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I am going to attempt to eat a mackerel today. Never had one. Hope I like it. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Jun 13, 10:01:44
- You must kill and cook it first, mind (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Jun 13, 10:45:35
- I've grown fond of tinned mackeral (NCFC) - inutero, Jun 13, 10:28:48
  - Great idea batman (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Jun 13, 11:59:19
- Smoke it (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Jun 13, 10:27:24
  - You’ll have to use a big rizla. (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Jun 13, 10:41:38
- fresh mackerel are lovley (NCFC) - Kar1, Jun 13, 10:21:17
- Love em right off (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 13, 10:14:27
- The peri peri ones from morrisons are lovely,cooked. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 13, 10:03:09
- Mmm sounds fishy for cods hake (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 13, 10:02:28
  - Hey jumbles (NCFC) - Agatha Fisty, Jun 13, 12:13:12
Lockdown find (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 14:51:56
- When a child (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 12, 18:18:31
- What was covering it? something substantial? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 12, 15:22:51
- Could be treasure at the bottom. Never know. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 12, 15:15:49
  - Magnet fishing! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 15:39:17
    - Good idea! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 15:43:59
      - That is actually a brilliant idea (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 17:55:22
    - Number of people end up pulling up bombs. Proper fishing. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 12, 15:43:47
      - Don't give him ideas! (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Jun 12, 16:54:38
- Well well well (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:59:32
  - 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 15:45:52
- Did you have no idea it was there? (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jun 12, 14:57:48
  - Not really (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 15:42:30
    - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 15:45:38
      - We had a proper old brick beehive well in our last house (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 15:50:47
        
        When we restored our house we did a small extension to make the kitchen bigger (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 16:54:38
        
        Thats great (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 12, 18:23:06
        
        Nice (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 16:59:03
- Great place to dump the neighbours bodies (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 14:52:56
Anyone know Scotland enough (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 12, 11:05:58
- Brom? But OG owns most of it, he’d know (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 16:33:24
- linkage (General Chat) - rosarios_school_tie, Jun 12, 13:57:00
  - yes, i found that too!! (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 12, 14:39:11
- Jump? Swim? Walk? Kayak? (General Chat) - jampersands, Jun 12, 11:07:14
  - Big old run up from Edinburgh may be? (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 12, 11:10:31
Fewer than 1 in 1000 in england now have the covids, apparently ... (Coronavirus) - paulg, Jun 5, 11:43:43
- Hopefully (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jun 5, 11:46:43
  - they're current I think? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Jun 5, 11:50:11
    - I mean (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jun 5, 11:51:46
      - yes that's right - "current" (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Jun 5, 11:57:28
        
        by which I mean "ish" (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Jun 5, 11:57:48
        
        I missed the word easing from my original post. (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jun 5, 12:03:52
        
        I like this one.. (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 12:13:11
        
        Cheap,tacky garbage. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 5, 12:17:33
        
        just what I like (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 12:27:02
        
        Come round (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Jun 5, 21:38:53
        
        I’ve purchased the sage one. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Jun 5, 12:15:12
        
        I have sage one its bril (n/m) (Coronavirus) - pinkney, Jun 5, 13:22:59
        
        Will be able to give you good advice on the pandemic, too (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Jun 5, 12:32:18
        
        LOL (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Jun 5, 18:01:00
        
        Yes, I had to have a brief lie down, so I do have sympathy. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Jun 5, 12:05:26
- Nissus has just had antibody test at QE... awaiting results...will be interesting. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Jun 5, 11:45:40
  - i decided not to take up the offer (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Jun 5, 12:59:26
    - She works at QE... and they are all being tested.. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Jun 5, 13:02:25
      - Curiosity on my part...especially as she has been exposed quite a bit. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Jun 5, 13:07:42
        
        fairy snuff i just thought on my part it would be a waste of resources (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Jun 5, 13:18:09
        
