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Do you know what really fucks me off? (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 18, 17:33:15
- Leicester wanted it more than some of our lot today (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 18, 17:46:26
- Morison is shit. Scored some tap ins, one decent volleyed goal (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Feb 18, 17:46:06
  - I loved him at the start of the season (NCFC) - N1fty5iftyCity, Feb 18, 17:48:21
- Fucked off that Holt played the last 2 rounds but was rested today. (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Feb 18, 17:38:58
- ^^^this^^^ (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Feb 18, 17:37:56
  - Some lack of committment to the Cup (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Feb 18, 17:43:42
- having a soggy bottom on your crusty cob? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 18, 17:37:48
  - That is annoying. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 18, 17:40:33
    - No-one's cob is as crusty as the doy's (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 18, 17:43:26
- Losing the lid on the WD40? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 18, 17:36:29
- I agree with you 100%, proper gets on my nerves (n/m) (NCFC) - N1fty5iftyCity, Feb 18, 17:34:58
- well said mate (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 17:34:31
  - What Worries Me About Losing Today... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Feb 18, 17:39:20
    - I mean, mostly they were trying (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 18, 17:41:06
    - hopefully we perform next week (NCFC) - SCC 28, Feb 18, 17:40:57
  - Exactly (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 18, 17:39:06
  - Yes. Was just going to type the exact same words. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 18, 17:37:09
    - If we can get a top half finish this season I'll let them off for today (n/m) (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 18, 17:38:29
Portsmouth just gone into Admin again (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 17, 12:04:11
- With debts of 4 million (Other Football) - Surrey Yella, Feb 17, 12:06:54
  - So were their ?135M debt written off? (Other Football) - Old Splat, Feb 17, 12:12:19
    - Dunno (Other Football) - Surrey Yella, Feb 17, 12:13:41
      - Must have been then. If someone says their supporters (Other Football) - Old Splat, Feb 17, 12:19:21
      - Guardian says the same (Other Football) - Karnivore, Feb 17, 12:15:08
What I love about Sir Paul (NCFC) - hoolahan, Feb 17, 11:44:26
- Don't get fuckin' beat. Nuff said. (n/m) (NCFC) - Greeny, Feb 17, 12:57:13
- I'd have his babies (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 17, 12:04:51
where can i get the wrathtop and what is it (General Chat) - conkers, Feb 16, 12:42:36
- here's the top of the range one (General Chat) - Karnivore, Feb 16, 13:15:46
- It's this model (General Chat) - pants, Feb 16, 13:13:34
  - oohh - a new model! ta pants (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Feb 16, 13:20:15
    - if you find that spec on amazon, it's the same price. But funnilly enough (General Chat) - pants, Feb 16, 13:22:28
      - haha - I always read the reviews off of on Amazon (General Chat) - Karnivore, Feb 16, 13:23:28
        
        snap, saw a really cheap smartphone for ?100, some Hungarian make (General Chat) - pants, Feb 16, 13:27:11
        
        My iPhone cost ?53 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 13:50:05
        
        Nice (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 16, 13:50:48
        
        I am quite (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 14:22:27
        
        Tell us how you got one for ?53 quid then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 16, 14:26:20
        
