also the repetitive nausea of the three syllable drawn out team name...

liv-er-pool, liv-er-pool, liv-er-pool...

ev-er-ton, ev-er-ton, ev-er-ton...

ars-er-nal, ars-er-nal, ars-er-nal...

f**k-right-off, f**k-right-off, f**k-right-off...

Posted By: Tombs on February 16th 2026 at 12:16:15

Message Thread

We love you footballer, we do. Oh footballer we love you. (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Feb 16, 11:15:32
- We’ve got Ali Ali Ali Ahmed on the wing, on the wing (n/m) (NCFC) - Fenwood Lad, Feb 16, 13:23:36
- Send the ref to Millwall (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellowbeds, Feb 16, 13:06:12
- No one sticks the ball in the Ipswich net anymore either. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Feb 16, 12:30:45
  - Arthur Fuck, of Norwich? (NCFC) - APB, Feb 16, 12:44:35
    - Good times with that song! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Feb 16, 13:00:55
  - Or wears a magic hat (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:40:42
    - Yes! Or a wankers hat in a couple of cases (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Feb 16, 13:01:13
- Oh we hate [name of club], we hate [name of club], we hate [name of club] (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:08:51
  - also the repetitive nausea of the three syllable drawn out team name... (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 16, 12:16:15
    - That’s Liverbore’s only chant (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 16, 12:26:43
      - Likewise, name a good Man City song. We’ll be here a while. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Feb 16, 12:31:45
        
        Feed The Goat? (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Feb 16, 13:07:01
        
        They had quite a good one about Ballotelli (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:40:13
        
        Blue Moon?! Well I like it. Plus Maine Road used to have a great atmosphere (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 16, 12:40:07
        
        They had a good Kinkladze song (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 16, 12:41:44
        
        He was a player (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Feb 16, 14:25:19
- Sloop John B seems to have gone out of fashion (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:06:27
  - Not heard that old 80s favourite (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Feb 16, 12:34:50
  - I knew you’d say that, I knew you’d say thaaaaaaat (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:13:36
    - ^^ below APB, below APBeeeeeeeeee (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:15:30
      - I’m posting like this, I’m posting like this (NCFC) - APB, Feb 16, 12:17:45
        
        What happened to him, what happened to hiiiiiimmmm? (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:20:08
        
        his fucking head fell off, his fucking head fell off, his fucking head fell off... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 16, 12:23:38
        
        I’m not sure it did, I’m not sure it did (NCFC) - APB, Feb 16, 12:26:25
        
        Dunt scan. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Feb 16, 12:26:06
  - Dunno. Were singing One Of Our Own for Liam (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Feb 16, 12:12:16
    - Gibbs on Saturday. (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Feb 16, 12:13:07
      - That song never dies, that song never diiiieeeeees (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:14:43
        
        You know what you are (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Feb 16, 12:16:49
      - Isn't it Liam Gibbs is one of us, he hates Ipswich? (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 16, 12:14:02
        
        Yes but that sang one of our own on Saturday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Feb 16, 12:16:19
        
        I blame that on the number of casuals in the crowd (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 16, 12:17:35
  - Thank fuck for that, thank fuck for that (NCFC) - APB, Feb 16, 12:09:18
    - Yebbut "Oh Sammy Clingan, it could have been you" (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Feb 16, 12:26:45
      - I bloody loved that game. That chant. (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 16, 13:45:56
- "Attack, Attack... Attack Attack, Attack" was always one of my favourites. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 16, 11:50:09
  - No-one ever chanted 'defend, defend, defend' when clinging on (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 16, 11:52:58
    - But they do chant “Deee-fence” in American football (NCFC) - APB, Feb 16, 12:05:34
      - same in Basketball. Very weird. (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 16, 13:45:07
    - “We shall not, we shall not be moved” (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:04:28
    - Nerves strike us mute! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 16, 11:54:20
- 'Sing up the River End'. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 16, 11:36:54
  - is this a libree? (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 16, 11:38:39
    - When we sang that at Oxford the other day… (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Feb 16, 11:39:20
      - lolz (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 16, 11:43:31
- Here we go, here we go, here we go... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 16, 11:35:44
  - Down to Hughes TV & Audio? (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 16, 14:16:58
- You're going home in a Norfolk ambulance (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Feb 16, 11:30:04
  - You're going in the river (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 16, 11:36:41
    - You’ll never make the station! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:02:47
    - You’re gonna get what Jimmy Rimmer got! (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Feb 16, 11:37:28
      - About £8 in 2p pieces? (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Feb 16, 14:18:02
      - He shot, he missed, he must be fucking pissed (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 16, 11:45:05
- We thought you were shit, we were right, we were right (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Feb 16, 11:29:03
- 2-4-6-8 Who do we appreciate? (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Feb 16, 11:27:56
- Every Boney M song is a football chant. FACT. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Feb 16, 11:21:37
  - Sloop John B (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Feb 16, 12:10:57
  - What’s the tune for that one? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 12:03:13
    - Sloop John B (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Feb 16, 12:11:07
- 1-0, 1-0, 1-0! 1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 16, 11:21:29
  - Robert Fleck, Robert Fleck, Robert Fleck. Robert Fleck,Robert Fleck,Robert Fleeeeeck (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 16, 11:23:18
    - score in a minute, we're gonna score in a minute (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 16, 11:27:39
      - We're going to Wembley, we're going to Wembley, you're not, you're not (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 16, 11:36:06
        
        Score, Norwich score, once you get one you'll get more (NCFC) - jamesward, Feb 16, 11:39:48
        
        ***** city/rovers/united/wanderers/etc by far the greatest team the world has ever seen... (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 16, 11:46:35

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