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Anybody on Wrothers been watching An idiot Abroad? (NCFC) - loz, Oct 6, 08:55:59
- I think it's good. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 6, 09:30:12
- pants on his hols that is (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 6, 09:25:14
- No, I thought it was going to be shit (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 6, 09:15:42
  - i can't be arsed to watch anything on sky one (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 09:18:48
- I have. Not sure if he is 'real' or not. Almost a parody of himself. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 6, 09:10:09
- does it star brandonio? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 09:09:56
fao otto (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 07:33:41
- I had a little look yesterday and you can go by coach for ?9 each way. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 6, 08:46:02
  - MATE U R D BEST! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 6, 09:39:05
  - ...think he means the game at CR. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 6, 09:12:12
    - YEAH SO DID I YOU MUG (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 6, 09:27:40
Who is actually going on Friday? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:15:39
- 2 adults 4 kids (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 16:21:37
- not me (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 5, 15:34:33
  - You could have got a block booking with all your kids (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 5, 15:39:20
    - cant afford it mate (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 5, 15:40:08
  - my benefits wont stretch that far (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Oct 5, 15:36:38
    - *logs out* (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 15:39:15
      - But you haven't, have you? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:42:28
- Yup (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Oct 5, 15:21:15
- Me and 2 of the kids. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Oct 5, 15:21:00
- Me 3 (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Oct 5, 15:19:47
- Me and I am too. (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 5, 15:17:42
  - Not rarely. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:34:12
    - Fair enough. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 5, 15:53:32
    - Sounds like the ideal forum (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 5, 15:38:15
      - I thought that as soon as I typed it! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Oct 5, 15:43:26
      - ha (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 15:38:59
Would you care if all benefits were scrapped? (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 15:13:09
- no brainer (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 15:37:34
How much ??? do you get per kid these days? (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:07:07
- break mrs lurds arm (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 12:32:59
  - or her neck (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 12:34:00
    - ?80k (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:46:32
      - kerching! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 12:47:25
- tax credits is where the money is (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 12:27:00
  - does if you have 6 kids! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:03:36
    - i've got 4 selwyns (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 13:19:51
      - doesn't he miss them? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 5, 13:24:06
      - congrats (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:22:39
    - Yet you've been on here all day (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 13:04:19
      - yes-good isnt it (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:05:01
        
        Probably why Cameron's trying to get you off your arse (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 5, 13:07:46
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:09:04
  - I earn too much apparently. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:32:37
    - bad luck (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:02:54
  - they're changing n'all (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 12:29:58
    - Poor people get all the breaks (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:30:37
- ?20 a week for the first (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 12:15:30
  - You get more for a disabled though apparently. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:23:39
    - not child benefit.no (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 5, 13:10:57
    - you'd need to prove you weren't negligent (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 12:26:53
      - I could get my nan to move in with me too. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 5, 12:32:07
      - george michaels cooking your dinner for ya (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 5, 12:27:53
        
        yep someone might pay good money for that (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 12:29:06
  - my first is due in March (General Chat) - city_lad, Oct 5, 12:21:42
    - she'll regret that when it comes to the night-time feeds (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 12:27:27
      - I agree with this ^^^^ B/F is bloody tough, but easier in some ways. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 5, 12:33:59
      - oh, and good luck! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 5, 12:27:53
- I think they're quite difficult to sell, lurd. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 5, 12:12:51
guess whos top at mo in my top ten wrath wankers 2010 awards? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:56:38
- fuck, I'd better start putting some time in (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 17:00:49
  - lol youre not even top 5o! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:02:01
    - Do you know how many 50 is? (NCFC) - tudders, Oct 4, 17:04:34
      - fingers on your hand? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:06:30
        
        Or the amount of fingers you can get in your......... (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 17:08:29
    - you're shitting me (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 4, 17:03:26
    - You've actually compiled a Top 50? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 17:03:07
      - no (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:05:04
        
        Well stop talking out of your arse then (NCFC) - pants, Oct 4, 17:05:58
        
        when selwyn logs off of here and logs onto the pinkun (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 17:08:30
        
        Mathematical impossibility (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Oct 4, 17:40:49
        
        no it isn't (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 17:46:02
        
        Yes. I think he meant 'average'. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 4, 17:42:22
        
        Me too (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Oct 4, 17:43:17
        
        chortle (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 17:14:50
- HMRC? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 4, 16:57:47
  - no i love them (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:59:46
    - you won't like the benefits cap (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 17:12:03
      - wont bother me im not middle class! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 17:19:22
        
        you're getting confused between the non-payment of child benefit to the highest earners (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 17:25:53
        
        just aswell i have 2 with disabilities then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 4, 20:55:45
        
        on the bbc news this morning he said it would raise a billyun (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 4, 17:49:20
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, Oct 4, 17:23:05
- HAS to be Garry Brooke (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:57:37
  - nicely brought to the top (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, Oct 4, 17:00:28
    - That's just what he does, every time (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 17:01:32
      - Cheers, Git. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 4, 17:03:40
FAO Lee or anyone else that's a whizz with Excel. (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:41:02
- This should work (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 4, 16:50:50
  - Cheers, I'll give that a go. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:56:00
- actually why do you need to do all the calculations in one cell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 16:46:11
  - Just so that first cell shows net cost in $, and second shows gross price in ?, (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:55:40
    - Hidden columns are your friend (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 4, 16:57:19
      - yeah, do this ^^^ (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 17:15:31
      - I was just thinking that. (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 17:00:41
        
