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So I'd decided that I'd get back into the habit of going to games next season (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 29, 19:35:56
- any excuse-you are worse than pants! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 29, 20:32:55
- Oldham, Stockport, Tranmere I guess? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 19:39:33
- Oldham? Stockport? (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 29, 19:38:12
  - Yeh, and Leeds, Uddisfield and Walsall. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 29, 19:40:38
    - Carlisle aswell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 29, 19:42:41
      - That's a long journey that ends in a shit tip. Maybe. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 29, 19:44:33
        
        Carlisles alright (General Chat) - pants, Jul 29, 19:51:47
        
        I originally wrote... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 29, 19:46:28
        
        cor, there surely won't be many make it to Carlisle from Norwich (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 19:47:49
        
        No doubt selwyn, our most loyal fan, will be there? (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 29, 19:49:48
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 29, 19:57:28
        
        remember playing them in 1985-6. They brought about 30 fans (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 29, 19:53:52
        
        I remember that game. There were more stewards and plod in there than Carlisle fans. (General Chat) - South stand corner, Jul 29, 20:14:40
        
        yeah, remember bringing out the classic "come in a taxi, you must've come in a taxi" (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 29, 20:30:44
        
        I seem to recall it was quite near the end of the season (General Chat) - South stand corner, Jul 29, 21:02:02
        
        that was superb, we won about 15 games in a row at home (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 29, 21:11:48
      - that's near Iceland. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 19:43:08
        
        Clearly the most North-West you can get! :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 29, 19:43:33
        
        did you know it's the largest city in England? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 19:46:54
        
        I'll take that one to the grave with me... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 29, 19:48:57
How was Theoclit? If he's good then we've got a good chance (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 28, 21:45:41
- I read 2-3 times....comfortly collects from a cross/corner....etc. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 28, 21:54:52
  - that's exactly what I like to see from a goalie (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 28, 22:01:52
    - Agree... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 28, 22:02:48
      - very true, probably not since Chrissy Woods have we had someone who you just knew would (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 28, 22:05:48
        
        I was thinking the same thing. Woods was the last one I can remember. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 22:07:32
        
        please god let Theoklitos be as good as him (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 28, 22:14:02
- of what? staying up? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 28, 21:47:44
  - no, a good chance of winning the champions league (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 28, 22:00:54
FT 1-0 City (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 28, 21:25:45
- Did you enjoy the wonderful commentary................... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 28, 21:28:18
  - Poor werent they? Oh someone's badly injured!....its Drury!! ....No Drury went off...Oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 28, 21:30:25
- getting tedious now all these victories (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 28, 21:27:36
  - and cries of 'it's only a friendly!!!' (n/m) (NCFC) - goppo, Jul 28, 21:49:33
  - Give it a couple of weeks (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 21:36:26
  - Give it another week and a half! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 21:29:38
    - DON'T get excited! I read some shameful posts from last year where I was predicting (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jul 28, 21:37:46
      - i wasnt! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 28, 21:40:17
        
        nor me. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 28, 21:45:54
        
        I don't think anyone was under the impression you were (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 28, 21:43:04
      - Always the same before a new season, can't help meself. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 21:38:58
    - you may laugh! prob beat colchester but cant see us getting much else till the next home g (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 28, 21:35:26
      - Keep the faith Sellers, keep the faith. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 21:36:53
        
        yeovil away-out the cup-exeter away-lose-brentfood away-lose hartlepool away (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 28, 21:39:17
        
        Canary Call will make up for any losses. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 21:40:09
- get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 28, 21:27:10
Yep - def Nelson. Knocked out. Hospital job. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 28, 21:16:28
- doubt its the 1st time he been ko d-hes 1 ugly mother fucka (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 28, 21:32:55
  - Well? What are your thoughts sellers? Seeing any positive signs? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 28, 21:34:06
    - i reserve judgement until it really matters (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 28, 21:36:15
      - reserve judgement my arse! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 28, 21:36:41
        
        CLUBS A JOKE! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 28, 21:37:11
        
        at the mo it is-what league are we in again? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 28, 21:41:22
        
        is Gunn still a "fucking cunt"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 28, 21:43:45
        
        never said he was-i said useless cunt and i stand by that remark (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 28, 21:46:54
        
        You know the words you write - do you know what they mean? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 28, 22:02:25
        
        ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 28, 21:54:07
        
        mwahahahaha (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 28, 22:03:08
- I f*cking *hate* pre-season injuries (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 21:21:56
Whaley 1-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 28, 20:54:20
- Whaley.......the new C.Ronaldo? (n/m) (NCFC) - Thrapwinkle, Jul 28, 21:05:10
- SUPER BRYAN GUNN (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 28, 21:02:12
  - No wE ARE ShiT waNKeRs (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 28, 21:04:09
    - and Roeder would have had us 3-0 up in this game (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 21:04:42
      - or outside the bottom 3 (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 21:12:29
        
        twat-its90% his fault we went down (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 28, 21:31:12
        
