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Does the recycling place up Mile Cross take knackered old vacuum clea (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 17:10:49
- I love that the council chose to have the dump in Mile Cross (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 25, 17:23:48
  - Poetic entut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 17:25:43
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 25, 17:13:01
  - Ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 17:14:27
What's the gay-off meter reading? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 16:11:56
- Nah. I wasn't involved so no need to draw massive attention to it (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 16:13:25
  - when you're not involved it's a discussion (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 16:14:06
    - in your opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 16:14:19
  - attention to what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 25, 16:14:03
- no gay offs today (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 16:13:13
  - might be soon (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 25, 16:25:44
    - I can feel one brewing (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 25, 16:28:12
      - go to the toilet then (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 25, 16:28:52
        
        I'm having a few problems (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 25, 16:32:13
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 25, 16:12:58
Willie McStay? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 16:08:50
- Or Willie McGo? (Other Football) - jafski, Mar 25, 16:10:11
  - If he does, it could get McNasty (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Mar 25, 16:33:29
  - Evie Mcstay's there Wilbie Trouble (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 25, 16:12:44
Not good for Saturdays build up now the media will be camped outside colney (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 25, 16:07:27
- I'd love a go on the Saturdays. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 17:15:49
  - it disgusts me (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 25, 17:19:01
- ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 25, 16:10:09
- Lambo just needs to come out and say today/tomorrow morning (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 25, 16:08:56
- why? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 25, 16:08:15
  - Long weekend away with the kids. Fine weather forecast. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 25, 16:08:59
    - I'll be there (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 25, 16:10:59
      - Tent or caravan? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 25, 16:13:22
        
        tentage (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 25, 16:14:51
Gyles fucking Brandreth is on the fucking One Show. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 19:23:28
- "What *really* turns me on is this collection of antique sundials" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 19:28:31
  - Jesus Harrison CHRIST! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 19:31:57
    - Have you become bedridden? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 24, 19:39:08
- this is typical daytime TV (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 24, 19:27:49
- isn't that only watched by housewives? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 24, 19:25:12
  - I'm staying at Mother's. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 19:29:27
    - Go and raid her gin and make it a night to remember (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 24, 19:32:10
      - If only. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 19:32:56
        
        Take the old dear down the pub and then for a ruby. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 24, 19:40:44
    - thank goodness i never have to stay at my mother in laws's (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 24, 19:31:55
      - Me neither - they are all dead!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 24, 19:40:09
      - do they still make that Last of the summer wine bollocks? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 24, 19:33:50
        
        i think they are all dead now. it must be repeats on gold or something (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 24, 19:40:00
        
        I thought they might've replaced them with younger unfunny old codgers (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 24, 19:43:07
        
        thankfully not (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 24, 19:48:36
        
        Like that geeza with the big shirt collar you mean? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 24, 19:48:05
        
        and bin laden (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 24, 19:51:59
        
        He's quite amusing, tbh imo (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 24, 19:53:04
        
        i can't understand his punchlines (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 24, 19:55:30
        
        "What a waste of chops" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 24, 19:58:23
        
        his last project bombed in the US (General Chat) - pants, Mar 24, 19:57:18
        
        he has been up to no good recently (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 24, 20:05:04
        
        Noo wave hooma, intut (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 24, 19:56:13
        
        no idea, but I certainly don't find large shirt collars amusing (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 24, 19:50:39
        
        This dork (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 24, 19:52:14
        
        oh I thought he was supposed to be funny (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 24, 20:49:33
2003/04 Season. Who did we secure promotion against? (NCFC) - Wiltshire Yellow, Mar 23, 11:11:35
- Indeed, ended up in brannigans (why did that close?) till 1 am that night (NCFC) - megson, Mar 23, 12:15:08
- Was at the reserve game. They pumped the commentary through the speakers (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Mar 23, 12:05:04
- I also remember how happy Delia and MWJ looked and how smug Doncaster looked (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 23, 11:30:10
  - Meeky kissed Delia that night! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 23, 11:36:06
    - that's probably why he's off on holiday when the Orient game is on (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 11:39:15
      - Ha ha very funny .... (NCFC) - meeky, Mar 23, 11:43:30
        
        lol! (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 11:47:47
        
        that flushed you out of hiding! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 23, 11:45:23
        
        Just finished my work and thought I would have ... (NCFC) - meeky, Mar 23, 11:47:36
        
        I'm off at 12 too - son has interview so I am taking him (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 23, 11:49:50
      - if I had kissed her she would haveof paid for a trip to Barbados.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 23, 11:42:37
  - Doomcasters eyes were spinning like a fruit machine.. (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 23, 11:34:54
- Roy Waller did a special commentary from Selhurst Park (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 23, 11:24:15
  - ..and there's the whistle....yes, yes, yes, (Meg Ryann style) I seem to remember (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 23, 11:29:02
- I secured promotion against Martin from Purchasing. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 23, 11:23:57
- Confirmed as CHAMPIONS when losing away at Sunderland. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 11:16:22
  - Rusty scored for Stoke (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 11:21:51
    - I just remember sitting in the Barclay watching the reserves thinking this is a bit subdue (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 23, 11:26:21
      - the reserve game was the promotion-guaranteed night (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 11:30:25
        
        didn't worthy go mental at hucks at half time (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 11:32:58
        
        that was in Iwan's biog (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 11:38:03
- yup werent playing when it became mathematically certain (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 23, 11:12:54
  - Were we not playing a reserve game? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 23, 11:14:03
    - Yes. Massive hornage all around Riversides. HONK ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 23, 11:17:26
      - HugeLarge Hornage? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 23, 11:19:08
        
        Yes. I was living next door to God then too (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 23, 11:21:21
    - we were (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 11:15:59
- we weren't playing (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 11:12:54
- Palace beat Sunderland midweek (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 23, 11:12:36
- palace beating west brom at selhurst was it (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Mar 23, 11:12:32
- palace beat sunderland at home i think (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 11:12:31
  - had champagne at a pub owned by a city fan i think (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 11:14:41
I like watching gay-offs so much I've even turned my ignore list off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 11:11:17
go for the win or maintain the gap saturday? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 10:45:59
- go for the throat.... from what I saw last night (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 23, 10:48:30
  - cant help thinking that tosser Dickov will be a pain in the butt !! (n/m) (NCFC) - capecodcarman, Mar 23, 10:54:00
    - Thoguht he had a couple of nice touches last night... (NCFC) - Greeny, Mar 23, 11:10:54
    - Hopefully the Doc will whack him up the arse early doors (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 23, 11:02:32
      - Pump. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 11:12:59
        
