like me saying father christmas doesn't exist? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 12:58:05
        
        haha - now I know you are a fibber! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 7, 13:00:24
        
        school or wrestling Tony? Were you in 5E? (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Sep 7, 12:45:43
Receive the parcel from the Canary Store today, absolutely pleased! (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 3, 03:26:12
- Have you ever thought it might not be the shirts are too small? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 3, 07:53:14
  - they should come in S, M, L, XL, O, CO, FFS. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 07:58:22
    - rolf prawn balls (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 3, 09:01:28
      - lol, bugger, should haveof done that (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 10:08:38
        
        Haha. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 10:11:40
    - ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 3, 08:08:31
- saw the pics on FB, didnt realise they made Grant Holt Tents. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 07:45:46
To while away the next 90 minutes, NCFC alleged transgressors XI (NCFC) - trustsec, Aug 31, 16:32:06
- Nick Cruet (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 19:35:39
- no-one's mentioned... (NCFC) - earthleakage, Aug 31, 17:39:32
- I know a girl who sucked Matias Svensson off round the back of Mercy, does that count? (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Aug 31, 17:12:46
- Pape Diop (NCFC) - raretek, Aug 31, 17:09:35
- Tim Sherwood (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 31, 16:56:28
- Kevin Bond (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 16:46:00
- Chris "Video Star" Brown (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Aug 31, 16:44:51
  - Ben alnwick to in that case. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Aug 31, 16:48:08
- Justin Fashanu and John Fashanu (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 16:43:48
- Peter Mendham (n/m) (NCFC) - Gazzaman, Aug 31, 16:40:48
  - He needs an "NCFC convicted transgressors XI"... (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 31, 16:42:22
- Matty Pattison (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 16:38:45
- Craig Bellamy (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 16:38:25
- David Nielsen (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 16:38:14
- Lee Power (n/m) (NCFC) - Gazzaman, Aug 31, 16:34:52
- Jamie Cureton. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Aug 31, 16:33:45
- Otto (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 16:33:20
  - Haha! (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 31, 16:54:48
Anyone else up for Bears and Mark Curry MKIII? Dozen confirmed so far. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:12:09
- Possibly. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 31, 12:26:25
  - How do you know? When did you last go in? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:27:25
    - Last time I went to BSG was some time in 2005, I think. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 31, 12:31:24
      - Probably. We saw a Thai child gnawing bones out the back. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:32:56
- Probublee. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 12:18:17
  - Will you still be waggoning then? Note from your Mum please. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:19:00
    - Well, there's a thing. Maybe. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 12:24:30
      - Blimey, int life complicated :-( (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 31, 12:35:58
        
        Not really. 2nd order differential equations are complicated. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 12:38:54
        
        I find it easy now, it used to be complicated. As for 2nd order (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 31, 12:45:08
- Possibly mate however the 25th is Mrs Lurds birthday (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 12:13:54
  - falco (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:14:09
- BSG! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 12:13:04
  - BSG! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:13:32
Oinkun has more rumour on Martin incident, alleged of course, unproven gossip (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 10:37:05
- What did it say? Its been deleted now (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 31, 10:49:26
  - he feeds beef burgers to swans (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 31, 11:14:47
    - You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 31, 11:36:15
  - it said chris martin eats swans (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 11:00:27
    - and lays eggs (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 11:01:29
    - and throws cats in bins (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 11:01:21
- But now... (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:46:37
- The photo they posted looks wrong (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 31, 10:45:39
- Surprised Archant hasn't removed that post (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 31, 10:44:46
  - They have now. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 10:48:46
    - Someone posted a picture, supposedly of CM on the ground with three coppers cuffing/holdi (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 10:57:03
      - However, if you look at the name of the image, it is called: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 11:03:35
      - It was more what lurd posted below (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 31, 11:01:34
      - It's already out there (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:59:49
    - It gave some gory details (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:53:10
    - ... (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 10:50:52
      - lurd fought the law, and lurd won, lurd fought the law and lurd won. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 11:02:34
        
        Ben may have lost though. ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 11:04:09
      - Don't forget Chris Martin dressed as Peter Pan, and former player as a Chicken (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 10:53:40
        