        87% percent of statistics are made up on the spot (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 21:35:27
        
        bit like rodents team selections (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 28, 21:44:51
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 28, 21:05:07
blah, had an electric razor for 2 weeks now. Wish it's bought one years ago (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 21:11:05
- That's really fucking interesting! (n/m) (General Chat) - Angry in Switzerland, Jul 27, 22:08:07
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 22:10:23
- shame it cant spell for you too (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 27, 21:36:23
  - ayup, Roland Berrill's here (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 21:39:03
    - how do you think the team is shaping up pants? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 27, 21:40:52
      - is the question too difficult for you? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 27, 21:48:53
        
        how's it shaping up to you? have you stopped whinging or is it still shit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 27, 21:55:48
- I've had one for 15 years now. I'll never EVER wet shave again thank fuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 27, 21:22:13
  - Do you still take two bottles into the shower? (n/m) (General Chat) - Reg Presley, Jul 27, 22:42:47
    - yes, how did you find out about my drinking habits? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 28, 01:04:07
  - Recently I was letting it grow a bit, then trimming it back with scissors (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 21:27:38
    - I've never used one, do they stop rash on the neck? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 27, 21:30:45
      - This is why I started cutting with scissors (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 21:36:31
        
        I've had a few different types of shavers over the years. I did occasionally get a (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 27, 21:40:02
        
        not to mention shaving taking a maximum of 4-5 minutes of course (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 27, 21:40:23
        
        I have always used a wet shave razor, currently the fusion power whatever its called (General Chat) - conker, Jul 27, 21:37:48
    - when I had a beard I trimmed occasionally with scissors, until I snipped at my cheek (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 27, 21:30:34
      - done that as well :s (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 21:37:08
Yes! McVeigh, get in! Brilliant signing. Nice one Gunny. Can't wait to see him in action (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 23, 09:21:59
- UNinterested, not DISinterested (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 23, 09:50:36
  - that's you fucking told jafski yer thick fucking cunt yer (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 23, 09:55:50
  - Whatever wordy. I'm uninterested in your disinteresting post. Eat my goal legal eagle. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 23, 09:54:46
    - Just trying to improve your grasp of your mother tongue, young man (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 23, 09:58:35
      - No, chairs though gitster good too of had your'e advise. I is fick innit. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 23, 10:00:15
- is that it? press con just for that little twat? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 23, 09:28:06
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 23, 09:49:39
  - little? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 23, 09:32:31
  - Welcome home Paul! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 23, 09:29:37
  - I don't think there was a press conference. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 09:29:33
    - i was just going by what people said on here (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 23, 09:31:15
- I see you've used a bit or sarcasm here. Funny stuff. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 23, 09:23:31
  - Thanks. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 23, 09:32:52
  - fucking joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 23, 09:24:39
    - yeah but it's the lowest form of wit (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 23, 09:26:54
reason for Whaley delay. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 08:29:40
- *ahem* you heard it here first (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 09:23:13
  - hasnt failed,just having something checked out (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 23, 09:26:59
    - that's seems quite a positive post from you there Sellers (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 23, 09:34:58
    - "Sorry guys- we havent signed him yet - he has had to have extra scan in his medical" (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 23, 09:29:59
      - "should be spending more time on signing players" (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 23, 09:32:14
- why couldnt ncfc have told us that-clubs a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 23, 09:21:52
- Looks like he could drop a pound or two (n/m) (NCFC) - mccarudd, Jul 23, 08:57:29
- Gunn commented on medicals yesterday (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 23, 08:35:14
  - 50 game season (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 23, 08:57:10
    - 49 is the minimum isn't it? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 23, 09:08:54
      - I was feeling similar to you until about ten past nine last night (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 09:13:37
        
        Yep (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 23, 09:32:52
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 23, 09:29:51
        
        I think McVeigh will probably do alright for us to be honest at this level (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 23, 09:16:59
        
        are you leaving us, brandy? Why so? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 09:32:21
  - That just can't be true (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 23, 08:50:56
    - Only for midfielders, though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 23, 08:54:15
- 9am press conference it is then (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 23, 08:31:26
  - That'll be Paul McWashedup surely? (n/m) (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 23, 08:55:15
    - I'd be surprised if there was one for him (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 23, 09:04:28
    - No, Whaley I reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 23, 09:03:00
      - MJB reckons PC has been PP'd (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 23, 09:05:28
        
        But Waggers reckons it is on (as of 40 mins ago) (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 23, 09:08:16
clubs a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 22, 13:28:15
- I know, much prefer penguins (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 22, 13:46:31
  - yeah yeah ww2 joke (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 22, 13:49:13
    - Why can't hitler eat penguins? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 13:50:37
      - Because he's dead and his mouth has rotted off. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:54:24
      - Well put it this way, I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 22, 13:53:41
        
        You had one in the window yesterday. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:55:59
        
        Where do you want these blinds? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 22, 13:57:39
        
        How does he smell? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:59:55
        
        Not really, I always hoped he'd be a doctor. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 22, 14:01:48
        
        No, you fool, he said I had acute angina! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 14:03:45
      - I dunno, because he's a veggie? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 22, 13:53:00
        
        I think it's time for a story. In spazdas they're called Puffin, and when I was on my brea (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 13:57:33
        
