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plenty of time but not even on target ffs! (n/m) (NCFC) - Since1902, Dec 7, 16:20:06
- Decent effort to be fair (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Dec 7, 16:22:50
- Who? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 7, 16:20:54
  - Howson (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 7, 16:22:08
It takes the Aussies winning to remind us of what utter (Other Sports) - Pixelman, Dec 7, 10:51:00
- The Aussies are terrible losers... (Other Sports) - pieman63, Dec 7, 12:43:21
- they have been very quiet the last few years but now everyone likes cricket again. (n/m) (Other Sports) - thirsty work, Dec 7, 11:52:07
- I read somewhere that reason why we are when winning (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 7, 11:29:55
  - FUCK MY FUCKING BOOTTSSS!!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - dennis moore, Dec 7, 16:46:25
  - Don't really buy that... (Other Sports) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 7, 11:53:07
  - Absolutely. That's why we can take the piss out of ourselves as well. (Other Sports) - dennis moore, Dec 7, 11:42:11
    - thats not to say we don't enjoy watching a England team (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 7, 11:47:54
  - The daily mash always gets it right (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Dec 7, 11:40:56
- Yep...no grace about them at all (n/m) (Other Sports) - yellowman, Dec 7, 11:02:39
Lose today will Hoot be sacked discuss... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 7, 10:09:35
- yes........ at the very least the board will consider it. (NCFC) - usacanary, Dec 7, 14:56:32
- yawn. do we have to talk about it before during and after each game (n/m) (NCFC) - sotoncanary, Dec 7, 12:45:07
- Doubt it. However, if we lose at home to Swansea then he's gone (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Dec 7, 10:51:56
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 7, 10:44:42
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - thirsty work, Dec 7, 10:29:55
- no and it is not the time yet (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Dec 7, 10:22:24
  - "yet" (NCFC) - Duck, Dec 7, 10:25:50
    - no, it's more like let's not make a massive mistake (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Dec 7, 10:54:47
- Fingers crossed! (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Dec 7, 10:19:41
- no (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Dec 7, 10:18:32
- Good riddance (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Dec 7, 10:11:51
  - idiot flakes for brekkie? (n/m) (NCFC) - sotoncanary, Dec 7, 12:52:06
- Nope because defeat is what is expected (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 7, 10:10:41
Does anyone actually think we'll win today? (NCFC) - Drinklebells, Dec 7, 10:05:30
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 7, 11:26:12
- No - maybe a draw, but probably 1-0, 2-0 or 2-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 7, 10:45:14
- Can't see it (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Dec 7, 10:37:55
- think we have a chance (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Dec 7, 10:22:52
- If WBA don't turn up i suppose we have a chance (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 7, 10:11:58
  - then the game would be abandoned so we can't win! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kar1, Dec 7, 12:18:47
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Dec 7, 10:11:39
- it's possible yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - matt in london, Dec 7, 10:07:56
- Nope. Not a chance IMHO. Depressing really. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 7, 10:06:21
I will happily resign myself to the current style of play if we stay up. (NCFC) - trustsec, Dec 7, 07:58:27
- I dont want us to go down as that would be a disaster. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Dec 7, 14:57:11
- Why are we accepting shit football and resigning ourself to staying up? (NCFC) - Duck, Dec 7, 09:50:39
- I agree (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 7, 09:17:16
  - agree,staying up is more important (NCFC) - Kar1, Dec 7, 09:21:17
    - In the short term yes (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 7, 09:28:31
      - we are a strange group of supporter though (NCFC) - Kar1, Dec 7, 09:39:54
        
        unique (NCFC) - revsimon, Dec 7, 10:12:30
        
        Erm why think about it? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 7, 09:46:27
Anyone think... (NCFC) - firjam, Dec 7, 06:26:55
- Shirley he has to ..... (NCFC) - Lager top, Dec 7, 06:31:39
  - No chance. (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 7, 09:18:45
- no, absolutely no chance (NCFC) - earlydoors, Dec 7, 06:30:10
  - It has been fairly standard (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 7, 09:41:31
  - tough set of games ! (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 7, 07:31:46
  - Will home results keep us up ED? (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Dec 7, 06:32:57
    - we need to keep the away results so far in to perspective (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 7, 06:44:25
      - How can you possibly think (NCFC) - LeicesterYellow, Dec 7, 10:44:20
      - agree with that (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Dec 7, 10:13:35
      - 6 defeats out of 7 lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 7, 09:39:16
      - Agree with this, but points from games like today are v important (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 7, 09:15:53
      - That's the kind of common sense that will get you in trouble on here. (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Dec 7, 07:24:56
      - With our horrendous run in we have to pick up away points very soon don't we? (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Dec 7, 06:46:48
        
        yes, we certainly need to pick up more away points (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 7, 06:52:26
        