        Just phoned O2 and said I wanted to change to an iPhone. They had (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 16, 14:49:44
- sorry shouldbe for karnivore i guess (n/m) (General Chat) - conkers, Feb 16, 13:12:46
- No idea but (General Chat) - Old Splat, Feb 16, 12:55:50
Beeb Site (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 14, 20:25:27
- This has happened before (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 14, 20:47:28
- Must have rebounded in off the corner flag (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 14, 20:26:11
  - Well it is Valentine's Day (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 14, 20:27:55
  - Went in off my arse (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Feb 14, 20:26:46
    - Which is better than a shot going off in your arse, (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 14, 22:22:23
OMG I'm so EXCITED!!! (General Chat) - Tina the 10, Feb 14, 15:20:29
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 14, 18:09:40
- best get the vagisil out (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Feb 14, 15:36:22
- Prepare to cheer for Uraguay (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Feb 14, 15:33:28
- Cheers just spat my artisan buscuit across the keyboard (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Feb 14, 15:27:47
- Rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 14, 15:26:00
- Roffle! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Feb 14, 15:24:41
- Prepare to have your tits hosed. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 15:24:40
Pompey (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 14, 12:16:09
Chelts (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 14, 12:12:52
- hi mate.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 12:19:36
  - okay (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 14, 12:30:15
    - haha! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 12:41:11
The secret to Norwich's success according to Sir Paul (NCFC) - jAC, Feb 14, 10:13:54
- Stop the homophobia talk you'll get wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 14, 10:18:29
Brilliant (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 10:04:00
- more utter bollocks in the Guardian (aka Lefty Daily Mail) (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 14, 12:39:23
- That is beautifully written and very funny (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 14, 10:56:20
  - I found it quite sneery. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 14, 10:59:29
    - Oh, is he famous then? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 14, 11:04:44
      - You might not approve of the Opera he mentions he co-wrote the libretto for. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 11:08:45
        
        Fuck my brains. Jerry Springer: The Opera, I meant. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 11:10:26
  - Terrific writer, isn't he? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 10:58:49
    - Yes he is, he really is (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 14, 11:04:02
    - Oops - and more to the point, I hadn't heard Gillian Welch before, but I'm a convert. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 10:59:44
- That Mensch realy is a horrific bint. Hope she's not married to some poor c**t (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:15:38
  - Mmmmm (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 14, 10:46:53
  - She's married to some muso type (General Chat) - norway, Feb 14, 10:20:41
    - Metallica and Chilli Peppers (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 14, 10:35:00
      - Bit early for lunch to be fair. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Feb 14, 10:35:34
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 14, 10:37:37
- No need to thank me... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 14, 10:13:42
  - You aren't Stewart Lee or The Guardian. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 10:20:55
    - I had (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Feb 14, 10:46:04
- yeah, brilliant..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:13:00
  - It's not a story, it's a column (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 14, 10:16:05
    - story... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:20:41
    - He's just miffed cDook cos someone dissed his beloved Eton boy (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:17:21
      - dear oh dear...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:19:59
        
        Umm, it's the Guardian, that's what they do. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:23:05
        
        ah yes... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:24:12
        
        Surely that's Labours job to spend to (General Chat) - Old Splat, Feb 14, 10:29:32
        
        Apparently it's under threat (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:33:04
        
        haha! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:32:43
        
        Reminds me of a Smith & Jones sketch (General Chat) - Old Splat, Feb 14, 10:39:22
        
        lol, yeah....... like the "yoof" tv program "nozin around!" (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:42:52
        
        They are printing money - ?50Billion was the latest tranche. (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:34:23
        
        I think that was that other well known penman of social injustice, Roger Daltrey. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 10:38:06
        
        I think it was a line from Animal Farm nicked by said penman. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:39:52
        
        Well. Orwell used a few different words. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 10:47:21
        
        I did say "I think" not "I'm sure". Either way, the sentiment is the same. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:50:58
        
        thats the thing..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:36:40
        
        Didn't read it myself so I'll take your word for it. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:40:25
        
        Much better to throw a million extra people on the dole and treble the welfare budget (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:25:40
  - Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom - *internetpredictableface* (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:14:39
    - hardly.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:18:17
      - Well they shouldn't, they should be working 24hrs a day to save the world. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:21:16
        
        no they shouldnt....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:23:15
        
        Tory's shouldn't be in unions unless they're feckin hypocrites (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:24:25
        
        in the same way...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:34:29
        
        Agreed and it is. I think it's illegal to throw some one out of a union should they not (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:36:22
        
        unions... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:38:27
        
        If we didn't have nasty, shit, greedy employers, they wouldn't be needed. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:43:54
        
        well its human nature that a small percentage of employers "are"... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 14, 10:47:50
- ".. should horrible people be allowed to go to cool stuff and ruin it for nice people.. " (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 10:09:15
  - I knew there was a reason sellers should be banned from CR (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 14, 10:10:25
FFS. I just got cc'd in an email asking somebody to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 12:28:03
- run it up the flag pole and see what the fall out is (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 12:30:08
  - but they should park it in the parking lot and allow some blue sky thinking! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 13, 12:35:19
    - and............always go for the low hanging fruit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 13, 12:35:43
      - I'm all over it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 12:38:10
      - yes, but don't boil the ocean (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 12:37:37
        
