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Just read Google are trialling an ai service called Translatotron. (NCFC) - Men without hats, May 24, 19:04:26
- I do and no. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, May 25, 09:16:29
- Wouldn't need too many words to translate me (NCFC) - LittleMouseWithClogs, May 24, 21:02:47
- I think I've found the output of a prototype actually (NCFC) - Old Man, May 24, 20:29:41
  - That is brillers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, May 24, 21:04:03
    - Number 11 is exactly right (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 24, 21:52:23
- It's a fascinating concept (NCFC) - Old Man, May 24, 20:09:30
- 80% useful. 20% recipe for disaster (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 24, 19:19:30
  - I would be a bit concerned about how accurate the translation was (NCFC) - Men without hats, May 24, 19:43:37
    - In time it will be near flawless (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, May 24, 19:54:10
      - no, it'll never be flawless (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 24, 20:24:33
        
        I did say "near" :) (NCFC) - CWC, May 24, 21:28:07
        
        you could be right, but that's what they were saying about translation software years ago (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 24, 21:33:06
        
        Oh I hear you (NCFC) - CWC, May 24, 21:44:54
        
        that's also true, we're on the cusp of a new industrial revolution (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 24, 21:50:57
        
        Yup (NCFC) - CWC, May 24, 21:59:33
        
        yes, I think so too. Surely engineering in particular will be an AI field (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 24, 22:05:22
        
        As you say dialects - Geordie to Fen Gibbon! (NCFC) - Men without hats, May 24, 20:59:25
      - Probably will. I'm just 'old school' in that I try to do maths in my head (NCFC) - Men without hats, May 24, 20:14:06
- Oh ma vache mon ami! Quand arrive le babelfish? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, May 24, 19:10:53
  - Nope, no idea. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, May 24, 21:04:33
If I make it through life without breaking off a stalactite then I have succeeded (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 19, 20:59:37
- What about a stalagmite? Surely they are more vunerable due to gravity? (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, May 19, 21:18:00
  - Nah, they can fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 19, 21:19:56
    - And they’re the ones from the floor going up in any case (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 19, 21:39:21
      - Stalactites hold on tight! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 19, 21:42:27
        
        Well stalagmites might. We shall never know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 19, 22:02:49
        
        That’s right (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 19, 21:45:36
        
        I've never forgotten that. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 19, 21:47:03
        
        Mites grow up, tites come down, as a taught by a geography teacher (General Chat) - watfordcanary, May 19, 22:27:49
We are having a bat. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 19, 10:56:20
- And that's why Vince can't get a run in the team (Other Sports) - watfordcanary, May 19, 11:35:28
  - Too often out in the thirties for me. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 19, 11:38:58
    - 95-1 off the first 10, now bad going. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 19, 11:48:29
      - Sorry Johnny. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 19, 11:55:05
        