        Locked in the BSG for a week. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 4, 17:09:23
  - was exactly question i was about to ask... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:47:21
- use brackets and shit and just type it all out in one long formula intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 4, 16:44:50
  - I tried that, (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:45:49
    - Result then. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 4, 16:56:47
- Even I can do that (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:43:29
- GIYLF (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:42:31
  - FOYFC. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 4, 16:44:59
    - FOYTPFWER (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:47:11
      - Lack of opposable thumbs fucked up your typing again, sellers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:50:22
        
        Do you type with your thumbs?? (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:53:19
        
        (shhhh - I don't think he spotted the fallacy in my post...) (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:54:01
        
        (I think I have got the all-clear) (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:57:32
        
        what was wrong with you? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:58:26
        
        fallacy? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:55:19
        
        From the words "phallus" and "see", thus "Whenever selwyn logs on you see a total phallus" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 4, 16:59:08
        
        FOYFFW (: (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Oct 4, 16:52:25
        
        I went on holiday there. Toll charge on the Severn is a bastard though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 4, 16:53:04
Kevin Davies is in the England Squad (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 4, 14:14:28
- That answers Gary Lineker's question more succinctly than anyone managed last night. (Other Football) - jafski, Oct 4, 14:39:59
- Oh dear. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 4, 14:28:42
Simeon Jackson has more than a touch of the Earnies about him. (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 3, 11:59:43
Karl Henry's tackle (Other Football) - pants, Oct 2, 13:41:33
- I'm sure we will hear he's "not that sort of player" (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Oct 2, 13:51:35
  - did this, didn't he? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 13:52:50
    - oh, and this (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 2, 13:54:54
- Contact wasn't actually that bad... (Other Football) - Dog, Oct 2, 13:49:48
  - ... (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Oct 2, 13:52:19
    - Yep, thanks for proving my point. (Other Football) - Dog, Oct 2, 14:01:24
      - Sidwell stupidly kicked out at a player in a tackle last week (Other Football) - pants, Oct 2, 14:09:27
        
        I never denied the intention was there to do harm. (Other Football) - Dog, Oct 2, 14:26:55
        
        Yeah, totally. Giving a bit of perspective. People will want McCarthy to slam the player (Other Football) - pants, Oct 2, 14:28:52
Morning all. Anyone up for a Friday morning FACT ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 1, 09:31:32
- I love a fact hunt (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 1, 10:05:59
- yes please. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 1, 09:36:37
  - Here goes... (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 1, 09:41:49
    - Optimus Prime out of the films, or the cartoons? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Oct 1, 09:51:51
      - The same person. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 1, 10:08:16
        
        Didn't he try and invest in our club at some point? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 1, 12:29:44
    - super, thankyou. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 1, 09:42:42
Would love to see MBK and the Kings crew on this ... (NCFC) - meeky, Sep 30, 12:32:50
- yes! (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 12:45:12
  - Nanny, Salman, Biggest, Ray..... (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 30, 12:49:35
    - TODGE ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 30, 12:50:15
      - no (NCFC) - Small, Sep 30, 12:54:12
        
        Todge is brill. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 30, 12:55:49
- xxl, selwyn, pants, scc, smudger & fist wizzened, should do ut (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:37:32
  - does this need a face book campaign (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 30, 12:43:27
    - nothing on earth needs a facebook campaign (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:44:51
      - agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 12:48:20
  - internet legonds (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 30, 12:42:34
- Come on pants you know you want to (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 30, 12:36:55
  - If I don't apply, will you whinge that I didn't even bother applying? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 12:37:51
    - Now your just being silly (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 30, 12:42:03
      - I have an opinion on Drury (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 12:49:46
        
        Prophet without honour in your own land (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 30, 12:52:13
        