        you need to arrange an Ideas Shower (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Feb 13, 12:43:02
        
        we need a holistic, cradle-to-grave approach (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Feb 13, 12:45:04
        
        check the runway is clear for the glidepath going forward (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Feb 13, 12:49:05
mcCarthy sacked (n/m) (Other Football) - Firstnews, Feb 13, 10:56:02
- They'll need someone with Championship experience to bring them back to the EPL (Other Football) - gregory abbott, Feb 13, 11:40:33
- New Manager syndrome (Other Football) - Old Splat, Feb 13, 11:07:14
- Clowns. WTF are they thinking! Warnock for Gold Scum campaign starts now!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Feb 13, 11:05:26
  - Is he not going to DirtyLeeds then? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 13, 11:06:36
    - Wolves or Leeds? Win/Win for us!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Pixelman, Feb 13, 11:09:21
- Idiots, don't build new stands if you can't fill your ground (Other Football) - pants, Feb 13, 10:59:47
Fulham wrathup (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 13, 10:30:38
- I don't know. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 13, 10:43:15
  - I don't know either (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 13, 10:46:38
    - last time we went to a nice pub, short walk along river and park to ground... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 13, 10:51:12
      - The Ten Bells? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 13, 11:17:04
        
        Two Bells too many - The Eight Bells (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 13, 11:21:15
      - Did anyone see million pound drop last week? Gymnasium translated means (NCFC) - gregory abbott, Feb 13, 10:55:57
        
        yes that is true. *shudders at the thought" (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 13, 11:08:24
    - Happy with either - some good boozers in the West End an'all. We did that before games (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 13, 10:49:36
    - There's a good pub at Putney Bridge from memory. The a nice walk through the park to the (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 13, 10:49:23
      - that's the one we used last time. Was rammed but lots of (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 13, 10:51:57
      - Drank round there before the debacle - was rammed - took ages to get served. But there (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 13, 10:50:35
Spot on. No Plan B (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Feb 12, 19:27:55
- Just had to add a comment (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 12, 20:07:22
- A very gratifying read, however... (NCFC) - norway, Feb 12, 19:42:18
- Written by Mr Carra! (n/m) (NCFC) - R T Chase, Feb 12, 19:41:07
Squeeky Bum Time (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 11, 16:44:59
even with 20 mins left, is wrong to be nursing a semi-on right now?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 11, 16:30:24
- Is it wrong to have another semi but detached of course from yours (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 11, 16:33:24
  - feel free mate, go right ahead! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 11, 16:39:52
- No. It would be wrong not to be (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Feb 11, 16:30:52
  - ^that^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Rob NCFC, Feb 11, 16:31:19
Full Tentage - could (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 11, 16:24:47
- explode if we get 4 - tissues at the ready (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 11, 16:25:21
why are you cocks going to fulham via cambridge? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 10, 20:52:05
- Bus replacement service on normal line (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 10, 20:59:08
  - True. Only Stowmarket to Scum though. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Feb 10, 21:02:44
    - Yep, to be honest I think we'll end up going on the bus replacement. As you say, times are (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 10, 21:04:31
      - make up your minds ffs ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 10, 21:06:48
        
        Yep, only got seven weeks to sort it out (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 10, 21:08:24
        
        lol earlier you book cheaper it is isnt it? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 10, 21:09:19
        
        We've already got cheap open returns, so no rush to decide (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 10, 21:11:31
        
        well i havnt and need to know.dif operaters though arnt they (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 10, 21:12:53
  - oh.cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 10, 21:01:06
    - how much via cambridge? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 10, 21:01:34
      - 'kin expensive at first glance looks (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 10, 21:17:53
- Well Oi lives in Lynn... sooo Oi aves too (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Feb 10, 20:56:49
  - But I think its also got summat to do with missing out on a bus journey? (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Feb 10, 20:57:51
    - I don't understand why you don't all go on cabbage (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 10, 21:03:41
      - Now there`s an idea (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Feb 10, 21:13:23
P4 back row 4 tickets done (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 9, 21:46:50
- it's gonna be mad in there! (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 21:50:44
  - Looking forward to it :D (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Feb 9, 22:23:42
  - you got a ticket Karn? (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 9, 21:53:48
    - of course - P4, row B. FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 21:55:00
      - does it normally become an unofficial extension of the away end? (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 9, 21:58:11
        