        Let's make 400 plus hereby (n/m) (Other Sports) - fareastcanary, May 19, 12:01:55
Time for the annual "I remember when Cup Final day was a big event" thread (Other Football) - watfordcanary, May 18, 08:23:18
- Now a consolation prize for ‘big’ teams (Other Football) - Dajpun, May 18, 15:11:33
- Isn't it, wasn't it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Men without hats, May 18, 12:24:51
- I don't remember why I entered the room half the time (Other Football) - Old Man, May 18, 11:55:35
- I remember as a boy the Cup Final being a big event. (Other Football) - MORDENCANARY, May 18, 10:23:28
- I remember Billie (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, May 18, 09:37:21
- Golf with brucie and tarby! (n/m) (Other Football) - yellowman, May 18, 09:36:58
- Jumpers for goal posts (n/m) (Other Football) - I Am Hoot, May 18, 09:32:48
  - Never really did that, our local rec had goalposts (Other Football) - watfordcanary, May 18, 09:45:06
- They did just show the 9(nine) ManC buses on the Beeb. (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 18, 09:14:27
- exactly what i was thinking this morning (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, May 18, 08:53:43
- Ah yes cup final breakfasts, you got to see pretty much every goal in the rounds (Other Football) - city_lad, May 18, 08:37:26
  - When I referreed, our Ref Association had tickets every year from the FA... (Other Football) - Worthing Yellow, May 18, 09:01:41
    - My father did the same, always had opportunities to get tickets but only inquired about (Other Football) - pants, May 18, 13:56:32
  - ^^^ VMT ^^^^ (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, May 18, 08:54:37
- What time is Cup Final Swap Shop on? (n/m) (Other Football) - aloadofsquit, May 18, 08:30:19
  - Before Cup Final It's a Knockout (n/m) (Other Football) - watfordcanary, May 18, 08:35:18
    - ... and then following the teams' coaches from their hotel to Wembley (n/m) (Other Football) - Worthing Yellow, May 18, 08:56:36
- 1988 Dave Beasant / Lawrie Sanchez (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 18, 08:25:36
  - Elton in tears (n/m) (Other Football) - watfordcanary, May 18, 08:56:07
    - Ian Porterfield / Bob Stokoe (n/m) (Other Football) - Worthing Yellow, May 18, 09:03:21
      - Bobby Stokes beating Man U (Other Football) - watfordcanary, May 18, 09:07:27
Henry Winter is at it again. Why does he love Leeds so much? (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, May 17, 14:06:56
- I am very upset (Other Football) - A new PC Mr Creosote, May 17, 18:49:02
- Just remind him of how Cantona left for a better club (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 17, 17:14:40
- So one of the main reasond they will return to the PL is... (Other Football) - usacanary, May 17, 16:10:37
- Appropriately enough it says “ADVERTISEMENT” in the middle of the article. (Other Football) - APB, May 17, 15:30:21
  - It's a literary gobble off. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 17, 15:54:44
- When it comes down to it, the players bottled it (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, May 17, 15:28:15
- I bet henry Winter wears those Leeds Sock Ties from the 70's (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, May 17, 15:24:59
- I suppose he's "That age",who've got fond memories of the Leeds sides of the past. (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 17, 14:30:01
  - I liked Leeds in the early-mid 80s (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 17, 14:47:46
    - Weren't they crap in the early-mid 80s? (Other Football) - mr carra, May 17, 15:43:52
      - Yes, but it was like they were some sort of mythical beast. (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 17, 16:08:09
  - I'm of that age (Other Football) - The Mascara Creosote, May 17, 14:31:05
    - Especially Alan " goalhanger" Clarke - nasty, insideous, (Other Football) - CB41, May 17, 17:12:51
    - I think I might be a few years older and I agree with Creo (n/m) (Other Football) - watfordcanary, May 17, 15:16:46
- not enough words (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, May 17, 14:25:13
how often do you change your toothbrush (if you have one) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 17, 14:03:08
- Yeah, but *everything* has more bacteria than a toilet seat. (General Chat) - APB, May 17, 15:55:04
  - and if the bacterias were the size of ants they would fill Wembley stadium 9 times over (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 17, 16:11:44
- Probably every fortnight oi shink, mine are cheapos though. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 17, 14:40:30
  - I get the Mozzers 5 for £2, lasts a year! :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 17, 15:52:32
- The key is close the toilet lid before you flush (General Chat) - maidstoneyellow, May 17, 14:30:14
- Surely she could just put some boiling water on it? What a pranny. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 17, 14:27:29
- So why aren't people dropping like flies? (General Chat) - watfordcanary, May 17, 14:11:01
  - over 100 million bacteria on the average toothbrush including shit (General Chat) - Tombs, May 17, 14:28:33
    - Best just not cleaning our teeth (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 17, 15:34:38
My Car is 1 month old and already been to Busseys 3 times with Faults.... (General Chat) - jackamo, May 14, 13:12:18
- My first Ford about 20 years ago had 5 faults in the first week (General Chat) - watfordcanary, May 14, 16:13:05
- Busseys are fuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, May 14, 13:22:02
  - i dont think Busseys build cars (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 14, 13:34:46
    - Been into Busseys and my god are they fucking useless! 10 people... (General Chat) - jackamo, May 14, 14:20:16
      - Sounds like the wrath (General Chat) - Old Git, May 14, 15:42:05
        
        KFC I assume from Mile Cross.... (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, May 14, 17:03:08
    - Yes! 3 times I’ve come they sorted it and now back here now for the 4th! (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, May 14, 14:05:53
      - Pretty sure you have the right to reject the car under those (General Chat) - woody, May 14, 14:29:23
Have you seen Angus Gunn's error today? (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 12, 18:58:45
- Seen his dad do worse (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 12, 21:04:14
- Pritchard couldn't hit a brothel's door with a barn (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, May 12, 19:02:26
  - But he did though (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 12, 19:31:09
  - Not even sure Hulk could do that (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 12, 19:20:37
Ex-Canary-fest at Southampton (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 12, 16:27:01
- Bertrand playing? (n/m) (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, May 12, 16:27:40
  - Yes, and Forster on the bench (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 12, 16:29:56
Cripes!! (Other Football) - Old Git, May 7, 21:21:43
- Barca will still win (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 7, 21:22:27
  - 👍🏻 (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 7, 21:26:37
  - anything but extra time and pelanties svp (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:24:44
    - Bet your shed is mahoosive (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, May 7, 21:26:02
      - don't want to brag but i've got multi-sheds, the john prescott of the shed world (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:30:42
        
