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Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life

Don't know why the Killers have never released this one as a single... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 23:02:39
surprise surprsie, football over protects rooney as usual (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 23, 23:01:53
- 2 yellow cards = 1 game ban (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 23, 23:36:35
  - and both offences only warranted a yellow card (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 24, 00:26:33
- yeah tugging shorts and throwing a ball hard (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 23:15:47
Following on from the Lady Gaga post below... (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 23, 22:36:38
- I've just listened to it and yes i can hear that. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 22:41:54
  - Even though it's probably not what she's saying... (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 23, 22:50:19
- No, i have never heard that, but i think others have commented that they have. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 22:38:07
FAO Fierce Panda. Whats your problem? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 22:25:59
Reserves tonight (NCFC) - greencanary, Mar 23, 22:08:18
latitude festival headliners are: (General Chat) - roland rat, Mar 23, 21:21:32
- One for the ladyboys (n/m) (General Chat) - Duke Of Cock, Mar 23, 23:02:57
- that's really quite shit, isn't it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 22:17:08
- :( (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 21:44:49
  - does look pretty wank dunni (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:46:29
    - gutted....... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 21:46:49
      - What's the reaction been on shitter? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:49:13
        
        I'm a Twiterrererrer its the new bookface dont you know (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 23, 21:53:40
        
        feck knows pantalons (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 21:51:02
        
        3 acts Tombs... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 21:52:03
        
        noooooo (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 21:54:03
        
        Dunno what an undercard is... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 22:00:00
        
        mebbe so (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 22:05:14
        
        I stayed in an awful hotel once, in the morning they stole my towels (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 22:46:14
        
        Swan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 22:07:12
        
        fuck em (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 22:11:37
        
        It has looked a real promising festival over recent years (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:51:44
        
        i was afraid i'd missed the boat and this year it would sell out (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 21:53:17
    - t (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:46:39
- Aside from Nick Cave well unimpressed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 21:36:49
  - That festival looks a shambles (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:47:18
    - Plenty of time to make amends as there's a fair foo stages... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 21:50:57
      - And Grace Fucking Jones to cement the 80s wank too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 21:53:14
      - i know someone (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:53:12
  - And really cannot stand Grace Jones... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 21:39:12
    - la vies en rose...... (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Mar 23, 22:25:38
    - Is she that old, dark, black woman with the physique of a geezer? (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:41:13
      - dark, black (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Mar 23, 21:54:41
- Seems like a good enough excuse to go to V (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 23, 21:36:45
- She never told you that did she jimbo? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:28:38
  - What are you talking about? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:34:33
  - who and what? (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Mar 23, 21:31:46
    - scroll down (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:32:44
      - and? what am i looking for? cant see owt (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Mar 23, 21:35:12
        
        nowt (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:37:40
        
        your right.. awful (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Mar 23, 21:40:08
      - pants have you been on the scrumpy again? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 21:34:27
With Ben being given the chance to ask some question of our glorious leader (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 21:07:56
- My questions for Doncaster (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Mar 23, 22:49:58
  - Or how about (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Mar 23, 22:52:19
- What is Creo's name so we know what his Q was? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:10:44
  - just look for the question Doomie fails to answer... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 22:16:20
    - That's him (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 23, 22:19:43
Now i don't normally like dance music but i can't get this bloody song out of my head... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:04:14
- GAY (n/m) (General Chat) - Duke Of Cock, Mar 23, 22:38:57
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 23:58:22
- me neither - its strangely catchy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 23, 21:18:53
- Lady Gaga (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 23, 21:13:00
  - Would you "poke her face"? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:16:41
    - Not even with yours (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 23, 21:51:10
Jameela Jamil, thats her, the T4 presenter i like. Thanks for the links. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 20:48:37
- Can you post a link of this woman please (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:09:28
  - Here she be.... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:12:01
    - Ah yes - I like that. Sultry. (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:12:42
      - Yes, sultry, exactly how i would describe her.... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:15:47
        