        It does for any away team likely to take more than 3000 (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:06:00
        
        toying with the idea (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 9, 22:08:48
        
        Yes. Block P3. Row N. 66. didn't want to take a chance in ballot, even (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:12:42
        
        I remember seeing us win there on New Year's day '86 (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 9, 22:17:36
        
        which roughly translates as: (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 22:19:36
        
        She won't be there - in Australia for Easter. Let us know Re: tickets. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:24:59
        
        eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 22:28:05
        
        Sorry - not for you. offered her season ticket to Dr Fanta while she's away! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:30:01
        
        ah, cheers Woody - I got mortally confused then..... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 22:35:01
        
        Easily done on here! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:41:16
        
        I'd forgotten that (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 9, 22:31:59
        
        Let us know anyway. You had first shout. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:44:47
        
        I'll decline politely on this occasion (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 9, 22:52:43
        
        Chairs. As you say no problem finding a good home. Just want them to go to a proper fan & (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 23:01:20
        
        not that Karnivore twat (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 23:07:27
        
        we all know Selwyn sorts your tickets out (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 9, 23:25:59
        
        true - was one hell of an initiation........ (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 23:32:48
        
        I remember watching that. you were (obviously) on the end of the row. (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 9, 23:47:22
        
        That was exactly it - I think the Norwich fans on the end had clocked (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 23:59:15
        
        I think he was talking to me. (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 9, 22:29:32
        
        I was, and she does. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:31:37
        
        depends on the team, but mostly so......... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 22:05:20
        
        Not sure why. We filled it in 2005. And others in the home sections. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:15:02
        
        quite a few other teams don't, though (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 22:23:27
        
        True dat. Several don't bring more than a few hundred & quite a few not many more (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:27:46
        
        For my first proper wrath up too (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 22:33:59
        
        Yep, pretty much so (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 9, 22:02:30
      - Uncoverd? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Feb 9, 21:58:10
        
        Yep. Uncovered back to E or F I think. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:07:01
        
        good - it'll be glorious sunshine then (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Feb 9, 22:12:41
        
        It was in 2005. Fucking miserable! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Feb 9, 22:13:30
510!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 31, 21:38:01
My God....the Oink'Un has 32 online (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 31, 21:31:15
I've stopped lurking to add one more (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 31, 21:24:21
- ...and me (n/m) (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Jan 31, 21:26:05
- As have I.... (NCFC) - Occams_Razor, Jan 31, 21:25:15
- Same here!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DICKY, Jan 31, 21:24:51
  - me too! (n/m) (NCFC) - therossjack, Jan 31, 21:26:21
Bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 28, 16:13:35
Chengde? (NCFC) - istanbuldom, Jan 28, 15:56:05
- Have worked in Suzhou.....Hexian, now that was (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 28, 16:12:21
  - How many Chinese Canaries are there out there then? (n/m) (NCFC) - istanbuldom, Jan 28, 16:26:14
    - Chinese canaries? none really, Basketball is popular here... grass doesn't even grow here. (n/m) (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Jan 28, 16:30:23
  - thats normal in China. LaoWai, WaiGuoRen and YangGuiZi! (n/m) (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Jan 28, 16:16:07
    - Sure was (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 28, 16:23:36
- You think that's remote? (NCFC) - Old Man, Jan 28, 15:58:08
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 28, 15:58:58
- Yah, we like it remote up here. Amongst the mountains and -35 celcius! (n/m) (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Jan 28, 15:58:00
  - more inbreds than suffolk (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 28, 15:58:30
    - your clearly not very well educated. (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Jan 28, 16:01:31
      - He's just a daft old racist. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 28, 16:04:52
      - my point exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 28, 16:02:36
        
