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Madrid flight (NCFC) - letsbehavinyou, Aug 23, 15:59:49
- Landed in Skegness. (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 23, 18:40:22
  - He can pick up King John’s Crown Jewels on the way! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 23, 22:27:19
- He's not going to be involved in Madrid's second string squad this weekend. (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 23, 16:17:32
  - Do we really want Real Madrid rejects though? (NCFC) - footymadman, Aug 23, 17:22:28
    - We're better than that surely. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 17:24:21
- Dunno - but one arrived from Oxford earlier (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 16:13:13
  - That’d be a Transit van (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 23, 16:41:10
NBTTT what are your torschlusspanic? (General Chat) - Kev, Aug 23, 15:18:01
- Never had any goals (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 20:35:35
  - It’s never too late- how about investing in a new business?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 23, 20:43:37
    - I think I’m done with that as well (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 23, 20:45:36
      - Phew! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 23, 20:54:05
- Nonsense young Kev (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 23, 18:47:32
- Get my name in the Guinness book of records (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 23, 18:21:16
- Bungi Jump... Somehow I didnt do one... Done everything else. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Aug 23, 16:33:56
- Climbing Everest (not a cheap Webber joke) it's the truth (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 23, 16:25:50
  - ^^ thinly disguised cheap Webber joke (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 23, 16:39:47
    - Mind the windows Tino. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 17:36:23
- Too many to mention (General Chat) - APB, Aug 23, 15:36:35
- Nonsense! Sub-20 at your next parkrun (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Aug 23, 15:35:02
- I fear my (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Aug 23, 15:27:15
  - Premature submitulation (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 23, 15:34:31
  - Oops. Chances of playing for England may be over. (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Aug 23, 15:27:28
There's police bodycam footage on YouTube of a woman getting arrested (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 23, 14:19:47
- A catastrophe (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 23, 18:34:17
- People do that all the time… (General Chat) - SenatusAcademicus, Aug 23, 15:45:48
- If she’d killed it she can’t have eaten it live (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 23, 15:21:43
  - There's a lot sick people out there (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 23, 15:27:38
    - I’ve eaten a live pussy (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 23, 20:45:39
- Was it a Cat-su curry? 🍛 (n/m) (General Chat) - footymadman, Aug 23, 15:09:02
  - What is that emoji? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 23, 15:15:40
    - Curry 🍛 (General Chat) - footymadman, Aug 23, 15:40:28
      - Looks like an Iced Gem (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 23, 17:23:18
        
        Ooo haven't had them for years! I like them. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 17:41:38
New strikers always give me the massive football horn (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 23, 13:48:36
- I like that he lets his tongue flop out of his mouth (NCFC) - eadie2001, Aug 23, 18:02:44
- Dave Striker? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 23, 15:15:41
  - Even him (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 23, 15:22:37
- Scored a couple of headers in his showreel (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 23, 13:55:12
  - Good feet (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 23, 14:57:05
Chilwell available in the great Chelsea Car Boot Sale (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 23, 10:59:12
- They are signing jenas - 10 year contract after his release from the bbc (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 23, 12:01:56
- I'm guessing his injuries are constant. See Owen Hargreaves, Daniel Sturridge (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 23, 11:38:40
- wages (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Aug 23, 11:00:14
What tome is the PC? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 10:49:53
- *time (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 10:50:03
  - half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Aug 23, 11:53:06
  - Brom knew (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 23, 10:56:28
Private jet arriving from Frankfurt (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 09:32:56
- Toni Kroos, obvs (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 23, 10:33:34
- Farke's PA on a whistle stop tour to pick up his left over Black tech polos and trousers (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 23, 10:01:44
- People smuggling gangs getting serious (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 23, 09:45:17
- Bulk sausage order for Delia’s restaurant (n/m) (NCFC) - footymadman, Aug 23, 09:43:25
- Hans Zimmer doing the pre match build up (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Aug 23, 09:42:33
  - Nah Day one from interstellar (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Aug 23, 10:09:57
  - Gladiator (n/m) (NCFC) - footymadman, Aug 23, 09:43:47
- Klose (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 23, 09:42:00
  - But no cigar (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 23, 09:46:11
    - No, that would be bad for a professional footballer (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 23, 10:08:28
      - Tell Onel (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 23, 10:42:15
- Coming to pick up middle daughter. (NCFC) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 23, 09:41:13
- And it's heading to Girona, when it departs. I heard it's here to collect Shane Duffy (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 09:40:49
- Klaus Wunderlich (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 23, 09:35:59
- It's an aeroplane, coming from Frankfurt - (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 23, 09:35:36
  - Dr Frank N Furyrt and a load of his (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 23, 10:08:34
  - Hungarian registered. Although this means very little in the corporate jet leasing world (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 23, 09:39:50
  - Hans-Jorg Butt. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 09:37:37
    - Come round (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 23, 09:44:07
      - You'll make Jumbers jealous. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 10:27:17
    - Koch (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 09:39:37
      - Only a little Chichi out, Not my Chocho (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Aug 23, 11:03:38
        
        Very Demure (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 23, 12:23:35
      - Kuntz. :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 09:43:12
        
        Jancker (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 09:47:34
  - Fun sponge. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 23, 09:36:29
  - Thank you, this thread would be nothing without your contribution (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 09:36:10
    - 😄you're more than welcome (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 23, 10:44:30
    - 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 23, 09:43:46
When was the last time we spent big money (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 23, 08:09:58
- Tzolis (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 23, 10:54:58
  - Decent money, decent player? Warming bench for Brugge (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 23, 13:37:47
- Josh Sargent (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 23, 09:43:36
- What a Rogues’ Gallery (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 23, 09:43:12
- Sargent and Sara (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 23, 09:26:04
- Snoddy / Tettey (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 23, 08:43:30
  - Snodgrass not even on top 20. Brady was. (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 23, 09:32:09
    - He was a very good player for us. (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 23, 10:34:20
      - Loved Brady (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 23, 10:57:46
      - I mean his transfer fee (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 23, 10:40:13
- If he ends up another RVW, I'll be absolutely seethin. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 08:32:51
- Klose and Robbie Brady in same season (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 23, 08:31:01
  - I’d say inflation adjusted it would be Ashton by a mile. (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 23, 10:41:24
    - I always think football inflation is a factor of four (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 23, 12:57:25
- Yes, Gabbi. Sarge also. (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 23, 08:12:12
- Sarge (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 23, 08:12:09
Just put my money where my mouth is... (Betting) - DJ Ginga, Aug 23, 01:39:30
- Talking of Ipswich, ten years to the day. Who from the wrath was present?... (Betting) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 09:42:13
- Ha ha, top form Deej (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Aug 23, 09:30:15
  - 🫡 (n/m) (Betting) - DJ Ginga, Aug 24, 03:44:51
- I feel like I need to go and place a bet on the scum to win now (Betting) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 09:26:40
  - textbooks are for pussies (Betting) - DJ Ginga, Aug 24, 03:14:29
- Whereas I really really want you to be right.... I suspect (Betting) - Saucerer, Aug 23, 07:47:33
  - nope. (Betting) - DJ Ginga, Aug 24, 03:41:58
  - Yeah, I agree - City to win 2 or 3 nil I reckon (n/m) (Betting) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 09:29:17
- wbat you've done (Betting) - earthleakage, Aug 23, 07:11:43
  - what i've done is (Betting) - DJ Ginga, Aug 24, 03:19:11
- Will you laugh or cry when Haaland makes it 11-0 in added time? (n/m) (Betting) - NxNW, Aug 23, 06:54:48
  - Haha, both! (Betting) - DJ Ginga, Aug 24, 03:12:03
- Heh heh, hope it comes in for you DJ G! (n/m) (Betting) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 04:45:24
  - So do I, Dubs...!! (Betting) - DJ Ginga, Aug 23, 04:56:50
    - Scums pension fund has backed them.., (Betting) - loz, Aug 23, 06:41:06
      - Maybe they'll do ok being a surprise package but in the prem, can all go wrong. (n/m) (Betting) - DrDublin, Aug 23, 08:42:40
        
