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how many times will super loanee sibi fall over this week (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 15:59:10
- ... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 7, 16:17:47
- take me off the list you cunt (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 7, 16:02:52
  - prove it, and prove it like selwyn proves his accusations, with pure hard facts!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 16:08:04
    - can always tell when im getting to you pants lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:09:44
  - proove it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:03:25
    - It wasn't a request (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 7, 16:05:48
      - dont do orders but if it means that much to you you are off the list (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:07:08
        
        good (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 7, 16:08:16
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 7, 16:02:26
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 16:02:07
  - more than that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:03:01
    - you can't have more than that, or you'd have to start again (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 16:12:28
      - ok 9 times every 5 minutes then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 7, 16:14:19
Could this man be any more of a twat? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 7, 15:32:24
- I know his brothers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 15:49:07
- Subversively captioned by the Beeb there. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:35:22
- he could be Bonio (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 15:35:04
- so pandas banjo has arrived really (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 15:34:54
- he could be Selwyn... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 7, 15:34:01
- *Answers own question* (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 7, 15:33:43
Banjo update... (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 15:21:18
- Give the banjo to Cureton and Croft....................... (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 7, 21:30:04
- Be careful not to bust your Banjo string. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 15:28:19
- Yee har (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 7, 15:23:29
New Minns programme on BBC3 9.30 (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 15:11:59
- Brill. I'd've missed that, ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:15:20
  - Understandable (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 15:27:07
General election soon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 7, 14:52:50
- It would be interesting now, quite close (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:06:30
  - I agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 7, 15:13:12
  - "Brown bounce" - how odd (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 15:13:05
- Chinese porn channel announced? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 14:57:33
  - lacist (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 7, 15:17:55
Thieving Scouse Git's (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 7, 14:33:32
- 18 appearances since 2005 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:43:55
  - quack (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:46:30
- LOL. When will the police realise Champions' League away games are their (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:43:11
  - And why don't very rich footballers hire (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 7, 14:51:36
- Was it Van Der Meyde who got burlged loads? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 14:35:02
  - No, it's Van der Meyde who steals a living from Everton. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 7, 14:35:49
    - Think I've got the right one 2 burglaries in 2006 (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 14:40:21
      - very ill bambino too (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 14:43:03
        
        God knows what's going on with him - nearly as weird as the Per Kroldrup fiasco. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 7, 14:45:14
    - Is he still there!? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 14:38:50
      - Wiki says so (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 14:43:48
        
        18 appearances since 2005 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:44:27
        
        Sounds like Luke Chadwick (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 14:54:13
        
        doing well in League One, so best to keep him for next season (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 15:00:29
        
        Played less games than Thorne for us too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 15:01:44
        
        But scored more goals (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 7, 15:03:37
        
        and you, hahahahahahahaahahah (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 15:15:53
        
        In more games, as a striker... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 7, 15:52:41
        
        How many did he get? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 15:04:50
        
        Chadwick 2 - 1 ThorneHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 15:08:57
        
        2-2 HAVE IT COCK KNOSHER :) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 15:15:03
        
        League Cup doesn't count and in your world neither do consolations (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 15:17:07
        
        making up rules, disgraceful (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 15:18:34
        
        sssshhhhhH!!!!!! (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 15:26:38
        
        nah, I'm in a bad mood today. Man Flu (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 15:28:27
        
        find the gary comp ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 15:27:26
        
        He's fallen off the edge of the internet again (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 7, 15:51:48
        
        League Cup dunt count do ut (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:16:20
        
        Haha, well played (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 15:09:33
        
        Where did ya check? Soccerbase is slow? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 7, 15:11:51
        
        9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:06:45
        
        Even though he is a midfielder (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:03:56
        
        Probably scored more goals though (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 15:02:38
"Top Ten Most Irritating Phrases" (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:31:57
- i was cunted (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 7, 15:19:04
- "Work smarter" (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:15:28
- A squib is a small explosive charge, not a firework (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 7, 15:13:42
- The wall did its job (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 15:05:03
- "A wealth of midfielders" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:03:11
- "No" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:01:51
- "Early doors" (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:01:30
  - I agree with that one "was thinking about getting taxis early doors" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 15:03:22
- "King of deals" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 15:01:26
- "You're good to go." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:59:14
  - You sound like you work with a lot of transatlantic wannabes (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:02:40
    - No, but I used to work with some of your actual Americans. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:05:53
      - The Kingses American called mbk a 'nob-head' about 9 times last night (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 15:22:27
        
        Is it that great big fucker? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:23:18
        
        He's not that big - just very intense and in your face (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 15:33:49
- "You look like you're writing a letter" (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:56:43
  - You can switch that off. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:58:44
    - How? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:02:07
      - Oh I can't remember. I think they got rid of it in Office 2007, what I use. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:07:04
        
        That do an all (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:10:01
      - Ask clippy (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:04:19
        
        Look (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:07:26
        
        ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:09:15
        
        I love you (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:13:59
        
        Knowing I've helped is more than enough. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:18:34
  - ↓ (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 7, 14:58:37
- Absolutely (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 7, 14:56:28
- "I'm not being funny but..." (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 14:56:21
- "Going forward" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:53:22
  - ^^^^ That one. Yes that one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 14:54:45
- "Not tonight, I'm too tired" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:51:38
  - "Not tonight. We've been married for more than ten years. You've used all your goes up." (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 7, 14:52:35
    - Try playing your joker (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:55:44
- 18 appearances since 2005 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:48:39
- God bless America (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 7, 14:47:42
  - "Old Glory" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:52:43
    - on the fly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:53:36
  - get go (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:48:49
- "It's your round." (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 7, 14:44:33
  - Rounds is the worst invention ever (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:46:51
    - Only if you're skint, or tight (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:47:46
      - Except, people with the most money, are often the ones swindling the round (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:49:26
        
        but point taken. But if I know my 5 pints cost ?15 (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:50:39
        
        Cos at some point you always add one in for your mate who is with another crowd (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:57:40
        
        You normally find the people with the most money hang back to the last (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 15:00:51
        
        Oh well, much easier here. All goes on a tab, and then one of two things happens (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:03:39
        
        I literally fight my corner (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 15:08:58
        
        Miserable sod (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:10:47
        
        Worst part about it is, I try to get my own, but someone will always offer (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:52:18
        
        Tight get (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 7, 14:54:15
        
        Thanks for your input (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:54:59
- All He Ever Does Is Score Goals (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 14:42:49
  - Winner (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:53:02
    - Classic earnshaw was against arsenal last year (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:58:06
  - not any more (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:45:37
  - Ha ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:43:50
- How about "to be honest", which 90% of the time preceeds a lie ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:41:25
  - "Let's touch base", really really really gets my goat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 14:46:59
- "Woi av we got soo many loon plaa'ars Neyal?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 7, 14:38:04
- "It's selwynoclock" (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 14:35:33
Who'd ya reckon is the most tolerant poster on here (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:24:14
- What the fucks it got to do with you you little c**t? (General Chat) - megson, Nov 7, 15:29:52
- go fuck yourself (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 14:51:03
- Selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Nov 7, 14:47:53
- XXL16 - never bites unless someone slags off Andrew Cave Brown (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 7, 14:46:11
- The new me (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 7, 14:36:56
- camcan (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:33:43
  - Oh ho ho! (General Chat) - Reg Presley, Nov 14, 00:14:52
  - good un (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:35:11
- troll! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 7, 14:32:18
  - hmmm (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:32:35
- My only intolerance is intolerance. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:31:05
- you (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:28:51
  - Try not to be a knob, just for 5 minutes, for me, please? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:30:37
    - Ah, it appears it is not you after all. Me then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:40:21
      - Cheers for the 5 mins (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:44:15
      - At least he knows. (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 7, 14:42:35
- me (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 7, 14:28:05
  - yeah, and small, ab, mbk. I guess a lot of the time you jokey cokey (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:29:44
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 7, 14:26:34
- Me . . . . . you bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Ice, Nov 7, 14:26:00
- scc (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 14:25:53
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:26:25
I hope my banjo turns up today or I will be sad (n/m) (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:34:12
- 21 today? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 7, 15:15:57
  - x2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 15:21:14
- Happy Birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 13:59:13
- Happy Birthday (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 7, 13:48:56
  - Fanks... (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:50:11
    - Used to be in Hollyjokes (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 7, 13:53:47
- birthday greetings (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 7, 13:37:34
  - could be an imposter with a coincidental birth date (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:38:18
  - I am defo me and thank you... (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:38:17
    - I was 30 recently (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:39:04
      - We look forward to a new maturity in your posts (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 13:57:45
        
