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I fucking hate flying and this used to give me a distraction from facing certain death... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 29, 14:08:14
- No wonder Panda's are endangered! You great big jessie - deal with it! (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 29, 14:46:36
- It only happens because you touch yourself at night (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 29, 14:38:00
- You big girl. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 14:16:32
- A little tip for anyone flying, (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 29, 14:12:20
  - Or do a couple of valium just before you get on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 29, 14:15:36
    - Don't flush the loo while you're on it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 29, 14:45:01
  - Another tip is not to watch this......... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 14:14:10
    - Hellfire (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 14:22:32
      - Much parpage indeed. Cap'n Chesney Cheesburger would have done that for a laugh though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 14:26:02
    - WTFFF????? i am a pilot n i know airliners hire really experienced pilots who can atleast (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 14:18:33
    - Are you sure that wasn't just someone on the Krypton Factor? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 29, 14:18:11
    - 'BA Pilot in drinking on duty scandal'. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 29, 14:16:44
      - Certainly appears beer was involved on that occasion. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 14:17:37
        
        Wasn't that the one in Russia or suffen ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 14:24:44
        
        I don't know anything about flying but at what point did he think that was going to work? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 14:25:31
        
        Just in time by the look of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 14:28:21
- grow a pair (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 14:11:34
  - or wings. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 29, 14:14:27
- Stop killing the planet then (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 29, 14:11:29
  - I will when you stop pointlessly standing on plinths during the night... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 29, 14:14:56
    - It's not pointless (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 29, 14:44:42
Unlock and personalise your killstreak loadout. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 13:48:32
- That sounds well mexico. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 13:50:53
  - Keep it dusty! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 29, 13:52:38
    - well weapon (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 13:54:48
      - Stay foolish. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 13:56:26
        
        That's hilarious and co (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 29, 13:59:05
        
        totally Jackson (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 14:01:22
  - throwing donkeys and tortillas (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 29, 13:51:41
    - DId you say that during the front crawl the hand should enter the water little-finger firs (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 13:55:06
      - Have you got one of those all-in-one polyurethane suits? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 29, 14:08:22
        
        I borrowed the Kingses mankini. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 14:15:21
        
        Rog has done a length in that (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 14:31:05
        
        Not clicking on that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 14:38:09
        
        Sadly, I did (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 14:44:12
        
        me neither (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 29, 14:43:35
        
        he has *a* polyurethane suit... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 14:13:24
      - thumb side in (General Chat) - pants, Jul 29, 14:02:38
        
        Ah, good, brilliant. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 14:16:51
        
        Fisting Lessons. Part 1. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 29, 14:03:49
        
        ha ha. Yuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 14:04:35
        
        I might need dn41 here incase I haven't been coherant enough (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 29, 14:03:09
      - You've got issues. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 29, 13:57:08
        
        haha. Reverend and the Makers are busking in Liverpool tonight. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 13:58:50
        
        Unfortunately, I'm stuck in North Yorkshire, (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 29, 14:01:04
        
        haha (General Chat) - pants, Jul 29, 14:04:52
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 29, 14:03:27
Once again is it only me that doesn't understand this? What's it got to do with camcan? (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 29, 12:38:52
- It's all part of the burgeoning wrath/twit crossover movement. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 13:50:27
  - Ah I see, now I understand, camcan broke the news of BMW quitting F1 on her twitter. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 13:55:44
    - Blimey, how exciting :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 29, 14:13:35
  - Oh well, in that case I don't care. I'm with Tombs - (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 29, 13:53:01
- Twit (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 12:43:48
- I'm in the same boat as you dnbeebies. Come on you mothers, explain! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 12:41:58
  - I didn't get it either. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 12:50:49
    - Do you want to join the twit or the twat club? Your choice. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 12:52:11
      - twot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 12:52:42
        
        Good variation. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 12:53:55
        
        just don't want to be in a club with either you or Dee En Bee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 12:54:29
        
        It's a well cool club to be in though - no pressure to be "with it" (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 29, 12:59:00
        
        Can't say I blame you. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 12:55:05
  - It's nice that we both got such a succinct answer then, intut:-( (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 29, 12:47:28
    - I don't know about succinct but it was certainly short and to the point. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 12:49:12
      - Ideed, though particularly uninformative (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 29, 12:59:47
        
        I don't know about uninformative, but it didn't shed any light on the subject at hand. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 13:05:03
  - Twat (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 12:44:16
    - Yes, yes but why camcan? (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 12:50:18
      - Cars do have cams though, don't they. Maybe BMW have "canned" their cams thus rendering (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 29, 12:58:21
        
        Feasible, good work. I'll settle for that. It's OK we've got it now. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 13:02:30
      - maybe she's German? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 12:52:02
        
        No, it's no good you'll have to explain that as well. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 12:54:42
        
        was an acronym for girls who would only ever step out with males of the non-white variety. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 13:02:41
        
        Oh, so for non-racist women. Camcan is indeed a non-racist woman so it fits. Good work. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 13:06:06
        
        Phew. We got there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 13:19:28
        
        Just to check though - Creo is black, right? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 13:21:51
        
        His moods usually are :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 29, 13:24:25
What about, right, say if you had just done a pint upstairs at Bedfords and were walking (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 29, 12:24:57
- fuckdance (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 12:37:45
- Happened to me yesterday lunchtime. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 12:35:25
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 12:34:50
- Puffay vulvar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 12:31:39
  - Another trialist? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 29, 12:35:41
- fuckdance (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 12:27:14
  - what a feeling (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 29, 12:27:41
fact hunt (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 12:05:13
- :( Leave him alone, legend! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 29, 13:31:53
- Leave him alone !!!! At least he is happy and given me and many others wonderful enternmai (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 12:25:31
  - Good actor but car'nt stand the man! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 12:38:28
    - How well do you know him? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 12:41:17
      - Thassa comment intut. Duh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 12:46:04
        
        Oh. I didn't read them. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 29, 12:50:37
  - very cruel treatment (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 12:30:31
- Chris Moyles' Fact Hunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 12:15:24
Michael Phelps throws his inflatables out of the pool... (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 10:58:05
- Oh, boohoo! (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jul 29, 11:06:24
- what a cock. it was fine when he had his 'new suit'. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 29, 11:02:01
  - It's a f***ing ridiculous situation though. Fina will ban the suits (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 29, 11:08:58
    - agree totally (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 29, 11:38:47
    - Spaedo (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 29, 11:15:50
    - swimming is ridiculous (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 29, 11:13:40
      - ^^can't swim (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 29, 11:31:16
        
        i can so nerrr (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 29, 11:34:42
      - Swimming is brilliant. I love swimming now. I used to be rubbish at it, but three weeks (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 11:18:47
        
        i did a length on my back this morning (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 29, 11:20:04
        
