Wrath Rele-Con Index Table - Updates Required

duke of york: 3
Tricky Hawes: 3 (Season long 3)
Pit: 3 (Firm)
bird table: 3
Knitted Jesus: 3 (Solid 3 with rationale essay)
Old Git: 3 (BBC Predictor obsessed)
Chelts: 3.5
jafski: 3.5 (Some parpage)
emmaroyds: 3.5
Klobo04: 3.5
VeryMuchDiss: 4 (Gusting to 3)
CB41: 4 (No fingering)
pants: 5
AB: 5 (Alcohol and bowel trouble)
Tombs: 6 (Off scale. Doesnt give a f**k)

Index Notes:-

5 - Relaxed. No thoughts of relegation. Blithe attitude. Looking forward to another season in the Prem with Winkelwolf.

4 - Slight discomfort. No real danger but have thoughts of the drop. Finger the league table and other results out of interest on a Monday morning whilst taking a s**t at work.

3 - Awkward. Have regular thoughts and fear of relegation. Sweat during final score. Feel physically sick when we labour to a home draw. Holts attitude, lack of goals and ballooning belly are starting to get on your tits.

2 - Tilt. Constantly worried about relegation. Night sweats. Drinking heavily. Not sleeping well. Obsessive use of the BBC Predictor feeds your anxiety. Totally gone off sex. Not eating well. Smoking like Dot Cotton in a Marlboro factory.

1 - Bedwetter. Full on plot lossage. Total loss of bladder control. Bowels in massive trouble. Constant nightmares of a Tuesday night away trip to some Midlands s**thole in January. Personal hygiene has let go. Hermit like existence.

Posted By: Pit on April 15th 2013 at 13:26:38

Message Thread

Wrath Rele-Con Index Table - Updates Required (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 15, 13:26:38
- 4 (n/m) (NCFC) - Surrey Yella, Apr 15, 16:17:06
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 15, 16:16:28
- 5 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 15, 14:14:12
- FIVE (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 15, 13:52:19
  - Karni's had worse! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 15, 16:30:28
- I'm up to a solid 3 now. 3 with parpage. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 13:47:20
  - Oh man up you tart (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 15, 13:50:47
    - Fuck off Ostrich (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 13:52:09
      - ........ (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 15, 13:56:29
  - Fail to beat Reading and I'm at Wrath Rele-Con 5. With parpage. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 13:50:43
    - 1 not 5. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 13:51:09
      - Ideot. Just read the instructions FFS, how hard can that be? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 15, 13:54:45
      - I am personally a 2.75 with lots of anger (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 15, 13:53:47
        
        Anger, or regret over what might have been? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 13:57:26
        
        Anger over the lino who seems to have bionic and x-ray vision. (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 15, 13:59:46
        
        We must beat Reading. Must. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 15, 14:03:15
  - Seems like everyone has come down half a basis point. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 15, 13:48:50
- FOUR (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 15, 13:46:16
- Will update table with today's unsettling figures! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Apr 15, 13:44:58
- half 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 15, 13:43:16
- 4.0 teetering on 3.5. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 15, 13:43:08
- 4-4.5 (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 15, 13:41:01
- 2.75 Can't take this much longer. (n/m) (NCFC) - VeryMuchDiss, Apr 15, 13:41:00
  - I just want this season to be over as soon as possible (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 15, 13:43:48
    - I'm about a 2.5 (if I couldn't recall 1995 so clearly I'd be a 3.5) (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 15, 13:45:09
- 2.5 but the Huggies pull-ups (large) are ready just in case. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dunney, Apr 15, 13:40:57
- Still a 3 (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 15, 13:37:44
- 2.5 (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Apr 15, 13:36:09
- The Di Canio effect has shifted me from a 3 to a 2.65 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 15, 13:35:47
- MTS is a 4, slipping to occassional 3.5 in moments of great depression (AKA Hangover) (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 15, 13:35:33
- I sway between a 2 and a 3 most of the time.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Apr 15, 13:33:11
- Great stuff, think I'm a 4... (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Apr 15, 13:31:09
- I'm somewhere between 2 and 3. (n/m) (NCFC) - Buford T Justice, Apr 15, 13:30:32

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