        Dressed as canary chicken thing (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:54:17
      - See, I was being subtle. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:53:38
      - Yup this is what was said. The guy only has 49 posts though. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 10:53:16
        
        Still there for me. Wanted me to log in for a while, but back again now (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 10:55:47
      - You're proper nawty (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 31, 10:52:43
*** OFFICIAL SMS *** (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 10:01:47
- I think we will, perhaps someone going out on loan (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:05:38
  - Chris Martin loaned to some country with no extradition treaty perhaps (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 10:35:33
Just search on the web, FA Cup Extra Preliminary Round? (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 09:49:15
- David. On reviewing the wrath for the last day or so. How come you didn't know that Hucks (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 10:01:56
  - Well honestly I really did not know why Adam is pencil head, or did Hucks call him? (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:06:27
    - Link here Dave... (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 10:17:24
      - Thanks for the link, so can I call Beckham is pencil head too? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:21:29
        
        No, he's a dick head. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 10:24:16
        
        No, he's a top bloke head (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 11:56:03
      - Oh mine, Aug 28th Adam's birthday (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:18:56
        
        did you forget to send him a birthday card? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 10:22:07
        
        I absolutely forget (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:22:52
        
        Here's the party in full swing... (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 10:21:19
        
        Do you recognise any of his mates with the scary eyes? (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 31, 10:39:16
    - Davo you need to get on Twitter (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 10:07:55
      - Don't like Earnie (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:08:45
        
        whats wrong with the prince of zambia? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 10:20:05
        
        *saucy* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 10:12:34
- David, you really need to get out more. Buy a canoe or a bike or somat (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 31, 09:58:37
  - Sadly it was possible for me to get a canoe (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:03:35
    - Narrow aperture in a canoe as well. It's a consideration. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 10:06:48
      - This would be the one for David. He'd fit in that f***er (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 31, 10:11:07
        
        Definitely there's no way for me to offer one (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:14:24
        
        rolf kayak (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 10:13:17
    - 32 great british pounderdollars....? too much money, kmarn... (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 10:06:01
- Yes - league teams go in at the first round. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 09:57:42
  - That's means what Kings Lynn Town now playing? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:03:54
- 12 rounds in the fa cup, 6 qualifying and 6 "proper" rounds (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 09:57:36
  - I did hear before is amateur can pay to play in the FA CUp? Is it true? (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:05:06
    - Kings Lynn Town (NCFC) - south, Aug 31, 10:08:31
      - Oh! they have to be in the non league for 1 year? Really don't know... (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:12:36
  - Makes you wonder why they don't just cut out all the earlier stuff (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 31, 09:59:38
    - itd be just as exciting (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 10:00:30
I bring the news FIRST (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 30, 18:35:21
- Any more info you can divulge? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 30, 20:04:46
  - Nope (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 30, 20:22:54
- except it wasnt on prince of wales (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 30, 18:38:51
  - I was told it was by someone who saw it. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 30, 18:44:09
    - only cos you let ex players bum you (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 19:12:45
  - there goes my 5 dong (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 30, 18:39:33
- you are the custody sgt on bethel street nick and i claim my 5 vietnamese dong (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 30, 18:36:41
Just heard from a mate one of our players was a bit naughty last night. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 29, 11:21:14
- Of course not. Just tell us. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Aug 29, 11:41:07
- Drury (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 29, 11:27:49
  - Ill go for Pencil Head too as it was his birthday! (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 29, 12:30:52
    - Sure it will all come out but ill post some pics to state what's alleged to have happened. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 29, 12:51:04
      - not again ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 29, 14:59:37
      - I dun't get the third one. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 12:57:36
        
        Prince of Wales Road at a guess (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 29, 16:12:37
        
        charlie ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 13:01:01
        
        I knew it was Charlie! Just couldn't place the reference other than (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 13:06:59
        
        no ffs (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 13:09:44
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 13:17:30
        
        Prince of Wales (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 29, 12:59:05
        
