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That Murphy who started for Newcastle looks decent (Other Football) - APB, Apr 23, 15:41:08
- well done in the snooker (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Apr 23, 16:04:38
  - Cheers. (Other Football) - APB, Apr 23, 17:00:10
  - McGill from out of off on here is doing rather well too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 23, 16:24:36
- Almost as good as Carlton Morris. (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 23, 15:43:23
- they say his brother is better (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 23, 15:42:49
If a giant meteor were heading our way would they bother telling us? (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 23, 15:21:01
- I'd like to think they'd call Bruce Willis (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Apr 23, 16:22:46
- if you were underneath ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 23, 15:42:29
  - That sounds awful (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 23, 15:46:57
Thank God I wasn't walking past a guest house in Great Yarmouth (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 23, 15:05:10
If we had won we would have been 6th right now! (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 22, 19:31:32
- The communication around the Hernandez contract seemed strange (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 22, 20:28:10
  - You’d think most of the leavers have known for months (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 22, 21:06:23
- That’s what makes it even worse (NCFC) - Ulf jr, Apr 22, 20:15:05
- No we won't. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 22, 19:35:06
Got to say be careful what we ( I ) wish for (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Apr 22, 19:02:11
- Smith without Hanley, Gibson, dowell, Kenny would have been horrific (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 22, 20:02:26
  - He had us better defensively (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 20:23:05
    - You’ve sort of ignored my point (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 22, 21:15:36
      - Sure but with them I would say better under Smith (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 21:36:07
    - Leicester have good players (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 22, 20:28:17
      - Hope they stay up and send Everton down (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 22, 21:11:28
      - I think they’d sack him first (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 20:47:46
  - Hanley has been leaking like a sieve all season too. (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 22, 20:14:12
Liam Gibbs looks like he could do with a good loan spell in League One next season (NCFC) - roedtonowhere, Apr 22, 18:44:08
- Scum are laughing (NCFC) - Yuller69, Apr 22, 20:48:14
- He’s not a deep lying midfielder (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 22, 20:00:13
- Idah could do with a loan spell in League One or Two (n/m) (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Apr 22, 19:32:42
  - His five year contract is like a dreadful high interest fixed mortgage (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 22, 19:47:05
32% possession in a must win game against a side with 0 to play for (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 22, 16:01:19
- Possession is overrated (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Apr 22, 16:04:24
Ben, you need to change the background to red. Wrath equiv of a ugov warning (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 22, 15:59:13
What time (NCFC) - StalhamPopularFront, Apr 22, 15:55:29
- I think some of the Barclay may be undercoating already. Looksd 1/2 empty after 30 mins (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 22, 15:57:33
- Can I come and watch it dry please. Be more exciting (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 22, 15:56:58
- Now (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 22, 15:56:37
Holding midfielder would be useful (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 22, 15:53:36
- Need Teemu playing off the shoulder of the defender here (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 22, 15:56:25
Those who said no to the idea of Martin as Manager interest me (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 22, 15:52:46
- Or Robins (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 22, 15:55:37
- Still behind us in the table (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 22, 15:55:14
- Also those in awe of Wagner after Millwall (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 15:54:48
  - You are ther classic monday morning quarterback. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 22, 15:56:19
    - Why would anyone say that? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 16:02:06
      - You are like the guy who tells everyone the lottery numbers after they are picked. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 22, 16:03:52
        
        Yeah must be why I was one of the few urging caution (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 16:09:45
        
        And as always, maximum respect to the xG (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 16:10:13
    - This is what you said at the time. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 22, 16:01:16
      - Yes it was indeed the Alamo (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 16:07:02
        
        "What a win" (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 22, 16:09:24
        
        Yes was a massive win you fuckwit (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 16:12:03
        
