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A loan from July 'til December. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 12:23:39
- Crossed my mind as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 19, 12:25:08
Official SMS: Jimmy Smith signed on loan until end of december. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 12:01:35
- oh, and if he's brilliant, what a feeling it's going to be going into january (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 12:12:10
- I'm stunningly underwhelmed (NCFC) - pieman63, Jul 19, 12:09:01
  - "hugely successful loan period" according to OS (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 12:11:05
    - ...but absolutely average according to QPR fans who actually watched him play (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Jul 19, 12:13:54
      - My QPR supporting friend really rated him (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 12:19:41
        
        You haven't got any friends, you just work with people (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 12:20:35
        
        Oh yeah sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 12:25:32
        
        :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 12:27:29
      - Oh, hopefully he learnt from it, pre season starts with us, and new start (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 12:19:04
      - More importantly, what is he like on championship manager? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 19, 12:16:08
      - He scored against us. Automatically means we have to sign him. (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 19, 12:15:54
        
        One of the hugely impressive 7 I think he scored last season.... (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Jul 19, 12:16:55
        
        7 in 22 games isn't bad for a midfielder (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 12:23:25
        
        His record is better than Dixons. (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 19, 12:19:03
        
        what about Currys? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 12:20:23
        
        His was hot (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Jul 19, 12:21:28
        
        Dixons don't sell records (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 12:19:59
- One Jimmy Smith, there's only one Jimmy Smith! .... eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 19, 12:04:34
  - Jimmy Knackers (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 12:16:10
- link (NCFC) - Swarn, Jul 19, 12:04:12
New Harry Potter, spoiler alert, dont read if you dont wanna know the ending (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 19, 11:46:47
- He doesnt die, the last chapter is set 19 years into the future and he has 3 kids? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 19, 11:52:16
  - think somewhere along the line he is raped by a horse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 19, 11:54:24
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - spermy, Jul 19, 11:57:53
  - lollorosso (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 11:53:40
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 19, 11:55:45
- I've heard every book has a different last page. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 19, 11:48:14
  - technically, that's true (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 12:02:35
- i wish they would all die in one massive explosion! (n/m) (General Chat) - spermy, Jul 19, 11:47:44
Golfs a great sport innit! (n/m) (General Chat) - spermy, Jul 19, 11:37:32
- Indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 19, 11:42:11
  - who do you fancy? (n/m) (General Chat) - spermy, Jul 19, 11:45:52
    - Elisha Cuthbert (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 19, 11:53:36
    - Anna Friel (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 11:51:42
      - Nice....got that girl next door innocent look (n/m) (General Chat) - BITSA, Jul 19, 11:53:08
        
        Got that investment look to (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 11:59:17
    - Angelina Jolie. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 11:46:39
      - overrated and weird (n/m) (General Chat) - spermy, Jul 19, 11:46:59
        
        I'd never climb off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 11:49:16
        
        haha (General Chat) - pants, Jul 19, 11:54:01
        
        i'd never climb on... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 11:53:59
        
        yep..weird and overrated but... (General Chat) - spermy, Jul 19, 11:56:46
Just got my exam results (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jul 19, 11:25:45
- What exams were they? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 19, 11:26:01
  - CIMA (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jul 19, 11:27:20
    - Which level?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 11:28:04
      - 9... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 19, 11:28:27
        
        Brom if that was an atempt at humour it was crap...as usual.. (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 11:32:13
        
        *attempt* (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:35:28
        
        Fatty Fatty Fat Fat (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 11:38:19
        
        keh?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 11:37:10
        
        *have* not *of* (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 11:33:30
        
        keh?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 11:35:03
        
        tut tut (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 11:34:54
        
        take it as a sign that you should do something less dull then (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 11:31:33
        
        pays well tho (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jul 19, 11:34:59
        
        but if you're anything like the bunch in my office it'll be wasted on you (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 11:39:39
        
        I'm a planning analyst and don't like to call myself an accountant (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jul 19, 11:48:52
        
        i don't like to call myself a speccy-4-eyed-geek (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 11:52:01
        
        I'm a group accountant (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 11:42:20
        
        I misstype "account" as "acocunt" all the time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 12:17:37
        
        how on earth did I manage to mispell accounts?!?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 12:16:19
        
        i thought that was a joke i didn't quite understand! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 12:19:55
        
        the fella who consolidates our accounts (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 11:49:40
        
        and that should be to Half Pint (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 11:32:29
        
        WE KNOW (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 11:32:35
        
        Brom didn't... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 19, 11:32:45
        
        Nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 19, 11:34:31
        
        P10 actually....the final paper (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jul 19, 11:29:45
        
        I passed 8 last May. Still have 2 and the final level to do. (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 11:34:53
        