        It can, but they have an excellent manager (Betting) - SimonOTBC, Aug 23, 09:28:29
Sad news - Jermaine Jenas sacked by the BBC (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 22, 16:06:31
- Jermaine Penance (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 22, 17:44:44
- Can’t be that serious as he’s apparently on talk sport now (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Aug 22, 17:14:37
  - Different organisation. Maybe they don't know what he's done yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Aug 22, 17:24:28
    - Possibly but it all over the internet now (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Aug 22, 17:28:32
- Hope that doesn’t mean we get more of Micah Richards (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 22, 16:47:42
  - I quite like him actually (n/m) (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, Aug 22, 18:06:45
  - so much this (n/m) (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, Aug 22, 16:49:34
- Must be some serious shit (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 22, 16:41:47
  - Apparently this (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 22, 16:46:12
    - I must be missing something? (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, Aug 22, 16:49:16
      - It’s a joke (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 22, 16:50:51
        
        I’ve officially reached CB41 status (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 22, 18:25:26
        
        Ah I meant it was a joke that that was why (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 22, 18:32:44
        
        Very odd thing to post for public consumption (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 22, 17:18:47
        
        That statement can be applied to every post on TikTok (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 22, 17:30:39
        
        oh right, sorry (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, Aug 22, 16:51:59
- Does he call his willy Permaine? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Aug 22, 16:32:13
- Absolute shambles as a pundit (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 22, 16:22:50
  - I quite liked him (n/m) (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, Aug 22, 16:34:20
  - Thought he was OK at The One Show (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 22, 16:25:23
    - Why are you watching The One Show? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 22, 16:26:37
      - Vimto (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 22, 18:11:11
      - Morrissey was interviewed on the one show once... (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, Aug 22, 16:35:08
      - Haha. I don't really, it's just on for a few mins before I fire up (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 22, 16:31:36
        
        Anyway, Joe Hart (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 22, 16:32:05
        
        I heard he was ok (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 22, 16:40:29
        
        I thought Hart was decent during the Euros (General Chat) - norwaay, Aug 22, 16:47:11
        
        Get to see all the goals in one place (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 22, 16:43:28
        
        GIYLF (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Aug 22, 16:50:30
        
        Laborious (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 22, 17:19:16
        
        Discuss? (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 22, 16:40:25
- Wonder what he did (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 22, 16:19:53
  - Obviously ran a drugs cartel in Marseille, derrr (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 22, 16:43:33
  - No way I'm going to spread any rumours (General Chat) - norwaay, Aug 22, 16:38:01
    - Ooh, silly boy (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 22, 16:44:26
    - Selfies then (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 22, 16:40:55
  - Used an incorrect pronoun possibly? (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 22, 16:26:55
- Tbh I thought he seemed talented enough for the what was asked of him. It was the bloody (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 22, 16:12:38
  - Yeah,he seemed a decent lad to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 22, 16:45:44
  - Clueless as a pundit (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 22, 16:25:30
    - What does an ex England and premier league footballer know about football eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, Aug 22, 16:35:46
      - Not a lot judging by his punditry (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 22, 16:42:07
  - Always seemed a strange appointment (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 22, 16:15:54
Oscar Schwartau to sign? (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 22, 13:22:49
- To replace Jonny Schadenfreude (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 22, 16:31:11
- Oscar De La Rentboy (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 22, 16:25:28
- Foxtrot Oscar (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 22, 14:02:40
- Rather sign the Stallone turkey Oscar (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 22, 13:43:24
- Paddy has confirmed on X that we're working on it (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 22, 13:39:17
- Would rather sign the 1969 best visuals effects oscar (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 22, 13:38:09
- I'd rather have Oscar the Grouch. *lovely trash" (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 22, 13:34:23
- Would rather sign Oscar Pistorius (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 22, 13:33:29
  - Good at shooting apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Aug 22, 14:14:12
- Would rather sign Walter Matthau (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 22, 13:30:29
- More here (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 22, 13:26:30
  - Reads like he might be one for the future rather than an immediate first teamer (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 22, 13:29:01
- Born in May 2006 (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 22, 13:26:28
  - wow (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 22, 13:34:16
    - As you know what university finals are! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 22, 16:45:45
Bodo/Glimt play some lovely stuff (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 20, 21:09:39
- He was great in Star Wars (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Aug 20, 21:24:30
- Laid the draw and made a few quid as soon as they scored (n/m) (Other Football) - seminated_woolly, Aug 20, 21:18:41
John Clegg has died (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 20, 19:46:15
- Never forgiven him for reneging on tuition fees (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 20, 20:38:07
- Favourite bit - being all la-di-da and correcting Sgt Major Williams that the book he (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 20, 20:19:55
  - Sgt Maj or Sergeant Major (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 20:38:20
    - This is like listening to Gitlet 2 explaining to his mum for the 18th time the difference (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 20, 21:19:18
      - in my loooong experience CO's tend to flit from mentallists to solid blokes (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 21:31:44
    - Don't be such clever dickie! I’ve just found out I could have written BSM (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 20, 21:08:44
      - i dunno tbf, mate of mine got jailed for clever dickie outsmarting a guards sgt maj in (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 21:18:18
      - Come round! (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 20, 21:18:14
        