        Good point, well made. Have a Sunny D (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 28, 16:07:31
        
        no selwyn. no. (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Jan 28, 16:07:06
        
        but would you want to... (NCFC) - istanbuldom, Jan 28, 16:08:56
        
        if you say so.are you having an english tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 28, 16:08:37
        
        well, the wife's Turkish, but doubt I 'll be having anything tonight.... (NCFC) - istanbuldom, Jan 28, 16:22:20
        
        combined* (n/m) (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Jan 28, 16:08:13
Sanitary Towel XI... (NCFC) - Wratha Benitez, Jan 26, 21:15:21
- This is not wrathing (NCFC) - norway, Jan 26, 21:48:23
- Juan Sebastian Theyreon (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Jan 26, 21:45:41
- Emmanuael Tampong (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 26, 21:45:33
- Famous Red........Daniel rAgger (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 26, 21:42:44
  - Harry Red-cock (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 26, 21:43:10
- Johnny Buminstead (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Jan 26, 21:42:25
- Papa Douba Blood Clot (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Jan 26, 21:39:45
- Harry Red-nappkin (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 26, 21:38:10
- Mixu Pantielinen (n/m) (NCFC) - dwayne_dooley, Jan 26, 21:38:06
- Mr blobby (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave ncfc davies, Jan 26, 21:37:32
- Emanuel Tampong (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Jan 26, 21:33:55
- West Jamrag (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 26, 21:30:12
- the lilletts (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 26, 21:27:37
- Tony Towell (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 26, 21:25:19
  - Anyone ever go in the Man City end The Tampax? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 26, 21:26:29
    - Side (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 26, 21:27:44
- David Stringer (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 26, 21:22:09
Dishwasher not cleaning very well (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jan 26, 18:21:44
- leave her (n/m) (NCFC) - StraightOuttaBacton, Jan 26, 19:33:40
- Top up the salt and rinse aid. Lack of salt clouds the glass. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 26, 19:15:56
- yes.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 26, 18:28:09
  - Thanks, I will print this and (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jan 26, 18:42:14
    - ROFL (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 26, 18:42:25
  - 'Do a smell up its inlet pipe' (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 26, 18:40:40
Reading stats from last 2 weeks of PL games. Who dyou reckon covered (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 25, 19:56:16
- Surman (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 25, 19:58:35
- Surman? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 25, 19:58:04
  - Correct. You find that surprising? (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 25, 19:59:13
    - Gone to every game this season. Doesnt come across as workhorse (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 25, 20:03:26
    - nope, clearly works his bollocks every game, often popping up in both boxes (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 25, 20:03:08
    - no, seeing as it's posted on here after most matches he plays (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 25, 20:00:08
      - Cheers I was trying to look intelligent. Failed again (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 25, 20:01:11
- PL (n/m) (NCFC) - Shut the gate, Jan 25, 19:58:00
- I don't follow the lower leagues. (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jan 25, 19:57:08
That family on channel4 with 15 kids (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:06:08
- Her fanny must resemble a ripped out fireplace (n/m) (General Chat) - whoareya1, Jan 17, 21:13:36
  - Probably got Hemorrhoids (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:16:18
- wtf 15 pan lids? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 17, 21:08:08
  - She is Preggers with her sixteenth, yes sixteen and she is thirty six (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:10:08
    - Fail, she's got 14, 15th on the way (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:19:08
      - Oh well that makes it alright then! lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 21:43:21
    - what is wrong with people? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 17, 21:13:17
      - Addicted apparently? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:14:55
        
        16 kids *boggles* (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 17, 21:18:16
        