        I think I've been loads better the last coupla years (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:22:29
        
        That's worth a poll I reckon, to the top we go (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:23:27
      - belated birthday greetings (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 7, 13:54:59
        
        ta (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:56:21
      - wasm Mine on Tuesday. But I'm having about three because Tuesday is shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 13:45:44
        
        Scorpio madness (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:47:48
        
        pencils? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:50:13
        
        grillf (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:55:04
        
        you lead me on (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:56:30
        
        Was mine on Wednesday (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 7, 13:47:41
        
        was mine a few months ago (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 13:48:32
        
        i've got one next year (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:50:33
        
        I'm having one right now... (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:51:38
        
        Yay, Birthday Banjo Bishop Bash! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 13:52:28
        
        I like doughnuts as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:53:23
        
        Have we inadvertantly strayed into euphemism strasse? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:54:46
      - You are an old man then... (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:40:29
        
        this was my fav prezzy (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:41:47
        
        What is in the mug? (n/m) (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:42:29
        
        fanny tea (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:42:56
        
        GAY (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 13:45:31
        
        Your homophobia is in overdrive this week (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 13:53:07
        
        I see what you'ver done there, very clever (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:55:55
        
        I know. I need to have a word with myself. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 13:54:10
        
        I'm a giver not a taker (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:48:14
        
        You're a jizzer not a baker (n/m) (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:52:06
After seeing who was on the Bill last night, would anyone like a change of lunch? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:16:08
- Cover up woman, for mercy's sake (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 13:54:36
  - Would normally agree, but it's winter now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:16:29
    - It does appear to be a little nippy (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:18:35
- melons (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 13:35:51
  - haha, tis sfw if anyones wondering with the follow ups (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:37:31
  - is she on the small long list? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 7, 13:36:58
    - Yeah, she can go right up to the top of it. Right up there (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 13:40:52
    - Didn't The Sun use to call one of the royals Melons? (n/m) (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:39:35
      - Lady 'Melons' Windsor? (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 13:42:33
        
        That's the one... (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:46:52
- I might have to start watching the Bill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 13:32:04
  - There appears to be a couple of good reasons to from what I can see (n/m) (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:35:27
  - I think it was a cameo, only saw half of it (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:32:59
    - Did she get her funbags out ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 13:37:42
      - nah she got kicked in (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:40:14
    - I've got something she could put up her nose. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 13:34:16
      - At the moment I'll just stare at her jubblies when I'm tired (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:36:26
- Elize du twat ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 13:29:52
- Who's she? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 13:27:27
  - the cat's mother (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:28:00
    - I'd give her a good stroke... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 7, 13:28:49
      - Have you got your banjo? I saw a swedish bird playing a slide banjitar on Weds. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 13:30:44
        
        Bertie Wooster plays a Banjolele in "Thank you, Jeeves" (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 7, 13:35:02
        
        George Formby FACT: George Formby played a banjolele, not as is popularly believed a ukele (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 13:36:31
        
        I've got one of his ovens (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:37:57
        
        grillf (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:39:00
        
        That funny? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 13:42:31
        
        i think you have actually mixed up goerge FORMBY and George FOREMAN!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:53:02
        
        Grill? (n/m) (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:41:08
        
        Weird, see^^^... (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:34:36
        
        i yurd of a harp-guitar but i yint neveryurd of a banjitar afore. (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:32:51
        
        harp-gittar/banjitar fuck-ing-warz (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:41:41
        
        I've sin that harpitar player before, I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 13:45:16
        
        you'd think playing an instrument that fucking weird (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:48:50
        
        Pefect wierd instrument look to rock... (General Chat) - Banjo Panda, Nov 7, 13:51:10
        
        See now I have COMPLETELY changed my mental image of you (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 13:59:12
- elize de twat (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 7, 13:24:10
Phwoooaaarrr! look at them balls (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 15:19:55
- I did a small tent when i got a Mitre Delta as a presnt (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 6, 15:32:50
  - stuart sturridge ball of the 80's..... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 15:39:58
    - Correct. Justin Fashanu. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 6, 15:41:09
      - that sturridge ball.... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 15:44:08
(k)NICKERS OFF READY WHEN I COME HOME (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 15:19:43
- ..and remember, never marry a woman with big hands.. (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 6, 15:33:11
  - Especially if "she" is Thai (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 16:02:02
  - why not? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 6, 15:34:54
    - she'll make you look small in the trouser area (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 6, 15:37:17
      - His 'Small' moniker is misleading (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 15:38:11
        
        Especially in the trouser department (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 6, 15:41:16
        
        " i might only have 4 inches....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 15:42:10
        
        I wish I had 10 inches (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 15:46:14
I hope everyone on this board is wearing a poppy (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 13:45:39
- In celebration of the Poppy farming in Afghanistan ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 15:12:51
- There was a cracking Timewatch with Michael Palins on the other day (General Chat) - Small, Nov 6, 14:36:49
  - Thought he said 800 ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 6, 15:14:21
  - you really should qualify that statement (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 6, 15:11:19
    - Ah yes - sorry. My head's a bit bent-up (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 6, 15:28:15
  - Also, there was that Paul McCartney video (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 6, 14:39:33
    - I bought that album. On tape (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 6, 14:44:36
      - 8-track? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:46:50
        
        I did have a reel to reel thing once. It was brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 6, 14:54:14
    - Some topped themselves rather than watch that. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:40:43
  - 5.18pm (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:37:26
    - ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 6, 14:41:11
- oi old git..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 14:10:17
  - The Colonel's lady and Judy O'Grady (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 14:13:49
  - *agree* (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 14:10:35
- I went to a load of World War I battlesites and graveyards on a school trip once. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 14:04:55
  - *stifled and guillty lol* (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 14:07:13
    - I did mine straight out loud, it was because of (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:19:13
    - *guilty* (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 14:08:37
- I went to a load of World War I battlesites and graveyards on a school trip once. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 14:04:54
  - Can you get 'shot to ribbons'? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:09:30
  - I think the last cavalry charge was in WW2 in Poland, when some brave, romantic but crazy (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 14:06:12
- Lost mine the other day... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 6, 14:04:24
- I'm not, but only becuase I've been relatively hermitic recently, and I haven't seen (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 13:58:17
  - hermitically sealed (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 14:00:23
  - Use last year's or make a hugeantic one out of red crepe and a lump of coal (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 13:59:17
    - Can I go and get shitfaced down the legion instead - they'll probably make more dinero out (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 6, 14:01:43
      - Yep. You take Crib, I'll bring Shut the Box and we'll have a games-off. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:02:57
- I knew a simple Soldier Boy (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 13:57:58
  - Boom (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 14:00:09
    - Spooky (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 14:07:07
- I've seen them around. They seem to be all the rage. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 6, 13:57:45
  - and they're only 1p (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:00:07
- I'm not. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 13:55:48
  - and a sock (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 13:55:59
    - towelling? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 6, 13:57:02
      - woollen (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 13:58:25
- I'm not. (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 6, 13:53:58
  - Shouldn't it also include all the soldiers who have died in modern wars? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 6, 13:56:54
    - Yes, and it does (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 13:58:33
    - that's a reason against buying one shirley... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 13:58:05
      - nope, the poppy is to remember ALL our fallen....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 14:01:12
        