        You talk a lot of sense... But for me ..... (NCFC) - Lager top, Dec 7, 07:13:06
        
        I'm not sure his home record is that dreadful.... (NCFC) - avid_canary, Dec 7, 10:05:55
How long are our injured players out for? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 5, 07:00:17
- RvW must be back soon. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 5, 07:02:13
Right?I'll be brief (NCFC) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Dec 5, 06:42:37
- brief? (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 5, 07:52:24
- PS Im so angry that I used the word 'task' twice in a single sentence (n/m) (NCFC) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Dec 5, 06:50:20
- Too many words - Hoot won't be sacked. Get over it (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 5, 06:49:24
  - Well thank you for your insightful comment! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ghost Ship Belly, Dec 5, 07:18:35
    - My pleasure (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 5, 08:03:32
Grant Holt? They say he pass it but (rare long post from me) (NCFC) - XXL16, Dec 5, 03:47:55
- Did you not watch Saturday's match? (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Dec 5, 12:36:50
- and how many has holt scored for wigan in a lower division? (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 5, 07:49:50
  - he doesn't even make the team at the moment (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Dec 5, 08:07:36
    - yeah what a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 5, 08:13:25
      - don't worry- tennis season starts again soon (NCFC) - revsimon, Dec 5, 09:32:48
        
        yes hopefully a fully fit murray can push rafa and djokovic (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 5, 09:36:50
        
        maybe a big year for Del Potro too (NCFC) - revsimon, Dec 5, 19:20:48
- Bit harsh on dean Ashton given he didn't join until January! (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 5, 06:55:14
Ignoring results, Hoots shit or not, comparisons with last year etc, my worry (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 5, 00:58:49
- Aye, spot on. (NCFC) - bird table, Dec 5, 09:22:12
- that is a cracking post and I agree completely (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 5, 07:24:54
- Definitely right (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 5, 06:56:52
- Because getting tonked every other week isn't fun (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 5, 02:17:19
- Agree - and I don't think it's unique to you or norwich fans (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 5, 01:07:59
  - I think you are right, staying in the top league is the criteria for at least 10 clubs. (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Dec 5, 08:41:04
i'm off waste of time this now (n/m) (NCFC) - pinkney, Dec 4, 21:18:30
- It wasn't at 3-0 after 35 mins? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 4, 21:19:31
I don't wish to be melodramatic (NCFC) - norway, Dec 4, 21:03:49
- Feel the same about West Brom (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 4, 21:07:54
  - No, I'll have some hope then. (NCFC) - norway, Dec 4, 21:09:18
    - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 4, 21:13:57
- I feel like that before every away game (NCFC) - canarybirdie, Dec 4, 21:06:33
- man city way more (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 21:05:25
  - I still has a tiny bit of hope then (NCFC) - norway, Dec 4, 21:06:24
- Same feeling all season (n/m) (NCFC) - eddie, Dec 4, 21:04:49
- I can (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 4, 21:04:29
  - Nope (NCFC) - norway, Dec 4, 21:05:18
How I'd lol if we came back (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 4, 20:16:57
- I'd love it (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 4, 20:18:54
- No chance (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 4, 20:17:19
Shocking defending that so frustrating (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 4, 20:15:47
- We really are poor defensively aren't we? (n/m) (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Dec 4, 20:16:22
  - Spineless midfield putting too much pressure on the defence (n/m) (NCFC) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Dec 4, 20:17:55
  - Individual errors (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 4, 20:16:47
- If we could defend like hull this was winnable (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 4, 20:16:17
- Who? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 4, 20:16:08
team (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 4, 18:47:45
- Thought Elmander was gash on Saturday, should be Hooper with Wes behind. (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Dec 4, 18:57:12
  - I presume, given the formation (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 4, 18:58:37
    - Elksmander is a lot better at hold up than Hoops. Will need the outlet tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Dec 4, 19:02:11
      - I don't really get all the whinging (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 4, 19:04:27
        