        all data of this sort is useful tho (Coronavirus) - paulg, Jun 5, 14:29:14
  - it will be - tho suspect fewer than 5% have had it, so chances are against (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Jun 5, 11:51:02
  - Missus (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Jun 5, 11:45:52
So, in to work I come ... (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 5, 09:23:53
- Are you a legionnaire? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 12:22:26
- It's a problem when airborne.... (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Jun 5, 10:22:51
- We've had someone going in flushing toilets, running taps during the lockdown (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 5, 10:03:51
  - Now, that's a proper job. Lockdown Loo Flusher. (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 5, 10:09:40
    - hopefully he logged in and logged out (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 11:51:54
    - Key Worker alright (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 5, 10:11:20
- sounds like a good excuse to go home (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 5, 09:29:09
  - If only ..... (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 5, 09:30:37
    - Providing clean drinking water is a legal requirement (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jun 5, 10:19:28
Are there any worse words than ‘let’s go to Stuart’s house’ (n/m) (General Chat) - trianglepatch, Jun 4, 18:22:46
- Let’s go on holiday with the McCann’s? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 4, 21:27:37
- Poo at Paul’s? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Jun 4, 19:58:15
  - Oi! It's against the law to come in at the moment. (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 4, 22:19:19
- Let’s go to Sandra’s house oh la la. 😀 (n/m) (General Chat) - Thegelman, Jun 4, 18:52:13
- “Let’s go to Jimmy’s house”? 😱🤔 (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jun 4, 18:42:54
Ben Huckerby (General Chat) - jackamo, Jun 4, 09:04:53
- Probably Roeder's fault (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Jun 4, 23:07:14
- Whatever else he is (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Jun 4, 13:09:11
- Levi Licorish is an absolutely brilliant name (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 10:25:12
  - There was a bloke on quest tv yesterday who's name was Ricky Pollard. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 4, 12:39:44
    - Yeah but no but yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 4, 21:29:26
  - I once came across a man called "Benjamin Walking-Stick" (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 4, 12:25:42
    - stop with your rambling on (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 4, 12:37:33
  - He was up to all sorts (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jun 4, 10:25:48
    - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 4, 21:24:45
    - Ha ha. Very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 10:26:15
- hanging is too good for him (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 4, 10:13:21
- Hopefully gets the help he needs ... (General Chat) - loz, Jun 4, 09:56:35
- Children of sports stars might struggle if they don’t replicate the success (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Jun 4, 09:55:54
  - Damon Hill also turned out to be a successful sportsman, just like his dad Jimmy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 10:59:38
    - Jimmy and Graham: strong chin and 'tache combo. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 11:32:18
    - Wrong. (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Jun 4, 11:15:54
  - Exactly this (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jun 4, 10:06:51
- Is Edward Adeyemi related to Tom? (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jun 4, 09:41:55
  - From a little stalking.... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 4, 10:43:10
    - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jun 4, 13:14:26
  - Ask him... (General Chat) - jackamo, Jun 4, 09:52:09
- I hope he can turn his life around (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jun 4, 09:19:51
  - Maybe that’s why UK black people also have sympathy for USA black people? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 4, 09:45:35
    - No politics you’ve already been warned 😜 (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jun 4, 10:08:50
      - racism is not politics - it's societal (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jun 4, 10:58:46
  - There are no winners here (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jun 4, 09:32:04
    - Super sad. They must be gutted, what a situation for a parent (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 10:25:55
- Very classy statement from Hucks Sr though (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Jun 4, 09:18:32
- Dear oh dear. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jun 4, 09:08:22
Well, despite the best efforts (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 1, 08:48:05
- Who is the "the bloody boustead woman"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Jun 1, 11:51:33
  - .... (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 1, 15:37:43
- Fantastic for kids mental health (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jun 1, 08:59:33
  - My daughter goes back later this week (General Chat) - Highway, Jun 1, 10:46:51
  - it was a bit like first day at school - so good for them (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Jun 1, 09:00:50
Champ kicking the can down the road until 08th June ... (Other Football) - loz, May 29, 11:52:24
- good (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, May 29, 12:12:13
- We'll win the FA cup and stay up winning 2-1 in the court of the appeal!! (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, May 29, 12:01:17
Meanwhile down-under.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 29, 09:40:36
- He wanted to be stroked by a broom - so they were armed with machetes? Hmm, I see. (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 29, 12:03:39
- They're sweeping the case under the carpet (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, May 29, 10:25:46
- That’ll teach him to post “come round” on a message board full of weirdos (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 29, 10:24:38
  - ^just back from Oz (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 29, 10:50:52
- Even this bit is weird: (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 10:01:05
- strewth, that's not a knife! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 29, 09:48:08
Given season restarting on 17th (NCFC) - paulg, May 28, 20:56:59
Can have six people in your garden from Monday (General Chat) - jamesward, May 28, 17:20:18
- What if you have a country estate can you have more people one for each garden (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, May 28, 18:39:39
- Something something (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 28, 17:47:11
- Just approving things a lot of people are doing now (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, May 28, 17:30:02
- Biggest crood of the season at portaloo? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 28, 17:28:58
- But they can’t use your toilet! (Unless an outside shitter) (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 28, 17:28:01
  - but can walk through your house to get to the garden (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 28, 17:41:53
  - Bucket in the shed, pour on compost hesp (General Chat) - CB41, May 28, 17:36:44
- Both my neighbours been doing that for weeks (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 28, 17:23:00
  - Bet you've Been grassing them up... Captain safety (n/m) (General Chat) - Pukki Pies, May 28, 18:40:46
    - If there was a reward I would (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 28, 18:49:00
    - Pub down the road opened on monday for a bbq in their beer garden (General Chat) - Tombs, May 28, 18:46:59
  - Same here. Many different zombies have popped in throughout. (General Chat) - Dracula, May 28, 18:17:15
    - Latter day saints. Jamesward. Try not to speak to people (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 28, 18:30:50
      - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, May 28, 20:29:52
FAO: Jackamo - why is Glenn Roeder a legend? (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 28, 14:59:00
- Legend (NCFC) - jackamo, May 28, 15:30:26
  - That’s a bit harsh. Every failed manager surely tries their best. To call them a wanker is (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, May 28, 15:56:52
    - Doesn't Iwan cite him as important in his career? (n/m) (NCFC) - Agatha Fisty, May 28, 17:48:23
    - Hi Glenn (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 28, 17:37:59
    - I'm not one for gratuitous abuse - but Roeder .... (NCFC) - paulg, May 28, 17:30:44
    - There are quite a few failed Norwich managers that were decent blokes (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, May 28, 16:12:09
      - Bryan Hamilton was a lovely guy. Met him at a party once. Really nice. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, May 28, 16:31:20
central london is so nice at the mo - sunny and quiet (General Chat) - paulg, May 28, 13:53:17
- Rural Lancashire is lovely too, if a bit on the hot side (General Chat) - CB41, May 28, 14:04:29
  - Not often one hears "rural Lancashire" and "a bit on the hot side" in the same sentence (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 28, 14:07:13
    - Indeed, usually just pleasantly warm. 25 today though (General Chat) - CB41, May 28, 14:14:16
      - *rain* (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 28, 14:14:33
- I know. I’d like the economy to get going again but with current traffic levels (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 28, 13:59:50
  - wants it all (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 28, 14:38:38
  - exactly + a few bookshops, pubs and some sport (General Chat) - paulg, May 28, 14:05:01
    - no planes is certainly for me very nice - skies are clear and blue (General Chat) - pinkney, May 28, 14:39:39
Soooo... What shall we all talk about? (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 27, 18:52:39
- 🤔??? 🤷🏻‍♂️ (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 27, 20:15:52
- How North Korea has clauses in it's constitution that guarantees free speech? (n/m) (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 27, 19:51:09
- We could just throw abuse at each other perhaps? (General Chat) - paulg, May 27, 18:57:25
  - Prick (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 27, 19:00:38
    - wanker (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 27, 19:15:31
    - i've been watching old episodes of still game (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 27, 19:09:49
This is an "Aardwolf" apparently. Unless i"m being whooshed. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 27, 09:32:10
- Most wolves are pretty 'ard I reckon (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 27, 09:54:54
- Looks like a Hyena (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, May 27, 09:47:13
  - Yeah ,it's a weird old thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 27, 09:56:44
11 articles on the guardian website re Cummings (General Chat) - paulg, May 26, 22:25:27
- fuckin snowflake (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 27, 00:13:20
- Why the focus on the guardian? (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 00:00:39
- Utter cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, May 26, 22:45:51
- Senior advisor to PM (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 26, 22:43:42
  - De facto prime minister (General Chat) - CWC, May 26, 23:03:43
- Are there any more details? (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 26, 22:36:15
- ...and you posted about this on a football website because...? (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, May 26, 22:30:09
  - There's no sodding football (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 26, 22:35:08
    - Um. Ok. But isn’t your view that too much attention is being given to the Cummings story? (General Chat) - jampersands, May 26, 22:42:46
      - VMT (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 27, 00:01:08
        