        I won't forget (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 6, 14:04:45
        
        time to move on?? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 14:07:57
        
        what does the money go towards? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 14:04:38
        
        ... (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 14:06:26
        
        yes, that's what i thought (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 14:11:15
        
        That's not very rational (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 14:21:31
        
        modern soldiers are paid to kill and be killed throught their own choice (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 14:47:07
        
        Well, if you take the reasons for invading Iraq as the one given by the Government (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 6, 14:56:35
        
        lets just stick to the real world here shall we... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 15:02:28
        
        good post. totally agree. Nobody was more against the recent wars than me (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 14:34:33
        
        Same here - don't have to agree with WHY the wars are being fought (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 6, 14:39:03
        
        You don't join the forces though Lee if you want to pick and choose your wars. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:42:03
        
        Yeah that was kind of the point I was making (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 6, 14:52:27
        
        Anyway, I think war is rubbish. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:53:29
        
        me too (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 14:55:18
        
        Indeed it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 6, 14:54:11
        
        In which case you two need to get in on the old knickers v thongs debate up there ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:56:36
        
        Its more than just irational its plain CUNTISH (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 6, 14:25:46
        
        Pithy (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 14:27:36
        
        Sorry, I feel quite strongly about this, If he feels that modern serviceman are not worth (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 6, 14:33:50
        
        dying while defending one's country (or one's freedom) is one thing (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 14:50:13
        
        Yeah cause they get a choice, (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 6, 15:27:02
        
        have they reintroduced conscription? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 15:33:34
        
        thats not the point.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 15:45:35
        
        it is the point (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 15:56:20
        
        So those who signed up to fight in WW1 & 2 should be ignored but those that were forced to (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 6, 16:24:25
        
        i'll refer you to my earlier answer (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 16:39:25
      - So we should not respect and remember the people who dies in modern wars? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 6, 14:00:02
        
        Quite right, and the poppy appeal agrees with you (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 14:03:38
        
        I knew a Greek bloke called Heros, he was the most hirsute man I've ever met and kept (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 6, 14:01:25
      - I don't agree with that, poor excuse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 13:59:49
      - that's my point (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 6, 13:58:47
        
        So ... (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 14:05:10
        
        I think they're very different wars (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 6, 14:10:47
        
        The difference in the wars makes no difference to the dead, or indeed to their widows (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 14:33:20
        
        well.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 6, 14:03:34
- I'm still in my jimmy jams? (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 6, 13:53:20
- Did you read that article in The Guardian about the last survivor of the trenches? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 6, 13:50:14
  - Andrew Motion's piece, yes I did (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 13:53:52
- i ain't bought a poppy in yares (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 13:49:48
  - It is true that the wars were fought to give people the freedom to behave like arseholes (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 13:55:04
    - I had one...but like most years...lost it off my jacket within 24hrs (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 13:59:10
      - so you're only buying one to impress the big wigs at this meeting? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 14:01:43
        
        No, I bought one yesterday morning at first opportunity (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 6, 14:04:03
    - do they still do them white ones for conchies? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 6, 13:57:04
I'm delighted that Obama won (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 5, 17:06:23
- Damn those Publicans... (General Chat) - Ben, Nov 5, 18:59:23
- It will be nice having a president that can construct a sentence (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 5, 17:08:05
  - Fool me once, shame on, uh, shame on you. Fool me twice, uh, you can't get fooled again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:13:32
  - Fool me once, shame on, uh, shame on you. Shame me twice, uh, you can't get fooled again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:12:09
    - dubya is a Who fan......... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 5, 19:40:23
    - ^^^ No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:13:16
      - ^^^ Idiot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 17:13:48
  - though a lot less entertaining (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 17:10:28
    - I agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 5, 17:16:23
    - (I'm still chuckling about the 'gargle my balls' thing) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 5, 17:13:00
- Yes, I agree (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 5, 17:07:45
  - "The problem with France is they have no word for entreprenuer' Bye bye Bush. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 17:09:16
    - nor do you lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:12:03
      - Entrepreneur. Happy now? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 17:12:40
        
        That will learn me to proof read my own drivel in the future. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 17:14:39
        
        i'm still worried about collapsed gummerage (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:15:34
        
        Indeed it was tombs but I survived, which was a bonus. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 17:16:20
        
        'parrently i need two appointments a fortnight apart (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:20:56
        
        Bit squeamish, me (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 5, 17:19:51
        
        last yare a mate of mine plugged his arm into a generator (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:23:04
        
        kglhglhglhglhg (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 5, 17:24:03
        
        treatment was to cut away the cooked bits with a scalpel and scrub out with a nail brush (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:26:29
        
        Cor. take the pain. Ouch. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 17:28:16
        
        lol twitch twitch (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 17:24:16
        
        (I'm not reading Tomby's post above and am considering (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 5, 17:28:27
        
        I was is the desert once (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:33:29
        
        couple of yares ago in turkey (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:32:11
        
        Awesome. A gang of sharks I hope. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 17:34:11
        
        grit whites i think (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:35:35
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 17:36:35
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 17:14:09
  - Yeh, sadly true (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 5, 17:08:55
Penfaces - when I go to this site, I get the following message: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 16:10:27
- Do a smell up the USB and see what happens (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 5, 16:22:34
- works fine in IE 6 (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 16:20:16
  - works in mine (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 16:21:09
- Something in the default document[*] at that url is trying to redirect you to noflash.htm (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 16:13:57
- It dunt think you dew. It's OK from here (Flash 9.0 installed) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 16:12:19
  - malky (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 16:13:22
  - Why duntut? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 16:13:16
    - Dunno, but I'd guess it is using Javascript to make a test, and then wrongly assuming you (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 16:22:58
- try wafting a demi frottage of chilled linux under your flappy paddle gearbox (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 16:11:52
- The file 'NoFlash' doesn't exist on that server... (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 5, 16:11:13
  - i didn't know that (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 16:12:13
Big wasp (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 15:44:09
- No, that's a normal sized wasp on Jeremy Beadle (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 15:57:00
  - Jeremt Beadle had a little cock, but on the other hand.. (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Nov 5, 15:58:58
- Big Bastard (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Nov 5, 15:55:32
- he wants a Wasp trap (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 15:53:47
  - wouldn't be overly disappointed with a pair of these (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 15:59:00
    - this also (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 16:01:08
      - I want one of these (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 16:02:35
        
        I saw a big bald geezer running the Great North Run in one of them. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 16:10:07
        
        the boys are back in the barracks (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 16:14:18
        
        We should have a mankini night at The King's. Can you imagine Nanny in one of those? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 16:12:29
        
        I think that would be a pretty bad idea, on reflection. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 16:23:23
        
        Or Duck and Chips (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 16:13:31
        
        Or Tumbly (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 5, 16:15:20
        
        At least we'd find out the real reason we call Small Small (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 16:13:53
        
        "Turn heads on the beach or by the pool" (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 16:05:14
        
        "One size fits all" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 16:06:43
        
        and it's 9.99. this also has potentail (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 16:08:58
        