        You love a length, dutyer (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 11:21:37
        
        can't beat a good length first thing in the morning (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 29, 11:22:36
    - they should all b made to wear bermuda shorts (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jul 29, 11:12:44
      - They should wear these: (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 29, 11:18:20
        
        nope these (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Jul 29, 11:31:23
    - i say let them wear what they like (excpet if it has a built in jet-ski engine or summat) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 11:12:32
Who is good with graphs? I need some assistance (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 29, 10:45:56
- mbk is (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 29, 10:52:43
  - No, that's giraffes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 10:57:15
    - heh (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 29, 11:12:13
- Excel graphs or what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 29, 10:52:28
  - Well he obviously doesn't excel with graphs or he wouldn't need help (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 29, 10:55:04
- Me and Steffi go way back (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 29, 10:48:37
Haha - just got a comment on the Oink Un feed (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 28, 20:03:22
- Sent a couple, nothing got through. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 20:24:49
For those that are wondering what the hell twitter is good for: (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 28, 19:42:23
- nope (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 20:22:25
  - Luddite^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 28, 20:47:59
    - bollocks (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 21:15:20
- *b. r. e. a. s. t. s* (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 28, 20:02:33
  - ^^^only ever seen his mums^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 20:16:23
    - ^^^I've seen his mum's too^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 28, 20:20:19
- Tis how I've got into it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 20:00:29
  - What's your twatname himmers? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 28, 20:01:09
    - Butchdaily (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 20:01:48
      - Hom (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 28, 20:02:22
- If you do that you'll also learn all about Notts County FC, and thier 6 figure signings. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 19:48:02
  - Twatface.com (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 28, 19:53:39
Why is it that (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 17:42:16
- in my youth I used to go to Anfield (Other Football) - Load of old bull, Jul 28, 19:35:24
- I read your post, looked a the picture in the link, thought: "that's not Steve McManaman" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 17:51:17
  - own up, you were pooing at the time, weren't you? Affected your reading ability. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 18:49:36
    - strange, I did exactly the same thing (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 28, 22:38:01
  - Confused (Other Football) - Reg Presley, Jul 28, 18:06:06
FAO Twitterers (General Chat) - Small, Jul 28, 17:23:04
- I wouldn't bother with stephen fry (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Jul 28, 19:28:39
- MichaelJBailey is actually a preety good one to follow (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 17:55:15
  - i saw prof cox on the bbc the other day (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 18:33:24
- Charlie Brooker (charltonbrooker) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 17:34:17
  - don't bother with Derren Brown, he's a lazy so and so (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 17:46:47
    - Just seems to be linking to other things. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 17:48:09
      - you read your iphone while pooing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 17:58:55
        
        Oh yes. I've posted on here from on the pot. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 18:42:31
        
        They'll be the ones with the big pauses in them (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 19:24:18
        
        i generally read a book while pooing (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 18:02:44
        
        Bloody hell, how long do you spend in there!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 28, 18:05:18
        
        very short books... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 18:10:28
  - Brooker's a bit of a dick though, inte (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 28, 17:37:41
    - He's great (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 28, 17:38:47
- Does "following" mean reading? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 28, 17:25:49
  - Yup - when they tweet, it pops up on your twitter page (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 28, 17:38:24
    - Yebut, spose I don't give a shit what celebs or famous people are doing? (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 28, 18:00:33
    - you like celebs, don'tcha? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 17:43:02
- Me, AB and Pangler (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 28, 17:25:45
Stupid Barry (General Chat) - Small, Jul 28, 17:16:09
- I think the wrath has just died (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 28, 17:33:25
- I think the wrath has just died (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 28, 17:33:02
  - It went wrong for a bit, but I think it's OK now. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 17:36:47
- Its nice to see another resident of............. (General Chat) - usacanary, Jul 28, 17:25:09
  - I bet he used to sell his moody meat in The Grove. (General Chat) - Small, Jul 28, 17:50:55
    - That the one near Sainsburys? Next to the pub I can't remember the name of. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 18:05:24
Any of you lot going to the game tonight or (NCFC) - conker, Jul 28, 15:58:38
- btw am I the only person who has now got palarse following them on twatter? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 16:09:49
  - I certainly haven't as I don't have a clue what you're on about. (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 28, 16:44:39
    - sometimes you are a bit of a parody of yourself, CeeBee. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 16:50:13
      - I aim to please but of all the irritating new stuff that is around, (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 28, 16:55:47
        
        I had an epiphany at the weekend, and suddenly realised what the point is. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 17:06:05
        
        "i had an epiphany" (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 28, 18:35:05
        
        You do get some very funny people on there too (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 28, 17:18:32
        
        Yes. And if you like F1 for example, then getting updates (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 17:38:54
        
        unedited thoughts of people you're interested in (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 28, 17:40:05
        
        i'm really disappointed with some 'slebs' on there though (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 17:44:52
        
        Yes. I'm following one of my favourite authors, sports commentators, people I know off he (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 17:43:36
        
        why 'Bacons' but only 'Fry'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 17:08:53
        
        Sounds more correct. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 17:10:27
        
        OK. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 17:12:16
        
        Good man, thanks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 17:14:50
        
        but you're not alone (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 17:00:52
        
        and it's the one I like most (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 16:59:45
        
        me too - and most people who slag it off (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 28, 17:16:59
        
        I've admitted it's ignorance. Perhaps you'd like to enlighten me as to it's purpose. (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 28, 17:22:26
        
        How about Iranians tweeting about the situation (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 28, 17:41:25
        
        But surely they can't say anything meaningfull in one line. (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 28, 18:07:47
        
        Fixes, not foxes (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 28, 17:41:49
        
        Using foxes to help get round government imposed media blackouts would be fucking great. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 17:44:44
  - I havent (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 28, 16:39:49
- excellent. Don't forget to give us a full write-up please. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 16:06:28
  - Or you could launch a Wrath Tweet. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 16:08:47
    - I was racing Bailey and co on Sat to get the news to Twitter first, I soon got bored (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 28, 16:11:12
      - I see the Pinkun ah doing a live feed thingy. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 16:12:36
- Train from Luunun Bridge to Thornton Heath (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 28, 16:02:57
- Mentalist (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 28, 16:01:03
  - I'm only going as Im in London and will get paid to go (NCFC) - conker, Jul 28, 16:04:00
    - You staying in the Aquarium? (NCFC) - Everynowandagain, Jul 28, 16:05:52
      - Well not the actaul Aquarium, but same building. Im not sure I can claim video games (NCFC) - conker, Jul 28, 16:07:33
        