        Do you really work at Spazdas? or are you talking historically? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 22, 14:13:19
        
        yares ago (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 17:00:19
  - Why can't polar bears eat penguins? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 13:48:28
    - Don't upset him, he's a cycle path. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 22, 13:51:54
    - Because Iceland don't sell them. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 22, 13:51:07
    - Because they can't get the wrappers off. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:50:52
  - but only androgynous ones (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 22, 13:48:10
- Please explain why. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 22, 13:41:13
  - No please don't get him started (n/m) (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 22, 13:42:08
    - Why? I want a reasoned debate! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 22, 13:44:14
      - because Norwich city is a cunting shitty little football club and everyone (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 22, 13:46:48
        
        and? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 22, 13:57:09
        
        wankers (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 22, 13:47:16
      - chosen the wrong person then (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 22, 13:46:27
- Who does? You? (n/m) (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 22, 13:39:07
- Yep, dont know why you support them. Riddikulus (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 22, 13:33:28
- onion rings (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 22, 13:33:12
  - are always the things you have to wait 10 mins for in BK if you order em (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 13:39:55
- Yoyos are nice though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:30:47
  - She broke up the Beatles (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 22, 13:36:02
  - ...and dark chocolate Kit Kats (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:31:37
    - Kitkats are Nestle, you Norwich killer. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:35:00
      - yeah, and I kept my rebate! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:37:08
        
        every time you kill a bit of norwich garry b has to buy something from the club shop (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 22, 13:38:47
        
        I bought the "Mac Double" DVD from the Mall the other day. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:40:15
        
        mental (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 14:10:32
        
        Be that on your conscience. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:38:13
        
        you subbed Cody's new Merc! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:39:44
        
        We're going dogging in a bit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:40:47
        
        Whitlingham or Stalham? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:43:00
        
        Mousehold. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:43:41
        
        And the noo Hooze! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 22, 13:40:28
        
        ?7,000 a week? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:45:35
        
        Look where your rebate is going! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:49:05
        
        ?7000 a week would buy a good quality scotch egg for every season ticket holder (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 22, 13:51:39
        
        I made scotch eggs a while back. They were BRILLIANT. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 22, 13:55:07
        
        I used to. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:52:48
        
        Yes, MY rebate. x2 (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:50:35
        
        well, it's being spent. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:53:03
        
        So am I. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:54:02
- you're a cock (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 22, 13:28:56
Will Hughes get the same song as Hughes had? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 22, 13:26:13
- what-ure shit and u know u r-hope not (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 22, 13:33:22
So why has this press conference been cancelled then? (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 22, 13:24:16
- they're all on retreat with Father Mulryne (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 22, 13:33:05
  - I'm ready for my confession to Mullers (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 13:49:22
- gunn needed a hair cut (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 22, 13:30:39
- clubs a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 22, 13:29:43
- failed his medical (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 22, 13:28:30
  - McVeigh? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 22, 13:31:08
    - Huckerby... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 22, 13:35:27
- its not, its been delayed (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 22, 13:27:31
- contract not agreed at a guess (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 22, 13:26:59
- cos the soft soft soft kid said so (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 13:24:58
3 signings tomorrow then! (n/m) (NCFC) - oh huckerby, Jul 22, 13:24:10
- dream on hucks! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 22, 13:31:38
  - I don't think that is hucks (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 22, 13:32:42
    - it says it is (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 22, 13:33:42
Press conference delay? (NCFC) - samcd84, Jul 22, 12:18:55
- now 9am tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 22, 12:33:37
  - lol- clubs a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 22, 13:26:52
City sign Hughes (NCFC) - dear prudence, Jul 22, 00:24:06
- clap. clap. clap clap clap clap (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 22, 09:16:01
  - If the boy's any good he deserves better than Andy Hooveses cast-offs. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 22, 09:17:32
- My Leicester supporting mate says he's shit, as long as he's cheaper & better than Russell (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jul 22, 08:26:00
  - There's shit... (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 22, 09:18:02
- Can that ?7000 per week be true? In the THIRD division? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 22, 08:12:26
  - the journo who posts on Pink Un reckons Gunn has said we did not offer him ?7k a wk (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jul 22, 08:31:58
  - It can't be true (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 22, 08:14:48
    - Yeah but as no fee was paid 7k per week is about right (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 08:16:12
      - How do you know? (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 22, 08:21:19
        
        what I mean is if we had paid in the region of 400k as a transfer (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 08:26:49
        
        OK everyone, enough with the "cool 1 million" (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 22, 08:40:30
        
        cool (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 08:47:59
        
        1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 22, 08:48:51
        
        Mi.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 08:52:33
        
        Yeah, I have (now) thanks... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 22, 08:54:44
        