        he and the admiral shut the 'non-league to league-one scoring phenomenon (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 11:15:41
I see everyone is getting cocky after last night. But Millwall have the wind in their sail (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 23, 09:32:19
- What is our likely scenario (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 23, 09:50:09
  - Carlisle hum - shall I sort Roti? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 23, 10:03:53
    - You'd floated the idea before so think itud be rude not to. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 23, 10:46:39
      - Brill - I've done the message. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 23, 11:11:24
    - i'll be in - no octogenarian birthday parties to attend this time (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 23, 10:07:33
      - Dirt. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 23, 10:08:15
  - Norfolk Police have asked for all remaining games (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 09:51:55
    - Quite right. He should consider the effect his kleptomania has on others. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 23, 09:59:07
    - Once again (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 23, 09:56:39
      - Can I request that no reference is made to Selwyns missus for the remainder of this thread (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 23, 09:57:53
        
        ah. Too late already. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 23, 09:58:13
        
        i normally say that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 23, 09:59:02
      - job for selwyn? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 09:57:04
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 23, 09:57:39
    - cruet (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 23, 09:54:03
- It does make me think. It makes me think you're a twit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 09:38:46
- Stop it! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 23, 09:36:26
- i never thought of that (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Mar 23, 09:35:56
"Get in there Frank!" (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 08:32:14
- What you talkin' 'bout Willis? (n/m) (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 09:16:34
  - Harry Carpenter RIP. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 23, 09:32:40
    - Oh yeah. RIP Harry (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 10:20:42
ENORMOUS FLOPPY DONKEY DICK... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 08:30:22
- meatspin addict (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 23, 09:08:36
- yoggit and a narna (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 23, 08:30:52
  - Porridge and a narna (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 08:32:57
    - glass of water, porridge with nana and grapes, cupoftea, then later cup of coffee (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 23, 08:49:04
      - Bowl of Rice Krispies (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Mar 23, 09:02:25
        
        Two cups of tea (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 23, 09:04:44
        
        no wonder you are skinny! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 23, 09:22:20
        
        Epic breakfastfail. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 09:21:49
        
        Shreddies & coffee (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Mar 23, 09:08:30
        
        Crumpets! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 23, 09:39:10
        
        bowl of Corn Flakes and a CoT (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 09:49:09
        
        Marmite is evil have you tried the ltd edition strong version? (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 23, 09:42:55
        
        even eviler (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Mar 23, 10:00:34
        
        I've got some. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 23, 09:43:44
        
        Does Holt know? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 23, 09:46:34
        
        I e-mailed him. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 23, 09:48:55
        
        You should take stalking lessons from our HK friend (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 23, 09:53:37
        
        I've regularly practised at least one of those. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 23, 10:00:50
Schadenfreude (NCFC) - Firstnews, Mar 23, 08:28:39
- ^^^ Poetry (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 09:42:33
Board poll: tea/coffee cups (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 22, 19:19:21
- Yes of course. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 19:47:09
  - "I will also admit to an under-tap swillage if changing from coffee to tea" (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 22, 19:55:58
- small rinsage, larger if drinking coffee (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 22, 19:37:32
- That'll do for me. At work I was the only non-washy-cuppy bloke. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 22, 19:34:32
- all day long or more (n/m) (General Chat) - curva nord, Mar 22, 19:31:39
- coffee only, NCFC mug all day without washing (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 22, 19:30:19
- same here (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 22, 19:29:13
- Yep, sometimes 2 days (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 19:25:20
- Just a quick rinse under the tap (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 22, 19:22:18
I'll regret asking on here I'm sure, but has anyone (sensible) ever had (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 12:56:27
- Eulogies (General Chat) - dreamteam, Mar 22, 14:39:48
  - Annie Lennox is rubbish! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 22, 15:09:51
- don't ask bigfella to write it.... (n/m) (General Chat) - jayson blair, Mar 22, 13:38:17
- My brother delivered one for my Dad?s funeral in 2003 (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 22, 13:33:07
- I wrote one for my Dad's funeral, but I'm not sensible. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 13:16:09
- the priest at my dad's funeral advised against any of us family members delivering a eulog (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 13:07:53
  - That's what I was referring to. I get so fucked off with priests with smug speeches about (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 22, 13:11:42
    - i doubt blame the priest - i can see that he meant well (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 13:18:23
      - Best off banning the priests and just celebrating the life I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 22, 13:21:05
        
        which is fine for you and me (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 13:34:30
        
        That is what I grapple with though. I mean, they're dead. Funerals are for those left. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 22, 13:38:11
        
        i know it's a crock of shit (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 13:50:11
      - *don't* not *doubt* (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 13:19:01
    - oh well (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 22, 13:12:50
  - all 3 of us children did one each for my dads funeral... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 22, 13:10:24
    - for me, that's how it should be (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 13:15:07
- Don't say anything horrible (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 22, 13:07:11
- I wrote one for my uncle's funeral last year. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 22, 13:01:12
  - Cheers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:03:53
- Dunno if I count as sensible, or quite what counts as a eulogy, but (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 12:59:44
  - Any advice? I'm fine with the actual talking bit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:05:44
    - Well, this is gonna sound like cliches, but I think you're trying to do two things (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 22, 13:13:13
    - As Otto says... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 22, 13:08:33
- i once had to..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 22, 12:58:55
- For somebody who recently died, or a genuine one ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 22, 12:58:19
  - What? Both. A genuine one for someone who recently died. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 13:00:51
    - No, that I have never done and hope never to do, although I am sure I will eventually (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 22, 13:05:59
Despite being presented by the little nob who thinks he's Dudley Moore (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 16, 14:26:24
- Won't be able to watch it because of that little twat (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 16, 14:49:31
  - It's clearly a very visual piece. Volume off. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 16, 14:50:18
- That's a channel 143 for HD job, that. Is it on HD? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 14:39:50
  - it is that (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 16, 14:44:58
  - Prof Brian Cox's Wonders are (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 14:43:25
- One for V+ I think (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 16, 14:36:29
WINSLETT: YES OR NO? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 16, 14:03:54
- Defo. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 16, 14:31:13
- Yes. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 16, 14:25:02
- as you're all busy with her (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 16, 14:13:07
  - 'comfort' = help him spend his money! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 14:15:24
- Anyone else gone to google image her and seen the suggestion for............ (General Chat) - megson, Mar 16, 14:10:56
- Can I have Salma Hayek? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 16, 14:10:45
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 16, 14:13:16
    - No fun bags for me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 16, 14:14:53
      - They are Huge massive (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 16, 14:18:44
- Big YES (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 14:09:17
- hell yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 14:08:43
- oh yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 16, 14:05:45
- nah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 16, 14:05:27
  - I'll have your go. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 14:06:10
"I was wearing my blue rosette but I don?t know if they attacked me for that reason." (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 13:52:03
- "the 40-year-old lawyer, who lives in Leicester... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 16, 13:55:41
- "... a drive-by sauce attack ..." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 13:53:34
  - a drive-by brooming? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 13:59:48
    - Again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 14:00:33
      - Pantsbot says. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 14:03:23
        
        ah... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 14:07:24
        
        one of the greatest wroth moments ever (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 16, 14:04:19
      - i don't recall ever having heard it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 14:01:25
  - probably more likely to be for (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 16, 13:57:06
Two failed marriages by the age of 34 - well played... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 16, 13:48:04
- I watched some of the red carpet bits of the oscars, and a lot of the women (General Chat) - pants, Mar 16, 13:57:01
- Would. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 13:51:28
  - agreed tbf & tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 16, 13:58:45
  - oh purlease (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 16, 13:54:49
    - Would 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 16, 14:02:58
  - Except you wouldn't cos you're married (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 16, 13:52:05
    - i'd like a go on that there winslet too please. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 16, 13:53:57
      - you disgust me (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 16, 13:56:13
        
        thankyou. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 16, 13:57:05
        
        Oh no problem you wanting a go on someone (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 16, 13:58:26
        
        really?? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 16, 14:02:18
        
        that's it though (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 16, 14:03:31
        
        but what makes you say..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 16, 14:05:00
        
        jealousy intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 14:10:02
        
        no (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 16, 14:12:26
        
        meow... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 14:15:03
        
        Its not her character that people want to have a go on (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 16, 14:01:25
        