        exactly (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 12:52:42
        
        read you fucking bible ffs... (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 30, 12:54:08
- They'd fuck it up (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 30, 12:36:26
  - I'm gonna fuck you up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 30, 12:42:26
- Photo, top left, singer out of Kula Shaker (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 30, 12:34:58
Anyone know anything about netbooks? (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 10:57:04
- I recently found one good use for them. Had one with us on holiday - great for checking (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 30, 12:37:35
- Depends what you want to do (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 30, 11:21:51
  - ........... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 11:31:17
    - Screen size is way too small then! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 30, 12:04:50
      - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 12:08:29
- depends on what you want it for really (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 11:13:28
  - thanks good article (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 12:00:11
- I got one shods. Paid ?180 for it (General Chat) - pants, Sep 30, 11:07:38
  - cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 11:59:49
- They're like laptiops in the way scooters are like cars. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 30, 11:03:39
- "This post has been removed from the board".. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 30, 11:01:26
  - "This post has been removed from the WotB Message Board".. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 30, 11:02:35
    - strange things.... (General Chat) - Small, Sep 30, 11:09:26
- I've got this one guys. I'll take each point in turn if I may... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 11:00:46
  - thanks jafski (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 30, 11:50:16
Apparantly we played Spurs in a friendly in the last couple of days (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Sep 30, 10:06:22
- Sure I read on a tweet that Askou, S. Smith, Fox, Hughes all played. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 30, 10:09:47
  - I reckon that's actually his full name (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 10:21:08
Someone on here said this girl was from Norwich (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 29, 10:38:33
- Look at that tasche! Too much steroids? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Terry Tibbs, Sep 29, 15:48:27
  - fact (Other Sports) - jayson blair, Sep 29, 16:59:17
- Emma Pooley is hon member of VC Norwich Cycling Club (Other Sports) - col canary, Sep 29, 10:58:28
  - Good (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 29, 11:02:18
- She have nice moustache (n/m) (Other Sports) - lurd, Sep 29, 10:47:24
- Went to school in Norwich. I was in the same year as her sister (Other Sports) - King, Sep 29, 10:41:33
- Grew up in Norwich. FFS. Have you never heard of the source of all information ? (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Sep 29, 10:40:41
  - I couldn't be arsed to google it (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 29, 10:42:17
Leg-end v Great Servant to the Club (GSTTC).. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 29, 09:39:58
- I'm not really a Drury fan (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 10:46:05
  - What a surprise (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 29, 10:48:23
    - Feel free to inform me of what I've missed then (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 10:55:45
      - A season or two marred by inury, in a poor side with no confidence or protection (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 11:00:25
        
        ^^^^Fair do's guys, opinions and that VVVV (NCFC) - pants, Sep 29, 15:54:37
      - he is probably still the best left back in the division (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 29, 10:59:55
- No drury is a legend. How many City players have won 2 league titles with us? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 10:22:33
  - I liked how every outfield player celebrated with him (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 29, 10:26:03
    - Yes me too, they ALL raced to him. His 'arms aloft' celebration was a bit poo (NCFC) - megson, Sep 29, 10:57:45
- Pull yourself together, man (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 29, 09:51:42
  - No (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 29, 09:53:24
I saw Zac Whitbread (calf) last night. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 29, 08:42:02
I know we are only 9 games in and (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 08:18:11
- Reminds me of David Marshall who is still making errors at Cardiff (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Sep 29, 10:23:52
  - he didn't play yesterday, only made the subs bench (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 29, 11:07:40
  - See I never really rated him either!! (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 10:28:24
- i'm sure lambo and his coaching staff have it all in hand (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 29, 09:18:35
- It's a strange one (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 29, 09:05:40
  - I am prepared to give him time, (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 10:18:24
- yup. and we're in a false position in the table (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 29, 08:24:30
  - I think the Ruddy argument has weight though (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 08:29:42
    - "Perhaps there is a reason he has been on loan at 524 different clubs... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 29, 09:17:34
      - yup, see here (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 29, 09:24:18
        
        Maybe he just needas a home...... (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 10:21:39
    - I thought Ruddy looks quite solid (at this level)after a shaky start (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 29, 08:53:54
      - I thought after the shaky start he would improve (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 08:56:23
    - "far too many" (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 29, 08:37:43
      - Watford, Doncaster and teh Pen against Swansea? (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 08:40:46
        
        AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH! BANG! BANG! BANG! MASSIVE ALARM NOISE! BANGO BONGO! (NCFC) - tehwatch, Sep 29, 08:51:32
        
        Nice one... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 29, 09:32:05
        
        not Otto (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 29, 09:37:09
        
        I say it is... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 29, 09:41:09
        
        + The one he got away with against Watford that (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 08:43:16
        
        He saved a penalty. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 29, 08:42:42
        
        I mentioned that (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 08:43:57
        
        Ok, how would you rate his performances and do you think he looks solid? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 08:46:32
        
        I think a few errors aside he looks a good, strong commanding young keeper. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 29, 08:49:38
        
        Solid keepers dont make glaring errors that often (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 08:52:59
        
        FF gave away a few penalties last year (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 29, 09:21:53
        
        yes he did (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 10:16:12
        
        Yep, they certainly do. It's called learning. If the error rate doesn't reduce, (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 29, 08:59:54
        
        I think its far to high already, if the team (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 09:03:09
        
        I'll give it till Christmas to pass judgement. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 29, 09:04:50
        
        I think thats fair enough (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 29, 10:15:13
        
        Oh (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 29, 09:03:51
        
        calamity James (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 29, 08:59:03
got to play more attacking tonight (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:08:14
- Am I the only person who thought we weren’t that great on Sat? (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 28, 10:19:42
  - we got behind their defence loads (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:22:15
    - Agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 10:22:31
      - no idea how barnett i think it was (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 10:24:02
        