        Nut they also serve beer and have oodles of pool tables (n/m) (NCFC) - Everynowandagain, Jul 28, 16:09:15
        
        no need to call him a nut. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 16:14:53
        
        (although he is called conker I suppose.) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 16:15:06
      - no no no. We want a write-up. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 16:06:58
    - Jubilee Line to Lunnun Bridge then. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 28, 16:04:47
Thassa poomer ! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 15:23:58
- Actually it's most likely to be a Black Panther. Not one of the Stokely Carmichael ones I (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 15:39:18
  - Poomer sounds better. Panther sounds a bit gay. I rate this post (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 15:42:55
    - Yeah, you reckon do you cloggy, Well you can just about blummin well do one, alright? (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 15:46:22
- nah. thassa minityer railway and a kitty cat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 15:33:55
- That is n'all. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:28:05
  - i rate this post ^^^ 2 out of 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 15:34:32
    - Good effort, but I'm not rising to it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:36:18
      - i rate this post ^^^ 5 out of 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 15:37:16
What on earth is an "emoticon"? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 28, 15:04:32
- :internetforfuckssakeface: (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:16:26
  - i rate this post ^^^ 4 out of 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 15:35:17
    - I rate this rating ^^^^ 3 out of 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 15:52:07
- It's one of those fucking stupid cunting faces that people put in text messages. (n/m) (General Chat) - Angry in Switzerland, Jul 28, 15:12:16
  - You don't think I should include them in a future upgrade then?;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 28, 15:15:20
    - Don't you fucking dare. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:19:03
      - I f*cking HATE those little signatures. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 15:25:35
        
        They are stupid aren't they. What would yours be though? (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 15:27:42
        
        I found this post fitted well around the waist but was a little tight on the bustline (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 15:29:26
        
        I happy with that. Thanks camster. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 15:31:11
      - Psssssst (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 28, 15:21:46
        
        Oink 'Un (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:23:07
        
        Oink un (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 15:22:46
      - i think we should be able to rate one another's posts though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 15:20:55
        
        Fuck off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:22:32
        
        i rate this post ^^^ 2.5 out of 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 15:35:38
        
        i rate this post ^^^ 3 out of 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 15:24:14
        
        "Would you read a post from this poster again?" (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 15:28:35
    - Only if they're gumbicons (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 15:16:42
- Those annoying smiley face things that people put on emails. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 15:07:53
  - Oh right. It's just that my googlemails have this at the bottom: (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 28, 15:11:21
    - They're these little fuckers. Turn sound off before clicking. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 15:13:58
- :P (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 15:07:25
  - Ah, I thought they were *internetfacethings* (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 28, 15:09:20
    - dey is almos as old as you doe blud (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 15:12:20
- :-s (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 15:07:17
I have a cold and have been sent home from work. People are paranoid about this here flu. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 13:44:26
- thats what my wife thought she had (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 28, 13:49:19
  - lazy bitch (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 28, 13:50:25
    - watch your mouth thats my wife your talking about (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 28, 13:52:21
      - * you're * (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 13:54:01
        
        ^ he means the second one!^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 14:51:26
  - I've had flu ages ago and this isn't flu, it's a cold. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 13:50:16
    - thats exactly what my wife said (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 28, 13:53:40
      - I had the same symptoms earlier in the year. Twice. (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 14:41:55
        
        I think I was (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 14:47:38
        
        For me, it was late Feb, early March - would have to check when I was off sick (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 14:56:04
        
        My brother had similar around the same time (March) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 15:27:05
        
        Ended up with massive bruising!? That's some cough! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 15:50:47
      - Fair point I'm keeping the faith. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 28, 13:56:43
- Ass ridikalus. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:45:53
  - almost as redickerless as a healthy 'young' male paying for a flu jab once a year (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 13:53:08
    - Think that probably depends on whether they do stuff to compromise thier immune system. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 14:10:01
      - you been shagging rent boys 'bareback' again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 14:12:10
        
        I've been trying to cut down. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 14:13:38
        
        I told you before. Cold Turkey, it's the only way. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 14:16:44
        
        but then you've got to worry about bird flu (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 14:19:47
        
        Not if they are still frozen, although frost bite then comes into play. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 14:21:02
        
        it's what worked for me... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 14:18:33
        
        Indeed, and you had a severe problem, one of the worst I've encountered. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 14:20:27
Dear Mr Fierce Panda (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 28, 12:40:25
- What is your opinon of the modern beat combo known as Interpol? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:48:39
- you really don't want FP to come on to you (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 12:49:28
  - I thought that was Charles21 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 28, 12:50:41
    - him too then, probably. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 12:51:18
      - I have size 12 feet... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 28, 13:05:25
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 12:43:46
  - I feared as much. Thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 28, 12:44:45
What if you saw a geranium? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 11:53:54
- Burn them (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 28, 12:51:33
- Smell it and pretend I'm in the ozone layer (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 28, 12:47:37
- I'd show it one of those nice bishy barnabees you sent me (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 12:35:52
- yes, defo! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 28, 12:06:05
- Depends. Would it be an enriched geranium? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:05:33
- geranium - cranium - flowery thoughts. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 28, 11:58:00
- i'd mug it off (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 11:57:52
- I'd stroke its stem (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 11:57:00
- Gottem in my hanging baskets. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:56:51
  - Lickatini? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 11:58:52
    - white wine? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 12:01:55
      - a blue cocktail (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:07:31
    - Not often. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:59:54
      - We went in the BSG on Sunday evening. jafski got eyed up by an alcoholic hag and we stood (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:05:29
        
        The BSG was juts like the Mos Eisley Cantina on Tatooine. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:14:15
        
        At were Carfuuuuu weren't ut? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:11:28
        
        et unt (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:11:45
        
        Garry Brrokes off of the wrath kept talking to me even after the taxi door was closed and (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:16:29
        
        Sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:22:35
        
        No worries Raymond. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:24:53
        
        He asked us 1427 questions on Sunday. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:18:19
        
        Often in bunches of ten. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:18:48
        
        I like the Ten Bells if you mean the same Ten Bells as I mean. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 12:09:31
        
        Yep - that one. There were about 7 other people out in the City. It was like 9 Days Later. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:10:51
        
        We had two Sambucases and I had some dry roasted peanuts. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:18:27
        
        Here's her chest. Same dress I believe. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:32:19
        
        That's them. I lover her a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:36:32
        
        I would!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:34:56
        
        This is a bit Stepford Wives... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:34:33
        
        is this you, Garrrry or Jafski? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:47:20
        
        forget it, dint work! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:48:26
        
        Yes it did. Garry Brooke's the one on the left. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:56:51
        
        lol - no I wanted the last piccy with the tiny man with a beer glass on his head! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:59:48
        
        Oh that wasn't me either. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 13:01:42
        
