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It's absolutely essential we win this (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 15:46:41
- 2 above villa having played one more (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 20, 15:52:30
  - And having to play them soon as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 20, 15:52:40
- In 16th place right now :-( (n/m) (NCFC) - John in Texas, Apr 20, 15:50:40
Arse 1 up at Fulham (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 15:44:34
My main concern at the moment is that we appear to have zero threat up front, (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Apr 20, 15:44:13
- And Jacko on the bench! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Apr 20, 15:48:15
- no creativity story of the fucking season (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:45:25
  - Exactly. Our tactics won't allow it. (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Apr 20, 15:47:04
    - and it's all the striker's fault apparently! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:49:04
    - It's not our tactics, (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Apr 20, 15:48:23
      - you must be on the wind up (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:49:28
        
        Not at all, very little movement up front, easy to pick up. (n/m) (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Apr 20, 15:51:30
        
        oh dear (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:52:06
- absolute zero. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 20, 15:45:20
  - Apart from just then (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 15:45:43
fuck stoke goal (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 15:43:08
- peter crouch against his old club, lol! got to laugh, fuck off QPR (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 20, 15:46:44
- might turn out OK, as a win for us and stoke would........errrhm (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 20, 15:46:10
- Boo Boo Boo (n/m) (Other Football) - Coventry Yellow, Apr 20, 15:44:13
- Fucking QPR letting us down (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 15:43:47
- they'll beat us next week anyway (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:43:30
  - good job we're safe, as you've been saying for ages (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 15:44:25
    - yep (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:45:00
Goal would be good right now (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 15:40:59
Why is E Bennett back on the left wing after his performance against Swansea? (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Apr 20, 15:36:59
- takes a lot to make Hughton change his mind about anything, doesn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 15:41:58
  - I just thought the two assists would convince him he's a natural on the right (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Apr 20, 15:43:54
  - Yes, Bennett totally disappeared since those two early shots (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 15:43:05
wtf was that! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:20:52
- Why arn't you at the Goldstone Ground today? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 20, 15:23:34
  - why can't you add up to 300 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:24:26
    - cos you fucked uo and missed out an entire team you dolt. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 20, 15:26:57
      - but it still added up to 300 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:29:58
        
        or maybe you totally fucked up.....Im going for option 2 (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 20, 15:34:24
        
        yes i can't add up to 300 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:36:06
        
        jUst cant add up the correct amount of teams in the PL.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 20, 15:37:51
        
        I think you're both in agreement (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 15:39:29
        
        ha (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:39:58
        
        number of teams irrelevant to the relegation battle (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:39:21
- Awful, should at least give someone the chance to attack it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Apr 20, 15:21:38
- A shit delivery! (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Apr 20, 15:21:20
  - I might have that problem soon... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 20, 15:23:35
uh oh turner off (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:17:17
- Time for R.Bennett to prove that he's at least good enough against champs opposition (n/m) (Other Football) - Common Sense Police, Apr 20, 15:19:02
  - have he and bassong ever played together? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:19:31
    - Only a couple of times (Other Football) - Common Sense Police, Apr 20, 15:20:30
- Bennett R on (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 15:18:45
Newcastle one up (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 15:11:07
- against? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 20, 15:11:23
  - at West Brom (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 15:12:16
Just back from the barbers! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 20, 12:10:09
Yes! We're getting clappers tomorrow. Brilliant. Should help the atmosphere. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 19, 18:46:58
- Agreed. I'm going to clapper my fucking head off (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 19, 19:14:42
  - oh yeah? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 19, 19:15:56
    - I`ll join you (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Apr 19, 19:20:38
      - jafski is conducting a counter-insurgency op (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 19, 19:30:47
        
        we shall have to activate our sleepers (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Apr 19, 19:32:45
        
        cb41? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 19, 19:36:55
    - I'm sneaking over the turnstiles after you do that and replacing each missing clapper with (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 19, 19:19:07
      - #FUMINGFACE (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 19, 19:26:23
        
