Seriously Meggers...

... your profile says you're a trainer. Now, presuming you aren't a running shoe, what sort of training ? Chalk and talk ? Distance learning ?

I'm looking for work in that sort of area (preferably e-learning). Know of any vacancies ?

Anyone ?

Posted By: Arganth on July 31st 2009 at 09:47:40

Message Thread

So, say you knew someone had bought hash cakes into the office yestdee (General Chat) - megson, Jul 31, 09:00:57
- I keep a diary for this sort of stuff (General Chat) - pants, Jul 31, 11:51:24
  - grass! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 12:15:41
    - self preservation (General Chat) - pants, Jul 31, 12:19:25
      - I think you have just been whooshed! ;o) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 12:25:54
- Cheers guys, interesting mix of views, off my high horse now, lifes too short! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 31, 09:43:28
  - It's very hard being inbetween your boss (General Chat) - pants, Jul 31, 11:57:24
    - I think it's simply down to how well you are respected (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 12:03:26
  - Seriously Meggers... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 31, 09:47:40
    - Try jafski S - he does recruitment (though mainly in engineering) but does have contacts (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 31, 10:27:20
    - In house for an insurance broker, not a training company so can't really help (General Chat) - megson, Jul 31, 10:18:27
    - nope (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 09:49:13
    - he's usain bolt's left shoe (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:48:32
      - Useful to know, thank you for your input. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 31, 09:49:42
  - particularly for a baby in a pram mowed down by a drug addled loon (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 31, 09:45:43
    - he's right y'know ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 31, 09:49:18
      - tombs has already told me off for getting into cars with people over the limit or high (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 31, 09:52:26
        
        yes (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 31, 09:57:39
  - relax and concentrate (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 09:44:54
    - tbf wrathing would cost his company more than hash cakes (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:46:04
- Could you not have confiscated them and given them to me? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 31, 09:34:37
- now't wrong with the hash cakes (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 31, 09:29:01
  - I once made hash brownies at uni, me and my friend put a half ounce of grated dirt in the (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 31, 09:36:47
    - I saw my mate so monged out once that he was talking to the newsreader on tv, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 31, 09:53:13
      - i used to have this habit of taking e's down the nasty arse student union getting bored (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 31, 10:35:15
    - my word ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 31, 09:45:30
- you can condone it and be as much a twat as him (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 31, 09:25:30
  - It's just irresponsible to do something like that at work, unless you work in advertising (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 31, 09:30:17
    - have you got a link to that ad please? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 31, 09:32:13
      - Yes and here's a little hint (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 31, 09:45:36
- Does this guy report into you? If so I'd pull him aside and call him a stupid cunt and (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 31, 09:25:00
  - then you would confiscate them and eat them in your own (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 09:27:17
- I would have squealed to the.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 09:24:34
  - why the fuck would they be interested? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:25:29
    - yes, he's a Police Officer (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 09:26:09
      - his profile says trainer (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:27:18
- Are you senior to whoever it was that brought them in? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 09:20:59
  - Yeah but if you manage people you need to have a line and whether or not you find (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 31, 09:27:15
    - yeah if you're in charge it is (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:33:31
  - Nope, same level. I'll have a chat, it's him i'm concerned about (General Chat) - megson, Jul 31, 09:25:28
    - Totally agree. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 31, 09:32:38
    - Quiet word then: If you let that happen again you're even more of a twat thank I suspect y (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 09:31:41
      - That should have been in quotes. That's not me saying that to you ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 09:32:43
        
        I got that! Thanks, good advice (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 31, 09:43:06
- sack them all and employ a team of hobbits (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 31, 09:11:30
  - I'm not looking for work btw (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 31, 09:11:53
    - come on jamie....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:16:08
      - Go for it. the dream is alive! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 31, 09:21:06
        
        excellent........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:23:59
        
        whereabouts would you do it? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 31, 09:36:57
        
        would fancy........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:40:20
        
        totally agree with you there chelts (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 31, 09:51:05
        
        fuck 'em all, lets fucking do it!!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:53:02
        
        haha! I was waiting for you to put that in! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 31, 09:54:28
        
        yo! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 10:00:13
        
        wahoo I'm in, this could be as big as the City Kitty!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 09:54:10
        
        ahhhhhhh...... ncfc4life's and my "1st investor"...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:57:37
        
        good business that. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 31, 10:04:58
        