        bandsman (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 21:18:50
- rip lah de da, 90 not too shabby (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 20:12:40
  - Hope you’re doing ok on that front (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 20, 21:20:00
    - i think the plane is coming out of the turbulence thanks (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 21:46:19
      - 👍🏻💪🏻 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 20, 22:16:56
- I used to love it when they went down a hill in a bath x (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 20, 20:06:46
  - stop getting mrs brown's boys wrong! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 20:14:13
- Lovely boy, lovely boy. Far too young RIP JC x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 20, 19:54:36
- Popped his cleggs (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 20, 19:50:45
Broja to scum on loan (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Aug 20, 19:04:55
- Gitlet 3 sadly says could be a good signing (Other Football) - Old Git, Aug 20, 21:23:48
  - Not been the same since his injury (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 20, 21:46:29
    - Good (Other Football) - Old Git, Aug 20, 22:17:30
- 8 goals in 66 matches in England? (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Aug 20, 19:30:54
  - Will have to buy him for £30m if they stay up too (n/m) (Other Football) - Dr Baker, Aug 20, 19:31:39
    - Can't see that being a problem (n/m) (Other Football) - Kangol Canary, Aug 20, 22:09:28
    - LOL. They saw them coming (n/m) (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Aug 20, 19:32:53
- Never really got the Broja thing. Didn't do enough at Saints to warrant the hype. (n/m) (Other Football) - JD3, Aug 20, 19:06:45
Lenny Joseph link on twitter (NCFC) - danholloway, Aug 20, 17:36:47
- Rather have Lemmy from Motörhead (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 20, 19:48:08
  - it doesn't make sense though? (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 20, 20:22:38
  - Woah check out that cool autocorrect umlaut (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 20, 19:48:30
- Rather have Lenny Henry (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 20, 18:48:30
- Rather have Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 20, 18:28:13
  - Jason Donovan or Pip Schofield? (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 20, 18:42:47
    - The one who isn’t a nonce (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 20, 18:47:54
- Love being linked with strikers who have scored 17 goals in 7 years. Just what we need. (n/m) (NCFC) - Drurys Left Nut, Aug 20, 18:17:53
- Rather have Lesley Joseph (NCFC) - Wild Edric, Aug 20, 17:49:14
- Seems to have come from the Sun (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 20, 17:40:00
- Just seen Connor Southwells comments (NCFC) - danholloway, Aug 20, 17:39:20
  - Tweet here (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 20, 17:41:19
    - ...sorry, broken link. Fixed one here. (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 20, 17:41:50
NBTTT so the co defendant in the Mike Lynch fraud case (General Chat) - Duck, Aug 20, 14:31:31
- Don't fuck with HP (General Chat) - Ben, Aug 20, 18:47:46
  - Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 20, 19:48:42
  - *sells super yacht* (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 20, 18:50:03
    - *buys super yacht* (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 20, 19:50:13
      - didn't know you were a thespian (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 20:06:15
        
        More of a jester (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 20, 21:01:55
- since yesterday i've become a fully qualified expert in yacht design (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 17:07:42
  - Retire yacht builder (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 20, 17:14:02
    - most of the damning photographic evidens i have phorensically examined (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 17:53:17
      - Phwoah-rensics (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 20, 19:51:12
      - Just proves the old adage (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 20, 18:51:07
        
        It's how it starts (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Aug 20, 19:11:20
- Yeah, middle aged hitwomen in Haddenham- who'd of thought that? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 20, 14:58:20
  - Villanelle? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 20, 15:31:56
- I posted this yesterday... (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Aug 20, 14:57:56
  - Sounds a bit like those Enron witnesses who mysteriously died before (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 20, 15:40:36
- Blimey (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 20, 14:35:56
  - It's like all those Russians dissidents that fall from buildings (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 20, 14:46:01
Statement: USAC camp. (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 11:52:55
- Why did you just copy my post? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 19, 20:38:17
  - Swot I thought (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 19, 23:34:13
  - Yeh, word for word..... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 20:51:04
- Got to be into the second decade of you trying to make haterz happen (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Aug 19, 19:07:32
  - Haterz gonna Happenz (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 19:34:20
- What is Crystal Meth actually like? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 19, 16:08:22
  - No idea, ask Elon,,,I think he speedballs with Special K (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 17:51:29
- You have released a statement to say you are camp? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 19, 16:06:42
  - Im out and proud... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 17:50:44
    - Camp USA statement. (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 18:00:23
- Eh ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 19, 16:01:18
- 💡 💡 💡 (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Aug 19, 14:55:15
- 😂😂😂👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Aug 19, 13:14:11
- Touch grass (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 19, 13:12:50
  - Smoke it instead..... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 18:33:12
- ^^Post of the day 👍^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Aug 19, 12:39:03
  - Cheque/Check is in the post.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 18:32:14
- Blubz n' hatez. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 19, 12:34:50
- To many wordz. (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 19, 12:31:32
  - This isnt fucking twitter...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 17:55:06
- ^^worn out the Z on his Z key^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 19, 11:55:58
  - Zee vs Zed... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 12:10:41
    - It's Zed. Or I retract my potd vote. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Aug 19, 12:40:15
      - I did mange to type Po Po without chocking on my coffee. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 19, 17:58:49
Looking for a business partner who can invest £7k into our new venture… (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 15, 20:39:08
- I preferred your pizza van idea x (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 15, 22:20:34
  - Maybe its a 2 for 1 Sweeney Todd situation... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 15, 22:55:10
- Jumbo is the Wolf...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 15, 21:58:45
- Would you be prepared to cover all crime scenes covered in human shit? (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 15, 21:04:54
  - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 15, 21:17:02
- i heard that idea on a podcast or read about it or suffern (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 15, 20:52:33
  - Silent partner? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 15, 20:56:35
    - well, depends on the plan (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 15, 20:59:00
      - Trained and registered with the National Academy of Crime Scrne Cleaners (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 15, 21:16:46
        
        not that (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 15, 21:35:21
        
        “Business plan” would have saved a lot of words there Tombs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Aug 15, 23:18:01
        
        People power! (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Aug 15, 23:17:11
- You're Greg Davies and I claim my £5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Splat, Aug 15, 20:47:03
- Will the crime have been reported? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 15, 20:42:11
  - Not necessarily! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 15, 20:43:15
Good luck to everyone collecting a level results today (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 15, 10:07:03
- Congratters to Sheffield Canary! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 15, 13:00:18
  - Cheers! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 15, 13:27:57
- And here’s Jake’s annual message (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 15, 12:20:16
  - Wow, I thought he was a massive bell, didn't realise (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Aug 15, 13:11:08
  - The definition of hell (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 15, 12:34:40
    - Add Steven Bartlett too (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 15, 13:03:45
      - "This is by far the best product Huel have ever released - just try it" (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 15, 13:28:38
      - Rex obvs didn’t get any A levels either (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 15, 13:12:41
  - Calls his dad by his name (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 15, 12:27:35
    - My 6 year old Grandaughter does that, (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 15, 15:14:00
      - Tell her to stop (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 15, 15:16:58
        
