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The thing that is most impressive about Joan off of Mad Men (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 31, 15:51:56
- She can organise my workload anytime she likes (i'm not too good at these) (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 16:37:20
  - she can file my confidential waste in her private locker anytime she likes (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 19:32:06
- Agreed. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 31, 16:30:48
Going to do a boring cricket post about KP. . . (Other Sports) - Alan, Aug 31, 15:32:22
- No. Injury lay off, no county side, nowhere to get back in form except test arena. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 31, 15:41:12
  - Oh right i see. I knew he was just coming back from an injury. (Other Sports) - Alan, Aug 31, 15:43:10
- No (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 31, 15:36:14
  - Ok. I'm a bit of a newby to cricket. (Other Sports) - Alan, Aug 31, 15:42:24
    - Happens fairly often in cricket. Batsmen often start well, then get found out (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 31, 15:47:29
      - I didn't know he was with a county club. . . (Other Sports) - Alan, Aug 31, 15:53:15
        
        lol, that's true! (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 31, 16:07:47
        
        And he's now been dropped from squad. . . . . . . :-P (Other Sports) - Alan, Aug 31, 17:27:26
        
        without* (n/m) (Other Sports) - Alan, Aug 31, 15:54:39
    - I like the idea of a bad wagon (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 31, 15:45:51
      - You never know, it may catch on! lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Alan, Aug 31, 15:53:48
    - band* (n/m) (Other Sports) - Alan, Aug 31, 15:43:42
What is going on at Liverpoo? (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 31, 15:02:27
- Some one else was saying exactly that (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 31, 15:11:11
  - someone else was saying exactly that. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 31, 15:11:49
    - I tend to agree (n/m) (Other Football) (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 31, 15:13:36
      - Someone else was saying that (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 31, 15:43:30
        
        I'd heard that before. (n/m) (Other Football) - Alan, Aug 31, 15:54:12
- I tend to agree (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 31, 15:07:35
- Only roomers innit. Apparently after Konchesky too. Might it have something to do with (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 15:05:38
  - Konchesky signing just been confirmed. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 15:33:33
  - Good point (Other Football) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 31, 15:08:30
    - He has a much better finish than heskey (Other Football) - Alan, Aug 31, 15:26:30
Posted Yesterdee I know, but well worth seeing again. (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 14:44:09
- These are better (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 31, 15:06:44
  - That's what encouraged me to post again.............. Worz. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 15:09:23
- I don't know if I am strange (General Chat) - Firstnews, Aug 31, 15:04:56
  - you are not strange at all (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 31, 15:10:24
    - Need a lab assistant? I'll do all the boring hands on bit, so you can get on with (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 15:11:26
      - i might be ok on my own but thanks for the offer (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 31, 15:14:51
        
        Well keep it in mind, I'm good at weighing things. (Wahey) (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 15:18:41
        
        i shall keep you abreast of any developments (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 31, 15:19:21
        
        luverley jubblies (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 15:21:38
        
        Its a job that would leave me with fond Mammaries that's for sure. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 15:42:02
        
        let's nip this in the bub before it becomes too much of a handful (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 15:49:56
        
        It'll be a storm in a D cup (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 16:08:20
        
        Damn sight more than a D cup unless my eyes deceive me. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 16:22:46
  - In general I agree, its more the hair/face that got me initially. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 15:07:38
    - having rechecked the photo to confirm she does indeed have hair and a face (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 15:23:24
      - Yes, although I should probably suggest my ginger thing started (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 15:42:58
- Gret ol pair o' breasticles on the right (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 14:58:22
- Go to pic 6 BTW, won't direct link. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 14:44:47
KP dropped from the England T20 squad (Other Sports) - lmc, Aug 31, 14:13:19
- Dropped so he can make his Surrey debut according to SSN (n/m) (Other Sports) - Klobo04, Aug 31, 14:19:10
  - Boyx said he needed to spend some time playing County Cricket ahead of the Ashes (Other Sports) - Old Man, Aug 31, 14:21:21
    - I do too. Its a massive ask for a batsman to find some form and rhythm after a period (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 31, 14:27:03
"Chris Martin proves own worst critic" (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 13:12:29
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 13:26:44
Amoosing from BBC transfer text update. The Edge signs for Norwich.......... (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 12:59:01
- The Edge is Dave Evans.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 13:03:32
  - Oh, I see. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 13:04:41
Cuh..... (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Aug 31, 12:41:19
- well done - gissa job! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 12:48:04
- well done, a good one? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 12:42:58
  - Topper (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Aug 31, 12:56:58
    - The last 7 words of that made sense to me....................They were the important ones (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 12:59:49
    - Ah, that last bit does make it good (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 31, 12:58:14
      - If it comes off and really it should.. (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Aug 31, 13:18:09
        
        good idea, May I suggest a drink in the PoD may be in order also? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 15:08:35
  - No such thing though, is there. Some are less worser than others (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 31, 12:46:17
Morph suit boy in one box, Canary Fairy in the other (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 12:05:17
- selwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 12:53:41
- I'd take Sellers. Defo. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 12:05:51
  - me'nall (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:09:23
    - Oi, did you see this... (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 12:12:09
      - haha! Brilliant! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:13:08
        
        That made me snort my tea. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 12:15:06
        
        cheaper than coke! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 12:19:18
        
        FAO Sam: Who did you think he was? - I'm sure he was introduced. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:16:31
        
        you kept calling him tumbly (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 31, 12:38:49
        
        ah yes. GB has many a moniker. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:42:10
        
        XXL16HB (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 12:56:45
        
        LDB. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 12:51:19
        
        Only an idiot like you calls me that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 12:52:12
        
        Sexhair just made me cough up some kinda bueno (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 31, 12:49:36
        
        I am here, you know. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 12:17:40
        
        I was talking to Sam. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:18:08
        
        You did introduce everyone but strangely you only used GB's real name and not his wroth (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 12:22:29
        
        After a couple of meets I still get confused. MBK is easy, as are you due to lack of Neck. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 12:33:30
        
        FFS !! Good work fella! FFFS !! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 12:37:38
        
        everyone should be made to wear name badges (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 12:37:15
        
        Yebbut which names? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 12:42:32
        