        I’m planning a tractor shed and a grandparents’ shed (Other Football) - Old Git, May 7, 21:34:28
        
        i've got massive shed envy over my Pa in Laws caravan shed (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:39:12
        
        You are Arthur Two Sheds Jackson and I claim my 5 pounds (n/m) (Other Football) - watfordcanary, May 7, 21:33:46
        
        think we've done a shed XI (to death) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:35:23
        
        But you haven't seen dirty pics of my shed yet.... (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, May 7, 21:38:04
        
        ding em up (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 7, 21:42:22
  - This all day long (n/m) (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, May 7, 21:23:15
    - Thirded. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 7, 21:23:35
      - Forthed....it'll get Messi at some point (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Splat, May 7, 21:24:47
Interesting Pink Un Q&A session with Webber (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 19:30:20
- Surely if we don’t need the money (NCFC) - camcan, May 7, 20:07:44
  - agreed, though it must be hard for players not to cash in when an offer comes in (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 20:13:32
    - It is a short and high risk career. Ask John O'Neill. (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 7, 20:23:03
      - totally, I wouldn't blame them, but obviously if they can have a good season in the prem (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 20:35:40
        
        I also think that over the years we hear about our young talent (NCFC) - camcan, May 7, 20:47:55
        
        yes, and most of the biggest want to see how they do at the top level before buying anyway (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 7, 20:54:47
When we got promoted as runners-up under Agent Lambert, did we do the open-top bus nonsens (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 7, 13:05:58
- I think they're right to do it, and so were we (General Chat) - Old Man, May 7, 13:32:05
  - absolutement, they were promoted in absentia and their last game was away from hum was it (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 14:01:44
    - It's nice for the city. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 7, 14:46:09
      - hopefully plenty of voovoozerlers 🎉 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 15:39:00
- Tin-pot would have been doing it with a non-open top bus (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, May 7, 13:31:10
  - *Tin-top* that would've been tin-top (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 7, 15:33:39
  - Or a red bus because yours has broken down ... 🤦🏻‍♂️ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 7, 13:33:40
  - Segway Parade, or maybe micro-scooters? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, May 7, 13:32:24
    - unicycles (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 14:11:00
- The roads would of been arranged to be closed months ago (General Chat) - maidstoneyellow, May 7, 13:18:12
  - I can remember Watford doing it quite a long time ago (General Chat) - watfordcanary, May 7, 13:32:56
- Didn't we give ourselves some fake trophy too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 7, 13:12:49
  - Think was provided by league. (n/m) (General Chat) - finkleton, May 7, 13:28:15
- It seems so (General Chat) - duke of york, May 7, 13:09:17
  - Hmmm. Fair enough then. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 7, 13:10:08
    - yes, but have they appointed a player/bürgermeister? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 13:12:15
      - They have put forward a fan representative (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 7, 13:21:34
        
        tres darwin (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 7, 14:02:58
      - I think wilder normally takes that job. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 7, 13:15:39
    - Don't think we did it when we won the play offs, though (General Chat) - duke of york, May 7, 13:10:46
      - Players needed a holiday... (General Chat) - duke of york, May 7, 13:12:22
        
        And 40k+ City fans were there when it happened (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, May 7, 13:28:01
        
        Indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, May 7, 13:39:12
Watford Canary (Other Sports) - A new PC Mr Creosote, May 7, 10:19:56
- I played against Tracey Moore,bloody gret ol lump. (n/m) (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 7, 12:49:29
- I saw a team very like that play for Hampshire v Australia the year before (Other Sports) - watfordcanary, May 7, 12:03:55
How many games did you attend this year? (NCFC) - APB, May 6, 21:18:09
- 2 : Derby (floodlight-gate) / Scum home 3-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, May 7, 20:33:29
- 1 - Blackburn last week (NCFC) - Kev, May 6, 23:34:05
- 6 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 6, 22:04:10
- 10 (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, May 6, 21:58:11
- 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, May 6, 21:54:56
- 3. I'm seriously thinking of making the Blackburn game my last (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 6, 21:42:54
  - Why? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 6, 21:52:04
    - I'm 62 with angina and live 200 miles away, so I'm stopping sometime (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 6, 23:30:19
    - Probably because it doesn't get much better (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 6, 22:11:22
      - And this. (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 7, 09:55:37
  - Mario’s goal as a coda? (NCFC) - APB, May 6, 21:51:52
- I think 30 including Wycombe,Hull,Wigan and Villa (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, May 6, 21:42:24
  - Wycombe and Hull should get bonus points. (NCFC) - APB, May 6, 21:43:33
    - Wycombe was great. (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 6, 21:44:11
      - Yeah Wycombe,great drive,green kit, Rhodes hat trick, Passlack,Pinto playing (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, May 6, 23:27:38
- 20 (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, May 6, 21:38:19
- 32, including Wycombe. Missed Forest (h) (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 6, 21:36:45
  - 33 actually - went to Portsmouth (h) as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 6, 21:41:38
- 2 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 6, 21:36:02
- applause (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 21:26:46
  - doh... (NCFC) - Tombs, May 7, 07:15:37
  - 27 (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 6, 21:38:25
- 9 (NCFC) - emmaroyds, May 6, 21:23:38
  - Good work. I missed a couple of homes. (NCFC) - APB, May 6, 21:40:37
- 17 (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, May 6, 21:23:36
- 1 (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 6, 21:22:44
- Me=26? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 6, 21:19:44
  - True. 31. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, May 6, 21:33:48
- F (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 6, 21:19:36
  - Ha ha. A decent pub as well. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, May 6, 21:33:30
I've been in much smaller crowds for league games (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 6, 16:44:16
This clip from Krul is so good... (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 6, 13:40:19
- He's been orchestrating the celebrations, maybe because of the bad times (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 6, 15:33:16
Fave quote.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 6, 10:49:14
- We should keep Tettey on the books just for that (NCFC) - camcan, May 6, 10:50:53
  - Yes, vmt (NCFC) - CWC, May 6, 11:24:38
    - Krul has played a huge part on the pitch, as has Rhodes (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 6, 11:31:29
I think McClean may be pissed (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, May 6, 09:43:48
- He's drinking 20/20! (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 6, 09:49:04
  - Onel seems fresh as a daisy!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 6, 09:51:29
- Haha that was hilarious (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 6, 09:47:13
  - Wonderful stuff (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, May 6, 09:47:47
- lolf he's now the Mayor of Norwich! (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 6, 09:45:07
  - The town crier just said Kenny had confused crier with sheriff (NCFC) - camcan, May 6, 11:08:29
  - There is precedent for Scottish footballers in civic positions (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 6, 09:53:51
  - Suits him!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 6, 09:47:21
All aboard all aboard... (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 6, 07:52:58
- Always amazed how quickly they get the buses painted and logoed (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 6, 09:32:57
- 👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, May 6, 08:30:55
Sweet Caroline, oh oh oh... (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 5, 16:15:48
- Our £30 million left back falling on to our £30 million right back! (NCFC) - ede, May 5, 17:06:21
- Is that Farke just caught in shot on the left for a few seconds? (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 5, 17:01:39
  - Yep, he's loving it too!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 5, 17:02:36
- So good so good!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellowbeds, May 5, 16:54:32
- I'm thinking there will be a lot of dark glasses at the parade tommorow... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 5, 16:20:26
Great catch by Morgan (Other Sports) - watfordcanary, May 5, 14:42:57
Ipswich 3-2. (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, May 5, 14:20:00
- how on earth did that happen? (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, May 5, 14:37:19
- Enter the playoffs in style (NCFC) - ede, May 5, 14:22:43
- Leeds are a joke club (NCFC) - Pygmy bulb, May 5, 14:21:26
- Are Leeds playing their B team? Did 8,000 Leeds fans go in the end? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 5, 14:21:24
- Imagine if this impending Ipswich result had sent us up (n/m) (NCFC) - MORDENCANARY, May 5, 14:21:11
- Comedy defending (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 5, 14:20:37
- 10 men (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, May 5, 14:20:34
Norwichs Fußballmärchen "made in Germany" (NCFC) - woody, May 4, 11:30:08
- Didn't realise Farke spoke German! (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, May 4, 12:12:44
  - probably picked it up off the german players, there's quite a few of them tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 4, 14:02:01
  - He speaks German like he does English, in his mannerisms if you see what I mean. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 4, 12:15:04
    - ^^That moment you can't quite put into words what you mean. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 4, 12:50:06
- Thanks, hadn't seen that (NCFC) - watfordcanary, May 4, 11:55:10
- Good stuff, enjoyed that (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 4, 11:48:41
- I don't speak a word of German but absolutely loved that! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 4, 11:48:19
- Have people seem the Finnish one too? (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 4, 11:46:18
  - Teemu seems to get out of breathjust walking up to the castle (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 4, 12:28:44
    - I noticed that. He should have of taken the lift (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 4, 13:00:23
      - Think it's down to the interviewer pulling a funny one so he was chuckling along. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 4, 13:34:09
  - Just sent that to my Finnish friends, many thanks too! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 4, 11:54:22
    - If they let you know what's said - do pass it on! I couldn't follow any of it! :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 4, 12:02:13
      - Asked my friend Kivela if he will do a summary of the Pukki interview. Also, very nice.. (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 4, 12:12:34
        