        Yeah, I know. What is weird is that she just started doing it, (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 15, 17:09:35
    - Yep proper weird (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 15, 12:32:04
  - Clarksons tweet is out there ... somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 15, 12:26:32
- Can they still get on a YTS instead? (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Aug 15, 11:38:03
  - Young thick and stupid? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 15, 11:43:10
  - You Tube Star? (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 15, 11:42:36
    - I started mine in 1986. £24.99 for a 40h week. I jacked it in after 6 months and (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Aug 15, 12:21:28
- Good luck everyone. A rough time in anyone's life (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 15, 11:19:34
- I got mine when they were still worth getting 😉 (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 15, 10:49:33
  - wow, they had A levels way back then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 15, 11:36:19
    - Clay tablets and all that 😁 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 15, 12:13:46
- Just found out (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 15, 10:48:21
- I’m buzzing, hope I get my 1st choice uni (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 15, 10:34:23
  - Make sure to enjoy a celebratory cock... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 15, 12:33:46
  - Very mature stud (General Chat) - JD3, Aug 15, 10:48:29
- Unlikely to be Wrathers... (n/m) (General Chat) - iappear2b, Aug 15, 10:20:41
  - possibly not (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 15, 11:39:20
  - Who is the youngest wrather? (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 15, 10:51:01
    - me (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Aug 15, 13:40:50
    - iwans_ex_dentist and PK Canary obvs (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Aug 15, 13:28:16
    - I'm only 61 so must be in the first percentile. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 15, 12:35:46
    - I am only 41. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 15, 12:01:14
      - you must know my great grandad (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Aug 15, 14:08:14
    - Jumbo is the youngest and best poster on many and more prestigious discussion boards (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Aug 15, 11:04:23
      - He just had a tough paper round (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 15, 11:07:05
    - PP and USAC both seem to be about 12 (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Aug 15, 11:02:59
      - Rent free In your head (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 15, 12:07:27
- 🎩👆🏼 (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Aug 15, 10:19:00
Onel is the answer! (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 13, 21:05:42
- What's the question? (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 13, 21:06:46
  - Who looks really good against League One oppo? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 13, 21:18:42
- Jesus. Argo-bracetastic (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 13, 21:06:35
9-8, we're gonna win 9-8... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 13, 20:54:32
- It’s entertaining at least! (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 13, 20:55:30
  - Yeah! In the absence of my anxiety over the squad ability, this would be fun (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 13, 20:56:00
    - Found our level (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 13, 20:59:59
      - Seems like it! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 13, 21:41:28
'Highlights'... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 11, 07:48:11
- Clearly Thorup tactics of left back and right back are not working we are constantly (NCFC) - Thegelman, Aug 11, 09:32:41
- 🤦🏻‍♂️ (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 11, 09:23:22
- There's a very long way to go, I know that (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 11, 08:58:35
  - Doubt we’ll have a clue how this season (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 11, 09:19:12
    - Hanley surely doesn’t need coaching to know that you don’t let a long ball bounce (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 11, 09:25:07
      - Tried his swan dive thing (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 11, 09:39:36
        
        Yeah he is a master of that soft foul burn this time it didn’t work (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 11, 10:19:50
- I reckon some of our players kept forgetting we weren't playing in yellow (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 11, 08:08:33
  - Really was 'along came Norwich' as it comes. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 11, 08:09:51
    - Yep. depressingly predictable, to the point of making excuses (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 11, 12:23:24
For those needing Now tv sports for the season (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Aug 9, 10:41:47
- are all the games exclusive to nowtv? (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 9, 11:10:45
  - Exclusive to Sky which Now is a part of (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Aug 9, 11:15:16
- littletinybill (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 9, 11:00:27
  - 😂 (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Aug 9, 11:11:55
- Worked for me. Thank you LTP! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 9, 10:58:48
  - Probably doing something wrong (General Chat) - CanaryWorf, Aug 9, 14:09:05
    - Do you have a Now TV account already and are you logged in? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 9, 14:11:56
      - I do have an account (General Chat) - CanaryWorf, Aug 9, 14:14:49
        
        Yeah I didn't have any active subscriptions either (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 9, 14:18:25
        
        Will try again (General Chat) - CanaryWorf, Aug 9, 14:27:35
  - And me thanks very much for the tip (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Aug 9, 11:52:51
    - That’s great 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Aug 9, 11:59:42
  - ❤️ (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Aug 9, 11:11:41
So quick poll - optimistic for this season yes or no? (NCFC) - big member, Aug 8, 15:05:33
- Yes, but also acknowledging the first part of the season may be tough (NCFC) - I Am H2O, Aug 8, 20:31:35
  - VMT (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 8, 21:49:09
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 8, 18:53:10
- Not really (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 8, 18:46:31
- Very (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 8, 18:00:45
- What does success look like? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 8, 17:37:24
- Yes, people will leave but new blood will shake the place up (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Aug 8, 17:05:40
- I want to be optimistic, but I worry about our best players leaving (n/m) (NCFC) - Fenwood Lad, Aug 8, 16:52:05
- I am optimistic that this thread will break a 💯 (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 8, 16:47:16
  - There will be anywhere between 1 - 1000 posts on this thread (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Aug 8, 18:10:31
    - This is the 💯 th (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 9, 08:42:05
    - nailed it..... Froth of the barclay (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 21:31:15
    - Lolf (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 20:19:20
    - Haha (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 18:49:58
    - Lolz (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 8, 18:31:00
- Mid table anonymity (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Aug 8, 16:38:51
- Mid table respectability (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Aug 8, 16:35:46
- Do you mean optomistic that I'll still be alive at the end of it? (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 8, 16:19:40
- Not really ... (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 8, 16:18:28
- Yes, but low expecations (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 8, 16:12:31
- Yes (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 8, 16:06:06
- Somewhere between 1st and 24th I reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 16:01:47
- Nah (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 8, 15:43:32
- No (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 8, 15:42:39
- Yeah! If you don’t start the season full of hope what is the point?!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 8, 15:32:45
- Not really. Mid table for me. (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 8, 15:31:24
- I'm optimistic we will see some progress during the season (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 15:29:05
- We were top 6 last year, no reason our new manager can't replicate at least that. (NCFC) - Adster, Aug 8, 15:28:02
  - well we just sold the guy who produced the individual brilliance (NCFC) - big member, Aug 8, 15:31:22
    - Our new Ghanian or Liam Gibbs will step up (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Aug 8, 15:42:45
      - You had me until you said Liam Gibbs (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 15:44:59
- Yes - I rate the coach, think he will get it right if not undermined by sales (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 8, 15:26:52
- I would like to be proved wrong by the way (n/m) (NCFC) - big member, Aug 8, 15:25:15
- Middling. Expecting Farke season one repeat. (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 8, 15:24:34
- It depends. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 15:22:14
  - 🤣 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 15:57:34
  - Wow, what a bold prediction (NCFC) - Adster, Aug 8, 15:30:26
    - Fuck I'm good (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Aug 8, 16:05:48
      - You arnt good.....You were just first to tilt (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:25:08
    - So nobody knows who will be here yet we are meant to make (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 15:46:08
      - Tbf, you've pretty much covered all bases by saying 3rd to 22nd (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 15:47:31
        
        You totally missed the point but thats what thick people do. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 15:53:15
        
        I think you missed the point (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 8, 15:59:38
        
        Isn't it also pretty nailed on we're going to play a lot of new signings (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 16:00:50
        
        Yes (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:03:36
        
        So you have no clue who is coming in or will start but.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:07:07
        
        Why predict 3rd to 22nd then? (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 16:11:24
        
        🤣 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:12:20
        
        Again, it's not asking for a prediction. It's asking for how you feel. (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 8, 16:09:28
        
        I feel fucking Amazing.... because I am not you. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:10:27
        
        What a big baby! 🤣 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:12:49
        
        Fuck I'm good, got all my haterz on froth.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:14:09
        
        People do tend to laugh at idiots saying stupid things yes (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 16:15:49
        
        Do you feel optimisic about the new season or not? (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 8, 16:12:11
        
        He simply won't answer that question (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:14:12
        
        Im simply the best.......better than all the rest.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:15:56
        
        Its a new low tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 8, 16:15:37
        
        Thank you Blubber gump (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:19:59
        
        Nailed it (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 16:15:19
        
        Such a fucking weirdo. (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:16:56
        
        Your tilting on forums and posting your password is totally normal.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:20:57
        
        No-one is asking you to bet your big tv on a final position (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:09:18
        
        You mean like we did in the last pre-season game. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:02:59
        
        It's long odds on that we'll bring in possibly three more players (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 16:09:17
        
        What has the last pre-season game got to do with the squad at the end of the window? (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:07:27
        
        I guess you missed what Hoff said.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:09:42
        