        The flaw in your argument (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 22, 08:28:33
- "Norwich may have been relegated last season, but clearly they are an ambitious side" (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 22, 08:00:02
  - Of course we're ambitious (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 22, 08:16:51
    - Lordy talk about damned if you do damned if you don't (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 22, 08:41:46
      - spot on (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 22, 08:42:19
    - what's upset you now? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 22, 08:34:33
      - Seems a logical position to hold (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 22, 08:47:00
        
        well obvious quality isn't easy to come by in league one (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 22, 08:49:06
- lets hope hes better than his brother andy (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 22, 07:09:50
- great news (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 22, 06:02:49
  - lol-meanwhile whaleys gone fishing (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 22, 07:10:34
- scottish football really is in the shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 22, 05:52:59
  - dont you mean is shit? hence we only sign players from there (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 22, 07:11:44
    - Come on Selwyn lets hear it... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 22, 07:18:43
- fuckaduck (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 22, 02:31:05
- crikey (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 22, 00:47:26
- ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 00:46:40
Russell - truth behind the story below (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jul 21, 20:53:00
- why the hell would Burnley want Russell (NCFC) - ingi, Jul 21, 21:11:34
  - I know, he is total shite - but for some reason they want him and (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jul 21, 21:24:00
    - I wud imagine he's on big wages.... take 50k & tell him to fuck off (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jul 21, 21:34:00
  - Fuck Knows, was under whelmed when we signed him back & I cant remember a good performance (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jul 21, 21:16:28
    - He was runner-up to Dion for Player of the Season (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 21, 22:08:05
      - *won (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 21, 22:12:52
    - All i think of when i think of him is those poncy green gloves, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 21, 21:34:05
  - toilet attendant (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 21:13:10
- good riddance (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 20:54:38
whaley ever sign? clubs a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 20:44:32
- does your impatience for him to sign mean that you want him to? (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 21, 20:56:30
  - lol so true (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 21, 21:11:35
    - of course Selwyn wants him to sign so there's another player to boo (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 21, 21:14:07
  - we are a laughing stock when it comes to transfers-have been for years (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 20:58:20
- He certainly not showing commitment or want to come here thats for sure (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jul 21, 20:55:35
  - doubt it will happen-club will blame his misses for not wanting to re-locate (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 20:59:37
    - yeah that bloody bastard (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 21, 21:04:52
      - i said thats what ncfc would say-thats not nes the truth! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 21:06:19
        
        I know they lie about stuff all of the time (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 21, 21:08:36
        
        and doncaster never told a porky-on dodgy ground there imo! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 21:10:32
- If we sign Whaley (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 21, 20:53:51
- you're right... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 21, 20:47:18
  - tonight,tomorrow,last fucking wednesday,all full of bullshit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 20:50:23
    - I think you should just boo at games, let them know, cunts (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 21, 20:50:53
      - no doubt i will after the first pile of shit dished up ie-august 8th (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 20:52:07
        
        you're demonstrating infinite patience waiting that long... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 21, 20:53:17
        
        and thats just the pies (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 20:53:09
        
        the pies are one of the best things about the club! (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 21, 21:01:35
        
        at least the ques will be shorter this year! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 21:03:11
        
        Looking forward to a pie again this coming season....... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 21, 21:03:05
Sven to Notts county! (Other Football) - David Brent, Jul 21, 11:45:20
- old news (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:46:38
tick tock-gunns a cock (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:39:43
- If you were in charge for the rest of pre season and with our budget, what would be your (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 21, 11:58:40
  - i dont know the budget do i (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 12:00:37
    - Can of panda cola and a packet of frazzles (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 21, 12:06:35
      - Don't forget the rebate money, you need to add a 50p coin that's got really warm in your (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 21, 12:10:02
        
        That 50p is for the January sales mumsie will go mad if she found out I spent it (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 21, 12:17:54
- Pre-season's gone OK though sellers, hasn't it? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 21, 11:48:32
  - Has it? (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 21, 12:06:22
    - FROZE-ing by the PIES! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 21, 12:10:04
  - old played fucking part time scots wankers.lets see what happens when it matters (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:50:20
    - plus we have everyman and his dog on fucking trial (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:52:19
      - Better than buying a pig in a poke (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 21, 11:52:59
        
        i prefer a poke in a pig.jurys out on chairman (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:54:23
    - Yes, but we've ALWAYS gone up to God's Own Country to play rubbish teams (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 21, 11:51:59
      - and we went down last year (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:53:15
        
        Ah yes, so we've now found our level and we're GONNA STORM THIS DIVISION!!! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 21, 11:56:39
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:57:23
- wots a neandyfall? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 21, 11:45:12
  - ive no idea (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:46:14
    - You should say this more often (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 21, 11:47:56
      - this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:49:09
        
        small lol! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 21, 11:51:57
        
        surely it would be "this more often" on repeat (NCFC) - pants, Jul 21, 11:58:56
        
        yeah but the small lol was for effort more than anything. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 21, 12:02:34
        
        nah, Selwyn's right (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 21, 12:06:18
        
        my bad (NCFC) - pants, Jul 21, 12:04:30
        
        Fuckanory, coming second to selwyn in an English language comprehension exercise. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 21, 12:15:41
        
        I'll live (NCFC) - pants, Jul 21, 12:22:35
        
        Fight on my brave brother. It's only skywards from this point. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 21, 12:53:46
- I was in the bakers the other day and I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 21, 11:42:17
  - old uns are the best (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:43:11
    - Oh, so you've heard that one before? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 21, 11:47:15
      - many times (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:48:02
        