        Aye, was unlucky with the one straight at the keeper. A yard either side and he scored. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 10:37:45
  - I thought we threatened, but that crosses were either cut out just before a city shirt, or (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 10:21:59
  - no (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:20:15
- ask pants-he will tell you what we should do (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 28, 10:08:58
I would be devestated if I lost my dog. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 24, 11:51:56
nice (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 23, 11:30:00
- I feel quite sad about this. India is my favouritest place ever - have been and travelled (Other Sports) - malkybarkid, Sep 23, 11:54:48
  - Indeed but it is too much of a chance for the western press to have a good old smugfest (Other Sports) - CB41, Sep 23, 12:30:16
    - There's no common wealth in the commonwealth (n/m) (Other Sports) - lurd, Sep 23, 12:44:37
At this point 2008, we had 9 points under Roeder, and only lost 2 games (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 10:52:08
- At this point in 2003 we had 13 points, as we do now (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 23, 13:28:55
- I can't believe you posted that ......you troll (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 23, 12:45:01
- At this point in 2008... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 23, 12:21:03
  - neither have you (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 12:23:33
    - Well....actually (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 23, 12:42:01
      - ok (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 13:06:54
- Compared to 13 points now (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 23, 12:09:11
- Yeah, really similar (NCFC) - Malkys Head, Sep 23, 12:01:47
- troll (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 23, 11:57:11
- Pants can you answer this? (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 23, 11:32:39
- At this point in 2008 we had 9 players. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 23, 11:28:25
- ...which would put us 15th or 16th in the current table, rather than 4th (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 23, 11:03:18
  - that it's too early to be getting carried away with how good a manager is (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 23, 11:06:49
  - We're really similar to man utd (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 11:06:21
- Frankly Mr Shankly this position I've held, it pays my way and it corrodes my soul. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 23, 10:53:15
  - Ooh have we moved from HMHB to Smiths? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 23, 11:16:41
    - Yeh but Bob Wilson ANCHORMAN? (n/m) (NCFC) - green n yella beaver, Sep 23, 11:21:42
      - I've been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal, I've even been to look for Jim Rosenthal (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 23, 11:23:19
        
        My wife saw Jim Rosenthal doing the Great North Run on Sunday. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 12:50:51
        
        Dragging my guitar round maternity ward... (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 23, 11:32:04
  - Yes, you've read Robbie Savage's book (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 10:55:45
    - I particularly enjoyed the passage on Dion Dublin. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 23, 11:29:16
This is England 86 (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 22, 14:29:01
- Must be like reliving your youths for most of you old cunts. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 22, 15:41:32
  - Mine wasn't quite that grim. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 22, 16:37:18
- :( (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 22, 14:36:59
- Was a bit harrowing wunt ut? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 22, 14:33:50
  - Ssh! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 22, 14:37:59
    - It's bad, the beardy Dad does a Bramble. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 22, 14:40:40
      - Cheers, FFS! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 22, 14:43:03
      - you've just gone and ruined it for Tumbletons (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 22, 14:42:34
        
        Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 22, 14:43:28
Official The Norwich iFoon-Compatible Fixtures Calendar (tm) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 13:59:15
- I have officially wanged it in to my work Ootluk... (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 22, 15:13:53
- "You never actually see swans in the sea though, do you?" (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 22, 14:54:24
  - I got a bit bored and my mind started to wander. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 15:00:08
- Well done AB (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 22, 14:11:26
  - "The Norwich" (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 22, 14:48:56
  - What happened yesterday? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 22, 14:13:51
    - Sellers asked if someone was in chapelfield (NCFC) - pants, Sep 22, 14:25:49
      - I'm glad you found the distress of a five year old child funny. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 14:27:15
        
        ralph (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 22, 14:29:50
    - Selwynsnephewsdadsdoggate (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 22, 14:19:19
      - Oh yeah (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 22, 14:27:54
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 14:12:13
  - ??? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 14:12:10
- Do it work on Blackberry? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 22, 14:09:20
  - Should do, as long as crackberries understand iCal calendar files. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 14:10:09
    - Seems they don't. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 22, 14:18:24
      - Well. That surprises me. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 14:20:27
        
        What about the X6? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 22, 14:33:12
        
        I'm afraid I don't know anything about the X6. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 14:37:09
- See, now if you've got time to do that, you've got time to do my Alex tweak before you (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 22, 14:06:30
  - I was thinking that at the time. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 14:07:46
- ^^^ (Legal Notice: Not official) (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 14:04:32
  - Many thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 22, 14:05:49
  - ^^^ (Official notice: not legal) (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 14:05:20
    - I love you. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 14:06:41
White framed sunglasses.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 22, 11:18:20
- I have some (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 22, 11:24:05
- nearly fell for thatmistake myself............ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 11:21:26
  - looking like a tit? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 22, 11:32:55
  - a near miss indeed.... a warning to all on the effects (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 22, 11:24:54
    - I love a bit of God (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 22, 11:34:32
      - Which bit. Is it his beard? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 11:39:32
        
        penis (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 22, 11:40:25
        
        Has he got one? I've seen pictures of him with a beard. Never with his lad out though. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 11:52:24
        
        It's miniscule - like a flea with a fat head. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 22, 11:54:21
        
        Wow. If I was master of all creation, I'd of given myself a huge one. Massive. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 11:56:30
        
