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Team news in... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 2, 19:15:23
- Two huge games on the horizon (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 19:44:29
- Liking that line up (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Mar 2, 19:28:38
- Nice to see Zimbo back in the team (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Mar 2, 19:24:07
- Thats close to the team for next season in the champs. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 2, 19:20:47
  - Rupp rashica Normann won't be here (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Mar 2, 19:24:22
    - The Greek lad will be gone as well I reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Mar 2, 19:24:57
- Aarons not playing or on the bench (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 2, 19:20:41
  - Both fullbacks are injured. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 2, 19:26:43
  - I think Smiffy did say he had a knock and has not been training. (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Mar 2, 19:22:02
- taps nose (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Mar 2, 19:19:42
  - Keep posting about me..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 2, 19:39:15
- ooh, hello (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 2, 19:19:15
- Going for it😀 (n/m) (NCFC) - KevinBond, Mar 2, 19:16:52
I wonder if there will be any air shows this summer (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 16:00:48
So now we can recount Daniel in May, ready to demolish the Champs next season? (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Mar 2, 15:51:56
- On a horse wearing Cossack hairspray (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 16:02:08
- and keep Normann 🤞🏼 (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 15:56:46
- *appoint (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Mar 2, 15:52:09
Are people finally starting to think about where the money has been coming from? (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Mar 2, 15:22:36
- as far as Abramovich is concerned (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 2, 15:58:50
  - Must’ve worked really hard and got it fairly (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 16:13:36
    - to be fair alot of people who have a lot of money (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 2, 16:28:20
      - Most have had a lot of inherent privileges and advantages (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 16:40:37
        
        Can I borrow your broom after you've finished with it (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 2, 17:02:24
        
        You think the majority of wealthy people didn’t start on third base? (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 17:03:53
        
        Okay you keep it. You're clearly not done with it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 2, 17:08:42
        
        ha ha ha ha lol (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 2, 17:18:46
        
        The top jobs are disproportionately full of people from relatively wealthy families (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 17:18:13
        
        "The data" (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 2, 17:24:27
        
        I’ll send you some links later if you’re genuinely interested (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 17:50:46
- As if Swiss money is any cleaner (n/m) (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 2, 15:56:03
- Delia’s came from cook books 😇 (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 15:40:46
  - Rumour is that ‘Book Two’ was funded by the KGB (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 16:04:19
    - Yes the Pavlova recipe gives it away (n/m) (Other Football) - Bobthebuilder, Mar 2, 16:31:22
- Some of us have been talking about the dirty money for a long time. (Other Football) - usacanary, Mar 2, 15:33:50
  - Agreed (Other Football) - Bobthebuilder, Mar 2, 16:33:11
If you could only drink one drink for the rest of your life, what would you pick? (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Mar 2, 15:03:48
- The milk of human kindness (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 2, 16:29:52
- a very very big one (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 2, 16:24:56
- Cresta Strawberry (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 15:58:24
  - Quack! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Mar 2, 16:15:10
- Cresta Strawberry (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 15:58:06
- Unicorn piss 🦄 (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Mar 2, 15:42:53
- Blended pizza 🍕 (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 15:42:35
- Water, obviously. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 2, 15:06:08
What on earth will Putin do with/in Ukraine (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 2, 13:32:35
- and the truth about what is happening there filtering back via uncommitted army personnel (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 13:53:07
  - I don't think many people get anywhere near him, brave or otherwise (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 2, 13:56:55
    - hilarious watching him at those briefings sat at the end of a long desk (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 2, 14:00:27
      - That was a power play (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Mar 2, 14:31:31
        
        I was more thinking Valkyrie than Covid tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 2, 14:37:09
      - violent, paranoid maniac in charge of big weapons. (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 2, 14:03:18
        
        can we stop bashing Boris pls (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 2, 14:06:44
        
        Both are liars for political gain. One has gone full bat shit nuke crazy (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 14:49:45
        
        Boris... is a male name of Bulgar origin, an extinct Oghur Turkic language. (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 2, 14:11:29
        
        What about de Pfeffel? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 2, 14:12:49
        
        That's Bavarian (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 2, 14:16:01
        
        Proper lol, POTD contender (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Mar 2, 15:15:16
        
        Keyboard now covered in tea. Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 2, 14:23:57
        
        Sounds like something from channel 9 on the fast show ........... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 2, 14:15:59
        