        There's a few wrecks off Somalia at the mo... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 31, 09:41:59
        
        emerging....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:49:28
        
        Tropical Island - where the drink comes from (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 09:38:36
        
        Reepham. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 31, 09:38:05
    - Depending on what you do, I am. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 31, 09:15:36
- the guy sounds like a prick (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 09:09:35
  - that's 90% of office workers (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:13:34
    - thats true (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 09:15:23
- dunt worry about it (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 09:07:10
  - yeah it's not exactly on the scale of (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:09:00
    - tis true (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 31, 09:11:14
    - thats true (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 09:10:23
- in my workplace, they would be drug tested arrested and summarily dismissed (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Jul 31, 09:06:01
  - in my workplace...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:07:30
- What's wrong with corned beef? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 09:04:12
  - Mmm corned beef hash........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:06:16
- keep schtum..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:03:12
  - I reckon that's the likely outcome. Its just impossible to place those actions against (General Chat) - megson, Jul 31, 09:16:14
    - is this a wind up? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:17:22
      - scc....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:19:54
        
        people need to chill out a bit! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:23:22
        
        I'm with chelts on this (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 09:29:20
        
        grass (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:29:58
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 09:31:09
        
        shameful (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:31:28
        
        lawful. moral. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:33:37
        
        nazi more like (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:34:22
        
        if i did..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:35:38
        
        yeah, take a hash cake!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 31, 09:28:34
        
        why should...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:26:49
        
        how can you compare hash cakes with stealing? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:28:56
        
        "how can you compare hash cakes with stealing?" (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:31:13
        
        fine with authority and the office (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:32:18
        
        but...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:34:27
        
        megson is thinking over whether to do something (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:38:03
- why would you do anything? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:02:59
  - err...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:03:57
    - he didn't say the team leader brought them in (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:06:42
      - .... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:09:13
        
        yeah he just said he was involved (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:11:25
        
        ffs...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:14:26
        
        he's trolling. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 31, 09:16:40
        
        nope (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:18:00
        
        megson defo on a wind up (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:20:17
        
        thats true (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 09:16:32
        
        no it's not (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:17:46
        
        yeah you did (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:16:04
        
        i stand corrected! apologies. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:17:49
        
        thats true (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 09:20:03
        
        well that involves grassing (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:18:52
        
        "grassing"??? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:22:48
        
        over some hash cakes? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:24:26
        
        you dont see it do you? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:29:38
        
        why isn't he fit to do the job cos of a few hash cakes? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:31:06
        
        fuck you arse wipe........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:33:14
        
        so now you're thratening violence (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:35:33
        
        i didnt threaten...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:36:47
        
        i'm going to tell the police on you (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:38:54
        
        tell them then...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:42:01
        
        i'll book the appointment then (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:42:49
        
        you're welcome..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:50:19
        
        i bet you were a prefect at school buddy (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:53:10
        
        nope...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:55:46
        
        ok pal (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 09:56:56
        
        you're lucky...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 09:58:52
        
        sure am chumster (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 10:12:43
        
        sure you can..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 10:23:31
        
        i said chumster (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 10:28:21
        
        either way..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 10:34:42
        
        ok old boy (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 10:41:22
        
        . (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 10:47:45
        
        we certainly do sweet cheeks (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 31, 10:52:38
        
        good (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 31, 11:00:38
        
        they couldn't pay me enough to do his job. Literally. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 31, 09:26:56
- It's a bit irresponsible (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 31, 09:02:47
  - indeed, and any outside of work environment i'd have been straight in there (General Chat) - megson, Jul 31, 09:13:19
    - to be honest if the police are are anything like they are round here, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 31, 09:20:12

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