        Roaming the world, delivering his seed (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 22, 12:11:07
        
        I'd just sit on my magic cloud and jizz off the side. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 12:12:12
        
        You'd be pulling a face like pigsy a you sprayed your sex wee (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 22, 12:13:30
        
        can we save this for after lunch.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 22, 12:16:58
        
        I'd make a habit of monking on Tripitaka anytime she wanted. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 12:16:58
        
        Huge, omnipresent, opaque silky arcs jetting out over the people (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 22, 12:16:20
        
        Hanging from trees and gutters. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 12:17:29
        
        Monksicles (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 12:18:24
        
        Divine Tummy String. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 12:19:35
        
        rofls (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 22, 12:30:16
        
        Omnipotent Baby Gravy. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 22, 12:31:21
        
        Got some interesting pic googling (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Sep 22, 12:19:02
        
        HORSES ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 22, 12:39:04
ITV Champions League - waste of time (Other Football) - south, Sep 21, 10:55:46
- Spurs v FC Twente - not exactly an attractive fixture (Other Football) - The Judge, Sep 21, 12:54:27
- I'm Sure That, Before Now... (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Sep 21, 12:25:41
- Get Sky. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 21, 12:05:16
  - lurd, you know that photo you posted the other day? (Other Football) - samcd84, Sep 21, 12:07:37
    - noted. (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 21, 13:12:42
      - not really having a go, just a bit strange because i recognised her (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Sep 21, 13:42:03
        
        i was there tbf (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 21, 15:01:08
    - *everyone goes to look at lurd's recent posts* (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 12:21:15
- The format of the early rounds in the champions league, is now as credible as tonights (Other Football) - pants, Sep 21, 11:25:59
  - Also, Braga v Arsenal last week. Braga in the champions league? (Other Football) - pants, Sep 21, 11:27:40
    - The last time I was in Braga was December 1943, just after the Japs invaded East Timor. (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 21, 12:10:57
      - "brilliant den" (Other Football) - pants, Sep 21, 12:40:59
      - rofflers (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Sep 21, 12:19:03
- more Man Ure fans and haters = more viewers = more appealing to advertisers (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 11:21:24
  - It really has reached saturation point hasn't it? (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 21, 11:41:53
    - yes, wallpaper, i like that description. (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 21, 11:50:20
- dont care...... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 21, 10:59:27
what a cracking photo (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 19, 15:43:57
- this one's good too (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 19, 16:01:58
Save of the day (General Chat) - Cannydc, Sep 18, 20:02:19
- I fell down an escalator once. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 18, 20:16:44
Watford 6-1 up at The Den. (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 18, 16:52:07
- well done to malky, fav for the sack, not now! (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Sep 18, 16:53:37
  - Yes, Well Done Malky! (n/m) (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Sep 18, 16:55:22
    - Bloody Brilliant Result. Really. (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Sep 18, 16:57:48
Volley King Curo scored for Exeter!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 18, 16:33:32
- WE FUCK JAMIE CURETON (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 18, 16:38:37
Quiz Question to get things moving (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Sep 17, 12:37:17
- Twin brothers managing opposing sides (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 17, 13:48:19
  - Congratulations Lurd (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Sep 17, 15:29:02
    - Oh come on ! I got it early doors, but didn't want to spoil the game for everyone. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 17, 15:45:23
- It worked (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 17, 13:39:50
- First match visited by the pope? (Other Football) - Clean Shirt, Sep 17, 13:14:47
  - 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Sep 17, 13:39:21
- have they got the extra officals behind the goals (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 17, 13:13:51
- Holdsworth brothers (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Sep 17, 13:07:02
  - Yeah but what? (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Sep 17, 13:39:39
- every player is called Graham (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 17, 12:54:42
  - 9 (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Sep 17, 13:01:25
- First mid game alien abduction of the referee? (n/m) (Other Football) - Clean Shirt, Sep 17, 12:50:46
- Without giving it away... (Other Football) - Arganth, Sep 17, 12:45:38
  - Kind of (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Sep 17, 12:49:04
RIP The Wroth (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 14, 11:36:32
- Wrath tata! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 11:41:11
fao: Al NCFC4life (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 10:31:18
- no worries mate, we'll sort out another soon! (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 14, 10:46:04
- Don't you cunts have email. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 14, 10:41:15
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 14, 10:46:07
  - yes. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 10:44:24
    - GOT ONE (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 14, 11:14:27
      - ... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 14, 11:41:29
  - it's..... FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 10:41:43
Isn't it Chris Martin's day in court today? (n/m) (NCFC) - ede, Sep 14, 08:19:34
- Recent father, high pressured position, made a big mistake. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 14, 09:41:50
- yep (n/m) (NCFC) - andross, Sep 14, 08:31:11
  - let's guess the punishment......150 hours community service and £500 fine (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 08:36:54
    - Guilty, sentenced at a later date. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 14, 08:51:37
      - What did he do? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 14, 09:51:02
        
        ninja'd up a man in a chicken costume allegedly (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 09:52:41
      - bristol (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 08:52:00
    - A month on loan at Ipswich (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Sep 14, 08:43:33
      - a straight return flight to australia in economy, no getting off (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 08:46:23
    - six years 4 months and 3 days hard labour (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 08:42:29
      - invest time and money into my still to get offofhave the ground social enterprise! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 08:46:09
        