        It would be great if he could :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, May 4, 13:01:39
        
        He's a bit of a computer geek, he'll see it as a challenge!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 4, 13:13:04
- Thanks woody (n/m) (NCFC) - Hongky, May 4, 11:35:27
Hands up who's voted. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 20:47:55
- Boris Johnson (General Chat) - A new PC Mr Creosote, May 2, 23:28:02
- I voted Pukki (n/m) (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, May 2, 21:56:10
- Nope, i went to the beach though 🏖 (General Chat) - Tombs, May 2, 21:41:25
  - You were busy! Did you write that the moment you got home? (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 21:47:49
    - not guilty (General Chat) - Tombs, May 2, 21:50:01
- Aye. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 2, 21:32:36
  - Ere me now (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 2, 23:13:35
- I saw your post, grabbed polling card off window sill & hotfooted it to Polling Station (General Chat) - Azteca, May 2, 21:30:54
  - Ah! Sorry Azteca. I'm impressed with your efforts though! (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 21:34:16
  - Ha, that's the Euro election. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 2, 21:32:18
  - Sue her (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 2, 21:32:09
    - (I'm not Sue either) (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 21:34:48
      - You will be (General Chat) - Old Git, May 2, 21:38:55
- Fuck no,if I had I'd have spoilt my ballot paper,didn't finish work until 8 anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 2, 21:28:39
  - You can still vote until 10. Nip out! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 21:30:56
    - Cider won bwod, politics, thinking about it ,if I can't get away from (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 2, 22:20:00
      - Good luck to your sister then Proth :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 22:30:20
        
        Thankyou Bwod,she deserves it.👍🙂💛💚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮� ��󠁿 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 2, 22:31:53
        
        She really does Proth! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 2, 22:45:05
- Yep all in ho (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, May 2, 21:18:15
  - Yep all in da house 🏠 have voted. We live in a democracy (n/m) (General Chat) - pinkney, May 2, 21:19:04
- It’s one woman one vote, Emma (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 2, 21:18:15
  - We were allowed three votes today. (PS I'm not Emma) (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 21:24:37
- No elections here (n/m) (General Chat) - Kangol Canary, May 2, 21:08:24
- 🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚 🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚 🤚🤚🤚🤚🤚 (General Chat) - emmaroyds, May 2, 21:08:15
- No, first time ever I think - but none of the candidates did it for me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, May 2, 21:03:36
  - I think our Green candidate would have voted for you if you'd asked. He was ever so keen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 21:22:28
  - You have to vote yourself, MWH, that’s the way it works (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 2, 21:18:52
    - It's ok for you OG - you have a butler😉 (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, May 2, 21:22:07
      - As if I’d trust him to vote (General Chat) - Old Git, May 2, 21:24:23
- We did. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Mascara Creosote, May 2, 21:00:56
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - watfordcanary, May 2, 20:59:12
- Nope (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 2, 20:57:40
- One vote for Garforth & Swillington Independents (n/m) (General Chat) - 702, May 2, 20:55:30
- Yep (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 2, 20:54:49
- 🙌 (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 2, 20:54:44
- Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, May 2, 20:53:21
- Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, May 2, 20:52:18
- 🙋🏻‍♀️ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 2, 20:50:47
- Check. Took number 1 son so he can experience democracy in action. (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, May 2, 20:49:02
  - ^^^ Jacob Rees-Mogg ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 2, 21:17:48
    - Lolf. One has been outed! (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, May 2, 23:00:08
Cracking 50 over game at Southampton today (Other Sports) - watfordcanary, May 2, 19:12:36
- Yes,many on YouTube. I really don't understand why these games aren't put on bbc2,or bb (Other Sports) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 2, 22:38:06
- Go Surrey (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, May 2, 19:13:28
  - They want , all right, back to the pavilion for 127 all out (n/m) (Other Sports) - watfordcanary, May 2, 19:20:17
    - A Wrath Select XI could probably score more (n/m) (Other Sports) - watfordcanary, May 2, 20:22:19
      - I’ll make the tea and sarnies (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, May 2, 20:28:48
        
        White bread, fish paste, jam tarts or Swiss roll (n/m) (Other Sports) - watfordcanary, May 2, 20:48:30
        
        Artisan sour dough bread, strong cheddar with homemade chutney, peanut nuttella brownies , (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, May 2, 21:00:15
        