        Or me. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 13:18:09
        
        I'm the one on the left. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:48:07
        
        is they from Saturday's Pride march!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:35:48
        
        Where's the birdcage? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 12:18:52
        
        Fuckanory. The Pottergate Tavern's changed a bit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 12:20:52
        
        It used to be The Pottergate Tavern, then Derby's or suffen. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:20:05
        
        Brown Derby, then Pottergate, Now Birdcage. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:20:59
        
        And The Morning Star and Morning Mail afore that. The bottom room down the steps is where (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:25:25
        
        That's right. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:28:35
        
        Except it's 1938.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:40:25
        
        There was a big shitarse in there, and one on a Lotus in the lead rectangle. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:27:50
        
        They've got plastic ivy in the beer concrete bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:23:23
        
        I frown on that sort of thing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 12:24:17
        
        It usually surrounds the bird. But this one is on Pottergate. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:19:25
        
        It was Corfu. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:08:43
- yeah, what if... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 28, 11:55:10
  - I have some of dem on me (love on the) terrace(s) (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 28, 11:56:02
Drugs do obviously work (Other Football) - shoddy, Jul 28, 11:45:11
- And being a bummer... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 11:53:05
- I wish he would fook off! Maybe to american football..... (Other Football) - Alan, Jul 28, 11:48:12
  - Think he tried rugby too (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 11:52:52
    - He's a neil warnock of the highest order! (n/m) (Other Football) - Alan, Jul 28, 11:58:06
      - Fair dos on him being able to run that fast on drugs though. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 12:02:48
        
        "oh and Jim, if you pass the garage on the way back, get us a bunch of flowers (Other Football) - pants, Jul 28, 12:12:46
        
        King size choccy bars... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 28, 12:05:24
  - not fat enough (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 28, 11:51:12
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 28, 11:49:57
In a sublime act of the internet eating itself, the rasher's twat is reporting that (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:23:31
- Has anyone looked on any other Norridge forum to see if someone has posted ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:41:47
- well I think the quotes from Gunny more than suggested both would be signing (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jul 28, 11:29:21
- It's great this internet message boards doing archants work for them stuff isn't it? (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 28, 11:25:39
Maric and Askou are signing (NCFC) - cusdp, Jul 28, 11:21:41
- can u suck dick properly (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 11:44:33
- Gunn must have had enough time to mullet over by now (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 11:39:46
  - I don't really get the mullet gag. Does Maric sport one? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 11:44:21
    - I wanted to ask that, but actually realised I couldn't be bothered. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:45:12
      - No. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 11:46:23
        
        what's the joke then? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 11:47:22
        
        I'm sorry to break this to you,but Bryan Gunn used to have long hair when he played for us (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 11:49:54
        
        It's a gag on Gunny's hair. I think that er went over most people's head, Himsmsworthms (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 28, 11:56:50
        
        Not my fault if your too fick to get it (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 11:59:53
        
        Beats me. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 11:49:52
        
        you shouldn't have bothered. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 28, 11:48:16
  - Oh hair we go again (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 11:40:39
    - Are we still after that lad from Barnet? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 28, 11:48:13
      - I hair they are not happy at the prospect of parting with him (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 11:54:02
        
        He's cheap as chips, I heard we cold get him for a pantene. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 28, 12:01:48
        
        He's Head and Shoulders above the rest. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:04:29
        
        he would have to T Gel with the rest of the squad (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:23:53
        
        But is he worth it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 12:24:31
        
        Lolreal! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 12:26:56
- Who Askou? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 28, 11:33:35
  - centre back (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 11:48:25
    - *whoosh* (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 28, 11:49:35
      - the instant I hit submit it hit me (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 11:53:10
  - I wondered that too (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 28, 11:35:28
  - Gesundheit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:34:40
- Has anyone done the Love & Maric gag yet? Or the Askou, bless you one? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 28, 11:23:37
  - Someone should Askou to do it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 11:35:41
    - Askou? You? But that might go Askew. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 28, 11:47:25
      - Arthur Askou. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 28, 11:49:33
        
        Phil declined on wearing a jacket... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 28, 11:54:06
        
        Ay-Thang-Yew (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 28, 11:52:41
      - "On the huh." (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:48:15
        
        Nimmo's. Sold out, hoping they add extra dates. I love them off. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 28, 11:50:35
iFooners who have used them abroad. If you're not in this category then post daft answers. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 09:54:23
- we took "screenshots" of the map of budapest and then had them in (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 28, 10:06:25
- I guess it will be very expensive for data (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 28, 09:59:32
- be sensible (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 09:58:51
  - or buy a map (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 10:10:39
- I used it abroad, but switched off the roaming to avoid paying oodles in data charges. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 09:56:54
  - That's my other option but I just know I'll be tempted to "just use one little app" and (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 28, 10:00:30
    - I haven't a clue, not the slightest inkling. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 11:25:57
  - Correct me if I'm wrong (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 09:59:27
    - best way is to buy a local PAYG simcard when abroad (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 10:18:31
    - Nope. You're wrong. But it has been reduced. Still expensive though (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 10:05:44
    - nope - just been abroad on my stag and it would cost more (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 28, 10:05:22
Been given a dietician to help try and sort his sleep problems, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 28, 08:52:37
- Smoke a joint, have a wank, and then watch any ncfc seaspn review dvd, (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 28, 09:40:14
  - ^^^^ sleeps like a baby^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 09:48:04
- you could also try........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 09:33:54
  - ^^see^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 09:34:36
    - ^^mr mature has turned up^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 09:35:03
- somtimes I get the feeling that a few of the posters on this site (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 28, 09:33:32
  - chairs, it's more of a trial thing, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 28, 09:38:46
    - you selfish bar steward!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 10:08:59
  - oh listen...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 09:34:30
- Just try this: (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 28, 09:23:54
- your heads not right (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 28, 09:22:32
- vindaloo and 8 pints of guiness does the trick.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 28, 09:13:30
- Remember: dietician = good; nutritionist = quack. (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 09:11:56
- Remember: dietician = good; nutritionist = quack. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 09:07:17
  - Quack Quack (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 28, 09:37:55
- As I understand it, insomnia can be caused by many things (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 28, 09:03:54
- say goodbye to that Americano and alcohol!! (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Jul 28, 08:58:52
- "yes mister fourlife" (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 28, 08:55:51
  - The funny thing is right, I only have one cappuccino in the morning, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 28, 09:27:15
  - and the 2 bottles of wine before bed doesn't help, lol. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 28, 08:58:50
Am I right to go to Portaloo Road (NCFC) - Load of old bull, Jul 27, 18:33:09
- Tick (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 23:58:50
- probably not a good thing to do. (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 27, 18:40:25
  - people don't die from it (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 19:04:31
    - god knows. all i know is that i have sky news here (which I watch all the fucking time! (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 27, 19:27:54
      - I also remember watching a french news show where they were (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 27, 19:31:45
        
        right, so the French are making a fuss about it too? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 19:34:05
        
        agreed, people die from normal flu too (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 27, 19:42:17
      - We (and particularly journos) love a good health scare. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 19:30:54
        
