You normally find the people with the most money hang back to the last

and are the ones piping up when it's time to go to the bar, delegating who's turn it is

That way they get free beers cos at the end of the night their turn isn't needed as it's hometime

Going in rounds with people like that, is the same as sharing the bill. Even though everything you've had comes to ?20, you've put ?30 in and there's still someone walking round saying it's ?20 short

Posted By: pants on November 7th 2008 at 15:00:51

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"Top Ten Most Irritating Phrases" (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:31:57
- i was cunted (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 7, 15:19:04
- "Work smarter" (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:15:28
- A squib is a small explosive charge, not a firework (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 7, 15:13:42
- The wall did its job (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 15:05:03
- "A wealth of midfielders" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:03:11
- "No" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:01:51
- "Early doors" (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:01:30
  - I agree with that one "was thinking about getting taxis early doors" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 15:03:22
- "King of deals" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 15:01:26
- "You're good to go." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:59:14
  - You sound like you work with a lot of transatlantic wannabes (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:02:40
    - No, but I used to work with some of your actual Americans. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:05:53
      - The Kingses American called mbk a 'nob-head' about 9 times last night (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 15:22:27
        
        Is it that great big fucker? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:23:18
        
        He's not that big - just very intense and in your face (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 15:33:49
- "You look like you're writing a letter" (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:56:43
  - You can switch that off. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:58:44
    - How? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:02:07
      - Oh I can't remember. I think they got rid of it in Office 2007, what I use. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:07:04
        
        That do an all (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:10:01
      - Ask clippy (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:04:19
        
        Look (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:07:26
        
        ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:09:15
        
        I love you (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 15:13:59
        
        Knowing I've helped is more than enough. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 15:18:34
  - ↓ (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 7, 14:58:37
- Absolutely (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 7, 14:56:28
- "I'm not being funny but..." (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 14:56:21
- "Going forward" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:53:22
  - ^^^^ That one. Yes that one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 7, 14:54:45
- "Not tonight, I'm too tired" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:51:38
  - "Not tonight. We've been married for more than ten years. You've used all your goes up." (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 7, 14:52:35
    - Try playing your joker (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:55:44
- 18 appearances since 2005 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:48:39
- God bless America (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 7, 14:47:42
  - "Old Glory" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:52:43
    - on the fly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:53:36
  - get go (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:48:49
- "It's your round." (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 7, 14:44:33
  - Rounds is the worst invention ever (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:46:51
    - Only if you're skint, or tight (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:47:46
      - Except, people with the most money, are often the ones swindling the round (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:49:26
        
        but point taken. But if I know my 5 pints cost ?15 (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:50:39
        
        Cos at some point you always add one in for your mate who is with another crowd (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:57:40
        
        You normally find the people with the most money hang back to the last (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 15:00:51
        
        Oh well, much easier here. All goes on a tab, and then one of two things happens (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:03:39
        
        I literally fight my corner (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 15:08:58
        
        Miserable sod (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 15:10:47
        
        Worst part about it is, I try to get my own, but someone will always offer (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:52:18
        
        Tight get (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 7, 14:54:15
        
        Thanks for your input (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:54:59
- All He Ever Does Is Score Goals (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 7, 14:42:49
  - Winner (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 7, 14:53:02
    - Classic earnshaw was against arsenal last year (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:58:06
  - not any more (General Chat) - pants, Nov 7, 14:45:37
  - Ha ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 14:43:50
- How about "to be honest", which 90% of the time preceeds a lie ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 7, 14:41:25
  - "Let's touch base", really really really gets my goat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 14:46:59
- "Woi av we got soo many loon plaa'ars Neyal?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 7, 14:38:04
- "It's selwynoclock" (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 7, 14:35:33

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