        Real followed by "*wrothname* out of off of wroth/wrath" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:45:21
        
        ^^^ Yes X 2 (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 12:56:11
        
        ^^ yes (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 12:46:42
        
        I just done this on an online badge creator thing. I might get some done. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 13:05:38
        
        Mmmmm that's lush (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 13:10:23
        
        skill (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 13:20:50
        
        I want one. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 13:29:53
        
        Hmmmm, I feel I should point out in the interests of balance that Jaffers is a lovely man. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 12:37:04
        
        I introduced myself. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 12:31:27
        
        if you did i'm sorry mate, i meant no offence, ta for the haribo (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 31, 12:39:53
        
        Not a problem. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 12:50:51
        
        ...all that way! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:25:45
        
        He saw it at 3:26 am yesterday. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 12:28:47
        
        I texted him as well. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 12:30:07
        
        ah! I didn't understand that when I read it yesterday morning. I assumed the bbq had (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:38:11
        
        Fuckern warz! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 12:51:37
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:29:22
        
        What a surprise. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 12:16:05
That kid in the morph suit...What surprises me more is that: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 11:57:41
- Thing is, he's not a kid is he? He's f***in 16!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 31, 12:30:48
  - Errm. Yeah. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 12:33:27
- I took a fewtew of him outside the ground, but it's not very good. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 12:12:09
  - ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 12:14:48
- I don't think they do, but they should. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 12:03:29
  - Todge's bbq = caution. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 31, 12:05:43
    - Haha! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 31, 12:09:32
- we should get herbie hide and dress him up in one, and get him to walk (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 31, 12:01:05
  - Wouldn't go near him, Imagine the size of the 'body' under the suit was a consideration (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 12:57:05
  - That's a great idea. Is he on Twatter or suffern ? Reckon he'd be up for it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 12:06:33
    - dunno, will have a look... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 31, 12:11:53
  - lollipops. Or perhaps (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 12:01:51
- I think the entire Selwyn family should wear those at the next game (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 31, 12:00:36
Pinkun Pete says: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 11:18:56
- in my opinion he should be let off (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 11:23:32
  - Or according to the below.....Scene of the alleged crime (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 31, 11:33:22
    - Apparently the Copper asked at the scene, "what the hell have you done to that guys nose?" (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 31, 11:48:46
      - Like CM I used to be a bit of a bad boy with the law, I've no longer got a rep though (NCFC) - lmc, Aug 31, 11:54:33
    - Lets not start this again............. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 11:35:14
      - Ha ha...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 31, 11:37:16
  - i think he should be shot in the face with a crossbow (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 11:29:53
    - for a bit of drunk fighting? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 11:34:10
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 11:28:19
- In other words... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 11:19:40
Oinkun has more rumour on Martin incident, alleged of course, unproven gossip (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 10:37:05
- What did it say? Its been deleted now (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 31, 10:49:26
  - he feeds beef burgers to swans (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 31, 11:14:47
    - You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 31, 11:36:15
  - it said chris martin eats swans (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 11:00:27
    - and lays eggs (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 11:01:29
    - and throws cats in bins (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 11:01:21
- But now... (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:46:37
- The photo they posted looks wrong (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Aug 31, 10:45:39
- Surprised Archant hasn't removed that post (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 31, 10:44:46
  - They have now. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 10:48:46
    - Someone posted a picture, supposedly of CM on the ground with three coppers cuffing/holdi (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 10:57:03
      - However, if you look at the name of the image, it is called: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 11:03:35
      - It was more what lurd posted below (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 31, 11:01:34
      - It's already out there (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:59:49
    - It gave some gory details (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:53:10
    - ... (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 10:50:52
      - lurd fought the law, and lurd won, lurd fought the law and lurd won. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 31, 11:02:34
        
        Ben may have lost though. ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 11:04:09
      - Don't forget Chris Martin dressed as Peter Pan, and former player as a Chicken (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 10:53:40
        
        Dressed as canary chicken thing (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:54:17
      - See, I was being subtle. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:53:38
      - Yup this is what was said. The guy only has 49 posts though. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 10:53:16
        
        Still there for me. Wanted me to log in for a while, but back again now (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 10:55:47
      - You're proper nawty (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 31, 10:52:43
Day off today and tomorrow after 3 overnight work (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:07:55
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 31, 10:35:09
- yes, all you people that are at work but not currently working (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 10:18:30
  - You means me? I AM AT HOME!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:22:00
    - no, i mean everyone else on here (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 10:23:00
      - Oh my! Can't believe you would like fuck yourself! (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:25:12
        
        well, it helps pass the time... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 10:34:14
- Classic Lee. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 10:16:31
  - But it's real, that guy was really sucked (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:17:54
    - lollopalooza (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 10:20:27
- rolf kong (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 10:15:29
- I love you david. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 10:14:17
  - Who are you? ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:16:34
- 12 hour shift, smiling on the toilet! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 10:13:37
  - 9 hours work, but 2 hours of break (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:16:24
- Pure gold, long live The Wrath :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 31, 10:13:03
  - Thanks!:) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 10:16:45
re: The email (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 31, 09:56:55
- I think it's a storm in a teacup, really. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 31, 10:04:31
  - Actually Prediciting Bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 10:10:19
FAO CeeBeeBees41 (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 08:48:42
- Indeed. My gf has a petrol strimmer that we bought last year. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 31, 09:38:42
  - Lollers. I borrowed the Bro in Laws electric hedge trimmer, loved it. (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 09:43:12
    - I've got one of those too. Next up this autumn is the ultimate - (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 31, 09:46:28
      - my next unnecessary garden tool purchase is going to be a log splitter (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 31, 09:48:39
        
        Yep we'll be getting one of those. I've got to design a log store/barn/store to build over (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 31, 09:56:41
        
        Doing the opposite this weekend, taking down the greenhouse. At Fucking Last. (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 10:13:44
        
        I like gardening. We're going to create a f**k off great veg garden with greenhouses n all (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 31, 10:56:49
        
        I like DIY, job to do, do it, its done, sense of achievement (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 11:29:35
        
        I'm only allowed secateurs - pfft! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 10:15:19
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 10:15:47
        
        that sounds magnificent (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 31, 09:59:04
        