        here (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 2, 14:28:41
  - You really think all of this is about one person: (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Mar 2, 13:54:25
    - Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 13:57:09
    - Well... in many ways, yes - yes it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Mar 2, 13:55:56
- The silver lining (General Chat) - AvengingCanary, Mar 2, 13:52:07
- It will become a western version of Iraq. Puppet in power and large resident insurgency (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 2, 13:37:01
- He'll have to do what my brother in law did with unruly front garden (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Mar 2, 13:36:43
  - astro turf maybe? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 2, 13:40:23
- Enter the Eurovision Song Contest and other sporting events under their name (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 13:35:35
  - FIFA will give it the World Cup (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 2, 13:41:20
Farke gone from Krasnodar (NCFC) - armelien, Mar 2, 12:48:24
- Would expect nothing less from him (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 2, 14:04:53
- I hope he finds a good club soon. He is a remarkable human being (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 2, 14:00:07
  - You would think he will have his pick of top Champs clubs if he wanted.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 2, 15:35:46
- Not surprised, He does seem like a very ethical guy. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 2, 13:52:11
- Glad to see he still reads the Wrath (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 2, 13:30:18
  - VMT. Announcement made a few minutes after you declaring it was the right thing to do (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 2, 13:40:23
    - Although if he did read the wrath, he must've had jim on his ignore list (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 2, 13:44:26
- What was his record there? Maybe he could be Webber’s replacement? (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Mar 2, 12:49:30
  - Unbeaten (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Mar 2, 12:57:11
Looking forward to Posh/Citeh (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 1, 19:00:41
- Zinchenko named City captain (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 1, 19:16:52
  - Lovely gesture. Only football and hopefully it will be a good game in the right spirit. (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 1, 19:30:22
Should we be taking in more refugees? (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Mar 1, 16:55:07
- Fuckin right we should (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 1, 16:58:56
  - Is there a way to change the policy? Or only through protest/petition etc? (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Mar 1, 17:10:59
    - Stop voting for cunts? (General Chat) - Garboldisham, Mar 1, 17:22:28
      - ^^^VMT (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 1, 19:08:17
I know that world is going mad at the moment but .... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 1, 13:43:45
- Maple syrup 😉 (n/m) (General Chat) - helvegtheowl, Mar 1, 18:52:32
- Mary Berry's chilli. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 1, 15:56:49
  - Mary Berry's frangipane (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Mar 1, 15:58:57
- It's Jif Lemon Day (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Mar 1, 14:45:31
- We’ve got a load of new chickens so awash with eggs (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 1, 14:28:52
  - You wash with eggs? The yolks on you then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Mar 1, 15:20:24
- Not a fan of pancakes, last night's leftovers for my lunch / tea today (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Mar 1, 14:07:45
- In agreement. Honey is excellent too (n/m) (General Chat) - DH Yellow, Mar 1, 14:00:27
- lashings of golden syrup (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 1, 13:58:26
  - ✔ (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 1, 14:09:24
- Just had them for lunch (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 1, 13:57:25
Russia expelled from the World cup - at last. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Feb 28, 17:46:41
- They will be be fooming mad angry (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 28, 18:49:41
  - Sorting. They might even invade somewhere. (n/m) (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Feb 28, 19:32:48
- I wonder if we might not have some issues with Normann? (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Feb 28, 18:18:52
  - Force majeure innit (Other Football) - CWC, Feb 28, 19:51:29
  - Can I just say, I said this two days ago. We certainly haven't paid the (Other Football) - Pixelman, Feb 28, 19:02:09
    - Yep like when Rangers went out of business (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 19:04:17
  - Oh that’s a shame (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 18:57:28
  - Sounds like their problem (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Feb 28, 18:20:23
- I'm considering tearing the Russia page out of my 1982 Panini album (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 17:52:55
  - It was the Soviet Union. Rather obviously. (Other Football) - norwaay, Feb 28, 17:57:47
    - Could be a print error. A bit like the old programmes printed well in advance (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 18:36:01
- And European comps (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 17:47:24
  - Is Daniels Farkes krasnodar Farkeball banned from uefa? (n/m) (Other Football) - Lager top, Feb 28, 17:56:46
    - He would make a great replacement for Putin. Spread it on Twitter (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Feb 28, 19:01:47
    - Yes he’s now part of a rogue state (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 18:04:04
      - hangings too good for him (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 28, 18:18:25
        
        Do you mean hanging is too good or that the hangings are above what is watching? (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 18:37:04
  - No more Gazprom ads to... I like the Prom in Gazprom though (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Feb 28, 17:48:16
    - It lent a certain honesty, a certain legitimacy to affairs..😉🔰💚💛🏴󠁧󠁢� �󠁮? (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 18:01:00
    - I like Scunthorpe. (n/m) (Other Football) - Captain Bligh, Feb 28, 17:57:35
      - and Arsenal (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Feb 28, 17:59:42
        
        Cockfosters Academicals (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 28, 18:19:07
Huckerby on the run (General Chat) - KevinBond, Feb 28, 17:11:13
- Oh Huckerby (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 28, 17:44:37
- That's proper sad,probably a narcissistic personality disorder, what do you think norge? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 17:27:47
  - I'm going 'water on the brain' And you know what you need for water on the brain? (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 28, 17:52:09
    - Boom. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 17:57:42
  - Might just be a twat (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 17:29:59
    - Why don't you talk him down? You surely understand that state more than anyone (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 17:45:17
      - You what bucks? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 17:46:18
        
        It would be really nice if you showed a little compassion periodically (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 17:48:02
        
        Just like they did when threatening kids with hammers (General Chat) - inutero, Feb 28, 18:10:01
        
        Did young Hucks do that? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 18:16:45
        
        Thats what they were convicted of (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Feb 28, 18:53:52
        
        Fucking he'll. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 19:11:59
        
        Certainly not normal behaviour (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 18:57:00
        
        I don’t feel sorry for the twat (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 17:51:21
        
        Maybe he has the kind of issues and challenges that you can't contemplate (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 17:56:36
        
        Tbf I think we’d all like you to be stuck in a lift (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 28, 18:42:49
        
        Great stuff! 👍 (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 18:00:30
        
        You really are laid absolutely bare when it comes to intelligence. (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 18:40:16
        
        He’s a lot smarter than you, thick shit (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 28, 19:06:09
        
        This should be entertaining... How is that then? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 20:02:14
        
        Average Wordle score (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 28, 20:35:14
        
        Nerdle a better metric (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 21:34:45
        
        I stuck up for you the other day and said you weren't abusive (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Feb 28, 19:41:46
        
        I have. But monkey puzzle was attacking SCC like russia attacking ukraine (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 28, 19:43:24
        
        Who threw the first insult then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Feb 28, 19:50:08
        