        getting a bit boring really (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Dec 4, 19:09:43
- 4-3-3 (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Dec 4, 18:55:22
- I can't see where the goal is going to come from (NCFC) - Ben, Dec 4, 18:55:14
- I know we've got injuries.. But c'mon (n/m) (NCFC) - Mickdundee, Dec 4, 18:53:01
  - What's wrong with it ... (NCFC) - loz, Dec 4, 18:56:03
- subs (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 4, 18:48:56
- No hooper??? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 4, 18:48:10
  - Guess he's not quite ready to play 3 games in 7 days (n/m) (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 4, 18:49:52
    - We won't have played 3 games in 7 days (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 18:54:49
    - No no no no it's another CALAMITOUS INEPT decision by Houghton, what do you expect??? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 4, 18:54:10
    - Elmander better at holding the ball up I suppose (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 4, 18:52:02
  - On the bench... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 18:49:01
Lego hair seems happy. (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Dec 4, 10:04:24
- It's a modern black Shelby (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 4, 13:39:25
- He looks really Irish (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 4, 10:36:02
- here it is (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Dec 4, 10:14:57
  - brillo pads (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Dec 4, 10:46:23
  - Lollage (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 4, 10:15:56
- I think he's brilliant, (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Dec 4, 10:10:31
If we all really believe the Scousers and Filthy Racist Bitey Suarez will destroy us.. (NCFC) - lurd, Dec 4, 09:41:03
- I thought they would last season and they did (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 4, 09:52:23
- I had a dream (NCFC) - Hendrikos, Dec 4, 09:48:35
  - you know dreams are suposed to be the opposite (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 4, 10:07:14
  - Stevie G is going to fall over a bend his shin up or something, (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Dec 4, 10:07:12
- It might have worked (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 4, 09:46:43
NINE prem games tonight (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 08:20:12
- What are they all? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 4, 08:40:22
  - sunderland away under lambert (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 08:43:47
    - Ah yes (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 4, 09:56:04
Very tidy ghoul by Carlton Morris off of the yoot. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 07:17:47
- Good stuff (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 3, 09:45:32
- Yes indeed - who were they playing? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 3, 09:29:17
  - Reading (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Dec 3, 09:30:45
This is a worrying / depressing post (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 2, 11:14:57
- Simple stats (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 2, 12:39:43
  - Eventually, just like the class of Hooper, RVW will have his say in the season (NCFC) - pants, Dec 2, 13:01:13
- I replied to it and I don't agree (NCFC) - norway, Dec 2, 12:04:35
  - I just did a reply down there. Basically though i was responding (NCFC) - megson, Dec 2, 13:36:49
  - yes, and this despite having, according to The Guardian, (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 2, 12:05:57
- It amazes me why we're so fixated on being relegated. When we actually are in a crisis (NCFC) - pants, Dec 2, 11:54:19
- We've still got some winnable/drawable away games (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 2, 11:45:59
- It's also absolute bullshit (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 2, 11:18:11
  - true, tho those teams drew a lot of games (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 2, 11:30:57
    - i think we will draw a lot more (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 2, 11:32:25
      - Maybe, but we're not going to draw 14 or 15, are we (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 2, 11:38:05
        
        No, but we could easily draw 10 (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 2, 11:43:39
        
        assuming 40 points will be enough this season (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 2, 11:48:15
        
        It will be mid 30s for 18th place. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 2, 12:18:00
    - (Point being - realistically, we aren't gonna stay up with only 9 wins this season...) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 2, 11:31:53
      - not sure about that (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 2, 11:34:16
        
        Yes. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 2, 12:18:39
  - We need to start drawing more away games (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 2, 11:26:14
    - agree.. but we've only had 6 away games so far (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 2, 11:29:26
      - Yes, I'm not saying I particularly expected us to have more points from our away games (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 2, 12:08:13
    - Our away form of 5 defeats in 6 games is par for a team like us (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 2, 11:28:26
      - I notice from the prediction league that you predicted us to get 2 points (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Dec 2, 11:31:22
        