        "phoaaaar, look at the character on that" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 16, 14:03:39
        
        but just imagine (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 16, 14:02:44
        
        I can see what you saying here (General Chat) - pants, Mar 16, 14:18:19
        
        I'm unlikely to hear much to be fair (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 16, 14:18:11
        
        "I think the pleasure would be all hers" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 14:00:33
        
        i know........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 16, 14:02:47
    - Well, obviously. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 13:53:44
      - and on those grounds (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 13:59:02
Great Uncle Peter released by Bradford (Other Football) - Klobo04, Mar 16, 12:32:56
- Sign him up! (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 16, 12:56:02
  - No, he's rubbish. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Mar 16, 13:16:24
    - ^^^ This. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 13:44:28
Assume Stevie G (cunt) will get a three match ban for that? (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 16, 11:35:29
- Doubt it (n/m) (Other Football) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Mar 16, 11:43:57
- gerrard was running full speed, brown tried to block his run, (Other Football) - Chocolate Warrior, Mar 16, 11:37:24
  - ^^^chocolate nudger (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Mar 16, 11:39:35
    - even after watching this video a few times i honestly cant see a hell of a lot of contact (Other Football) - Chocolate Warrior, Mar 16, 11:43:11
      - Brown is indeed a dirty little bastard, but as far as I'm aware (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 11:53:43
        
        Brown is a dirty player at best and very over rated......he tried a stop the run (Other Football) - Chocolate Warrior, Mar 16, 12:04:04
        
        These are YouTube comments, right...? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 16, 12:18:29
        
        boooooooooooo, you've spoilt it. expected to get the Judge on tilt cos he's so angry (Other Football) - Chocolate Warrior, Mar 16, 12:21:00
        
        If taking the piss out of you is a 'tilt' (Other Football) - The Judge, Mar 16, 12:50:09
        
        I didn't fall for it though, haha (Other Football) - pants, Mar 16, 12:43:14
        
        you did a bit (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 12:47:42
        
        Yeah but I don't really think much about what you post anymore because of the history (Other Football) - pants, Mar 16, 12:50:47
        
        chinny-reckon (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 12:59:15
        
        lazy twat (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 16, 12:53:26
        
        Oh you cuntbasket. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 12:28:53
        
        haha! (Other Football) - Chocolate Warrior, Mar 16, 12:31:06
        
        usainbrightoncanarytaaaaaastic! (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 16, 12:23:55
        
        Okaaaaay. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 12:08:23
        
        And we wonder why the world is fucked (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 16, 12:11:52
        
        they'll not get any punished or banned coz they're Liverpool ... but if da players of ma (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 12:16:20
        
        Brown knew exactly what he was doing and he killed a great run (Other Football) - Chocolate Warrior, Mar 16, 12:14:01
        
        he's overrated - SMASH HIM with your elbow (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Mar 16, 12:07:46
        
        Gerrard can be dirty, but he isn't the only one, Brown could have stayed on his feet, (Other Football) - Chocolate Warrior, Mar 16, 12:11:36
        
        I actually almost vaguely know him in a convoluted friend-of-a-friend way. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 16, 12:10:30
        
        I want you to autograph my tits (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 16, 12:15:34
        
        in 12 inch letters (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 16, 12:25:08
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 16, 11:37:23
FAO lmc (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 15, 19:30:58
- Wonder if I'd get away with it (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 15, 19:32:27
  - You do have a very youthful look about you.... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 15, 19:34:07
    - I always complain at the check out in Sainsburys that they don't ask my age when I buy (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 15, 19:49:58
      - I got asked for I.D a few months back buying party poppers (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 15, 19:51:58
        
        That's amyl for you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 20:22:35
        
        I did some of that at V a couple of years agoo. My head went all fizzy (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 15, 20:32:13
pants, do a joke please (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 15, 16:06:36
- A man with an orange for a head. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 17:23:34
- Two condoms lying outside a gay bar...... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 15, 17:08:32
  - Bacon and egg went into a pub....sorry said the barman we don't serve breakfast! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 15, 17:11:38
- Went to the doctors today, the nurse told me to stop masturbating, why I asked? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 15, 17:07:50
- knock knock (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 15, 16:50:31
  - Who's there? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 15, 17:00:07
- What did the 0 say to the 8? (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 15, 16:49:55
  - What did the slug say to the snail ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 15, 17:07:10
- What's the difference between a priest and zits? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 15, 16:08:38
  - omg! (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 15, 16:22:53
    - How bizarre, how bizarre (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 16:34:12
  - A woman goes to the doctors with a black eye and says (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 15, 16:22:53
    - tut tut robbed off of mr tom o'connor i do beleive (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 15, 16:40:50
    - omg! (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 15, 16:24:43
      - How bizarre (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 16:33:58
  - Cathololic (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 15, 16:09:03
I'm considering buying a Swindon ticket, and purchasing a Club Cabbage place (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 15:25:23
- Just try and remember the smell from when you last did it (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 15, 16:24:55
- One word: (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 16:13:32
  - Bus full of Selwyns, you're on a bus full of Selwyns. Bus full of Selwyns. You're on a bus (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 15, 16:16:58
- Would you pay ?43 not to be stuck next to a backwards person who has dubious personal hyg (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 15, 15:46:48
- Last time i went on CC, I was stuck next to a man with very long legs. (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 15, 15:37:58
  - that's another reason why the train is making sense... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 15:40:14
    - is there no cheapy trip with the Caps from London (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 15, 16:02:23
      - hmmm, that's an opton... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 16:08:21
        
        with an added 'i' (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 16:08:36
    - Might be worth seeing if you can find 3 other like minded souls and getting 4 for 2 ticket (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 15, 15:49:09
- Four words to put you off Club Cabbage... (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 15, 15:27:17
  - haha, they tried to do that on ours before the Charlton game last season. (NCFC) - megson, Mar 15, 15:45:50
    - who does the asking? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 15, 15:47:18
  - what?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 15, 15:33:30
    - ^^^wrong place^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 15:35:28
      - no, correct place (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 15, 15:36:36
        