        Wood store one end, open storage area for wheely bins and stuff like wheelbarrows, (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 31, 10:04:58
This mornings EDP, picture of the pelanty in the back. Lad in the middle of the back row (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 08:30:06
With Martin and Holt have problem outside the pitch... (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 04:45:50
- Don't worry XXL, think about the new Nike away kit! (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 31, 07:58:58
  - CLASS!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 09:34:53
- holt? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 31, 07:53:23
  - have you not heard? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 07:58:28
    - no (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 31, 07:59:37
      - me neither (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 08:00:15
        
        lol (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 31, 08:01:29
        
        Driving. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 31, 08:36:02
        
        I got the email this morning - OMG! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 08:04:48
        
        I thought it possibly contradicted itself in a couple of places. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 31, 09:02:45
        
        what does it say? (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 09:06:30
        
        Not the one I received, no. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 31, 09:06:56
        
        the only email i got this morning was from lovefilmdotcom (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 09:11:15
        
        It's possibly not fair to say any more at this stage. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 31, 09:12:57
        
        dunno, deleted it. i have a rule that i can only have 10 emails in my inbox at any one ti (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 31, 09:16:33
        
        me to, can't beleive he said that. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 31, 08:52:10
- Footballers don't go to prison for the sort of offences they have been charged with (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 31, 05:18:43
  - ok, thanks for the informs...:) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 31, 09:34:38
  - tbf I don't think anyone would really for either (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 31, 05:20:59
Going to bed dressed as a chicken. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 31, 00:05:50
- A Poultry Botherer (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 31, 09:32:34
- ^^waking up cuddling a turkey. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 31, 00:16:31
I bring the news FIRST (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 30, 18:35:21
- Any more info you can divulge? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 30, 20:04:46
  - Nope (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 30, 20:22:54
- except it wasnt on prince of wales (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 30, 18:38:51
  - I was told it was by someone who saw it. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 30, 18:44:09
    - only cos you let ex players bum you (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 19:12:45
  - there goes my 5 dong (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 30, 18:39:33
- you are the custody sgt on bethel street nick and i claim my 5 vietnamese dong (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 30, 18:36:41
A message from the FSF (Other Football) - grants_cold_finger, Aug 30, 15:43:04
- Done though. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 30, 16:04:01
- link broken (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 30, 15:58:31
- I quite like sitting - my feet ache if I have to stand for 90 mins (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 30, 15:57:33
  - Oi, you've not answered my question down there VVVVVVVVVVVVVVv (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 30, 15:59:16
    - Yeah that's the one. Glad to get the recommendation. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Aug 30, 16:20:04
Just realized there is an international break next week. How very (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 30, 14:52:43
- Ideed, is it another feckin friendly? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 30, 15:08:26
  - No, qualifiers, they don't break fro friendlies. There is another one in OCt as well (NCFC) - megson, Aug 30, 15:21:57
    - Bloody hell it's incessant intut. They've only just finished f***ing up in t (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 30, 15:26:13
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 30, 15:33:34
Beenkue want to know if I had a good experience!! (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 30, 14:18:26
- Was it thus'un? (General Chat) - megson, Aug 30, 15:35:13
- Tell them about that weird sex experience you had in the 60's, (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 30, 14:32:26
  - Do you mean with the Coypus? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 30, 14:34:43
- in august! are you mental? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 30, 14:21:35
  - Flowering plum, susceptible to canker and silver leaf if pruned too early (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 30, 14:31:27
    - do you "know" of these things? (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 30, 14:35:43
      - Plums and Cherries are very susceptible to disease, spesh (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 30, 14:38:23
        
        shit, also forgot we have also lost a flowering cherry in the front garden (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 30, 14:45:59
        
        No Crab Apples this year (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 30, 15:52:02
        
        I once made some feckin lovely wine from some pink fleshed ones. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 30, 15:56:18
Pencil Head for the Hall of Fame (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 29, 19:21:54
- I'm all over that. I'll also be at his testimonial agaisnt Celtic/Dortmund/Peterborough (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 20:23:25
- I don't believe any player should be in the HoF before retirement. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 29, 19:49:06
  - if we were starting from scratch i'd wholeheartedly agree with that rule (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 29, 19:51:58
- eh? (NCFC) - luisgarcia, Aug 29, 19:45:37
  - its a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 29, 21:22:16
Just seen England won the cricket (Other Sports) - Charles21, Aug 29, 12:58:23
- i won fortunes (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 13:00:13
  - nice one (Other Sports) - Charles21, Aug 29, 13:03:16
    - all about contacts (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 13:05:18
      - I wear contacts (Other Sports) - conker, Aug 29, 13:14:09
  - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 13:01:09
Swann ends with fiverfer. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 12:37:28
- Has to be the strangest looking scorecard ever. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 29, 12:38:14
  - yes, very very strange! Only 3 scores over 50 in three innings! (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 12:38:43
Bad times.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 29, 12:30:27
- don't dress as morph would be my advice (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 12:58:57
- Wankers. Return game is not going to be fun now. If this gets spread round (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 12:34:28
  - There's been a lot on the Oinkun message board so it's out there (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Aug 29, 12:56:08
If Pakistan go out now I will be calling match fixing on England for letting him get 50 (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Aug 29, 12:07:46
- lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 12:13:29
  - You kind of hope Cricket is immune to match fixing and the like. :O( (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 29, 12:27:46
    - it's been going on for years (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 12:56:07
      - But it's Clicket, tis a fine gents game. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 29, 12:57:04
        
        well it's all crooked in asia (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 12:59:53
      - or hope (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 12:56:52
    - as meggers said it was not match fixing but spot betting (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 29, 12:53:27
      - Whatever it is it ain't good Mr Tombs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 29, 12:54:55
        
        Agree with both. Awful. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 12:55:49
Just heard from a mate one of our players was a bit naughty last night. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 29, 11:21:14
- Of course not. Just tell us. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Aug 29, 11:41:07
- Drury (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 29, 11:27:49
  - Ill go for Pencil Head too as it was his birthday! (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 29, 12:30:52
    - Sure it will all come out but ill post some pics to state what's alleged to have happened. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 29, 12:51:04
      - not again ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 29, 14:59:37
      - I dun't get the third one. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 12:57:36
        