        Yes - Sri Lankan / Indian - that neck of the woods. She prob on Wikipedia. (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:19:28
- No thanks. Too caucasian for my liking (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:54:32
  - You like them black hey boy? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:04:48
    - You've got a real weird thing going on when it comes to skin colour... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 21:47:01
    - Message deleted* (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 21:13:30
    - This thread is only going to go one way. *Averting eyes now*... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 23, 21:07:10
      - I wish squiz was online (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:17:50
      - No need to worry - Dirty Delia is not about with his 'views' (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:13:10
      - I actually pulled a black girl on Saturday night, quite nice she was.... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:09:25
        
        Can I please be excused from this thread (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 21:15:23
        
        Did she have nice inner pink lips? (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:12:06
        
        I did'nt get that far.... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:14:40
        
        I remember once when I was 14 & at local Football Club disco (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:17:58
        
        lmao (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 21:30:19
        
        You aren't serious? about the suicide i mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:20:21
        
        No. But i often what happened to her - it was a small village oustide Lincoln (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:24:43
        
        She probably moved away, or starting washing it. Did it scar you? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:33:09
        
        I didn't think it did, but as I got older I use to think about her more (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:39:48
Reserves are leading Wroxham 1-0 at half time,goal from Cody Mcdonald. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sven, Mar 23, 20:26:46
- Does Cody Mcdonald have pace? or is he slowish? (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Mar 23, 20:42:28
  - He's bloody fast. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 23, 20:43:06
    - Earnshaw fast? (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Mar 23, 20:48:54
      - Pace and directness of a young again Huckerby (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 23, 21:02:57
        
        Sounds good, has he got a good touch though or the touch of a rapist?... (NCFC) - jimbo, Mar 23, 21:07:23
        
        God almighty, you're not called... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 23, 22:02:11
      - Who was fastest do you think? Earnie or Eadie? (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 20:52:36
        
        Eadie would make Earny look like 3 toed sloth (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:55:57
- He's minter... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 23, 20:28:16
  - :s (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 20:29:21
    - Sorry... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 23, 20:30:37
      - Are you female? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:34:56
        
        No. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 23, 20:36:26
        
        I admire,I really do. Was just wondering (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:45:31
        
        When you light a lamp for someone else, you brighten your own path too (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 23, 20:36:44
        
        Not strictly true... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 23, 20:37:48
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 20:31:02
FAO Ben, some Q's for Donny if it's not too late? (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 18:38:11
- Still not too late (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 23, 19:07:49
  - Do you have a meeting with him or are youy composing a letter / email? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 20:19:56
    - Spoke to him on the phone last week (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 23, 22:05:37
    - No, the annual wotb conference call, only the top 3 posters can dial in this is why ben is (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:24:40
      - Am I one of the top 3 posters? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 20:30:43
        
        No you missed the months of campaining and lobbying. (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:42:04
        
        Maybe next year (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 20:45:24
        
        If you need a campaign manager I could jump the pants ship for the right price. pants just (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:52:57
        
        I would do anything for the privellege. (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 20:59:31
        
        As inviting as that is, pants needs me. What can I say, I see something in the kid (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 21:05:56
        
        Like a young retarded child that you feel could be put on the right track (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:07:59
        
        :s (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 21:35:06
        
        Can I please be excused from this thread (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 21:17:53
  - My concern would be (this would be my question) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 19:52:43
    - hmm have a few issues with this pantso (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:09:51
      - I guess that's what I'm saying, if their budget is peanuts (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 20:14:39
        
        But the budget is in the top 10 of Championship clubs. I would then therefore at least (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:22:49
        
        I guess so, I think just allowing the board to be free from blame (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 20:28:07
        
        No, takeyour point,over the years the board have fucked up on numerous (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:33:30
        
        he's a very consistent manager tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 20:35:58
        
        History does seem to be repeating itself here. (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 20:47:21
        
        to be fair though, it was mainly the players who cost him (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 20:42:05
        
        the same lupoli (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 20:43:27
        
        what does the blame game achieve? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 20:32:52
        
        no, certainly not (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 20:24:05
        
        Gunn has hardly had a massive budget (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 20:17:26
        
        we have a higher wage bill than many clubs (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 20:16:30
      - and the whispers were spot on (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 20:13:08
    - Did wagamama write that question? (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 23, 20:02:00
      - haha, ta (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 20:06:07
        
        not sure if that is providing any help to the board or anyone (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 20:09:25
      - you've been warned about this (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 20:03:22
        