        I SAID, "WRONG PLACE" (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 15:37:52
        
        I said "NO, CORRECT PLACE" what?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 15, 15:39:39
  - Four more words (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 15, 15:33:25
  - Does he not get paid then? (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 15, 15:31:08
    - Yes. That's. The. Point. (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 15, 15:39:39
  - here're four that can resolve that (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 15, 15:28:07
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 15:27:36
At first there was a smile, and then mounting irritation (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 13:47:33
- ... then a look of sheer panic when you grabbed her wrist and dragged her into the car ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 15, 13:54:19
  - That's not going to go away, is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 13:55:31
    - Never. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 14:05:17
      - Not till he lets her out of that underground bunker he built under the lead works, anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 15, 14:08:25
      - Good job I never mentioned the Rumanian bird, then. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 14:08:21
- At first I was scared, I was petrified.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 15, 13:51:56
  - were you thinking you could never live without me by your side? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 13:52:58
    - I was. And stop being a gayist! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 15, 13:54:35
      - OK. I was about to give you a spot of constructive advice but (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 13:57:46
        
        .......... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 15, 14:03:23
- WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 15, 13:50:22
  - Gary violation (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 13:52:04
  - that has to be switched off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 15, 13:51:15
- i quite like the creditexpert.co.uk ones (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 15, 13:49:30
  - Oh, yes, I know. They haven't really impinged yet. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 13:51:28
    - knowing my luck my car would only be worth 49.99 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 15, 13:52:56
      - Yeh, righto, Mr sodding patek philippe (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 13:56:01
        
        you never actually own a patek phillipe (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 15, 13:57:47
        
        I have a Patek Phillipe. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 15, 14:49:41
        
        Even if I did miss spell it, I still have one. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 15, 14:52:22
        
        correcting your typo (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 13:58:40
        
        indeed (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 15, 14:00:36
        
        Gittie's got several. He wears one especially when he's wiping his arse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 14:03:27
        
        he wipes his own arse? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 15, 14:05:01
        
        Only when Colin's mucking out the septic tank (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 15, 14:07:49
        
        the brute (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 15, 14:10:46
        
        A Klargester Bio-disk, to be precise (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 15, 14:10:31
        
        prefer the Patek Phillipe TBH (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 15, 14:22:46
        
        good luck with joanna lumley (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 15, 14:14:37
POTS (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 15, 12:46:28
- It has to be Holt (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 15, 13:27:33
- Norfolk Makelele??? (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Mar 15, 13:08:14
  - Adeyemi (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 15, 13:08:46
    - ideot (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 15, 13:23:03
    - Smith. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 13:11:51
    - not korey? (n/m) (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 15, 13:11:04
      - I thought it must be Koey, but I'd not put him in the same category as Makelele (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Mar 15, 13:13:44
        
        But then I'd not put Norfolk in the same category as London either (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 15, 13:21:32
- Forster can't have it, he hasn't been here all season. 2003/04 Huckerby Rules innit (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 15, 13:05:45
  - what was wrong with hucks not winning? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 13:14:59
  - *yawn* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 15, 13:06:13
    - 28 seconds, wow, have you chewed through your head gear again? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 15, 13:08:08
      - no (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 15, 13:12:45
        
        But peoples reasoning behind him not getting enough votes was he wasn't here all season (NCFC) - pants, Mar 15, 13:19:07
        
        if that's what you think then fine (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 15, 13:27:25
        
        You forgot Dennis Wise (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 15, 13:29:04
        
        and ken bates (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 13:33:17
        
        You forget your meds (NCFC) - pants, Mar 15, 13:32:41
        
        I always take them (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 15, 13:40:05
        
        lool (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 13:33:35
        
        did you ask everyone who voted? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 15, 13:22:22
        
        someone on wotb said hucks hadn't been here all season (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 13:25:35
- hoolahan imo (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 12:49:50
- got to be (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 15, 12:49:27
  - Theo (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 12:52:35
  - russell then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 12:50:08
- Coldplay (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 12:49:25
- Korey (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 15, 12:48:52
  - yup (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 15, 12:50:15
    - Oh my (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 15, 12:56:20
      - i am not allowed to use it yet (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 15, 12:58:53
        
        he'll never know if you don't though (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 15, 13:01:05
        
        he'll ask me next time i go in there (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 15, 13:01:57
- Yes. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 15, 12:48:45
  - Otsy deserves special mention for his pass-back (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 15, 13:00:01
- it's been aaaaaaaages since there has been such strong competition for the award (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 15, 12:47:44
  - lee croft ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 15, 12:49:08
That woman on the Football League Show who reads out emails (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 15, 11:30:49
- The whole prog. (General Chat) - Firstnews, Mar 15, 11:48:14
  - Too many teams, that's why sky is better as they are generally talking about 1 game (General Chat) - megson, Mar 15, 12:23:51
  - "would never put on such a rubbish amateurish show." (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 15, 12:16:04
  - Claridge is just shit full stop (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 15, 11:51:22
    - He's barely literate, proved that on Five Live. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 11:53:36
      - why (General Chat) - Firstnews, Mar 15, 11:57:08
        
        Just 'cos lots of people have said he's a nice feller. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 12:00:26
        
        i've heard good things about him (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 11:58:28
    - I Know (General Chat) - Firstnews, Mar 15, 11:53:21
    - See I said this yesterday and got moaned at, (n/m) (General Chat) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 15, 11:53:04
      - people in different opinions shocker (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 11:57:23
- b) is just the Have Your Say thing that all broadcast media are obsessed with. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 11:45:46
  - what would they fill the time with before the manager/player interviews if they got rid of (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 15, 12:18:11
  - Canary Call is brillers though. No Canary Call would mean no Stupid Barry, just think (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 15, 11:53:04
    - Neil Adams (General Chat) - Firstnews, Mar 15, 11:56:13
  - Phwoar! I'd have my say with her anytime she wanted. I'd speak her brains right out. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 15, 11:47:33
    - I'd leave her a little message in her inbox any time (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 11:50:31
      - She could regurgitate my outpourings anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 15, 11:52:10
      - I wouldn't (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 15, 11:51:54
        
        OI, GIT, you're letting down the WRATH ! You know your responsibility, stick to it ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 11:52:39
        
        Fuck off, Dutchy, you're just a part timer now making the odd cameo sub appearance (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 15, 11:55:02
        
        racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 11:56:41
        
        yeah but tbf he made some very good points! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 15, 11:57:38
  - I keep meaning to ring CC and merk Adams (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 15, 11:47:13
    - Neeeyull How big's ure penis (n/m) (General Chat) - Clean Shirt, Mar 15, 11:54:26
- She can barely read either (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 15, 11:35:02
  - she is cross-eyed though (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:35:56
- what is the point of her (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:34:30
  - That is exactly the point of her (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 15, 11:46:58
    - I thought the bird who stood in for her for a couple of weeks was easier on the eye (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 11:51:22
      - Jacqui Oatley? (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:52:57
        