        To be fair, they look interchangeable (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 16:13:06
        
        be a bugger to get them muxed up (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 16:15:47
- Cup um. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 5, 15:51:59
- not clicking on your links anymore (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 5, 15:45:28
- Or a tiny man (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 5, 15:45:02
  - I watched a Spanish film last night called Talk To Her on Film4 (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 5, 15:49:36
    - Perhaps he was getting aboard his boat (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Nov 5, 15:53:25
      - He stayed in there forever (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 5, 15:55:42
    - was that the movie were Benigno (literally meaning "benign" or "harmless" in Spanish) and (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 15:52:48
      - strangley enough (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 5, 15:55:11
        
        thought so (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 5, 15:59:38
      - Nah, that's wikipedia (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 5, 15:54:47
    - Why doesn't anyone tell me about these things before they happen? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 5, 15:51:32
    - good fillum that (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 5, 15:51:03
      - Yeh I thought it was alright (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 5, 15:54:37
Little Britain that's a bit naughty intut, specially this American one. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 14:41:09
- Put in a complaint (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 5, 14:55:01
  - You've got to hand it civilisation though, at least with the top gear one (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 14:56:14
- total crap now (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 5, 14:45:09
  - now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 14:45:37
    - first or three series were ok (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 5, 14:49:46
      - *two (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 5, 14:50:06
        
        the stage show was the funniest they did. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 14:50:38
        
        did they both die painfully? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 15:06:44
        
        Nah, that's Jeremy Clarkson's type of funny (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 15:07:16
        
        that's what Joey Barton said (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 15:08:23
        
        shaddup marvin (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 15:10:45
- It's awful (General Chat) - Small, Nov 5, 14:44:50
  - Is Dave Walliams gay? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 14:50:04
    - I don't know. I think George Dawes is though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 5, 14:53:30
      - Correct - apparently Walliams is a metrosexual the campest straight man there is. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 14:56:05
        
        I am not so sure about Stephen Lee though. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 14:56:46
        
        he looks like someone i know (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 15:06:16
    - I think said his life would be easier if he had been (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 14:52:44
      - Just put Emily Scott into google images (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 14:55:31
        
        OMG tentastic (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 5, 15:02:55
        
        He was seeing her for a bit apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 15:03:22
    - no, but his boyfriend is (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 5, 14:50:38
      - he's bi lingual (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 14:51:19
- if by 'a bit naughty' you mean 'very shit indeed' (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 14:42:05
  - "massively shit and disappointing" is another way to describe it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 14:43:16
  - i tried to watch it once (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 14:42:59
    - but you weren't in the mood for a documentary? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 14:47:01
      - shush (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 14:48:37
anyone know who Joey Barton's role model is? (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 13:58:08
- Harold Shipman (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, Nov 5, 14:11:25
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 14:02:54
- Lesley Judd (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 14:01:04
- Charlton? (n/m) (Other Football) - capecodcarman, Nov 5, 14:00:07
- Hitlers (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 5, 13:59:41
- stop shit stirring marvin 2 (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 5, 13:59:14
  - go suck Uncle Peter's cock... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 14:02:33
    - He can't, Old Git won't get off it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 5, 14:05:23
    - seriously though (Other Football) - pants, Nov 5, 14:04:45
      - yeah but (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 14:16:52
Bye bye Stephen Lee you creepy old slaphead. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 13:42:53
- Where's he gone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 5, 13:43:38
  - Australia soon (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 5, 13:46:50
  - down t'shop (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 5, 13:46:08
    - The Arlington then (and it's 1.59am on a Sunday morning) (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 13:48:02
      - Bongo-mania (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 5, 13:52:28
  - Bristol (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 13:44:10
This Is better than watching Final Scores (General Chat) - Small, Nov 5, 01:09:47
- We are never 2-0 with 10 minutes to go! (n/m) (General Chat) - injectedwithapoison, Nov 5, 07:58:44
- it's fairly boring i think (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 5, 01:15:18
  - indeed it is (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 5, 01:58:33
  - It is a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 5, 01:25:22
- touchdown!!!!! *flickyhandthing* cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 01:12:46
Stretching before exercise can be bad for you (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 4, 14:11:23
- Unless your under 10 - then you can fall downstairs without so much as a bruise. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 4, 14:33:19
  - tell that to eric claptons (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 14:39:06
    - He didn't use the stairs though did he? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 4, 15:02:15
- I know, and I wonderered why the Doncaster players were doing it at carra (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 14:30:59
- been known about for years (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 4, 14:27:43
- What they mean is, stretching before warming up, is bad for you. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 4, 14:23:09
  - Michael Owen clearly didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 4, 14:29:33
    - His problem is/was developmental. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:30:48
      - think that was dean ashton's trouble too (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 4, 14:37:06
- hmmm.....have always been told this........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 14:15:35
  - stretch near a radiator (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 14:20:30
  - naked (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:16:31
    - no........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 14:17:27
      - Did you know pants is really Kate Humble ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 4, 14:19:08
        
        was it you who wanted to see her snatch? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:22:20
        
        Did you see Bill Oddies get up the arse on BBC breakfast? (General Chat) - Small, Nov 4, 14:37:45
        
        i did, it was on have i got news for you (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 14:41:09
        
        I saw that Have I Got News For You last night. Fuck oi larf. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:44:47
        
        very funny, did you see brian blesseds doing it? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 14:51:53
        
        .... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 14:53:52
        
        GORDON'S ALIVE! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:52:27
        
        it was 30 minutes of this ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 4, 15:04:14
        
        nah, cos I think oddie is a prick (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:41:02
        
        He wanted to eat Humble Pie (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 4, 14:27:57
        
        I do, but wasn't it mad dog last night ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 4, 14:23:04
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 4, 14:23:51
- You shouldn't stretch cold muscles, that's the rule. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:14:30
  - but I'm stretching to run a mile! (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 4, 14:24:56
    - Oh. Then ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 14:28:31
WOTB Predictions League - 9 days to save your 2nd season!!! (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 13:40:19
- Prediction... (NCFC) - gordon ottershaw, Nov 5, 19:53:33
- Mine ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 4, 14:19:26
- mine (NCFC) - Small, Nov 4, 14:06:58
- heres mine (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 4, 14:03:37
- things get a bit better when we sign iversen in January (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 4, 13:55:20
- Harr goo.............. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 4, 13:50:16
  - Crikey! 4 away WINS (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 4, 14:10:44
    - Keep the faith Small!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 4, 14:32:15
  - Dr D (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 13:54:18
    - I know, they are the worst team in the entire world. We're doomed. :( (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 4, 13:55:27
- ER (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:47:42
  - good use of the word ballbag (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 13:49:42
    - wasn't sure if it is all one word tbh (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:51:00
      - shes to busy blushing (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 13:52:33
        
        wonder if its as shiney as his head? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:53:11
        
        I was wondering that too (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 4, 13:54:19
        
        he's got a brazillian (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 13:57:04
- lee, my new round 2 predictions (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 4, 13:46:25
- Here we go...Round 2... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 4, 13:43:05
  - I think we will win on Sat...not sure what my original prediction was (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 4, 13:48:27
    - :( (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 4, 13:49:15
- My predictions (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 4, 13:42:22
- I is retiring. I don't won't to be right about results :( (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 4, 13:41:06
  - yeah right - you don't get any awards for finishing 4th loser boy (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 4, 13:56:59
  - Be like Fierce Panda then! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 4, 13:47:03
What time does the butler wake Old Git up in the afternoon? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:12:31
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 13:23:05
- Half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 4, 13:21:44
  - It would appear that I have fallen into a huge WOTB Elephant trap (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:24:49
    - It's Boris on a bike.................. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 4, 13:29:06
      - ^^^daily mail reader^^^ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 4, 13:30:24
      - belting! (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:29:57
        
        blimey! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 4, 13:31:44
        
        ^^^^ not in a biblical sense (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:30:37
        
        my word (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 13:30:23
        
        ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:32:31
        
        .......................... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 4, 13:36:32
- I think it' his live in nure that attends in the afternoon. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 4, 13:16:45
  - i think I have deciphered that (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:17:51
    - On account of still having a seriously gunged up S key. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 4, 13:25:29
      - pop your keyboard in the dishwasher on "pans" (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:29:08
        
        Lap top old chum, not quite that imple unfortunatley. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 4, 13:35:42
        
        Dell did mine for me (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 4, 13:43:17
        