        I know what you mean. Its probably not founded, all this fuss. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 27, 19:42:43
    - I agree totally, more people die from normal flu I guess it take (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 19:19:28
      - Never mind the recession, here's some death. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 19:33:00
        
        you make me sound like a cold hearted bastard. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 19:36:14
        
        I think the hacks just got a bit bored with the recession - needed something else (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 19:37:43
    - well said (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 27, 19:18:21
How much do you reckon it costs to decorate a 3 bedroom house? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 16:47:29
- Welllll, I had hall, stairs and landing done before I moved and it (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 27, 17:16:43
  - cheers, bargain (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 17:41:15
- We did it last year. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 27, 16:56:25
  - Did it take a week then? (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 17:10:22
    - Yep. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 27, 17:17:11
- ?30 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 16:55:23
  - that seems a bit steep (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 16:57:34
    - suit yerself... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 16:59:55
- Get a man in (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 16:55:20
  - hello pants (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 17:07:53
    - yes yes yes (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 17:09:35
      - Cidertastic (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 17:11:00
        
        not a lot on, loads in oct though. All getting nicely planned for now (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 17:13:16
        
        my lad is going to the reading festerval (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 17:24:20
        
        He been before? (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 17:27:26
        
        never, he's a festival virgin (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 17:31:43
- obviously with paint and not with money. (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 16:53:50
  - Just paint? That it? You're just painting the walls? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 16:57:37
    - cheap as chips please but mindful of a false economy (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 17:02:36
- Just doing walls? Walls + flooring? Changing light fittings? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 16:52:13
  - just paint i.e. walls, doors, windowframes, ceilings. (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 16:56:37
    - Got to be looking at ?150+, I'd've thought. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 16:59:37
      - JCC dun it for a grand (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 17:03:52
AB, have you ever used Exigo? (n/m) (General Chat) - scruffy, Jul 27, 16:34:57
- Umm, heard of it would be a start. Wassat then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 16:37:37
  - BT Music tracker (General Chat) - scruffy, Jul 27, 22:56:40
Coo, glad I haven't left the washing out in NR2. (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 27, 16:30:39
- considering a pair..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 27, 16:33:04
  - Those are wimmins trainers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 16:39:44
    - as does my sister (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 16:44:30
      - I have seen blokes wearing them, to be fair. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 16:46:15
        
        i thought they look comfy for lounging around in.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 27, 16:51:44
        
        buy a pair of plimsols (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 16:58:26
        
        I bet you look like you forgot your PE kit, though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 17:00:19
        
        if i got these ones i would (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 17:03:14
        
        Tell you what, I tried on the most comfyest trainers in the world when I bought my new run (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 16:53:20
        
        Nike Air Pegasus, I think they were. They were ridiculously comfy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 16:58:10
        
        Mine are nike bowerman series, and are really comfy too (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 17:07:04
        
        Turns out I think we're talking about the same trainers (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 17:08:01
        
        i think yer the only one on hare what wear them for runnern thew (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 17:06:36
        
        I don't wear Nike ones, I wear Brooks ones. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 17:16:40
    - But no fiddly laces. Very practical I say, especially when wanting to remove them quickly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 27, 16:43:09
  - They look very comfy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 27, 16:37:07
  - Is that a link to a phishing site? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 16:36:50
- Have you got the socks to go with them ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 27, 16:31:58
Latest piece of nonesense from Mofo Waggers (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 16:24:40
- He really does spout some bollocks..."little players in the past" Twat what like (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jul 27, 16:34:24
  - No, like (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 27, 16:41:47
    - No he has no point whatsoever the guy is obsessed with a players size (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jul 27, 21:40:07
- "inches of muscle, isn't it, hmm?" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 16:29:02
  - I can't even bear to read his twaddle (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 27, 16:32:19
- ... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 16:25:43
It's happened again... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 27, 15:26:54
- Halftime oranges. The question is, halftime in what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 15:30:03
  - Sweden!? Traitorous swine. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 27, 15:35:47
Oooh. The Rasher's twat is saying that Askou has been offered a contract. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 15:15:39
- linkage (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 15:56:55
- Going to be a lot of pissed off players (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 27, 15:24:13
  - 4 CBs for 2 slots isn't too many for a long season. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 27, 15:38:49
    - Can he play RB or LB ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 27, 15:41:03
      - Got two of each int we? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 27, 15:43:46
        
        Ah yes.. err left wing ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 27, 15:45:54
        
        Hoolahan/Pattison/Lappin (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 27, 15:53:45
        
        Spare kit man ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 27, 15:59:12
        
        Manny says he's got it covered. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 27, 16:00:41
        
        As we are going back in time with re-instating the old clock.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 27, 16:06:58
  - I would be less disappointed if Stef went now (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 27, 15:25:24
- Good news - wonder if anyone else is in for him, though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 27, 15:23:37
  - Doesn't matter. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 27, 15:36:02
- Excellent news. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 15:17:19
Twitter iPhone location (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:06:22
- Where's Steven Cresent? Thought I knew Sheff quite well ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:07:42
  - Oh, just looked it up. Wonder who you mean, it's only a mile or so from me. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:09:39
    - That's close enough intut ?! (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:12:45
      - Oh yeah, i'm fucking terrified that it's telling people that two hours ago I was somewhere (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:17:26
        
        one day, Schteve is gonna use Twitter + Iphone GPS to solve a crime (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 14:19:17
        
        ESPECIALLY if it's AB doing the murdering. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:22:33
        
        More like he's going to use Twitter + Iphone GPS to commit a crime (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 14:21:10
        
        If I were scouse I'd rob his house while he was away intut (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:23:51
        
        No you wouldn't. You'd rob the house of some poor cunt that lives on Steven Crescent, who (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:27:17
        
        Isn't Chapeltown where the Yorkshire Ripper did his stuff? (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 27, 14:47:02
        
        That was Chapeltown in Leeds, not Chapeltown in Sheffield. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:50:24
        
        If Twitter had been around in those days (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:48:38
        
        lol (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:51:09
        
        Well that would teach them to borrow your iPhone (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:28:11
        
        Well, no, two hours ago it was telling people wher eyou were. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:19:11
        
        Well, no, two hours ago it was telling people where I wasn't. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:25:57
        
        Methinks AB doth protest too much (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 27, 14:44:46
        