        YAKUBU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 15, 11:56:19
        
        Sorry to say, but women shouldn't commentate on football. You could do (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 11:55:59
        
        I agree with you (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:58:36
        
        I don't mind Oatley's commentary, actually. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 11:58:33
        
        No - too screechy is too bad (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 15, 12:01:16
    - as AB says (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:48:37
- not sure too many people will agree with b (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 11:34:08
  - most football phone-ins do extend to more than one line though (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:35:16
    - I stopped the other week when a bloke rang in and started with the line... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 15, 11:36:20
      - "I wasn't there today" (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:37:49
        
        This is where HoofinHughes should post something about pants (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Mar 15, 11:40:31
        
        or gobb. Or selwyn. That'd be great, wouldn't it? Would be so cutting. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 11:43:12
        
        i thought the original post was enough (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 12:00:38
        
        What would be more ideal is for... (General Chat) - Bryan Nesbitt, Mar 15, 11:55:27
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 15, 11:37:44
Saturday was so enjoyable. Those yootoob clips really capture the joy of it all. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 15, 10:48:24
- It's days like Saturday that makes it all worth while, a lovely glowing (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 15, 11:12:43
- Was best away day for ages... just mental... (NCFC) - Tooting Canary, Mar 15, 11:11:22
- and (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:03:05
  - Re: Anthony Macnamee. There were two skinheads in front of us ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 11:14:28
    - not a new song.... (NCFC) - Tooting Canary, Mar 15, 11:20:48
      - I think the Ruel Fox is the variant over the 'fing good to me' version (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:25:21
        
        is a good song (NCFC) - Tooting Canary, Mar 15, 11:28:46
        
        There's nothing wrong with it as a chant (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:32:14
        
        i concur.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tooting Canary, Mar 15, 11:33:13
        
        We ought to get Nice Gareth from The Choir along (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 15, 11:26:56
    - Yeah, but he does a bit, doesn't he? (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 15, 11:17:00
      - Well, he does a bit I spoze. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 11:21:33
        
        I did a guilty chuckle a foo yare agew when the EEN reported that (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 15, 11:37:05
  - Why was Beagrie saying that Norwich fans and players (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 15, 11:08:31
    - There was a bit when Chris Martin had a rightole moan about all the PUMP being played (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 11:18:41
      - also Rusty & Rose had a right go at Lappin for being out of position when Rusty had to (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 15, 11:22:40
        
        Exactly - you want the team to be dishing out bollockings when someone's not doing the rig (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 11:23:57
        
        leadership, something we didn't have last season. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 15, 11:27:56
        
        and on that subject (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:30:03
        
        Exactly. Not quite Barmby vs Bullard is it (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:27:55
        
        Just like the Wrath, really (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 15, 11:27:31
        
        Fucking right. Up your game sonny. You can't flounce off and leave (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 15, 11:30:10
        
        That's the way I play, jaffers, that's who I am (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 15, 11:32:16
        
        THat may of been fine in the past. But things are different now. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 15, 11:40:22
        
        One More Post For Old Git! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 15, 11:41:28
    - i think he meant players arguing tbh (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 11:09:57
      - He mentioned fans too didn't he? (NCFC) - jamesward, Mar 15, 11:11:22
        
        I don't want to turn into a 'victim' (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 15, 11:17:02
        
        yeah i think people are a bit pissed they can't laugh at us any more (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 11:28:29
        
        same here (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 11:12:23
  - Indeed. We were with a couple of H:Field fans but all the others we encountered, particula (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 15, 11:07:31
LEEDS UNITED TICKET - PLEASE (NCFC) - Garry Newman, Mar 15, 08:51:51
- If you can remember the good old days of standing in the barclay. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 15, 08:58:50
- I think you'll be lucky fella to be honest, your best bet is almost constant contact with (NCFC) - megson, Mar 15, 08:55:29
  - Thanks Megson - Am on the case Returns Window opens at one on the Saturday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Newman, Mar 15, 09:29:39
    - Get there early - there's always a queue at that returns window. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 09:36:55
      - Thanks again - Am planning for 12 will that be to late do you think? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Newman, Mar 15, 10:25:29
        
        Don't know really - I've never queued for returns, I've just walked past it on matchdays s (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 10:31:59
proper bonkers (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 14, 11:02:12
- I'm in that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 14, 11:12:40
- wouldn't expect it for the away team (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 14, 11:07:29
  - indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 14, 11:09:24
So that's Claridge and Beagrie who have both looked (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 14, 00:55:26
- Claridge is a gristley bell end. Gargantuan throbbing member. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 14, 10:17:25
- Jeff wanted us to win! They all laughed at him when the first goal went in - but it came (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 14, 07:21:03
- big club charlton! (NCFC) - Disshater, Mar 14, 00:56:59
- What was Beagrie's problem? (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 14, 00:56:49
  - He said huddersfield were all over us (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 14, 01:01:34
My Sky+ fooked and it went from hairspray slut... (NCFC) - The Judge, Mar 14, 00:43:51
- Me too. Our 15 seconds have literally just been on the Red Button. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 14, 10:14:34
- sky+ (NCFC) - barningham canary, Mar 14, 07:32:31
- Yes - mine too. (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 14, 06:54:20
- Mine cocked up too (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 14, 00:55:31
  - Agree, leave her alone Judge, or I'll have to smash your face in (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 14, 01:06:35
    - Well I'll make it two on two then for a square-go as i can't stand that bitch either (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Mar 14, 09:10:24
- Nope, happened to me too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 14, 00:46:43
  - So was it Sky+ or the prog itself? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Mar 14, 00:48:12
    - The fault I got I used to get on the old ones when I'd skip through too many channels at (NCFC) - pants, Mar 14, 00:58:59
- Mine did the same! (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 14, 00:46:08
  - Haha! All you Sky+ wankers! (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Mar 14, 09:13:04
  - I was doing likewise - wtf? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Mar 14, 00:47:24
Just back from the game (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 13, 20:50:54
- Nice to see you today. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 21:21:24
  - I dont know what the feck Lambert said at half time! (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 13, 21:26:46
    - probably with his accent nobody did (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 13, 21:30:02
      - It is with footballers as it is with dogs (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 21:31:32
        
        Taken from the Roy Keane book of dog training? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 13, 21:32:58
        
        Yes and us blokes. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 13, 21:32:26
- Hope you didn't get drunk and spoil it. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 13, 21:03:30
  - I dont touch the stuff mate :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 13, 21:04:18
    - Good, that NCFC4LIFE he will lead you astray you know. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 13, 21:06:59
      - Him and Jafski - Dangerous Duo (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 13, 21:10:00
        
        Just set up thge big systen screen at work for match of the day and the championship (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 13, 21:14:13
        
        All that effort to watch NCFC's 30 seconds of fame lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 13, 21:17:56
        