        Ah right yes. HRH road. Wasn't thinking it would have occured in the fine (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 13:00:50
      - crikey (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 12:54:54
      - Cold play singer boxes for Prince Charles (NCFC) - conker, Aug 29, 12:54:20
Can I say I expected Leon Barrett wear the Underarmour roll neck yellow baselayer (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 28, 14:39:24
- I've been looking at this message for a good five minutes now, (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 28, 14:46:17
  - If you see the official site, hie photos, and you will understand (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 28, 15:00:11
  - You need to get in the real world Tuds. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 28, 14:51:46
    - The real world is the last place I want to be. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 28, 15:10:03
- Thanks for letting us know. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 28, 14:40:45
  - I just see any picture about him on the internet (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 28, 14:43:30
    - It's very important. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 28, 14:57:47
      - I have the Nike one myself, it is shit (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 28, 15:01:06
no away fans pub-shithole (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 27, 20:33:52
- The Larwood and Voce Tavern is the away fan pub I think (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Aug 27, 21:46:33
  - Being that the Larwod has a big sign outside saying 'HOME FANS ONLY'... (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 28, 23:09:56
  - chairs! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 27, 21:53:11
- Go to Hooters. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 27, 21:10:27
- I would't go drinking in any of the boozers near the ground anyway (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 20:44:16
  - anyone would think it was fuckin millwall lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 27, 20:49:51
    - not as many guns in Millwall (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 20:50:32
      - I think you'll find that many parts of Nottm are just as, if not rougher than Millwall (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 21:51:18
        
        Where do you suggest then? Train gets to Notts at 12.30 (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Aug 27, 22:13:19
        
        so does mine (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 27, 22:24:06
        
        head towards the city centre, it's not far and there are loads of good pubs around (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 28, 01:21:35
  - yeah the kids will get more money pick pocketing in the city (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 20:47:04
    - lol (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 21:52:21
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 27, 20:47:39
      - ;o) (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 20:48:54
  - why not? but cheers anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 27, 20:45:06
Back from my holidays. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 27, 18:15:42
- There's a lady who puts cats in bins. (But not in a Top/Boss cat sort of way) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 27, 19:14:52
  - "lady" is surely stretching it a little far (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 20:07:49
- Fuck all then clearly. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 27, 18:53:47
  - correct (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 19:04:03
    - I almost forgot today's big news though (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 19:04:40
      - I only took 3 pairs away with me so was commando most of the week. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 27, 19:35:44
        
        cheers for that (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 19:37:14
        
        I used to go commando quite frequently (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 20:05:38
        
        lol - happened to my Granddad when he was living with us - I'll never forget the noise (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 20:13:27
        
        haha akin to the squealing of a stuck pig? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 20:21:49
      - boxers or briefs (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 19:27:42
        
        tight lycra boxers (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 20:05:03
        
        banked (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 20:14:28
        
        lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 27, 20:24:30
ffs people-the football season is august-may.book your holidays outside of theses dates (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 19, 10:50:19
- selwyn, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 19, 12:13:42
  - Do you *really* mean no disrespect? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 19, 12:23:20
    - I didn't mean anything really, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 19, 12:27:43
      - He's gone, (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 19, 12:38:56
  - :-O (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 12:20:54
- Humans have different gestation periods to pigs. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 19, 11:52:14
- football shcmootball (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 11:47:52
- No bites, shit troll; No bites, shit troll. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 11:37:28
- Too obvious and desperate. Need tp up your game there Sellars. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 19, 11:23:43
- Was booked for me. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 19, 11:12:50
Wrath help required: Books. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 10:41:46
- Luke Haines - Bad Vibes: Britpop and My Part In Its Downfall (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 19, 13:23:33
- Cheers gays (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 11:25:41
- i read "Firestrike 7/9" its about JTAC's in Afghanistan and is very good (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 19, 11:08:55
- This is a good read (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 19, 11:08:10
- Give this a go (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 19, 11:06:01
- If you can find it in time... (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 11:03:52
- John Osbourne Radio Head and Newsagent's Window... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 11:01:10
- Wisden is always a winner (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 19, 10:53:36
  - My mate writes for them (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 11:14:31
- 'How to Drive a Tank' by Frank Coles. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 19, 10:51:53
- would you prefer fact or fiction? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 10:50:21
  - fact (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 11:14:20
    - In that case, get "Why does E=mc²‎ (And why should we care?)" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 11:18:57
      - that's on me list that is (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 11:22:37
        