        I can do a Dragons Den type of pitch - selwyns could be the voice over man! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 08:57:11
        
        i like it when some mug is giving a pitch (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 09:03:26
        
        ... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 09:18:37
        
        ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 09:41:12
        
        ... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 09:43:14
        
        ... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 09:43:43
        
        ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 09:45:50
        
        ... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 09:44:02
        
        ... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 09:44:50
        
        ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 09:47:40
        
        ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 09:46:37
        
        ... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 09:46:23
        
        ... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 14, 09:48:15
        
        the last one is not a hippo (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 09:56:39
        
        you'll need to explain it in a little more detail and answer the following questions then: (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 08:51:02
        
        OK... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 09:09:44
        
        you are through to the next stage (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 14, 09:29:48
        
        Triffic! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 14, 09:37:13
Just rang Sky and told them I was moving over to Virgin Media (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 13, 21:41:59
- Virgin Media are still better (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 13, 22:03:59
Holt suspended for 6 months. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 13, 15:40:31
- how will he get to training? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 13, 15:42:03
  - The 21 or 22. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 13, 15:54:56
    - I do (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 16:00:41
  - The same way as he does at the minute. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 13, 15:54:52
    - how's that then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 13, 16:02:46
      - Gets a lift with one of the other players, I think. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:03:52
        
        Yes I do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 13, 16:07:49
        
        Either that or he hops. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 13, 16:04:08
        
        If they still trained at Trowse he could skip there (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 13, 16:06:49
  - push (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 13, 15:50:04
Circa 24.5k attendance on Sat then... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 13, 10:07:28
- Small away support and £32 for an adult ticket for barnsley is too high. simples! (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Sep 13, 11:06:03
  - I paid £24. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Sep 13, 12:01:57
- Not many away fans (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 13, 10:37:51
  - R4 says according to a report published today... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 13, 11:05:26
    - Hmmm - I can't really see what that's based on (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 13, 11:14:14
    - how is your new venture going? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 11:07:13
      - It ain't really... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 13, 11:11:54
        
        ouch.........quite a big issue then! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 11:17:21
        
        Chairs (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 13, 11:20:01
        
        What is it? (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 13, 11:20:43
        
        Yes, yes it is: B1BG1F (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 13, 11:22:38
- Tom Jones (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 13, 10:28:40
  - he wasn't on the list (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 13, 10:34:56
- THE CREDIT CRUNCH IS EATING US (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 13, 10:27:33
- number 6 is a bit rich coming from a stinking monochrome bear (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 13, 10:17:44
- 9 (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 10:17:06
  - It was £24 on Saturday. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 13, 11:35:57
    - still quite a lot if not budgeted for though (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 13, 11:39:48
      - Me too. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 13, 11:43:56
- Casual ticket price is too high. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Sep 13, 10:09:12
Count the world class volleys...just wow...what a great league Serie A was back then... (Other Football) - Brandonio, Sep 12, 23:11:38
- That is amazing. (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 12, 23:54:24
- That Allesandro Melli one was bonzer! (n/m) (Other Football) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 12, 23:26:13
- Good way to promote your Leeds band I guess :s (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 12, 23:20:49
- For the record Diego Simeone's for Pisa was my favourite. (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Sep 12, 23:18:18
  - I'd somehow missed this until the other day: (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 12, 23:21:02
    - I actually remember watching that live! Also delighted in an XXL smiling in the toilet way (Other Football) - Brandonio, Sep 12, 23:28:39
      - It's not quite as good as I remember it. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 12, 23:29:43
Matt Gilks looks really good. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 12, 09:55:34
- So you'd rather Hoolahan wasn't our player too? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 12, 14:14:35
- I think the save to deny Barton 1 on 1 is really good (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 12, 10:41:05
FAO DUKEY (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 13:42:35
- Just being friendly! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 13:48:45
  - hahaha (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 13:54:04
    - I'm using DM now (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 14:03:56
      - I'm telling her mum (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 14:59:18
        
        Does she want a go too then? (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 10, 15:27:39
        
        You probably would (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 15:52:03
Looking forward to tomozzer. Think we'll win. Be nice to give Mark Robins a good welcome. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:40:46
- i wouldnt mong shackell, still agree with the monging of earnie though (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 10, 12:27:43
  - Hello mate. You alright? Are you down for the game tomoz? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 10, 12:37:24
    - sadly my busiest time, blimmin' freshers, donny on tuesday though (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 10, 12:39:07
      - Of course, bet you're stacked out. Win Satdee & at Donny and we're looking good! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 10, 12:40:37
        