        I'm not sure I like the sound of homemade chutney, peanut nuttella brownies. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Bravo win or die, May 2, 21:30:01
      - :) I'm still in the footy to cricket transition. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, May 2, 20:26:18
    - Is that good? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, May 2, 19:20:54
Premier League roast beef dinner (General Chat) - CauldRon, Apr 28, 18:13:29
- Vanarama League all day breakfast (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 28, 18:38:44
  - out of a tin i trust? like a proper full english. (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 28, 18:51:10
    - While eating Harry Ramsden's full English this morning at M11 services (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 20:49:38
    - Stag, that's the stuff (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 28, 18:56:02
Which seethes players will we take off them when they dont go up in PO? (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Apr 28, 14:44:28
- Phillips and Hernández would be good (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 28, 15:39:33
- Should take *someone* just to remind them whose feeder club they are (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 28, 15:23:08
  - Vmt we should Beccio one or two right off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 28, 16:10:04
- We already have Emi, the best player in their feeder club (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 14:52:51
- I’d take Phillips for a DCM (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 28, 14:51:12
- Non just we should take that Swansea lad they were heavily linked with (NCFC) - Pukki Pies, Apr 28, 14:47:40
  - James is near the top of my list, would be ace. (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Apr 28, 16:21:26
  - Dan James and yes we should (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 28, 15:22:18
- Can't think of any really. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 28, 14:45:13
Annoyingly my Skybox didnt record EFL on Quest. Nothing on catch up. Is there any way (NCFC) - Drinklebells, Apr 28, 14:44:19
- yes go to their website... (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Apr 28, 14:45:53
  - here (NCFC) - promethian1, Apr 28, 14:47:25
    - Now I've watched that,I'm inclined towards yellow card being the right call (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 15:11:06
      - Defender was level when he was fouled (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 15:43:25
Just watched the melle on sky sports, hilarious. (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 28, 14:17:44
- Fair enough, play to the whistle, never assume teams are going to be sportsmanlike (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Apr 28, 14:26:54
  - I thought bamfords deserved an Oscar. (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 28, 14:34:57
    - Jansen is a player I really dislike but would like is to sign (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 15:13:14
DISGUSTING FROM LEEDS (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Apr 28, 13:34:06
- I thought I heard a whistle when the player went down (n/m) (Other Football) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 13:39:39
  - The way Hernandez(?) slowed down to put it out... and then fed Clich. (Other Football) - norway, Apr 28, 13:42:00
- Letting Villa score? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 28, 13:38:27
- Hate Leeds even more (n/m) (Other Football) - Hit Squadie, Apr 28, 13:35:42
  - Hilarious wankery. (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Apr 28, 13:42:35
- Typical Leeds (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Apr 28, 13:34:23
I've watched Man C, Liverpool and Spurs rampaging towards the River End (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 12:58:20
It's 50 years since is switched allegiance from Saints to Canaries. It was a good decision (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 12:23:58
One of the best things about promotion is being able to sack off ifollow now. (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Apr 28, 10:32:39
- I need to check... (NCFC) - peterindxb, Apr 28, 11:03:04
  - I always mute the TV and play the iPlayer commentary (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 11:34:53
- Yep, streams galore next season! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 28, 10:43:53
The funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet this morning (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 28, 08:58:57
- Photo of Fatty Foulke behind him (n/m) (Other Football) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 12:36:58
- An opportunity to bring this out again... (Other Football) - The Editor of Milk, Apr 28, 12:19:03
- Presumably revenge for Farke’s “of course Sheffield will get 3 points” (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 28, 11:13:22
- He is an embarrassment and a bitter individual. Pathetic. (n/m) (Other Football) - ghost of hucks, Apr 28, 10:17:05
- He really is shameless isn’t he? (Other Football) - Elmham Yellow, Apr 28, 09:42:21
- Funniest thing, him and Leeds would’ve loved to piss (Other Football) - Chopper, Apr 28, 09:25:44
- Could turn on him very quickly next season he’s finished (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Apr 28, 09:09:30
- Best side they’ve faced - love it, brilliant! (n/m) (Other Football) - DH Yellow, Apr 28, 09:04:36
Hitting peak seethe (NCFC) - revsimon, Apr 28, 07:52:22
- I don't mind Leeds - I be slightly envious if I were them. (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 28, 09:59:54
- We've got some lovely Leeds fans at work (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 28, 08:47:39
  - Do you work for the same company as me? (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 12:46:00
    - Heh, but no. (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 28, 13:23:23
  - imagine if the world judge Norwich on this forum !! (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 28, 08:49:50
    - Imagine (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 28, 09:00:12
      - I can't really remember Selwyn - was he really that bad? (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 28, 09:57:54
        