        Don't be a hyposhit (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 27, 10:54:05
- I really need a 💩. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 26, 22:29:53
So sad (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 26, 13:32:58
- Named after the beer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Suilven, May 26, 19:54:29
- The RNLI (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, May 26, 15:26:44
  - Such as? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 26, 16:16:31
    - Issues around (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, May 26, 19:21:04
    - in some places (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 26, 16:24:34
      - “upper management have a more left leaning view than the members” (General Chat) - jampersands, May 26, 17:36:11
        
        tbf, i think that's his point ... (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 26, 18:48:54
        
        I know this link is the telegraph (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 26, 18:01:31
        
        don't blame me for it (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 26, 17:56:41
        
        He’s the ghostofmargaretthatcher (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, May 26, 17:40:24
        
        There wasn’t the same oppositional culture war then (General Chat) - jampersands, May 26, 17:54:00
        
        totally agree with you (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 26, 17:57:10
- .... (General Chat) - paulg, May 26, 13:38:27
  - Doom Bar is not something that lifeguards could save you from (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 26, 13:44:19
    - Yes agreed (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, May 26, 14:47:02
Government minister resigns over Cummings (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 26, 09:31:43
- Is this the first time since Clapham Common? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ben, May 26, 12:52:36
- Non Entity in Scotland Office leaves before anybody realised he was there. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Dumplings, May 26, 10:17:43
  - Classy as always dumplings 👏 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, May 26, 10:21:35
- Fair play nice to see some integrity sill out there (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, May 26, 10:05:56
- Morning you okay love?? (Coronavirus) - Pukki Pies, May 26, 09:43:55
  - Yep all good here (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 26, 09:58:23
    - That sounds nice - do you own an isolated cottage up there? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 26, 10:40:54
    - That's fine... I'm taking the family to Southwold today, (Coronavirus) - Pukki Pies, May 26, 10:10:28
    - 🤣 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Azteca, May 26, 10:07:25
Please let there be a quiz tonight (General Chat) - yellowman, May 25, 18:06:04
- I’ll start. What is the average range of a fully fuelled Range Rover Discovery Sport? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 25, 18:17:50
  - A European Range Rover Discovery Sport or an African Range Rover Discovery Sport? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, May 25, 18:47:12
    - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, May 25, 20:02:41
  - mostly motorway miles so you need to rephrase the question (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 25, 18:33:12
- LOL.... OK that made me laugh.... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 18:09:17
- A lookalike quiz!! (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 18:09:04
He's not resigning. He's not getting sacked. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 25, 17:42:29
- They told us to STAY AT HOME or we’ll NOT SAVE LIVES 🚔 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 25, 21:53:18
- Good story bro, you da boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Bare_Buttocks, May 25, 18:22:13
- Must be why many governments have protected their people (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 17:47:28
  - you need to protect yourself. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 25, 17:49:33
    - Yes that’s how controlling pandemics works (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 18:00:20
      - Thats how life works...... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 18:02:49
        
        Bit its not. Those countries whose (General Chat) - Suilven, May 25, 18:27:23
        
        Do you know skeleton bob? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, May 25, 18:32:21
    - Exactly, totally agree..... You are on your own. (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 17:58:21
      - Which is why America, UK and Brazil (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 18:07:22
        
        have so many corpses (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 18:07:32
        
        I bet you are a right laugh at parties. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 25, 18:12:40
        
        Someone didn’t like the truth lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 18:15:42
        
        people die buddy. it doesn't matter what colour rosette they are wearing at the time. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 25, 18:18:01
        
        Who says it does? (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 18:20:29
        
        you keep trying to politicise this heqlth crisis. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 25, 18:25:51
        
        Yep you’re pissed! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 18:43:07
        
        that may or may not be true. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 25, 18:44:58
        
        parties are against the rules, u fule (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 18:13:29
Why is driving 30 miles the equivalent of an eyesight test. (Coronavirus) - KevinBond, May 25, 17:24:18
- Element if danger to focus the mind? (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 25, 17:46:34
  - think man, think! (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 25, 17:59:57
    - Lol. It’s 30 miles away. (Coronavirus) - jampersands, May 25, 18:10:55
      - It's such an obvious, stupid lie (Coronavirus) - Yurik Hunt, May 25, 18:52:19
- If you’re worried that you’re not fully recovered why not stay another day? (Coronavirus) - biffbro, May 25, 17:45:08
- And why take your wife and child with you? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Azteca, May 25, 17:36:22
You guys love putting the boots in..... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 17:24:17
- Two things (General Chat) - Under soil heating, May 25, 17:54:52
  - Not sure he was even in breach of the spirit (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 18:08:44
    - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 18:11:41
      - Yesterday you repeatedly wrongly claimed he had endangered his elderly parents? (General Chat) - Dumplings, May 25, 18:50:55
        
        He endangered his elderly parents (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 19:32:52
        
        Please feel free to explain how he did in any way. You can't? What a surprise. (General Chat) - Dumplings, May 25, 19:49:12
- I’m kind of with USA canary on this one. (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, May 25, 17:54:37
  - I’m shocked! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 18:00:54
    - Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, May 25, 19:53:40
- why exactly are you defending him? (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, May 25, 17:35:56
  - Because of people like you hellbent on vengence.... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 17:43:35
    - people "like me"...? (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, May 25, 17:57:41
      - What fucking power, he is an advisor. (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 25, 18:06:25
      - Clearly your mind is made up. (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 18:01:15
  - USAC doesn’t live here (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 17:38:46
    - Finally you admit you are angry about it..... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 17:46:35
      - Most people are (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 17:48:14
        