        Prince of Wales Road at a guess (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 29, 16:12:37
        
        charlie ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 13:01:01
        
        I knew it was Charlie! Just couldn't place the reference other than (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 13:06:59
        
        no ffs (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 13:09:44
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 13:17:30
        
        Prince of Wales (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 29, 12:59:05
        
        Ah right yes. HRH road. Wasn't thinking it would have occured in the fine (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 13:00:50
      - crikey (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 12:54:54
      - Cold play singer boxes for Prince Charles (NCFC) - conker, Aug 29, 12:54:20
Stumpigol! (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Aug 29, 11:12:58
- and another (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Aug 29, 11:16:01
  - and one more (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Aug 29, 11:21:36
    - dum dum dum, another one bites the dust (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Aug 29, 11:33:19
      - Got 1 sky channel working decently at teh minute and that's sky sports 1. So the fuckers (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 12:00:52
        
        SEX! SEX! BANG! BANG! AROOOOOOOOOOGAH! MASSIVE ALARM NOISE! FUCKTWAT! (Other Sports) - tehwatch, Aug 29, 12:10:57
        
        Ah, so you DO work weekends then? lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 12:13:17
      - Bang. Run out. 97/9 (n/m) (Other Sports) - conker, Aug 29, 11:55:43
        
        No tenfer for Swann. Fivefer still on though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 11:57:35
    - Hopefully Swann will take the last three, finishes with 10 then. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 11:23:50
      - just cant watch it (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 29, 11:32:43
        
        Yes, but, the allegations are not of 'match fixing' in terms of throwing a whole game are (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 11:48:40
        
        hard to defend running like though. Perhaps they jsut want to fuck off hum (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 11:57:13
Just woken up with a hangover after the game. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 29, 10:24:02
- Pfft. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 29, 14:42:24
  - lol. You've got form for that (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 29, 15:11:11
- Some shocking language used in the Notts supporters club by one particular person... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 29, 11:38:16
  - Who was that? I thought we were all pretty civilised... (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 29, 14:44:03
  - Shocking, but sadly not surprising. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 29, 11:43:53
    - Theres just no need for it lol (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 29, 12:05:28
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 12:10:11
- Sorry Jafsk, we were nearly as near to it as the ref - nailed on pen (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 29, 10:31:37
  - Talk Sport guy watching the game started to say it was soft, then said (NCFC) - megson, Aug 29, 11:01:07
  - Both were right infront of us too, I thought neither were. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 29, 10:33:40
    - The first wasn't. I'd not had a drop having taken an extra hour to get there. (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 29, 10:37:01
- Oh, and we started off a chant of The Norwich *clap* *clap* *clap* (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 29, 10:25:23
  - good (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 29, 14:59:08
- have have (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 29, 10:24:24
Pakistan cricket - over half the team match fixing! (Other Sports) - Hulk Rules, Aug 29, 00:49:35
- Wouldn't you haveof thought though that, if you were able to fix a match, (Other Sports) - CB41, Aug 29, 10:16:19
- not again ! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Aug 29, 01:18:14
  - Yep, another "coup" for that obnoxious, poisonous rag. What's the betting it turns out (Other Sports) - CB41, Aug 29, 10:20:02
    - I disagree (Other Sports) - Sugbad The Bad, Aug 29, 10:27:23
      - Indeed (Other Sports) - The Judge, Aug 29, 11:40:15
        
        Yebbut, we did the same. Difference is Trott was the only player on both sides to bat the (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 29, 11:50:38
      - i agree (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 29, 10:31:27
      - Then it should haveof been publicised by a newspaper with even a tiny (Other Sports) - CB41, Aug 29, 10:30:44
        
        i disagree (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 29, 10:33:01
        
        Ok, we'll see. (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Aug 29, 10:38:25
  - Large quantities of cash and phones confiscated tonight from players and (Other Sports) - Hulk Rules, Aug 29, 01:39:54
Trott Ton. 123 run partnership between Trott and Broad. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 27, 16:47:36
- Broad on 71, 5 short of his highest ever test score. He'll probably be out by the time I (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 27, 17:03:29
  - Nope. Just moved on to 79. Well played son, now go get that first Ton. (n/m) (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 27, 17:04:08
    - Is this the squad that goes down under?.... (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 27, 17:08:09
Is this a new record for "Most Tedious Post Ever on Wrath"? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:17:55
- ^^^^ hates "facts" that make his biased opinion look like shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 27, 18:56:14
- It put Jayson Blah in his box, if you ask me (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 27, 14:28:11
  - not really (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 14:38:44
    - Right..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:48:56
      - it is a fact (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 14:53:04
        
        Who? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:54:28
        
        Just one example (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:05:57
        
        You're the astronomer. I'm the mathematician. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 15:10:56
        
        here you go (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:10:02
        
        a/v (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 27, 15:36:01
        
        feel free to put me on ignore if debate bores you. (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:11:09
        
        inellectual debate, feel free go ahead, but this is getting ridiculous (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:14:32
        
        NAIL = HEAD (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:18:28
        
        No, increasing profit margins is proven to be bad for your bottom line. What? Oh. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:28:55
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 15:38:16
        
        Which is clearly the line the club have taken (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 15:36:53
        
        Possibly, and also on the seat pricing. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:39:06
        
        of course it will help. guesstimated figures.. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:28:23
        
        yet all portions are bigger so the 30p is not pure proft. (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:36:03
        
        My God. Sometimes you can be a right chimp-spleen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 27, 15:38:47
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:43:01
        
        Chimp-spleen (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 15:42:38
        
        He just made it up. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 15:43:27
        
        i'll be happy to reduce the amount of profit per glass of coke by the 10% increase (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:38:28
        
        I was then going to do one of them. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 15:32:03
        
        lol (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:34:00
        
        You said it was 3m earlier. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 27, 15:25:08
        
        last annual loss was 5m (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:30:00
        
        relegation.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:30:48
        
        nope (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:34:09
        
        actually, in a relegation season (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:37:05
        
        our average gates for 08-09 (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:45:48
        
        it will not ONLY be seen in the next accounts at all, as I just explained (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:50:35
        
        but attendances were virtually identical (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:56:08
        
        did you factor in the loss of profit on the duke of yorks non-sale? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 27, 15:27:47
        
        it was an anecdotal non-sale. That's less of a loss. (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 16:01:25
        
        of course what we dont know if yorkie bought a burger (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 27, 15:29:50
        