        good luck (General Chat) - Half Pint, Jul 19, 11:35:41
        
        Cheers (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 11:39:01
cheeky b'stard thing says I'm overweight (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 19, 11:16:00
- Actually, Ben can you delete this post? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 19, 11:33:44
- I'm in the 14th?!?! (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 11:30:34
  - So is my leg (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 19, 11:31:48
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:33:17
- 25% percentile (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 19, 11:20:08
  - University education ....................pfffffffffffffft (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 19, 11:25:58
  - waif (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:21:14
    - ... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 19, 11:23:51
      - True (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:28:57
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 19, 11:30:13
- I'm in the 45% percentile. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 11:18:44
- 34th percentile. There must be some fat bastards around. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:18:31
  - Look at the bottom: it's comparing you to yanks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 11:28:15
  - or some right muscley fuckers (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 19, 11:19:43
I would not be surprised if the announcement today is someone other than Smith, cos... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:06:34
- I'll trust your instincts and previous experience in football transfers with that one (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 11:15:43
- ive an idea.... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 11:11:17
- I thought it was interesting that Grant said "We'll know more later tonight ..." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 11:09:30
  - That would make sense, although it would still be a bit strange for him to play (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:10:50
    - Actually I think I'm trying to delude myself that we'll sign a defender or two today and (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:12:32
Will Sheff Weds defence be watertight this season? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 19, 10:54:34
- Do you want a punch in the lug? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 10:57:05
  - It's cos they had their team photo done (Other Football) - pants, Jul 19, 11:17:32
    - Thats 1st class! (n/m) (Other Football) - Auckland Rob, Jul 19, 11:27:37
Clint Easton has signed for the mighty Hereford United (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 10:38:01
- Oh look, another steve in holland smug comment (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 10:42:06
  - Bully (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 10:53:51
    - Truthfully though, you post smug illinformed remarks on here all the time (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 11:02:09
      - FFS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:07:33
        
        That's what I think most times you post, other times I fucking cringe (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 11:09:31
        
        you care too much (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:17:07
        
        What a load of shit (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 11:28:34
      - I lick his arse because it's so flavoursome (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 11:05:31
        
        Cheers Brom. I'll keep eating those Snickers for you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 11:07:53
  - Stop fishing (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 10:43:09
    - Fishist. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 19, 10:49:53
    - black pots kettles (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 10:44:04
      - Racist. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 19, 10:49:15
      - Kettles pots black? Is 'Kettles' a snooker player? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 10:45:47
        
        Take your own advice (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 10:50:17
        
        Where as you don't have to do anything to look like a cunt - comes naturally (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 10:53:46
        
        Bromist. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 19, 10:51:23
        
        Istist (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 10:53:48
        
        I have tasted my own medicine. Carry on. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 19, 11:08:46
        
        Early start today. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 19, 10:47:24
        
        "Sorry Dad" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 10:54:16
        
        Okay (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 10:50:17
- Herefordist. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 19, 10:41:01
Jimmy Smith..... (NCFC) - Great Barrier Teeth, Jul 19, 10:04:29
- how do we all know its smith!? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 10:10:45
  - cos it says so on his birth certificate, what else did you think his name is? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 19, 10:35:24
  - BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Great Barrier Teeth, Jul 19, 10:32:28
  - colney rodent says so (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 19, 10:13:47
  - we should get Jones from Man U as well. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 19, 10:13:25
    - Alas (NCFC) - Clairvoyant Creosote, Jul 19, 10:41:10
    - I see what you did there alas I dont think Brom did (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 19, 10:33:35
      - lol, you are certainly sharp Mr KLC. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 19, 10:38:43
    - Is that the David Jones that signed for Derby for 1m last January? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 10:16:07
- Use to be an excellent coach albeit he is very old, do we need more coaches? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 19, 10:06:50
- lunchtime or dinnertime ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 10:06:35
  - 12.30ish!!! but.... (NCFC) - Great Barrier Teeth, Jul 19, 10:08:57
    - Brilliant! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 19, 10:16:58
  - Dinnertime in the north, lunchtime in the south. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 10:07:36
    - Dinner ladies don't exist in the south then? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 10:37:36
      - No, they are lunchtime supervisors (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 10:38:29
        
        rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 10:39:23
        
        He's right you know. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 10:44:27
        
        I can imagine (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 19, 10:45:15
    - Correct (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 10:20:30
      - Didn't realise there was a time difference (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 10:33:00
        
        Been out of the UK too long (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 10:36:59
How are west ham gonna get 30 million quid for a player illegally signed.... (Other Football) - phrankin, Jul 19, 09:31:48
- Yet sheff utd have no case to be reinstalled cos the deal was all perfectly fine (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 19, 10:02:41
- So basically they will make a 25m profit, plus staying in the Prem. Crime does pay then. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 09:35:32
  - Sell for thirty million, donate the profits to Sheffield United. (Other Football) - tim berry, Jul 19, 09:39:29
    - Hmmm good idea (Other Football) - Clairvoyant Creosote, Jul 19, 09:45:01
      - I hope Sheff Utd go back up. There's still two places up for grabs. (n/m) (Other Football) - tim berry, Jul 19, 10:07:08
        
        Warnock being a cunt has made me hate Shef Utd for eternity! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 10:10:22
        
        I found his cuntishness quite funny towards the end.. (Other Football) - Small, Jul 19, 10:13:39
        
        Ippo really really hate them, so my enemy's enemy being my friend ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 10:16:45
  - Yeah, but they've got loads of fans and they won the world cup in '66. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 09:38:34
    - oh yeah lots of fans.... (Other Football) - phrankin, Jul 19, 09:42:43
    - Odd they only finished 12th in Div.1 that year (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 09:42:22
- no surprise (Other Football) - megson, Jul 19, 09:34:24
  - very true - I always thought of our football as relatively corruption free (Other Football) - phrankin, Jul 19, 09:42:09
Those Academy profiles mentioned below (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 09:15:32
- Joe Lewis is a City fan (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 19, 09:40:48
- HALLIDAY IS I WOULD THINK! (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Jul 19, 09:40:00
- Didn't know BAlly was Saf Iffricen? have you never played football manager? (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 19, 09:20:12
  - Damien Duff likes folk music and protest songs. (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 19, 09:25:06
    - like pearce and the sex pistols (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 19, 09:59:48
      - And the Clash - he's well into the Clash. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 10:06:30
- I thought Renton looked a chunky fucker against Lowerstoft! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 09:18:47
  - So not this weedy Gerrard-lookalike then ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 09:20:46
    - Thats him, but he looks a lot different now... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 19, 09:23:39
- Renton in that photo is unrecongnisable from the Renton I saw last season. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 09:17:16
Latest Bowyer news.. (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 19, 07:45:07
- That isn't news, that's a packet of sausages. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 19, 09:13:48
- silly sausage (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 19, 07:48:53
I'm off to bed. You girls play nicely. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:44:37
It's Jimmy Smith according to bloke on OS (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 18, 23:36:12
- 22+7 league apps for QPR 6 goals (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Jul 19, 05:02:40
- that would do me (NCFC) - matt in london, Jul 18, 23:46:49
- In fairness he looks a very good player, I wonder if they will throw in Cuducini as well. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 23:38:57
  - Hardly what I'd call a "Premiership midfielder" though (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 18, 23:42:40
    - No, I would call him a top keeper though. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 23:43:34
      - Have you ever seen Cudicini played midfield? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 18, 23:44:45
        