        Yep, I thought we would be shit this season (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 2, 13:30:49
- Cheers Marvin (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 2, 11:16:34
Strange article... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 2, 00:04:20
Damien Delaney - possibly a decent bloke? (my apologies if WW2) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 1, 21:48:33
- I second everything the scummer says (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Dec 1, 21:59:25
  - I think I write Wes off about four or five times a season. (Other Football) - norway, Dec 1, 22:00:53
    - Same here. And I'm equally disappointed about the same number of times a season (Other Football) - Yellalee, Dec 1, 22:05:40
      - Yes, but then again I'm sure he never expected to have 75 prem appearances (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Dec 1, 22:41:48
        
        nice (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Dec 1, 23:05:19
        
        Agreed entirely. His achilles in finding a role in teams is also the reason he is included (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Dec 1, 23:04:52
        
        Great post. (Other Football) - lurd, Dec 1, 22:53:59
    - Once is always adequate for me (n/m) (Other Football) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Dec 1, 22:03:59
Any players interesting other clubs? (NCFC) - Hit Squadie, Dec 1, 07:10:15
- Can't see City selling anyone who we need (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Dec 1, 08:53:56
- I like Hoot's cunning plan to have them all playing slightly below par so that the go (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Dec 1, 08:23:41
  - Like (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Dec 1, 10:51:42
- Fer and Redmond (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Dec 1, 08:04:02
  - Once a player moves and is registered at his new club... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Dec 1, 08:20:28
    - Calendar year? Or 12 months? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 1, 08:24:32
      - I thought the rule was (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 1, 08:27:56
        
        Norwich beat Rochdale over two legs to win League Cup. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Dec 1, 08:30:39
      - Looks like my shot went high, wide and handsome. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Dec 1, 08:27:09
  - What's the rule? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 1, 08:11:41
Vaughan doing well for Huddersfield (Other Football) - Bungle, Nov 30, 23:53:28
- Mid table Championship (Other Football) - Duck, Nov 30, 23:54:08
  - Probably (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 23:59:08
  - Pathetic (Other Football) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Nov 30, 23:55:13
triv question (NCFC) - matt in london, Nov 30, 21:13:16
- highesy iq in descending order? (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 30, 22:25:03
- twitter followers (n/m) (NCFC) - private pike, Nov 30, 21:38:42
  - good get (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 30, 21:47:25
  - yep (n/m) (NCFC) - matt in london, Nov 30, 21:40:25
    - Surprised Pilks has so many (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 21:42:02
  - Must be? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Nov 30, 21:40:22
  - I was just about to say that (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 21:39:37
- Wanger size? (NCFC) - trianglepatch, Nov 30, 21:38:21
- Most effective according to opta? (n/m) (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Nov 30, 21:36:23
- GOALS in English soccer? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 30, 21:35:19
  - Surely Becchio would be above Ruddy... (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Nov 30, 21:38:30
- Average rating this season on something like Opta? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Nov 30, 21:29:51
  - nope (n/m) (NCFC) - matt in london, Nov 30, 21:31:18
  - Or their suggested value on some similar football website? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Nov 30, 21:30:59
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Nov 30, 21:26:04
- Players who haven't featured at right back this season... (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Nov 30, 21:23:18
- Wages? (n/m) (NCFC) - admckechnie, Nov 30, 21:18:45
  - no, but there might be some correlation (n/m) (NCFC) - matt in london, Nov 30, 21:26:15
    - Most expensive cars? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jacksons_Twelfth, Nov 30, 21:32:52
    - Years left on contract? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Nov 30, 21:27:47
      - nope (n/m) (NCFC) - matt in london, Nov 30, 21:28:44
what do you wear when you sit in The Top of The Terrace or what can I get away with? (n/m) (NCFC) - Razor, Nov 29, 08:06:56
- I sat in there a couple of years ago (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 29, 08:15:47
when doctors can't work out what's causing symptoms (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 10:46:25
- Stress or cancer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 11:26:52
  - along came SCC (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:28:22
- Sounds an entirely reasonable explanation though (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 28, 11:22:48
  - that would make sense if I were constantly stressed (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:26:50
    - You're probably so stressed you can't see it (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 28, 11:30:16
- "It's a virus" (General Chat) - Bungle, Nov 28, 10:50:14
- It's a free country, do what you want. However, (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 10:49:58
- What are your symptoms? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 10:47:54
  - chest and stomach pain (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:08:53
    - hiatus hernia? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 28, 14:06:43
    - In the left side? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:11:22
      - the metallic taste is consistent with acid reflux symptoms. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 28, 11:29:13
        