        I did. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 27, 15:28:00
        
        good work (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 27, 15:32:02
        
        Does the saying "Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves" (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 15:22:02
        
        looking after pennies is fine (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:28:53
        
        I wouldn't pay hide nor hair to what he says. He's a complete idiot. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:07:29
    - You can't beat a good anecdote when it comes to the old intellectual rigour. Fair play. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 27, 14:48:21
      - ^^^ speaking from my own experience this is absolutely true (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 14:59:27
    - both games vrs teams with little travelling support, and been available to watch online/tv (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 14:47:15
    - Re:Nor do his posts alter the fact that the club have invested money in creating new seats (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:43:02
      - ... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:43:52
    - Anecdotal facts? (General Chat) - APB, Aug 27, 14:41:09
      - Anecdotal Posturing Bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 27, 14:54:54
  - I understand his concern, but it's just too early to come to any definite conclusions. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 14:30:53
    - I have a thing about McNasty. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:36:43
      - the underlying problem (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 14:45:44
        
        But that's based on our last season at this level. Not this. Who knows, we may be spending (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 14:48:42
        
        McTheKnife has already said (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 14:55:25
        
        The additional TV money may be spent on players. That doesn't neccessarily follow that we (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:06:16
        
        which is fine (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:16:16
        
        Let's wait and see. Ill intentioned though? Are they building a nuclear missle silo under (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:19:20
        
        they claim to be above football's money-talks (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:24:48
        
        and can we also wait and see for those accounts relating to this season that we're current (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 15:22:46
        
        why not? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 27, 15:30:59
        
        because last season had a massive cut in income from TV monies alone (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 15:37:59
        
        that doesn't make sense (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 27, 15:52:47
        
        Its worth up to an extra 4 million because of the increased prem money (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 27, 18:54:14
        
        I think it's £2.5m for all then extra when you are on TV. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:57:14
        
        it's millions of pounds for TV money (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 15:56:22
        
        but let's just say (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:48:04
        
        but those are not circumstances that are going to be gone through this season (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 15:51:54
        
        Also, you'd have to take a decision based on the cost of gambling on instant promotion bac (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:54:59
        
        the board have stated (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:59:49
        
        fungibility (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 16:05:33
        
        I seem to remember them talking a lot about cutting the debt and reigning in costs. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 16:05:17
        
        Ever Decreasing Circles (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 27, 16:20:31
        
        you're getting the Good Life and Ever Decreasing muddled up (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 16:25:45
        
        Penny Wilton? (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 16:24:37
        
        let's see (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 16:18:18
        
        Yes, let's. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 16:19:32
        
        *reining* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 16:06:13
        
        Cardiff have taken the gamble...squeaky bum time now for their board! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:57:20
        
        I think they're beyond squeaky bum time and into "Fuck, I've just shat myself again." time (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:58:32
        
        We've all been there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 27, 16:03:17
        
        BSG? (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 16:05:39
      - JB has been anti-McNobby from the get go.* (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 14:38:03
- I loved it off. Good stat work. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 14:24:20
  - Speaking personally, i'm a bit embarrassed. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:28:46
    - Not at all, was very good, as I said above, it shows that it's too early to be drawing con (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 14:31:40
- well i liked it... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 14:19:59
Goog god, what a looda oold squit - (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 12:46:06
- But that is absolutely right (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 27, 13:42:19
- I like it on the challanges when they accidently set fire to something (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 27, 13:24:35
- ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 27, 13:11:50
  - Put much more succinctly than I could haveof. Love this bit- (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 13:22:10
- I'm with the Beeb on this simply due to the quote......... (General Chat) - megson, Aug 27, 13:03:32
  - I'm not a viewer either but can't see why not being known makes him (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 13:08:52
- he was great on that there plinth (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 12:55:27
  - Probably (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 12:56:38
I done a FB message re: Bears and Mark Curry MKIII (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 27, 12:20:45
- Maybe, some of it anyway, all depends on baby/wife situation by (NCFC) - megson, Aug 27, 12:28:40
- Opened up to allcomers and newcomers ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 27, 12:21:48
  - why not? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 27, 12:22:46
    - No, I agree it's a good idea, and welcome all newcomers and BSG virgins into the fold. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 27, 12:25:55
      - Can I come then? (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 27, 12:37:38
        
        Of course, do me an email. I suppose I should start to keep a tally of numbers for the (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 27, 12:41:39
- Distinct possibility. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 27, 12:21:24
  - Roti was great. I ate half a popudom, two chunks of chicken, (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 27, 12:50:35
  - Probably. Nick Cruet hasn't replied yet though. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 27, 12:23:07
Nice stuff from Plastic about drury and us. Good lad. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 27, 12:01:46
- Why Plastic? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 27, 12:09:07
  - belgian band called Plastic Bertrand in the 70s (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 12:11:26
  - Ca Plane Pour Moi (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 27, 12:11:19
    - Ah - googled it but no recollection. Perhaps not my musical taste. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 27, 12:12:12
England 47-5 (from 39-1 overnight) (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 27, 11:26:24
- Don't panic, I'm in now and have cricinfo open. We seem to do well (General Chat) - megson, Aug 27, 11:57:25
  - Hold on.... (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 11:58:46
- Amir is only 18 too.... he's a bit good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 11:50:06
- fuck a duck, we're gonna have to hope for rain... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 11:33:27
- Swinging all over the place (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 27, 11:29:36
- Reverting to our norm it would seem (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 11:27:40
'Natural England' laydee at Burgh Castle on page 3 of today's edp (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 27, 10:56:04
- Link? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 11:25:40
  - ... (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 27, 11:28:16
    - Mmmm, does nowt for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 11:42:07
- corrr wouldnt mind catapulting myself through her portcullis (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 11:12:24
  - I'd definitely unearth some priceless treasures (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 27, 11:21:49
    - I'd love to dig deep in her trench (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 11:34:34
      - i'd like to gently trowel her moist mound (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 27, 11:35:53
        
        wouldnt mind having a play with her motte (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 11:43:53
        