        It passess a boring sat night ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 13, 21:20:42
On Soccer Saturday, Peter Beagrie (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 19:04:04
- Thought we would have got Dean Windass today. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 13, 19:46:01
- noticed that, too (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Mar 13, 19:09:48
- lol i was gonna start a thread on that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 19:08:31
  - and every time he said hud were all over us (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 19:09:34
    - holt missed a sitter 1st half (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 19:32:50
      - oh (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 19:34:14
- Fair few grumbles, but apart from that, nothing I'd say resembled bickering. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 19:07:10
- big old gay off about roeder invoving the canaryfairy and one other. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 19:07:00
Just back from the game. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 18:39:05
- did we win? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 18:47:44
  - Just about. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 18:48:36
    - thank goodness for that (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 18:49:07
      - I know, they said on the Wireless. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 18:55:35
        
        HURRAY! (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 18:59:10
        
        Spoil yourself. Get steamboats. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 19:00:58
        
        i blimmin well might. i'll have a birthday one for you (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 19:06:22
- I bet it was bonkers there today in the away end... (n/m) (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Mar 13, 18:41:16
  - The second goal was the biggest Mental I've been in since the days of terracing at FCR (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 18:42:16
    - You say 33... (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 13, 19:23:07
    - I bet, I am off to Swindon next week hoping for the same. Happy Birthday (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Mar 13, 18:43:24
      - Chairs! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 18:45:22
Who's going what way to Udders? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 12, 11:36:31
- I am driving up tonight for a long weekend. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:38:17
  - Long weekend in Huddersfield? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 12, 11:40:47
    - Actually in Macclesfield. Just going to H:Field for the game. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:45:17
      - We'll be in Bollington nr. Mac on Sunday. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 12:31:18
- Train via York and Leeds (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 12, 11:37:38
  - Train to Dirty later, back Sunday... weekend in dirty city (NCFC) - Tooting Canary, Mar 12, 11:47:27
So, anyway, do you think we should have an open top bus parade (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 12, 11:19:44
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 12, 12:56:47
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 12, 12:00:55
- I might do the Open Top City Sightseeing tour. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 12, 11:29:09
- No. We should just shake eachothers hands in a manly fashion and prepare for next season. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:26:25
  - I will go, if they go past the end of my Mum's road like they did with the Milk Cup. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 11:27:03
    - We shouldn't have one though. It's the equivalent of a centre forward wheeling away in (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:30:07
      - What a load of old squit (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:33:28
        
        This is turning into a gay off (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:37:11
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:40:19
        
        Whatever Grandad. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:34:30
        
        boooooom landed (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:37:26
        
        You don't escape that easily young fellermelad AND STAND UP STRAIGHT WHEN I'M TALKING TO (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:37:11
        
        out of touch old man (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 12, 11:41:02
        
        Yes (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:41:59
        
        Do you remember a time when Britain owned 25% of the world, and you could keep your door (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:43:01
        
        Sorry Mr Git sir. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:40:40
        
        That's better (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:42:16
        
        But Sir! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:43:20
        
        DON'T ANSWER BACK! (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:45:19
        
        But my Dad said if you touched me again he'd come up the school and duff you up. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:45:57
        
        4th gear (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:37:46
      - EXACTLY. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 11:32:08
        
        None taken. It's well documented both here and elsewhere that I am a total buffoon. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:33:22
    - i will go if they come to Cambridge (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 11:28:56
      - and the sun's shining (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 11:29:15
- Yes of course (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:24:22
- Fuck no. Jesus fucking Christ no. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 11:22:38
  - Miseryguts (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:24:40
    - Leicester didn't have one either last season (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:28:23
      - Only because they though a load of Norwich hooligans would turn up & beat up all the (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 12, 11:33:50
      - Only in Leicester could the hire of an open-top bus be described as (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:30:20
        
        ahhh the distintive old git pompous derogatory swipe (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:32:10
  - Agree (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:23:01
    - Wanky little lapdog miseryguts (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:24:56
      - Did Man City have one after they won league one in 1998? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:25:40
        
        I don't know and I couldn't give a four-legged fuck what they did (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:29:07
        
        Champions of the football league = parade. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 11:31:10
        
        It's just like when we mocked Colchester for that dvd. Because it was embarrassing (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:34:21
        
        They came third (NCFC) - mr carra, Mar 12, 11:29:03
        
        "The appointment of Roy Keane as Ipswich manager will give the Portman Road side a much hi (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 11:31:29
        
        They didn't. Swansea did, and a dvd innit (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:30:44
- Troll (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 11:21:43
- only if the sun's shining (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 11:21:28
  - "If wet, in City Hall" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:25:15
- Nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 12, 11:20:11
  - Miseryguts (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:25:28
I thought Etuhu was really rubbish. I even called him Ebooboo (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:03:22
- Thought he was crap at first and just as he started to look promising, sodded off (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 12, 11:12:47
  - He's kind of only in because Dempsey is injured, and Murphy is suspended (Other Football) - pants, Mar 12, 11:15:36
    - Can't say I've been overawed by him when I've seen him though. Still (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Mar 12, 11:21:38
- End of 2006/07 season, I was really looking forward to the next (Other Football) - pants, Mar 12, 11:08:48
- I liked him, but I never thought I'd be seeing him scoring (well, sort of) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 11:04:54
- freak (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Mar 12, 11:04:04
Hey camcan's gone! Let's talk about MEMBERS and be really juvenile and stupid and smutty (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:01:27
- I had to take the ignore list off last night so I could catch up on the Great Gay Off. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 11:08:04
- TITS! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 12, 11:02:13
  - BUMS!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:06:29
    - COCK (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 12, 11:07:00
      - Am I too late to say BOOBIES? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:25:17
        
        No way, it's NEVER too late for boobies (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 11:26:19
        
        Thank you. Ahem.... BOOBIES! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 12, 11:26:54
Don't you just love it when you're stuck with a certain aspect of work/research, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 12, 10:39:22
- Eureka moment. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 10:56:20
  - yeah, it now means i might get this paper finished by the end of the month, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 12, 11:11:08
    - Ariziona Bay (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 11:14:27
      - ^^Special with a capital R (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 12, 11:18:03
- Agreed... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Mar 12, 10:47:12
- yes (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 12, 10:42:15
- ^^^ has just found the right page on BBC Bitesize Homework Assistance ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 10:40:35
  - idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 12, 10:50:29
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 12, 10:40:13
what would the chances of getting 6 seats together for the carlisle game? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 12, 10:06:14
- I *think* that for the super MEMBERship to make a difference, (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 10:18:41
  - i'd actually prefer to be in the stands rather than in a box so that sounds promising (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 12, 10:22:24
    - Tickets go on sale to super MEMBERS on April 12th. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 10:25:49
      - Why is your MEMBER so large, AB? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 10:27:32
        
        You've been listening to what all the girls say. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 10:29:23
        
        *said* (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 10:32:58
        
        ty (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 10:33:47
        
        vvv theory vvv (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 12, 10:28:08
      - Are you typing MEMBER in upper case (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 12, 10:27:22
        