        Any news? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 16:13:59
        
        Yes was a great win uni (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 16:11:13
- They’re playing one of the poorest teams in the league today (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 22, 15:53:31
  - You're not wrong there Simon. We look woeful in all areas of the pitch (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 22, 15:55:13
Tonight I’m a Southampton supporter (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:00:01
- Have you bought their shirt? (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Apr 21, 20:55:12
- Come on the Arse! (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Apr 21, 19:02:35
  - Please refrain from posting rumours about people’s private lives (n/m) (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Apr 21, 19:22:28
  - Can’t bring myself to now (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 19:08:56
  - Fuck those entitled Arse fans (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 21, 19:04:34
I hadn't appreciated Swansea were on such a good run (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 21, 12:36:06
- What's there to be worried about? (NCFC) - Poirot, Apr 21, 14:54:16
  - I can categorically state that I am in no way worried (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 21, 15:51:53
- The Villa of the Championship (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 21, 13:00:54
- Mainly against bang average sides (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 12:39:18
  - Yeah we just failed to beat 4 of the bottom 7 (n/m) (NCFC) - Poirot, Apr 21, 14:55:05
  - Like us then!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Gazzaman, Apr 21, 14:50:02
    - Indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 15:03:44
  - If you hadn't noticed (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 21, 13:24:21
    - I'd say more bog standard than bang average these days (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 13:41:20
    - Yep in the main message (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 13:27:42
  - Big Iwan says they do have the propensity to suddenly have a dreadful match. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 12:45:09
    - Probably not against us though becuase..... We're doooooomed. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 12:54:45
      - Exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 12:59:17
I see the PinkUn headline: Iwan Roberts: City are missing Hanley's leadership (NCFC) - paulg, Apr 21, 10:35:29
- Marginally less poor with Hanley (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 21, 13:02:32
- Lollers (n/m) (NCFC) - Cellophane Flowers, Apr 21, 12:51:15
- However, if that’s what we are missing what we’re we missing when (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Apr 21, 11:36:58
  - Midfield (NCFC) - Eric Morecambe, Apr 21, 12:47:15
  - Take a seat. Make yourself comfortable. How long have you got? (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Apr 21, 11:57:37
Heading to the Crucible for a weekend of watching snooker…hopefully see a bit of Ronnie. (n/m) (Other Sports) - BINMEN8R, Apr 21, 10:07:47
- Climate criminal - JUST STOP OIL (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Apr 21, 19:19:30
- I'm on my way back! Morning session followed by a few beers. Lovely stuff. (n/m) (Other Sports) - JD3, Apr 21, 18:31:36
- Shaping up as a brilliant tournament (Other Sports) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 21, 13:04:21
- Grudge match. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 10:12:24
- Make sure to wear yellow and green so we can all identify you on the telly 👍 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Chris Peacock, Apr 21, 10:08:58
  - Make sure your bags of throwing powder are yellow and green (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Apr 21, 10:30:23
    - In keeping with our season, drop the powder over the floor whilst trying to jump the table (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 11:10:47
      - Then throw it in your own face and stare accusingly at the crowd (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Apr 21, 11:13:24
        
        Whilst pointing, angrily, gurning. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 21, 11:50:01
        
        Then afterwards insist that everything has gone really well, exactly as you planned. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Under soil heating, Apr 21, 11:52:32
Shahahaun Murphy (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Apr 20, 22:51:11
- Lad looks like the real deal. That pink though ! (n/m) (Other Sports) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 23:13:25
Cantwell speaking out (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 20:23:13
- Could of done with his invention these past few weeks (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 20:41:30
  - W (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 23:08:20
    - Would’ve preferred Dowell being fit for a similar yet more effective role on t’other side (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 23:09:26
  - I liked him a lot but he didn't really repay the club ultimately, I think (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Apr 20, 20:42:46
- Now deleted (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 20:36:13
  - Hare gew... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 20, 20:38:57
    - Isn’t that just exactly the same as he always says? The truth will be known… (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Apr 20, 22:00:23
- Why does he never tell the truth ?… (NCFC) - loz, Apr 20, 20:24:55
  - It’s a positive message ffs (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 20, 20:36:16
    - He’s saying most people were great but done one treated him badly towards the end (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 20, 21:07:43
      - Some one (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 20, 21:07:54
    - They says how badly he was treated towards the end (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 20:37:55
      - No, the opposite (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 20, 20:39:28
        
        The mind blowing bit is a negative isn’t it? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 20:44:34
        
        Nope (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 20, 20:49:06
        
        Ok I can see where you’re coming from (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 20:58:30
        
        Bingo (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 20, 20:59:22
        
        I’m not sure either way tbh (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 21:02:50
        
        The truth won’t come out (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 20, 21:43:24
        