        My solid wood drawbridge is rising just thinking about it (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 27, 11:49:47
        
        I'd lean over her battlements and cover her in hot liquid (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 27, 11:51:41
        
        wouldnt mind laying on her rack (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 11:52:47
        
        I'd knock her doors down with my battering ram (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 27, 11:59:48
        
        she could play with my ancient artifact (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 27, 12:03:05
        
        Yep, as windmills go, it's very nice (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 11:43:23
        
        ha ha I looked there too! I have also GIYLF'd her to no avail. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 27, 12:15:43
        
        Hare goo. I'd goose her (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 27, 12:39:56
        
        Ah. Sorlright I spose, nowt thpethal (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 12:41:43
        
        Exactly. Haint got a cloo what they're on abart. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 12:22:30
Anyone near this big ole hole? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 26, 16:43:54
- Bang outside the house my folks used to live in (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Aug 26, 17:28:42
- Yes. There appears to be houses there so I'd assume *someone* is near it (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 16:48:40
- Just around the corner from us. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:46:55
  - Was it caused by the ultimate tumble? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 26, 16:59:59
    - You're a twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 27, 01:11:48
  - won't be long before this classic happens again (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 16:56:15
    - But it int nare thare ware that happened all them yares agoo. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:57:59
      - no, but the whole city is in danger (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 17:00:42
        
        There are NINETY hazards covering THREE pages (including deep mulch) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 26, 17:14:48
        
        dear god, it's at the point of collapse (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 17:20:53
        
        oh sozza, dint see you'd mentioned it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 17:21:53
        
        Oooerrr (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 26, 17:19:28
        
        looking at the photo again, it's like an artists rendition of what it would look like (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 26, 17:02:08
Thanks Megson. Just rang up Sky, told them Virgin offered better service and got 6 month (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Aug 26, 16:12:48
- Wahey! Glad to help, all part of the service my friend. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 16:15:47
Does anyone here have an idea about how a tattoo of an owl is offensive? (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 15:24:30
- Owl Info here.... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 26, 15:59:00
  - There's a lovely pair on this page! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 26, 16:00:32
- It is a bit scary (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 26, 15:49:43
- Could you explain this in more detail please. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:39:08
  - you know the one, on my forearm, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 15:42:26
    - Macbeth might get a bit freaked by it perhaps. Or a UFO abductee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 15:56:12
    - I think that is the most brilliantly random thing I have ever heard! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 15:48:13
    - is this it? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 15:47:56
      - not quite, i'll tweet a pic now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 15:51:34
        
        here it is folks, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 15:55:48
        
        Sod the owl, someone has found you a job for $77 an hour working from home! Get right on (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 16:13:16
        
        did you choose it yourself? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 16:00:15
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 16:04:28
        
        ah... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 16:05:48
        
        That's not an owl. That's one of them things out of off of Stargate (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 15:57:30
      - lol Why, oh why, oh why? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:50:47
    - That's mental. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:44:32
      - No, I wondered if he was a natural trust guy who likes little creatures like you mentioned (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 15:46:03
        
        I think I may have solved the problem, was he a Native American? Read this you mother... (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:47:52
        
        Or Cro-Magnon or Sumerian? (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:50:12
        
        I would be very surprised if the guy knew about all that, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 15:54:50
        
        Not many Sumerians would know where Manchester was, in fact none of them. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 15:55:56
        
        this guy didn't even know where his fucking nose was. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 15:59:17
- depends where it's located - Twat Twoo (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 15:31:34
- is it naked? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 15:26:19
  - no, it got feathers intut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 15:30:04
- if said offended person is a Blade (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 15:25:49
  - not that im aware of (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 15:30:15
Not going to be much play in the stumpigol today i don't think (Other Sports) - megson, Aug 26, 12:57:09
- About to toss (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 26, 13:10:40
  - Pakistan win (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 26, 13:16:37
- not looking good for the weekend - last game of season on saturday (apart from tour) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 12:58:11
Nelson is slow but now look at the back line, we seems don't have a natural leader (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 26, 12:27:30
- I think Lambo'll go with Askou on Satdee. He rated him enough first half of last season (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:35:13
  - Agreed. I think the decision will also be down to fitness/sharpness. Has Barett played (NCFC) - megson, Aug 26, 12:40:05
    - Barnett played the full 90 minutes on Tuesday for Wet Brom (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 12:47:40
      - About the same as Askoo then? Probably just come down to who looks sharper/better (NCFC) - megson, Aug 26, 12:49:03
    - I am not favour if you play two young center half together (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 26, 12:41:24
      - ageist (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 12:44:30
      - You prefer a more experienced man at the back David? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:43:55
        
        Whooooosh...fnarrrrrrrrrrrrr (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Aug 26, 13:07:26
        
        he prefered the doc as he had perfected the reach around (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 12:45:41
        
        he could haveof been arrested for sexual assualt in a number of games last season (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 12:46:40
        
        well if they get round the back and into that hole you need some (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 12:45:01
  - I think ASkou is a bit liked Nelson (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 26, 12:40:01
    - He's a little better on the ball, at least tries to play it away when he can. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:43:21
  - agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 12:38:21
Re: Sky.... (General Chat) - jonah3000, Aug 26, 12:24:22
- gutted, (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 12:44:00
  - ha ha Brilliantly done. You'll generally get more from Call Centres with stuff like that (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 12:50:39
- I wonder if that's the thing? Would not surpise me if they could check that (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 12:37:56
  - When I left I told them it was becuase I never watched it. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 13:03:50
Interesting programme on last night about people's belief in a God (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 10:44:51
- Nope, I don't (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 12:51:35
  - I'm with that :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 13:18:01
    - What a fantastic thing it would be to have some (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 15:58:22
  - Amen, brother. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 13:15:06
- I'm with Ron Hubbard. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:19:54
- lol as if (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 26, 10:58:00
- We were talking the other day on here about Richard Dawkins, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 10:54:44
  - Religion was put here to kill kids? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 11:20:06
  - I saw an image of Dawkins in my marmite lid this morning (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 26, 11:01:27
    - Did it have that cretinous 'There's probably no God' slogan accompanying it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:09:48
      - The only thing at all cretinous about that saying (General Chat) - Firstnews, Aug 26, 11:21:11
        