        plan B (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Apr 19, 19:31:17
        
        You've got me, I haven't got a plan B. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 19, 20:25:18
    - I'll buy 25,000 Kazooos as a back-up plan then. (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 19, 19:19:05
- shows how much club thinks atmosphere (NCFC) - Mozzer, Apr 19, 19:07:50
  - True, but some do. I think, get da yoot on the pitch beforehand and take it from there. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 19, 19:17:28
    - I wonder why they'd miss off "hurrah we've scored a goal"? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 19, 19:24:59
      - the only time we get a decent atmosphere at home now is when (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 19, 19:49:33
      - let`s have someone in front of the Barclay (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Apr 19, 19:27:05
- YAY! clapper dabbah doooooooooo i love them roight off (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 19, 18:50:02
  - squeeky Parp our way to victory (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 19, 19:15:31
- #yellarmy (NCFC) - King, Apr 19, 18:48:49
  - #Yellarmy (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 19, 18:56:39
So, they're brothers originally from Kyrgyzstan then (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 19, 17:00:52
- Were, odds on the other brother has a wooden overcoat in an hour or two (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 19, 17:05:59
Wrath Rele-Con Index Table (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 19, 16:58:33
- I'm (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Apr 19, 18:44:03
- What? No SCC? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 19, 17:04:15
  - He hasnt registered yet i dont think ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 19, 17:04:38
- 5. Forecast of 4 if we draw tomorrow, 3 if we lose. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 17:01:39
  - If we win tomorrow I'm at least a 4 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 19, 17:02:34
    - I'll be spending all Monday am trying to field updates if we lose. It'll go postal. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 19, 17:04:14
      - Can I ask that when you update the table om Monday (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Apr 19, 17:10:39
        
        Certainly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 19, 17:13:45
        
        ...and a pie chart please (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 19, 17:40:40
        
        has to be a Delia Pie then (n/m) (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Apr 19, 17:47:15
why is the computer in Space oddesey called HAL (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 19, 16:28:10
- because "cunt" is rude so they couldn't call it that (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Apr 19, 16:37:30
- I think I heard it was a reference to IBM, being one letter away in the alphabet (n/m) (General Chat) - StraightOuttaBacton, Apr 19, 16:31:27
  - Yeah I heard that too, can't recall where though (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 19, 16:33:02
- A play on IBM I believe - H, A & L are one letter before I, B & M (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 19, 16:31:18
  - thats what i heard as well (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 19, 16:34:21
- Easy, it has a Hardware Abstraction Layer on board (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 19, 16:31:13
  - did you just make that up? (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 19, 16:35:42
    - then put a car chase movie on (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 19, 16:37:51
      - Ha ha, yeah: (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 19, 16:51:22
      - oops wrong place (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 19, 16:38:17
    - Nope, it's kosher (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 19, 16:36:54
      - nonsense (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Apr 19, 16:38:47
        
        ..... (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 19, 16:39:56
        
        That's what the abbreviation means; but HAL in 2001 is different (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 19, 16:47:57
        
        Tis a moot point, and open to interpretation (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 19, 16:52:27
        
        God damn it. I've been Wikied (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Apr 19, 16:40:32
        
        Ceebees has let his persona of knowing fuck all drop (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 19, 16:43:22
        
        I still view him as a bumbling incontinent old drunk (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Apr 19, 16:55:03
- Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 16:31:04
  - Hardly any lather. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Apr 19, 16:36:22
People who think people should be shot because of what they wear should be shot. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 19, 12:19:02
- People who think that people who think people should be shot because of what they wear sho (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 19, 12:20:02
  - People who have guns should go out and shoot, (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Apr 19, 12:24:22
    - disagree (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 12:25:18
      - fuck 'em, animals taste good (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Apr 19, 12:29:10
      - What do you know about animals? You don't even eat them FFS !! (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 19, 12:26:03
        
        Shoot vegetables? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 19, 12:38:23
        
        Cabbage Patch dolls should be shot tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 19, 12:42:02
  - People that think should be shot. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 19, 12:24:01
- you think? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 12:19:46
  - No. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 19, 12:20:20
Since Schteve isn't here (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 08:27:16
- Some crazy eyewitness business going on on the twitters. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 09:02:34
  - luds on youtube an'all... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 19, 09:09:13
    - Twatlist of loads of people at the scene and journalists and that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 19, 09:11:11
- you should let the fbi know of your detective work tricky (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 08:34:31
  - chap in white cap on far left walking away.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 08:37:34
  - It wasn't mine, if I'm completely honest (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 08:36:38
    - lol i know (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 08:38:28
      - supermarket tills? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 08:47:57
        
        no (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 08:50:04
        
        Press conference just confirmed he died in Hospital (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 19, 09:36:07
        
        yeah the other guy who was stripped naked has been released (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 09:37:13
        
        oh might have been an innocent guy they took in (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 08:55:34
        
        particularly so if they turn out to be innocent (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 09:04:58
        
        yeah unlikely any innocents will have a shoot out with police tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 09:06:18
        