        You surprise me. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 21, 11:50:48
        
        boo (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 21, 11:51:44
    - Hear hear (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 21, 11:47:04
Team News (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 18, 10:50:31
- they play too many games these footballers (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 18, 11:03:02
- is starting to look like Hoolahan will be staying, isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 10:54:10
  - i hope so, hoolers has somink that will be rare in L1 (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 18, 10:59:54
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 18, 11:31:26
      - you want rid of Hoolahan, selwyn? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 18, 11:32:12
    - I really hope he stays too (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 18, 11:04:21
good news folks, jo whiley is being moved from weekday mornings on R1, there is a god (General Chat) - lmc, Jul 16, 22:04:45
- Bad news, Fearne bloody Cotton is taking her place... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 16, 22:44:23
- seconded (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 16, 22:05:38
Train wreck (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 16, 21:53:06
- Always is when Selwyn's around... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 16, 21:57:39
  - is it partimers hour? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:58:54
    - As I said to you before - I bet I'm at more matches than you this coming season... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 16, 22:40:08
    - No (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 16, 22:01:06
      - whats a neanderthal (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 16, 22:02:23
Thick cock, thick cock. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 16, 21:48:25
- bend over bend over (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:49:50
looks bleak for john Hartson (Other Football) - conkers, Jul 16, 21:11:12
- I didn't go to the Watford game (Other Football) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 16, 22:24:08
- we will sign him next week as a panic buy (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:31:41
  - nice (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jul 16, 21:47:26
    - hypocrite (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:48:26
      - yes I am, very much so. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jul 16, 21:53:14
  - Fuck off you sick cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - andross, Jul 16, 21:36:27
    - Come down dear (Other Football) - Ben, Jul 16, 22:12:43
      - wether it's a dig at the club or not it's irrelevant (Other Football) - andross, Jul 16, 22:28:22
      - me, you and Selwyn all have a similar opinion on the Board and how the Club (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jul 16, 22:22:28
    - no doubt you took the piss when he was here-now the poor sod has cancer hes your hero (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:44:06
      - Are you really that incapable of anything other that the thoughts of a Neanderthal? (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jul 16, 22:00:28
      - What the fuck is your problem? (n/m) (Other Football) - andross, Jul 16, 21:47:07
        
        Are you really that incapable of anything other that the thoughts of a Neaderthal? (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jul 16, 21:59:29
        
        Obviously the wrong place... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jul 16, 21:59:44
        
        He's barely literate and got the emotional maturity of an adolescent chimp. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 16, 21:49:16
        
        cancers done that to him too? (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:52:05
        
        You fucking despicable worm. I would say it's unbelieveable but sadly it isn't from you. (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 16, 22:23:50
        
        whats yours? i didnt mention his cancer (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:47:58
        
        you're one sick bastard (n/m) (Other Football) - andross, Jul 16, 21:49:45
        
        cheers (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:51:26
    - about the best we will get i expect (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:39:15
  - Go on Sellers, do a cancer joke, come on. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 16, 21:35:54
    - shame he didnt leave his shirt here,ive put on a few more pounds (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:38:33
The SQUAD so far................. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 16, 19:41:55
- "Team Gunn" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 16, 21:35:26
  - you got *that* far???? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 16, 21:43:06
- I'm no sure what to expect really until I've seen the general league standard. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 16, 20:28:13
  - The history of LG1 suggests........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 16, 20:49:47
    - and so it should be more ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 16, 21:35:00
- Bless (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 16, 20:19:41
- the big thing (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 16, 20:09:15
  - I agree............. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 16, 20:42:39
    - Maybe Leroy Lita as top scorer in U-21 Euros less than 2 years ago and doesn't want to (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 16, 21:21:06
      - Thats funny........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 16, 21:42:13
    - maybe his attitude is a prob. as for transfers (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 16, 21:03:20
      - 1.5 -2 milion.............. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 16, 21:33:03
- total shite (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 16, 19:48:03
- Make oi larf! (n/m) (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 16, 19:45:19
lets hope the whaley can feed the cody for a change (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 16, 19:41:41
tick tock (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 15, 20:04:59
- tick tock indeed selwyn. How many days to save our club? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 15, 20:10:28
- tick tock what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 15, 20:08:27
  - tick tock, if Gunn doesn't buy 10 players by 1pm tomorrow, Selwyn will (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:10:57
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 15, 20:31:48
been busy on here today (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 15, 17:44:29
- Save the Whaley (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 15, 17:47:58
  - Indeed.... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 17:51:23
    - is that pants new bird? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 15, 20:06:21
      - unnecessary and unfunny (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 15, 20:19:32
- Bid accepted is as far as we've got... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 17:45:51
  - well the superb facilities will take care of the rest (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 15, 17:47:51
    - Aren't you missing something? (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 17:50:32
      - i'm missing darren huckerby loads yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 15, 17:52:20
        
        Its the excellent support which he's looking forward to. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 15, 17:54:04
        
        well he may look forward to it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 15, 17:56:06
        