        Fermat's Last, yes I have, and I agree. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 11:38:35
    - My Father and Other Working Class Heroes - Gary Imlach (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 11:18:24
      - Endorse all of those ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 11:21:01
      - Gary Imlach of World Tiddlywinks Championship fame ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 11:18:59
        
        Cycling mostly (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 11:20:42
        
        Alongside Elton John's uncle, of course. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 11:24:43
        
        yes, Dwight scored from Imlach's cross, iirc (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 11:27:19
- The new(-ish) Iain Banks - Transition (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 10:47:45
- part timers football guide (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 19, 10:45:45
  - Who's that by? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 10:46:40
    - Selwyn. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 10:47:57
- "my everlasting dog" (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 10:44:56
- Jane Eyre (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 19, 10:43:07
Anyone here been to Bruges? (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 19, 09:43:03
- Very nice. Watch out for Paddies with guns though. Check out Gent as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 10:26:10
  - racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 10:28:18
    - Oh, and shopping in Antwerp aside, everything else in Belgium is shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 10:30:38
      - ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 10:34:52
- i was there in may (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 10:17:00
  - The tower is usually open until seven, yesterday an American had a heart attack at the tow (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 10:34:05
    - it is a fair old hike up tbf (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 10:37:36
      - Whooooooosh (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 11:25:42
- Well since you ask... (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 19, 10:07:05
- may moons ago on a day trip (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 09:57:36
  - ffs many (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 10:02:20
- For two weeks? In fucking Bruges? In a room like this? With you? No way. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 09:54:35
- Yes (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 09:51:26
  - I've seen it, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 19, 09:52:51
- yes....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 09:49:15
  - I used to know a nice Belgian lady, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 19, 09:52:00
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 09:46:32
- It's like a fairytale (n/m) (General Chat) - thirdlion, Aug 19, 09:44:07
Where's the best pre-game pub in Notts? (General Chat) - bird table, Aug 18, 15:19:17
- Depends on what time you're getting there, what sort of pre match you like (General Chat) - wgf500, Aug 18, 15:46:41
  - I do like the Olde Trip... (General Chat) - bird table, Aug 18, 15:53:15
    - The trip's alright, but there are some other good ones a bit further up Castle Blvd (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 16:06:34
- Hooters (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 18, 15:43:30
- I've heard good things about The Fist and Nosebleed Arms (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Aug 18, 15:32:18
car crash v plane crash - got to be a plane crash shirley? (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 18, 10:49:43
- I'd shrink myself and hide in the black box, its nearly always found undamaged! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 18, 11:00:16
- That's my big fear. You'll often have a couple of minutes to think about just how (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 10:58:33
  - depends how quickly you plummit. if its dropping out of the sky (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 18, 11:01:30
    - maybe,l some of the pan am lockerbie passengers regained consciousness (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 18, 11:11:07
    - Think I'd soil me pantaloons pronto though (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 18, 11:02:08
      - best hope you crash over the sea then (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 18, 11:06:57
- I'm flying on Friday. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 18, 10:55:10
  - im flying saturday (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 18, 11:03:51
I love Bellers. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 17, 12:02:16
- me too, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 17, 12:22:55
- I think many City fans do..I certainly do, I'm just pissed he's joined Cardiff. (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 17, 12:14:24
  - hes welsh why wunt he plus he didnt really like norwich much (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 17, 12:17:22
    - Keet O Neils (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 17, 12:20:16
  - I would of loved it if he came back to 'the Norwich'. But fair play to him, his hometown (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 17, 12:16:24
    - Yeah. Just envious of them really. Bellars and Holt up font. Kin warz ! (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 17, 12:17:12
      - I'd of have of had martin and Holt with Bellers in the hole. Maybe. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 17, 12:21:04
        
        He'd be better off oop here - (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 17, 12:23:54
        
        More sheep than Wales ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 17, 12:27:00
        