        Yeah, like how Jean Charles de Menezes had a shootout with the police (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 19, 09:13:27
        
        controversial (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 09:15:00
        
        Just pointing out that no-one innocent has ever been shot by the police (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 19, 09:16:01
        
        i'm sure loads have (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 09:18:23
        
        why are innocent people all having a shoot out? has the world gone mad? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 09:20:01
        
        ^^^Namby Pampy bedwetting liberal (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 19, 09:21:29
        
        uh oh (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 09:24:03
        
        Could be worse, could have called you Nampy Pamby. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 19, 09:26:21
        
        did he think that though and get it wrong? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 09:31:09
        
        I can see you dilemma, nasty stuff either way. Best to just ignore it and move on, try and (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 19, 09:32:54
        
        good plan. going to do some filing, keep busy. (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 09:34:33
        
        Have you any flies? That might help. File some flies. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 19, 09:35:34
        
        Try This .... (General Chat) - Pit, Apr 19, 09:36:55
        
        good idea (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 09:40:37
        
        vmt (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 09:21:12
        
        oh well, i'm sure they are doing the best they can (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 08:55:16
        
        don't want to have been sat in this chair... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 08:55:39
        
        Fuck-A-Nory. He should buy a lottery ticket tonight. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 19, 09:24:27
        
        Or she. Apologies for the inadvertant sexism, I assumed it was a man, equally as likely to (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 19, 09:25:44
        
        could have been a pet chimpanzee sat on it (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 09:32:36
        
        True, but male or female? One shouldn't assume and a chimpanzee has the right not to be (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 19, 09:34:54
        
        doesn't matter, i've worked out that the bullet in all probability would have just missed (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 09:39:26
        
        that was lucky (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 19, 09:03:16
- ffs! Daily Heil warning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 19, 08:32:31
- i think that's the one they're still pursuing (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 08:30:38
- (and sounds like one of them has been caught) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 08:29:29
WE WILL WIN TOMORROW!.... (NCFC) - Windowlicker1, Apr 19, 07:08:35
- That brings bck memories (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 19, 07:57:09
  - What us winning? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nice Guy Eddie, Apr 19, 08:09:56
- 4-1 to us, but a fiver on, do my predicitions ever let the Wrath down? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 19, 07:49:45
  - Good point; well made! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 19, 07:50:38
    - Many thanks BC, a win plus bear money, they'll see. :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 19, 07:51:09
- 1-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Nice Guy Eddie, Apr 19, 07:47:18
- Hell Yeah! (in a Dr Dre style) (n/m) (NCFC) - Drinklebells, Apr 19, 07:37:30
- Oh well I tried to cure the bedwetters!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Windowlicker1, Apr 19, 07:20:28
Lawro's predictions would be perfect for us this weekend. Finger's crossed! (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Apr 19, 06:23:23
- Fuck, he's predicted a win for us! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 19, 07:38:31
- Has he ever won an accumalator? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nice Guy Eddie, Apr 19, 07:29:19
- QPR and Everton wins please. (n/m) (NCFC) - avid_canary, Apr 19, 07:11:02
- Isnt he always wrong thpugh? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 19, 06:34:30
  - Even a stopped clock is right, twice a day (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Apr 19, 06:46:30
  - True - make it happen god (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 19, 06:44:52
  - Every dog has their day! (n/m) (NCFC) - Windowlicker1, Apr 19, 06:36:06
    - Yeah the Everton game felt like that tbh (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 19, 06:53:10
Is it safe to say that everyone is now at least considering the possibility of relegation? (NCFC) - norway, Apr 18, 10:55:32
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 13:46:15
- No more and no less than (NCFC) - Howson The Prairie, Apr 18, 13:05:14
  - Wouldn't call that unequivocal, to be fair. (NCFC) - norway, Apr 18, 13:25:17
    - I am sure we will stay up (NCFC) - Howson The Prairie, Apr 18, 14:03:09
      - I don't think most people on here are negative (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 14:08:34
- The average football fan is basically an irrational idiot (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 18, 12:12:10
  - Brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 18, 12:51:24
  - It's funny because it's true. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 18, 12:45:28
    - So, the best way to represent how reasonable you are, is to ... (NCFC) - pants, Apr 18, 13:10:12
      - I think a large majority on here would consider ourselves as "the average football fan" (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 18, 14:48:42
        