        yes many times, well I sits more advanced that Etuhu & Safri did at times last season. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 23:46:35
        
        Then sign him up, Granty (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 18, 23:47:42
  - We're all keepered up now though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:39:59
    - Yes but at least Granty would be able to talk about his top player loan deal, also (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 23:41:25
Lee Bowyer can fuck the fucking fuck off (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 18, 23:20:56
- even if he isn't coming here he can still fuck off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 18, 23:21:32
  - The energy & drive he would bring to us I would love, sign him up (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 23:33:36
    - I don't think I live a righteous life, but I'm a regular Motherfuckin' Theresa (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 18, 23:35:33
      - Btw Grant hasn't spoken to him so it's all wind & bluster anyway. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 23:36:52
        
        He just gets my back up. (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 18, 23:38:25
        
        Me, I would rather sign Lee Hendrie. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 18, 23:39:40
  - I couldn't fucking agree more. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:23:12
  - I'm sure Bowyer is crying himself to sleep (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 18, 23:23:00
    - Did I say I thought he would be? (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 18, 23:23:55
      - Your comment was so incisive. I know if it was aimed at me, I'd be blubbing like a baby (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 18, 23:26:06
        
        As you enjoyed it so much here's another one. (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 18, 23:28:32
        
        Golly. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:29:07
        
        Arf. I do apologise. I realised as soon as I hit return that "golly" probably not the (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:30:12
        
        LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 18, 23:39:48
        
        Yeah, me too, but a bit naughty, shouldn't. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:42:22
        
        I despise Lee Bowyer...and the county of Lincolnshire. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 18, 23:29:56
        
        You know what, I fucking hate Lincolnshire too. So do both my brothers. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:33:06
        
        Wow. Aren't you a couple of cunts? (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 18, 23:39:42
        
        You can't handle the truth. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:40:58
        
        Hey hands up there; you've got my number (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 18, 23:43:48
        
        Not convinced that's appropriate usage of "incisive". (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:27:38
Official NCFC SMS: "Grant hints at loan signing: (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 22:54:00
- not bowyer, according to grant on the pink un (n/m) (NCFC) - matt in london, Jul 18, 23:15:30
  - Fab. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:21:19
  - he's not ruling him out completely though (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 23:21:08
    - I do rather hope his wage demands would be too high. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:24:16
- Klobo's message from earlier... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 18, 23:00:48
  - but they say midfielder (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 23:03:05
  - Sorry, Duck's message. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 18, 23:01:22
- it's an official ncfc text message (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 22:59:03
  - Excuse to milk 2 X standard network charge x number of subscribers (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:02:23
    - no (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 23:04:01
    - *French (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 23:02:47
  - The club doesn't comment on speculation (NCFC) - ede, Jul 18, 23:02:20
    - it's like: 'look at us, we're signing loads of players from the prem' (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 23:04:56
- Nigel Quashie or Lee Bowyer (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jul 18, 22:58:31
  - from website: (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 23:00:28
    - Hmmm. I'd rather not have a 1st choice central midfielder who'll only be with us 3 months (NCFC) - The Judge, Jul 18, 23:03:41
      - fingers crossed (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 23:05:18
report on official site (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 22:28:21
- Double ctrl+v-age. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 22:29:46
  - oopsydoopsy (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 22:32:18
    - Great picture indeed (NCFC) - The Judge, Jul 18, 22:54:12
Jetlag (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 21:36:13
- Yep. Try at all times to stay in the same country/timezone. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 22:19:25
- poof (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 21:47:52
  - Tried that too. Result - no sleep, hangover and sore arese (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 21:48:36
    - arse even (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 21:48:41
- try (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Jul 18, 21:38:31
  - Tried that last night. Result ? Still couldn't sleep but hung over in the bargain (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 21:39:29
- Lucky vane in the 2:30 at wincanton (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jul 18, 21:38:07
4-0 full time. Cureton with two (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 21:35:44
- Drury with 1, who got the other one ? (hope it was Dave) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 21:59:16
  - Lathrope. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 22:20:20
So just for the record (NCFC) - Jim, Jul 18, 16:45:24
- Good article here. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 17:01:16
  - Good read that (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 17:24:10
  - as per michael jackson? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 18, 17:02:56
- Only the OJ Simpson case baffles me more I think (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 18, 16:53:08
  - wait till spector gets off :s (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:53:48
    - that would be baffling (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 16:54:30
- Bottled out of the civil case though (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:46:57
QUESTION: Who Here Would like to smack Kieron Dyer in the mouth..... (NCFC) - Thomo, Jul 18, 16:21:57
- watch.... (NCFC) - Gob on a Stick, Jul 18, 16:36:23
  - Check out top ten fights on that list (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:39:22
    - HAHA GO ON DERVELD!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Jul 18, 17:33:58
      - Where was John Hartsons training Spat & Maradona at Barca in that clip? (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Jul 18, 17:38:34
        