        I've gotta say here ben, I am trying with what you did warn us about (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 20:07:17
    - yeah grant and roeder going was all down to the crowd (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 19:59:51
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 19:55:17
      - oh, it's started (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 19:57:03
        
        well talking shit is your fault (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 23, 20:00:42
        
        end of thread (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 19:58:52
  - Nice one.Why go to the bother, just scrap the list and send my beautifully crafted Q's (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 19:46:02
Wolves sign Marlene Harewood on loan (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 23, 18:22:03
- Good, Forest were after him. Glad he has not gone there. (n/m) (Other Football) - jimbo, Mar 23, 18:32:36
- do they need him? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Mar 23, 18:28:52
  - MickMc seems to think so (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 23, 18:32:03
    - Ha ha, i like it. (n/m) (Other Football) - jimbo, Mar 23, 18:33:50
Who is that brunette on T4? i fancy her..... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 17:55:48
- Do you wear lynx? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 18:03:19
  - No, i wear a cheaper Tesco alternative. Every little helps. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 18:06:11
    - good (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 18:08:54
- is it Marbella or Marcella or maybe Mariella. I dunno, mixed race girl, been on for ages? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 18:02:17
  - I just gurgled it - Miquita Oliver, there's summink about her (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 18:41:53
    - She is disgusting and extremely annoying! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 23, 18:45:46
      - Actually should have done a ^^^^racialist or a (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 19:48:16
        
        ^^^has too much of an opinon on T4 presenters (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 19:51:06
      - Disgusting? a tad harsh. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 19:47:10
  - No, i have not seen this one before...... (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 18:05:19
    - This one? (General Chat) - wgf500, Mar 23, 18:32:34
      - I googled it for you earlier ^^^^ (General Chat) - wgf500, Mar 23, 18:44:37
    - I like Marbella, she's kinda cute, a bit on the chunky side but that isn't always a bad (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 18:12:32
      - Do you know who the newbie is though? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 18:33:22
FAO CB41 (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 23, 17:39:34
- Cheers Charles. Will look later, off hoom now (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 17:42:36
  - got it from here apparently (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 23, 17:44:36
    - orange shop so should be legit (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 23, 17:45:50
      - ah, just seen yuo don't like ebay and want a shop (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 23, 17:47:00
"a kind of Princess Di from the wrong side of the tracks". (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 17:13:39
- Will it be a public holiday like it was for Di? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 23, 18:07:19
- If she had not missed medical appointments because 'she was too busy' (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 23, 17:29:23
  - don't be too busy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 23, 17:32:58
    - Look after your kebab, and it will look after you (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 17:38:42
  - The best lesson is (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 17:30:57
    - or plums (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Mar 23, 17:33:27
    - *coughprostatecough* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 17:33:19
- agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Mar 23, 17:20:29
- I saw that. 6 f**In pages of it there are :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 17:16:54
is this good value? (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 23, 17:05:36
- Don't know, her face is covered up and I can't see her (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 17:10:31
  - ^^^ fatwa waiting to happen ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 17:19:15
    - S'alright, I'm moving to Preston not Blackburn :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 17:27:02
      - plenty of that in Preston too (General Chat) - double hipness, Mar 23, 22:23:12
Where do I go to buy a noo mobile foon? (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 16:57:15
- Have a look on the O2 site (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 19:00:47
- cheaper to search ebay and get the model you want and put (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:59:15
  - How can they kill the phone? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 17:09:43
    - they track the id of the phone you have (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 17:13:11
      - Coo (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 17:18:30
      - the features on the phone still work (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 17:17:46
        
        It isn't a phone then though, is it. A phone is for communicating (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 17:18:49
        
        aye, in that sense I wasn't ripped off (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 17:22:24
        
        What about Ipods? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 17:31:05
        
        Looks a bit like a square deal (ie no warranty) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 19:43:29
        
        Probably (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 19:03:26
  - Yeah but what shop? I also haven't a clue what I want. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 17:04:35
    - You could go into the o2 shop and ask them how much the phone you want is (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 17:06:43
  - If you want one new no matter the price, most of the ones out now are about ?350 (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 17:01:58
    - ?350!!!! Christ on a bike I dunt want to spend that on a bloody foon. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 17:15:39
      - ahh, which phone do you want? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 17:18:58
        