        Unless the real truth is that the truth won’t come out (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 21:44:42
        
        Don’t think he’s having a go at the club (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 20:55:15
        
        well we know he fell out with Farke (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 20, 21:11:19
        
        Must be with the fans don’t know the truth but unless he’s alluding to some kind … (NCFC) - loz, Apr 20, 20:46:00
        
        And which he felt the need to swiftly delete (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 20:47:50
        
        Yea originally I thought he meant it in a positive sense now I’m not too sure ?.. (NCFC) - loz, Apr 20, 20:43:22
        
        As I was reading it I thought he was praising his treatment (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 20:46:46
        
        Well sporting director (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 20:49:34
        
        the SD who got his name back in the dressing room once Farke left? (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 20, 20:51:06
        
        The treatment was mind-blowing (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 20:56:20
        
        ADJECTIVE INFORMAL overwhelmingly impressive: (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 20, 21:13:52
        
        I don't believe for a minute that's what he meant because he followed it (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 21:16:25
        
        Possible though, you're right (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 21:19:26
        
        me too (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 20, 21:21:41
      - Then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 20:38:06
    - I agree but still needed to include the you will hear the truth tagline (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 20, 20:37:25
      - Because the public narrative is he threw his toys out of the pram (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 20, 20:46:08
        
        He’s said before it’s nothing to do with mental health (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 20:54:00
        
        he's also been quoted re MH struggles though, pre Bournemouth, So who knows. (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 20, 21:23:32
  - Why can't he just be a bit silent for a while and get on with playing football (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Apr 20, 20:27:27
    - VMT (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 20:32:19
Why is John Virgo such a c88t? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 20:19:56
- Tried Google? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 20, 20:27:48
That first half last night was just terrible... (NCFC) - Lager top, Apr 20, 09:35:53
- I could take a better corner than many we've seen this season (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 15:25:39
- Midfield (NCFC) - Eric Morecambe, Apr 20, 10:06:31
  - The quality of our final ball has been shocking all season (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 10:08:41
    - Dowell is the only one who ever creates anything and he's rarely fit. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 20, 12:28:19
      - Dowell? (n/m) (NCFC) - Eric Morecambe, Apr 20, 19:41:27
        
        Dowell? (NCFC) - Eric Morecambe, Apr 20, 19:44:57
      - It’s almost as if our recruitment has been terrible (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 14:26:43
- Yep, they look totally bewildered atm (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 20, 09:38:01
Last night was utterly awful wasn't it. (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 08:48:27
- Yes. He knows the club. (NCFC) - Cellophane Flowers, Apr 20, 09:26:54
  - Wolverine also knows the club.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 20, 17:16:17
  - Ha ha was hoping that would be a link (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 20, 09:40:38
  - And the vegetable patch (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 09:35:18
- Given the injuries, its unfair to judge too harshly (NCFC) - paulg, Apr 20, 09:25:24
  - Is the right answer (n/m) (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 20, 12:12:56
    - Lots of backtracking about Wagner (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 12:43:10
      - Did you say that? (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 20, 13:24:48
        
        Of course I didn’t (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 13:38:06
        
        "Was one of our greatest ever managers" (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 20, 13:49:36
        
        Dont bother, you are trying to convince a proven idiot he is an idiot.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 20, 18:28:26
        
        You were confusing the playoffs with promotion yesterday 🤣 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 19:06:49
        
        No clear and obvious error 😉 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 14:08:38
        
        Mikey likes making stuff up to fit his agenda. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 20, 13:27:46
        
        Some absolute classics from your good self (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 13:38:44
        
        You mean actual mathematically proven facts.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 20, 18:30:14
        
        Yeah please update the PPG… (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 19:06:01
  - Smith had injuries too (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 09:32:56
    - He certainly did (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 20, 12:14:59
      - Because ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 15:47:29
      - You’re doing a USAC (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 12:49:54
        
        Tiltz (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 20, 14:12:44
        
        Hopefully he’ll be successful next season (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 14:32:09
        
        I'm with Jim (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 20, 14:35:59
    - Because pukki played so well under smith? (NCFC) - paulg, Apr 20, 10:28:07
      - Hanley and Gibson only injured at Blackburn (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 11:10:42
      - He did get 10 goals tbf (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 10:53:07
        