        Lovely Jubbly, top man that Dell Boy (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 4, 14:07:17
        
        try leaving the screen out then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 4, 13:41:05
  - *nurse* (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 4, 13:17:28
- Look, I'm trying but he just drank too much champagne at the Yacht Club, OK? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 4, 13:13:57
  - tie his feet together (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 4, 13:22:44
- Half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 4, 13:13:56
We need a wicket or nine (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Nov 1, 23:29:35
- I was so pissed off with it i've come home, the beer hasn't helped re norwoci (n/m) (Other Sports) - wgf500, Nov 1, 23:40:11
  - why are you pissed off with it? (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 23:44:58
    - Was watching in a South African bar, the owner was giving me enough stick for Norwich (Other Sports) - wgf500, Nov 1, 23:49:13
      - i do so admire the refreshing balanced south african viewpoint (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Nov 1, 23:51:49
      - yeah but the england footy team (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 23:50:29
        
        True, i just find myself getting into it (n/m) (Other Sports) - wgf500, Nov 1, 23:51:56
- i'm beginning to think that the allstars just might pull this off (Other Sports) - Tombs, Nov 1, 23:39:48
  - it's the stanford superstars (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 23:45:21
    - sorry (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Nov 1, 23:48:41
So there's meant to be the return of this 20/20 million thing at Lords next year.. (Other Football) - Small, Nov 1, 23:04:28
- It really saddens me - they will end up like the bl**dy footballers! (n/m) (Other Football) - Murray Grimes, Nov 1, 23:09:44
  - pietersen thinks he is already! (Other Football) - Disshater, Nov 1, 23:12:54
well the cricket's not providing the balm we'd hoped for (Other Sports) - camcan, Nov 1, 22:09:31
- being fucking pulverised (n/m) (Other Sports) - CROYDONCANARY, Nov 1, 22:37:31
- the whole thing is a farce. devalueing cricket in my view. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Nov 1, 22:13:27
  - I wholeheartedly agree, although we may be humiliated (Other Sports) - Murray Grimes, Nov 1, 22:29:31
    - losing would be the perfect end (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 22:31:47
      - 60-7 LOL (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 22:32:25
  - well said (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 22:14:23
- funny post i read (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 22:12:28
  - lol (Other Sports) - Tombs, Nov 1, 22:18:05
- actually, i'd rather we lost (Other Sports) - Tombs, Nov 1, 22:11:53
  - its a bit of a double edged sword (Other Sports) - Disshater, Nov 1, 22:40:20
    - it's not really an england match tho (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 22:56:52
      - Who cares whether we win or not? (Other Sports) - Small, Nov 1, 22:59:50
        
        Oh! The ECB get $8million out of it (if we win). My apologies (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Nov 1, 23:13:07
        
        both boards get 3.5m each (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 23:14:20
        
        well cos its England u sort of want us to win (Other Sports) - Disshater, Nov 1, 23:10:19
        
        was this not a sweetener to placate the poorly paid england players (Other Sports) - Tombs, Nov 1, 23:25:05
        
        I think Pieterson still intends to play.. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Nov 1, 23:28:35
        
        he means for missing this year (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 23:35:35
        
        No he doesn't (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Nov 1, 23:48:20
        
        yes he does (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 23:54:26
        
        The epitome of an English captain (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Nov 1, 23:33:43
        
        yeah except hes south african! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Disshater, Nov 1, 23:34:33
        
        whoooooooooooosh (Other Sports) - Tombs, Nov 1, 23:36:15
        
        if we win the ashes.. (Other Sports) - Disshater, Nov 1, 23:37:19
        
        yeah supposedly (Other Sports) - Disshater, Nov 1, 23:26:31
      - more of a norwich match (Other Sports) - Tombs, Nov 1, 22:59:02
  - me too (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 22:13:06
    - it's a bit crap (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Nov 1, 22:15:30
No Roeder interview. (NCFC) - peak canary, Nov 1, 18:01:01
- He will be giving it the old "locked in the dressing room" (NCFC) - Murray Grimes, Nov 1, 18:03:07
- classless (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Nov 1, 18:01:41
  - maybe he's havign a pop at the players.. still (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 1, 18:03:30
    - that's professional (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 18:13:09
      - He genuinely hates the media (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 1, 18:13:28
        
        i genuinely hate roeder (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 19:31:38
- All managers spout the same shite after every game. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 1, 18:01:37
  - jumpers for goalposts (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 1, 18:05:25
    - enduring image isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - peak canary, Nov 1, 18:06:20
  - You do get some idea of what they're like though. (NCFC) - Small, Nov 1, 18:04:38
    - Indeed, but he seems to have turned into Beelzebub duntee :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 1, 18:06:08
No Interview - that's a bit annoying (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 1, 18:00:15
- why? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 1, 18:01:37
  - because i wanted to hear it (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 1, 18:03:26
- He'll be supervising detention. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 1, 18:01:01
Christ there's some bloody lunatics round here. Pissing with rain, (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 1, 17:59:31
- Forgotton about that. Earlham Park will be a bit grim tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 1, 18:01:55
Hate to say it, don't be nasty to me BUT (NCFC) - bowfront1, Nov 1, 17:49:57
- I think we are better at the back, worse up front (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 1, 17:52:41
  - Ermm... we didn't score for about 9 hours before Grant was sacked (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 1, 17:54:52
    - Really?? How come when we had Huckerby playing? Surely we should (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 1, 17:57:32
  - We are sh*t at the back - shipping 2 or 3 goals in every game and (NCFC) - Murray Grimes, Nov 1, 17:53:31
    - I think you'll find it's a privilege to watch of the best (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 1, 17:54:16
      - Omazusi is utter sh*t. Even the Burnley radio commentators pretty much said so today (n/m) (NCFC) - Murray Grimes, Nov 1, 18:01:16
- no need to worry, i think you are spot on. (n/m) (NCFC) - peak canary, Nov 1, 17:51:15
- Replaced average players with.......more average players (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 1, 17:50:58
  - THAT ARE NOT EVEN OUR PLAYERS! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 1, 17:51:58
    - GR cant pick loan players....... he has to take whats outs there. (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 1, 17:55:27
Whats the number for Canary Call? (n/m) (NCFC) - Murray Grimes, Nov 1, 17:31:43
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 1, 17:33:23
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 1, 17:32:46
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 1, 17:32:34
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 1, 17:32:27
Help needed please. This morning, I broke my (General Chat) - Daily_Mail_reader, Oct 30, 11:40:38
- Dead Princess in Tunnel Twat Up! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:52:45
  - Right ole lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 30, 11:53:59
- Fuck Off You Nazi Twit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:46:04
- ilovedherlikeaprincessbutneverknewher.co m (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Oct 30, 11:43:26
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 30, 11:41:19
searching yootoob for various comedians, forgot this ever happened.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 11:29:31
- Now this is funny.. (General Chat) - Stoopish, Oct 30, 11:45:34
- What about Noel Edmonds fallng out of a box? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:34:21
  - Emu and Parky? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:36:20
    - Grace Jones and Russell Harty (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:38:02
      - Bill Grundy and The Sex Pistols (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:42:45
        
        Clive Anderson and the Bee Gees (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:44:36
        
        to me the way the middle guy twirls his foot is like a woman. and the other two touch thei (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 30, 11:46:53
        