        I'm paying attention to our transfer business. (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:11:52
        
        Details (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:00:12
        
        Fuck I'm dragging in all the hater shlubz. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:03:54
        
        Just the usual laughable horseshit (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:05:52
        
        Irony, sorry you are too stupid to understand complex stuff. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:08:50
        
        You don't understand the question at the start of this thread. That much is clear! (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:10:11
        
        So should I be optimistic about relegation..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:13:02
        
        Evasive gibberish! Such a weirdo. (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:16:01
        
        Better than being a stupid person who doesn't know he is stupid. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:18:00
        
        Massive tilt (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 8, 16:17:02
        
        LOLz exactly.... fuck im good. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:18:55
        
        But (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 8, 16:36:38
        
        Depends...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:40:02
        
        🤣 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:18:38
        
        But you predicted 12th to 1st..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 16:38:36
        
        No... I didn't. (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 16:49:44
        
        LOLz.....I see..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 17:02:23
        
        Last time I checked "top half" 12th to 1st (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 17:04:00
        
        Yes, that's correct - top half does ordinarily mean 12th to 1st (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 17:31:38
        
        and I said 15th to 8th.......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 17:45:02
        
        I'm afraid you're debating in bad faith again (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 17:54:55
        
        Mega projection...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 18:31:29
        
        3rd to 22nd. (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 18:49:22
        
        1st to 12th...... worked a treat (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 8, 20:00:59
- Can't say I'm overly bothered (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 8, 15:18:14
  - i think your wrong about the back 4 (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 8, 15:22:50
    - Not straight away.... but even so people won't give it a chance (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 8, 15:32:05
    - Wouldn’t be surprised to see Fisher ahead of Stacey too (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 8, 15:25:33
      - i understand people say he has had a good pre-season (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 8, 15:41:43
        
        Loz is wrong. 100% Stacey will start the season as first choice RB (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 8, 18:11:48
- I think it will be a mixed bag and we'll finish top half. Not pessimistic though. (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 8, 15:16:19
- Optimistic of progress in medium term, but no expectations of play offs this year. (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 8, 15:14:04
- I am a total sucker for new managers, so yes! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 8, 15:06:17
  - Yea new heroes maybe ?! (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 8, 15:10:15
Some Amankwah Forson highlights here (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 7, 20:28:22
- His name is an anagram of Wank Fan Has Room (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 7, 22:33:47
  - Jumbo has a spray room (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 7, 23:18:06
- Impressive. Very left-footed, but looks the part. (n/m) (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Aug 7, 21:03:52
  - yes he does look impressive but..... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 7, 21:25:39
    - No problem. We (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 7, 21:42:44
      - …’re not playing in stoke on a Tuesday (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 7, 21:43:05
- Lovely stuff (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 7, 20:42:36
- Articles mention Nordsjaelland have held an interest (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 7, 20:34:48
- Looks a really exciting talent … (NCFC) - loz, Aug 7, 20:31:04
  - He wanted brellier, but he’s 20 years too late (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 7, 20:43:40
Blimey, sheep and goat plague in Greece (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 4, 16:58:15
- Cheesus that doesn’t look Gouda- I’m not sure I Brielieve it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 4, 17:33:57
- I love a spot of feta (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Aug 4, 17:19:19
- Ewwee. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 4, 17:03:58
Well done Djokovic (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 4, 16:16:51
- Hopefully he’ll retire now (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Aug 4, 17:01:12
come on Tommy (n/m) (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 4, 16:10:42
- C%%t should be shot (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Aug 4, 16:43:12
  - Bit harsh, he’s only a golfer (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Aug 4, 16:44:10
    - Tbf, golfers should be shot (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Aug 4, 17:05:23
    - Ah, assumed it was Tommy Robinson, as GOBB was bigging him up (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Aug 4, 16:47:00
      - He likes Tommy Fleetwood too (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 4, 16:52:32
      - when was i bigging him up (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 4, 16:49:33
        
        Ah, my bad (Other Sports) - CB41, Aug 4, 17:04:38
        
        if you call that evidence ... (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 4, 17:14:46
        
        Soz (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Aug 4, 17:28:27
        
        Accepted ... no worries (n/m) (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 4, 17:47:58
        
        Fuck off cunt (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 4, 16:52:43
        
        Don’t be so rude, honestly (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 4, 16:56:10
        
        Can’t be polite to everyone (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 4, 17:06:23
        
        Hahahahah (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Aug 4, 17:00:28
        
        Well really (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 4, 17:07:53
        
        If it was Tuesday, you could have waved across the water to me (Other Sports) - CB41, Aug 4, 17:19:26
        
        That sounds nice. Invite me (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Aug 4, 17:10:12
        
        Come round x (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 4, 17:15:23
        
        Post code and house number pls (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Aug 4, 17:32:24
        