        If we had Hanley, Gibson, Kenny, we'd be in the top 6 (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Apr 20, 10:54:45
        
        Possibly would have won last night (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 11:44:28
        
        I don't suggest we'd have been brilliant (NCFC) - paulg, Apr 20, 12:07:43
        
        I don't get why Lungi is still playing CB over Byram tbh (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 12:22:22
        
        I think byram is a very good player - can only be fitness (NCFC) - paulg, Apr 20, 12:36:05
        
        Dear me (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 11:11:34
        
        If we'd won last night and v Rotherham we'd be well in. Hardly the stuff of miracles (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Apr 20, 11:14:22
        
        But we were shit last night (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 12:54:01
- I think we need to give Wagner a chance with a pre season and his own squad although (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 20, 09:09:18
  - I'm wondering who will be left. If Max walks and Sara's head is turned then just maybe Gun (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 09:11:51
- No. He's hardly pulled up trees at Swansea (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 20, 09:07:01
  - They've hit form but will run out of games (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 09:14:16
    - Win ratio of 34% from 95 games. (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 20, 09:30:02
  - Won 5 of their last 6 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 09:08:54
    - “He knows the club” (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 09:10:14
      - And the city (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 09:14:01
        
        and the tea lady (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 09:19:39
        
        The Norfolk Cafe Too (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 09:20:50
        
        Come home Russell (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 09:20:06
- I’d prefer Russ Abbott, at least there’d be a bit of atmosphere (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 20, 08:55:21
  - I’d prefer Russell Grant (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Apr 20, 09:08:15
- No and No (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 08:55:11
- Changing manager won't solve anything. (n/m) (NCFC) - AstroCanary, Apr 20, 08:53:38
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - pab, Apr 20, 08:52:11
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 20, 08:48:54
So , Player of the year ..... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 08:46:28
- Give it to the Drummer (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 20, 10:37:50
- Voting has been open for ages (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 09:09:39
  - fuck me when did that happen (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 09:46:10
    - Few weeks ago - I saw it on Twitter (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 20, 09:51:27
      - There was indeed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 09:53:05
        
        totally passed me by (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 20, 09:59:31
        
        Ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 11:12:08
    - March 27th (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 09:51:09
- Pretty sure I’ve already voted or did I I (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 20, 08:51:37
  - Cosey Powell? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 08:52:36
    - Voted for Gabby Sara (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 20, 09:14:07
- Sara? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 08:49:21
Eagle 2 (General Chat) - Jester, Apr 20, 05:11:50
- Disappointed to miss out on the Eagle party! Birdie here (General Chat) - JD3, Apr 20, 19:06:19
- There was I thinking a 3 was good (General Chat) - Kev, Apr 20, 18:49:41
- Eagle, 🦅 (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Apr 20, 09:08:56
- Birdle (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 20, 08:46:36
- Lipped out for Eagle. (Pitch and Putt Hole) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 20, 08:36:23
- 🐥 (General Chat) - Cellophane Flowers, Apr 20, 07:59:50
- 2 (General Chat) - revsimon, Apr 20, 07:58:20
- 🐥 (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 20, 07:07:36
- Ditto (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 20, 07:07:34
  - Copycat (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 07:23:57
- 🦅 (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 20, 06:40:25
- Birdie (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Apr 20, 05:58:53
  - 3 (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 20, 06:09:57
Pukki needs to come on. They will be carved open (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 20:46:45
Be pretty toxic in the home sections if we hump them tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 18:42:37
- If we hump them (NCFC) - Progman64, Apr 19, 20:10:46
Players looked totally miserable getting off the coach, only Wagner and (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 19, 18:26:08
- Seen two get off the buses. Wigan and Blackburn both times exactly like you wrote (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDale, Apr 19, 19:12:58
- Those f88kers better put a shift in tonight (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 18:40:55
D2E.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 19, 18:09:27
- C6C (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Apr 19, 19:01:34
  - No sauce? Controversial sir, controversial. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 19, 19:09:38
- C2D (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Apr 19, 18:47:53
- C1D (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 19, 18:42:06
- A1a (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 19, 18:24:54
  - That's the basic hangover choice isn't it (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 18:41:31
  - ^Ben, ban this sick bastard (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 19, 18:26:36
- C2E no to ATM (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 19, 18:11:15
Are we on rhe red button? (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 19, 17:25:21
- Available through Canaries TV for a tenner (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 17:50:04
Probable WW2 Danny Graham entering a store.. in no style (General Chat) - Lager top, Apr 19, 14:55:31
- Looks like he may have had a couple of sherries to relax him behind the wheel. (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Apr 19, 17:49:59
- Surprised Matty Pat doesn't walk past in his kecks (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Apr 19, 17:38:00
- You can't park there sir (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Apr 19, 15:18:44
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Lager top, Apr 19, 15:22:49
- I saw Phil Hoadley in Co-op once. Different I know (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 15:14:02
  - First NCFC player I ever said hello to (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 19, 15:46:01
    - Glad you didn't overdo it. A song would be inappropriate. (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 18:22:03
Don’t be negative…be half full (like CR next season) damn…. (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 14:34:28
Getting hold of a ticket for tonight (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 19, 13:44:15
- They were available to buy online until 12 today (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 19, 14:09:04
  - Any idea what the allocation taken was? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 14:40:44
    - I bought tickets early, were only selling top tier tickets at that stage (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 19, 14:56:10
  - Slightly amazed people check here before the ticket office, but there you go (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Apr 19, 14:19:53
    - generally quicker innit (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 19, 14:49:26
    - Cool kids don't make phone calls anymore grandad (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 19, 14:31:03
      - Must have a MySpace or Bebo you can get the info from FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Apr 19, 16:27:03
  - Ah ok thanks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 19, 14:10:11
The FA should relegate both of them (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 12:58:15
- My problem these days is that I can't tell whether lots of news articles are spoofs (Other Football) - paulg, Apr 19, 13:30:22
  - The allusion to satanism isn't a good look in United's badge either (n/m) (Other Football) - KevinBond, Apr 19, 16:00:38
  - Mainly click bait (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 19, 15:13:36
  - *must resist political comment about our incumbent tone-setting shower-of-shit Government* (n/m) (Other Football) - CWC, Apr 19, 14:50:46
- As long as they don't find out about the executions at Norwich Castle (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Apr 19, 13:09:32
  - 30,000 at the last one. Needed a drummer though (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 14:30:43
  - I’m sure they were justified (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 13:11:41
- Let’s ignore the sign of Norman oppression in ours though (n/m) (Other Football) - CWC, Apr 19, 13:07:29
  - also the pretty repuslive reference on our badge (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, Apr 19, 13:32:08
  - Definitely (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 13:09:59
I think tonight's match might be the biggest match in NCFC's history (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 19, 10:42:38
- Peter Thorne's final game (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Apr 19, 17:41:13
- Palace at home 1973 .. injury time Stringer winner (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 19, 16:18:03
  - In the top six of my memorable NCFC moments. (n/m) (NCFC) - Chicken, Apr 19, 17:36:42
- Bigger than me when I wake up? I doubt it (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 19, 14:31:33
- #GAMEDAY (n/m) (NCFC) - munter, Apr 19, 12:27:56
  - GAMEDAY GAMEDAY GAMEDAY GAMEDAY!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Apr 19, 12:40:41
- Biggest match since 1902 (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Apr 19, 11:53:43
  - Early kick offs are the worst (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Apr 19, 18:04:47
- Blimey you might be right (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 11:50:07
  - Let's hope there's a run of biggest ever games to the play-off final... (NCFC) - JD3, Apr 19, 12:45:04
    - Yep I’ve accepted we aren’t going up for weeks (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 12:56:05
- It’s MASSIVE (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 19, 11:41:13
- I think there was one against Fulham away a while back (NCFC) - inutero, Apr 19, 11:10:51
- >Massive 3 points (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 19, 10:59:30
- I can't remember one (NCFC) - Adster, Apr 19, 10:57:54
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 19, 10:44:58
11th (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Apr 18, 22:14:53
- Could go 6th if we win and Blackburn draw with Coventry. Big ifs (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 22:17:05