        Fuck that one in the middle (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:51:55
  - or this woman falling into a cellar? (General Chat) - Stoopish, Oct 30, 11:35:03
    - That's right funny. She looked at it at least 3 times before stepping right in (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 12:36:08
    - i wanna follow that fattie down the stairs, bend her over, and tell her i love her! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 30, 11:36:39
      - She might have a foo shivers in her bum though (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:38:50
  - Murderer! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 30, 11:34:42
    - Jumper cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:35:04
- go on jim your a top man fuck them poofs (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 30, 11:32:58
- What about Anthea Turners catching fire? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:32:33
  - Rumour has it it was Islamic Fundamentalist who blew her up, They was pissed off and put a (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 30, 11:34:10
Oh fuck It then... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 10:48:00
- Look for Rhod Gilbert or Michael McIntyre. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Oct 30, 13:15:55
- Just type in Bill Hicks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:15:41
  - But that's about 90 years old (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:21:34
    - you silly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:21:53
  - "Do you really think that, (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 30, 11:17:56
  - how are you spelling that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 30, 11:16:31
    - With a ex (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 11:17:18
      - "let's check that with Bully" (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 30, 11:18:58
- maybe funny........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 11:07:53
  - actually, it isnt even funny........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 11:10:01
    - Well you may have to give it more than three minutes (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:14:17
      - huh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 11:15:57
        
        want to give it more than three minutes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:20:18
        
        no thanks...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 11:23:50
        
        fair enough (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:27:20
      - does his head fall off then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 30, 11:15:15
        
        ^^^^^^ that'd be splendid (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 30, 11:16:01
        
        yes, worth the liscence fee on its own to see that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 11:18:34
- This one is pretty funny (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 11:02:06
  - Not for four fucking minutes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:06:22
  - jeepers (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 30, 11:05:23
- is it jim nick nick davidsons? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 30, 10:58:01
- Chester Draws? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 30, 10:56:53
  - where's me washboard? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 30, 11:01:06
- The man is pure shit (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 30, 10:55:39
  - that Jimmy Carr clip is hilarious (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 30, 11:42:02
    - No No No No No (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:51:38
  - OK (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:09:56
    - Possibly the most unfunny cunt on planet Earth after (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 30, 11:11:30
  - Jesus Christ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Herbert Pocket, Oct 30, 11:02:30
    - No the Cheeky Chappie (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 30, 11:05:25
- Bored? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 30, 10:52:01
  - Yes, yes, yes (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:16:31
    - But maybe (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 11:30:11
      - I will bell you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 30, 11:46:36
'No shrinking violet' (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Oct 30, 10:00:59
- Like the way she's getting loads of publicity for this (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 30, 10:14:15
  - hillarious isn't it, one day she's complaining about her family reputation.. (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 30, 10:28:05
    - Think your rights, he's involved somewhere (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 30, 10:30:35
  - goth slag (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 30, 10:17:59
    - I'm sure she's a lovely girl. She's just dressing up early for Halloeen (n/m) (General Chat) - Daily_Mail_reader, Oct 30, 10:37:18
- She's bloody grim though. If Brand did her, he must still (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 30, 10:08:41
  - Maybe (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 10:19:46
- Im not saying she deserved what happened by the way.... (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Oct 30, 10:03:05
  - No one did but now everyone does - she's famous now. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 30, 10:12:21
    - Kerry has sacked Max from Icelands (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 10:26:07
      - the relationship melted after his article in Heat magazine. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 30, 10:36:08
        
        she sacked him, then got sacked by OK (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 30, 10:56:43
    - Rebecca Loos-tastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 10:13:36
      - zackly (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 30, 10:16:03
        
        She'll be wanking pigs before you know it (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 10:20:49
FAO Any trick or treaters (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 30, 09:39:34
- You're so edgy these days, i love it. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 30, 09:47:29
  - there'll be complaints in the daily mail (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 30, 10:05:00
  - so dippy (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 30, 09:56:57
- one x burning shoe box of dogshit on your doorstep coming right up (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 30, 09:47:19
- ^^^ egg him (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 30, 09:45:38
  - My car got egged one year. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 30, 09:58:08
  - right up his boyface (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 09:47:47
- FAO Any trick or treaters do bother I have ludsa stuff to give away. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 30, 09:42:17
  - What sort of stuff? I'm round yours tomorrow dressed as a skellington or a mary like a (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 09:50:46
    - or a Pirates well worn boot (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 30, 10:01:24
    - Stella & leffe for the adults, sweets for the kids, come as a skellington as I would be a (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 30, 09:52:46
      - Ok. Leffe for me please - shall I organise a taxi back home? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 09:54:13
        
        Blond, Brun, Radieuse, Triple or er, 9? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 30, 10:20:25
        
        well you could always sleep in Mr pumpkin's head. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 30, 09:55:44
        
        Will you do me a cotton wool nest in it please? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 10:03:21
  - It isn't even fireworks day yet, is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 30, 09:49:27
    - no & I love that day as well - whooooooooooosh. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 30, 09:50:34
      - oooooooohhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 30, 09:50:54
- ok (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 30, 09:41:43
I saw a Shitarse take a Rat last night. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 08:59:54
- i killed a desert rat once (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 30, 09:02:29
  - My Grandad was one of them (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 09:06:24
    - Mine too. I hope it wasn't his mate Alfie wot Tomby shot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 09:12:02
    - so was I (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 30, 09:07:44
      - Really? Cor! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 09:11:27
        
        We should arrange to meet Tombs in The King's for a pint, then you can get his autographs (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 09:12:15
        
        i'm available in the lead up to christmas (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 30, 09:14:43
        
        i'll come (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 30, 09:19:58
        
        GARRY! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 30, 10:13:29
        
        You'll probably only have to come from over the road anyway. I saw Simon heading in there (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 09:46:01
        
        i went in the kings sunday night (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 30, 09:54:28
        
        Blimey, can you play poker in pubs now? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 30, 09:59:42
        
        you can but i don't think you can officially play for money (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 30, 10:01:39
        
        iI went in the Stores the other day.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 30, 10:15:36
  - I did a guy in Laos once, a thousand yards out, maybe eight or ten guys in the world could (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 09:04:49
    - ^^I think this quote is out of Lethal Weapons, but I can't remember. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 30, 09:10:41
    - Qualified........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 09:07:18
      - you'd be better of with a harpoon (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 30, 09:20:57
      - *crunch!* (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 09:08:54
      - i'll chuck 9.99 in (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 30, 09:08:29
        
        discount for cash! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 09:09:21
best ? for ? buy in years...sammy clingan? whoi the best who the worst? (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Oct 29, 22:16:07
- David Neilsons, shit after we bought him. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 22:21:12
  - true, but imagine after his loan performances if we had decided not to buy him...riots! (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Oct 29, 22:23:18
  - ended up having similar stats to abbey (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 22:22:27
    - you know you're shit as a footballer when you have to move as your missus has a better job (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 22:26:14
      - or to escape your book maker... (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Oct 29, 22:28:02
    - if we count injury proneness then abbey is up there as well (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Oct 29, 22:24:00
    - What's worse excuse? homesickness? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 22:23:56
      - tooth abscess (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 22:39:27
        
        potayto/potarto (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 22:46:50
        
        facts and facts :P (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 23:10:56
        
        FACTS and facts (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 23:15:18
- Chaddars hasn't exactly shone either, played less that Thorne on a longer contract (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 22:20:15
  - ..got to e worth it for the goal against ipswich (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Oct 29, 22:22:19
    - If that counted, then we'd love lisbie for getting sito sent off (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 22:24:53
      - yes...and for wasting their cash on him...so defo! (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Oct 29, 22:26:25
- lee croft and lee croft (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:18:51
  - he hee good point. can look like either...in the same game (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Oct 29, 22:20:46
    - in the same move! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:21:29
- Dion (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 22:18:24
  - very good call...forgot about him..although no resale value (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Oct 29, 22:20:09
- Graham Benstead (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 22:18:22
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 22:18:05
- Emblen, a disgrace from Worthington (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 22:17:43
  - why is he a disgrace? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 29, 22:24:12
    - never liked him (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 22:45:08
  - unlucky i thought and looked reasonable on paper, just unlucky injury (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Oct 29, 22:19:12
Spuds are going to stay up now aren't they? they are, the cunts. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 22:01:54
- Bentley will dine out on that goal for the rest of his career (Other Football) - pants, Oct 29, 22:09:18
  - so he should (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 29, 22:23:48
  - oi hent sin ut. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 22:15:10
    - I hope Keith O'Neill pops up tomorrow telling ssn what it's like to score one (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 29, 22:16:26
      - I'm sure it will be on ssn later, every 30 seconds from each of the 101 camera angles. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 22:18:05
        