        Sleep tight! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 18:49:21
    - Tap in.🤣 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 17:41:35
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 28, 17:31:15
- Tough on the family young offenders not sorted him out then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Feb 28, 17:14:41
  - I wonder what the success rate is? (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Feb 28, 18:26:02
    - Only way out of youth offending (General Chat) - KevinBond, Feb 28, 19:47:05
- Without the ball at his feet though. Unless they still tie those heavy ones from the olden (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 28, 17:14:05
Some top wrathing in and amongst some of the rubble and debris of today's posts (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 28, 17:04:54
- I can't decide on my POTD (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Feb 28, 18:12:16
  - I accept your award. (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 20:03:40
  - What happened to that one Jumbo1 did? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 28, 19:16:55
    - Ben deleted it (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 28, 20:37:05
  - A total loose cannon since Farke left (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 28, 18:13:56
    - I stand by my comments on dunking biscuits (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 28, 18:33:32
      - I think your potty mouthed outburst this morning (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Feb 28, 19:35:36
      - What a distressing tale 😳 (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Feb 28, 18:59:31
- I took my inspiration from the Ukrainians on that island. It's how you talk to Russian (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 28, 18:03:24
- I'm not going to lie,I was shocked and stunned at Bwods post... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 17:13:16
  - Sorry if you were offended hearing the strong language Proth, but it's fair to warn you (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 28, 18:06:18
    - Bwod.maybe 5 years ago I was pissed and misinterpreted 9ne (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 18:59:29
    - Thankyou miss.😉👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 18:41:50
  - Maybe she’s been hacked (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 28, 17:14:35
    - Ben,^ ban this sick filth (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 28, 17:45:30
      - Cyber style not what Newcastle owners do (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 28, 17:52:15
        
        It's all very unsavoury. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 17:59:31
I was just contemplating a few things I have seen on TV coverage re Ukraine... (General Chat) - promethian1, Feb 28, 16:26:46
- They would also need clearance to fly those controlling the airspace (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 16:48:22
- i think we can be sure that Nato are not operating the drones (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 28, 16:29:06
  - Prom had a little chuckle.... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Feb 28, 16:40:11
  - I'm also sure "Nato" isnt operating them... but even if they were, it (General Chat) - promethian1, Feb 28, 16:34:57
    - They are being supplied from Turkey (n/m) (General Chat) - ihateipswich, Feb 28, 17:18:07
    - sorry mate .. operational restraints stop me saying anymore (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 28, 16:36:52
      - Prom had a little chuckle there... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Feb 28, 16:40:42
      - Turns out an alternative to just sanctions (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 16:39:55
I wonder if I dressed up as a bear (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 15:28:52
- Try it (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 28, 15:59:44
  - If there is an issue, I'll tell them I know NorskyNormann (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 16:44:26
Anyone seen the new Dune? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 13:31:01
- It's quite boring (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Feb 28, 15:06:17
  - *very (n/m) (General Chat) - munter, Feb 28, 15:21:52
- Get to Winterton cos all the old ones are being washed away (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Feb 28, 14:25:35
  - dunes caff no more (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 15:00:45
    - It's moved to the Acle bridge (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 28, 15:11:41
      - that's quite some tactical withdrawl (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 15:22:26
- Yes, it's good (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 28, 13:41:55
  - Same, it's very slow but I loved it. The soundtrack sounds exactly like Zimmers (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Feb 28, 14:40:18
  - That's good because you've got nothing to compare it too,.👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 13:49:19
    - *to (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 14:02:34
Best biscuits for peace talks (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 09:50:31
- They could stand in a circle and play the biscuit game. (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 28, 14:19:45
- If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join the (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 28, 14:08:37
- No added sugar digestives for the diabetics. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 28, 13:49:54
- Allegedly Putin nicked some penguins when on a previous visit to Scotland (NCFC) - caley, Feb 28, 13:01:24
  - Lucky it wasn't irn bru ,that would've been an international incident. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 13:22:28
  - The signs were already there. ⚠️ Shouldn’t have been ignored (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Feb 28, 13:05:07
- Steer clear of Putin's Plutonium laced tea (n/m) (NCFC) - KevinBond, Feb 28, 12:57:22
- Jaffa cakes a box per person (n/m) (NCFC) - pinkney, Feb 28, 12:25:06
  - ^tight arse (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Feb 28, 14:02:41
- Air biscuits. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 12:13:48
- Wot no ginger biscuits.... disgusting! (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Feb 28, 11:22:55
- Rich Tea biscuits - helps focus minds as need to get the dunking time just right (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Feb 28, 11:19:41
- Bourbons for the men, custard creams for the ladies (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Feb 28, 11:19:23
- I think Putin is probably a closet Pink Wafer fan (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Feb 28, 10:50:16
- Due the severity of the situation I would go all in Jammy Dodgers. (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Feb 28, 10:17:05
- Is it acceptable to dunk said biscuits during peace talks? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 28, 10:09:18
  - I see no point in having a biscuit and a cup of tea if you can't dunk (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Feb 28, 10:33:21
    - That's a personal thing. I have been a non-dunker since losing half a hobnob in May 94 (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Feb 28, 10:49:19
      - Traumatic. Biscuit sludge in the bottom of your brew. Oh! The humanity. (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Feb 28, 10:58:07
        
        Discovered this the other day (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 28, 11:07:27
        
        this is the best tea in the planet bar none... (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 28, 12:29:18
        
        Who TF is Barry? That looks like the tea of a narcissist. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 28, 12:34:27
        
        surname of a paddy (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 28, 12:36:48
        
        My other half drinks buckets of that stuff, she is a Yorkshire. (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 28, 12:23:35
        
        The toast and jam one is to be avoided (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 28, 12:32:46
        
        it's a no from me Clive (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Feb 28, 11:31:41
        
        Feels dirty, but I might like it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Feb 28, 11:17:32
        
        oh my days (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Feb 28, 11:17:26
- Garibaldi (NCFC) - APB, Feb 28, 10:07:27
  - "Dreams" was a decent tune but she faded in the late 90s (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Feb 28, 11:32:32
  - Rise up out of your box. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 11:21:07
  - I shall counter yours with a bit of nobility, the Bourbon (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 28, 11:07:43
- Disco biscuits (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 28, 10:01:16
  - Or any biscuits as long as they're posted under the right category (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 28, 10:01:46
- Tunnock’s Tea Cakes* (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Feb 28, 09:57:45
- Peak Freen Trotsky assortment (n/m) (NCFC) - lord_luck, Feb 28, 09:57:08
- Rich tea or Digestives (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 28, 09:53:14
  - Plain or Novichocolate coated? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Feb 28, 10:53:52
    - Ha Ha ha (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 28, 10:56:49
  - Hmm. Something you can “Put in” your tea?!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Feb 28, 10:28:21
fuckert, my main effort today is going to be (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 09:32:31
- Have about Bristol? Or Newcastle? I understand they are paying half on holidays (n/m) (General Chat) - Graham Nine, Feb 28, 12:05:28
- Hire yourself a motorhome and get yourself round the North Coast 500 mate (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 28, 11:58:46
  - I've always wanted to go right up to the top. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Feb 28, 14:16:02
  - already looked at that (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 12:18:38
    - you can a pretty nice motorhum for the price of one of them ponced up caravans. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 28, 13:39:49
      - yer are jokes right? (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 16:41:19
        