        I know but endoscopy says no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:33:18
        
        Try to reduce your masturbation levels. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 28, 11:42:38
        
        I had a similar long term thing in a differen area of the body (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 28, 11:35:44
        
        I'm hoping one day it just disappears (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:55:12
      - no, mainly in the middle (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:18:30
        
        Oh, my friend has this (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:27:42
        
        interesting (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:30:16
        
        Glandular fever can fuck with your stomach (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 28, 11:31:09
        
        So can John Smiths smooth (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 28, 11:34:04
        
        My guts are fine (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 28, 11:35:22
        
        mmmm. There are some strange smells wafting down the snakepit on matchdays ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 28, 11:41:58
        
        Sounds like stress... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 28, 11:19:44
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:20:30
        
        Have you considered not eating metal? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 28, 11:19:09
        
        I've considered taking my silver fillings out (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:19:55
        
        Have a nice holiday (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 28, 11:28:24
        
        you paying? (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:32:23
    - Muscular maybe ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Nov 28, 11:10:50
      - had it almost three years (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 28, 11:19:10
        
        Have you been checked for gallstones? Ultrasound can often pick these up (n/m) (General Chat) - Holy lambchop of god, Nov 28, 12:10:05
        
        although I don't have the version you have (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 11:29:14
  - Extreme anger and violent tendencies (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 10:50:30
That was a thoroughly enjoyable game to watch (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 25, 21:52:09
He's gone. He's not coming back. Stop blahing FFS... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 25, 21:44:33
- I don't want "him" back. I do want someone a bit more like him in terms of mindset (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 25, 22:00:51
  - You probably should've said sooner. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 25, 22:01:16
- ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 25, 21:53:02
- I want to see him do well to be fair (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 25, 21:48:04
- It's as much in response to certain trolls slagging him off (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Nov 25, 21:45:33
  - Yes, all that is equally as stupid and tedious (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 25, 21:48:52
  - trolling then (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 25, 21:48:10
    - Absolutely, just wish scc and pants would just fuck and get it over with (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Nov 25, 21:49:32
  - Exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - asics_kit, Nov 25, 21:46:12
Lambert has most definitely lost the plot (n/m) (NCFC) - asics_kit, Nov 25, 21:40:48
- I'm still on ignore then (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 25, 21:53:36
- Making game changing subs - what is he playing at? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 25, 21:41:40
I still think long-term that hughton way will be more effective than lambert way (NCFC) - earlydoors, Nov 25, 21:40:42
- You're wrong. It is a shame but you're wrong. Hughton not a bad manager. But lambert is (NCFC) - asics_kit, Nov 25, 21:44:51
  - Villa definitely won't go down as long as he's there (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 25, 21:45:57
- I think that might stop him getting a job at abig club (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 25, 21:44:01
So many clean strikes and on target from both sides tonight. (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Nov 25, 21:38:35
- Just goes to show you can be shit and interesting to watch (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 25, 21:41:19
  - vmt (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 25, 21:47:08
Honestly don't think West Brom got a better team than us (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 25, 21:37:42
- Posted that having switched tv off at 2-0 (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 25, 21:40:36
  - WBA should have been 4-0 up (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 25, 21:44:34
FAO Yellalee (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 25, 17:38:32
Cyclists - it's all your own fault... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 22, 11:10:51
- There's just a general impatience and intolerance on the roads these days (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 22, 11:56:00
  - Dead right, its like dodgems out there most days! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Nov 22, 12:02:06
  - He might have killed you! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 22, 12:00:27
  - haha. Agree with this - therefore nicely done. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 22, 11:57:42
- In my experience it is usually their own fault. (General Chat) - South stand corner, Nov 22, 11:25:56
  - (by the way, this isn't actually true (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 22, 11:47:16
    - without needing to refer to govt studies common sense dictates surely... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 22, 11:56:13
    - Too many big words (General Chat) - norway, Nov 22, 11:53:44
      - Please tell me norway has an opinion on this. (General Chat) - South stand corner, Nov 22, 12:26:31
      - he'll be far from the only one on here who will refuse to hear it (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 22, 11:56:59
    - Well played, stats boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 22, 11:49:43
    - I nearly hit a pedestrian the other day crossing a zebra crossing (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 22, 11:49:12
      - Knowing you, you did a handbrake turn and got her from the other direction (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 22, 11:50:37
        