        One of the kids has a liverpool top on! (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 17, 21:21:54
    - 16 kids before she is 36?! (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 21:12:44
    - Wizards sleeve comes to mind (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 21:12:32
      - Cripes.... Even a single mealtime must cost a fortune (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 17, 21:13:38
QPha ha are still shite aren't they? (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 17, 20:44:57
- As are Forest it would appear - 3-0 Leicester now (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 17, 20:49:03
  - You get the feeling that there's (Other Football) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 20:59:50
  - 4-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 20:55:25
  - Kinda matters more to us that the mighty Rangers are shite though. (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 17, 20:52:16
Just seen that Forest are wearing me old reversible Who'ut PE shirt (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Jan 17, 20:40:41
- who'ut? (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 17, 20:42:56
  - Pussies (n/m) (Other Football) - Ted Bowger, Jan 17, 20:49:46
    - shut it. (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 17, 20:53:46
  - Oh dear... (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 20:43:58
    - hope cns boys battered the who'uts! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 17, 20:47:41
      - Us Langley "day" boys (Other Football) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 20:54:57
        
        lol' ello mate.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 17, 20:58:32
        
        Had a fight with some Coleman Rud (Other Football) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 21:06:16
        
        lol avenues boys..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 17, 21:10:16
      - I think we all ended up turning on the guy who went to Earlham (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 20:49:00
        
        fair do's! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 17, 20:51:31
        
        Bollocks - Ruled the city back in the day (n/m) (Other Football) - Ted Bowger, Jan 17, 20:58:46
        
        Paddy Hogan ruled Earlham if I remember right? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 21:10:30
        
        Circa? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ted Bowger, Jan 17, 21:13:21
        
        70's? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ted Bowger, Jan 17, 21:16:08
        
        Oh yes I'm a bit older (Other Football) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 21:15:17
        
        hello old splat! (n/m) (Other Football) - Disshater, Jan 17, 21:19:17
        
        Hello mate how the f**k are you? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 21:20:36
        
        fine thanks mate! (Other Football) - Disshater, Jan 17, 21:21:22
        
        Will be in city early (Other Football) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 21:23:29
        
        not yet... (Other Football) - Disshater, Jan 17, 21:25:34
        
        Okay mate see you sometime before game. (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 21:28:57
        
        yeah ok matey! (n/m) (Other Football) - Disshater, Jan 17, 21:32:16
        
        Bernie Patterson (Other Football) - Ted Bowger, Jan 17, 21:18:54
        
        bp? - big bernie?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 17, 21:16:08
        
        Oh yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Splat, Jan 17, 21:17:59
        
        barclay legend! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 17, 21:22:36
      - Yes Sir! (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jan 17, 20:48:48
        
        my west brom mate rates the curry there! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 17, 20:52:45
        
        Made me drool. Looked bloody lovely. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jan 17, 20:53:14
        
        Lee how was the Earlham-er on Saturday? (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 20:51:23
        
        who* (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 20:53:09
        
        Dunno, I zone out of school stories, what with being a higher class of being (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jan 17, 20:54:19
        
        Oooo! get you :) Ill talk to a commoner instead then... (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 20:56:55
- I had one of them :) (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jan 17, 20:41:13
David Cross..........how good was he? (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Jan 16, 01:21:34
- Saw most of his games (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 16, 08:28:34
- He was very good, seemed to score effortlessly (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jan 16, 04:09:25
  - Great partnership with Jim Bone (NCFC) - Barclay_Regular, Jan 16, 07:55:25
- Impressive player in his day, a natural successor to Manning (n/m) (NCFC) - John in Texas, Jan 16, 03:59:36
Penis XI (NCFC) - Wratha Benitez, Jan 10, 21:17:47
- Sean St Todger (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Jan 10, 23:11:20
- Buckscanary (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 10, 22:14:42
- Neil Cox (NCFC) - APB, Jan 10, 22:08:23
- Mike Trebilcock (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Jan 10, 21:54:11
- Chopper Harris (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 10, 21:51:57
- kevin muscat (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 10, 21:49:47
- barton j (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 10, 21:49:28
- alan brazil (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 10, 21:49:02
- Mi long Nob (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 21:46:05
- Ji Dong-Won (n/m) (NCFC) - Mr_Brownstone, Jan 10, 21:45:24
- Paul Skinback (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 21:43:22
- Throbbin van Persie (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 21:42:38
- Francis Coquelin (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 10, 21:42:15
- Roger Johnson (n/m) (NCFC) - Mr_Brownstone, Jan 10, 21:40:15
- Borussia Love Truncheon Gladbach (n/m) (NCFC) - Wratha Benitez, Jan 10, 21:40:01
- Shane Schlong (n/m) (NCFC) - Stringy Bob, Jan 10, 21:32:15
  - Fuckin Shane Schlong..... Brilliant (n/m) (NCFC) - Wratha Benitez, Jan 10, 21:35:04
- Knobby Solano (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jan 10, 21:31:59
- Preston North BellEnd (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 10, 21:29:14
- Prick Mills (n/m) (NCFC) - Wratha Benitez, Jan 10, 21:28:15
- David Goodwille (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jan 10, 21:24:07
  - Or... Even David Goodwillie (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jan 10, 21:31:05
- Cockermouth F.C (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jan 10, 21:19:42
Remember going there in 3rd Round in 1969 (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 8, 18:29:29
Where are you? (NCFC) - dreamteam, Jan 8, 18:28:24
- Also at home (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jan 8, 18:30:47
- at home (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 8, 18:28:55
Best built in front of Stockdale surely! (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Dec 13, 20:04:05
- Surely these sort of things are usually done by.. (NCFC) - Klobo04, Dec 13, 20:11:17
  - I'll have you know young sir that (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 13, 20:24:04
    - Could we all chip in ?2 (NCFC) - Klobo04, Dec 13, 20:29:10
      - yes yes yes! (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Dec 13, 23:17:08
      - simply put (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 13, 20:44:30
      - lol, that would be awesome (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 13, 20:31:21
        