        Angry (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 17:49:00
        
        I am not angry about something that has fuck all to do with me. (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 25, 19:10:44
        
        Oh well, some people were angry about brexit...... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 17:54:41
        
        of course not. they will promote his deputy. He will remain at the heart of government. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 25, 17:59:30
- Well its obviously because of who he is... (General Chat) - Suilven, May 25, 17:32:34
  - But who will have the last laugh when the defamation lawsuit lands.. (n/m) (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 25, 18:09:17
    - The lawyers (n/m) (General Chat) - Suilven, May 25, 19:15:21
  - Of course, thats my point. Justice should be proportional not personal.... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 17:37:20
    - True, but he is effectively an unelected PM, Johnson (General Chat) - Suilven, May 25, 17:45:35
      - He will no longer be able around ( to the same extent) situations (General Chat) - Suilven, May 25, 18:07:21
      - So what will change if he resigns? (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 17:48:58
- He has no intention of resigning (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 17:26:21
  - Oh I bet he will.....Clearly he is unpopular and people want their blood. (General Chat) - usacanary, May 25, 17:29:49
    - I’d like to think there will be a ‘resignation’ (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 17:36:58
Forget Louisa and the pen lid, this just got serious (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 12:13:03
- Was it Louisa who ruined the custard? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 25, 14:03:46
  - STUPID COW (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 25, 17:51:16
- Why weren't you wearing a mask, eh?? Answer me that! (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 13:12:37
- Fly's fault (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, May 25, 12:16:39
  - Hairy fucker bounced off my front teeth on the way in (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 12:24:56
- Yeah but (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 25, 12:14:46
  - You need to swallow a spider now (n/m) (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, May 25, 12:45:48
    - . . . then a bird . . . (n/m) (General Chat) - canary_wharf, May 25, 13:54:11
  - Port ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 25, 12:32:15
    - Brom knew (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 12:36:10
  - I've now shoved a banana, half a pot of yoghurt and a double espresso on top of it (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 12:25:52
Credit where it’s due. BJ stepping in to do the briefing. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 25, 09:35:17
- He's a good lad isn't he? (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 25, 12:13:06
- Whaaaarrrrrrrrpppppp (n/m) (General Chat) - Political Foghorn, May 25, 10:53:53
- And if someone finds a pic of Cummins at this castle? (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, May 25, 10:14:07
- It's all going to depend on the facts (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 10:00:03
  - Well a number of Cabinet ministers, many Tory MPs including prominent Brexiteers (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, May 25, 12:09:45
    - he's got plenty of enemies certainly, from all sides (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 12:16:29
  - With Johnson as police, defence counsel, jury and judge, facts (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, May 25, 11:58:27
  - ha ha it would be nice if it was just the facts that decided his fate (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 25, 10:05:30
    - VMT (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 25, 10:13:26
  - What about the trip to the castle .... (General Chat) - loz, May 25, 10:04:50
    - The distance limitation isntt actually in the regs though (General Chat) - CWC, May 25, 12:46:40
    - Proof? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pukki Pies, May 25, 10:18:00
      - Haha he was spotted by loads (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 10:33:03
        
        Spotted where's the proof? An old man saw someone similar (General Chat) - Pukki Pies, May 25, 10:52:34
        
        The thing is there were plenty of sightings going back (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 11:04:40
        
        You can't just Google a number plate and find the owner (General Chat) - Pukki Pies, May 25, 12:05:34
        
        Nobody said he did! (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 25, 16:54:06
      - Given no government denials suspect it’s coming (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, May 25, 10:24:55
        
        Has there been any official comment..? Or just he was spotted by loads (n/m) (General Chat) - Pukki Pies, May 25, 10:54:35
        
        He could just offer up his phone as his location will have been tracked through it (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, May 25, 12:14:59
        
        Or (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, May 25, 12:16:09
- 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, May 25, 09:52:50
FAO cycle faces (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 08:35:21
- Mrs KC sold a couple of our old bikes on Facebook Marketplace yesterday (General Chat) - KentonCanary, May 25, 10:00:22
  - Was talking to an owner of a local bike shop last week (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 25, 10:11:43
- Have you/anyone else found cycling (General Chat) - paulg, May 25, 09:49:13
- Endomondo seems ok, free if you just want basic stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 25, 09:48:02
- Don't know about cycling, but for walking you can't beat Viewranger (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 25, 09:39:08
- CycleStreets (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 25, 09:00:53
  - Also Google maps works if you set your transport method to bike (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 25, 09:03:02
    - Cheers ralfaroonie (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 12:14:37
- Strava ticks all those boxes. I've been using it for 6 years and have no issues with it. (n/m) (General Chat) - col canary, May 25, 08:38:42
  - Ridewithgps is another routing tool but you will have to transfer the route to a GPS (General Chat) - col canary, May 25, 08:42:26
    - Thanks col (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 08:47:37
Having just returned from Sainsbury’s (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 24, 12:52:46
- ever tried herding cats (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, May 24, 13:36:06
  - what if they sneeze? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, May 24, 14:52:10
    - i dont know about you (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, May 24, 14:55:40
- If youa re suggesting people are not social distancing because (Coronavirus) - Charles21, May 24, 13:17:37
  - Well... (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 24, 14:11:43
    - I genuinely don't see what's confusing (Coronavirus) - Charles21, May 24, 14:47:15
      - They are literally redefining words. Alert now means stay at home. Ok... (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 24, 15:14:24
        
        Alert means when out stay distanced (Coronavirus) - Charles21, May 24, 15:19:00
        
        It means many things. Apparently... (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 24, 15:30:36
  - Last few weeks people no longer care (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 24, 13:24:28
    - yes, because we've been locked in for weeks and people don't like that (Coronavirus) - Charles21, May 24, 14:50:54
      - Pretty sure no one is excusing it. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 24, 15:10:51
        
        Which brings me back to the original point (Coronavirus) - Charles21, May 24, 15:23:48
        
        Your original point (I think) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 24, 15:26:46
        
