You're the astronomer. I'm the mathematician.

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one sheep, at least one side of which looks black."

Posted By: Johnny Comecardiff on August 27th 2010 at 15:10:56

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Is this a new record for "Most Tedious Post Ever on Wrath"? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:17:55
- ^^^^ hates "facts" that make his biased opinion look like shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 27, 18:56:14
- It put Jayson Blah in his box, if you ask me (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 27, 14:28:11
  - not really (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 14:38:44
    - Right..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:48:56
      - it is a fact (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 14:53:04
        
        Who? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:54:28
        
        Just one example (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:05:57
        
        You're the astronomer. I'm the mathematician. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 15:10:56
        
        here you go (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:10:02
        
        a/v (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 27, 15:36:01
        
        feel free to put me on ignore if debate bores you. (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:11:09
        
        inellectual debate, feel free go ahead, but this is getting ridiculous (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:14:32
        
        NAIL = HEAD (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:18:28
        
        No, increasing profit margins is proven to be bad for your bottom line. What? Oh. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:28:55
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 15:38:16
        
        Which is clearly the line the club have taken (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 15:36:53
        
        Possibly, and also on the seat pricing. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:39:06
        
        of course it will help. guesstimated figures.. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:28:23
        
        yet all portions are bigger so the 30p is not pure proft. (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:36:03
        
        My God. Sometimes you can be a right chimp-spleen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 27, 15:38:47
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:43:01
        
        Chimp-spleen (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 15:42:38
        
        He just made it up. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 27, 15:43:27
        
        i'll be happy to reduce the amount of profit per glass of coke by the 10% increase (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:38:28
        
        I was then going to do one of them. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 15:32:03
        
        lol (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:34:00
        
        You said it was 3m earlier. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 27, 15:25:08
        
        last annual loss was 5m (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:30:00
        
        relegation.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:30:48
        
        nope (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:34:09
        
        actually, in a relegation season (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:37:05
        
        our average gates for 08-09 (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:45:48
        
        it will not ONLY be seen in the next accounts at all, as I just explained (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:50:35
        
        but attendances were virtually identical (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:56:08
        
        did you factor in the loss of profit on the duke of yorks non-sale? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 27, 15:27:47
        
        it was an anecdotal non-sale. That's less of a loss. (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 16:01:25
        
        of course what we dont know if yorkie bought a burger (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 27, 15:29:50
        
        I did. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 27, 15:28:00
        
        good work (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 27, 15:32:02
        
        Does the saying "Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves" (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 15:22:02
        
        looking after pennies is fine (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:28:53
        
        I wouldn't pay hide nor hair to what he says. He's a complete idiot. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:07:29
    - You can't beat a good anecdote when it comes to the old intellectual rigour. Fair play. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 27, 14:48:21
      - ^^^ speaking from my own experience this is absolutely true (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 14:59:27
    - both games vrs teams with little travelling support, and been available to watch online/tv (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 14:47:15
    - Re:Nor do his posts alter the fact that the club have invested money in creating new seats (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:43:02
      - ... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:43:52
    - Anecdotal facts? (General Chat) - APB, Aug 27, 14:41:09
      - Anecdotal Posturing Bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 27, 14:54:54
  - I understand his concern, but it's just too early to come to any definite conclusions. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 14:30:53
    - I have a thing about McNasty. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:36:43
      - the underlying problem (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 14:45:44
        
        But that's based on our last season at this level. Not this. Who knows, we may be spending (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 14:48:42
        
        McTheKnife has already said (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 14:55:25
        
        The additional TV money may be spent on players. That doesn't neccessarily follow that we (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:06:16
        
        which is fine (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:16:16
        
        Let's wait and see. Ill intentioned though? Are they building a nuclear missle silo under (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:19:20
        
        they claim to be above football's money-talks (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:24:48
        
        and can we also wait and see for those accounts relating to this season that we're current (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 15:22:46
        
        why not? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 27, 15:30:59
        
        because last season had a massive cut in income from TV monies alone (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 15:37:59
        
        that doesn't make sense (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 27, 15:52:47
        
        Its worth up to an extra 4 million because of the increased prem money (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 27, 18:54:14
        
        I think it's £2.5m for all then extra when you are on TV. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:57:14
        
        it's millions of pounds for TV money (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 15:56:22
        
        but let's just say (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:48:04
        
        but those are not circumstances that are going to be gone through this season (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 15:51:54
        
        Also, you'd have to take a decision based on the cost of gambling on instant promotion bac (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:54:59
        
        the board have stated (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 15:59:49
        
        fungibility (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 16:05:33
        
        I seem to remember them talking a lot about cutting the debt and reigning in costs. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 16:05:17
        
        Ever Decreasing Circles (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 27, 16:20:31
        
        you're getting the Good Life and Ever Decreasing muddled up (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 16:25:45
        
        Penny Wilton? (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 16:24:37
        
        let's see (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 27, 16:18:18
        
        Yes, let's. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 16:19:32
        
        *reining* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 16:06:13
        
        Cardiff have taken the gamble...squeaky bum time now for their board! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 27, 15:57:20
        
        I think they're beyond squeaky bum time and into "Fuck, I've just shat myself again." time (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 15:58:32
        
        We've all been there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 27, 16:03:17
        
        BSG? (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 16:05:39
      - JB has been anti-McNobby from the get go.* (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 14:38:03
- I loved it off. Good stat work. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 14:24:20
  - Speaking personally, i'm a bit embarrassed. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 27, 14:28:46
    - Not at all, was very good, as I said above, it shows that it's too early to be drawing con (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 27, 14:31:40
- well i liked it... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 14:19:59

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