        Don’t rise (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 4, 16:52:27
        
        All rise (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Aug 4, 17:44:07
    - its the price of failure (n/m) (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 4, 16:45:58
- That would be epic! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 4, 16:17:03
  - fucked up at 17th (n/m) (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 4, 16:21:24
    - Your fault (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 4, 16:22:35
Robbed of gold in the Skeet Shooting. Needed VAR (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 4, 15:36:38
- Absolute outrage 😡 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 4, 16:17:26
yo, i'm a grandad again (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 3, 20:50:45
- Lovely stuff, many congratulations to you all xx (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 4, 09:23:15
- Congrats Tombs (n/m) (General Chat) - Biggles, Aug 3, 23:07:44
- Yo! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 3, 22:43:47
- Nice one Toombly x (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 3, 22:32:27
- Bloody hell, AGAIN? (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 3, 22:19:33
- Marvellous to hear. You’ll take him to his first game at the carra I shink (General Chat) - Old Man, Aug 3, 22:06:59
- Kudos on the new alarm clock (n/m) (General Chat) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 3, 21:52:36
- cheers all x (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 3, 21:22:37
- wonderful! (General Chat) - dr fanta, Aug 3, 21:20:37
- Lovely news 😊 (n/m) (General Chat) - norwaay, Aug 3, 21:12:44
- Congratulations 👍🍾 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 3, 21:12:17
- Nice. Congratulations. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 3, 20:56:30
- Congrats (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 3, 20:54:58
Knapper needs to have a hell of an August (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 3, 19:22:42
- Post match Oinkun interview at least gives some confidence … (NCFC) - loz, Aug 3, 19:33:43
  - THEY ALWAYS SAY THAT LOZ. IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 3, 22:22:07
- Just said to a friend we will finish 15th (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 3, 19:30:13
I'm OK with the concept of this being a transition season as we adapt to a new style (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 3, 17:04:20
- I think we will do quite well (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 3, 17:51:46
  - How much cash will he have to spend is the worry ?.., (NCFC) - loz, Aug 3, 17:56:11
- We need the players to do it (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 3, 17:16:09
  - Duffy’s contract a millstone (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 3, 17:32:17
    - Surely could have sacked Duffy for gross misconduct (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 3, 17:52:45
      - Is there a precedent for this...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 3, 18:48:12
    - The Duffy/Barnes gamble totally failed (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 3, 17:43:25
    - I think Lungi is a useful squad utility player (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 3, 17:39:22
      - Yes, exactly (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 3, 19:19:27
    - Can see kamara leaving which feels a waste (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 3, 17:32:57
      - Would be a scandal (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 3, 17:36:18
If the consolation of selling Sara is keeping Rowe and Sargent then I'm fine with it (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 3, 09:46:25
- #VMT (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 3, 11:43:00
- This is realistic (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 3, 11:06:12
  - Minus wages, agent and signing on fees we've paid out (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 3, 11:52:23
    - Not really, player contracts are capital expenditure and amortised (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Aug 3, 12:38:03
    - Of course. Have a crack at those & come back to us. (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 3, 12:20:15
- Someone had to be sold - someone of real value (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 3, 10:41:29
  - Away with your realism (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 3, 10:47:36
    - Reeves was a bad one; Sutton sale really got to me too (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 3, 11:32:58
      - Sutton / fox (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 3, 12:05:29
- Do you think we can get Rowe to sign a new deal? (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 3, 09:55:18
  - 1 year with a club option of another year (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 3, 10:10:16
    - Ah I didn’t realise that (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 3, 10:31:37
      - Yep (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 3, 10:34:25
I'm ok with Gabi going. yeah he was a good player but (NCFC) - Razor, Aug 3, 08:46:04
- Players come, players go (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 3, 09:45:16
  - It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 3, 10:48:59
  - Should be obvious. (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 3, 10:43:21
  - With a pair of pinking shears (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 3, 09:59:25
- We have had better midfielders? Interested to know who they are in recent years (NCFC) - WalksietheReturn, Aug 3, 09:37:57
  - Madders, Buendia, skipp (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 3, 09:40:25
    - Buendia is a winger…. (NCFC) - WalksietheReturn, Aug 3, 09:53:58
      - A winger is still a midfielder (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 3, 12:49:01
- Very little money will go on new players and some already spent. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 3, 08:47:28
  - i suspect the money for Chrisene & Córdoba ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 3, 09:10:21
    - Don’t forget we sold Tzolis and got a sell on (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 3, 09:15:00
  - Do you know something, or have you made that up? (n/m) (NCFC) - Razor, Aug 3, 08:48:54
    - It'll be based on the fact... (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 3, 10:21:17
    - It’s based on (NCFC) - Chair_of_the_Bored, Aug 3, 09:03:28
    - Pink Un article is clear (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Aug 3, 08:56:22
      - Agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 3, 08:58:14
      - Yes, I think so too - sub £5m though (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 3, 08:57:32
    - I would suggest it’s an educated guess… (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 3, 08:52:21
      - Even if 50% get used for another couple of players, then that's no bad (NCFC) - Razor, Aug 3, 08:57:15
        
        Yes, I think we’ll spend £5m or so (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 3, 08:58:39
      - Exactly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 3, 08:55:53
Bryony Page (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 3, 00:09:19
- Absolutely loved her reaction and emotion afterwards, now THAT is what it’s all about (n/m) (Other Sports) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 3, 08:54:20
  - Vimto, was fantastic and made me cry (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Aug 3, 09:12:13
    - Jumbo blub (for me as well Clive)! (Other Sports) - JD3, Aug 3, 11:22:43
    - Girl (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 3, 10:49:50
      - As someone (can’t remember who!) said (Other Sports) - Cellophane Flowers, Aug 3, 11:22:07
£20m Gala bid for Sara (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 2, 20:50:57
- FUCK 😡😡😡 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 2, 22:08:46
  - Vmt 😢 (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 2, 22:17:19
- "expected to depart CR this summer" (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 2, 21:18:53
  - The Delia (aka selfish cow) effect (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 2, 21:26:13
    - Steady on Jim, save some self-entitlement for the rest of the transfer window (n/m) (NCFC) - NxNW, Aug 2, 21:30:10
      - Norwich now have a wealthy owner (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 2, 21:32:39
        
        He’s not been allowed to become owner (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 3, 08:35:46
        
        Wealthy co owner which is very different to wealthy owner … (NCFC) - loz, Aug 2, 21:49:59
        
        Petty point-scoring about definitions changes nothing (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 2, 22:09:32
        
        He doesn’t own the majority of shares he has a joint majority holding … (NCFC) - loz, Aug 2, 22:14:26
        
        The voting shares are equally shared (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 2, 22:16:06
        
        What are you on about? (NCFC) - Chair_of_the_Bored, Aug 2, 21:35:44
    - FFP also a factor … (NCFC) - loz, Aug 2, 21:29:38
- Word on the street (Pinkun) was we wanted 20m minimum (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 2, 21:09:54
  - Bidding war would be nice (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 2, 21:18:10
    - You do love a bidding war (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 2, 21:22:43
  - No it won’t. Selling good players for decent money is not a skill and (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 2, 21:16:31
    - You'd prefer selling good players for shite money, then? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Aug 2, 21:46:53
      - That appears to be what we are doing (NCFC) - Chair_of_the_Bored, Aug 2, 21:49:52
    - Selling good players that we identified and purchased for a much smaller price (NCFC) - norwaay, Aug 2, 21:26:37
      - Yep well done Webber 👏 (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 2, 21:50:48
        
        I think you need to take a look at the net position (NCFC) - Chair_of_the_Bored, Aug 2, 21:52:31
    - But why do you refuse to accept that it is a normal part of football? (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 2, 21:20:14
- Would be very sad to see him go but not a terrible (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 2, 21:03:49
  - From a player/team perspective it absolutely would (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 2, 21:27:58
  - Offer your fancy knapper could get a couple (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 2, 21:04:00
- Come back when you make a serious offer (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 2, 20:59:09
- Bingo! (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 2, 20:53:49
Just an elephant playing the drums (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 2, 19:54:26
- I never knew Wayne Rooney was musical.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 2, 20:17:11
- Jumbo2 (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 2, 20:13:06
- 🐘🥰 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 2, 20:13:06
- Aww that is lovely! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 2, 20:00:13
loving the mixed boxing at this lympix (Other Sports) - Real Man, Aug 2, 17:26:00
- After seeing all that down there v v v v v peeps seem to be missing PK Canary, (n/m) (Other Sports) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 2, 20:05:08
- Cheers JK Rowling (n/m) (Other Sports) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 2, 19:55:59
  - ^^^^ misogynist..... clearly hates real women.... (Other Sports) - usacanary, Aug 2, 20:19:48
    - wut? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 2, 20:52:25
- Really tricky one this. (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 19:01:32
  - Has she been tested though? (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 2, 19:35:52
    - "usual suspects" (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 20:08:36
      - It doesn’t contradict the IOC statement (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 2, 20:17:09
    - Interesting stuff (n/m) (Other Sports) - jamesward, Aug 2, 20:03:16
    - Well, well, well. (n/m) (Other Sports) - norwaay, Aug 2, 20:00:15
  - It's not tricky at all (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 19:24:14
    - It’s a tough one because it’s being weaponised by transphobes. (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 19:31:34
      - "as a post-graduate biologist, I find it hard to see the advantage she has" (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 19:42:53
        
        She may well be a biological male (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 2, 19:49:21
        
        There's no IOC test because as I understand the IOC rules (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 19:53:56
        
        The IBA President claimed there had been a test (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 2, 20:02:08
        
        No need to be rude. (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 19:47:57
        
        The Court of Arbitration in Sport set out the advantages in the Semanya case (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 19:59:06
        