        Donny will be a good test, if we play like we did at forest it will be a great game (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 10, 12:43:51
        
        and yes I'm stupidly busy, very mental (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 10, 12:44:17
- Did you hear Flem's reaction to discussing Mark Robins (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 11:46:23
  - flem is like that innie? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 10, 12:35:27
    - I said pants on the radio (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 13:26:13
      - You said a quite deliberate 9, too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 10, 14:22:54
  - I bet it wasn't lukewarm off microphone ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 10, 11:54:54
  - No, what did he say? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:49:43
    - You'll have to listen to it (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 11:56:57
      - I would do but I don't want to hear your voice. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:58:36
        
        I don't like to hear my voice either (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 12:14:47
        
        It drives me wild. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 10, 12:15:36
        
        plus it sounds like chalk on a blackboard (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 12:00:09
  - Did they ever play together? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:47:52
    - not here, surely, Years apart. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:48:42
    - He said they did (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 10, 11:48:37
      - wasn't at Norwich, anyway. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 10, 11:50:58
        
        Was going to post the same as TH (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 10, 11:53:32
Happy Birthday to MBK off of on here. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:29:53
- Yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 10, 14:29:33
- Yes (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 10, 13:49:23
- HONK! Happy Buffday.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 10, 11:43:12
- Many happy returns on this your special day. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:32:36
Internet speed help required (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 10:54:15
- what you need is to know a BT openreach engineer who uses the wroth!! (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 12:31:49
  - cheers for the info... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:35:29
    - its only worth plugging into the test socket if you have extension sockets (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:17:18
      - 2.5 miles (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 13:24:15
        
        depending on how the cables run (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 14:12:30
    - at best,the key is (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 12:36:49
      - Yes (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:46:40
- Sorry TM couldn't resist (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 10, 11:49:58
- Put a smell or sock near the USB in-port on the router and upload it. Do a stopwatch on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 10, 11:28:15
  - that wont work (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:30:09
  - idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 10, 11:30:09
- Right what you want to do is this. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:25:53
  - ok cheers, I'll try that later (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:28:28
    - I've had a lot of problems with Sky. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:30:39
      - yup i am, its all they said i could get when i signed up a couple of years ago (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:38:46
        
        Sky Connect is probably the reason then mate. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:47:18
        
        no i havent touched the microfilter. shall i get another off ebay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:49:18
        
        don't it won't affect the speed (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:24:09
        
        Why don't you get Sky to send a man (or woman) out? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:59:17
        
        they'll send a BT Openreach engineer (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:23:14
        
        I think they charge you a fortune, and I'm a man so am stubborn like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:01:36
        
        Surely it's free if you're not getting what you pay for? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:10:24
        
        £99 call out charge + £65 per hour (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:16:25
        
        they shouldn't charge if it proves to be THEIR fault (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 13:25:39
        
        yeah thats why i want to try everything my side of the socket first (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 13:27:27
        
        Bloody hell! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:45:46
        
        also my phone is ever so slightly "crackly" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:43:15
        
        then all the othe bollox above is a waste of time (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 10, 14:15:16
- What test are you using? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:05:47
  - just done this.... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:20:15
    - No idea what all that means but it doesn't appear to be a real world test (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 11:29:58
  - hmm i have used the iphone test and online ones and they always come up (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:17:12
    - Yes. almost certainly. (General Chat) - Arganth, Sep 10, 11:21:19
      - cheers, ran their test and it says same as that one i posted above. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:27:11
        
        Ring sky and complain. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 10, 11:53:08
        
        ok will give it a try. I found one of these on ebay so might try it too. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:54:01
        
        Doubt that'll work if the problems are elsewhere (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 10, 12:09:06
        
        cheers for that. will have a look and see how simple it looks tonight. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 12:15:40
- Got a bt line too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 10:55:02
  - it was a bt line (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 10, 11:00:41
    - Lurd's technically put what I want to kind of say (General Chat) - pants, Sep 10, 11:30:05
No loyalty in footy? (Other Football) - jayson blair, Sep 9, 14:11:53
- no reeves? (n/m) (Other Football) - jayson blair, Sep 9, 15:12:34
- Adkins didn't want to do a Lambert. (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 9, 14:20:18
  - No ambition. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 9, 14:38:36
Genuiine tech help required, girlfeind spazzing out (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 9, 12:52:15
- Couldn't you enter the baby as a big brother contestant - problem solved (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 9, 16:19:29
- get a new Girlfriend? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 13:49:39
- What about (General Chat) - fleckmatic, Sep 9, 13:38:45
  - Cheers The Fleckmeister (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 9, 17:03:30
- You need the Maddysoft 7000 (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 13:32:10
  - Now with added tapasbar™ connectivity. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:36:20
    - Doesn't that taco a while to set up? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 14:01:22
      - I'll take that with a pincho salt (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 14:06:24
    - See I would quite like to have a webcam in my kitchen to see what my dog does all day. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 13:38:12
      - It's be like this... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:43:46
        
        Spot on I expect. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 14:12:27
        
        It'll, not it's. I'm not some kind of pirate or west country yokel. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:44:32
        
        enough about you...what about the dog? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 13:44:30
        