        No, more than Norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 17, 12:28:03
      - I've just got a demi-tent that will remain unfulfilled. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 17, 12:19:25
        
        and £45K/wk worse off :-( (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 17, 12:21:46
        
        True, there's over 1000 tickets left for satdee though, they'd have all gone...... (NCFC) - megson, Aug 17, 12:29:33
Bellamy...will take Cardiff up. Hucks almost single handed got us promoted and with all (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Aug 17, 11:28:49
- He's due an injury, last season for the 1st time in years he was fit most of the time (Other Football) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 12:02:09
  - Yep. Norwich vs Cardiff: Bellendamy hat-trick and The Norwich to win 4-3. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 17, 14:06:33
- Totally different players. On his day, Hucks could destroy the opposition in the same way (Other Football) - Higher Wrather, Aug 17, 11:43:08
  - May well be Green Eyed Monster .... but it's wrong a club such as Cardiff (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Aug 17, 11:50:27
    - I agree entirely (Other Football) - Jim, Aug 17, 12:01:24
  - Or Bellamy could get injured two games in and be out for months. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 17, 11:47:17
- Despite that, and winning press and fellow pro awards (Other Football) - pants, Aug 17, 11:30:50
  - Fleming deserved the PFA award imo (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 17, 11:44:03
  - Ha ha, Naughty pants. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 17, 11:34:00
Fao pants, or anyone else who listens to the Collings and Herrin podcasts, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 17, 11:18:10
- I'm so far behind on their stuff (General Chat) - pants, Aug 17, 11:29:46
- Give me Cannon and Ball anyday. The festival is for those who wish to be seen to differ (n/m) (General Chat) - Keyboard_Worrier, Aug 17, 11:22:42
  - I don't know what that means but I'm at the festival and a bit cross that we missed out on (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 17, 11:56:08
    - Here you go (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 17, 12:10:38
  - You're good you are. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 17, 11:25:10
    - I can't wait until the school holidays are over, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 17, 11:30:03
      - Agreed, I fucking hate teachers. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 17, 11:48:00
        
        Lol! I'm looking out for your friend and Berlin Canary's brother. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 17, 11:56:47
Wrathism XI (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:11:37
- Darren Needy (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 16, 14:19:48
- Victim Moses (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 16, 14:17:51
- Bastian 9steiger (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 16, 14:15:39
- Rhoys Goal. Fuck. Wiggins (n/m) (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Aug 16, 12:19:24
- Superb idea. Not a wrathism 11 entry obviously. Just pointing out hte quality of the XI (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 16, 12:11:45
- Leroy Rosenior Opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 16, 11:56:20
- Alan GIYLFzean (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:50:18
- Gareth Pork Pie Jelleyman Jism (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:46:50
- Gary Holt Gary Holt Gary Holt Gary Holt Gary Holt Gary Holt Gary Holt Gary Holt Gary Holt (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:44:48
- Byronic Blub (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 16, 11:44:44
- Alan 'Nice' Lee Brought to the Top. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:44:40
- Graham Gibson (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 16, 11:44:23
- Sunday Oliteh (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 11:42:45
- Eric "Ber Strete" Gates (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 11:41:57
- Ledley Kings (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 11:41:22
- Jimmy Greenhaveof (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:38:36
  - Team Name - Oferfordwest (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:39:52
- John Pantstilt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 16, 11:37:39
- Rolf Wiggins (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 16, 11:37:00
- Pumpa Bouba Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 16, 11:36:08
- Teddy Shutuppants (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:35:59
- Stefan Kuntz (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 16, 11:35:16
- David RoNewcastlearepayinghalf (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 16, 11:34:02
- Steve Ladyboy on Tiltson (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:31:41
- Daryl Butch (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:30:16
- Neil Warnock-knock (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 16, 11:27:47
  - Who's there? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:28:06
    - George Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 16, 11:40:12
      - Nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:41:31
- Don Howe many are we taking to Palace? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:27:14
- Seethe Stone (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:27:06
- Clubsajoke Hole (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:26:13
- Jeremy Aliadiere I've said it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:24:01
- Flounce Malouda (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 16, 11:23:09
- Dean Windup (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 16, 11:22:21
- Papa Blubber Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 16, 11:20:53
- Christian of the Dailly (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:20:47
- Papa Bouba Gayoff (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 16, 11:20:06
- Nigel Spackpackman (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:17:41
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:18:55
- Gianni ZuiverBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 16, 11:17:17
- Dino Zoff of on here. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:14:07
  - Robert HTH (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 11:14:45
Had to happen eventually... (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 16, 10:35:32
- Affirmative action let's take it back. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:07:18
  - Shall I save it for you? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 16, 11:12:26
    - Ha ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 16, 11:34:20
    - The caped crusader is back. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:13:20
  - It's not surprising that David Bentley's career has died on its arse, is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 16, 11:10:02
    - No. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:10:37
  - Daddy or chips? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 16, 11:09:36
    - Not mutually exclusive. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:11:27
  - Should we of got rid of Roeder? (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 16, 11:09:14
    - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:10:09
  - What does everyone think of tennis? (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 16, 11:08:47
    - I dislike it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 16, 11:10:53
- I fear you may be right. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 16, 10:45:36
- RIP Wrath (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 16, 10:40:37
any goal linkage anyone? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 16, 10:05:39
- Here you go, you big beautiful man. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 16, 10:36:31
- here (NCFC) - general idiot, Aug 16, 10:11:01
  - idiot (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 16, 10:17:12
    - pots and kettles n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Aug 16, 10:19:31
Happy monday after an away win everybody. (General Chat) - megson, Aug 16, 09:24:53
- "Will Heaven be like Swansea?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 16, 09:41:04
  - Good knows. Jesus its quiet on here this morning. I expected once the season started (General Chat) - megson, Aug 16, 09:45:28
    - It's holiday season though innit? (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 16, 09:46:22
      - I'm in ediburgh monitoring things from my iPhone (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 16, 09:55:32
        