        oh goody, same old conclusion then. Norway has (NCFC) - pants, Apr 18, 15:32:44
        
        I'm not having a dig at you at all (NCFC) - norway, Apr 18, 16:27:13
        
        ... (NCFC) - bird table, Apr 18, 16:17:09
  - vimtessence (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Apr 18, 12:40:29
  - Ahem - (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 18, 12:39:51
  - copters (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 18, 12:27:06
  - Lollardry (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 18, 12:26:57
  - Ha! Ha! Ha! (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 18, 12:21:40
- Not really concerned tbh. We're a different beast to the bad old 'rolling over' days (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 18, 12:01:08
  - BUT WE'VE STILL WON ONLY ONCE IN 16 GAMES! (n/m) (NCFC) - BillySteele, Apr 18, 12:50:27
- Curious we've heard nothing from Ba (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 18, 11:26:10
  - (whoops) from Brandonio recently (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 18, 11:29:15
    - You've bullied him away (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 11:33:30
      - Awesome (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 18, 11:40:48
      - OG is Thatcher to Brandonios's Geoffrey Howe (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 18, 11:39:47
        
        Don't you have that the wrong way round? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 18, 11:41:37
        
        I didn't think so but, like relegation, it's a possibility (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 18, 11:46:12
        
        I didn't think so but, like relegation, it's a possibility (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 18, 11:46:02
  - I expect he's too busy at Chelsea (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 18, 11:26:51
- i'm not at the moment (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Apr 18, 11:13:13
  - If we beat Reading and then Man U beat Villa life will be sweeeeeet (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 18, 11:31:16
- It's the run if form worries me. May be obvious but.... the others are winning (n/m) (NCFC) - admckechnie, Apr 18, 11:10:24
- Personally, I have always considered it. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 18, 11:07:40
- Possible Norway but still very optimistic. Unlike all the bedwetters (n/m) (NCFC) - admckechnie, Apr 18, 11:03:08
  - Anything but 3pts on Saturday and you'll be reaching for the inconti-pants. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 18, 11:04:16
    - Already in place! (n/m) (NCFC) - admckechnie, Apr 18, 11:08:42
      - I've had mine on since West Ham away! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 18, 11:11:47
- That's before we went on a run of bungling ineptitude. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 18, 10:57:13
  - Correct (NCFC) - norway, Apr 18, 11:00:23
    - Who, if we win Saturday, will say something like (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 11:06:31
      - Brandonio, pants, and SCC (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 18, 11:43:11
      - ill say it now (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 18, 11:37:50
        
        I don't think I'm a bedwetter (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 18, 11:40:49
        
        nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 18, 11:41:38
    - I think most people accept it is a possibility. (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Apr 18, 11:05:08
    - We're in deep shit. Its not the current table - its the form that goes with it. (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 18, 11:02:42
Manure 2-2 (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 17, 21:20:20
- Wrong Mancs (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 17, 21:24:54
West Ham 2-1 (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 17, 20:58:15
- Surely this'll mean Man Shitty will step up a gear once they realise (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 17, 21:01:16
Fan who punched a police horse: "I love animals, I?ve got three dogs and a fish pond" (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 17, 20:53:12
- He is an unemployed factory worker (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 17, 20:58:06
  - I imagine that means he once worked in a factory (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 17, 20:59:53
    - you obviously missed my time as England manager (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 17, 22:08:59
    - He did, and he saved up so much dosh he can still afford to go to football and get wasted (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Apr 17, 21:00:40
  - Cheap Football and pints in Newcastle then? .... (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Apr 17, 20:59:51
  - i am thinking about oing my fifa coaching badgers and taking over from alex ferguson (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 17, 20:59:40
  - He can afford to drink and watch football and have a fish pond (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 17, 20:59:26
Ominous that sounds like Man City are strolling (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 17, 20:39:11
- we should be mathematically safe by now (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 17, 20:39:54
  - be a bit boring though (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 17, 20:50:16
    - Yep, I bet that's what all the fans of 40+ point sides are saying right now (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 17, 20:55:25
      - at least weve got our health (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 17, 21:03:30
YES! cracking man city goal (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 17, 20:10:55
- or a shit goal (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 17, 20:11:48
  - god forbid they win by a shitty goal (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 17, 20:12:49
    - I'll settle for 7 shitty and 4 cracking ones (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 17, 20:15:47
significant the tories have Thatch's funeral.. (General Chat) - colincanary, Apr 17, 16:15:10
- Up by 70000 (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 17, 17:13:08
- It is a good day to bury bad people NEWS I MEANT NEWS NOT PEOPLE (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 16:27:16
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 17, 16:37:06
    - She's not being buried anyway. Cremation. Apparently the lady is for urning. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 16:47:37
      - By the way, any Tories offended by this, you might be amused that immediately after writin (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 16:57:36
        