        Ba (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:44:56
        
        haha, owned (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 14:02:36
        
        coolio...... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 14:02:20
- I've got loads of experience with a webcam in a bedroom, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 9, 12:56:07
  - Careful, he'll chatrouletteoneoff. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 12:58:11
- Webcam? What are you expecting it to do, juggle or something? (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 12:55:35
  - its all a bit complicated, because we have animals we have to sort out a solid defense for (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 9, 13:03:59
    - buy a door or 2 and keep them shut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 13:54:48
    - i'm not being funny but (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 9, 13:28:23
    - I'm now imaging a baby in a cot, with tigers prowling around it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 9, 13:08:18
    - A solid defence against animals. What animals have you got? Lions? (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:08:17
Right, I'm off to vote. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 12:02:10
- i know this gov is a sham but i didnt realise they called an election already (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 9, 12:21:19
  - Norwich City Council, intut? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 9, 12:59:35
  - local council intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 12:25:49
    - local to whom? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 9, 12:26:53
      - My local Lib Dem candidate is a Selwyn (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 13:29:40
      - not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 12:29:24
      - ........... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 9, 12:29:23
some C**T robbed me of 2.5K yestdee night. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 11:36:59
- blimey - sorry to hear that but you must minted to even consider lending someone that! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 12:37:49
  - A good friend and he only needed it until next week (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:51:32
    - so that's a no to the 20k then! does the club have cctv? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 13:03:25
      - Only at the entrance. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 13:19:47
- how? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 8, 12:05:24
  - with jack hargreaves and fred dinenage (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:13:53
  - Had it with me in my computer bag (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:13:48
    - How careless. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 8, 12:26:01
      - They do but the vast majority of financial transactions are cash here. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:35:13
      - sounds like one of those pyramid scams (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:28:21
        
        He probably needs his Mummy. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 8, 12:36:00
        
        Having that sort of cash lying around is a bit of a Luxor-y (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 13:19:11
    - Did it occur to you (NCFC) - Firstnews, Sep 8, 12:20:40
      - It would have had he been there. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Sep 8, 12:26:24
      - it occurred to me (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 8, 12:23:50
- People will vote conservative I'm afraid (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 8, 11:38:14
Looks like the end is nigh for Higgins (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 12:16:11
- Hopefully the game's governing authority will see red (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Sep 7, 12:41:42
- nah, that's just a Sky fuck up (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 12:40:26
- sport in general (Other Football) - pants, Sep 7, 12:17:43
  - Why do we bother (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 7, 12:44:55
    - 0-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 7, 12:45:21
      - what, all of them? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 7, 12:46:01
        
        oh, sorry, no. Only know the England one. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 7, 12:51:10
  - yup hardly a sport that doesnt have it imho, off the top of my head... (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 12:20:42
    - Someone told me Wrestling was fixed once (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 7, 12:25:05
      - i've got mick mcmanus' autograph somewhere (Other Football) - jayson blair, Sep 7, 13:34:16
      - Dont tell the woman with the handbag in the audience, she'll go mental (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Sep 7, 12:43:31
      - lol - always remember at school, arguing with the wrestling fans (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 12:27:11
        
        I was the wrestling fan (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 7, 12:57:36
        
        did it feel like me saying father christmas doesn't exist? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Sep 7, 12:58:05
        
        haha - now I know you are a fibber! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Sep 7, 13:00:24
        
        school or wrestling Tony? Were you in 5E? (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Sep 7, 12:45:43
Receive the parcel from the Canary Store today, absolutely pleased! (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 3, 03:26:12
- Have you ever thought it might not be the shirts are too small? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 3, 07:53:14
  - they should come in S, M, L, XL, O, CO, FFS. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 07:58:22
    - rolf prawn balls (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 3, 09:01:28
      - lol, bugger, should haveof done that (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 10:08:38
        
        Haha. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 10:11:40
    - ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 3, 08:08:31
- saw the pics on FB, didnt realise they made Grant Holt Tents. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 07:45:46
To while away the next 90 minutes, NCFC alleged transgressors XI (NCFC) - trustsec, Aug 31, 16:32:06
- Nick Cruet (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 19:35:39
- no-one's mentioned... (NCFC) - earthleakage, Aug 31, 17:39:32
- I know a girl who sucked Matias Svensson off round the back of Mercy, does that count? (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Aug 31, 17:12:46
- Pape Diop (NCFC) - raretek, Aug 31, 17:09:35
- Tim Sherwood (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 31, 16:56:28
- Kevin Bond (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 16:46:00
- Chris "Video Star" Brown (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Aug 31, 16:44:51
  - Ben alnwick to in that case. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Aug 31, 16:48:08
- Justin Fashanu and John Fashanu (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 16:43:48
- Peter Mendham (n/m) (NCFC) - Gazzaman, Aug 31, 16:40:48
  - He needs an "NCFC convicted transgressors XI"... (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 31, 16:42:22
- Matty Pattison (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 16:38:45
- Craig Bellamy (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 16:38:25
- David Nielsen (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 16:38:14
- Lee Power (n/m) (NCFC) - Gazzaman, Aug 31, 16:34:52
- Jamie Cureton. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Aug 31, 16:33:45
- Otto (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 16:33:20
  - Haha! (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 31, 16:54:48