        Was waiting for maradona's against Bilbao (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 17:40:36
- Lee "Would you like fries with that" Bowyer (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:25:29
  - flies (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:31:31
- lol. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 16:23:44
- Ha ha! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:23:23
If we sign Lee Scumbag I would be unbelievably unhappy (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:08:05
- Would we be happy if we could re-sign Bellamy? (NCFC) - BITSA, Jul 18, 16:23:26
  - Stroo (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:29:59
    - Combine with that (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 18, 16:32:02
  - Would feel the same (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:27:17
  - No way are they as bad! (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 18, 16:27:03
    - Hitting girls though (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:30:55
      - Or attacking team mates with golf clubs (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:32:02
        
        ginger twat deserved it (NCFC) - beckford, Jul 18, 16:34:33
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:35:09
        
        Yebbut (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:33:26
    - In general, it's more a case of learning from your mistakes, and some players (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:28:18
      - Lee Hendrie only gor done for drink driving, didnt he? (n/m) (NCFC) - BITSA, Jul 18, 16:29:25
        
        *got (n/m) (NCFC) - BITSA, Jul 18, 16:29:51
- sign him up! (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 18, 16:21:03
- would you react the same if it was john terry (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 16:14:34
  - Yep (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:19:43
  - Just remind me what he's done? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:16:39
    - Allegedly, according to unverified and scurrillous gossip... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 16:19:58
    - By the way, having seen a photo of JT's missus the other day (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:19:11
    - Was once done for his involvement in smashing a bouncer in the face with a glass bottle. (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 18, 16:19:09
      - Blimey, izzatso? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:19:50
        
        Yes, 'tis. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 16:21:27
        
        This is John Terry I'm talking about. (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 18, 16:21:14
        
        Terry was acquitted per wiki (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:22:33
        
        When you've got massive football club lawyers behind you, you're always going to get off (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:45:45
        
        And more importantly, the burden of proof is lower in civil courts. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 16:49:24
        
        And no-one seems to have sued JT in a civil action, which is rather fundamental (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:53:40
        
        You wonder if some people can be just paid off (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:57:22
        
        Didn't the judge basically call him a liar? (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 18, 16:53:21
        
        He was acquitte, yes. (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 18, 16:26:00
- Yes terrible signing a former England international (NCFC) - Jim, Jul 18, 16:12:25
  - I really, really disagree with that philosophy (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:15:43
  - Well, while most *are* cunts, yes, most are not small minded racist thugs. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 16:14:39
    - How do you know he is? (NCFC) - Jim, Jul 18, 16:20:42
      - Lee Bowyer was cleared of all charges in relation to that incident. (NCFC) - beckford, Jul 18, 16:23:51
- * hopes OG is right * (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 16:11:32
- This is Grants Norwich though (NCFC) - Jim, Jul 18, 16:11:27
- id be ecstatic with the horrible little shit too! (n/m) (NCFC) - spermy, Jul 18, 16:09:48
  - oh you said unhappy...oops! (n/m) (NCFC) - spermy, Jul 18, 16:10:18
Brom, you're a fucking bully (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 15:51:28
- I can't tell you how nice it's been having 3 weeks off you shit-stirring (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:05:24
  - it has hasn't it (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 16:08:52
    - Brom and pants play quite nicely together when Steve's not here (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:12:01
      - Brom was playing perfectly nicely today too, and I am here. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:12:52
    - i quite missed it (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 16:10:22
      - In the way that Lee Bowyer would add character to our dressing room (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:11:17
  - Yes, please. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:08:00
  - Business as normal entut. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 16:06:24
- ooh ooh, can I play? (n/m) (NCFC) - I like Turtles, Jul 18, 16:03:06
  - no (NCFC) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jul 18, 16:05:16
    - Who asked you (NCFC) - I like Turtles, Jul 18, 16:12:05
- the spack pack have arrived (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 15:52:30
  - Calm, Himmers. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 15:54:16
    - have chilled (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:18:29
      - Was it due to cool wet grass (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 16:25:39
        
        It was a good gary (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 16:53:09
    - Nice Gary (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 18, 15:54:43
      - Yup (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 16:06:51
        
        Cheers (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 16:07:40
- I thought it was a fairly accurate comment (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 15:52:12
  - I was actually going to make the same comment re: myself :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 16:06:58
How would you react if Bowyer joined us? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 15:20:11
- Wouldn't have a problem with it (NCFC) - Jim, Jul 18, 16:07:37
- severely up the arse. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 18, 15:51:32
- I'd think..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 15:38:00
- V unhappy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 15:35:05
- Seriously though, I'd really struggle with it and rather not think about it untill it happ (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 18, 15:33:57
  - ens. Me too (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 15:34:40
    - Ditto. He's an arsewipe I wouldn't want anywhere near my club (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 18, 15:38:10
- I'd go "clip, clippety clop" on the stairs (n/m) (NCFC) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jul 18, 15:31:29
  - Would you not say 'c**t'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 15:41:57
    - No (NCFC) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jul 18, 15:44:46
- with disgust (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 15:29:30
- I'd do a goose step in the King's (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 15:29:11
- I probably wouldn't go to games (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 18, 15:28:17
  - Hard one too, I just hope we don't sign the scumbag (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 15:30:43
    - I don't mind admitting this... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 18, 16:07:26
    - Wouldn't really be an issue for you though (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 15:42:14
      - fuck off cunt! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 15:44:59
        