        A bloke I reckon - shares gay lunches with him. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 27, 14:48:14
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:48:03
        
        Then the iPhooon is a bit shit then intut (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:28:30
OK, tell me, in no more than a tweet length post (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:05:17
- Norfolk where Selwyn fucks his pigs (n/m) (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jul 27, 15:14:39
- Norfolk: you've got us to thank for creating today's USA (n/m) (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jul 27, 15:12:40
- Norfolk: For those that don't like progress (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 15:11:48
- Norfolk: what did the Romans do for us? (n/m) (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jul 27, 15:09:14
- Norfolk: See what life was like in the 1970's! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 27, 15:09:11
- Norfolk: Reasonably priced whores and endless charlie. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 27, 15:05:43
- Norfolk: The queen thinks it's q nice place to have a holiday (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Jul 27, 15:04:27
- Norfolk: Visit soon before global warming puts it all under the North Sea. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 15:03:14
- Norfolk: Where the farmyard is OUR nightclub. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 27, 15:02:23
- Norfolk - Dennis Bergkamp's favourite holiday destination (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:56:53
- Come on, do this one: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:54:22
  - I would dearly love to do that (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:57:02
  - And this: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:55:08
- Norwich International Airport: It's International. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:53:19
- Norfolk: There's no motorways because we'd prefer it if fewer of you cunts came to visit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:52:54
  - and we wouldn't use them anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:53:27
- Why don't you just dress as Gumby and hold those speech bubbles wot MBK wrote ? Hare goo (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:50:31
- Norfolk: Fuck Nelson, its Puppet Bastard's County. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 27, 14:50:08
- Plinth the older or younger? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 27, 14:49:12
- Norfolk: Not very north or very folky (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Jul 27, 14:48:36
- Norfolk: Broadly speaking, it's the best county in the world (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Jul 27, 14:47:20
- Norfolk: ass loike that there london entut...but with less gorn on (n/m) (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jul 27, 14:46:52
- Norfolk: Get orf moi laaand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:45:31
- Norwich - Not a fine city (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Jul 27, 14:44:19
- Norfolk: You don't have to be related to live here....but it helps (n/m) (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Jul 27, 14:42:56
- Norfolk: Mainly arable. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:42:24
  - I'd like us to have another go at getting that chant off the ground (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 14:45:16
    - but...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 27, 14:47:26
- Norwich: One Lady Owner (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:40:30
- Norfolk: Home of the Twitter King (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:39:51
- Norfolk: Cold as a witch's tit when the wind's in the north. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:37:39
- Norfolk - Thetford For Sale (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:37:26
- Norfolk: (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 14:36:29
  - haha didn't read this before I did mine above (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:38:57
- Norfolk - It's Mustard (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:34:18
  - Very good (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:34:39
- Norfolk: you'll probably need a windbreak. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 14:33:53
- Norfolk: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 14:33:02
- Norfolk - Home to the second biggest club in League One (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:29:32
- Norfolk: (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:28:11
  - Do NOT do this one. Even ironically. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 14:32:21
    - Haha - no (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:34:05
- Norfolk - Great facilities (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:28:04
  - Haha. That's brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:30:04
- Norfolk: Bringing You Young Fascist Lesbian MPs since 2009 (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jul 27, 14:25:55
  - really? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 14:31:35
- "There is no Steve in Norfolk" (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 14:24:13
- Norfolk: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 14:23:52
  - Norfolk: It looks down on Suffolk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 14:31:16
    - I like that one (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:33:48
    - very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 14:32:37
- Norfolk - In some cases, a celebrated place for murder (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 14:23:43
- "Norfolk: There's a lot of farms, but it's OK really." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:19:03
- I don't know, I've never been (General Chat) - pants, Jul 27, 14:18:40
  - What would it be if you had? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:19:41
    - In Yorkshire (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:22:46
- Thanks - they're all going on, especially this one (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:17:23
  - Ha ha. That was inspired by the current pretentious twat by the way... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:18:37
- Norfolk: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 14:15:39
- Norfolk: So Crap I Had To Ask On The Web What Was Good About It (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:14:22
  - Holland: flatter and even more dull than Norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:16:22
    - Which is why I am not going to stand on a televised plinth and rant about it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:17:39
      - Holland: full of utterly unpleasant cunts like SiH (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:18:13
        
        ... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:20:02
        
        haha - you love him right off (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 14:20:30
- Norfolk - where all women dress like milkmaids from the 1600's! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 27, 14:14:09
  - Hey - the wench look works for me anyway - Rrrrraaaahhhh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 27, 14:17:11
  - and smell rather like them too (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:14:40
- Cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 27, 14:12:59
- "Norfolk: we're not actually all related, you know." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:12:53
- Norfolk: (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 14:12:34
- "Norfolk: without us you'd all be speaking French." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 14:12:07
  - winner (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 27, 14:14:40
- "No where else is Norfolk n good" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 27, 14:07:21
What are DoY and Partial Angler both doing? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 11:17:33
- #oneandother (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 11:44:53
- starting up a lay-by snack bar (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 11:23:54
- coming out (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 11:20:06
- (altho not sure what the dilemma would be with a vasectomy, so suspect it's not that...) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 11:18:32
- Plinthing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 11:18:24
  - Really? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 27, 11:21:13
  - oh, it is that, isn't it? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 11:19:37
    - ah yes, but what will they do while plinthing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 11:23:16
      - That, my friend, is the problem! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 11:31:18
        
        Just have a couple of hours kip or read a book or something (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 11:36:18
        
        Irony is, in real life, I'm the opposite of attention seeking (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 11:39:26
        
        Well, put up a fence and sit behind it (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 11:50:42
        
        Mine was mainly work-related (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 11:56:48
        
        Dress up as Boudica. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 11:58:04
        
        Dress up as Nelson, and do the posters thing vvv down there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:03:23
        
        Nelson is a distinct possibility (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 12:02:01
        
        Barrel of Woodeforde's Wherry. Tap. One glass. Simples. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 12:26:58
        
        Woman on there is reading a fucking book looking bored! (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 12:30:41
        
        "I am undecided how I shall use my hour on the plinth but i hope to use it as a mode to vi (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 27, 12:45:08
        
        I wonder if her hope is being realised? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 12:47:13
        
        Yeah I was just checking it out (via twatter). Can't do worse than her really can I (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 12:32:21
        
        bring an MP3 player and some speakers for it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 12:08:21
        
        bring an inflatable doll with you in a city kit and a picture of Hucks' face stuck to it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 12:06:48
        
        Now as an idea that's got real possibilities - a proper send off (at fucking last) (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 27, 13:03:29
        
        And you wouldn't need to shell out for said Hucks-doll (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 12:54:06
        
        hold a placard saying "Normal for Norfolk" (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 12:06:15
        