        If I can get a new one for up to a ton, that's fine. I've got pots of money. (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 17:26:25
        
        sony k770i is nice in that sense, slim (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 18:10:49
        
        comparison (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 17:26:19
        
        I don't understand ebay, it scares me. I'd rather go to a shop (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 17:28:11
Assuming we stay up this year.............. (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 23, 16:50:15
- Plastic Bertrand (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 23, 17:57:51
Of minor interest... (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Mar 23, 16:41:48
- A Luton fan speaks very highly of it (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 23, 16:42:50
As if we didnt know.......Cureton, Pattison and Fozzy finished at Norwich this season (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 23, 16:38:50
- ^^^ i'm still on his ignore list then (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 16:47:18
  - who isn't? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 18:06:39
  - And you're on mine (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 23, 16:49:47
- maybe they hate Gunn? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 16:41:19
  - maybe (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 18:07:15
- ^^^^ yanks can't limerick (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 23, 16:40:57
"Business is the new Rock 'n' Roll, and I'm Elvis Presley" (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 23, 16:27:12
- You ain't nothing but a hedgehog (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:33:34
There was a young man from Belgrave (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 23, 16:22:29
Too soon? (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 23, 16:09:44
- I'll crack the funnies if that's alright with you stoops (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:12:21
  - Crack on (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 23, 16:13:33
- Not sure about too soon, but definitely too shit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 23, 16:11:07
  - L:_ (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 23, 16:12:54
    - wtf was that! :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 23, 16:13:12
      - I reckon it's you secretly telling us how you've mastered the art of breathing (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:13:58
        
        Breathing? Or (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:14:30
        
        oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 23, 16:15:39
        
        What's up stoopish? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:17:22
        
        not much DoY (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 23, 16:18:42
        
        fine thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:19:19
        
        haha, I've heard a pic of doy's family frequently gets mistaken as one of (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:17:16
        
        I've no idea idea what this entire thread is about (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:18:44
        
        just this thread? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:22:08
        
        Actually, I find a lot of them hard to understand (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:23:55
        
        At least I hope they do (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:25:25
        
        mug (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 23, 16:35:34
  - No, just a shit joke (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:12:47
- "was" (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 23, 16:10:58
Forest @ Barnsley & Plymouth @ Blackpool. What a good time to win Saturday would be... (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 15:55:49
- Saturday week? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:09:05
- The way i see those games going, we'll remain 20th Sat if we win lose OR draw (NCFC) - megson, Mar 23, 16:08:01
- Yeah but we never beat wednesday (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 15:59:14
  - BELIEVE! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 23, 16:05:54
- 16.50 (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 23, 15:57:02
Anyone want to hear another? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:41:25
- there was a sad geek called pants (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 15:43:14
  - That was absolutely hilarious (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 16:12:18
  - *stifled chortle* (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 16:04:48
    - I laughing now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:13:02
  - I have got feelings you know (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:45:11
    - It's all about you isn't it? you you you (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 15:47:48
      - no pun intended? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:51:47
        
        sorry... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 15:54:07
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:55:52
    - ps (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:46:09
      - to be totally honest (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 15:47:07
        
        ^^^ ban these lies ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 16:08:07
        
        careful now... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 16:30:57
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:35:18
        
        RIC now (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 16:39:48
        
        the lady (who works as a prostitute) doth protest too much (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:48:16
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:14:51
Paging Mr Brom esq..... Mr Brom esq to reception.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 15:39:58
- Haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 23, 19:49:24
I was staying in a hotel last month, and I rang the manager (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:26:12
- The next day I changed rooms, and asked for a suite with a view (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:30:37
  - ban this filth^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 15:33:30
    - Lydia, the girl with an itch (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:37:24
      - ban that filth^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 15:38:24
Waggers having problems filling out a pair of shorts... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 15:24:19
- ban this filth^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Mar 23, 15:34:50
  - Did you know condoms were so hard to get hold in Ireland 30 years ago (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:39:14
    - I did (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 15:41:08
SOCCER! (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 15:17:46
- American (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 15:19:58
  - Idiot (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 15:21:37
Watched Fringe last night - top show (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 15:12:45
This bloke goes to the doctors, and says "everything I ate comes up" (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:03:10
I knew a fella called ken (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:47:32
- ban this filth^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 15:36:00
- oh dear (General Chat) - harry boulders, Mar 23, 15:29:16
- Thanks for the warning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 23, 15:07:17
- There was a young man from Nantucket (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 14:51:15
  - filth, what happened to good old fashioned fun for laughter (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:53:46
    - I knew a stay at home lady called Luz (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:54:49
      - mine (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 15:00:45
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:01:13
      - There was a young feller called James (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 15:00:21
        