        Blub (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 15:47:02
        
        shit stirring arsehole (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 15:47:26
        
        Why thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 15:48:17
        
        isn't a compliment, cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 15:48:45
        
        Good blub... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 15:50:42
        
        shit stirring cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 15:51:50
- I'd do a goose step in the King's (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 15:28:10
- I'd do a goose step in the King's (NCFC) - Small, Jul 18, 15:26:57
- I'd do a goose step in the King's (NCFC) - Small, Jul 18, 15:26:12
- Safri and Bowyer in midfield (NCFC) - XXL16, Jul 18, 15:24:06
- I'd try to start the Horst Wessel song in the lower Barclay (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 18, 15:20:31
"If you had to fight a small bear or a poomer, which would you fight?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 14:03:01
- This is a football message board! (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 18, 14:12:55
  - You could beat either by going straight for the jugliar. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 14:15:54
    - You and your jungle cats. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 18, 14:17:00
Little Baby Jesus Butt-Plug Owner's Club (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 13:34:42
- That's not nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 18, 13:38:41
- gayist (n/m) (General Chat) - spermy, Jul 18, 13:38:18
  - You don't have to be gay to enjoy ramming plastic deities up your arse (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 13:39:36
    - yes you do (n/m) (General Chat) - spermy, Jul 18, 13:42:14
      - oh, shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 13:45:15
        
        Time to come to terms with it Steve (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 18, 13:48:02
- I converted mine to run off the mains. I've worn his swaddling off. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 18, 13:36:26
Latitude Cludgie Flotsam (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:32:11
- right place this time (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 13:34:55
- What objects did you aspy in those feotid depths? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 18, 13:34:27
  - Did you see those feck off great beer and cider cans? (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:48:10
    - Yes. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 18, 13:50:01
      - I did but unfortunately only saw (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 18, 13:52:48
        
        That's a shame. I think they were just very careless or pissed. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 18, 13:55:28
  - Bet the pigeon wunt happy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 13:37:58
    - It was dead and had a bent beak, with some feathers gone off its body. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 18, 13:40:19
      - How did it die? Death by Mary towel? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 18, 13:42:56
        
        Could have been. Think it just fell in and got stenched up. It's wing was bendy. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 18, 13:45:12
  - I saw an axe, death and a whore (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 13:37:03
Midsummer Murders or Dalziel and Pascoe? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 13:28:58
- re-runs of Morse (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 13:30:53
- Dalziel and Pascoe by a million miles. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 13:30:22
  - Midsomer (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 18, 13:33:04
    - "Help, there's been a murder at the Village Fete" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 13:36:27
Brillo - maybe WW2 (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 18, 12:35:14
- Why would you tell the police? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 18, 12:38:20
  - Because whoever sent it knows your home address ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 12:40:23
    - and I suspect he wanted the rozzers to apprehend the guy (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:42:37
    - Ah... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 18, 12:41:53
      - But would the police stop that happening? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 18, 12:42:15
        
        Well, no, not definately. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 12:45:20
Favourite 'crap' city player of all time, nominations please (n/m) (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Jul 18, 12:29:39
- Malcolm Allen (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 12:44:17
  - Scored 4 in an fa cup match (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 18, 12:46:20
- Go along with Mr. Nightingale,... (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomas Grainger, Jul 18, 12:43:07
- who was that fat loanee a few years ago? (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:43:05
  - berie biggins (n/m) (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Jul 18, 12:55:58
- Ruel Fox (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:40:19
  - .. (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 12:41:47
- Simon Tracy (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 18, 12:40:15
- actually it must be (NCFC) - Firstnews, Jul 18, 12:39:20
  - *there (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 12:40:22
- louie donowa (n/m) (NCFC) - Gay_Nigel, Jul 18, 12:38:03
  - just for that Milk Cup Final moment alone (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:38:48
- Well.... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 12:36:51
- Victor Segura (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 12:36:02
- greg downs. He shoots, it hits the roof of............................. (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Jul 18, 12:34:42
  - wasn't he a POTS (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:36:23
- Mark Nightingale. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 18, 12:34:21
- papa diop n/m (NCFC) - Firstnews, Jul 18, 12:34:03
- Lee Power? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 12:33:17
  - Ah, the King of Offsides (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:34:18
    - My favourite ever football stat....... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 12:39:03
- There are just too many... (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:33:12
  - here.. (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Jul 18, 12:52:29
  - Here....... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 12:36:38
    - and where is JIM BLAIR? n/m (NCFC) - Firstnews, Jul 18, 12:40:52
      - or Trevor Benjamin (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:42:30
        
        You liked him?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 12:44:25
        
        I did when he left (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:46:33
  - Tap in (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:34:05
    - I think the 1999/2000 one tops even that (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:35:27
      - not for a cheap shot it dun't (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:36:42
        