        Exactly right (Coronavirus) - Charles21, May 24, 15:30:00
        
        Ha! (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 24, 15:32:01
  - Exactly. Not everyone has a political agenda. (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, May 24, 13:21:30
    - Watch this and you’ll find out who he is (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 24, 14:23:53
      - That's dramatisation not a documentary (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 24, 15:25:29
      - I won't be watching that, but is it any good? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, May 24, 14:51:43
- Maybe they want to catch it. Personally, I haven't been near a shop (Coronavirus) - CB41, May 24, 12:57:35
  - Almost no chance of catching it currently (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 24, 13:06:30
    - supermarkets are the the among the highest infection areas (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 24, 13:30:47
    - since when? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, May 24, 13:17:54
    - Possibly, but "almost" no good. Anyway, I don't need to go to any shops (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, May 24, 13:08:43
- New cases and deaths on the decrease? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, May 24, 12:55:30
  - Yes. Decreasing death is definitely an attractive prospect. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 24, 13:00:17
Tory MPs now on twitter crticising Dom (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, May 24, 11:17:21
- What I don't understand (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 24, 13:56:31
  - you get nowhere hounding a future king (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 24, 15:08:28
  - He has some special potion which makes him immune (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 24, 14:02:07
    - It’s in the ears...... (n/m) (General Chat) - helvegtheowl, May 24, 16:56:30
    - Ah I see (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 24, 14:15:40
- How has a pandemic/virus became political.... (General Chat) - Pukki Pies, May 24, 11:29:27
  - It has in other countries, as Charles says (General Chat) - CB41, May 24, 12:54:56
    - The far right in sheep's clothing (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 24, 13:37:43
  - It's political everywhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 24, 12:33:42
  - Trump and Johnson both made light of virus and slow to lockdown (General Chat) - ede, May 24, 11:54:40
    - Boris buggered off on holiday didn't he? (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 24, 11:57:08
  - Other countries have testing, less victims, ppe, quarantine of visitors, turn up to WHO (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 24, 11:40:47
    - Definitely not politicized ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 24, 11:47:04
  - He's a lunatic,you hear about bolsanaro,who is a lunatic... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 24, 11:38:47
- Sorry tony martin (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, May 24, 11:22:15
  - Mate told whip he’s got to go (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 24, 15:39:04
    - Will be interwsting if boris will pull trigger (n/m) (General Chat) - Joe Strimmer, May 24, 15:59:00
- Not the main players though cowards (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, May 24, 11:22:11
  - Just the ones that already didn't like him and wanted some air time (n/m) (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 24, 12:01:29
Cummings' real problem (General Chat) - paulg, May 24, 11:11:38
- Yep, if you are unpopular people like to put the boot in.... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 24, 14:58:10
- Is borrowing someone’s wife breaking The law? Ask Giggsy (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 24, 14:27:33
- VMT (n/m) (General Chat) - helvegtheowl, May 24, 13:01:49
- Haha Ferguson had someone round (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 24, 12:46:16
  - Yes (General Chat) - paulg, May 24, 13:03:41
    - First of all no care was given by anyone else (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 24, 13:23:24
- For a ‘top strategist’ he’s handled it badly. Just admit wrongdoing and take the flak (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 24, 12:36:22
- Well there is video before the vote leave where he confesses (General Chat) - KetteringRyu, May 24, 11:58:58
  - Cummings went to an independent private boarding school in Durham (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 24, 14:28:50
Daughter's school opening after half term (General Chat) - paulg, May 22, 08:32:32
- Schools haven’t shut. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 22, 08:57:48
  - different from place to place (General Chat) - paulg, May 22, 09:52:45
    - Ah, yes. High School for Girls? (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 22, 10:13:33
      - no - we're in london (General Chat) - paulg, May 22, 10:30:38
        
        Yes, I hope we manage to open for Yr 6 and other transition years. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 22, 10:46:46
- my boy goes back on Monday. He cant wait bless him (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 22, 08:47:57
+++ board poll +++ --- "Do you wear a mask (face covering) in public? (General Chat) - shoddy, May 21, 18:29:45
- Only in the bedroom #KendoNagasaki (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, May 21, 19:25:28
- no (General Chat) - paulg, May 21, 19:17:22
- Ooooh sometimes... (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, May 21, 19:05:23
- Only for BDSM stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 21, 19:02:33
- Not yet but I think it will become a social obligation (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 18:58:51
  - Not sure about that, maybe amongst commuters in big cities (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, May 21, 19:33:33
- Yes but.. (General Chat) - usacanary, May 21, 18:47:51
- Girl (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 21, 18:39:37
I went for Pimms but made a mistake (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 21:51:11
- I’m a lawyer (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 23:02:08
- Should’ve gone for a Noilly Prat (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 20, 22:57:13
- been on the campari myself (General Chat) - matt in london, May 20, 22:29:01
- Pimms and tonic works well (General Chat) - paulg, May 20, 22:20:05
- Couple of dairylea triangles should round it off nicely (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, May 20, 22:11:33
- fuck me OG. You need to have a word with yourself. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 20, 22:02:55
  - You’ve been away too long man (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 22:13:36
What’s Cromer/Gt Yarmouth been like? (NCFC) - ingi, May 20, 19:00:28
- Cromer quiet apparently. Very few day trippers, car parks shut. (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 20, 19:13:01
- imagine driving from manchester to southend for the day! (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, May 20, 19:07:22
  - I know! I couldn’t fathom that comment! (NCFC) - ingi, May 20, 19:08:12
    - I spose you could take in a kfc on the way - make it really worthwhile (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, May 20, 19:10:41
      - 🤙🥱 (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, May 20, 19:30:46
Absolutely roasting down here in the Garden of England and a man's thoughts turn at 18:41 (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 18:43:32
- I'm not a drinker except.... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 20, 22:08:00
- Homemade sloe gin and tonic (General Chat) - pinkney, May 20, 21:02:56
- Strawberry Woo woo (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 20, 19:23:05
  - You are an absolute tart (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 19:30:47
    - ^out of cranberry juice (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 20, 19:52:43
- Which club ? (n/m) (General Chat) - McGill, May 20, 19:16:46
  - Horsmonden ? (n/m) (General Chat) - McGill, May 20, 19:35:11
  - Village club in Kent (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 19:28:40
- hard to beat a good g & t, tho pimms has its merits (General Chat) - paulg, May 20, 19:06:33
  - You obviously haven’t got into the lockdown spirit! (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 19:29:56
    - Devise your own quarantini? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 20, 20:44:08
- Gin martini with an olive or two (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 20, 18:50:35
  - Bit too smooth for me, but I respect your style (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 20, 19:30:22
  - ^^007 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 20, 19:23:55
    - Stop getting Bond wrong! (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 20, 19:49:38
      - arf (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 20, 19:52:26
        