        oh I say! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:01:36
        
        Top Wrathing - keep it sick LOJ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 15:01:04
      - I believe it still exists in Eton...... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 14:58:32
        
        I knew a bloke called frank (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:00:44
        
        But that's horrendous, have you let the authorities know this? (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 15:06:29
        
        I think he was pissed off with people nicking his ideas and changing them (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 15:17:26
- What was his surname? I new a Ken who done that as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 14:48:22
  - Ken Coe was his name (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:53:18
    - Did he turn into granules or powder when he landed? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 14:55:22
      - Not sure, but he was ethically sourced apparently. Maybe that's why he went (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 14:59:38
      - I knew a fella called Ted, who slept with a gun in his bed (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:57:47
        
        It's nonsense, there is no afterlife, so he couldn't wake up! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 15:00:14
MMS on my iPhone!! (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 23, 14:23:24
- Always has been MMS on the Iphone since day one (General Chat) - Derek Acorah, Mar 23, 15:16:34
  - Can't be bothered with all that jail breaking stuff (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 23, 16:41:59
- I send a few a month (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:24:23
I know that no further proof is needed, but Chris Moyles really is an unpleasant dickhead (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 14:20:31
- Aled hates him as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 14:48:39
- Have you seen stewart lee's toilet books? (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:23:24
a bit late, but Hoorah! for Mark Cavendish (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 14:03:55
- Cav is the mutts, I loved his stage wins in the TDF, seems he is adding to his all round (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 23, 14:24:30
  - agreed, deserved a BBC Sports personality nomination at least as much as the Olympic (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 14:30:12
    - Defo, I thought he was treated shabbily at the Olympics after sacrificing his place on the (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 23, 14:44:35
      - Is that what you get for (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 14:47:00
        
        Now, now Gitticus Oldicania, there are no whispers about Cav. Quite the opposite in fact. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Mar 23, 14:50:01
        
        The opposite? He vomits pills and suppliments???? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Muddyfunster, Mar 23, 15:23:17
        
        No, the opposite of no whispers is LOTS OF SHOUTS (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 15:26:35
        
        Aw, bless (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Mar 23, 14:59:01
shocking times ahead (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 13:36:25
- I'm glad you take such glee in others' misfortune (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:11:57
  - wowee, that's gone a bit wrong hasn't it? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 16:25:42
    - Sorry, saw it as more sarcasm (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:27:20
      - fair assumption to make given the majority of my postings on here :-) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 16:45:55
  - life (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 16:12:10
Spicy noodle crayfish salad (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:21:26
- Nowt (General Chat) - King, Mar 23, 13:24:04
  - same here (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:18:21
    - RSI from frantic post-producing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 14:21:05
      - Had this since I was 18 (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 14:27:21
        
        Oh dear, sorry to hear that (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 15:38:18
        
        ta (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 16:49:43
- kitkat and cuppa tea (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 13:22:39
Alan Lee looks fatter than I am (on telly admittedly) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:18:22
- What about Lee Troff and Matthew Patisserie? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 13:23:52
  - Amateurs (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:30:59
- John Hartson? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 23, 13:21:59
So is it actually worse to have an extra-marital shag on Remembrance Sunday? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:15:32
- It's the 'speakurbranes' loons posting after i find disturbing - allowed to vote too! (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Mar 23, 13:33:02
  - i guess you won't be tuning into SunTalk then... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 13:45:11
    - Can't even listen to radio 5, that would make me want to kill!! (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Mar 23, 14:22:46
- how did th NOTW get the pics if he was the one taking them (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 23, 13:29:59
  - "One image shows the woman, dressed in underwear and black stockings, reclining next to a (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:33:55
- C'mon we've all had a quick one with a subordinate at one time or another in the (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 13:29:23
  - premature ejaculation, such a problem on these occasions (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:31:47
    - Ejaculation another thing a women doesn't have to put up with. Alongside controlling (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 13:45:07
      - Tee Eff Aye (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 23, 13:51:45
        