        I dunno - they were really cheap shots (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:38:22
- henrik mortenson (n/m) (NCFC) - eadie2001, Jul 18, 12:33:09
  - Aha! (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 18, 12:38:52
  - I went to his first game (NCFC) - Firstnews, Jul 18, 12:36:44
- oxymoron (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:31:23
- Fernando Dervald (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jul 18, 12:30:36
- Robert Rosario (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 18, 12:30:35
- Fister. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 12:30:02
  - Point of order:- Nielsen was not crap (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 18, 12:30:26
    - Paul Dalglish was (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:33:35
    - "There's not a lot of demand for a non-scoring striker." - Ron Atkinson (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 12:32:38
      - Heskey's made a mint from it though (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 12:48:39
    - Was a bit crap. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 12:31:41
my questions for neil (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 11:59:34
- Why are you wasting time with web chats when there is a football club to run properly (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 18, 12:26:51
  - laughing at your own joke (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 12:29:19
- and why was Carl Robertson allowed to leave? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:18:00
  - stick to the rules (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:18:38
- Do you think we need a Malcolm Tucker on board...as he tells it how it is (kinda)... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 18, 12:17:32
- Could you ask him as well (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:17:05
  - "(oh, I am *so* looking forward to the wit)." (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 12:17:51
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 12:15:11
  - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 12:16:31
- Which in which city are the team with the initials BCFC and are not birmingham (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 18, 12:12:52
  - Bradford. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 18, 12:28:13
    - board violation smart arse (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 18, 12:34:04
- could you also ask him (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 12:12:51
- What is Dions Squad number? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 18, 12:08:15
  - It's a numerical symbol used to differentiate him from other members of the team (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:29:39
- Like Q6 (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 18, 12:04:14
- Q1: Answer (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:01:53
- What was NCFC's ever league win? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 18, 12:01:28
  - coquettish (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 12:08:48
  - last (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 12:03:50
- Erratum: number 3 should be (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 12:01:02
  - I do like number 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 12:04:00
    - Oh, and you should add "Does Střihavka mean Striker in Czech ?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 12:04:42
      - no, it means Editor (General Chat) - steven, Jul 18, 12:13:02
      - and if it doesnt can we have it changed so that it does (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 18, 12:07:33
- what do they do in trainun? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 18, 11:59:53
A lot of moaning about the board but what real changes would you like to see? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 11:16:42
- Cum shots. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jul 18, 12:28:27
  - In a variety of flavours? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 12:35:32
- a free small tray of sweetbreads, tripe and lights for all girls. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 18, 12:01:15
- I think a best of section...and a big brother style eliminate a poster (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Jul 18, 11:34:14
- a drummer (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 11:34:05
- Meat raffle (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 11:32:52
- a pissed up delia finding a different way to make herself look foolish each match (n/m) (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Jul 18, 11:24:16
- statue of the NCFC legend (as voted for by readers of the edp) outside the ground (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 11:22:52
- do they still do the golden goal on the big board? (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 11:22:11
- "Pin the Tail on the Donkerty" competitions at halftime (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 11:21:58
  - Are you in the ground? (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Jul 18, 11:34:58
    - no, I've left the ground (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 11:41:55
- scum fan burned at the stake outside the ground before every game (n/m) (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Jul 18, 11:21:35
  - Is that a hand operated one? or one of those that takes 2 AA bateries.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Jul 18, 11:45:43
- They should let me drive one of the golf buggies. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 11:21:15
- cheerleaders...we need to go back to old skool half time entertainment (n/m) (NCFC) - Swiss Yellow, Jul 18, 11:19:56
  - they had some on show last night.... (NCFC) - spermy, Jul 18, 11:20:52
    - agist (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 11:23:59
    - Was that a problem for you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 11:23:18
      - erm.. (NCFC) - spermy, Jul 18, 11:23:41
        
        Ha ha...... (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 11:24:12
- Guinness to be served at the ground (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 11:18:20
  - Real Ale to be served at the ground (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 11:19:23
    - lots of real ale fans on here (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 18, 11:20:34
      - Real Ale....don't mention it....I miss it sooooo much (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Jul 18, 11:26:08
      - used to be one of tony powells dresses quips (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 11:24:09
        
        My fave message poster of all time (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Jul 18, 11:27:54
        
        yeah ben outed him once, came back a few times (NCFC) - pants, Jul 18, 11:30:50
Reality Check (Longish post) (NCFC) - Burge, Jul 18, 11:06:55
- i agree we are building a team in Grants image (NCFC) - raretek, Jul 18, 11:39:25
- I'm probably going to be controversial again (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 11:20:36
  - Well... (NCFC) - Mahavishnu Creosote, Jul 18, 11:33:28
    - actually most of the promotion season Hucks played as a striker (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 12:01:14
    - unless Hucks has spent the summer learning how to play on the right (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 11:38:31
- Agreed, what we need most is an attacking midfielder, (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Jul 18, 11:13:55
  - Fotheringham? (NCFC) - Burge, Jul 18, 11:14:33
    - Rossi Jarvis has potential.... (NCFC) - spermy, Jul 18, 11:16:35
      - More a defensive midfielder I think (NCFC) - Mahavishnu Creosote, Jul 18, 11:38:08
    - still not made my mind up about him yet. (n/m) (NCFC) - trevor hockeys beard, Jul 18, 11:15:50
      - Good - anyone who has is being foolishly hasty. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 11:17:58
        
        Wouldn't go so far as foolishly. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 11:20:28
        