        Or MOTD in about 25 mins (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 29, 22:19:17
        
        good stuff, chairs. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 22:22:28
    - tee'd himself up to lob the ghoulie from precisely 39 yardersons (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:16:26
    - tee'd himself up to lob the ghoulie from precisely 39 yardersons (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:16:20
      - sweet (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 22:16:52
        
        very (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:18:21
        
        just like his "fans" (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 29, 22:23:16
        
        easy tiger (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:28:10
        
        yep (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 22:20:14
  - will be plenty more screamers (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 22:11:38
  - just like safris (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:10:53
    - no (Other Football) - pants, Oct 29, 22:11:47
      - boooooooooo x 1000000000000000 (Other Football) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:12:57
WOW!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 21:54:46
- What the monk were Arseholes playing at? (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 21:58:23
  - that was brillopads me and my son were literally rolling about lolling (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 29, 22:03:39
    - ha ha (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:04:40
  - the tit lol (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 21:59:34
- haha, gallas having a benny (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 21:57:36
  - he wuz (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 21:58:55
    - Well i'm staying tuned in to watch Jamie's post match comments (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 22:06:58
      - i agree but my son has turned over to watch the fillum (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:09:10
      - *not* grrrrrrrr (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 22:08:52
    - Gomes is quality, surprised he hasn't given Cesar a go just for experience (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 22:02:24
      - i hope he sticks by gomes (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:03:36
        
        haha (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 22:06:25
        
        no it wasn't "intentional" (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 22:07:36
      - comedy, not quality for gomes (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 22:02:54
Otto's Idol scores (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Oct 29, 20:15:27
- IT was a bit of a good one too (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 29, 20:17:11
- Fucking hell - that is some goal (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 20:16:53
Satanic Sluts (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 18:39:14
- Personally speaking (General Chat) - Reg Presley, Oct 29, 19:55:32
- Could've accused them of being Daily Mail readers... (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Oct 29, 18:47:07
  - Most of us are (n/m) (General Chat) - Daily_Mail_reader, Oct 29, 19:52:52
- Anyone got a pic? (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 18:45:42
  - I'm not (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 29, 18:48:58
Russell Brand has resigned (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 18:05:08
- hurrah! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 18:33:41
- nice one Daily Mail (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 29, 18:11:22
  - Huzzar to that geeza (n/m) (General Chat) - Daily_Mail_reader, Oct 29, 19:53:25
  - He is a wanker. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 29, 18:25:30
    - then don't listen to his show (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 29, 18:29:28
      - he hasn't got one (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 18:32:04
        
        BONG ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 29, 18:37:42
        
        MONG (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 29, 18:40:49
- obviously fucking not then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 18:06:09
  - hahahahahahahahahaa (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 18:09:21
  - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 29, 18:08:06
Anyone listening to Sachs? Dignity personified. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 14:50:51
- I'd quite like a go on his grand-daughter (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 15:19:37
  - my cock would like to do a doodle do to her. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Oct 29, 15:31:35
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 15:29:15
  - What, even the holocaust? (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:27:27
    - Then you can't have an opnion! (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 15:33:24
- The producer of Brand's show should be suspended for criminal lack of judgement (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:09:18
  - Here's the next proper story (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:15:54
    - Looks a bit on the old side now does Sooty... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:17:38
  - would be the BBC's loss if they sacked Ross (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 29, 15:15:44
    - Don't you find it annoying (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 15:44:30
      - No, I pretty much always find him very funny (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 29, 16:04:46
      - Yep - he sometimes has some great guests on and never lets them get a fucking word in, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 15:51:45
        
        I'd rather watch you after 9 pints than that load of lod guff. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 15:55:39
        
        sit in front of a webcam then we can all see it (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 16:03:39
      - Agree about the constant interruption. The opening section is dismal as well. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 15:48:50
        
        He's always been that bad. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:51:09
    - Which just shows how bad Friday night is. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:18:04
      - Lol judging chat shows suck the bigging up Gardeners World (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 15:22:39
        
        Chat shows never have anyone interesting on them though (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:25:05
        
        Whats wrong with Chat shows if you like the presenter & guest(s)? (n/m) (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 15:27:54
        
        Touch? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:29:08
        
        Nothing in my book CB41... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:26:03
      - Still quite enjoy HIGNFY although it's long past its best (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 15:22:28
        
        i still think Dara O'Briain is the funniest thing on telly (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 15:33:01
        
        Have I Got News for You is the funniest thing on BBC (General Chat) - Flying Canary, Oct 29, 15:43:18
        
        Rubbish - they all have an equal chance to shine - the programme is heavily edited to have (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 15:38:31
        
        what are you repeating there mbk? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Oct 29, 16:05:11
        
        Nowt - just what I picked up through Boyle's interview on the Mayo show - Mayo was (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 16:14:03
        
        I like MTK on the whole... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:24:23
        
        MTW even (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:25:31
      - Gardeners World?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:20:37
        
        I reckon it's gone a bit sh*te this series. I mean (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:23:12
        
        Grace fucking Jones last night (though she's everywhere at the mo).. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:25:13
        
        Mmm, might give that a miss on Friday then (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:26:35
    - Dont talk utter shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:16:31
      - i'm not (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 29, 15:29:50
        
        You are... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 17:15:01
- He's from Barcelona you know. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 14:54:41
  - I love Barcelona... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:10:10
  - Que... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 14:57:29
    - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 14:58:54
- on what? (n/m) (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Oct 29, 14:51:24
  - 5live. Finished now. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 14:51:42
    - Frankie Boyle on now (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 14:54:07
      - "I would happily punch everyone of you in the face" would have been a good title! (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Oct 29, 15:05:12
        
        Flipping heck - 170-date tour. All sold out. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 15:07:46
        
        Just eating Pizza or Chinese every night! (General Chat) - wgf500, Oct 29, 15:08:56
        
        Have you been to Carlisle?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:11:06
      - We're off to see My Boyle in Sep... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 14:58:47
        
        He will be. The croc-wearing off-road prammers at Latitude hated him. He was just saying (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 15:00:15
        
        I wanted to see him... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 15:11:42
      - haha - discussing the competitive tension between him and Howard (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 14:56:33
        
        Ah, obviously not :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 14:57:44
      - is he that mudra thaty became a playwrite? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 14:56:23
So, what exactly is a Quantum of Solace. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 28, 17:12:15
- A small consolation (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 28, 17:17:22
- I think it was something about getting over anything in a marriage as long as you love (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:16:10
  - So (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 28, 17:16:47
    - well it is james bond (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:19:32
- It's like a quarter of sherberts (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Oct 28, 17:16:01
  - First 2-3 are nice, but then you hate yourself after you've eaten them all? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:24:59
    - Precisely...half of lemon sherberts...shaken, not stirred (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Oct 28, 17:36:33
- Yoohoo! (General Chat) - mr chimp, Oct 28, 17:15:57
- It's a small mouse called Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 28, 17:14:43
- I did know, but I've forgotten (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:13:56
  - this? (General Chat) - Stoopish, Oct 28, 17:17:19
    - here you go (General Chat) - Stoopish, Oct 28, 17:19:59
- Its a film about James Bond (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 28, 17:13:55
Complaint Watch - Over 10,000 now (General Chat) - Small, Oct 28, 17:07:16
- Was there this much euphoria about Billy Connolly cracking jokes (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:32:01
- What a bunch of cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 28, 17:30:39
- mean while people are getting thier houses repossesed (n/m) (General Chat) - the59ers, Oct 28, 17:15:01
  - Not to mention the shameful actions going on in the De Menezes enquiry (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:29:33
- Is this the Ross/Brand thing (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 28, 17:14:56
  - Think that's where I am about it, same as Vegas being a fat pervert as a comedy act (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:25:44
- I do, actually (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 28, 17:09:35
  - Why? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 28, 17:55:40
    - Tsk (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 28, 17:59:51
    - Far more distasteful is acting for criminals (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 28, 17:58:14
  - I do a bit (General Chat) - Small, Oct 28, 17:12:29
  - surely you have something better to be getting on with? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 28, 17:11:40
    - It didn't take long (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 28, 17:14:27
      - and the Poll Tax (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 28, 17:16:14
        