        Tangible Fixed Assets? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 14:03:05
  - came to quickly........was going to finish off with broom cupboard and/or gym shower room (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 13:30:07
- What does the Queen say about this issue ? Are we really so cool to avoid this silence ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 23, 13:21:06
  - All who vote jockonese labour should remember! (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:29:08
    - Anyone got a link to that BNP members list that was leaked a foo months ago? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 23, 13:51:39
    - the dame told me He was a lousy lay and margette rutherford told me the same thing too.her (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 23, 13:31:45
      - The only thing on Blairs, Browns and Presscotts agenda was to bring Britain to it's knee's (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:35:10
        
        Geez, did you see the wife? Lady, if you are gonna start looking like your husband's grann (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 23, 13:41:21
        
        roflol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 23, 13:47:49
        
        Ar Oh El Ef (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Mar 23, 13:44:28
        
        To make personal comments about his wife's appearance will just add to her pain. I see a n (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 23, 13:59:52
        
        what goes around comes around - when you're in your 50s hope you remember (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 14:18:16
        
        This is just so typical, I would laugh but these sex fuelled idiots are running our countr (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 23, 14:19:15
- Definitely (General Chat) - King, Mar 23, 13:20:06
  - the former Deputy Leader of the Commons said (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:26:20
According to Archant (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Mar 23, 13:11:39
- Thanks goodness for that, because otherwise one more defeat would mean (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 23, 13:16:16
  - maybe that was it (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Mar 23, 13:18:59
Where oh where does this article match the Headline. (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Mar 23, 13:09:14
Just spoke to someone who went to the game saturday (NCFC) - CarlsbergCanary, Mar 23, 12:50:51
- I wonder how much of that was actually due to other factors, (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Mar 23, 13:16:30
- down the right hand side i meant to add :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - CarlsbergCanary, Mar 23, 12:54:57
Pants, what have you done with her? (General Chat) - megson, Mar 23, 12:43:58
- That dunt sound good (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 12:54:54
from today's Mediawatch (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 12:34:19
Reminder - London Based Yellows - Caps Quiz (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 23, 12:02:00
- Can I play from home? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 23, 13:22:13
Bumped into a City fan yesterday, his son was called "Keelan" good work I thought (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 23, 11:40:16
- Gary Neville's dad is called Neville (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Mar 23, 11:54:21
  - as is Phil Neville's dad (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 12:17:23
    - Player for Valladolid yest called Lolo (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 12:57:40
- What was his name? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 23, 11:42:28
  - Don't know, but I think he was from Yarmuf. (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 23, 12:37:30
  - I think it's 'Keelan' (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 23, 11:48:43
    - Mega marvin shuffle (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 12:45:11
    - My mate has called his Son Keelan too. Top naming if you ask me! (n/m) (General Chat) - um_gah, Mar 23, 12:00:42
      - What became of Keelan One? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 12:18:05
    - Hes called Keelan and he called his son Keelan to? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Mar 23, 11:51:07
Just saw Newcastle have joined Boro in the relegation zone (Other Football) - Dahab_Canary, Mar 23, 11:19:17
- If we escape this season, hopefully we'll finally learn the same lessons, and not (Other Football) - pants, Mar 23, 12:35:47
  - It was surprising to see that some expected a play off push (Other Football) - Dahab_Canary, Mar 23, 12:55:06
Bit quiet and crap on here today. Ralf's almost keeping things going single-handed. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 23, 11:13:26
- most people have a 2 week break for international wrathing (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 12:15:05
- mondays are shit anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 23, 11:23:37
Patty, Fozzy and Curo not even in the reserve squad for tonight's game (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 10:43:40
- Is Cort in court? (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Mar 23, 10:48:49
  - Cort was caught courting Courtney. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 23, 10:59:13
    - In his Cortina parked outside Courts (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 23, 11:05:31
      - in Corton, caught on cctv (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 23, 11:34:01
        