        Samanya (sic) had a different condition. (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 20:09:57
        
        the point is that intersex athletes shouldn't compete against women (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 20:12:39
        
        I think SCC agrees with that; his point is that there's insufficient evidence that these (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 20:14:46
        
        whooops - that these two boxers are intersex (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 20:15:48
        
        but they dont want them tested for some reason (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 20:17:22
        
        Who doesn’t want them tested? (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 2, 20:18:38
        
        Those who wont accept a cheek swab test (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 20:19:49
        
        I don’t think anyone is denying that she has XY chromosomes. (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 20:24:25
        
        Actually I think that's not clear yet (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 20:29:18
        
        Personally, I agree XY should be the line. (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 20:38:01
        
        Thank you, you too (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 20:46:41
        
        yeah good night. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 20:25:23
        
        Not sure what I’ve done to offend you. (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 20:29:03
        
        I'm sorry if I have offended you. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 20:32:30
        
        I agree with that as a general proposition (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 20:47:56
        
        SD tried engaging you in a grown up discussion. (Other Sports) - norwaay, Aug 2, 20:35:55
        
        doesnt change the facts (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 20:37:35
        
        Which are clearly not entirely established. (Other Sports) - norwaay, Aug 2, 20:41:04
        
        ha ha (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 20:41:52
        
        You have been courteous SD (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 20:29:55
        
        Cheers OG. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 20:42:31
        
        Agree (Other Sports) - norwaay, Aug 2, 20:36:30
        
        you are not really a biologist, are you? (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 19:49:55
        
        Sheffield University (2:1), followed by King’s College. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 19:52:11
      - This is how she presents herself in normal life (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 19:33:31
        
        I don’t see the relevance. (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 19:43:02
        
        The issue is that she doesnt present as a woman. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 19:47:28
        
        What’s been documented? (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 2, 19:50:49
        
        Her banning from competition. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 19:52:00
        
        We know she was banned after beating a Russian (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 2, 19:53:53
        
        probably the document it was written on? (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 19:55:25
        
        Which nobody has seen 👍 (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 2, 20:04:18
        
        She could always clear it up with a cheek swab test, of course (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 19:54:59
        
        I don’t think this is a helpful attitude (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 2, 20:06:08
        
        isnt (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 19:47:43
        
        Weight really not relevant (Other Sports) - Old Git, Aug 2, 19:46:40
        
        See my reply to your other post. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 19:50:16
  - quite right. But Imane shouldn't be boxing females. (Other Sports) - shoddy, Aug 2, 19:05:04
    - As I say, really tricky. (Other Sports) - Snakepit Divorcee, Aug 2, 19:07:46
- But it says it on their passports for goodness sake! I mean, what more proof is needed?! (n/m) (Other Sports) - paulg, Aug 2, 17:30:39
  - perhaps we need a third section (Other Sports) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 2, 18:07:36
    - What are your thoughts on the Mixed Relays real man? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Aug 2, 18:26:40
      - Loving anything showing birds men is physically superior m8 (Other Sports) - Real Man, Aug 2, 18:29:54
        
        I see (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Aug 2, 19:30:44
        
        lolf (n/m) (Other Sports) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 2, 20:02:47
Rowing is horribly elitist (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 2, 11:37:53
- Paid for by the poor Tax, known as the Lottery..... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 2, 16:47:35
  - The lottery is a tax on the stupid, not the poor (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 2, 17:11:40
    - OK, the poor and stupid..... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 2, 17:15:09
      - FWIW though, not every Lottery player is stupid, a few are incredibly smart. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 2, 20:04:19
        
        Walter White is one example..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 2, 20:06:03
- Oh well (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 2, 13:41:51
- In life you can be bitter about others having things you don’t (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 2, 13:19:56
- A huge amount of sports are elitist (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Aug 2, 12:34:08
  - Surely all competitions are 'elitist' by their very nature? (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 2, 15:22:14
- All GB medallists very Middle Class so far (n/m) (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 2, 11:45:04
  - pull you're finger out workers (n/m) (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 2, 15:30:02
  - Thank God for the private schools (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 2, 15:19:44
  - Thank goodness for elites (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 2, 12:53:14
  - Except of course for Leeds lad Tom Pidcock and BMX Kieran Reilly (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Aug 2, 12:52:28
    - Beth Shriever in BMX does a great interview too. Hope she bags gold. (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Aug 2, 12:56:17
  - you can blame the tories ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 2, 12:23:26
  - Should be banned IMO (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 2, 12:13:43
  - #Rowersdontriot (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 2, 11:46:56
This is such a great story from the Limpics (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 31, 20:19:52
- Talking of being old, there will not be another Olympics in the European time zone (Other Sports) - watfordcanary, Jul 31, 21:31:16
Can't believe they were swimming in the river in Paris (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 31, 18:17:07
- haha That's BMXellent! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Bristol Graham, Jul 31, 21:35:35
  - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 31, 23:54:07
- Ben, please make some IT pens changes (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 31, 20:15:07
  - Harsh (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Jul 31, 23:53:38
lovely old military pension increase cheers sk starmer (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 30, 20:48:45
- 11m OAPs, (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 30, 21:22:58
  - 478k military pensioners (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 30, 21:24:35
    - spoke to a doctor up the n&n today re their pay rise (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 30, 21:37:59
      - My boy is pretty chuffed (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 30, 22:03:22
        
        largest payrise in 22+ years (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 30, 22:11:36
    - Cyclists allowance (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 30, 21:26:37
- Do you get more if you have extra medals? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 30, 20:56:45
- lol 🎣 (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 30, 20:50:08
  - 🫡 (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 30, 20:50:45
Bet she gets stiff sentence (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 29, 20:43:28
no heating this winter (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 29, 16:19:56
- still got a big bag of logslogslogs from lat winter (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 17:27:33
  - "last" oh yeah, forgot ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 17:30:40
- A shameful legacy left by the incompetent Tories (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Jul 29, 16:50:11
  - no lets be clear ... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 29, 16:52:28
    - They’ve means-tested a benefit, GOBB (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 29, 17:07:44
      - Indeed. Fair enough really. More should probably be means tested (General Chat) - jamesward, Jul 29, 17:13:28
        
        Child benefit is means tested (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 29, 17:43:43
        
        Just checked. Partially (General Chat) - jamesward, Jul 29, 17:44:16
        
        why would anyone who earns over 60k ask for handouts for child benefit? (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 29, 17:56:46
        
        It’s a universal benefit theoretically (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 29, 18:06:58
        
        Child benefit is means tested (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 29, 17:40:18
        
        For some if them there’s apparently an argument that it costs more to administer (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 29, 17:15:24
        
        In these days of AI and super computers (General Chat) - jamesward, Jul 29, 17:17:04
- Or wealthy boomers will have to pay the same as everyone else (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 16:44:49
  - twat (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 29, 16:45:59
    - Charming (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 16:53:09
- ⬆️ Tory tears (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Jul 29, 16:24:51
  - ^^^ Labour calous indifference^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 29, 16:45:18
    - Those that need it will still get it (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Jul 29, 16:46:56
      - and their will be a large group of pensioners .... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 29, 16:54:10
        
        No different to Tory’s neglecting the needy in society for 14 years tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Jul 29, 16:58:27
        
        whataboutary .... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 29, 17:00:44
        