        DAN (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 20, 19:54:07
      - ^005? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 20, 19:52:15
Hancock what a cunt ... (Coronavirus) - loz, May 20, 13:33:22
- PMQs is going to be (much more) interesting for the next few years (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 20, 15:12:59
- Tony ? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - helvegtheowl, May 20, 15:10:26
  - Nick (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 20, 19:08:54
- What did he actually do? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jampersands, May 20, 13:45:45
  - Trying to help a bumbling bojo and cutting across Keir like the rude ... (Coronavirus) - loz, May 20, 13:47:07
i just called to say (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 20, 09:44:16
- Used to live in Singapore many years ago and my sister still does. They really don’t take (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, May 20, 16:53:22
  - By Fat larrys band..? (General Chat) - Lager top, May 20, 17:09:01
    - His heart won’t go boom....they’ll need that 😂😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, May 20, 17:18:30
- Will he be executed on zoom too? (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, May 20, 10:28:29
  - Hanging is too good for him (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 20, 11:12:06
    - But hanging up, perfect (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 20, 11:41:18
- Not a great day for the lad. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 20, 10:15:38
  - probably had better (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 20, 10:25:15
- "and I think to myself...." (General Chat) - inutero, May 20, 09:52:58
Interesting stuff about transmission dynamics (Coronavirus) - Old Git, May 17, 19:15:51
- Saw them at the Waterfront supporting The Airborne Toxic Event (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, May 17, 21:54:45
- She's v good (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 17, 21:27:44
Who thinks they've had it? (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, May 17, 11:46:00
- Yep. Early March (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 17, 18:19:08
- I'm midway between decrees nisi and absolute. So no. Not for ages now. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Man, May 17, 15:17:01
- Dunno if I have but Mrs Lurd was told she probably had it but they couldn’t test her. (Coronavirus) - lurd, May 17, 14:23:19
- Not for a long time (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, May 17, 13:47:57
- Yes... (Coronavirus) - Disco, May 17, 13:32:34
  - The Dr on Radio 2 said to someone who had those symptoms probably hadn't had it. (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, May 17, 13:38:47
    - Apparently there's loads more symptoms than the core three (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, May 17, 13:41:59
      - Defo. The rigidity in sticking to just cough/fever as signs not helpful. (Coronavirus) - Dracula, May 17, 14:07:46
- Yep. Just after half-term and before lockdown (Coronavirus) - Dracula, May 17, 13:22:57
- Just had my test results back (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, May 17, 13:21:38
- Maybe...Went to Spain mid Feb. Came back feeling ** for a week. (Coronavirus) - Saucerer, May 17, 12:27:21
- Middle of February (live in London) (Coronavirus) - 51eve, May 17, 12:21:45
- Yep,. Feb. Felt proper fucked for 2 days. Initially confused it with (Coronavirus) - MIKEWALKER, May 17, 12:15:45
  - I knew you were a GIRL Michael (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Real Man, May 17, 14:35:29
  - You were advised to take paracetamol Micheal. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 17, 12:19:15
- Yes. Girlfriend Keyworker and visited Kings Lyn for 3 days in mid March. A week later (Coronavirus) - jackamo, May 17, 12:05:52
  - ^ban this sick filth (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, May 17, 13:11:21
- No (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, May 17, 12:03:58
- You probably haven't (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 17, 11:52:35
- £69 to find out (Coronavirus) - Kangol Canary, May 17, 11:49:43
  - I might ring bupa and see if they'll reimburse me under my scheme (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, May 17, 11:53:11
- My wife thinks we have (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 17, 11:47:35
  - For the first 3 months this year I was doing 6 day weeks (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, May 17, 11:50:35
Look at this pitch,fantastic. (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 17, 00:17:39
- They could buy the village (Other Football) - paulg, May 17, 09:39:25
- If Carlsberg made football pitches! Beautiful (n/m) (Other Football) - Hongky, May 17, 00:32:27
We've gone for Schalke (Other Football) - paulg, May 16, 14:40:31
- Duesseldorf for me... Lived there for 2 years and watched them live there a few times (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, May 16, 14:54:16
  - RAF? (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, May 16, 14:56:30
    - REME... REME tech services at Caernarvon Barracks near airport... was agreat posting.. (Other Football) - promethian1, May 16, 15:00:29
- Koln for me I did have a Hamburg shirt when I was small but they don't appear to be in it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 16, 14:52:13
  - Kevin Keegan? (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 16, 17:58:40
- any linkies? (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 16, 14:46:05
  - All game links here, it's really odd though watching with no crowds.. (Other Football) - DrDublin, May 16, 15:09:43
    - Thank yoU! (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 16, 16:59:52
  - Hesgoal (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, May 16, 14:57:35
    - All on there. There is a method: (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, May 16, 14:59:41
- Dortmund for me. Enjoying it so far even without fans (n/m) (Other Football) - earlydoors, May 16, 14:41:58
  - I'm not. (Other Football) - NJ_Canary, May 16, 15:34:43
  - I've tuned out of it already tbh. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, May 16, 14:55:39
  - Is their rivalry between them? (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 16, 14:43:35
    - Yes! (Other Football) - jampersands, May 16, 14:45:02
      - No sarcasm, had a vague recollection that they are a derby or summit (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, May 16, 15:16:33
        
        Yes, imagine us vs. Binmen looking like this (Other Football) - NJ_Canary, May 16, 15:42:52
60 million people die every year (Coronavirus) - LeftSide, May 15, 17:25:23
- I looked at the data and was surprised that normal influenza has killed more than covid (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, May 15, 20:40:09
  - Nope (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 20:51:16
- Think the effort being put into finding a vaccine (Coronavirus) - ede, May 15, 17:43:44
  - The common cold must have cost loads in disruption (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 17:46:35
    - i think you will find they (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, May 15, 17:52:03
      - I think you will find that was his point (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 15, 17:53:41
        