        Can't argue with that. They do look nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 28, 17:34:21
- North Norfolk coast (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 28, 11:44:58
  - Stiffkey ? (n/m) (General Chat) - munter, Feb 28, 11:58:32
- couple of weeks before Easter but looking forward (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 28, 09:51:34
- How about the Highlands? Plenty of canoeing there. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Feb 28, 09:48:51
- Wales is great (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 28, 09:41:22
- Swat we have been doing. Just put finishing touches to (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 28, 09:40:45
- Are you genuinely suggesting that you have any control over where you end up? (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 28, 09:39:02
  - point monkeypuzzle (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 09:42:07
  - i thought we were about to have a wrath discussion about determinism & stuff (General Chat) - paulg, Feb 28, 09:40:40
- Wales (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 28, 09:37:50
- Dorset (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 09:36:42
  - love the dorsets (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 28, 09:46:15
    - Still got to do that (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 09:48:15
      - Brownsea island. A horrible euphemism. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Feb 28, 10:05:16
- Told my ma to get out in the garden, turn off the radio, enjoy the first signs of Spring (General Chat) - paulg, Feb 28, 09:36:25
  - It’s pissing down all week (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 09:37:15
    - No its not. Lovely last few days, wet toady, then sunny again (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 28, 09:42:45
      - Who you calling wet toady? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Feb 28, 10:02:32
      - Wednesday and Thursday wet too tbf (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 09:44:34
        
        you're beginning to sound like Alexa (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Feb 28, 09:45:30
        
        Alexa is utter shite at the weather (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 09:49:03
        
        she should come on here, might learn a thing or two (General Chat) - paulg, Feb 28, 09:54:35
        
        She eats your data for lunch (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 28, 09:57:55
    - Peak flow District. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 28, 09:38:47
    - Glorious in NR7 at the moment (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 28, 09:38:40
      - Will only last a few hours so make the most of it (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 28, 09:39:55
    - she can wear a hat (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Feb 28, 09:37:55
Leeds conceding an average of 3+ goals in the last 9 games! (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 22:17:32
- Karen Carney knew 👏🏼 (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Feb 23, 22:19:36
Question (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Feb 23, 20:24:22
- It’s not appropriate to go for a dump in a pub/club (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 23, 22:07:47
- Depends (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Feb 23, 22:04:23
- you need one of those baseball caps with tubes and that (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 23, 20:42:26
  - You and I would get along well 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Feb 23, 20:50:56
- Just... why? (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 23, 20:42:23
- Ewwww (n/m) (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Feb 23, 20:31:55
- For clarification, at home. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Feb 23, 20:29:40
  - Express distrust in other household members and take it with you (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:31:11
- Only in nightclubs. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 23, 20:28:11
- Is there a risk of your drink being spiked? (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:26:49
Dirty Leeds being torn a 'new one' (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:23:58
Just watching Kirstie Allssop and Phil helping out a numbnuts couple (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:04:54
- 2 of the biggest cunts in existence those 2 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 20:34:08
  - VMT (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 23, 20:40:47
    - did they killed some babies or something? (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 23, 20:43:20
      - The bloke shot a deer (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 21:30:06
        
        I shoot deer (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 23, 22:05:31
        
        Psychopath (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Feb 23, 22:20:56
      - *kill surely? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:44:52
        
        fucked if i know, i only know they do bland tv (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 23, 20:47:12
        
        I think Kirstie must have told him his conservatory was shit and (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Feb 23, 21:10:53
- Kirstie. A yes from me Clive ❤️ (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Feb 23, 20:09:26
  - It takes 11 seconds to decide whether the house you are viewing is for you (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:13:30
    - That's very vulgar. Kirstie is a definite keeper. (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Feb 23, 20:16:49
      - And thinks you can buy a house in today’s market for a few avocados. Thick shit (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Feb 23, 21:38:06
      - I wouldn't throw her in a skip. Let me be clear (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:18:44
        
        Sadly I fear she's probably a bit too classy for the likes of us (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Feb 23, 20:31:41
        
        Don't jump to that conclusion (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:37:24
        
        That's my post of the day, right there 👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Feb 23, 21:03:11
Burnley and Watford are both going to win arent they? (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Feb 23, 19:17:44
- Leeds only six points ahead after they lose tonight (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:11:17
  - Their recent form matches ours (Other Football) - CWC, Feb 23, 20:44:30
    - Agreed. I referenced Leeds because they are playing tonight (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:48:08
      - I really really hope Everton go down (n/m) (Other Football) - CWC, Feb 23, 21:11:41
  - these are my thoughts ➜ (n/m) (Other Football) - Fuck_off_Bucks, Feb 23, 20:16:09
    - I regularly get wordle in three. But I worked you out much faster (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:21:30
- Watford losing (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 19:46:57
  - LOsing again (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 23, 20:17:38
  - drawing (n/m) (Other Football) - Lager top, Feb 23, 19:49:16
    - losing (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 20:12:44
    - Liverpool 1 up (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Feb 23, 20:02:53
      - 2-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Feb 23, 20:17:26
        