        Oct 30th will be fun (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 29, 16:59:29
        
        Excellent news that Public sector get decent pay rises … (General Chat) - loz, Jul 29, 17:02:04
        
        Time to axe those superannuation pensions (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 29, 17:47:34
        
        great idea but will never happen.... (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 29, 18:35:14
        
        Yes sadly it won’t happen (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 29, 18:37:15
Oh Huw. (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 16:17:12
- Disappointed lol (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 19:07:15
  - If I had to bet on someone on here having a criminal record… (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 19:23:36
    - bwod (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jul 29, 20:53:36
- You sound surprised that he is a disgusting seedy old man (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 29, 18:38:42
  - Until this story broke, I liked him (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 18:56:18
    - I think we all did, which makes it more disappointing (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 29, 18:59:31
- Oh the BBC........ (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 17:47:19
- well we know what he did (General Chat) - CWC, Jul 29, 17:46:53
  - Ah yeah - I had forgotten the details (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 19:23:05
  - There's so many tv personality scandals I forgot what each one did! (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jul 29, 18:54:49
- Why did he leave the beeb in the first place? Was it because of this? (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Jul 29, 17:04:40
- Oh no bloody hell (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 29, 17:04:00
These oilyimpic divers are amazing x (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 29, 10:52:18
- Why was the skateboarding called off because of rain? Can skateboard in the rain shirley. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 11:25:11
  - Increased injury risk apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jul 29, 12:10:59
    - Not that I wish anyone injured but isn't that the point of watching it? Like Ski Sunday. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 12:41:38
      - Sickening crash in the ladies mountain biking yesterday (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 13:04:05
        
        Just checked, shes's ok battered and bruised but smiling! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 29, 13:42:29
      - And Grand prix, you don’t want anyone hurt (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jul 29, 12:44:20
        
        Absolutely. Add the old Snowboarding to ze list too. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 12:45:40
  - Forgot their anoraks? (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 29, 12:04:30
    - Cagoules. Bring back Cagoules, that would solve many a problem. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 29, 12:10:16
- utterly unwatchable joke of a sport (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 11:18:14
  - POTD (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 29, 13:58:02
  - While we're at it, what are all these different swimming strokes about? (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 12:19:56
    - agree, they should call it freestyle or something (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jul 29, 21:04:29
    - Then they end up shooting their gf in the bathroom though (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 29, 13:27:53
    - Different strokes for different folks (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 12:58:47
      - Do you swing to Olympic standards? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 13:02:00
        
        Come round (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 29, 13:05:59
  - Fair point x (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 29, 12:03:13
  - Apart from that did you enjoy it? (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jul 29, 11:52:20
    - couldn't watch it, jetwashed the patio instead. very satisfying (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 12:00:09
      - Fair enough, the olympics has enough for everyone to find something to enjoy (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jul 29, 12:08:41
      - ^^^ got a gold 🥇 in the patio jetwashing 💦 event btw (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 12:03:28
        
        Theres an Olympic event that brits would batter the world at (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 29, 12:07:42
        
        we would be permanent world champions in the lame arsed sweeping generalisation event (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 14:37:20
        
        Queuing (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 29, 14:09:14
        
        Blaming cyclists for all road issues in their manslaughter vehicles (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 14:21:51
        
        Letting their dogs shit on the pavement (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 29, 12:24:40
  - Are you okay, mate? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 29, 11:34:40
    - yep, how bout you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 11:51:31
- Chinese off the scale (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Jul 29, 11:11:22
  - Yeah- close to perfection as it gets x (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 29, 12:03:42
Team needs to be significantly better than last season. Is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jul 27, 08:36:59
- Its Farke MK II (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 27, 11:23:39
  - We might have to sell Madison then.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 27, 12:03:47
- Based on 3 mins highlights from last night (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 27, 11:07:52
  - Data based analysis - you are on trend. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Jul 27, 11:29:55
    - Based on 46+ games last season... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 27, 11:55:09
- It’s much weaker I’d say especially with Barnes and sarge missing (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 27, 10:32:50
  - And Gunn (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jul 27, 10:49:14
- Early days and a long way to go. Too many unknowns at the moment. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Jul 27, 09:50:17
- At risk of being a bit fuck off Selwyns about things… (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Jul 27, 09:07:54
  - Scum didn’t spend much last season did they? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 27, 09:28:50
    - I think you are totally downplaying their quality. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 27, 12:02:00
      - Norwich 2018/19 (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Jul 27, 19:52:30
    - Yep, true. (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Jul 27, 09:57:29
      - Quite right. If it was easy or even fairly achievable, everyone would be doing it (NCFC) - jAC, Jul 27, 13:38:39
      - Did we have a shot on ghoul 2nd half? (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Jul 27, 10:02:05
  - I did mention that... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 27, 09:21:02
    - Yes agree (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 27, 10:11:06
      - All true but even if they wanted to they can’t this summer … (NCFC) - loz, Jul 27, 10:16:02
    - Vmt (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Jul 27, 09:48:09
- I don't think we know yet. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 27, 09:05:49
  - Your point about transfer dealings is solid … (NCFC) - loz, Jul 27, 10:24:54
  - When people start a sentence by saying ‘I am going to be honest’ (NCFC) - Bertie Russell, Jul 27, 09:46:40
    - It means... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 27, 11:52:09
Yesterday match highlights (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Jul 27, 07:33:36
- Wow, Sainz won’t play that badly again! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 27, 09:27:10
100 comp could really do with a close match, been a bit meh so far. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 19:30:26
- "scuse me, would you pop this "meerkat match hero" baseball cap on and do a tv interview?" (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 25, 20:49:21
  - empty ground too. its an abject failure. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 25, 21:15:02
  - It is all horribly contrived isn't it. Never quite understand why they came up with it... (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 20:55:19
    - Wasn’t it just to bring franchise cricket to the UK? (n/m) (Other Sports) - SimonOTBC, Jul 25, 21:12:51
    - maybe to appeal to the yooot? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 25, 21:00:34
      - Saddens me the yoof of today may never realise the pure joy of TMS. No patience. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 21:05:42
- The hundred is pants (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 25, 20:03:38
  - But it is Cricket, almost. Thankfully Test Cricket back tomorrow, yippee! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 20:05:08
    - True (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 25, 20:11:52
      - lolf, fair analogy. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 20:16:28
- Bairstow has such an aura. Some cricketer. (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 25, 19:46:15
  - Kncok these runs off on his own. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 19:53:19
    - Yup, that saw to him. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 20:25:04
- The most entertaining part (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 25, 19:39:30
  - Ha ha!!!!!# (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 19:43:04
- Go Wales! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cardiff Canary, Jul 25, 19:37:09
  - Seem well in charge of this one. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 19:43:40
NBBTTT. I haven't had a drop of alcohol since England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 lost the final (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Jul 25, 19:16:49
- Yesterday (General Chat) - jamesward, Jul 25, 21:07:11
- That makes me ashamed to admit (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Jul 25, 20:21:02
  - Very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Jul 25, 20:28:39
- I had a dram last night (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 25, 20:02:28
  - Yeah,I feel like sh it most of the time now but my liver is ok apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 25, 20:43:33
- good work Crispy - I bet you feel better (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 25, 19:28:34
- Only the England footy team can drive a man to sobriety. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 19:27:47