        I was only doing about 5mph... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 22, 11:58:54
  - Well now, who would have thought it (General Chat) - norway, Nov 22, 11:42:46
    - arf (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 22, 12:00:30
    - do you still love ME though Norway? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 22, 11:58:49
      - xxx (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 22, 12:15:20
        
        GOOD. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 22, 12:20:57
  - Erm... (General Chat) - Greeny, Nov 22, 11:36:57
  - What, in your experience of killing cyclists? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 22, 11:26:31
    - No in my experience of having them do (General Chat) - South stand corner, Nov 22, 11:57:54
      - Although this is clearly a wind-up... (General Chat) - Greeny, Nov 22, 12:10:28
        
        whilst it was well put.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 22, 13:43:15
        
        Nicely put. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 22, 12:16:44
      - And how do you respond to the actual *facts* on this, ssc? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 22, 12:01:36
      - "fair game" that should go down well in court (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 22, 12:00:54
    - lol. And South stand corner is usually such a lovely chap, too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 22, 11:33:32
- Wow (General Chat) - Duck, Nov 22, 11:15:51
  - It's a shared road and a shared responsibility... foolhardiness (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 22, 11:32:46
    - Same here driving through Cambridge on Monday night around 10:45 (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 22, 11:38:29
    - You probably wouldn't have been (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 22, 11:34:06
  - Fundamentally, there are bad and inconsiderate drivers out there (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 22, 11:21:50
  - Sadly it doesn't seem to make much difference how you ride (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 22, 11:19:30
    - Sorry, 'want's is a bit strong (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 22, 11:20:19
      - Twice in London I have had vehicles swerve at me trying to hit/intimidate me (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 22, 11:30:18
        
        Cycling or driving whilst wearing headphone is dangerous, end of! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Nov 22, 11:53:22
        
        Depressing isn't it. (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 22, 11:37:21
        
        They do you know! (General Chat) - Greeny, Nov 22, 11:40:55
      - I always imagine that most cycling deaths arise where cyclists are to the left of HGVs (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 22, 11:24:37
        
        Undoubtedly not going up the inside saves people (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 22, 11:26:06
        
        That's just incredible (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 22, 11:27:56
        
        I'm a cyclist I also drive (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 22, 11:42:36
        
        Nobody pays road tax - it was abolished in 1937... (General Chat) - Greeny, Nov 22, 11:47:36
        
        Good point (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Nov 22, 11:51:52
        
        I only ride in daylight, and even then have a flashing rear light on if solo... (General Chat) - Greeny, Nov 22, 11:56:58
        
        I have cycle commuted in London for 9 years (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 22, 12:00:11
so,we lost six wickets for 9 runs,that's pathetic. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 22, 07:14:21
- Mrs Yarmy shouted up the stairs "They're 48 for none" (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 22, 07:25:37
  - vmt (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 22, 08:07:08
- it's fucking me off now (n/m) (Other Sports) - South_West_Canary, Nov 22, 07:22:01
  - Yeah - pretty much two years of shit batting (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Nov 22, 09:02:20
Kidney beans in a curry?? Right or wrong l? (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Nov 18, 16:10:20
- Always wrong no matter what they are in (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 18, 18:21:10
- Perfectly acceptable in a veggie curry (n/m) (NCFC) - Upperjarroldmiddle, Nov 18, 16:53:56
- Up to you (NCFC) - norway, Nov 18, 16:27:00
  - That's what the missus said... (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Nov 18, 16:32:07
    - Sorted then! (NCFC) - norway, Nov 18, 16:36:54
      - Haha that's that then!!! Just seemed strange! Hope it taste ok now after my moaning (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Nov 18, 16:40:44
        