Results good as they stand fingers xd (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 21:39:34
- FFS !! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 21:44:23
WBA gone up 5 places as it stands. Bonkers (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 18, 21:19:46
- Annoying that Burnley go to Blackburn (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 18, 21:37:45
  - Theyve also got Millwall last game if they are still in with a sniff (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 22:02:10
  - Still think Kompany will target 100 points (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 21:58:05
  - What were the winning lottery numbers the day Burnley win the title? (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Apr 18, 21:57:47
- Wba Boro playoff final (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 18, 21:22:17
  - I’d fancy is (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 21:25:46
    - Us against wba (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 21:25:59
Scum choking…. (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 20:37:28
- Wankers just scored (n/m) (NCFC) - Barno, Apr 18, 21:35:10
- Good time to concede tbf. Get in and have a chat at halftime. Hopefully stays 0-1 🤞 (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Apr 18, 20:47:19
- Well that's textbooked it (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 18, 20:38:21
- Down to 3rd as it stands 👀 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 18, 20:38:12
  - TOTLAPR (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Apr 18, 21:35:54
    - EITLACR (NCFC) - Greg_Becks, Apr 18, 21:57:59
    - TOTLAPR (NCFC) - Greg_Becks, Apr 18, 21:56:08
    - Textbook (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 18, 21:41:55
      - Ha. Get in (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Apr 18, 21:59:50
  - Peterborough 6th (just) and Barnsley 4th (just) away next! (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 20:43:59
WBA winning (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 18, 20:11:05
- Need to beat them at the Hawthorns and it’s in our hands (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 20:33:49
  - Yes, but we all kind of accept the need to win all four (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 20:57:21
  - Haha, let's worry about the next two games first (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 18, 20:35:15
- But Millwall losing (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 18, 20:29:58
  - Ww2 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 18, 20:30:30
    - 4 seconds FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 18, 20:30:44
      - Even had time to navigate the emoji menu (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Apr 18, 22:01:25
- Millwall losing 👀 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 18, 20:29:54
  - But Sunderland winning and currently 6th (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 18, 20:30:34
    - Getting very congested - beyond must win tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 18, 20:32:47
That last over from tendulkar was something else (Other Sports) - shoddy, Apr 18, 18:52:58
- Would love to go to a match in a packed stadium there (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 18, 19:48:32
- The death of test cricket. As much as I love you Shodders, you're on my list too now. x (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Apr 18, 19:41:05
- Love Me Tendulkar Love Me Do... (n/m) (Other Sports) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 19:23:52
Must be a few waiting on tonight before deciding whether to go to QPR (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 11:03:20
- It’s a good away day anyway to be fair … (NCFC) - loz, Apr 18, 11:24:57
  - Tickets on the door? (NCFC) - 51eve, Apr 18, 12:16:02
    - Could presumably buy from the club and collect at LR (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 15:42:04
    - Nope (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 18, 13:35:54
Right, I’m now tuning in to bbc radio Leedses canary call x (n/m) (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 17, 21:58:47
- which station is it? (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 17, 22:06:11
Leeds leeds are falling apart again.. (n/m) (Other Football) - Lager top, Apr 17, 21:33:49
- They look a lot like we did in the prem. Briefly did ok, let a couple of soft ones in (Other Football) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Apr 17, 21:44:35
- Doing an 'us at Boro'...could come back to haunt them with the GD (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 17, 21:40:11
Big rocket launch coming up in a few minuted lads (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 17, 13:02:52
- Waste of my time.Postponed ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 17, 18:35:24
- Is it being broadcast and what time? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 17, 17:58:49
- Looks like it's done "a Norwich".....nearly got to the play off / take off (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 17, 14:18:02
- Jumbo1's launched bigger rockets (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 17, 13:10:10
  - with bigger payload. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 17, 15:43:35
Chipped in for par (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 17, 05:55:44
Identifying the sex of a beaver on BBC1. Thought it was a given (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 16, 19:50:57
- Dangerous to make that assumption in todays world (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 16, 20:39:30
Who’s the babe bottom right? (NCFC) - jamesward, Apr 16, 19:22:26
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Nine, Apr 16, 21:14:39
- Graham (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 16, 19:43:43
- Top right is Todd cantwell (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 16, 19:40:30
  - Bottom right is Alice Parker (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 16, 19:42:50
    - Do they have HABS? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 16, 19:53:36
Imagine the editorial meeting where they discuss what to include in the latest city view x (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 16, 17:30:55
- Pre-match buffet in the hotel looked decent. Quite the spread. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 16, 18:34:03
  - Was Vagner at the veal? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 16, 19:17:55
  - Delia’s well known for her spread (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 16, 19:07:23
- Bright starts to both halves (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 16, 18:11:15
  - You need to get in these meetings pronto x (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 16, 19:22:06
- Just film 12 minutes of a dung heap,no editing needed. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 18:00:37
  - Might be considered too misleading (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 16, 19:22:58
I know my haterz have missed me but.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 16, 02:29:34
- I've never replied to any of your previous ramblings (General Chat) - Old Splat, Apr 16, 10:07:46
  - Talking of "Ramblings".... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 16, 15:06:20
- Well I bought a bag of Alpen and a fearsome monsters colouring in book (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 16, 08:07:09
  - I think you answered your own question... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 16, 15:08:02
- He’s piste again (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 16, 07:35:38
  - No Drinking at all but.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 16, 15:11:13
  - I'm quite envious (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 16, 07:42:46
    - Sounds good to me.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 16, 15:09:34
      - Could you send a couple round,? (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 16, 16:34:31
    - Fork it with a garden fork, mow in the pm, leave the cuttings on the lawn (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 16, 08:08:47
      - Hayters gonna hate (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 16, 09:07:38
        