        Us Preston boys think everyone is (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 15, 17:59:48
as i live in costessey now with time on my hands il be at training alot this season (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:30:13
- Why not have a trial? (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 13, 14:31:44
  - erm lol good idea-il kick the doc out 4 season 1st (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:33:43
    - Who would you replace him with? (NCFC) - pants, Jul 13, 14:37:12
      - Get Malky back (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 13, 14:41:43
      - lee he used to be scum LOL but now he's one of us (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 14:39:27
        
        just needs the reverse smile on the end (-: (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 13, 14:41:29
      - "id be better lol" (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 13, 14:38:37
        
        genuine selolwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - raretek, Jul 13, 14:40:07
Fuck the loan system - trials are the new shit (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 13, 14:28:26
- as long as they're not pre-season trials (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 14:32:18
  - yes and look how the last 4 years turned out (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:35:08
    - it's pretty obvious that we do not have money for transfers (NCFC) - raretek, Jul 13, 14:41:28
OK, in honour of WotB's mention on KIO, one word each to describe WotB? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 13, 14:20:20
- Clique (courtesy Oink un) (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 13, 15:06:39
- knock knock... (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 13, 14:42:40
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 13, 14:40:34
- Serious (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 13, 14:37:35
- rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 13, 14:37:19
- DrainontheNorfolkeconomy (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 13, 14:36:16
  - one word ffs, you don't get two goes (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 13, 14:37:58
    - How about three? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 13, 14:39:55
      - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 13, 14:45:04
- Aggravating (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 13, 14:35:39
- Shallow (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 14:32:45
- pointlessdrivil (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 13, 14:32:17
- Queef. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 13, 14:31:28
- Anomie (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 13, 14:24:23
- distracting (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 14:24:09
- undescribable (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 13, 14:24:00
- gay (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 13, 14:23:08
- cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 13, 14:22:49
- obfuscatory (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 13, 14:22:45
- Yeller (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 13, 14:22:28
- pants (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 13, 14:22:18
- shit (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:21:50
- essential (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 13, 14:21:34
tick tock-still no striker for the 4th year running.club still a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:04:37
- shut up selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 13, 14:09:55
  - why- you know it -they all know it.clubs a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:10:42
    - I like jokes (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 13, 14:13:42
      - knock knock (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 14:17:34
      - Yeah, I do, anyone got any good uns? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 13, 14:15:45
        
        ncfc (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:17:51
        
        Ooh, my aching sides, stop it Selwyn. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 13, 14:20:00
        
        Selwyn might - he sounds particularly cheery (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 13, 14:16:49
        
        yeah, I thought everyone understood that Al Murray was irony, and not real (NCFC) - pants, Jul 13, 14:19:16
- Yep, good job it's just a silly game and not to be taken seriously (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 13, 14:09:45
- selwyn is back, selwyn is back, wooah-oh, woah-oh (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 13, 14:06:59
- still laughing at two weeks pregnant post (NCFC) - pants, Jul 13, 14:06:17
- yep, nothing happening on the striker front, at all, ever... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 14:06:07
- Oh Sellers no - we've got a midget on trial (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 13, 14:05:45
  - thought we knew all about mcveigh by now (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:08:53
- WE'VE GOT THREE ON TRIAL NOW (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 13, 14:05:39
  - 4 isn't it? Powell, Maric, Craig and Bridges? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 14:10:56
    - says it all (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:11:34
      - What would you like them to do in the current situation? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 14:15:36
        
        erm-maybe buy a fuckin striker os swap lightweight hoolahan 4 lee (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:19:32
        
        Hoolahan will rip defences apart in this league, he is the one player we must keep!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Jul 13, 14:33:37
        
        hes shit-1 hard tackle and hes out for season (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:36:48
        
        agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 14:35:18
      - And we've got Fat Chris and Coooooody (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 13, 14:13:15
        
        also aren't at least 5 of the kids stikers? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 14:14:17
        
        we need a proven scorer not some kid just out of nursery (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:21:06
        
        ah so maybe somebody like Ronaldo (the brazilian one) - he's pretty proven (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 14:24:00
        
        just the one? that's a bit short-sighted isn't it? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 13, 14:23:23
        
        Ang Volleyking - the place is crawling with strikers (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 13, 14:14:01
  - not the time for fucking trials you twat-get an proven striker in (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:09:49
    - which proven striker is going to join us? Ruud Van Nistelrooy perhaps? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 13, 14:17:56
      - lee for 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:23:08
      - Isn't Ibrahimovic unsettled? (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 13, 14:21:22
    - lol (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 13, 14:15:50
    - If you had let them keep your rebate we would have one by now! (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 13, 14:11:12
      - he gave it to charity (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 13, 14:20:26
        
        did you claim yours? oh i forgot... (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 13, 14:25:47
        