        wearing cords (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 23, 11:50:26
City to sign Troy in the summer? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 10:23:54
Alan Lee praises our facilities (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 10:20:16
- After watching him against Birmingham, I hope we sign him (NCFC) - NiftyFiftyNorwich, Mar 23, 10:38:19
- yeah, overdraft facilities! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 23, 10:30:57
FAO all citizen journalists (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 10:06:40
Beginning to believe we could actually stay up.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 23, 10:02:12
The archaic word pixilated means to be led astray (as if by pixies) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 10:00:48
Are you the woman in this story?? (Think she'll come forward?!) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 23, 09:43:14
- I saw aliens in Norwich a week ago, Saturday night.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Mar 23, 10:39:37
  - Seen this? One of your brethren showing off some skills... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 10:49:16
    - I can do that... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Mar 23, 10:53:23
  - Goodpost? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 10:47:24
    - Royal mail?... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Mar 23, 10:48:55
- camcan and her magpies (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 23, 10:35:09
- It was Erik Fuglestad (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 23, 09:52:40
The mystery of the Brian Belo sighting is over! (General Chat) - greencanary, Mar 23, 09:38:20
Guardian write up of saturdays game (NCFC) - megson, Mar 23, 09:14:04
- what a load of utter shit (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 23, 09:20:26
  - seems like a fair report to me (n/m) (NCFC) - greencanary, Mar 23, 09:24:14
    - seems like he saw the highlights on ITV (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 23, 09:27:20
      - TO be fair, at least they said a point was the least we deserved. ITV certainly didn't. (NCFC) - megson, Mar 23, 09:29:56
        
        80% of the piece was guff about bryan gunn doing the catering and losing mcleish's boots e (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 23, 09:34:48
        
        Don't you think poor reporting is a consequence of shedding (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 23, 09:50:33
        
        chicken and egg? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 23, 10:05:44
        
        No, the quality did used to be much better (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 23, 10:31:40
        
        Actually that's really quite outrageous ("opportunist adverts from an ambulance-chasing") (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 10:45:38
        
        me, when i saw them, i chuckled and i thought 'i like that' (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 10:53:21
        
        Yeah, I'd only noticed them for away players before that one (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 23, 10:55:34
        
        given the number of players that have previously dies during games involving NCFC (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 11:06:54
        
        Yes, I think we'll agree to differ (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 23, 11:09:10
        
        you've never joined in with a slow hand-clap when an opposition player is being carried (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 11:13:18
        
        no (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 23, 11:32:50
        
        booed an opposition player when you think they're feigning injury to waste time (or simil (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 11:37:05
        
        how about 'Dig a hole and fucking bury him' (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 23, 11:36:00
        
        i think they should only show them adverts for an opposition player's injury (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 23, 10:35:26
        
        I couldn't agree more (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 23, 09:45:07
        
        That's often the way the Monday reports are now (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 23, 09:52:44
        
        Yes, there's an assumption that by Monday morning (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 23, 09:54:20
        
        Having said that, quite how that MITS bollocks (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 23, 09:56:01
        
        if only eh? ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 23, 09:48:13
CAPITAL CANARIES QUIZ NIGHT - THURS 26TH MARCH - OFFSIDE BAR (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 23, 07:31:52
- (unless there also turns out to be a premiership quiz night on there that night... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 23, 08:59:18
  - The London Birmingham Fans Quiz is on the same night (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 23, 09:11:07
did anyone else notice dion standing near the dugout on the championship? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 23, 07:26:56
- Yes - I saw him there (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 23, 07:33:13
  - ahh good I'm not going mad then! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 23, 07:37:10
A Butch Magpie flew across my car on the way to work (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Mar 23, 07:25:09
- disturbing story on Russia Today this morning (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 23, 08:27:00
R.I.P. Butch! Gone and instantly forgotten... (n/m) (General Chat) - FemmeFemme, Mar 23, 02:16:12
Save Butch!!!! (General Chat) - pants, Mar 23, 00:40:01
- Load of fucking shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 23, 14:53:47
- Butch is shit. So are magpies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 23, 10:35:46
Jon Ofemmebor (n/m) (General Chat) - FemmeFemme, Mar 23, 00:00:39

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