        Don't Qualcast aspersions. Not everyone is a Hayter. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 16, 09:37:26
      - Oh, dogshit. Throw soil over the shit and mow around. (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 16, 08:10:10
        
        I'll level with you (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 16, 08:31:56
        
        Hose it all down with a highish pressure nozzle (General Chat) - CWC, Apr 16, 09:38:57
        
        Personally I'd use an industrial high pressure Kew washer, (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 15:29:55
- ^^^^Waiting for Gwyneth Paltrow to 'ski inti him' ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 16, 05:44:33
  - She's done a fanny candle, maybe she'll do an Ass Pen. (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 16, 07:37:25
    - LOL....been there , done that.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 16, 15:02:05
    - *logs in to lol* (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 10:08:51
    - Thinly Vail-ed post, etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 16, 08:03:25
- Haterz...etc. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 16, 04:27:46
  - My Haterz gonna Hatez even if they secretly admire me. (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 16, 15:12:46
- Sure (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Apr 16, 03:08:28
  - It's on the Internet so it must be true. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 16, 15:14:51
Hull hold Blackburn. Just two points off top six (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 15, 21:41:48
- Which we’d be in if we’d beaten Rotherham (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 15, 21:54:32
  - Or Wigan... or Huddersfield (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Apr 15, 22:06:52
    - Wagner out (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 15, 22:16:38
      - Wanger out (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 15, 22:28:01
        
        Wanger's out for Wagner (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Apr 15, 23:02:29
      - That's the spirit (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Apr 15, 22:19:40
- Unbelievable, Jeff (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 15, 21:47:19
Rump steak, medium rare, topped with melted stilton & mushrooms, pepper sauce, peas, chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 15, 20:24:27
- Coincidence. Same with cheese stuffed mushroom and spiced red cabbage and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 15, 20:53:33
- In a Berni Inn^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 15, 20:43:55
  - My last meal on this earth would be (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 15, 20:49:06
    - Sounds good to me. My last drink on earth would a glass of milk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 15, 21:05:18
      - Tough call, but if it was with the Berni meal (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 15, 21:23:02
        
        Oh yes, if it was with a meal in a Bernie Inn, yes a Coke. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 15, 22:29:22
        
        But I hope my last meal wouldn’t be in a Berni Inn. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 15, 22:29:52
        
        I'd take that. As long as it was how I remember it and my old man was there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 15, 22:33:34
- Can I borrow your time machine or does it only go back to the 70s? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 15, 20:34:06
  - Flares and mullets are back, therefore my tea was trendy and cool. And utterly delicious. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 15, 20:44:30
Goal and two assists for Todd today (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 15, 20:16:31
- What joy…. A load lifted for everyone…. (n/m) (NCFC) - Larrikin, Apr 15, 20:46:07
- Pub league + good player = easy rides (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 15, 20:34:37
- That’s good. Wish the old plonker well. (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 15, 20:18:27