        3-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Feb 23, 20:22:10
- spuds... (Other Football) - Lager top, Feb 23, 19:39:25
- Definitely not the second option (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Feb 23, 19:23:33
  - I'm pretty sure Mrs USH would not be happy (n/m) (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Feb 23, 19:29:21
    - Under soiled sheeting (n/m) (Other Football) - McGill, Feb 23, 19:37:21
      - 👍 (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Feb 23, 19:57:47
- Watford definitely are (Other Football) - NxNW, Feb 23, 19:22:59
- Gin (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Feb 23, 19:20:05
seven on the eleven league one games still at 0-0 approaching H-T (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 22, 20:29:05
- Obviously not that shit, or they'd all be losing (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 22, 20:40:23
I’m 50 this year (NCFC) - Razor, Feb 22, 18:47:49
- You're on Pillbox duty on the Norfolk Coast (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 22, 20:47:30
  - took my lad to Heacham beach last week (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 22, 21:00:13
    - Yes seems ridiculous these days as it was a suicide mission (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 22, 21:18:36
- welcome to the Big Boys Club (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 22, 20:31:12
- It's all drones now. You are perfectly capable if you can do Google maps (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 22, 20:26:19
- If i can fly a spitfire i’m in, if not it’s a no (n/m) (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Feb 22, 19:58:23
- this.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 22, 19:50:45
- As long as I get a sexy uniform, I don’t mind. (n/m) (NCFC) - Razor, Feb 22, 18:57:18
  - Come round (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 19:11:57
- Welcome brother (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 18:49:41
  - I’m 53 on Thursday (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 22, 18:51:46
    - I’m afraid that at 53 you can’t be Pike any more (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 19:11:37
      - Wait till you find out how old SCC28 is… (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 22, 20:57:24
    - I'm 40 on Friday! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Feb 22, 18:54:33
      - You will be in the canon fodder unit mate. (n/m) (NCFC) - Razor, Feb 22, 18:55:55
        
        I'll face my fate alongside Iwans_ex_dentist and PKCanary (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Feb 22, 20:06:03
Teemu tucks that away and the game is altogether different (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 19, 23:08:47
- As harsh as it is to say... (NCFC) - roedtonowhere, Feb 19, 23:48:37
Today was properly shit results wise (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 19, 21:59:49
- Scum still have a shot at play offs tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Feb 19, 22:04:24
  - All set up to see them fail right at the death (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 19, 22:39:36
  - Not likely but possible. The others up there have all turned them over easily though. (NCFC) - Old Man, Feb 19, 22:13:17
- Everyone else did not (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Feb 19, 22:01:16
From official site info for those travelling to anfield... (NCFC) - Ruttles, Feb 19, 11:56:51
- I was once outside the ground in the mid ‘80s, couldn’t get in. (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 19, 12:01:51
  - * Every one a comedian surely? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 19, 12:11:09
    - I gess sew (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 19, 13:07:34
Bournemouth due to play at home tonight, 50mph winds forecast throughout the game (Other Football) - NxNW, Feb 18, 14:39:00
- Off now (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Feb 18, 16:57:20
  - Some right mugs travelling down from Nottingham (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 17:04:23
- Throwing a sicky while on probation? That’s a tricky one. (n/m) (Other Football) - peterindxb, Feb 18, 16:03:20
- A great chance for some Steve Ogrizovic style goalie goals! (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 18, 14:46:59
- Todd would get blown up and away over their tiny stands (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Feb 18, 14:42:42
  - Like an empty crisp packet. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 18, 14:45:12
    - but the golden locks blowing in the wind what a sight that would be (n/m) (Other Football) - pinkney, Feb 18, 15:25:56
      - A 'Golden Wonder' (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 18, 15:57:36
real shame that torville and dean never got married (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 17, 19:30:44
- She won’t marry anything she doesn’t find in a skip (Other Sports) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 17, 20:07:26
  - I'd get in a skip for Kirsty (n/m) (Other Sports) - Captain Bligh, Feb 17, 20:24:42
  - My Garry is in with a shout then (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 20:12:20
- and Ant & Dec (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 19:43:23
  - and schofield and willoughby (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 17, 19:50:28
    - erm, when did he divorce sarah green from off of the bbc saturday mornings? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Feb 17, 19:56:10
      - she was married to keith chegwins off of cheggers can't be boozers no? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 17, 20:00:57
    - good shout! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 19:53:34
      - lovely couple, great chemistry so easy in each others company (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 17, 19:58:55
- my wife (tho not at the time, m'lud) (Other Sports) - paulg, Feb 17, 19:35:15
  - Cracking tidbit, Paul. (n/m) (Other Sports) - norwaay, Feb 17, 19:48:27
  - Brilliant stuff (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 19:44:39
    - I once skated on thin ice (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Feb 17, 20:09:29
      - i once slid down the olympic ski jump landing ramp at oberstdorf on my arse (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 17, 20:15:03
        
        I once slid across the ice of the UEA broad (Other Sports) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 17, 20:41:46
        
        Hope footage exists (n/m) (Other Sports) - paulg, Feb 17, 20:28:19
        
        ^Eddie the Eagle (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 20:17:32
        
        I learned to ski on the same slopes he did (Other Sports) - CWC, Feb 17, 21:15:11
        
        i was plastered tbf (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 17, 20:18:27
        
        Of you weren't before, you were after. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 17, 20:22:55
      - We’ve all been there bruv (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 17, 20:13:00
        
        I’m never off it (n/m) (Other Sports) - CWC, Feb 17, 21:11:56
  - dobra zena (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 17, 19:37:51
Free Coach travel ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 17, 16:16:10
- Just like I said (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 17, 16:31:54
  - and the US.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 17, 17:47:23
  - Yes...they should start from outside your front door (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 17, 16:47:29
    - That would be even better (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 17, 16:52:11
      - Mikey, never stop being you. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 17, 17:47:47
  - how many Norwich city fans in Bournemouth .. (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 17, 16:39:53
    - Would be loads with regular free coach travel (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 17, 16:41:10
      - from Bournemouth (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 17, 16:44:05
        