        No but it obviously reduces the chances for covid vaccine (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 18:01:18
        
        there wont be a vaccine. BMTP. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 15, 18:02:21
        
        Indeed. Wife’s a specialist in this area. No vaccine is her prediction. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, May 15, 20:59:35
        
        I’m very sceptical about a vaccine to eradicate it (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 18:04:30
        
        i think a therapeutic vaccine quite likely (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 15, 18:19:47
        
        the way i read was (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, May 15, 18:00:30
        
        Well it was said there wasn’t a vaccine (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 18:03:26
- we should have learnt to live with it (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 17:28:31
Just been on dog walk, seafront is heaving! Cars and people everywhere 🤔 (Coronavirus) - Worthing Yellow, May 15, 17:07:32
- to be fair, the UK hasn't had a proper lockdown. Might have soon tho. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 15, 17:16:20
  - Can’t see us going more draconian than before (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 17:23:40
    - with R approaching 1? really? Thats exponential growth of cases. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 15, 17:28:38
      - the R figure is crude (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 15, 18:13:01
        
        a popular view here in FR in that there will be a '2nd wave' in FR in mid June. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 15, 18:14:19
        
        2nd wave perfectly possible (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 15, 18:16:52
        
        The excess deaths aren’t due to lockdown tho (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 18:24:49
        
        Of course they're not (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 15, 20:47:13
        
        No (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 21:09:53
        
        Only a very small (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 21:10:10
        
        amount (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 21:10:57
        
        Is it? (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 15, 21:24:37
        
        I don’t doubt there are some dying early (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 21:52:32
      - We cant afford to (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 15, 17:51:47
      - Yes really (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 15, 17:44:28
      - anyway, we need to get the premier league playing again. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 15, 17:39:21
        
        Oddly the Hancock and co all of a sudden saying the 'R' rate not so important. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, May 15, 17:41:06
        
        Arbeit macht frei (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 15, 17:52:06
        
        And dead. :) (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, May 15, 18:04:15
- Heatwave next week should help 🤦‍♂️ (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, May 15, 17:09:16
  - beach time!!! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, May 15, 17:48:24
This girl is onto a good thing here (General Chat) - Old Git, May 15, 14:26:45
- Baby Trump is best (General Chat) - Ben, May 15, 14:47:04
- they're superb (General Chat) - paulg, May 15, 14:45:24
- good, but no where near as good as this one (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, May 15, 14:39:15
  - and this one (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 15, 14:52:26
  - Oh, that’s the one I was thinking of! (General Chat) - Old Git, May 15, 14:42:02
- For balance (General Chat) - CWC, May 15, 14:36:42
  - I can’t find her Trump ones (General Chat) - Old Git, May 15, 14:39:53
- Topical. (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, May 15, 14:30:47
Daily Mirror headline today (sic) : 19 million may have already had it in UK. (General Chat) - bowfront1, May 15, 11:07:03
- sounds pretty unlikely as a matter of commons sense (General Chat) - paulg, May 15, 13:15:12
  - The lead author was blocking everyone on Twitter (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 13:23:57
    - Why do you find that odd? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 15, 13:36:20
      - Because as has been pointed out (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 13:45:32
        
        What is this crazy paper's political allegiance though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 15, 14:06:11
        
        Sorry my misunderstanding. By crazy paper I thought you meant the newspaper and it's (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 15, 14:17:33
        
        No worries (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 14:20:03
        
        SCC doesn't like it, ergo it is Tory. I don’t think it’s any more sophisticated than that (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 15, 14:12:20
        
        I like the conclusions (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 14:15:36
        
        The newspaper that has always supported Labour seems to agree with this nonsense though (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 15, 14:26:51
        
        Yes although I doubt they even read it (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 14:43:04
      - if you pubish a paper, expect debate ....? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 15, 13:37:39
        
        Totally agree. The blocking part is odd. Just wondered why him being a former labour (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 15, 14:08:19
- It’s utter bollocks (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 12:53:08
  - If you'd locked down & protected the over 65's & the vulnerable (General Chat) - paulg, May 15, 13:20:30
    - Thing is Sweden didn’t protect the elderly (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 13:34:04
      - they did admit to some errors (General Chat) - paulg, May 15, 13:36:47
    - speaking of which ... (General Chat) - paulg, May 15, 13:34:03
      - Sweden’s economy taken a massive hit (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 13:41:00
        
        but there are all sorts of possible reasons for that (General Chat) - paulg, May 15, 13:47:47
        
        Well I wouldn’t say we are in total lockdown (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 13:56:15
  - Should never have been published (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 12:56:38
    - I think we will know for sure pretty soon... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 15, 13:14:20
      - Yes but the New York samples were to be expected (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 15, 13:22:43
- It's interesting how the R value is dropping like a stone in London. (General Chat) - usacanary, May 15, 12:52:06
  - Only "24 new cases a day" in London apparently (General Chat) - paulg, May 15, 13:12:41
- How many people can you fit in your circle? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 15, 12:22:06
I dropped a cuff link into a coal scuttle this morning while getting dressed (General Chat) - Old Git, May 15, 11:02:41
- I'm sure the person in Africa.... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 15, 12:48:57
  - & I'm sure the person dying of dehydration (General Chat) - paulg, May 15, 13:22:06
- Coal? You get more Rees-Mogg by the day. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 15, 11:46:09
- Getting dressed next to a coal scuttle? Dear lord. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 15, 11:22:00
  - In my bedroom (General Chat) - Old Git, May 15, 11:24:51
Will you be sending your kids to school/nursery (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 19:36:33
- Yup. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, May 14, 21:59:34
- Will you (assuming you have them)? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 21:29:57
  - Dunno where my reply to Jim went earlier (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 21:35:24
    - Does seem to be the mums who are against it (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 21:40:16
- Mine was meant to start nursery next week. (Coronavirus) - lurd, May 14, 21:19:59
- Yes (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 21:17:38
- No, he's 27 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worthing Yellow, May 14, 20:43:41
  - Could be a teacher (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 20:58:15
- Both going back to nursery next week. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, May 14, 20:39:25
- Yes, absolutely (Coronavirus) - Jester, May 14, 20:21:00
  - The problem with scrapping summer hols (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 20:26:04
- I wouldn't if they were working there. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Huge Small, May 14, 20:12:18
- When school reopens yep. (Coronavirus) - Cardiff Canary, May 14, 19:58:05
- They are 40 and 44 so they probably wouldn't be too chuffed if I did (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, May 14, 19:54:26
- Have to say I’m uneasy about it (Coronavirus) - Jim, May 14, 19:49:59
  - More worried about the nattering mums at pick up (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 14, 19:59:56
- of course! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 14, 19:49:07
- Yes, definitely (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 14, 19:46:03
- No (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, May 14, 19:43:13
  - Wow, u iz well old grandad innit bruv (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 14, 19:44:58
- No, not a chance in hell (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, May 14, 19:41:26
  - You can have my two unreliable sons (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 14, 19:42:56
    - I thought you only had *one* unreliable son? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, May 14, 19:49:52
      - I did until last week, then sometimes realible son let me down big stylee (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 14, 19:52:08
        
