I think it's time for a story. In spazdas they're called Puffin, and when I was on my brea

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I cut off the "in" and stuck it in my name badge for a right old "I'm a knobhead, everyone laugh at me" five minutes, which they did

Except, I forgot to take it out and had it on for the whole shift

"Happy to help, puff!"

Posted By: pants on July 22nd 2009 at 13:57:33

Message Thread

clubs a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 22, 13:28:15
- I know, much prefer penguins (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 22, 13:46:31
  - yeah yeah ww2 joke (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 22, 13:49:13
    - Why can't hitler eat penguins? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 13:50:37
      - Because he's dead and his mouth has rotted off. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:54:24
      - Well put it this way, I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 22, 13:53:41
        
        You had one in the window yesterday. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:55:59
        
        Where do you want these blinds? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 22, 13:57:39
        
        How does he smell? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:59:55
        
        Not really, I always hoped he'd be a doctor. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 22, 14:01:48
        
        No, you fool, he said I had acute angina! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 14:03:45
      - I dunno, because he's a veggie? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 22, 13:53:00
        
        I think it's time for a story. In spazdas they're called Puffin, and when I was on my brea (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 13:57:33
        
        Do you really work at Spazdas? or are you talking historically? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 22, 14:13:19
        
        yares ago (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 17:00:19
  - Why can't polar bears eat penguins? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 13:48:28
    - Don't upset him, he's a cycle path. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 22, 13:51:54
    - Because Iceland don't sell them. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 22, 13:51:07
    - Because they can't get the wrappers off. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:50:52
  - but only androgynous ones (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 22, 13:48:10
- Please explain why. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 22, 13:41:13
  - No please don't get him started (n/m) (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 22, 13:42:08
    - Why? I want a reasoned debate! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 22, 13:44:14
      - because Norwich city is a cunting shitty little football club and everyone (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 22, 13:46:48
        
        and? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 22, 13:57:09
        
        wankers (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 22, 13:47:16
      - chosen the wrong person then (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 22, 13:46:27
- Who does? You? (n/m) (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 22, 13:39:07
- Yep, dont know why you support them. Riddikulus (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 22, 13:33:28
- onion rings (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 22, 13:33:12
  - are always the things you have to wait 10 mins for in BK if you order em (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 22, 13:39:55
- Yoyos are nice though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:30:47
  - She broke up the Beatles (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 22, 13:36:02
  - ...and dark chocolate Kit Kats (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:31:37
    - Kitkats are Nestle, you Norwich killer. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:35:00
      - yeah, and I kept my rebate! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:37:08
        
        every time you kill a bit of norwich garry b has to buy something from the club shop (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 22, 13:38:47
        
        I bought the "Mac Double" DVD from the Mall the other day. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:40:15
        
        mental (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 14:10:32
        
        Be that on your conscience. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:38:13
        
        you subbed Cody's new Merc! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:39:44
        
        We're going dogging in a bit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:40:47
        
        Whitlingham or Stalham? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:43:00
        
        Mousehold. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:43:41
        
        And the noo Hooze! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 22, 13:40:28
        
        ?7,000 a week? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:45:35
        
        Look where your rebate is going! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:49:05
        
        ?7000 a week would buy a good quality scotch egg for every season ticket holder (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 22, 13:51:39
        
        I made scotch eggs a while back. They were BRILLIANT. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 22, 13:55:07
        
        I used to. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:52:48
        
        Yes, MY rebate. x2 (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:50:35
        
        well, it's being spent. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 22, 13:53:03
        
        So am I. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 13:54:02
- you're a cock (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 22, 13:28:56

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