        And the Iraq war (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:27:17
- seriously sad people (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 28, 17:09:35
  - Why is evincing concern over the standards of our national, state-funded broadcaster sad? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 28, 17:11:39
    - well i think it's rather sad (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 28, 17:22:01
      - You don't think it raises concerns over the editorial culture in our state-funded..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 28, 17:31:25
        
        many people cause public offence (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 28, 17:37:45
        
        It isn't the piece..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 28, 17:41:19
        
        It's the piece as well, I think (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 28, 17:50:39
        
        so why can't people say (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 28, 18:15:40
        
        I agree with that (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:52:29
        
        Perhaps, I shouldn't have said the piece per se..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 28, 17:52:17
        
        Perhaps, I shouldn't have said the piece per se..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 28, 17:52:17
        
        I think it was very bad taste, but I don't think any different of either for it (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:40:16
        
        Be a bit like cutting off someone's hand for nicking a sweetie (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 28, 17:40:54
        
        if it's my sweetie they're nicking (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 28, 17:48:12
        
        loved that yellow and green sweet story (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 18:04:37
        
        Totally agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 28, 17:39:32
        
        I suppose if it did, Graham Norton would be shitting his pants (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:34:44
        
        Not really (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 28, 17:33:46
      - yoghurt knitting, is the phrase your after (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 17:26:44
      - But if it helps get rid of Ross I'd love it off. Keep on complainig everybody! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 28, 17:25:47
        
        i like ross (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 28, 17:29:06
        
        Originally paid not to pronouce R..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 28, 17:32:23
        
        And I heard a fantastically amusing piece with Brand..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 28, 17:36:35
        
        Have to say I don't really like him (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 28, 17:34:32
It's about time Lee Clark had a song.... (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 28, 16:51:41
- Mine (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 16:53:09
  - he's quite little (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 16:55:30
    - He gets really angry (NCFC) - Small, Oct 28, 16:59:00
      - he is very animated (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 17:09:44
    - Mine (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 16:57:42
      - perfect (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 16:58:31
Has Lita got a song yet? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:43:52
- How about something to Abba - Chiquita (NCFC) - Murray Grimes, Oct 28, 17:12:30
  - That might be a little too gay for the Barclay (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 28, 17:40:28
- Lovely Lita, Carl Moore paid (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 28, 17:09:00
  - due more recognition (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 17:29:17
- I think he's a loan now (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 28, 17:03:02
  - enormous melons (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 28, 17:04:00
- A loan again, naturally (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 28, 16:59:03
  - The Love song, "Alone Again Or"? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 28, 18:07:05
- yes (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 16:58:09
- Leroy Lita, He's another on loan striker, (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 28, 16:55:57
- Was trying to think of something to the tune of (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 28, 16:50:54
- I instantly thought of Lola by the kinks, but couldnt be arsed to make up any words (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 16:47:00
  - i met him in a club down in old reading (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 28, 17:04:37
  - la la la la Leeeeeeroyyyy (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 16:52:46
  - ummm (NCFC) - Stoopish, Oct 28, 16:52:21
- Mine (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 16:46:46
  - Goosetastic (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 28, 16:53:02
Score prediction for tonight: (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 28, 16:19:18
- we'll win (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 28, 16:32:30
- 2-0 to them (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 28, 16:28:56
- FT 1-3 (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 28, 16:25:53
- I'm worried we'll get a hiding tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 28, 16:23:47
- BTW did you see Doc's free header against Donny - i would have tented if that had gone in! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Oct 28, 16:23:16
  - I did a massive GEEEEEEEEWWW ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN DOC (NCFC) - lurd, Oct 28, 17:01:42
- 1-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 28, 16:23:08
- 2 - 4. Lita (2) Rusty, Doc. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 28, 16:19:34
  - How about a new song for the Ginger Pele? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:22:43
    - mine (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 16:26:04
      - I just tried to sing that - It gets a bit bent-up about half-way through (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 28, 16:30:09
        
        What, right out loud or whoops inside ur head? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 28, 16:42:26
        
        Did you do the 'Oi' at the end? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 16:34:27
        
        I did it in the style of Danny 'Fuck Abaht' Dyer. Sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 28, 16:39:54
        
        Shame on you. He was on Buzzcocks the other night. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 16:44:26
        
        i quite liked him on that (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 28, 16:50:33
        
        You have to do it in a traditional music style like Bellowhead. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 16:31:47
        
        The Johnny Cash song outlined above is really easy. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:31:42
  - Think we'll lose :( (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 16:20:28
    - keep the faith (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 28, 16:24:03
    - Nooooooo!! We're on a roll!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 28, 16:20:49
      - I think it will be 4-0 Derby at ht & we will come back & win 8-4. (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:22:25
Almost, but not quite! (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 28, 15:57:03
- who gives a fuck? (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 15:58:12
  - Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 28, 16:16:42
    - Good point. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 28, 16:26:06
  - Nobody (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 28, 16:09:31
    - :( (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 16:15:37
      - Mine was the one that looked like a cat had puked down the front of it. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:16:30
        
        The bird shit shirt. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 28, 16:27:28
        
        I bought that on the day we lost 7-1 to Blackburns (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 16:30:32
        
        Blackburns 7-1... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 28, 16:36:24
        
        Although... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 28, 16:39:58
        
        It saddens me that the whole of Europe saw that kit, when we've had so many good ones. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:41:29
        
        But... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 28, 16:47:49
        
        it was a great shirt. I have no idea what the problem is (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 28, 16:54:28
        
        I was proudly wearing my shirt as it was my 11th birthday. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:32:49
        
        chips challenge!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 16:34:57
        
        I was *killer* at Chip's Challenge. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:37:46
        
        I was at Ampleforth College that day. Monk tastic (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 16:31:41
        
        mine was the Scoreline one when we was sponsored by Fosters Lager (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 28, 16:18:49
        
        Did you have the Fosters lager logo on it? (NCFC) - Small, Oct 28, 16:21:38
        
        it did (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 28, 16:27:49
        
        But I thought it was only childrens who drink Fosters. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:23:19
        
        I thoughts the general concensus was Fosters is good in pubs, and shite in cans (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 16:25:08
        
        well when they did the census, they dint ask me. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 28, 16:26:53
        
        We'll never better that kit will we? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 28, 16:20:03
    - Forest Away (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 28, 16:10:36
      - I'm planning on doing that one. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:13:23
        
        No real caps trip running cos of the cheap singles (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 28, 16:28:49
        
        OK - cheers. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:30:54
        
        ?30 (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 28, 16:17:05
        
        Actually, the Brighton-Nott'm train ticket is ?30 if I book now. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:18:28
        
        Cheaper to get singles mate between London - Nottingham (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 28, 16:27:15
        
        Walk to Nodge and watch it in The King's with us. I'llget you a half. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 28, 16:20:21
        
        I'll King it up with you all in Nodge in the near future, promise. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:21:01
        
        9 English Pounds. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 28, 16:14:51
        
        Less than thirty suits me fine. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 16:15:40
      - Oh yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Oct 28, 16:13:01