        Are you there for the festival? (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 16, 10:43:44
        
        *Edinburgh (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 16, 09:56:45
      - Aye true, good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 16, 09:51:34
I did something the other night that I swore I would never do in my life. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 15, 22:18:35
- I died on stage once. Bloody Communards (n/m) (General Chat) - TheHoolahanElement, Aug 15, 22:31:31
- I love Karaoke. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 15, 22:20:11
  - Never Can Tell - Chuck Berry. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 15, 22:21:34
    - choon (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 15, 22:44:08
      - We should have a wrath karaoke night. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 15, 22:46:58
        
        As long as I don't have to play pool again. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 15, 23:13:35
        
        I always do Whitney. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 15, 23:28:45
        
        I'm a floor clearer. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 15, 23:31:18
        
        I just imagined that, and all the windows in my house broke. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 15, 23:29:54
        
        That was me hitting top C. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 15, 23:33:00
        
        Smack My Bitch Up (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 15, 22:56:14
        
        Smack my butch up more like! (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 15, 22:56:48
        
        That would well bend your face up! I'm in! (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 15, 22:49:53
        
        I'd have to do Animals by Talking Heads. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 15, 22:48:48
        
        "They say they don't need money, they're living off nuts and berries" (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 15, 23:17:40
        
        lol, me too. (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 15, 23:22:11
        
        I'll fucking do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 15, 23:29:53
        
        Wait for me to come back from holiday. Please. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 15, 23:45:46
        
        YES! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 15, 23:42:51
        
        haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 15, 23:41:23
        
        I don't think they do karaoke in the BSG though. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 15, 23:51:18
        
        vvvvv look at that - 3 replies in 26 seconds vvvvvvv (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 15, 23:56:25
        
        They do. I've seen and heard it. It's not for the soft hearted though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 15, 23:54:29
        
        They do. We sang Chasing Cars. I'm still traumatised. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 15, 23:54:17
        
        We've seen it and documented it. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 15, 23:54:03
        
        And you showed me. Der. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 16, 00:06:06
        