        Exactly in that style, yes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 10:28:23
        
        in today's hideously pc world (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 12, 10:31:22
        
        Close second...... (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 12, 10:29:42
      - mrs blander is also a SUPERmember (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 12, 10:27:21
- *be* (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 12, 10:06:49
  - get a box (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 12, 10:17:04
    - might do but.... (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 12, 10:21:36
      - I think the 'smart' attire for exec boxes isn't that smart (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 12, 10:26:31
        
        that's a good idea (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 12, 10:31:23
        
        an old ex of mine and his mates (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 12, 10:32:12
        
        nice effort lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 12, 10:33:14
4 wins = 87 Points = Promotion. (NCFC) - megson, Mar 12, 09:25:48
- Disagree... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 12, 09:50:09
  - Ha ha, actuarial statto wankathon overdrive now engaged (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 09:52:39
    - I wish I was that pretty. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 12, 09:54:21
      - Woah, that's one bad mutha (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 09:57:34
        
        Calculators don't put any perk in my tent. Not even the really really swish ones. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 10:22:33
      - this pretty? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 12, 09:57:14
  - Oops, first line should have said 93! (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 12, 09:50:31
- fuck that!! (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 12, 09:33:00
- Gillingham, Stockport, Carlisle, MK Dons at home, Tranmere, Orient, Bristol R (NCFC) - lovely old job, Mar 12, 09:28:49
  - That's good news (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 12, 10:14:06
    - You might like to rethink that last sentence. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 12, 10:14:59
  - 5 points from next 3 games please. Leaves us 8 games then to get another 12 or so (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 12, 09:38:24
  - I don't think we'll win another game............ (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 12, 09:33:55
If you can do it in your work shoes it's not a sport (Other Sports) - Charles21, Mar 11, 14:49:42
- Swimming. Archery. Hockey. Javelin (n/m) (Other Sports) - Muddyfunster, Mar 11, 15:47:50
- Who the hell do you think you are to decide? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Mar 11, 14:57:55
  - Charles21 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Mar 11, 15:10:02
    - Old Git (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 11, 15:15:51
      - Matt Damon (n/m) (Other Sports) - Matt Damon, Mar 11, 15:33:05
        
        Tomblander (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tomblander, Mar 11, 15:41:28
        
        Small (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Mar 11, 15:54:36
        
        Jumbo1 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Mar 11, 15:56:02
- Bowls. Ten-Pin and Crown Green. (n/m) (Other Sports) - tudders, Mar 11, 14:52:32
- I wear trainers for work, one can play football in trainers. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 14:52:00
  - He meant grown up work, geek boy (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 11, 15:05:13
  - It's an epic fail, imo (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 11, 14:52:32
- Surely football boots are work shoes for professional footballers (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Mar 11, 14:50:32
cor the google streetvoo driver has been busy (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:48:10
- blimey indeed (General Chat) - dr fanta, Mar 11, 12:34:28
- must've had a job getting the car round here.... (General Chat) - andross, Mar 11, 12:33:06
  - They have a trike dort thee (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 12:35:02
- looking at my house (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 11, 12:29:38
  - i can also see the light is on in the downatairs lavvy of the in-laws (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 11, 12:37:55
  - I can even tell which day it was, and within a 2 week period of the year, as (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 12:36:44
    - it's wared (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 12:43:45
      - Taken at a different time (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 13:20:12
        
        well as my road shows the car I sold over 18months ago (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 11, 13:23:15
      - i can also see one of the lesbian coppers that lives next door to the father in law (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 12:46:56
        
        Look at the lazy fuckers on my street. Meant to be working: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 13:22:19
        
        do you live at number 87? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 11, 13:30:49
        
        No of course not. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 13:52:02
        
        looks quite a nice area actually (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 11, 14:00:48
        
        Tis fantastic. Everything you need nearby as well, and very quiet (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 14:17:07
    - i could too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 11, 12:43:31
    - Calm down Poirot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 12:37:55
- blimey they've even been down a tiny little road that leads to our lane (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 11, 12:07:11
- You can seein my winders (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 11:54:02
  - didn't work when i typed in "steve in hollands windows" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:56:33
    - winders (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 11, 12:02:12
- my boss lives at suton (General Chat) - south, Mar 11, 11:51:28
Beckham's a canary (NCFC) - ingi, Mar 11, 09:41:52
- It makes me queasy seeing those fuckers defile our colours (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 11, 11:27:48
- A super soaraway Sun reader writes... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 11, 10:55:24
  - Pardon? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 11, 10:56:09
    - It was 'written' in response to the Sun article (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 11, 10:57:23
      - I'm sure it was. What did it say though? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 11, 10:58:49
        
        "u so stupid.he that green and gold after game.not before. he's only on loan to milan... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 11, 11:00:12
        
        have man utd re-branded yellow? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:08:21
        
        Strains done it first. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 11:11:13
        
        Well we ought to go and sort the strains and the mancyews out then (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:13:25
        
        Huge Ackman is a Nodge Strain. He's the thin end of the wedge. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 11:15:00
        
        well that's the strains sorted waddle we do about the mankyews? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:19:06
A reminder to all who like a real sport (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 11, 09:36:05
- game for girls (n/m) (General Chat) - BigDoh, Mar 11, 10:58:55
- FAO Tombs: ^^^^ Ice hockey on grass (or astro turf) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 11, 09:49:00
  - faux ice hockey with no fighting? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 09:58:43
- brilliant, cheers for that (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 11, 09:45:59
  - Real sport? I thought you were an F1 fan :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 11, 10:40:15
    - I'm F1 and I shall also take more than a passing interest in the 'ockey... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 11, 10:58:27
      - I just don't get all this "real sport" stuff. All sport is real, it's (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 11, 11:01:27
        
        Darts isn't (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 11, 11:06:59
        
        It's the same as football - followed by pissed up c***s (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 11, 11:26:25
        
        is that how you define a sport? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 11, 11:30:37
        
        Nah, not really clear what defines a sport tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 11, 11:36:13
        
        Darts isn't a Sport, it's an Art. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 11:16:07
        
        yes, yes it probably is (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 11, 11:25:28
        
        ?The atmosphere is so tense, (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:20:29
        
        ?His eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry chaffinch? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:21:20
        
        ?He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:21:47
        
        ?As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here.? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:22:09
        
        ?The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:22:51
        
        ?Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:23:27
        
        ?Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:24:26
        
        ?Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:24:58
        
        "When Alexander of Macedonia was 33 he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 11, 11:29:33
        
        i remember once he said (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 11:32:44
        