        Lappin had been playing regularly in the Scots Prem (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 11:24:53
Anyone here keep fish? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 10:44:09
- Yes, why? (n/m) (General Chat) - Newcastle Canary, Jul 18, 10:49:01
  - Here: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 10:52:18
    - Been a whilst since I've kept fish but can't you get oxygen tablets? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 10:54:46
      - Dunno. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 10:57:01
        
        yip (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 11:00:15
  - What's it like? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 10:49:43
- delia and michael not doing too well? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 18, 10:46:58
  - They seem to be OK, but it's early days. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 10:50:29
- quacks reckoned my brother in law might have got meningitis from fish so it's a bit of a (General Chat) - pants, Jul 18, 10:46:30
  - your not sposed ot eat them!? (n/m) (General Chat) - spermy, Jul 18, 10:47:35
Drummers at games? (Other Football) - songwriter81, Jul 18, 09:57:37
- Good for teams (Other Football) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 18, 10:07:17
- Drummers at games should be taken out and shot. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 10:02:48
  - I think it's better to take them out and gently explain the error of their ways (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 18, 10:05:14
    - It will be bad enough with the Blackpool drummer, aaaagggghhh !!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Commisar_Canary, Jul 18, 13:52:33
    - Better to surgically take them out in situ with the minimum of collateral damage (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 10:06:58
      - Look forward to the press conference (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 18, 10:08:31
- Arseholes (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Jul 18, 10:01:50
- oh god no.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:58:34
After all this Latitude fuss about Rodrigo y Gabriela, I had a squint on you tube and.... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:40:50
- I saw a few vids on internet too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:42:33
  - Ay carrumba! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:43:16
Anyone starting to feel a tiny bit sorry for Leeds fans? (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 18, 09:36:59
- No. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:38:13
  - Champions of Europe. Larf. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 09:40:55
It is the Jehovah's Witness event at Carrow Road this weekend... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 18, 09:30:59
- Brandyhoho and IED are going...they thought it was a new band! (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jul 18, 10:28:51
  - Wrong. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 10:32:35
- Surprised Delia still allows that what with being a devout cat licker (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 09:41:23
  - devout moneymaker too (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 18, 09:43:07
    - True. At least in her personal life. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 09:45:09
  - They clean the stadium or something when they are finished, so get a discounted rate (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 18, 09:42:55
    - Really? That's tremendous. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:45:18
      - Fukkern well turned out mind (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:46:59
        
        Hang on, I'm spotting a trend here. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:51:13
        
        "cleanliness is next to godliness" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 10:01:56
        
        I'll take my tweed jacket off (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 18, 09:57:13
        
        The old Muslims are a bit scraggy though (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:57:10
        
        No trend. They're all as fucking tonto as each other. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 09:56:53
- according to the EEN (General Chat) - south, Jul 18, 09:40:06
  - Last year was horrendous getting in and out of the flat in the car... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 18, 09:42:32
    - Not surprised. You'd have to seriously widen the doors for a start. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 09:45:34
      - :o) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 18, 09:50:06
- Right, who said Jehova? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:36:52
- My nephew has just married the daughter of a Jehovah's Witness. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:35:19
  - Don't forget to wish her a Merry Christmas and send her a birthday card. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 09:46:11
- you are joking ? don't think club should be associated with that sort of crap. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Jul 18, 09:33:16
  - No worse than George Michael. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 18, 10:00:46
    - George Michaels doesn't come round your house and try to bum you though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 10:04:41
      - Oh (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 18, 10:18:28
  - Every year for the past million years though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:34:31
    - Well they need to pick their prayers up a bit then (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 18, 09:40:55
  - Happens every year (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 18, 09:33:55
    - Dunt half see some fit birds at them Jehovas gigs (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:35:35
It's a beautiful day, lovely old Sun (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:15:58
- Thought you were a Daily Mail man, or possibly Express (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 18, 09:19:47
  - Independent ta (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:26:09
  - Nah the Sun has always been most supportive of "Our Boys" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 18, 09:24:57
    - For Fucks Sake (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:29:23
      - Your lot running around shooting people is far more dangerous for "our kids" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:32:21
        
        right that's it (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:34:21
    - ha I was about to say that...I'd imagine the Mail has been with them all the way too (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 18, 09:26:02
      - *sigh* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 18, 09:29:44
Mr Doncaster, time you and the other members of the (NCFC) - Chopper, Jul 18, 08:20:29
- How have THEY underperformed? (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 08:27:41
  - from Premiership to bottom of the First Division gives a clue! (NCFC) - Chopper, Jul 18, 08:42:25
    - The facts don't prove anything about the board's performance: (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 18, 08:47:47
    - so what SHOULD the Board have done differently? (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 08:46:30
      - If that is "looking after the finances properly" (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 18, 09:27:11
        
        I think you grossly underestimate.. (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 09:31:22
        
        There is a more straightforward way to spend less on players (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 18, 09:38:28
        
        OK, but that is the manager not the Board (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 09:39:16
        
        Which is where I think the board were remiss (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 18, 09:50:49
        
        he won the division title (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 09:56:58
        
        I'm sure you are right (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 18, 10:05:42
        
        was he not managing the transfer/players' wages budget (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 18, 09:53:08
        
        I don't know (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 18, 10:03:07
      - "look after the finances properly". You cannot be serious. (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 09:16:38
        
        if I buy I bigger house and increase my mortgage.. (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 09:23:51
      - They did not provide resources when we got promoted (NCFC) - Jim, Jul 18, 08:59:08
        
        FFS. For the last time. Yes they did. (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 09:06:56
        
        They could have tried spending it on the squad, not on the stands (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 18, 09:17:39
        
        we had to replace the South Stand because it didn't meet safety requirements (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 09:29:10
        
        Random wankers on here moaning is no indicator of what the "right" thing to do (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:33:48
        
        Couldn't agree more (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 09:41:06
        
        If they spend they are financially reckless and if they don't they are not ambitious (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jul 18, 09:58:37
      - Oh, and shouldn't they take credit... (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 08:49:06
        
        so Blackburn, Wigan, Portsmouth are all huge teams with (NCFC) - Chopper, Jul 18, 08:54:03
        
        Blackburn had Jack Walker (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 09:02:26
        
        Yes they are (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 08:58:22
        
        Can't have that one both ways. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 08:52:28
        