        have you ever considered that they are ok and you are unreliable dad? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, May 14, 19:55:46
        
        ^^^^^^^This^^^^^^ (n/m) (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, May 14, 19:56:32
        
        ^bullies (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, May 14, 20:02:02
- Absolutely 100% (n/m) (Coronavirus) - JoeyDeacon, May 14, 19:40:37
- Yep - I would send them tomorrow if I could (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Pukki Pies, May 14, 19:40:34
Re Risks of Corona (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 12:11:11
- This Osama Rahman? (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 14, 13:16:21
  - NEU still "not engaging" with plans to return presumably? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 13:36:14
    - No. I’ve asked what this actually means. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 14, 13:39:59
      - I have a fear (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 13:47:46
        
        I understand that POV. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 14, 14:03:10
        
        I hope so too (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 14:19:30
        
        It’s certainly a journey in to the unknown. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, May 14, 14:24:22
        
        maybe they should turn the unused football pitches into open air classrooms? :) (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 14:29:56
- But lockdown is surely the equivalent of "banning cars" and (Coronavirus) - Jim, May 14, 12:42:47
  - it's not an analogy, it's a comparison (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 13:18:38
- I do love the daily ‘it’s just the flu’ propaganda (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 12:17:08
  - you have an extremely odd view of what = "propaganda"!! (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 12:31:38
    - It’s definitely not complicated lol (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 12:38:46
  - I don't think staying in complete lockdown until a vaccine is available is an option (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, May 14, 12:29:36
    - Of course it isn’t (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, May 14, 12:36:17
      - you should perhaps try to grasp what the article is about, and what it's not about? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 12:42:42
      - There's an art to stating the obvious (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, May 14, 12:38:41
- Not enough words (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, May 14, 12:13:58
  - I've read it twice to compensate. 👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 14, 12:19:13
  - come on, you're stuck at home, give it a whirl (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 14, 12:17:06
Wife wants to see family. Advice needed (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 11:52:53
- This seems like a fairly textbook bad idea (General Chat) - ede, May 14, 23:55:58
- It’s against the gov rules. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 14, 13:23:50
- I know the dilemma (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, May 14, 13:19:49
- Go for it (General Chat) - CWC, May 14, 12:31:22
  - ok don't go for it (General Chat) - CWC, May 14, 12:32:56
    - its fine (General Chat) - rosarios_school_tie, May 14, 12:36:42
    - one lawyer, two opinions (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 12:34:30
      - i wonder if number of opinions grows exponentially with number of lawyers (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 12:35:49
- Don't do it (General Chat) - emmaroyds, May 14, 12:27:14
- dont do it (General Chat) - rosarios_school_tie, May 14, 12:23:50
- Perhaps wait a week to see if your symptoms develop? I don't know,it seems (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 14, 12:18:12
- It’s a NO from me (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 14, 12:13:16
- Don't do it, would be my view. Nonessential and unnecessary risks... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, May 14, 12:07:29
  - good point (n/m) (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 12:16:49
- Delay it until 1 June (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, May 14, 12:04:45
  - yep, thanks. wife and mother in law are quite the combo on this... (n/m) (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 12:17:44
- How will they get from Newcastle to London? (General Chat) - lurd, May 14, 11:55:16
  - They’d drive. And when they arrive no 2 meter rule as they’d be all over baby (n/m) (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 11:59:37
    - well, the baby is safe basically (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 12:03:33
      - Thanks. Lots to think about (n/m) (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 12:04:51
  - not if they're in a car, tho it is a long drive (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 11:59:20
  - I would err on the side of caution (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, May 14, 11:58:08
- can u get yourself tested? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 11:55:03
  - No, not a key worker and doctor said loss of smell isn’t a definite symptom (n/m) (General Chat) - forzancfc, May 14, 12:00:24
    - personally (General Chat) - paulg, May 14, 12:05:33
Quick query (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, May 13, 12:51:10
- Right. 1 more go (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, May 13, 13:07:51
  - if you are trying to say "till deaths are virtually zero" (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, May 13, 14:29:18
    - "what ever you think of him [Trump] he knows business" (Coronavirus) - jampersands, May 13, 16:04:34
      - yes several times (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, May 13, 16:29:12
        
        any fucking idiot could make money by investing millions and not paying suppliers (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 13, 18:12:08
    - You're aslo not going to get it to zero (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 13, 15:31:33
      - Wonder what the long term plan is for NZ? (Coronavirus) - Old Git, May 13, 16:12:07
        
        really aggressive testing and tracing? (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 13, 17:33:41
  - Ahh. OK. I am on a PC now. Think the website might have an issue? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, May 13, 13:08:58
    - Will the wind .... (Coronavirus) - paulg, May 13, 14:00:45
- It appears to be happening in Germany. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 13, 12:55:56
- Aaargh (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, May 13, 12:53:16
- RIP Timmy_Goat, struck down in his prime. Returned to work too soon. xxx (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, May 13, 12:52:52
  - Lol my phone is fucked (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, May 13, 12:54:06
    - Yep deffo fucked. Sorry for balling up the board :-) (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, May 13, 12:54:31
- Bollocks. Sausage fingers.... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, May 13, 12:52:42