        Funny you should say that... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 12:17:01
        
        Dress up as Nelson, and bring a big poster of Nelson with the caption: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:19:43
        
        Big poster of the back of a five pound note, with the caption: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:23:54
        
        "Norfolk - not as flat as this plinth at 4am" (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 12:26:02
        
        Norfolk: we're not all 'tards (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 12:28:39
        
        Just Ricky Bilverstone (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 12:28:56
        
        And Barry (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 12:29:14
        
        Big picture of Sandringham. Caption: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:30:36
        
        For me... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 11:52:20
        
        I think I'd just stand there for a bit, look around, get bored, and read a book. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 11:53:53
        
        Some people have done that (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 11:57:29
        
        I liked the idea that the woman on Charlie Brooker's show had. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 12:01:51
        
        Yep, I think that's probably it (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 12:11:03
      - I think mbk should write them monologues. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 11:24:08
    - Sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 11:23:09
  - ^^^ That isn't me being facetious, by the way, they actually are. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 11:19:12
Can I use an iFoon to link up to me PC based Microsoft applications? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 27, 10:52:35
- It will sync with Outlook Calendar, Exchange and Windows Contacts afaik (General Chat) - scruffy, Jul 27, 11:07:55
- Don't think so. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 27, 10:57:38
- I think you can get things that will read Word and Excel documents. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 10:57:02
  - arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 11:01:04
  - You can. They're called "computers". (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 10:57:30
    - or eyes (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 10:59:12
- Is there an app to turn it into an iron? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 27, 10:56:50
  - iRon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 11:10:48
    - It just churns out racist remarks all the time? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 27, 11:15:25
  - I wouldn't know, hence why I asked my Microsoft question (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 27, 10:59:28
Bungle (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 27, 10:42:02
- That's really trippy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 10:43:04
iphones, twitter, nectar cards, microsoft messenger (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 10:22:56
- Well... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 27, 11:01:46
- Agree (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 10:48:51
- Microsoft Messenger looks like a horse. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 27, 10:29:49
- I haven't got a nectar card. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 10:27:26
  - i wish they would bring a "I haven't got a motherfucking nectar card so don't ask" card (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 10:30:32
    - I always get asked at humbase if I have one (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 27, 10:32:59
      - me 2, (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 27, 10:36:52
        
        They don't do S&S anymore, I think, it's all Nector'd up these days (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 27, 10:56:58
Twitfaces. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 09:46:50
- don't want you to get jealous or anything (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 27, 10:16:18
- what's your twitter name? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 10:07:22
  - I'll tell you,m I'm interested to know if you can (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 10:10:16
    - Fucksocks. I'll tell you, but I'd be interested to see how easy it is to find out for you (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 10:11:15
      - I dunno your surname though? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 10:13:45
        
        Nevermoind (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 10:14:30
    - I didn't really understand that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 27, 10:10:46
- I just joined twitter. What do I do next? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 10:03:33
  - wait (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 10:06:47
    - I tried to "follow" Jessica Alba but I had to "submit a request" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 10:07:36
      - @restrainingorder (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 10:09:45
      - Do I have to put a # in front of random words now I'm on twatter? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 10:08:08
- I have some dolly birds following me, which boosted my ego but then I deleted them. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 27, 10:03:10
  - Ralf Scrampton is blindasabat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 10:04:41
    - Bloody hell, I didn't know RS is the poster (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 27, 11:56:22
    - ^^^ he's right y'know, i am at that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 10:08:51
- And you're now being twatted by Nasie! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 27, 09:58:48
  - Watched your vid this AM. Looked like a brill way to spend an afternoon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 10:03:15
- some people (spammers and porn peoples) search twits by certain words, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 27, 09:52:36
  - twitter deleted a lot of spam accounts last week (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jul 27, 09:55:21
    - I noticed, I think it got rid of nearly a third of the average person's followers (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 27, 09:56:36
- looking at him (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 27, 09:52:05
- I had someone called Bethany start following me,.. (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 27, 09:48:16
  - I didn't know you were on there too? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 27, 09:53:29
    - I joined for the ponk 'un stuff(sad) , have never used it for owt else. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 27, 09:56:12
  - Facebook is bad enough (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 27, 09:50:18
FAO: iPhoners (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 27, 09:15:15
- Yes you can get it on Wunder radio (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 27, 09:41:59
  - Cheers. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 27, 09:54:02
- I'm not sure that you can get loocal radio on the internet radio apps, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 27, 09:19:31
- Or any other radio app? (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 27, 09:18:49
  - It isn't on Tunin.FM, I know that. DOes the BBC iPlayer do live radio? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 27, 09:31:49
    - Downloaded Tunin.FM..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 27, 09:53:47
AB is on Twatter (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 26, 15:26:43
- I've decided to give it a go. It was Jake Humphreyses on F1 that made my mind up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 26, 18:36:19
No wonder Massa is in a bad way. I was hit in the helmet once ... (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 21:31:03
- dreadful business I really hope he pulls through. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Jul 25, 21:44:41
- Good luck to the guy. Also, a side note, I'm glad after such a bashing (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 21:34:10
  - is he on Twitter then? (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 25, 22:04:09
    - Yep - most of it is in portugeezer, though (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 25, 22:06:46
      - ah... perhaps i could learn... (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 25, 22:12:29
        
        jakehumphreyf1 - he is a frequent Twatter (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 25, 22:17:04
        
        ta (and to NCFC4Life) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 25, 22:19:06
        
        What's your twittspage? (n/m) (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 25, 22:23:05
        
        hare (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 25, 22:34:44
        
        ^ignore, you're already following me, (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 25, 22:33:52
        
        too late... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 25, 22:36:06
        
        Chairs! (n/m) (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 25, 22:20:52
        
        ...... (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 25, 22:17:02
  - ideot (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 25, 21:58:11
  - yes - im rapidly coming round to using it as a great tool (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 25, 21:38:49
    - Jake Humphrey is a legend, I love how every Friday morning he talks on Radio 1 to (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Jul 25, 21:43:58
    - Yes, I think it's a great way for Massa's family to discover if he dies. (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 21:40:10
      - I mean, just imagine if it existed 2 years ago (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 22:08:10
        
        I really doubt it himmers (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 25, 22:18:50
        
        exactly (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 25, 22:32:07
        
        More likey to have read "Brave police have brought down arab-looking man running at (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 22:22:41
        
        or, say right (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 22:27:21
        
        or perhaps, "we've just been hit by a missile from a jet :( " (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 25, 22:33:22
        