        "There's only word word for that... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 11, 12:40:15
out of interest how many NCFC replica shirts do you own? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 15:42:14
- football shirts, at least 50 (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 9, 18:26:30
  - high five XXL16!!! in fact no, BIG TENS! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 18:29:06
- Five I thinks (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 9, 18:20:02
- None (n/m) (NCFC) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Mar 9, 17:25:43
- ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 9, 17:09:28
- At least ten (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 9, 16:58:36
- Zero, zilch, (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 9, 16:54:13
  - You've got a rattle though? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 16:55:14
    - Not an NCFC one. I might get an NCFC flat cap now I'm oop north. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 9, 16:57:22
      - ooooh I've got a baggy cap from 1985. Classy (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 17:01:24
- too many... (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Mar 9, 16:52:18
- Mrs Fond forbids the wearing of replica kits (NCFC) - fond, Mar 9, 16:36:13
  - ^^^ yes ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 9, 17:18:22
  - Top wrathing (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 16:37:51
    - LOL (NCFC) - fond, Mar 9, 16:41:10
      - i never ever wear mine to a match, mainly wear them around the house (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 9, 16:46:46
        
        me neither, superstition prohibits wearing until full time is blown (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 18:06:40
    - Each to their fucking own, eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 16:39:26
      - I've got nothing against them really (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 16:54:03
        
        "And The Barclay looks fucking brilliant on a hot sunny day when it's all yellow" (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 17:00:33
        
        Just thinking of Cardiff makes me tent up. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 16:57:49
  - There's a small minority that look good in them (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 16:37:09
    - Women in the white away one (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 16:39:43
      - even Delia? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 9, 16:49:14
      - haha, I'm gonna change small minority into minority (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 16:42:32
- loads and loads (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 9, 16:22:12
- Errr (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 9, 16:15:47
- 2 (NCFC) - Monty Peculiar, Mar 9, 16:14:18
- Sent Tim Gough (not jimtim) a load of mine foo years back (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 16:09:09
- small Huge Small has had every home one since 2002/03 (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 16:08:07
- none (NCFC) - double hipness, Mar 9, 16:01:29
- none (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 16:01:10
- still have around 7 (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 16:00:47
- About thirty! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 15:53:22
  - seriously? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 15:56:47
    - HK Fuey is still counting his (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 9, 16:02:43
      - Hong Kong Koey (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 18:07:41
    - Yeah. I'm not called XXL16 HB for nowt. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 16:01:24
      - That blue away one you've got that's about five sizes too small is the best (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 16:04:57
        
        I look well mincey in that. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 16:07:18
        
        ok (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 16:09:45
        
        Yeah. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 16:10:44
      - four King hell (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 16:02:53
        
        I've got doubles in some too! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 16:04:04
        
        i've got the half blue half white one (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 9, 16:27:52
        
        Have you got a brick? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 16:31:48
        
        no my missus was gonna buy me one but i think they were 50 gbp (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 9, 16:34:47
        
        I have. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 16:36:01
        
        i have an original brick, bought for me by Mrs Scrampton (asking to be Mrs Scrampton) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 16:45:25
- 9 maybe 10 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 15:51:24
  - oh yeah, I've got the 59-ers one too (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 15:58:38
    - It's in the shop. ?30, I think. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 16:02:03
      - dunt have the little anchors on though does it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 16:06:16
        
        Yep. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 16:09:43
        
        so it do (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 16:19:06
- Luds on em. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 15:49:32
- 9 (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 9, 15:48:57
- 9 (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 9, 15:48:23
  - Personally I don't 'get' this buying the new shirt every time it comes out thing (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 9, 15:49:01
    - when the new ones come out i usually then buy the old one cheap (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 9, 15:54:55
Tonight I am cooking (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 9, 15:18:50
- Chicken Paprika for me (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 9, 16:17:36
- Pudding.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 16:01:48
- ... (General Chat) - pants, Mar 9, 15:30:12
- Homemade chilli and herb salmon fishcake (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 9, 15:25:41
  - Is Christine Bleakleys going to do the water skiing thing? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 15:28:01
    - Tomorrow intut? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 9, 15:33:16
      - Ass awful intut - nearly every feature makes me cringe and the production is terrible. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 15:35:34
        
        They keep getting Gyles fucking Brandreth on. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 15:55:22
        
        I'm too busy wanking to the Archer's. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 15:57:06
    - Yes, and I have been invited (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 9, 15:29:40
      - need a helper? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 16:03:08
- I have a Thai Yellow Curry lined up (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 9, 15:25:11
I do not have a current replica home shirt (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 9, 14:52:06
- You could get 4 burgers in Yellows for that. Men of our age should not be wearing replica (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 15:04:09
  - Should I purchase and consume all four burgers at once? (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 9, 15:16:32
    - I'd knock them - they're not brilliant (and they're nearly an Ayrton each) - you could get (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 15:28:39
      - Should I purchase and consume all sixteen pints at once? (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 9, 15:31:57
        
        Do it at our next wrath bears and curry night (thinking after Carlisle btw) - but spread (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 15:33:49
        
        and do a hot dog in Yellows, they're yummo (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 15:40:28
  - Me and XXL16(HB) are younger than you and James. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 15:09:59
    - i used to be younger than you (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 15:11:17
      - I'll be 33 on SUNDAY. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 15:16:38
        
        Happy Mother's Day (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 15:31:38
        
        NO FUCKING WAY. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 9, 15:28:40
        
        Get back in your basket. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 15:50:48
        
        Son of Old Git (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 9, 15:18:21
    - True dat. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 15:11:14
  - Are they like Coldplay? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 15:05:58
    - who? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 15:06:44
      - Sexplay? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 15:17:05
        
        David Mellors. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 9, 15:19:30
  - Fleshlight. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 15:04:46
    - I saw yours in The Scope shop on Saturday. It had a label on it - "Fucked - a quid" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 15:06:27
      - Saw a wind up torch in mozzas last night (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 9, 15:47:12
      - Did you buy it? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 15:07:07
        
        Nope loveseed did. (50p). (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 15:07:55
        
        No she dint. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 15:08:47
        
        ok (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 9, 15:09:48
- THere's a joke there but I just deleted it and put this instead. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 14:55:39
  - That's about the SIZE of it eh jaffers??? (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Mar 9, 14:57:44
    - I'd like to distance myself from anything I may have ever said. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 9, 15:00:21
- TENT (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 9, 14:54:10
- Yay! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 9, 14:53:19
So its only for 1 season then *2010-11* (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Mar 9, 14:42:44
- Thats how it works, 2 year cycle then 1 year cycle (NCFC) - conker, Mar 9, 14:46:29
  - We have never had a 1 year home kit before tho have we? (n/m) (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Mar 9, 14:49:43
    - we had a proton one for one eyar before flybe took over, and the last mitre one (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Mar 9, 14:51:27
  - i think this is a one year job so that the home and away kits run out at same time (NCFC) - samcd84, Mar 9, 14:49:10
    - Poomer. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:50:02
- that's when the Aviva sponsorship runs out intut? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 14:45:20
  - Nope - they signed an extension (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 9, 14:48:33
    - ah, thought it was 2 years initially, then an extra year extension (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 9, 14:53:27
XARA (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:37:11
- Oi loikes ut. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 9, 14:37:36
  - "Classic" would be my description. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 9, 14:38:26