        You forgot? Good for you sellers, albeit by accident, you've helped the club out (NCFC) - pants, Jul 13, 14:28:49
Bloody hell, ?10k/week to tell her how to hand in her notice:-( (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 13, 13:52:41
- must be a "short on news" day (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 13, 13:59:14
actually-where do norwich prossies hang out theses days.none down ber st the other nite (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:43:58
- "Handjob, Mister?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 23:03:45
- Mainly on the Oink Un. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 10, 22:53:53
- Costessey apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:50:08
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 22:45:34
  - erm-so predictable (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:47:04
glad i spent my rebate down ber street (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:31:16
- glad you actually pulled, well done. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:34:41
- How is the missus? (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 10, 22:32:14
  - 2 weeks pregnant (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:33:42
    - lol, thick cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 10, 23:39:53
      - shit, more of Selwyn's defective genes in the gene pool (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 11, 01:48:54
    - You must have super sperm! (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 10, 22:35:43
    - LOL (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 22:35:36
Went to fakenham tonight (NCFC) - David Brent, Jul 10, 22:22:57
- I understand he set up two aswell as scoring two? Sounds promising... (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 10, 22:34:11
  - striker (NCFC) - David Brent, Jul 10, 22:39:45
  - lol-even i was scored against fakenham (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:35:41
    - how much did it cost you to score in Fakenham? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:36:52
      - 30 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:37:36
        
        come on sellers irs 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:38:42
        
        il have some a that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:40:54
- Who is he though ? Nothing about him anywhere other than an unsuccessful trial at (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 22:30:51
- nice bowls club there (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:26:22
- Nice frock? (n/m) (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 10, 22:24:06
Don't care if it works out badly, I fucking love Paul Mcveigh for all he did for us. (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 10, 22:22:56
- One of my favourite players of the last few years... (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 10, 22:31:10
  - hopefully they link up well again (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 10, 22:36:05
- fuckin shit 5 years ago yes but not now ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:27:19
- agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 10, 22:26:51
  - idiot (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:27:45
    - cunt (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 10, 22:35:37
      - yes SCC you do very much so. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:37:14
    - Come on, what do we have to lose? (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 10, 22:30:24
where are the 4 signings you promised this week then gunn you twat (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:10:58
- Actually, he promised to have them in by the 25th. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 10, 23:17:16
- please stop being a cock (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 10, 22:22:35
  - you would be happy with russell up front i suppose (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:25:31
    - obviously not, but it's not worth arguing with you (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 10, 22:28:29
      - no because you are too fucking club licky fucky sucky uppy (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:30:28
        
        ^^ mental age 4? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 11, 00:09:57
        
        you wouldn't have pulled down there. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:32:52
        
        down where (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:36:45
  - where are the signings then numpty? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:23:29
- do we ever learn-4 weeks to k.o and no decent striker yet again.mind u russells still here (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:19:34
- I love you (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 10, 22:19:02
  - I think the schtick is getting a little tedious now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 10, 22:24:13
- tick tock (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 22:13:49
- where'd he promise that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 22:13:30
- 2 over the weekend apparently, don't blame Gunn sellers blame our (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:12:42
  - since when did we sign players on a weekend? never (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:17:22
    - you dont think we have ever signed a player on a weekend? (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 10, 22:23:29
      - it's announced during the week because it's harder to call press (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:27:02
        
        load of old wank (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:28:50
        
        oh so you think that if we have the chance to sign someone on a saturday (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 10, 22:33:00
        
        sounds like us all over (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:42:05
        