        Well, yeah, if you could get a wifi, umts or gprs connection on a plane in 2001 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 22:31:15
        
        supposedly the passengers were using mobiles though (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 25, 22:37:27
        
        many did (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 22:40:55
        
        can we be sure of that? (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 25, 22:45:44
        
        there's some recordings of them about (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 22:58:55
        
        must be true then (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 22:59:48
        
        zzzzzz (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 23:18:39
        
        yeah I heard one the other day (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 25, 23:02:12
        
        huur hur hur her hur hrrrrr hrrr berrrr derrrr brrr drrrr (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 22:34:01
        
        innocent as in (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 22:21:54
        
        instant reaction? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 25, 22:30:05
        
        Some would ! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 22:31:36
        
        I wear a rucksack every day. And have wires hanging out of my jacket. AND I am (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 25, 22:25:38
        
        or walk (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 22:39:35
        
        4 years (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 22:12:45
        
        or (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 25, 22:09:39
      - grim business (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 25, 22:01:09
      - true - the downside of unproduced, unfiltered news (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 25, 21:42:18
Thoughts on today (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 25, 21:24:29
- ^^^what he said. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 25, 21:59:32
- If that scissor kick from Adeyemi had gone in... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 25, 21:34:54
  - it would've been a ghoul (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 25, 21:41:37
- Am I missing something obvious? Who is Bright? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 21:34:28
  - That's an awfully good question (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 25, 21:37:38
    - Did all right at National League level for Waitakere (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 25, 21:39:55
  - A Kiwi pretending to be a football, on trial with us (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 25, 21:35:39
    - er... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 25, 21:35:51
In 1998, 9,380 Americans were killed by handguns. In Britain the figure was 30. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 25, 09:32:26
- Just goes to show how much better at shooting US Cops are ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Jul 25, 12:32:40
- But there's no link between that and the availability of handguns, and you'd be a fool and (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 25, 10:39:01
- them americans int safe anywhere. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 25, 09:57:49
To be fair... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 16:35:53
- Nice to see your mouse-driven-paintbrush skills are as spastic as mine are. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 16:39:21
  - Ohhhh yes! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 17:02:45
  - you can't say spastic any more (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:43:49
- laff my moobs off (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 24, 16:38:54
Official SMS: Holt (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 16:03:38
- are we happy about this? is he good? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 24, 17:32:36
- Superb signing (n/m) (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Jul 24, 16:06:48
  - Lovely, that's the kind of striker we need in this division (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Jul 24, 16:14:27
- Get in, happy with that. Also well done AB. A real return to form. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 24, 16:05:34
- You're a beaten man (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 24, 16:04:47
  - AB sat there with "Official SMS: Holt" already typed, press enter now. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 16:06:35
- yes by 3 secs (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 16:04:20
Chloe Smith (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 16:01:19
- But will she turn out to be a "lifelong city fan" (NCFC) - trustsec, Jul 24, 17:25:12
- That's cos you like 'em hirsute... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 24, 16:03:19
  - She might be shaven you don't know (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 16:08:40
    - It's probably shaved into a profile of Maggie Thatcher's face (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 24, 16:10:47
      - Heaven, i'm in Heaven (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:21:54
        
        We should write and ask (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 24, 16:39:09
- Eeeeuuurgghhh (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 24, 16:03:06
  - clump like a london cab armrest (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:04:28
    - swiss rofls (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 16:09:38
- To be fair, I might try to have a go on Roger Federer, I probably would too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 16:02:07
Reckon AB can make it 3 in a row (I'm assuming they'll be an official text)? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 24, 15:59:37
- I'm gorn into a It's Friday Afternoon Do We Really Have To Meeting. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 16:02:48
I love the red arrows roight off. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 15:39:54
- diamond 9 (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 24, 15:51:15
  - Fuckan wars, he dint park that right, didee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 15:59:07
    - park assist set to off methinks (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 24, 16:10:02
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 15:54:34
Right (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 15:15:15
- Where is God's Own Country? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 24, 15:29:26
  - 39 Magdalen Street (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 24, 15:34:43
    - Haha - blimey (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 24, 15:43:44
- OG's summer recess (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 24, 15:27:29
- yeah, go on, fuck off why don't ya, never wanted you round here anyway... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 24, 15:26:52
- Don't test the rain without a raincoat. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 24, 15:20:15
- Still not admitting that he's a Queen fiddler... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 24, 15:18:42
- Have fun. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 15:16:05
Regretting that he fessed up to wanting to shag a Federeralike with a monobrow and a (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 14:06:39
- Ooh, theres nothing worse when on that first night of passion with a new beau one peels (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 24, 14:15:41
  - You're the hairiest feller I've ever seen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 14:20:04
    - Ahem. See the game last night? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 24, 14:27:25
      - What game? I saw some darts in the changing room at the gym at lunchtime. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 14:32:50
        
        Arrers. I meant "See the game last night" in a hetrosexual stylee. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 24, 14:34:38
        
        It doesn't necessarily follow. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 24, 14:34:10
        
        Yep, it were really good. Decorative lass off of Emmerdale was replaced by decorative fil (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 14:37:52
        
        I'm glad you enjoyed yersen. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 24, 14:40:22
        
        Oh yus. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 14:41:19
        
        Super! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 24, 14:42:38
        
        To be fair, these were more Lime Tree Road/expensive end of Christchurch Road than College (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 14:46:12
        
        I meant the south Stand! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 24, 14:47:01
  - With the emphasis on the "bi", from the sound of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 24, 14:16:22
    - There's no such thing as a bi-sexual. They're just randy and not fussy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 24, 14:18:51
Shef United have signed Ched (n/m) (Other Football) - wgf500, Jul 24, 13:47:11
- I'm quite relieved about that (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 24, 13:52:50
  - I was in about of a panic about that (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 14:14:01
  - I would have too (Other Football) - pants, Jul 24, 14:02:02
    - and ripped the t'shirt (Other Football) - pants, Jul 24, 14:06:17
  - Yup, that would have been like your first girlfriend/boyfriend dumping you and then (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 24, 14:00:11
    - I still think he'll come back to us one day (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 24, 14:02:16
      - Skinner? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 14:21:41
      - You need to move on, cammers, he'll never come back (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 24, 14:07:22
        
        after our two successive promotions and a third-place finish in the prem (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 24, 14:13:41
  - I'd like to think Ched would have too much respect for us to do that. You know a bit like (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jul 24, 13:57:10
  - Me too, he's like a son to me that lad. Love him. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 24, 13:55:55
  - That would have been *terrible*. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 13:54:02
- ?3,000,000.00p I just heard on Five Lives. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 13:49:15
  - worth every penny (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jul 24, 13:52:37
    - That's what I thought. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 13:53:41
    - i hope so (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 24, 13:53:35
- Super Ched (Other Football) - pants, Jul 24, 13:47:36