        I'm not a Tory and wasn't offended, but I was amused by your predicament. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 17, 16:59:31
        
        so your one-year-old votes Tory ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Apr 17, 17:10:57
      - The lady's not returning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Apr 17, 16:56:24
        
        The Lady is for burning. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 17, 16:59:53
      - can we play some goal music (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Apr 17, 16:51:34
    - more lol (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Apr 17, 16:46:48
- what about Quentin Crisp ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Apr 17, 16:22:46
- I remember the day George Michael came out. (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 17, 16:18:05
  - was he ever "in" ? (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 17, 18:09:45
Wrath Rele-Con Index Table - Updates Required (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 15, 13:26:38
- 4 (n/m) (NCFC) - Surrey Yella, Apr 15, 16:17:06
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 15, 16:16:28
- 5 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 15, 14:14:12
- FIVE (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 15, 13:52:19
  - Karni's had worse! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 15, 16:30:28
- I'm up to a solid 3 now. 3 with parpage. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 13:47:20
  - Oh man up you tart (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 15, 13:50:47
    - Fuck off Ostrich (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 13:52:09
      - ........ (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 15, 13:56:29
  - Fail to beat Reading and I'm at Wrath Rele-Con 5. With parpage. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 13:50:43
    - 1 not 5. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 13:51:09
      - Ideot. Just read the instructions FFS, how hard can that be? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 15, 13:54:45
      - I am personally a 2.75 with lots of anger (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 15, 13:53:47
        
        Anger, or regret over what might have been? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 13:57:26
        
        Anger over the lino who seems to have bionic and x-ray vision. (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 15, 13:59:46
        