        My original message was about Ipswich but (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 13, 20:33:56
        
        Spoil sports (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Dec 13, 20:34:39
Bring on the bar codes and we'll bounce back next week (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 3, 16:12:30
- every little helps (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 3, 16:15:41
- may as well just rest them now (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Dec 3, 16:13:17
We've won!!! (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 3, 15:48:22
- lol! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 3, 15:49:31
  - See it might now go to the Sunday (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 3, 15:57:36
    - yeah no worries either way! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 3, 16:02:12
Poked home under the wheels of the bus (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 3, 15:34:45
Like waiting for the executioners axe to fall (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 3, 15:28:42
- Smash & grab! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Dec 3, 15:29:27
Surmans cultered left foot.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 3, 15:17:09
Grays (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 2, 11:06:17
- Keelan was my fav as well, no gloves (perhaps a thin cotton pair in the rain) and after (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Dec 2, 11:16:29
- oi oi! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 11:12:53
  - Have man flu so (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 2, 11:19:24
    - had the 48hr version mon/tues this week.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 11:25:18
      - Just got battered with a four day version. Rare I get it more than 24hrs (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 2, 11:58:28
      - One thing before I log off back to work (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 2, 11:37:51
        
        magic, would like that if thats ok... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 11:45:19
        
        Okay (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 2, 12:09:36
        
        Brill.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 12:14:37
        
        Text sent (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Dec 2, 13:30:58
Christ almighty, there's more (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 16:59:12
- All he needs is love and understanding (General Chat) - Old Splat, Nov 25, 17:18:29
been to fulham several times, never really understood their away fans policy.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 17:35:29
- there's an away section and a neutral section (Other Football) - matt in london, Nov 6, 18:30:40
- Hello mate (Other Football) - Old Splat, Nov 6, 17:39:13
  - hello mate.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 17:41:55
    - Same here (Other Football) - Old Splat, Nov 6, 18:02:53
      - defo!! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 18:17:58
- yeah they put tickets for one stand on sale on ticketmaster (Other Football) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 17:38:33
- Family club. :O) (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Nov 6, 17:38:17
Height of triangle? (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 29, 10:43:14
- 18' 3". (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 10:58:31
- Using Pythagoras ... (NCFC) - bjg123, Oct 29, 10:50:12
  - 10.712142642814275 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Oct 29, 11:39:03
  - cheers! (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 29, 11:33:13
why are man u at 12 saturday (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Oct 26, 20:02:35
- Major incident in 2005 (Other Football) - Old Splat, Oct 26, 20:37:49
- Policing I think, fairly sure Everton v Manchester United is always at that time (Other Football) - Brandonio, Oct 26, 20:05:27
  - odd (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Oct 26, 20:07:33
    - scousers and mancs (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Oct 26, 20:15:22
      - i thought the enemy of your enemy was your friend (n/m) (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Oct 26, 20:17:18
        
        normally yes (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Oct 26, 20:19:16
    - not just crowd trouble but also traffic around that area with other games/sports (Other Football) - Brandonio, Oct 26, 20:09:25
      - and Wayne Rooneys (Other Football) - Huge Small, Oct 26, 20:20:36
        