        What a marvellous logical destruction of the agnostic position. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 26, 11:37:53
        
        Not as marvellous as Dicky Dawkins does it in The God Delusion (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 11:51:27
        
        Ah, the imposition of your views onto those of other people. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:01:18
        
        Yes, the insistance from a large majority of the gay/bi community that if I do not (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:19:57
        
        ^repressed homosexual^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 12:37:04
        
        bender (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:39:41
        
        x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 12:40:55
        
        Yes - as with the atheist/Christian argument, there are two sides to that coin (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:24:32
        
        I would consider myself a devout atheist. Dawkins is a fundemental atheist. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:26:38
        
        Agreed. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:30:43
        
        But is it not important (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 26, 12:50:20
        
        That's more about the separation of faith from science and education though (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:59:40
        
        "yes, religion has caused a lot of wars" (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 13:19:33
        
        Yes, fair point - thanks for clarifying my somewhat clumsy statement! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 13:29:25
        
        and the recruiting banner religion can provide? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 13:25:12
        
        Ed Hussain's book, The Islamist, provides a decent insight on this subject. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 13:34:49
        
        Fair enough (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 26, 13:05:02
        
        Yes, there's a place for a Dawkins, and also for a Moore. But I wonder if there is a need (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:55:03
        
        There's a need for good Pope (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 26, 12:58:50
        
        I disagree. There is no need for Catholicism, so no need for a pope. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 13:01:42
        
        I'd disagree with that. Even if you strip out all the religious elements, it can still (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 14:08:25
        
        which doesn't give it a reason to exist (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 14:32:56
        
        I am an atheist to the point that (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:39:07
        
        i'm pretty much the same when it comes to scummers (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 12:54:07
        
        Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at with it as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:46:28
        
        You're too old to be a gay. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 12:23:24
        
        Good ol' fashioned narrow mindedness (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 12:11:00
        
        I don't think that's opinion. I seem to remember they initially didn't have "probably" (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 11:48:16
      - lol - what a great campaign! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 11:18:34
  - If Richard Dawkins didn't exist (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 10:58:59
  - Im afraid mr lee isnt very funny, nor is he bill hicks, whose jokes he frequently pilfers (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 10:58:52
    - Lee also did a brilliant parody of Hicks in some sketch once. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:42:34
      - "What are mice? Fag rats!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:44:06
    - In a recent Guardian piece he admitted to owning 7 feet of Japanese psychedelia (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 11:27:10
    - I couldn't disagree more. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:05:41
      - By the way (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 11:32:59
      - You don't sound like you've read 300 books. But seriously, this isn't the place for this (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 11:13:40
        
        Argh! You were quoting the YouTube comments, weren't you? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:16:48
        
        pwned (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 26, 11:29:39
        
        Totally! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:39:22
        
        I have just got up. Lazy bastard I know. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:47:29
        
        i think you know nothing about me n need to shut your mouth. but hey Keep believing th (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 11:23:17
    - I think he's good, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 26, 11:01:04
      - TBH I'm surprised most of a British audience even know what creationism is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 11:04:44
  - I call him Rich Dork. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 10:56:47
    - I call the pope (General Chat) - Firstnews, Aug 26, 11:30:06
      - the pope does my head in (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 11:43:24
        
        Driving around in a bullet proof car. There's faith in action for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:49:00
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 11:51:02
        
        Don't forget the combination of obsessive homo/transphobia and wearing Judy Garland shoes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:45:52
        
        indeed, although (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 11:49:39
        
        Exactly - the Christian faith is about tolerance and forgiveness (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:57:56
        
        Forgivesness and tolerance (General Chat) - Firstnews, Aug 26, 12:27:54
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 12:46:38
        
        fundamentalism makes sense to me (General Chat) - Firstnews, Aug 26, 11:57:19
      - Don't get me started on Ratzinger! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 26, 11:39:36
- Who knows? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 26, 10:49:56
- I do (General Chat) - revsimon, Aug 26, 10:48:01
Anyone know any good freelance designers in Berks/Oxon? (General Chat) - pieman63, Aug 26, 10:00:07
- MBK is a freelance designer and he's a berk. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 10:50:39
  - with a monk on not an ox on (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 10:56:37
- I know some freelance CAD designers, Mech Eng but Cambridge (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 10:30:23
  - I think they're wanted on site mate - sorry! (General Chat) - pieman63, Aug 26, 10:44:14
    - Of course he would, it was a test of faith. (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 10:50:09
      - How did this get here? Should be right up there ^^^^^ to Tony Martin. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 10:52:37
- Designers in respect of? Posters / leaflets that kind of thing? (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Aug 26, 10:03:27
  - Mainly ppt / website / online stuff... (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Aug 26, 10:45:06
FAO Sky peeps. When we rang to cancel last night they offered us 6 months half price (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 09:28:20
- ha ha, nice one meggers (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 26, 12:33:25
- yup did the same to us (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 26, 09:35:10
- Sky Had An Offer A While Ago... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Aug 26, 09:32:17
  - We've moved to Virgin. I loike Sky but we've always had signal issues due to the massive (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 10:24:29
    - Yes. On a Poll. Its what Graham is doing now. He stands in my Garden holding our Sky dish. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 26, 10:26:11
Mortgage Broker/IFA (NCFC) - AndyVegas, Aug 25, 15:57:46
- Actually, as you're around... (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Aug 25, 16:29:01
  - Erm - Yes! (NCFC) - AndyVegas, Aug 25, 16:48:52
    - How come lawyers and doctors, who get paid fortunes, get preferential treatment... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 18:12:21
- Can't hurt. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 16:18:05
  - Can do with 10% Dep (NCFC) - AndyVegas, Aug 25, 16:22:42
    - Helpful, yes. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 16:29:38
      - Are there any (NCFC) - AndyVegas, Aug 25, 16:51:41
        
        Yeah, the problem is they're still miles from where we need to be... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 16:55:03
        