        ok (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 10, 22:47:03
        
        yes, yes you are. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:31:08
    - well its not my bloody fault is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:18:19
- Did he promise 4 signings? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 10, 22:12:04
kerching! the penny drops from the board.... (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 10, 21:41:17
- well fucking sign some players then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:04:47
- missing bit.... (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 10, 21:43:10
is gunn rodent in disguise? 4 new signings this week! where the fuck are they (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 9, 21:01:00
- well my guess is it was the keeper, Dickinson, Lee and Hughes but sadly (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 9, 21:50:20
- over there (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 9, 21:04:19
  - it's Thursday ffs (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 21:24:33
    - you shit me not??? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 9, 21:33:31
      - Not sure, but I'm told that it happens at least once a week (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 21:52:17
bryan gunn,bryan gunn,fuck off bryan gunn.... (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 9, 20:54:12
- totlaly mental (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 9, 22:10:14
- we're stuck with him unless we do very badly. I presume that's what you want to happen? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 21:53:31
  - not just you I want us to do well, I am not over hopeful purely because (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 9, 22:01:50
- a pleasant little ditty (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 9, 20:57:06
  - yes, delightful (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 20:58:35
i'm in two minds as to whether i should post this... (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 9, 19:00:53
- hot stuff (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 9, 19:43:00
  - I'm afraid the Mexicans beat everyone to it by several hundred years (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 9, 20:15:43
- How many months pregnant are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 9, 19:20:01
  - 16 (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 9, 21:08:46
- Fresh warm du pain with Nutella on top is marvelous. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 9, 19:07:26
4 shit players so far (NCFC) - earthleakage, Jul 9, 03:48:23
- Alcohol is a depressant. DOn't do it, kids. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 9, 08:15:50
- one too any sherbets? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 9, 07:35:42
  - I roll in off the night shift, quick check of wrath before bed... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 9, 07:40:18
  - many* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 9, 07:35:53
- when will they ever learn (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 9, 07:09:37
- and (NCFC) - earthleakage, Jul 9, 03:51:26
  - sorry (NCFC) - earthleakage, Jul 9, 03:53:21
    - morning mate ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 9, 04:03:12
anyone seen pants lately (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 20:51:13
- he got banned again (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Jul 2, 21:35:12
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 22:31:28
- Not seen him in weeks. You have scared him off totlaly this time (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 20:57:56
  - me!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 20:59:19
    - A question mark is the curly one I think you'll find (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jul 2, 21:01:53
- totally haven't (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jul 2, 20:53:36
Welcome: Bumble, Biggins and Saddam (NCFC) - The Judge, Jul 2, 20:32:36
- Haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 2, 21:06:25
- mary mungo midge (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 20:47:51
who blacked out my wrath (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 2, 12:22:23
- Three morris dancers (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 13:55:36
- Nelson Mandela (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:24:43
- Foulger. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:24:19
Possibly famous last words but..... (NCFC) - trueyellow, Jul 2, 12:21:22
- dont dare if hes not.hes shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 12:26:22
  - Best player we have ..easily. (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jul 2, 12:50:02
    - Clingan's surely our best player by a Norfolk mile (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 12:51:43
      - I'd rather Wes anyday..match winner,creator and our only flair player (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jul 2, 13:00:49
      - Norfok Country mile to you Clapton dweller (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 2, 12:59:10
  - He might be ok in League One (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 2, 12:40:34
    - If he stays & stays fit, and isn't in the L1 team of the season, I'll eat my pants (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:46:20
      - Will you post the footage as proof? (n/m) (NCFC) - trueyellow, Jul 2, 13:07:31
  - But we are shit, have been for decades, so he'll fit in a treat (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 12:34:47
  - You know fuck all about football then. Case dismissed. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:34:11
  - Idiot, Best player in the team! irreplaceable!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 2, 12:28:27
    - RATHER HAVE A HALF FIT HUCKS THAN THAT LIGHTWEIGHT (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 20:45:39
  - or care even (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 12:26:41
    - I hear we're signing a replacement... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 12:31:33
- I hope so. Looks more likely than Clingan (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:23:28
Also, we're on the box in September: (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 11:44:26
- ww2 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:04:33
- Will ridiculously be considered a local derby by Look Twats and About Wankers. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 11:51:15
  - its the nearest we will get 4 a while so accept it as 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 12:23:24
    - No, shan't. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:37:06
  - I hate those franchise scum fucks, I really hope we beat them, and if I see that Wankleman (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 11:54:56
    - Oh (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 12:36:21
    - Not quite sure how I read that as (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 11:56:26
      - Don't be silly, I'm not wasting my crayfish spitting prowess on that fucker (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:04:50
    - I had some crayfish at the norfolk show yesterday (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 11:56:02
      - What, better than the press conference? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:07:26
        
        i missed the press conference but saw bryan gunn wearing a daft hat (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:10:19
        
        Will I get ridiculed if I admit to liking that hat? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:16:33
        
        Yep. You twat. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:17:21
        
        Afro proverb of the day - It's not the hat you should mock it's the cunt wearing it (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:19:46
        
        Very clever man that African. Very clever. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:23:25
        
        Nelson Mandela (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:25:35
      - People knock the Crayfish but I tell you what, you could leave your door unlocked when the (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:04:24
        
        was this them? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 12:09:25
        
        Yes, that's the famour night in the Blind Blenny where they shot Jack "The Twat" McNobby (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:15:50
- Bloody Great (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 2, 11:47:59
  - i drive past it 2-3 times a week... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 11:49:43
    - quite handy (NCFC) - south, Jul 2, 12:01:35
where is my refund-asked foulger at the show but he didnt seem to know! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 09:55:06
- That's why he asked. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 11:37:05
- exactly how you had escaped from your pen? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 09:56:15
The Doc wants to lead us next season, I think he will be a major player for us next year. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 09:49:11
- i reckon he's going to score 9 goals next season (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:55:54
  - and now the fucking board's broke(n) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:57:19
    - ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 2, 10:02:14
- hope he's not going to start giving ridiculous gung ho quotes in the local rag (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 09:53:22
  - As if. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 09:55:06
- he should do ok,be about his correct level (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 09:52:06
- Right! Squad, all together now, FLAP arms GRAB shirt PULL, aaaand again, FLAP GRAB PULL (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:51:17
  - That will get us out of this league, you know. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 2, 09:53:07
How about some rebate songs for the new season? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:29:31
- no .sing this,same tune as before-bryan gunn,bryan gunn (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 25, 13:33:33
  - Why would she need glue? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 25, 13:37:19
    - clue-my keyboard is sticky lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 25, 13:38:08
      - TMI (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:41:01
    - to stick the 'tightwad' labels on our seats (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 25, 13:38:02
      - I'll have "tightwad" on my seat (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 25, 13:40:41
  - Look out Selwyn's got up! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:34:21
    - Got up what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:35:15
- Chortle (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:31:32
  - 1-0 down, 10 mins to go "bring on the rebate" ....."bring on the rebate" (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:33:37
    - we pay your wages, we pay your wages (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 25, 13:36:10
    - "We want our money back - oh no, we've already had it" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 25, 13:34:59
      - we signed you from e-bay, we signed you from e-bay na na na nah (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 25, 13:35:50