        Fucking A. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 15, 23:55:43
        
        We may have to arrange this properly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 16, 00:00:12
Great news for England! (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 15, 14:00:23
- Oh great. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 15, 14:05:03
  - stuart pearce is a joke too (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 15, 14:10:41
  - Ian Holloway (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 15, 14:08:14
    - As amusing as Holloway is, you may as well give the job to Selwyn. (Other Football) - tudders, Aug 15, 14:54:17
Forest are all over Dirty Leeds (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 15, 13:28:05
- Leeds must have over 4000 fans there (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Aug 15, 13:40:05
- Ernie hits post (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Aug 15, 13:31:01
  - Earnie and Blackstock look fucking good. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 15, 13:32:38
Curling headers - Rob Newman v Oldham, Chris Sutton v Soton. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Aug 15, 12:06:28
- Semi... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 15, 14:49:34
- I think against Everton? Neville Southall in goal???? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 15, 14:47:45
- Henry v Oldham og (NCFC) - pants, Aug 15, 13:32:19
  - who? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 15, 13:38:02
    - ha (NCFC) - pants, Aug 15, 13:41:32
      - How the fuck did you remember Nick Henry from Oldham 1993 ?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 15, 13:44:11
        
        Sorry for remembering important parts of our history (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 15, 16:29:50
        
        Because this is Pants (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 15, 14:40:47
        
        For a jest, I was going to do a sweepstake for the weekly gobb swipe at pants (NCFC) - pants, Aug 15, 16:06:54
- it was a fluke (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 15, 12:13:37
  - Jesus could get on the end of any cross (n/m) (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Aug 15, 12:18:10
    - Doesn't Jesus always score from the rebound? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 15, 13:42:58
      - No that's Gretsky. Jesus Saves. He's a ghoulie. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 15, 13:43:44
    - he dont miss, nailed on. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 15, 12:22:35
    - you speak of him as if he could walk on water (NCFC) - Tomblander, Aug 15, 12:21:48
      - No need to crucify the lad just because of who his father was (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 15, 12:23:24
        
        Could an omnipotent God create a stone He could not lift? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 15, 12:34:14
        
        ^^^An example of Russell's paradox, logic fans (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 15, 13:26:50
        
        Yes, a great way to prove there is a number greater than infinity (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 15, 13:43:08
      - Holt? (n/m) (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Aug 15, 12:22:58
IS there a wotb league on fantasy.premierleague? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 14, 09:58:22
- 43340-68714 (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 14, 10:37:00
Raoul Moatrid (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 13, 00:04:16
- he was well butch. (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 13, 00:08:33
Right, the legend that is Charles21 will give his opinions now (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 12, 18:45:12
- Number 2......... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 12, 20:18:32
  - do they?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 12, 20:27:38
    - oh absolutely (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 20:45:27
      - i didn't know (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Aug 12, 22:17:18
      - sounds like Gunny was unlucky then (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 12, 21:26:33
- "I am Legend" (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 12, 20:15:38
- and apparently Martin O'Neill is the 'quitter' (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Aug 12, 19:25:33
- surely it should be "CuntELL", as in "Fabio Cuntello" (Other Football) - Higher Wrather, Aug 12, 19:23:22
- No.5 (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 12, 19:19:46
  - good work (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 12, 19:42:08
- Just to an addition to point No 4 (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Aug 12, 19:13:28
  - I think it was around that time that it began to turn sour (Other Football) - Charles21, Aug 12, 19:49:12
    - Yes (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Aug 12, 19:57:48
2nd half was very refreshing last night, things aren't as bleak as we thought. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:05:32
- Gibbs wasn't shit when he played for us (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 12, 10:11:53
  - this made i laugh (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 12, 10:20:39
    - The only problem with Gibbs was that we didn't need him at the time. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 12, 10:24:57
- Yeah but Gibbs was actually shit when he was with us. (n/m) (Other Football) - Wiltshire Yellow, Aug 12, 10:01:02
  - 7 games on loan. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 12, 10:17:00
  - He wasn't, he was a young lad with obvious potential and did OK. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 10:06:19
    - If he was one of our own, I can understand playing a kid to improve them. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 12, 10:26:10
      - Is 100% the correct answer!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 12, 10:47:53
    - you're in a feisty mood this morning jaffers (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 10:12:56
      - What of it you cockney fop? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 10:15:43
        