        There are/have been some tedious bods (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 28, 10:46:13
      - At every entrance to the City of Norwich, unfamiliar faces are pulled aside (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 28, 09:01:23
        
        Bucks is very retro... (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 28, 09:15:26
        
        Usac (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 28, 10:32:03
- I did want them to win play offs but their fans ... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 28, 08:02:12
  - I’ve learned to hate them (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Apr 28, 08:22:43
  - I want them to stay down in perpetuity now (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 28, 08:07:01
    - Might be good if they come to then go down while we stay up (NCFC) - jAC, Apr 28, 08:10:02
- Waccoe is the gift that keeps on giving (NCFC) - revsimon, Apr 28, 07:56:14
  - What’s a legacy club? (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 28, 07:59:41
    - Champions of Europe apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Apr 28, 08:05:10
    - They won the league in 92 (NCFC) - matgore, Apr 28, 08:03:29
Just got back (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 28, 02:33:00
- Warning against pitch invasion (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 28, 12:49:54
- Yeah that was shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 28, 09:56:57
The 9 ft giant next to me jumped on my foot at fulltime (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 27, 22:44:09
Great reaction from Elliot Bennett (spelling) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 27, 22:20:32
- He’s in the same carriage as me albeit at the very end. He’s well dreamy to look at (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 27, 22:35:26
  - Top top guy (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 27, 23:16:30
- Nice one. He played well today. Always liked him (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 27, 22:32:32
- He is a top bloke (n/m) (NCFC) - Hit Squadie, Apr 27, 22:24:32
Is Emi technically the best player to don the jersey for City? (NCFC) - essexcanary, Apr 27, 21:57:13
- No (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 27, 22:33:35
- No.. Ian Crook (n/m) (NCFC) - Mark Barham, Apr 27, 22:15:11
- Martin Peters ? (n/m) (NCFC) - MORDENCANARY, Apr 27, 22:11:25
  - Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - White Van Man, Apr 27, 22:35:59
  - This (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 27, 22:12:51
- Yeah he's definitely better than JM. (NCFC) - Rob NCFC, Apr 27, 21:59:41
  - Pssst (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 27, 22:14:54
    - I assumed he meant Madison. (NCFC) - Rob NCFC, Apr 27, 22:18:59
      - Ah (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 27, 22:25:19
- Imagine Emi and JM in same team (n/m) (NCFC) - neonyellow, Apr 27, 21:58:52
  - They’d tackle each other! (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 27, 22:33:20
  - Nurse! (n/m) (NCFC) - Rob NCFC, Apr 27, 22:00:05
  - Plus the goat (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanary, Apr 27, 21:59:45
    - and mario (NCFC) - matt in london, Apr 27, 22:03:20
      - Yup. (NCFC) - Rob NCFC, Apr 27, 22:04:46
Not good that West Brom (somehow) losing at home to Rotherham? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 16:26:43
- 1-1 (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Apr 27, 16:37:56
- I think it’s good (Other Football) - matgore, Apr 27, 16:27:29
  - Can’t quite see (Other Football) - matgore, Apr 27, 16:29:23
    - Because Leeds are everyone's cup final (n/m) (Other Football) - watfordcanary, Apr 27, 16:33:08
      - Lol (n/m) (Other Football) - matgore, Apr 27, 16:41:01
    - Because (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 16:32:47
  - Why good? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 16:28:31
    - Increases their incentives against Leeds (very marginally) (Other Football) - matgore, Apr 27, 16:33:06
      - Maybe. Though as I say above, even if WBA win today they could still finish 4th. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 27, 16:34:19
        
        West Brom can finish third... (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 27, 16:47:19
        
        Was just trying to work out if that's good for them (Other Football) - Old Man, Apr 27, 16:48:32
        
        Would mean Leeds failing to beat Ipswich though... (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 27, 16:54:21
        