        SCC and Mark Barham..... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 17, 17:48:26
son is doing a reffing course this week (Other Football) - paulg, Feb 17, 14:16:46
- My son 14 reffed around 8 games already (Other Football) - DiscoDale, Feb 17, 16:45:50
- Good stuff, 15 years at Senior Level... excellent life skills (n/m) (Other Football) - Worthing Yellow, Feb 17, 15:51:18
  - good life skills definitely (Other Football) - paulg, Feb 17, 17:20:26
- Wish him luck. I was a ref for 3 years (Sun League Level).... (Other Football) - Saucerer, Feb 17, 15:35:39
- Racist (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Feb 17, 14:39:03
- Does he keep wandering over to the TV and pretending to give a shit? (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 17, 14:18:03
  - keeps asking why large sums of money are appearing in his account (Other Football) - paulg, Feb 17, 14:25:54
    - Gorleston vs Wroxham? (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Feb 17, 14:40:21
    - He needs to nail the supercilious smile (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 17, 14:30:21
    - He's never met Prince Andrew then? (n/m) (Other Football) - NxNW, Feb 17, 14:29:25
      - hope not (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Feb 17, 14:31:17
Time to stock up on rubber sheaths (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 17, 14:15:21
- I’m a very potent donor actually. (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 17, 14:31:07
- I don't think you need to worry, you can't get a sock pregnant (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Feb 17, 14:27:37
  - God knows I've tried. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 17, 14:50:52
  - Real Man could (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 17, 14:30:49
Just remembered that the Crystal Palace goalkeeper was wearing tracksuit bottoms (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 17, 11:30:42
- QPR plastic pitches (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Feb 17, 11:52:38
  - Luton? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 17, 13:51:05
    - Yes them too (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Feb 17, 14:41:50
- You've now triggered my hatred of Keith Weller (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Feb 17, 11:38:41
  - He could have medalled in the winter lympics (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 17, 14:16:54
- Difficult to argue against that statement tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 17, 11:36:28
  - Didn't there used to a lot more back in the day of plastic pitches (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 17, 11:37:49
    - Yes they all wore them on the earlier artificial pitches,you'd get 3rd degree burns if not (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 17, 11:40:50
      - The sand-based ones are a right bastard. (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 17, 13:43:03
      - Les Sealey literally on fire (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 17, 11:44:10
        
        I played in goal on a few as well,used to hurt your hip bone when you dived. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 17, 11:47:34
Cockwomble (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 17, 07:07:41
- Always good to start the day saying your name out loud (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Feb 17, 08:57:02
M&S rename Midget Gems...thoughts? (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 16, 21:49:00
- Whatever makes them Happy (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 16, 23:40:16
- They should have just put them on the top shelf (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Feb 16, 23:32:25
- That was news weeks ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Feb 16, 22:59:29
  - Yes but it was dwarfed by other news stories (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 16, 23:31:44
    - oof, that's a low blow (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 16, 23:38:52
Weather in Milan is reminiscent of when we played them (NCFC) - Kev, Feb 16, 20:19:39
- Must have been amazing though. (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 16, 21:50:09
- Really needs a ghoul doesn't it. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 16, 20:39:42
  - Nz v sa 8n abit Dubs. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 16, 20:54:39
    - Should be an excellent series that. Will put on the first few hours me thinks (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 16, 21:16:34
    - Is this a form of Wordle? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 16, 21:04:30
      - Woodle (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 16, 21:07:25
        
        Twoddle.. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 16, 21:30:05
        
        Noball (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 16, 21:32:47
        
        Rolf,that's bringing back bad memories! (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 16, 21:40:37
PM: MORONS (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 16, 18:25:02
- *are now flying (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 16, 21:51:37
- you wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this? (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Feb 16, 20:41:48
- They’re just trying to save the planet (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 16, 20:06:15
  - ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 16, 20:08:39
    - Important wildlife they’re trying to save 👏🏼 (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 16, 21:01:50
      - do me a favour please essex (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 16, 21:28:03
        
        Ok. Deal. You are an attention seeker btw. Take care. (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 16, 23:27:19
- everyone wants to be blown. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 16, 19:31:29
- 70 mph winds forecast for us at 4pm on Friday (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 18:58:46
  - I’ve just come back from Garstang and loads of trees have fallen onto roads (General Chat) - ingi, Feb 16, 21:23:52
  - That has to be up there with the October (not a) hurricane that got me off school. (General Chat) - AvengingCanary, Feb 16, 20:31:38
  - Think we're already experiencing that. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 16, 19:26:18
  - woman in the you ee yay reckons gusts of 80mph (80mph) here (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 16, 19:16:34
  - Won’t be going ont’ prom (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Feb 16, 19:11:57
  - kinell that's nuts pull your cap down if you're going out (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 16, 19:10:38
- ^ collecting all the wine bottles for dregs (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 16, 18:34:30
- ^put his bin out and now can’t find it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 16, 18:33:17
In sat game highlights lol where was Kenny mac first half chance (NCFC) - Dajpun, Feb 15, 09:08:02
- Don’t think almost hitting the corner flag makes the highlights feel (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Feb 15, 12:23:54
- It highlighted the difference between us and them (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 15, 09:20:45
Phrases that have fallen out of use (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Feb 15, 08:17:44
- Lies..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 15, 14:21:09
- Here is one........ (General Chat) - usacanary, Feb 15, 13:55:21
- I was wrong...😯😉 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 15, 11:30:35
  - You can't say wrong anymore (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 15, 11:35:23
    - Then we will nearly win the premier league this year (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 15, 15:14:04
- There is no such thing as a good engine in wokeworld (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 15, 09:22:41
  - Have a little read of this: (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 15, 15:47:05
  - I pity you for being so afraid of wokeness 😆 (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 15, 15:13:44
- You can't call them engines anymore (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 15, 08:46:08
- Word of Mouth was all about idioms the other week (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 15, 08:43:54
  - I pronounce "cinema" with a hard "c", if that helps (General Chat) - paulg, Feb 15, 08:49:06
  - "In old money" must be on borrowed time too, more than 50 years old (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Feb 15, 08:45:53
    - Mind you, some have just hung around and become part of the language (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 15, 08:55:13
      - the other night on the sky tv someone was doing a footy comms report back to the studio (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 15, 10:59:58
        