        Repeat after me... (Other Football) - Arganth, Aug 12, 10:20:52
- Adam Johnson's pretty good. Looked like he was actually enjoying playing football. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 12, 09:51:25
  - Last season playing for Man City (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 12, 10:09:16
  - yup, liked what i saw of him, and had a boomer of a distance shot which (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 12, 09:54:56
  - I'd like to see all the youngsters kept in, write off Euro12 and build for next WC. (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 12, 09:54:04
Bobby Zamora is playing for England. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 11, 21:41:34
Who is fattest? Wrath decides. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 11, 15:47:43
- is that a john dere? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 11, 16:39:58
- Do you reckon he actually injured his head, or is just wearing that bandage in a (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:53:28
  - XXL tried to have a proper look at his arse and it nearly fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 11, 16:01:20
  - I think he has a couple of pies concealed beneath the bandage. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 11, 15:59:02
  - XXL is well gangsta innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 11, 15:54:16
    - Not XXL, the other one - XL (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:55:18
      - dem is boaf sic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 11, 15:58:49
- Where did Small Chicken Thing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 11, 15:51:37
  - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 11, 16:14:01
  - cross the road? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 11, 16:08:31
- Davo is about 4ft isn't he? (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 11, 15:50:58
- Captain Canary (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:50:39
- asianbabe in the address bar? (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 11, 15:48:52
Frazer Forster is 22 (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 11, 15:44:55
- and would you also like to tell us how old Frank Fielding is? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 16:03:54
  - 68 (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 11, 16:16:57
    - From the bags under his eyes he looks like it (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 16:25:02
  - 3 weeks younger than FF. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 11, 16:09:26
    - and also over 21 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 11, 16:19:21
- And ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:45:53
  - Over 21 (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 11, 15:47:34
    - You are allowed some over aged players though, but being over 21 explains why (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:51:42
      - Fabio just asked the U21 keepers to come along and help out training. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 11, 15:53:16
        
        I got rid of a load of plasma earlier. (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 11, 15:56:29
        
        What bird? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 11, 16:04:05
        
        This 'un (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 11, 16:09:09
        
        Ahhh! Ectoplasm! (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 11, 16:00:16
        
        He did an all (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:54:10
      - Because he is not as good as the other keepers (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 11, 15:52:48
        
        Oh just fuck off and humour me FFS. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:54:43
        
        lol (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 11, 15:59:19
  - Single. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 11, 15:47:20
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:50:50
Adebayo Akinfenwa's profile on Gillingham site says: (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:17:36
- I'm that height and only a stone and half lighter. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 11, 15:41:32
- I dunno, sounds wrong though (Other Football) - Huge Small, Aug 11, 15:35:46
- Maybe his was wearing lots of layers last night. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 11, 15:26:40
- he is 6ft1" according to wiki (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 15:24:51
  - But only 5' 11" according to everything else (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:27:30
    - but wiki is correct every time, 60% of the time. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 15:28:21
- i'm (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Aug 11, 15:23:18
- My skinny white arse he is. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 11, 15:22:35
- I'm that height and weigh 5lbs less. They are telling lies. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Aug 11, 15:18:52
  - Same stats on Soccerbase. Dunt think Gills have weighed him yet (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:20:59
    - Soccernet says he is even lighter. Swansea one looks a bit more realistic: (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:24:57
      - We have an advance on the weight yet again: (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:26:51
- I was about 120 kg I think, 240 lbs.... (Other Football) - XXL16, Aug 11, 15:18:34
- Gills' (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:18:17
- *Godzillic* (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 11, 15:17:58
Did some one say Forest tix were on sale? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 11, 13:15:44
- Yes (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 11, 13:23:18
  - No need I got the answer ;-) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 11, 13:24:42
- No idea. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 11, 13:18:03
  - Aquí (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 11, 13:29:27
    - Yeah..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 11, 13:32:56
      - And should have said.... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 11, 13:39:09
        
        Actually I think those are just season tickets (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 11, 13:46:12
        
        Oh. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 11, 13:52:11