        Yeah a pretty unlikely scenario all round... (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Apr 27, 17:19:00
My biggest worry tonight is the weather (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 27, 11:06:23
- I was thinking bare chested like the Wednesday fan? (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 27, 11:58:23
- Brightening up now in NR1 after a gloomy start. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 27, 11:26:49
  - *Updated - Raining again now. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 27, 11:39:38
- Where is real man when you neee him. (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 27, 11:22:27
  - Angina, I will struggle with the cold (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 27, 12:50:15
Steadfastly NOT counting this egg, though it seems to be wobbling, with cracks appearing (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 27, 08:55:04
- Later the same day (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 27, 10:09:01
  - Lol (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 27, 10:12:54
- Just don’t put it in a bowl of water, it might be rotten (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 27, 09:20:27
  - On the other hand, it could be a beautifully little baby canary with fire in it’s belly (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 27, 09:29:14
I can remember our phone number (General Chat) - A new PC Mr Creosote, Apr 24, 14:22:10
- i find almost impossible to remember phone numbers (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 24, 16:29:53
- i can remember my dads first car registration number and our phone (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 24, 15:50:36
- I can too - it was one digit away from the local ATS so we got no end of wrong numbers (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 24, 15:22:36
- I can remember my first moped, motorbike and first four car registrations. (General Chat) - Men without hats, Apr 24, 15:09:28
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 24, 14:48:02
- I can remember yours, I keep phoning you up asking if you want free insulation (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 24, 14:46:06
- I can remember the number for Carpet Call thanks to Radio Broadland (n/m) (General Chat) - phelans tash, Apr 24, 14:43:59
  - Was it 610732 red carpet call? Used to hate that jingle. (n/m) (General Chat) - ghost of hucks, Apr 24, 16:24:20
    - That’s the one. Effective marketing. (n/m) (General Chat) - phelans tash, Apr 24, 16:48:32
  - I remember Russell Black heating from London radio stations 30 years ago (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Apr 24, 15:23:10
- Cant remember ours as I never use it. Can remember (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 24, 14:34:40
  - I can also remember our number from 50 years ago - used to answer with the number (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Apr 24, 15:11:01
  - I know 3 numbers (General Chat) - A new PC Mr Creosote, Apr 24, 14:44:50
    - Bizarrely I can remember my ex wife's works phone number (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 24, 16:15:52
- I think so (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Apr 24, 14:33:00
Have to say, thought Jamal Lewis was fantastic today. Top, top stuff from him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Apr 22, 20:01:10
- Would be great if he scored next Saturday to complete the team set (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 22, 20:10:15
- yeah, very good performance aside from his giveaway leading to their first (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 20:04:51
  - Ah, I didn't realise that (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Apr 22, 20:05:32
    - yeah, made a bit of a mess of it trying to dribble it out (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 22, 20:08:18
- Couldn't quite tell. Wasn't it his zone that gave up the (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Apr 22, 20:03:43
  - Couldn't really see what happened from t'other end (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Apr 22, 20:06:14
- I thought he was fantastic first half and last 20 mins. He had a wobbly 25 minutes at (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 22, 20:03:17
- Yep was really hoping he’d get a goal (NCFC) - matgore, Apr 22, 20:01:49
God the Radio Norfolk commentary is no help today. (NCFC) - bird table, Apr 22, 15:52:14
- Lee Croft is dull (n/m) (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 22, 15:54:26
  - Goreham gloomy (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Apr 22, 16:22:36
  - That's Sir Lee Player of the Season Croft to you laddy (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 22, 16:15:30
  - The Croft Dog? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Apr 22, 16:04:37
  - Yeah. Was hoping for Rivers today. (n/m) (NCFC) - bird table, Apr 22, 15:57:43
    - Maybe he refuses to go to Stoke, coming from Crewe (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 22, 16:01:49
are we going to do flags today instead of the tiles, which was a bit shit if im honest.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 19, 18:59:32
- Only time the tiles ever worked was the vote for green shorts (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 19, 19:02:26
A cricket oddity - Hampshire have scored more than 600 at the Ageas Bowl today v Glamorgan (Other Sports) - watfordcanary, Apr 19, 18:01:57
WACCOE (Other Football) - StraightOuttaBacton, Apr 19, 17:54:30
- Playoffs will be tough with Villa flying and WBA a tough out. (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, Apr 19, 18:34:41
- If I had my way, I have those parents put down (Other Football) - pants, Apr 19, 18:11:10
  - If I had my way id have you put down (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 19, 18:58:51
- Bless. Maybe next season, or the one after. Or your grandkids' lifetime (Other Football) - Higher Wrather, Apr 19, 18:00:37
  - Could be worse (Other Football) - watfordcanary, Apr 19, 18:06:34
This may or may not be a good idea, but I am going to do my ironing to calm myself down a (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 14, 13:00:24
- I'm cooking a blackberry and apple crumble tart (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 14, 13:03:50
My dilemma (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 14, 07:25:19
- Stick with the green 💚💚 (n/m) (NCFC) - helvegtheowl, Apr 14, 08:43:24
- One of each? Trendsetter. (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Apr 14, 07:27:41
  - You crazy fool! Have you learned nothing from this season? Never mess with a winning team (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Apr 14, 07:40:49
    - I’m going with that (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 14, 08:02:35