        Can she learn? (NCFC) - AndyVegas, Aug 25, 16:56:19
        
        It's more like she won't... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 16:59:48
        
        ahhh... i see! (NCFC) - AndyVegas, Aug 25, 17:02:29
        
        Nights out....what are they? (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 17:49:31
        
        I have that issue too..................... (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 25, 17:06:42
        
        oh dear (NCFC) - AndyVegas, Aug 25, 17:11:46
        
        I might still give you a shout though... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 16:55:21
        
        welcomes - please do! (NCFC) - AndyVegas, Aug 25, 16:58:23
- Welcome. You should have told us what you had for lunch though. (NCFC) - megson, Aug 25, 16:02:37
  - Sains BGTY Caesar salad, beef Monster Munch, 2 bananas. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 25, 16:15:06
  - my mistake (NCFC) - AndyVegas, Aug 25, 16:14:26
  - cheese with cut up bits of bacon and onion in a brown roll (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 25, 16:03:28
    - ham, cheese and sandwich spread sandwich (on white) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 16:13:09
As a footnote to last night,we couldn't help but notice that Blackburn... (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 14:33:01
- That's be the blackburn with an average attendance of 25,428 last season with a capacity (NCFC) - megson, Aug 25, 15:02:06
- Economics lesson number 1: Supply and Demand (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 14:41:18
  - yebbut we didn't sell out the ground (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 25, 14:42:44
    - which was my subtle point in saying next week : Market Equilibrium (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 14:48:12
      - soz, my bad! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 25, 14:51:04
- £27 (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 25, 14:40:51
- Fuck me that's a lot considering all the TV money they get. Ours is a bargain relatively. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 25, 14:35:23
  - Yeah,that must be what all the people who didn't buy tickets were thinking too i suppose. (n/m) (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 14:50:31
    - Yeah, must of been. The tight wads. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 25, 14:53:10
      - Have.Too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Big Jim, Aug 25, 15:05:13
otto - just read your latest installment and then this....... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 25, 13:59:18
- Imagine being refused the operation because you conformed to your work's wishes (General Chat) - pants, Aug 25, 14:20:09
  - That's exactly what *would* happen. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 14:24:20
    - the annoying thing about legislation to protect you is the red tape (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 25, 14:31:53
- don't read the comments then... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 14:06:01
  - they were already included in the 'Tossers!' (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 25, 14:19:21
  - On the plus side, the mystery of where PK spends his virtual time is now solved. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 14:12:16
    - actually didn't he go off to the Norwich Rivals (or similar) site? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 14:17:47
- Jeez. I look forward to reading Richard Littlejohn's cretinous opinion on this. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 14:03:22
  - Oh FFS, why did I just read the comments? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 14:05:44
    - It's like the ultimate gay-off. Blood boiling all over the shop (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 25, 14:24:20
      - this is a bizarre comment (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 25, 16:31:39
    - I love this comment from Bob in Glasgow (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 14:16:42
      - That opinion, in different wording], about about ten times (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 14:19:14
        
        that is true, but i agree with one point the comments make... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 14:23:11
        
        what was the cancer drug? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 14:58:44
        
        dunno what its called but it shrinks tumors so that they can be operated on and removed (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 15:05:51
        
        are you sure it wan't this one? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 15:08:42
        
        that sounds like the one, just found this too: (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 15:12:17
        
        ha! same link (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 15:19:03
        
        more here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 15:11:54
        
        Not an awful lot, as it happens: (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 14:33:16
        
        you little bugger! give me back my 6pence! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 14:43:17
        
        Perfectly happy to. Would you like it in the form of three Black Jack chews, or cash? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:03:34
        
        The whole royal family only cost us 66p each a year... (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 15:09:24
        
        Look, who would you rather have posting on the Wroth? The Queen, or me? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:10:54
        
        She wouldn't post anyway, she'd get a maid or something to do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 15:13:31
        
        Or a Corgi. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 15:13:46
        
        Exactly. That would be SHIT MAN. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:14:46
        
        can we send the corgi to portaloo road instead of you please (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 15:19:29
        
        I can do that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:20:39
        
        But the Corgi would be pretending to be her, or just typing as she dictated you idiot. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 15:17:09
        
        It would still be rubbish! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:19:11
        
        She's a caution in private. Swears like you wouldn't believe. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 15:21:48
        
        and SCC as 'Jug eared c**t number two.' (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 25, 15:23:06
        
        SCC isn't jug-eared. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:30:24
        
        Yes, because I told her to! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:22:21
        
        OK we'll stick with you then. But she's breathing down your neck. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 15:25:06
        
        Frankly it's a bit of a turn-on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:29:29
        
        And everyone knows I'm what makes this site great! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:38:08
        
        ^^ Stick that in your column! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 15:10:05
        
        i remember when Black Jacks were only a penny each (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 25, 15:06:48
        
        Yes, and they were called Darkie Chews. You can't racially oppress minorities anymore. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 15:11:24
        
        You can't even write racial abuse in excrement on someone's car any more (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:13:39
        
        Broken Britain. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 15:15:16
        
        I'm just standing up for the little man who's always getting screwed. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:17:26
        
        Yes, they don't get any breaks in life. Or have a voice in any media outlet at all. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 15:20:07
        
        oooh oooh ooohh 3 fruit salad chews! please!! (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 25, 15:06:37
        
        I'd post them but the stamp would cost 36p ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 15:09:05
        
        6 fucking p! YCNMIU! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 14:36:34
        
        You Can Never Massage In Uganda? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 25, 14:49:53
        
        YCNMIU? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Aug 25, 14:47:38
        
        You could not make it up. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 14:48:58
        
        That's rather rude, how do you know I couldn't make up a confusing thing like (General Chat) - megson, Aug 25, 15:03:22
        
        Oh I see. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Aug 25, 14:49:22
        
        Three less Black Jack chews a year and you've offset your loss, Littlejohnistas! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 25, 14:41:09
        
        Black Jack, surprised you can say that now it's PC gone mad. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 25, 14:48:28
        
        ycnmiu??? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Aug 25, 14:49:06
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 25, 14:38:42
        
        Good point (n/m) (General Chat) - no one, Aug 25, 14:28:19
      - lollers (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Aug 25, 14:18:28