        We must beat Reading. Must. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 14:03:15
  - Seems like everyone has come down half a basis point. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 15, 13:48:50
- FOUR (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 15, 13:46:16
- Will update table with today's unsettling figures! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 15, 13:44:58
- half 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 15, 13:43:16
- 4.0 teetering on 3.5. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 15, 13:43:08
- 4-4.5 (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 15, 13:41:01
- 2.75 Can't take this much longer. (n/m) (NCFC) - VeryMuchDiss, Apr 15, 13:41:00
  - I just want this season to be over as soon as possible (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 15, 13:43:48
    - I'm about a 2.5 (if I couldn't recall 1995 so clearly I'd be a 3.5) (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 15, 13:45:09
- 2.5 but the Huggies pull-ups (large) are ready just in case. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dunney, Apr 15, 13:40:57
- Still a 3 (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 15, 13:37:44
- 2.5 (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Apr 15, 13:36:09
- The Di Canio effect has shifted me from a 3 to a 2.65 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 15, 13:35:47
- MTS is a 4, slipping to occassional 3.5 in moments of great depression (AKA Hangover) (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 15, 13:35:33
- I sway between a 2 and a 3 most of the time.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Apr 15, 13:33:11
- Great stuff, think I'm a 4... (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Apr 15, 13:31:09
- I'm somewhere between 2 and 3. (n/m) (NCFC) - Buford T Justice, Apr 15, 13:30:32
Since when did this kind of thing become acceptable wrath 'banter'? (General Chat) - King, Apr 14, 03:13:41
- Okay I'm sorry I was just angry and upset! (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Apr 14, 09:36:39
- Tend just to ignore stuff like that, however I do wonder sometimes if certain people might (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 14, 09:23:11
- #accuracynotmisogyny (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 14, 09:17:41
- I missed that. Looking back, I see another hero wished gang rape on yesterday's linesman. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 14, 09:14:59
  - Was that shitfountainOTBC? If ever a Pinkun poster was lost on here, it's him. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Apr 14, 10:01:53
- Well said! Didn't see that yesterday as I generally stay off here after a loss (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 14, 09:02:13
- you are right, whilst I wasn't involved in the forced anal sex "banter" I (General Chat) - shortfatb, Apr 14, 08:51:50
- Good post King. Thank you (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 14, 08:05:23
  - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Apr 14, 08:11:24
- his belief that we play better under hoot than lambo is certainly criminal (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 14, 07:34:22
- It was a bit OTT (n/m) (General Chat) - I Am Hoot, Apr 14, 04:47:47
FUCKING OFFSIDE.... (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Apr 13, 16:49:41
- Yep (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:50:14
What's Jacko done to his hair? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:47:41
- and his name (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 13, 16:50:36
That's your cunting fault ref. Your cunting fault (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:45:55
Surely got to even things up now (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:44:52
- yes, kick the lino in the twat (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 13, 16:45:20
Ref could - and should - have overruled that (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:42:22
- They almost never do. Solidarity I guess (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Apr 13, 16:44:36
That's a fucking disgrace (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:41:21
- These fucking inept refs are disgraceful (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 13, 16:42:15
Never a corner (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:40:50
Chain smoking now... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:39:56
Ruddy would have held it though (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:37:03
- Forster would have held it with one hand (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Apr 13, 16:39:01
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Apr 13, 16:40:12
- Scorpion kick probably (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 13, 16:38:13
- LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Apr 13, 16:37:54
Saved! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:36:06
Hang on! Where's Wessi? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:35:27
- Been rested for the good of the team ;) (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 13, 16:37:38
- Hero to Zero. needed a rest. might be carrying a knock. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 16:36:50
How is that a goal kick? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:33:14
Bassong runs 75 yards passes to Cafu who shoots on target (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 13, 16:30:35
- bit racist (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 13, 16:32:52
  - Bassong (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:33:52
    - oh (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 13, 16:35:22
- Bollox surely, our defenders arent allowed to cross half way line (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 13, 16:32:44
Lets have someone else up front, someone who wants to play football (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 13, 16:28:29
- Kamara in the middle and EB on for Holt (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Apr 13, 16:31:15
  - Yep (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:31:59
- RvW arriving in the summer (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 16:29:36
Blimey! Carroll has scored for Wet Sham (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:27:26
I really don't mind us using these tactics against the better teams (NCFC) - Common Sense Police, Apr 13, 16:26:19
- Vimtesque (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 13, 16:28:29
- VMT ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 16:27:39
  - What does VMT mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 13, 16:29:25
    - short for Vimto (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:31:26
      - It's a vegetable-based beverage much favoured by younger generations (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 13, 16:31:58
    - Velcro My Trousers (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 13, 16:31:19
    - Vague Meaningless Twaddle (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 13, 16:30:55
- So much this (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 13, 16:27:35
Have they had a shot on target? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:25:44
- 2 apparently. Nothing of note. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 16:28:20
- ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 13, 16:27:56
- Don't scc it up (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 13, 16:26:35
Going down before the tackle! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:22:34
It's like having Boris Johnson up front these days (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 13, 16:21:00
- Johnson tackles better (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Apr 13, 16:24:59
- Don't you start (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 13, 16:21:47
  - Ha ha (NCFC) - pants, Apr 13, 16:22:42
- Same politics... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:21:35
Here's comes Fox! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:19:26
- I bet he makes a fuck up.... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 13, 16:20:19
Double still very much on! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:15:53
Moan moan moan. Gtfi! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 13, 16:15:22
- But that's enough about your sex life (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 13, 16:16:14
  - Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 13, 16:17:02
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:16:40
BOOM!!! Fuckin 50/1 - TENNER!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 13, 16:14:20
- Turner first scorer? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:14:49
  - yeah! ?500 smcakers! (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 13, 16:15:11
    - Lovely! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 13, 16:17:30
      - Next time we meet up in Frankfurt mate! (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 13, 16:19:13