        Hey up... (NCFC) - norway, Nov 18, 16:41:11
- have you got hold of your quad box yet hoolahan? (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Nov 18, 16:17:33
  - Yeah I got it... It's spot on (n/m) (NCFC) - hoolahan, Nov 18, 16:31:12
    - How does it work exactly mate? (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Nov 18, 17:38:34
      - Yh I get them!! It's basically loads off links of the Internet saved on the box, (NCFC) - hoolahan, Nov 18, 17:57:00
- wrong. in chilli only. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 18, 16:16:51
  - Why? Spose it's a Kidney Bean Curry? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 18, 16:37:25
    - Or any of the other meals which might include kidney beans. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 18, 16:39:21
- What kind of curry? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 18, 16:14:55
NBTT: 5 year fixed term coming to an end. (General Chat) - lurd, Nov 17, 21:08:09
- wouldn't it be based on the amount of the mortgage rather than market value? (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Nov 17, 21:49:52
  - LTV surely? So both. (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 17, 21:56:46
- Fixed mine in July for 5 years at 3.58% (General Chat) - ingi, Nov 17, 21:12:55
Thought Wes looked ok for ROI last night and noticed Scotland play Snoddy more central (n/m) (NCFC) - Mackem Canary, Nov 16, 08:52:22
- Up front almost wasn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 16, 09:13:48
england won by seven wickets. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 16, 07:21:41
- Anderson, Broad, Swann - Not sure about the othes. Not going to be a walk over (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Nov 16, 07:57:51
  - that 3rd seamer slot is a conundrum, i think rankun has done rnough (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 16, 08:15:39
    - Know what your saying proth but finn got 5 for, rubbish and lucky but still 5. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Nov 16, 09:54:31
      - yes,20 wickets is the priority,rankin has out bowled when (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 16, 10:02:26
    - Tremlett....safest bet? (n/m) (Other Sports) - admckechnie, Nov 16, 08:28:35
      - Not Finn - we need someone to keep it tight and build pressure (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Nov 16, 09:14:51
      - Should have taken Onions. Still can't see why we didn't (n/m) (Other Sports) - South_West_Canary, Nov 16, 08:55:23
        
        very werid they don't rate him, has to be something going on. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Nov 16, 09:53:07
      - Tremlett I reckon bowled well last time in Australia (n/m) (Other Sports) - Mackem Canary, Nov 16, 08:50:41
      - yes probabky,done well there before,he only got 18 county championship (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 16, 08:41:21
Bradley Johnson on soccer am in the morning (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Nov 16, 00:29:22
- Are they teaching him to play football? (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Nov 16, 04:33:51
- It's shit these days (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 16, 00:34:19
You sad desperate sods have crashed that cellularsol website (General Chat) - megson, Nov 13, 17:16:49
- Archived here... (General Chat) - pieman63, Nov 13, 17:21:36
- It's all over twitter - company refusing to take calls from Huffington Post etc (General Chat) - norway, Nov 13, 17:20:37
  - #rumbled (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 13, 17:29:12
    - Attractive (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Nov 13, 23:35:04
  - Linked In too (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Nov 13, 17:22:29
Solid recruitment policy.... (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 13, 14:55:54
- So should we make up an email address... (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 13, 15:27:13
  - Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 13, 15:49:28
- I bet the arguments about air conditioning in their office are *legendary*. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 15:21:54
  - tbf, you could that sentence almost anywhere on this forum, facebook, twitter (NCFC) - pants, Nov 13, 16:23:59
  - Probably still only one women's toilet (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 13, 15:22:43
- I'd have sex with any of those (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 13, 15:20:08
  - Larrald has had them all (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 13, 15:25:21
- All white, all pretty females except the four "senior managers" (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 13, 15:08:47
  - Glass ceiling so they can all get a little upskirt action (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Nov 13, 15:51:57
  - The senior managers have great trouble getting up from their desks though (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 13, 15:15:43
    - I imagine they don't need you to feel for them. They probably manage that themselves. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 13, 15:17:01
  - plenty of blondies. (NCFC) - Pit, Nov 13, 15:11:30
- Vicki could certainly do the business with my petit fixed line. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 13, 15:02:42
  - She used to go out with my mate. (NCFC) - mr chimp, Nov 13, 15:24:29
- David Bowie tribute bottom right (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 13, 15:00:29
- haha, just noticed senior management (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 13, 15:00:22
  - Yes, and Sue is NOT pleased about it (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 13, 15:02:53
  - Genius isn't it!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - admckechnie, Nov 13, 15:00:57
- Sonya from Eastenders in Support Team (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 13, 14:59:55
- Tania could develop my business (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 13, 14:59:26
- Jess (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 13, 14:58:55
  - Hon mentions to Keri and Katriona though (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 13, 15:01:26
    - Katriona - I'm emailing her now. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 13, 15:06:09
      - Send me your email (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 13, 15:12:50
        