        Wasn't it 'turn on a sixpence' originally (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 15, 11:50:40
        
        yes, she should have used "slide rule pass" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 15, 12:45:50
        
        I also find that rather inaccurate (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 15, 14:48:26
        
        i did consider that but i was able to reconcile it with a literal pass (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 15, 15:25:10
        
        Of course the original 3 pence piece was the size of a shilling (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Feb 15, 11:26:27
        
        3 pence piece? Oh dear. (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Feb 15, 12:54:11
        
        And you could use 5p in German fag machines. Bonus. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Feb 15, 11:40:43
        
        Maybe she was speaking literally (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 15, 11:10:29
      - In old money only works in a very few situations (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Feb 15, 10:46:04
      - it is thought it refers to using a bucket (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 15, 09:27:06
        
        On the R4 programme they said that's become the folklore of the meaning but there is no (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 15, 09:51:05
        
        There are quite a lot (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 15, 11:52:12
        
        that's a different kettle of fish (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Feb 15, 15:31:05
        
        bad form to say committed suicide (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 15, 09:31:56
        
        Oh is it (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 15, 09:38:58
        
        suspect it is a holdover from when suicide was illegal (General Chat) - CWC, Feb 15, 10:56:22
        
        don't use "cancelled" either (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 15, 09:48:33
        
        That's interesting, thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Feb 15, 09:53:47
        
        That's cheery! (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Feb 15, 09:29:05
        
        well people do say , someones kicked the bucket when (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 15, 09:40:01
- It’s all digital now (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Feb 15, 08:40:27
Updated % chances of relegation (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 13, 17:16:54
- Even though it makes no difference i would like us to not finish bottom this time (n/m) (NCFC) - pinkney, Feb 13, 20:35:25
- Ministry of Weak Mind stats? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 13, 19:20:05
- Yeah. That looks about right doesn’t it? (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Feb 13, 18:34:14
- Leicester now 0.0000000001% (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 13, 17:50:09
  - Back up to 0.0999999999 (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Feb 13, 18:26:31
  - Leicester away our game in hand (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 13, 17:53:14
Went to the game, thought we were great first half. If this is how we play now then I like (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 13, 11:42:37
- You driving to Liverpool? (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 13, 12:11:05
  - Really not sure what’s happening at the moment,but I doubt I’ll be there Friday sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 13, 17:30:33
- Big thing I noticed yesterday was Max getting (NCFC) - DiscoDale, Feb 13, 11:50:03
  - I was delighted that Kyle Wa*ker hung back so much. Thought that was Pep going easy on us! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Feb 13, 12:48:32
    - I think that was more the threat of Rashica... (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Feb 13, 13:11:53
      - Ref wouldn’t have noticed or done anything about it (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Feb 13, 13:43:56
  - Sterling is always going to make room (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 13, 12:42:32
    - Fair enough (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Feb 13, 17:34:50
  - Yeah I think we were happy to let them have the flanks (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 13, 12:09:06
    - Wasn't that what Farke done in the 3-2 win? (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 13, 13:21:56
      - Even Smith said the same, most goals come from certain areas so we try to stop that (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Feb 13, 13:45:02
There was outrage when the big 5 wanted to quit the PL (Other Football) - ingi, Feb 13, 08:13:20
- Everything is fucked (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Feb 13, 09:50:01
  - This is a good post but it’s overwhelmingly depressing! I can’t cope with all that (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Feb 13, 11:02:53
    - Sorry BWOD ☹️ (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Feb 13, 11:14:18
  - Quite (Other Football) - CWC, Feb 13, 10:10:24
    - Yep. We proudly take our place in the hierarchy of fuck. (n/m) (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Feb 13, 10:21:47
  - Can’t disagree. (n/m) (Other Football) - Chopper, Feb 13, 10:04:30
  - Quite a lot of sport is a bit fucked (Other Football) - paulg, Feb 13, 09:59:15
  - 🎩☝️ (n/m) (Other Football) - JD3, Feb 13, 09:58:49
- some truth in what you say (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 13, 09:05:05
  - and probably lost.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Saucerer, Feb 13, 09:13:02
    - ha ha ha ... probably (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 13, 09:24:59
- The main problem was that they didn't want to quit the PL (Other Football) - mr carra, Feb 13, 08:54:55
  - Exactly (Other Football) - Elmham Yellow, Feb 13, 09:53:14
- Michael Cox wrote a really good piece on this in the Athletic. (Other Football) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 13, 08:42:00
  - Really good point in your post. Working for the PL as a (Other Football) - Chopper, Feb 13, 08:51:59
    - It’s in the interest of the PL bosses (Other Football) - Elmham Yellow, Feb 13, 10:02:48
- I remember several of us being very happy if they decided to toodle off (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Feb 13, 08:31:48
- The outrage came predominantly from the fans of the (Other Football) - Chopper, Feb 13, 08:31:13
  - The real football fans will enjoy seeing certain players (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 13, 08:49:32
  - Yes, quite (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Feb 13, 08:32:40
- They should have gone, trouble is teams like Newcastle (Other Football) - littletinyphil, Feb 13, 08:18:17
  - Not so certain Newcastle owners would be so keen if (Other Football) - Chopper, Feb 13, 08:38:59
    - 100% this. (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Feb 13, 09:38:57
      - This (Other Football) - CWC, Feb 13, 10:51:10
      - Should be the founding members of the 1992 premier league really (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Feb 13, 10:32:59
DS has got us more organised and fighting chance of staying up (NCFC) - Hit Squadie, Feb 13, 06:03:53
- Normann is statistically one of our worst at giving it away (NCFC) - jAC, Feb 13, 09:16:47
- Am I the only person who thought we played quite well?! (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 13, 07:40:59
  - 👏👏 (n/m) (NCFC) - helvegtheowl, Feb 13, 10:30:24
  - It was a memorable display ....of overall weakness (n/m) (NCFC) - LobbyLud1902, Feb 13, 08:23:36
    - Trolling a Norwich City message board at 8.23am. It's a life. (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Feb 13, 09:27:26
      - What would you know about anything? Let alone getting a life (NCFC) - LobbyLud1902, Feb 13, 11:26:30
        