        I agree (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 18, 09:03:00
        
        precisely (n/m) (NCFC) - Chopper, Jul 18, 08:54:27
        
        Actually, I was suggesting Worthington should take credit for promotion (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 18, 09:03:40
Thoughts on the Etuhu transfer (NCFC) - Uncle Monty, Jul 18, 04:28:28
- Monty you terrible cunt! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:14:26
- "you can stick it up your arse for nothing, and fcuk off while you're doing it" (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 18, 07:43:47
  - What a wanker you are!!! BSE Canary (NCFC) - Sparkoe, Jul 18, 08:05:49
    - "What's your name, McFuck?" (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 18, 08:17:33
      - Your way out of your league son.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sparkoe, Jul 18, 08:47:07
        
        If I medicine you, you'll know you've been spoken to. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:20:51
    - "Get in the back of the van!" (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 18, 08:14:19
      - I know you can hear me, Boy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 18, 09:18:13
- good post...... (NCFC) - Mozzer, Jul 18, 07:19:26
- I concur with Uncle Monty........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 18, 06:42:21
- Thanks Uncle Monty - wouldn't it be nice if other people put their brain in gear before... (NCFC) - woody, Jul 18, 06:16:24
  - You mean Andy Hughes! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bob in France, Jul 18, 07:26:43
Match Report from Lowestoft (NCFC) - songwriter81, Jul 17, 22:24:29
- Goal Scorers were (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 17, 22:44:18
  - According to Dick Waghorn one of Rentons was actually Graham Rix (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 22:52:32
  - Lappin didnt score, it was Mickey Spill. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Jul 17, 22:46:35
- Did Martin do any frick-ons ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 22:39:16
- That Micky Spillane looks some player, huh? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 22:31:55
  - yes, 5 games in fact (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 22:37:50
- Wow good report, cheers. (NCFC) - Boris Johnson MP, Jul 17, 22:30:06
What a good looking chap (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 22:21:32
- Pulled a pan of boiling water over himself when he was a kid. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 22:23:43
- looks like he's about to eat that baby to feed his hungry hungry neck muscles (n/m) (NCFC) - Boris Johnson MP, Jul 17, 22:22:36
So I haul myself off the sofa to fetch my phone when it bleeps it's Official SMS alert. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 22:11:22
- rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 18, 08:29:53
good looking or not (General Chat) - south, Jul 17, 14:55:01
- No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 15:16:48
- no way (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 17, 15:01:13
  - no way (General Chat) - pants, Jul 17, 15:01:53
    - mna mna (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 17, 17:05:32
      - da do di do do (General Chat) - pants, Jul 17, 17:26:52
- yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - scruffy, Jul 17, 15:00:10
- yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 17, 14:58:13
- Is that an acronym? (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 17, 14:55:47
  - No it's an anagram... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 17, 14:57:30
    - More like YA MUT (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 14:58:32
      - Well, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 17, 15:01:02
      - ... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 17, 15:00:48
    - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 17, 14:58:28
FAO blindasabat (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 17, 14:51:42
- Brillig. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 15:18:10
- if you look caerphilly (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 17, 14:58:55
- That's a horsemouse though, isn't it ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 14:53:43
Strange... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 17, 14:22:33
- Dear Beverly... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 17, 14:32:49
  - Dear Beverley (General Chat) - pants, Jul 17, 14:36:45
    - She's not one of your cheap froozies, you know (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 17, 14:40:42
      - BULLY (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 17, 14:43:02
        
        BURRY!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 17, 14:44:07
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 17, 14:46:42
        
        ror (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 17, 14:49:46
        
        mirking it now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 17, 14:50:06
        
        It's been a frash in the pan (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 17, 14:52:02
        
        Haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 17, 14:46:11
- Yeah I look like Beckham as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 14:26:38
  - You will forever be... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 17, 14:30:32
    - Ha ha. Is that still around somewhere ? I lost that picture and can't remember (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 14:31:23
  - Now you are being ridiculous (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 17, 14:27:48
- Fuckan wars. Looks more like Jo Brand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 14:26:06
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 17, 14:26:17
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 17, 14:25:47
- Are you a fan of Beverley's monthly column? Write and tell us your view at Star Letters (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 17, 14:25:15
  - Done (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 17, 14:28:17
    - ha ha I bet you have too... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 17, 14:35:48
      - and (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 17, 14:38:38
        
        She'll be delighted. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 17, 14:43:46
  - Shall we all reply (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 17, 14:25:28
- haha, yeah you look just like her (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 17, 14:24:58
- Fuck fuck. Just had a fart escape with thatadvancement of giggling. Have to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 14:24:44
About time for a new Gumby ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 13:27:16
- ... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 17, 13:35:46
  - Yay! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 17, 13:46:43
  - Back of the net. Ta! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 17, 13:46:01
  - Hoorah! (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jul 17, 13:37:18
- Excellent (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 17, 13:29:49
- ha ha. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 13:27:52
Mercury Music Prize...Nominees...Discuss...Klaxons for me but not heard every album (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 17, 13:22:29
- Winehouse for me (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jul 17, 13:31:02
  - No, no, no, (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 17, 13:57:19
- Jamie T (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 17, 13:30:31
  - strange album that (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 17, 13:33:40
    - Might put money on JamieT to win it, actually. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 17, 14:43:35
- Bat For Lashes. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jul 17, 13:28:37
- Klaxons or fucking Winehouse I expect. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 13:25:48
  - I like a couple of Winehouse songs actually have to say (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 17, 13:29:21
  - (that's unfair, I actually quite like Amy Winehouse) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 17, 13:26:41
- No James Blunt? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 17, 13:24:50
- AW will win it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 17, 13:24:31