        Might be awkward (NCFC) - norway, Nov 13, 15:16:57
      - Lauren and Charlie in a Pit Sandwich. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Nov 13, 15:07:45
        
        Keri Haines. *sighs* (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 13, 15:08:29
        
        lovely mouth (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Nov 13, 15:11:00
- Sales support please..... (n/m) (NCFC) - admckechnie, Nov 13, 14:57:58
- Lauren please. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pit, Nov 13, 14:56:50
Norwich outcast Steven Whittaker......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 13, 01:56:03
- silly boy (NCFC) - jAC, Nov 13, 07:39:03
  - You can always rely on the media to put words into people's mouths (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 13, 08:26:13
  - He hasn't said he's been out cast (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 13, 07:42:05
This is probably WWI, WWII and Hastings all in one but...... (NCFC) - talbotsunbeamer, Nov 11, 22:44:41
- They are seemingly reliant on keeping a clean sheet (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 11, 23:22:59
- Curiously though, their other three games in that run (NCFC) - norway, Nov 11, 23:12:08
  - Good point (NCFC) - talbotsunbeamer, Nov 11, 23:37:23
- fo sho (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 11, 22:59:08
  - I've got a good feeling (NCFC) - talbotsunbeamer, Nov 11, 23:08:40
    - 3 London teams? No no no thanks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, Nov 11, 23:09:15
Wisdom by name, NOT by nature...... (Other Football) - Kirrie, Nov 11, 15:05:36
- never heard of him and find it a bit depressing that he earns enough (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 11, 16:43:56
  - he came on as sub against us (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 11, 20:24:13
- Here's the full article! (Other Football) - Kirrie, Nov 11, 15:07:11
  - Whittaker has one of those... (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 11, 16:29:39
McNasty is a Werepoomer. I'm convinced. (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 11, 13:29:58
- how did he get this nasty reputation? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 11, 13:33:53
  - iirc, OG said he'd worked with him and he was a right ruthless so n so (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 11, 14:13:12
    - Wrong board member (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 11, 14:15:54
      - Oh well, I did say (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 11, 14:16:37
  - A few decisions early on in his tenure iirc.... (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 11, 13:44:56
    - Anglia TV spat (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Nov 11, 15:46:34
      - Suing the news of the world (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 11, 16:31:48
    - And that Canary beer (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 11, 13:46:10
      - And sharing programmes (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 11, 14:01:01
        
        And the kit leak (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 11, 14:01:18
        
        And poaching Lambert after tapping him up and refusing to pay compo (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 11, 14:08:48
        
        And refusing to pay Lambo his bonus (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 11, 14:09:18
        
        And ruthless ticket pricing policies (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 11, 14:09:43
        
        And when he punched that old man. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 11, 14:10:50
        
        Ok, just had the call. He definitely didn't punch an old man. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 11, 14:12:57
        
        It was you he punched (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 11, 14:14:58
        
        I didn't look at her once (NCFC) - norway, Nov 11, 14:16:56
        
        And stealing my Haribo. * (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 11, 18:28:39
  - Fucking over Robbie Cowling (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Nov 11, 13:41:33
    - Didn't he sue the news of the world early doors too? (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Nov 11, 14:05:21
  - He fired that nice Mr Gunn after he'd just won 4-0 (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Nov 11, 13:37:42
Jonny Howson (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Nov 9, 21:15:09
- His shot before Snoddy's goal (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Nov 9, 21:19:36
  - The dip on it was incredible (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 9, 21:19:55
- VMT^^^ (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Nov 9, 21:18:11
Hoots reaction here if anyone missed it, think they'd do it inside.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 9, 21:12:56
- He's annoyingly likeable (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 9, 21:19:35