        Definitely words there (NCFC) - norwaay, Feb 13, 11:47:02
      - Just not as we know it, Jim (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Feb 13, 09:44:38
  - I agree - I thought we did ok, as I said yday (NCFC) - paulg, Feb 13, 08:20:59
  - Agreed for the most part, (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Feb 13, 07:49:18
    - I'd agree and Farke's team were already coughing up the ball (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Feb 13, 08:12:35
      - See, I'll never be able to prove it, but this season never felt like 'Farke's team' to me (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Feb 13, 08:43:17
        
        Trouble is yesterday was DF's team. Getting stuffed 1st two games and then.... (NCFC) - Saucerer, Feb 13, 09:31:53
        
        I don’t think yesterday’s team was DF’s team - or at least not the one I (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Feb 13, 10:57:23
        
        Yep, agree with most of that. The other issue of course.... (NCFC) - Saucerer, Feb 13, 12:20:22
        
        Because we didn’t have Emi (NCFC) - CWC, Feb 13, 09:30:10
        
        I wonder if he’d have tweaked things and used Rashica? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Feb 13, 10:58:43
- Some far more winnable games coming up, I'm retaining the faith!# (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 13, 07:22:20
- you are such a romantic (NCFC) - lord_luck, Feb 13, 06:43:59
- Sorsen!! (n/m) (NCFC) - IG88, Feb 13, 06:28:24
Williams my POTS do (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 13, 05:15:08
- Really done well. All the loan players seem fully committed (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Feb 13, 05:47:08
- …so far. Rashika closing the gap though (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 13, 05:16:04
Result expected but we put up a good show early doors (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 12, 19:23:19
- Yeah that’s great we competed for half an hour. Collapsed for the next hour. (n/m) (NCFC) - LobbyLud1902, Feb 12, 20:21:55
- Don’t think we can read much into it (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 12, 19:28:39
  - You need to grow up (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 12, 21:09:04
Play like this for the rest of the season and I don’t think we will go down (NCFC) - paddonwasjesus, Feb 12, 18:23:08
- Rashika looks unplayable for periods. Quality performance so far all round (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 12, 18:28:10
- i was going to post the same thing (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 12, 18:26:41
- The games we need to win will be nothing like this (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 12, 18:25:29
  - I think we will need to win one or two like this to have any chance, sadly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Feb 12, 18:29:28
    - Need to be picking up points defo (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 12, 18:31:54
- Will need to play with that discipline and commitment every game (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Feb 12, 18:25:20
Linkage? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 12, 17:26:57
Roll up, roll up, it's another 'footyscranfriday' and this week, we're off to... (Other Football) - DrDublin, Feb 11, 14:54:01
- Stag Chilli (Other Football) - Surrey Yella, Feb 11, 20:34:53
- Wouldn’t feed that to the dogs! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 11, 18:48:36
  - It might've been what mine found under a bush last sunday (Other Football) - Captain Bligh, Feb 11, 19:24:47
- Looks fresh out of a tin! Pass. (n/m) (Other Football) - AstroCanary, Feb 11, 18:24:12
- It’s VFM. But it looks like fuel rather than food to actually enjoy. 6/10 (n/m) (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Feb 11, 17:43:02
- First things first, it needs some cheese on top... (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Feb 11, 16:47:49
  - about 50g of cheddar carefully grated on top, then slide the entire thing into the bin (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 11, 17:59:17
    - Waste of good cheddar. (n/m) (Other Football) - Captain Bligh, Feb 11, 19:27:04
- Looks like puke on chips (Other Football) - Timmy_Goat, Feb 11, 16:31:40
  - Bloody puke (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Feb 11, 18:29:03
- Nah. Can't bloody stand chilli con carne. Bland stodge. (n/m) (Other Football) - Captain Bligh, Feb 11, 15:59:50
  - Maybe stop eating the tinned stuff and make it yourself (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 11, 16:57:52
    - Fyi the Mrs is a chilli aficionado and (Other Football) - Captain Bligh, Feb 11, 19:19:00
    - I make this one loads and freezes so so well (and tastes even better!!)... (Other Football) - DrDublin, Feb 11, 16:59:56
      - VMT (Other Football) - Huge Small, Feb 11, 17:56:08
  - Never heard anyone call Chili con carne bland before (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Feb 11, 16:06:05
    - Well you have now. It's a big bowl of same. (n/m) (Other Football) - Captain Bligh, Feb 11, 19:22:09
      - You must really hate shepherds pie! (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Feb 11, 20:19:05
        
        Not if it's got good veggies with it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Captain Bligh, Feb 11, 21:00:39
- Fork? Spoon? (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, Feb 11, 15:20:54
- Half rice. Half chips. (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 11, 15:09:35
  - Midlander in Wales - can confirm that half+half is (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, Feb 11, 15:19:09
  - Saw them at the Waterfront in the early 80's (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Feb 11, 15:17:04
    - Wearing a big oven glove. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 11, 15:20:38
- I'd have it for £3.50,got to agree with double carbs concerns though. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 11, 15:08:47
- There's a lot of carb in their Dubbo. mmmmm not sure (n/m) (Other Football) - munter, Feb 11, 15:06:04
- chilli and chips yes, chilli and rice yes - chill rice and chips not sure (Other Football) - pinkney, Feb 11, 15:01:35
- Dang Cletus, them ain't no Home Fries. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 11, 15:01:30
Pray for Charles, hes got 'rona again. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KevinBond, Feb 10, 16:00:58
- Who does he think he is? Kier Starmer? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - WW2 News, Feb 10, 16:32:59
- Have I? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Feb 10, 16:28:16
- Has he been making Camilla wear his mask too? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - MonkeyPuzzle, Feb 10, 16:23:10
  - Not in public. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 10, 17:42:51