        I bet that was funny (Other Football) - emmaroyds, Oct 26, 20:23:41
      - thought it might be (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Oct 26, 20:10:16
        
        give it a couple of years and that will be the reason they are playing (Other Football) - Brandonio, Oct 26, 20:12:20
        
        i laughed when sky said man u liv is the biggest game in asia (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Oct 26, 20:16:48
- Presumably on police advice? (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Oct 26, 20:04:59
If it kicks off over in Montenegro tonight the English will get battered (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Oct 7, 21:59:40
- nah, we'll be ok...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 7, 22:01:56
  - Hello mate few of our lot (General Chat) - Old Splat, Oct 7, 22:12:27
    - ello mate.... Saw the flag! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 7, 22:14:40
      - Villa is the one (General Chat) - Old Splat, Oct 7, 22:20:38
        
        Were you and Pape Diop at the Blackburn game last time round? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Oct 7, 22:22:09
        
        yep (and at villa too!) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 7, 22:23:50
        
        Do you remember the Benny Hill chase (General Chat) - Old Splat, Oct 7, 22:29:31
        
        yeah me and pape still laugh about blackburn! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 7, 22:33:53
        
        So are we mate as getting (General Chat) - Old Splat, Oct 7, 22:41:14
        
        cheers mate! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 7, 22:51:01
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 7, 22:03:31
- they did appear to be goading the English fans a bit at the end there (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 7, 22:01:26
  - commentators made me laugh a bit.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 7, 22:09:02
    - I thought it looked fairly friendly (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 7, 22:25:19
      - yeah hopefully (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 7, 22:31:13
      - i think it will be fine too! Both sets of fans happy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 7, 22:30:33
Well, this is going well (NCFC) - Old Splat, Aug 23, 21:09:53
- ello mate..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 23, 21:10:48
  - Not bad thanks (NCFC) - Old Splat, Aug 23, 21:12:58
    - yeah, bit gutted at this tonking mate.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 23, 21:17:46
Any linkage to scum game? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Aug 20, 18:08:47
- Its being shown on all disney channels otbc (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave ncfc davies, Aug 20, 18:14:44
- take your pick (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 20, 18:09:49
  - Thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Aug 20, 18:15:49
coach and horses question....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 18, 17:17:04
- Hi mate (General Chat) - Old Splat, Aug 18, 17:52:45
- i though there was loads of charity car parking just up the road, the ford garage... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 18, 17:36:58
Our season tickets have arrived too... but why the fuck are they black & white? Just dunt (NCFC) - woody, Jul 22, 11:10:03
- clubs a joke - mine came but my 18 yo lad just had a letter (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 12:01:21
- Mine's grey, which is probably the same. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 11:55:19
  - Now what could that A stand for? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 22, 12:09:20
    - Arse (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 22, 12:26:52
      - Cheques. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 22, 12:29:12
    - Apple (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 22, 12:26:37
    - 'ardcore (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 22, 12:25:09
    - Autistic (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 12:14:27
    - ARRRGH! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 22, 12:14:26
      - lol (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 12:14:46
        
        Amazinglybigcock. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 22, 12:19:40
        
        Aliar! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 12:24:16
    - Asexual (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 12:13:13
    - Animal. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 22, 12:11:51
    - 'andsome (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 22, 12:10:56
    - attractive (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 22, 12:10:02
- Just picturing all those ST Holders (NCFC) - Old Splat, Jul 22, 11:54:01
- everyone knows black plastic is cheaper than yello. #and white is free (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Jul 22, 11:52:10
- club's a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 22, 11:11:37
  - Darun't (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jul 22, 11:14:04
    - FFS!! even look at the Pinkun! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jul 22, 11:14:34